LEWD PONY TEXT ADVENTURE 01

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>>30066434

Race not selected, defaulting to Earth. What is your gender?

1. Male
2. Female
3. Futa

>>30066434
stop

Gender undefined, futa randomly selected.

What is your age?

1. Filly
2. Young mare
3. Mature mare

>>30066553
Just write us a fucking green text faggot!

>Also filly

>>30066434
Futanyx

>>30066572
Filly selected. You are a lewd futanari earth filly. Your lewd adventure begins now.

You live in a little town with your parents. You live in a small house, your bedroom is upstairs. It is morning. You wake up in your bed. It is not time for school yet. Your parents call you down for breakfast.

1. Go down for breakfast
2. Stay in bed a while
3. Use the bathroom

>>30066630
Stay in bed.

>>30066649
You decide to stay in bed awhile. You are very comfortable and warm right now. You begin to think of lewd things you could do before school.

1. Clop under your covers
2. Rub your marecock between your mattress and bed
3. Self-suck
4. Do nothing lewd while your parents are awake

No choice selected, self-suck randomly selected. Even though your parents are awake you feel a bit cocky and flex under the covers until you can fit your throbbing marecock into your mouth. You begin orally pleasuring yourself when your mother calls you again for breakfast.

1. Continue sucking until you cum
2. Stop sucking and quickly finish by clopping
3. Go down for breakfast
4. Go to the bathroom

No choice selected, choosing to continue sucking until you cum. You hear your mother walking upstairs to see what is taking you so long but you are feeling too good to stop. Just as you orgasm in your mouth your mother opens your bedroom door and startles you. You choke on your own cum and cough a mouthful all over the floor in front of your mother.

1. Tell her the truth
2. Remain silent
3. Tell her you're feeling sick today

>>30066764
1.

>>30066766
Tell her the truth selected. Your mother stares at you with her jaw dropped. You sit up and explain that recently you've been feeling urges you can't control and that you've learned to make yourself feel good. Your mother just smiles and says that she know exactly what you're going through and that she knows just what you need. What does she tell you?

1. You need a special somepony
2. You need to try the special technique she knows about
3. You need to eat your breakfast

>>30066809
2.

>>30066811
You need to know her special technique selected. Your mother walks over to your bed and sits down on it. She tells you she has a special way with dealing with your father's erections that drain him for the entire day.

1. Ask her to explain it to you
2. Ask her to demonstrate on you
3. Tell her you have to use the bathroom

>>30066826
2.

>>30066830
Ask her to demonstrate on you selected. Your mother blushes and nervously scoots away from you. But when she looks at your erection poking up from under the covers she sighs and agrees to help you. She takes your penis in her hooves and does what?

1. Rubs it between her teats
2. Begins licking it
3. Mounts it vaginally
4. Mounts it anally
5. Sticks it in her ear

>>30066855
3. Let's get this bitch pregnant.

>>30066857
Mounts it vaginally selected. Your mother lewdly squats down on your marecock. She keeps asking you if you're alright and you reassure her you are with your moans. She squeezes her muscles in a special order while winking her marevag, the stimulation is too much for you, you're going to cum.

1. Tell her you have to cum
2. Don't tell her

>>30066873
2. Unload as much as we can deep inside of her. She's clear in heat with how much she wanted this.

>>30066876
Don't tell her selected. The sight of your mother riding your little marecock is too much for you to take and you can't contain yourself. Your mother feels your seed unexpectedly flowing into her and she goes to get up but you hug her and prevent her from dismounting just long enough to unload everything you have in you. Your mother, slightly annoyed, pats your head as you catch your breath. She winces as she slowly climbs off of your bed, a stream of cum pouring out. She tells you that she's wished you'd told her you had to cum. She goes to the bathroom and tells you to get ready for school.

1. Follow her to the bathroom to clean up
2. Follow her to the bathroom for something lewd
3. Go down to breakfast
4. Stay in bed.

>>30066906
3. Apologize coyly and head down for breakfast. We're feeling wiped out, and we could use a bit to recover.

>>30066435
Daaaw is the little shitposter triggered by the cyoa.

>>30066722
>giving only 7 minuites
jesus fuck anon no cyoa can run that fast.

>>30066906
>3. Go down to breakfast

>>30066910
Go down to breakfast selected. You tell your mother you're sorry for what you did and thank her for making you feel good. She smiles to hide her shame and tells you to keep what she did a secret. You feel refreshed but hungry. You head down to breakfast. Your father is not home and must have left for work. You see plates set around the table for you and your mother. Each contains pancakes, some juice and some yogurt.

1. Eat your plate of food
2. Eat both plates of food
3. Find something else to eat instead
4. Eat nothing

>>30066929
1. We'd better hurry up and head out to school, though.

>>30066930
this

>>30066929
1. Eat your plate of food

>>30066930
Eat your plate of food selected. You hungrily eat the breakfast your mother made for you. You can hear your classmates heading up the walkway to pick you up on the way to school. You are ready to go if you want.

1. Say goodbye to mom and head to school
2. Don't say goodbye and go to school
3. Don't answer the door and don't go to school
4. Answer the door but tell your friends you are not going to school

>>30066949
1. Give her a kiss on the cheek and ask to try the thing we did today after school.

>>30066949
>1. Say goodbye to mom and head to school
also flirt aggressively with out school friends.

>>30066952
Say goodbye to mom and head to school selected. You rush upstairs to grab your bookbag. You then stand outside the bathroom to say goodbye to your mother. You hear her panting and moaning softly on the other side of the door.

1. Tell her you love her and you'll see her later
2. Open the door and see what she's doing
3. Say nothing and head to school

>>30066964
2, we might not know about our mare half yet.

>>30066964
>1. Tell her you love her and you'll see her later
Lets not interrupt her
Make sure to flirt aggressively with our schoolfriends when we leave

>>30066964
2. It's a bit early for another fuck session but might as well start hyping ourself up

Consecutive choices selected. You open the door and see your mother spreading over the toilet. She's clopping a shampoo bottle into herself. She notices you just as she orgasms and squirts all over the seat. You ask her if she can show you some more techniques after school. She gets flustered so you feel you should leave. You give her a kiss and say goodbye. You meet your friends at the door. One of them is a cute little ___ you have your eye on.

1. Colt
2. Filly

>>30066991
>3. another herm.

>>30066991
2. Filly. We need to impregnate them all.

>>30066995
>>30066994
Alternate choice applied. One of the little fillies you have your eye on has a little something extra like you do. Your marecock twitches at the thought of doing things to her, but you're pretty spent from your morning activities. Your friends greet you and you all set off for school.

To Be Cuntinued

>>30067006
>Cuntinued
I see what you did there.

Bemp

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>>30066434

>>30067842
It has been made clear time and again that does not apply to cyoa faggot.

>>30067892
This isn't a CYOA. CYOA's are updated in large chunks of paragraphs or more. The writer behind this thing literally gives you one or two sentences and a few options. Looks like roleplaying to me.

>>30067905
>updated in large chunks
So I guess Nebula is rarely a cyoa as well.
You have noticed we have been permitted to go outside the offered suggestions right.

>>30067910
I'm just mad because the title didn't automatically get filtered like all the other CYOA's, the authors of whom are kind enough to put CYOA in their title so I can filter them in two seconds.

>>30067905
Given the title the op chose this appears to be modeled after those 70's computer games.

>>30068103
That doesn't make it any less shitty. It's still a niche thing that nobody likes.

>>30069178

>>30070041
Stop bumping this thread, nobody likes it.

>>30070042
I Like it faggot.

>>30070765
Well, you're one person. The 75 other people on this board have expressed little interest in it.

>>30070774
I count 3 players.

>>30070042
I like it. Also rule 4 should be terminated. It would sure help bring some life back into this tired board.

>>30071282
Nah. The cancer would be terrible. Imagine all the fat ERP.

>>30067006
Save loaded.
Number of times cum: 2

It is morning. You are walking to school with a few of your friends. One is an earth futa like you. One is a unicorn colt. The last is a unicorn filly. The unicorn filly walks ahead of all of you. The earth futa becomes aroused while walking behind the unicorn filly. The unicorn colt makes fun of her erect penis.

1. Ignore them and continue walking to school
2. Tell the colt to knock it off
3. Make fun of the colt's penis
4. Make fun of the futa's penis, too

>>30072318
>2. Tell the colt to knock it off
Say if he does not we will give him one as well.

>>30072322
Tell the colt to knock it off selected. You tell the unicorn colt that you will give him a hardon too if he doesn't stop it. He just grins and says that he'd like to see you try. The earth futa tells you to forget about it and that you don't want to be later for school. The unicorn filly seems interested in this challenge.

1. Tell him you're ready whenever he is
2. Back down
3. Molest him right in the middle of the sidewalk
4. Tell him you're skipping school and to follow you into the woods nearby

No choice selected, tell him you're ready whenever he is selected by default. The unicorn colt turns and says that he'll expect to see you in the bushes near the playground during recess. The earth futa blushes and rushes ahead towards school. The unicorn filly grins and follows her. You continue to school with the unicorn colt.

1. Head to the restroom before class starts
2. Mingle with the other students outside before class starts
3. Head directly to class

>>30072428
>1. Head to the restroom before class starts

>>30072440
Head to the restroom before class starts selected. You push past the other students into the building. Several of them blush or giggle as you head inside. You get the feeling the unicorn filly might have tipped them off about your bet with the unicorn colt. Inside the restroom you freshen up. As you are about to leave you hear muffled moans coming from the last stall.

1. Head into the next stall over to listen
2. Pretend to leave and listen from the doorway
3. Knock on the stall door and ask who's inside
4. Leave for class

>>30072457
>4. Leave for class
Its none of our business.

>>30072505
Leave for class selected. You decide that you've had enough lewd for the moment and head to class, much to the relief of whoever was in that last stall. You sit down as the bell rings and the other students take their seats. Your teacher is an attractive young pegasus mare. She gains the class's attention when she announces that today you will be learning about the birds and the bees. You feel your marecock twitch at the thought.

1. Ask to be excused
2. Ask her to define "the birds and the bees"
3. Volunteer for a demonstration
4. Sit quietly and try not to become aroused

>>30072540
>2. Ask her to define "the birds and the bees"

>>30072553
Ask her to define "the birds and the bees" selected. You raise your hoof and she calls on you. You ask her to define exactly what she meant by that. She smiles wryly and said it was just a euphemism for sex and not actually about birds and bees.

1. Ask to be excused
2. Volunteer for a demonstration
3. Sit quietly and try not to become aroused
4. Sit quietly and shamelessly allow yourself to become aroused

>>30072540
Teacher is not for lewd. They are for learning.
>>30072553
This.

>>30072580
Ask if we can learn about real birds and bees after we learn about sex. Try not to become aroused this is serious stuff.

>>30072591
Sit quietly and try not to become aroused selected. This is a prime opportunity to learn about many lewd things so you try to pay attention. As the lesson begins to heat up a classmate behind you begins tapping your chair. A quick glance reveals they have a small slip of paper they want to pass you.

1. Ignore them
2. Turn around and reach for the note
3. Motion for them to toss it to you
4. Turn them in to the teacher

>>30072638
>1. Ignore them

>>30072675
Ignore them selected. You ignore the constant tapping on your chair even when it turns to a hoof nudging your back. Eventually the teacher happens to glance over and see the other pony doing this and flies over to investigate. The teacher takes the note from the student and sends her to the principal's office. Your classmate shoots you an angry look when she walks out of the room. The teacher goes back to the from of the class and casually reads the note while continuing her lesson, but stops mid-sentence and begins blushing. She grins widely as she continues the lesson but keeps her exposed flank facing the class for the rest of the period.

1. You stare at her flank and hide your boner
2. You stare at her flank and don't hide your boner
3. You don't stare at her flank and focus on the lesson

>>30072719
>3. You don't stare at her flank and focus on the lesson
Now is not the time for lewd. That comes later.

>>30072719
Stare at flank and hide boner.

>>30072719
Why would we hide our glorious monster? 2.

No clear decision, you don't stare at her flank and focus on the lesson randomly selected. You try to make notes of every little thing that might help you in your upcoming bet with the unicorn colt. A short while later the bell rings and you are all dismissed for lunch.

1. Head to the cafeteria
2. Head back to the restroom
3. Stay in the classroom to ask some detailed questions

>>30072777
Ay, lucky trips, let's go to the cafeteria

>>30072777
Ask for details

>>30072779
Head to the cafeteria selected. As you stand in line to receive your lunch, the filly who was trying to give you the note walks up beside you and angrily tells you that she got detention because of you. She says that if you don't follow her after lunch she's going to tell everyone what the note said.

1. Agree to follow her and stand up the colt
2. Refuse her and proceed to meet the colt
3. Ignore her
4. Ask her to reschedule for another time

>>30072824
4 and ask her what the note said.

>>30072867
Ask her to reschedule for another time selected. You tell her you're going to be busy and can't after lunch and why can't she just tell you what it said. She shrugs and starts walking away saying that by the end of lunch everyone is going to know what it said so there's no need to tell you now.

1. Stop her and agree to follow her
2. Assume she's bluffing and meet with the colt as scheduled
3. Tell a teacher the filly is threatening you

>>30072914
2.

>>30072914
1, but 3 to make her reschedule. The teacher did read the note after all.

>>30072914
No clear decision, assume she's bluffing and meet with the colt as scheduled randomly selected. You don't feel the filly is a real threat at all and is only bluffing because she got in trouble. You eat your lunch without incident and head out to recess afterwards. While most of your classmates play on the equipment a small group of giggling ponies hover around the bushes in the rear of the playground. You casually stroll over there and see the unicorn colt lounging on his back. He sits up and taunts you saying he's ready to see you try and make him hard. The small group of your classmates including the unicorn filly eagerly peer from behind the bushes.

To Be Cuntinued

>>30072141
Dude ERP is my fucking jam!

>>30066434

>>30072966
Bump for more

>>30077081

>>30078107
>>30079191

>>30080022

>8 bumps in a row
Go home already, it's obvious this thread is dead.

>>30072966
>>30081667
Save loaded.
Number of times cum: 2

It is afternoon. You are behind the bush near the playground with the unicorn colt. He has challenged you to arouse his penis. A small group of your classmates watch you from the other side of the bush. The unicorn filly is watching you closely. What will you do?

1. Lick his penis
2. Blowjob
3. Hoofjob
4. Rub your marevag and/or ponut against him
5. Rub your marecock against him
6. Give up

>>30081763
Lets start more slowly.
Give him a tantalizing reveal of our goods then lower our tail back down.

>>30081771
Alternate choice applied. You decide to tease him a little, work him up by showing off your goods with a quick little turn and a twitch of your tail. He responds by scoffing that he doesn't have all day and that recess will end soon.

1. Lick his penis
2. Blowjob
3. Hoofjob
4. Rub your marevag and/or ponut against him
5. Rub your marecock against him
6. Give up

>>30081789
1, leading into 2

>>30081789
Dominate him. start by belitiling his cock as we do
>>30081818

>>30081853
Let's see if we can arouse him via more normal methods first. We don't want to kill his boner by going for a fetish he doesn't like

Lick his penis selected. You lay down on your belly in front of him and he reclines backward. You sniff his little member and scrunch up your muzzle. You offhandedly tell everyone it stinks. The other children giggle while the colt snorts in embarrassment and tells you to get on with it. You slowly lap your tongue from the base of his shaft to his tip. But nothing happens - to him! You, however, feel a strange tickle in your own marecock.

1. Continue licking
2. Try a blowjob
3. Try a hoofjob
4. Try teasing him some more
5. Give up

>>30081864
Yeah I suppose you are right. I was getting ahead of myself.

>>30081882
2.

>>30081882
I bet he took something to keep his penis flacid.
We will have to ask the science teacher about that sort of stuff later.

Blowjob time.

>>30081882
1 keep licking

Try a blowjob selected. Undeterred you wrap your muzzle around his penis and begin sucking and lapping. You feel an incredible sensation on your marecock again that makes you stop and raise your flank off the ground as it hardens. Stunned, you look at the colt who shrugs his forelegs and smiles coyly. He mockingly asks you what's wrong. The unicorn filly behind you grins darkly and points out how hard you're getting instead. You wonder if maybe she's using magic to manipulate the results.

1. Continue trying to pleasure the colt regardless
2. Try pleasuring yourself
3. Confront the unicorn filly verbally
4. Confront the unicorn filly "physically"
5. Give up

>>30081945
He's definitely up to something... I have no idea what 4 is but I want to try that.

>>30081945
>1. Continue trying to pleasure the colt regardless
No use arguing over the cheating when no rules were technically set.

>>30081945
4

>>30081945
4

Confront the unicorn filly "physically" selected. You know something's up and it's definitely magic. You push yourself up and walk over to the bush. The unicorn colt asks if you've given up but you tell him you've just started. You grab the unicorn filly and drag her over to the unicorn colt as your classmates gasp in surprise. The unicorn filly angrily demands to know what you're doing while the unicorn colt looks on nervously. You take a guess that she was using a reversal spell and tell her you're going to punish her. Her eyes grow wide and she nervously begs for mercy.

1. Hold her down and orally pleasure her
2. Hold her down and give her the D anally
3. Hold her down and give her the D vaginally
4. Hold her down and give her the D orally
5. Spitroast her between the colt
6. Forgive her and try the colt again
7. Walk away

>>30082068
5. DEFINITELY 5

>>30082068
5. No contest.

2!

>>30082068
1

5 for sure

>>30082068
>5. Spitroast her between the colt
We should take the mouth.

5 but we get the pussy

Multi-choice selected. You boldly tell your classmates that you will now make the unicorn colt hard. You grab the unicorn filly by her flanks and bury your face into her nethers. She begins crying from embarrassment as she feebly tries to pull out of your grip but you lick her privates until they reflexively wink. You wipe your mouth and look up to see the unicorn colt still sitting there nervously, his penis twitching and hard. You gloat how you won the bet as he shamefully hangs his head. You tell him you can do one better and make him cum. You stand up and shift the unicorn filly forward until she's right in front of the unicorn colt. You nudge her forward until her face is rubbing his penis. At first she is hesitant to do anything but reluctantly she slips him into her mouth causing him to moan. You keep nudging her until she starts moving on her own, suckling him as he grips her head. You then grab her flank from behind and slowly mount her much to her surprise. You slowly push inch by inch into her puffy ponut until you're buried within her. She shivers and pleas for you to remove it but her words are muffled by the unicorn colt's penis. Together you spitroast the unicorn filly.

1. Cum inside her ponut
2. Cum outside on her back
3. Cum on her face
4. Cum on the unicorn colt's face
5. Cum on the ground to hide your activities
6. Stop before you cum

>>30082218
4. Teach that little bastard to fuck with us.

>>30082218
>2. Cum outside on her back

>>30082218
5

>>30082235
Wait shit
>>30082226
Has a good point. Change my vote to 4 and make sure we get as much in his eye as possible.

>>30082218
5 No reason to make unnecessary enemies.

Cum on the unicorn colt's face selected. As you near climax you see the unicorn colt also quickening his pace, groaning as he spurts into the unicorn filly's mouth causing her to gag. But instead of finishing inside of her as well you wait until your precum begins to leak before you whip it out, shove the unicorn filly aside and close in on the unicorn colt, covering his face with sticky threads of semen. He yelps in pain as an errant glob catches him in the eye and he falls backwards whimpering and rubbing his hooves across his face, smearing your cum everywhere. The two unicorns cover on the ground as you tell them you hope they've learned their lesson and strut out of the bushes. Your classmates who watched giggle and disperse. Shortly after the bell rings signalling recess's end.

To Be Cuntinued

Next?

>>30082306
pee in the colts butt later

>>30082306
When were we supposed to meet the note filly?