Incestuous Relationships Thread

FIRST!

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>>30023331
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!

>>30023371
You cared enough to respond. Thank you.

What is this, the YouTube comment section?

I wanna discover the birds and the bees with every one of my sisters on the rock farm.

It still hurts, Frosty

>>30023412
Frosty died and noting will bring it back.

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>>30023412
This

Can we get back to the granny fucking now?

>>30023331
>>/kys/

>>30023412
This Anon knows what's up.

Pie cuddles are best cuddles

>>30023429
I want to fondle granny Sonata's scaly mermaid tits.

>>30023446
>I recognize that bulge!
horrible edit, still made me kek

>>30023456
That was the intention Anon

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>>30023429
YES

>>30023477
>"C'mon, Nonny, don't you want to cuddle with your granny? You can hold me from behind and play with my boobies if you wanna~"

>>30023429
>>30023477
Please! And without any incest impregnation.

>>30023516
>without
Man oh man are you going to be disappointed when Anon gives his grannies all the sirens they could ever want.

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>>30023516
>And without any incest impregnation.
Wew lad, you realize that's the entire point of APA's green, right? To make incestuous, more full blooded sirens?

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>>30023516
>Without
Nigga do even incest?!

>>30023516
...do you read ANYTHING that is posted here?

>>30023525
>>30023526
>>30023535
>>30023569
Remember not to respond to attention seekers.

>>30023801
Looks like the satyrposters brought shitty people with them.

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>>30023897
kill urself

>>30023897
Its satyr, that shithole goes anywhere they think they can infect. Even their own writefags are ashamed to write for them.
>>30023907
you first.

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>>30023914
>samefagging

>>30023951
you wish

>>30023897
>>30023914
>Responds to a kys meant for "someone else"
>Totally not a samefag.

I have to ask, let's not pretend you're one of a chorus of people for a second. You've been trolling satyr and anywhere you know people from satyr might be for 2 years, devoting sometimes hours a day, almost every day to it.

What exactly gave you this absurdly autistic fixation on wasting your short, finite life trying to mildly annoy people in an image board general about having kids with cartoon horses?

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>>30023977
>>30023951
More than one person can have an opinion at one time guys.
I'm not saying the satyr general is bad, but you guys should do you and let this thread do this thread.

Don't bring your shit into this, please. This isn't the family feelings thread, it's the fucking your family thread.

You know what would be fucking rad? Sweetie Belle trying (and failing) to cook for Big Bro Anon because she once heard Rarity say that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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>>30024017
So what if two topics happen to overlap? All this does is open up even more potential for content.

>>30024036
I think he means that there's nothing wrong with either thread much like there is nothing wrong with liking the subject of both threads, but many posters have terminal cases of autism that makes them shitpost heavily when the topic of other threads are brought up. It's best to keep things separate.

>>30023897
>Implying I ever went to that shithole.
KYS my main man.

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>>30024036
Sure, but it looks like as soon as you guys showed up so did the shitposters. I've watched general threads rise and fall, been a writegag for some of 'em as well and experienced it firsthand.
The toxicity of a general can easily spill over into another, and not trying to offend but I don't want your drama or problems to seep into this thread.
I like this one.

>>30024071
This. Satyr is fine, and incest is fine, but it's not a "you got peanut butter on my chocolate; and you got chocolate in my peanut butter" situation.

I might have something for you guys later tonight. I've been feeling incredibly inspired today.

>>30023320
What in fucking tarnation is happening here?

>>30024071
There's really not a huge amount of drama or toxicity in and of itself. It is, no exaggeration, one guy, with the same very specific writing style and manner of acting who shitposts almost constantly. He is obscenely obvious, and if one simply discounts his incessant REEEing, then the threads are actually usually fairly peaceful.

I'm sure there's some actual fighting here and there under that, but that one guy easily makes up 80+ percent of it.

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Updated paste as of last thread: https://pastebin.com/2T8iGnxQ

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>>30018362
>You actually ended up making breakfast for her.
>Just some eggs and bacon, nothing classy.
>"Anon, could you pass me the salt?"
>It's right next to her.
>You pause with suspicion, but still reach over the table and pass it over.
>"Thanks, Anon!"
>"OH LOOK, my glass is empty! Could you pass me the water?"
>Well... this time the jug is actually closer to you, so you pass it over.
>"Thanks, Anon!"
>You sigh. What monster have you created?
>"Heeeeyyy... Anon?"
>That smile is WAY over-exaggerated. She's clearly enjoying this, and looking at her phone for whatever reason.
"...what?"
>"Could you get me a tailfeather from a male Indian peafowl?"
"Did you just fucking look that up?"
>She shows you the image, with that goofy grin on her face.
>"I like the colors!"
>Okay, you've had enough of this. You push back your chair and stand up.
"I'm taking a walk. We're missing toilet paper, so I'm going to-"
>"You know the zoo is closed on Sundays, right?"
>God damn it, you have to get out of here.
>It's a fifteen minute walk back and forth, and you've got the toilet paper.
>You arrive back home, hoping she's had enough fun at your expense.
"I'm back!"
>No answer.
"Scoots?"
>"In here, Anon!"
>That came from your room.
>You open the door to your room, and are even more surprised than you thought you would be.
>It's Scootaloo, hair tied back, sitting with crossed legs in your office chair, holding a pencil and her notebook.
>Dhe's wearing dad's reading glasses and your buttoned shirt.
>You're pretty sure those are your pants, too.
>"Take a seat, Anon."
"Scoots... are you serious?"
>She makes a show of adjusting her glasses. "Do I look like I'm joking?"
>Well, you might as well play along. She did look pretty good in that professional getup.
>You sit down on the bed, and she motions you to lay down.
>"Now, tell doctor Scootaloo what's on your mind."

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>>30024271
"Are you thinking of something specific?"
>"Sure, let's start with yesterday's, uhh... session."
>Ahh, okay. You're pretty sure you know what's going on here.
>She clearly wants to talk about your unexpected reciprocation yesterday, just without the embarrassment of actually asking.
>Nope, you're not letting her get away with that.
"What exactly are you referring to, doc?"
>She blushes instantly.
>"What do you mean, 'what am I referring to'?"
"I mean; what are you referring to?"
>Time to put on your innocent face.
"I'm not omniscient, Scoots. You're going to have to spell this out for me, preferably in great detail."
>"I... I mean that... your..."
>She's literally squirming in discomfort. This is perfect revenge.
>She drops the notebook and the act with a sigh, clearly capitulating.
>"Can you just tell me what got into you yesterday?"
"You did."
>She actually drops the pencil on the floor.
>You can't help giggling, the look on her face when you said that was priceless.
>"Can... can you just-"
"Look, Scoots, there's nothing strange going on here. I just wanted to try it out."
>She looks a bit surprised.
>"You've... changed, you know that?"
"Have I? Well, you did tell me to stop being a bitch."
>You notice the top button on her shirt is loose.
"By the way, do you have issues with... those?"
>She notices exactly what you're looking at and shies away.
>"What?" She starts laughing nervously. "Don't be stupid!"
"Wow, you do."
>"I do not! What gave you that idea?"
"Well, you've kept them covered around me this entire time, even though you have no problems giving me-"
>"F-Fine!" She starts unbuttoning her shirt, blushing harder than ever. "I'll... p-prove it!"
>She throws the shirt onto the floor, leaving only her orange bra.
>She reaches behind her back and you start noticing your heartbeat.
>Is she actually doing this?
>She throws the bra on the floor, struggling to put on a thin veil of pride.
>"O-okay, Anon... t-touch them."

should maybe I link apple bloom cousin greentext from the apple bloom threads? stayedgolden is kinda done writing them now so it's probably a good idea to spread those around

>>30024030
that's adorasweet. she'd make you breakfast in bed.. subtly mutter about how cholesterol is good for a man's sex drive, eventually you get out of her what she wants..
she admits she wanted to try raw oysters but didnt want to actually KILL you..
she gives you a nice beej, then asks if you want a sammich afterwards.
but we're out of bread
she just made it on two slabs of tofu!
stupid horse

>>30024271
i gotta admit i expected her to be naked
>>30024287
oh hello best thing ever

>>30024373
If it's incest, then go right ahead my friendo.

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>>30023320
>"Nonny, momma's home."

>>30024632
i mean cousins is incest in the states..
anyway it's good shit regardless, so check it out
http://pastebin.com/P7m2cfXX main story
http://pastebin.com/u/ABCMC16 ancillary good stuff mostly by others

>>30024645
>"Help me out of this dumb ol' tight jumpsuit, would you? Mamma's so tired after work and she needs someone big and strong like you to give her a hand. Oh, no, the zipper's stuck; give it a few good tugs and it'll come loose."

>>30024096
Getting ready to deliver. Writing now.

On a related note, how many greens do I write until I earn the privilege of namefagging?

>>30024660
just one good story with multiple entries

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>>30024645
>>30024658

>>30024660
You'll know when the time is right, Anon. Try to pick a good name. This is going to stick with you for years.

>>30024698
I did the Trixie green last thread.

>>30024645
Spitfire would be an amazing mother. She might not be the most maternal mother out there, but she'd never let her kid doubt that she loved him. She'd drop him off at school and then grab him by the shoulders so that she could plant a sloppy kiss on his forehead. She'd say "Love ya, kiddo!" for all of Anon's friends to hear, but she'd do it because she meant it and not because she knew it would embarrass him.

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>>30024660
don't namefag.

It's a mistake.
Don't become like me.

Just write and make a throwaway pastebin.
you'll thank not having it all linked somewhere in the future.

>>30024701
That one was pretty good. You should call yourself Magic Hat or something.

>>30024142
So you guys make up boogymen too? Yeah, we don't want that here, our writefags are still here, and we rather you people don't drive them off.

>>30024660
Pretty much this>>30024668
if you post more than once for a short, you knida a writefag. Though it really depends on how long a story turns out, it gets obvious when you should start though.

>>30024698
>analpluganon
poor bastard

>>30024701
You are going to do great here
>>30024709
Is right, but its depending on where you go to writefag at...or if you write for obvious fetish generals, you really don't want something like that following you around.

>>30024645
>>30024658
>>30024682
>>30024704
Unf

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>>30024704
I always felt she would be a cooler aunt than a mother, since Anon's mom might be a sort of homely stick-in-the-mud that knows her boundaries but Spitfire could be his hot aunt that always goes overboard with how much she appreciates her nephew.

>>30024722
then again i never used a name but I think I did let people know who I was via the name I use for art shit

>>30024271
>Dhe's wearing dad's reading

>>30024287
Ahhh, poor Scoots, if she doesn't get at least a DD cup by the end of this I will be disappointed. Rub those boobs Anon, rub them good.

>>30024738
>"Your mom said not to let you drink? C'mon, kiddo, you're like what; 15?"
>" 'Don't let my son get drunk'. 'Stop touching Anon inappropriately'. Pfft. There's a reason I don't bring your mom to any parties, sport."
>"Tell you what: you stick your hand down my jumpsuit and I'll let you sit inside one of my planes."
>"What's that? You don't NEED for me to let you sit in my plane in exchange for sticking your hand down my jumpsuit? That's the sort of attitude I like to hear, Anon!"
>"Have you ever gotten a blowjob from a woman with a mouthful of beer, hot shot?"

>>30024778
"Oh, Anooooon! Guess who's drunk and naked again!"

>>30024744
Well a name is pretty much just used when you have important business to do, so its up to you if your going to write here for much longer, even just making a name and bin just for this thread when you want to post something would work. Just be sure to remove the name when you want to muck about without doing a q&a thing or something else about whatever content you post.
>>30024738
>>30024778
I do declare that is hot.
>>30024784
Snuggles?

>>30024711
>Magic Hat
Nice. I'll have to keep that one in mind.

>>30024763
>ruining perfect flat justice
under my dead body

>>30024645
>You will never hotdog momma Spitfire's ass while she keeps her tightsuit on.
>You will never get a titjob from her while her suit is half zipped up.

>>30024787
>"Snuggles? Yeah, okay, you know Auntie Spits loves her nephew-snuggles, but I want to suck on some part of your body first. No, it's not your dick."

>>30024796
>You will never cum all over her tits
>She will never immediately zip herself up and go about her day

>>30024791
Oppai piggus go home.

>>30024808
yeah man

>>30024796
>>30024799
>Aunty Spitfire cant sleep without her nephews load on/in her somewhere, then she would rub herself all over him when they sleep together
all of my yes.
>>30024803
that would get sticky, looks like she needs Anon to pull her out again. Maybe even help her out in the shower.

>>30024803
>Fleetfoot will never see it in the showers and ask if Spitfire got lucky last night.

>>30024817
>Auntie Spitfire secretly cannot sleep unless she's cuddling her nephew

>>30024645
>You will never fuck Momma Spitfire after a long day of training.
>"If it's so wrong then why is the sex so fucking good?

>>30024855
>Anon is his fathers son
>Siptfire gets the next best thing when he gets in a fucking(tm) frenzy.
Do it, I don't care who, just get it done.

>>30024880
Did Anon's dad die?

>>30023320
>*blushes*
My post was quoted. Thanks OP <3
Perfect pic by the way.

>>30023429
>>30023477
>>30023526
>>30023535
>>30024645
>>30024682
>>30024738
unf for each one of those pics.

>>30024017
>This isn't the family feelings thread, it's the fucking your family thread.
or the feeling up your family thread.

>>30024701
>>30024711
I enjoyed that green.
or HatTrick

>>30024889
Hmmm, maybe? Or he could be alive and high fiving his soon whenever he comes home.

>>30024912
son*

>>30024912
>Wanting to get cucked by your own son.

>>30024922
You are using that word, and I don't believe you know what that means.

>>30024922
Incest is a family affair. All the dudes should be fucking all of the dudettes, as long as it stays in the family.

Really wish people didn't make cuckolding a meme. Your wife/GF fucking someone else isn't immediately cuck shit, it's only cuckoldry is it's being arranged as such. Fuck sakes.

>>30024922
This.
Further, it is good and proper to lay claim to ones daughters. Sonfu should start their own broods.

>>30024933
That's pretty gross, my dude.

>>30024933
strangely sensible
especially given the asymmetrical nature of male and female satiety.

>>30024933
I was more along the lines that he is fucking his hot aunt and the Dad has his wife.
>>30024942
The aunt wasn't fucking the dad anyways, that isn't cucking you moron. This is>>30024933
you don't share the same woman, but as long as she isn't getting the dick by someone else, then its fine. Seriously, does no one understand how this works? Its just a dad highfiving his son on getting laid. Cucking doesn't come into this. The family orgy thing is a satyr thing, and actual cucking.

>>30024942
>That's pretty gross, my dude.

>not teaching your sons how to properly fuck girls with help from their sisters
>leaving them in oblivion so they just become Chads or betamales
>wasting ANY of your seed

>>30024932
Yes it means allowing someone else fuck your gf/wife.

>>30024959
Read this>>30024956
its the hot thirsty aunt hitting on her nephew job to teach him, not the dad. God damn satyrs.

>>30024966
Correct, if random X woman has nothing to do with it, then its not cucking, and its just one man acknowledging another...while his mother beats the three of them over the head with a newspaper. This>>30024959
shit is cucking under a different name that crawled out the satyr thread.

>>30024977
How is that cuckolding when the mothers aren't involved? Not sure I follow

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>>30024956
Maybe I misinterpreted the post links. Yeah, if he's just giving his aunt the dick, not his mom, then no, there's nothing wrong with his dad giving him a high five over that.

>The family orgy thing is a satyr thing, and actual cucking.
Not really a satyr thing any more than it's an incest general thing. Most people in satyr hate cuck stuff as much as anyone should.

>>30024959
Run your family how you like, I'll run mine how I like.

>>30024968
>>30024977
Ah, so you're still hanging around. Here's (You)'re (You), hope (You) enjoy it, my autistic little troll.

>>30024932
>Your wife/GF fucking someone else isn't immediately cuck...
THIS

>>30024994
No, your misunderstanding the post. This guy>>30024922
said it was cucking for Anon to get a highfive when he comes home from Aunt Spitfire, which is not cucking. >>30024933
and this guy >>30024959
are doing cucking under the guise of teaching his kids.
>>30025007
Dude, read the entire post before saying cuck without thinking.
>>30025016
(you), stupid illiterate retard.

>>30025007
Get your shit out of here and stay in your own dead thread.

>>30024977
Ah I must of have skimmed over the aunt Spitfire part. My mistake.

>>30025044
Literally how did you miss it? Are you blind? It was the topic of the thread before we all went on this stupid tangent.

>>30025065
Yes, I am tired. When I am tired I turn into a retard where my reading comprehension is shit.

>>30025103
Fair enough then, go to sleep, and may you have a hot aunt keep you warm at night.

man I cant find aunts hot unless they're really close to the nephew's age range

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>>30025007
kek
Guess that guy further up was right, the actually autistic shitposter DID follow you from the satyr threads.
People like him make me actually consider the position of euthanizing retards.

>>30025165
Nothing wrong with a little /ss/

>>30025174
Then take him and yourselves out of here, if the first day you idiots show up you get us ona random tangent about cucking because none of you can read, and you got a shitposter that hates you too? Yeah, this thread is pretty nice, go fix yours up, we're fine here without ya'll.

>>30025218
yeah it's just something about the word aunt makes her seem impossibly old to be sexy.. it's like.. you only hear about two kinds of aunts
old spinster aunts who are gross and pinch your cheeks and will never find a man
or 'maiden aunts' when your grandparents forgot to use protection and another sibling slipped out while your parent was in college.. or maybe your grammy cheated in your grampy. whichever. uncles that result from that are like free awesome older brothers, but aunts.. holy shit maiden aunts, man..
but unlike cousins they are totes forbidden

>>30025261
Unless they have their own place and offer too...look after you on your parents honey moon.

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>>30025254
AYO

>>30025292
That's one niece I'd love to breed.

>>30025267
Does anyone remember that green where Gilda, Dash, and Lightning Dust looked after a shota Spike that had massive loads and they had a foursome eventually after teasing him by going around wearing nothing around the house? That was beautiful.

>>30025311
I don't think anyone here has it, it is a Spike story after all.

>>30025322
Shame. Hottest green I've read to date.

>>30025165
Personally, I find it very difficult to enjoy aunts or mother son stuff.
Probably because the best of my aunts are pretty rough around the edges, and my mother is just one of the worst people I've ever met. The woman is honestly a clinical sociopath.

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>>30024828
>Fleet will never get PT'd. She will never get PT'd till she fucking dies.

>>30025267
>on your parents' honeymoon
so when I was -2 years old?

>>30025332
yeah that doesnt help.
my aunts are trashy enough that i can imagine them having sex with OTHER guys
but with mom stuff my first thought is always fictionalmoms
because holy shit fictional moms especially in anime and videogames. they can wake me up the first morning of my journey anyday

>>30025408
Dad got a raise, and your mother is too excited to worry about her sister hitting on her son. Use hentai logic or something.
>>30025417
That's fair, most of our real families our pieces of shit or just insane.

>>30025417
When I got old enough to start questioning and challenging her, my mother dealt with it by calling the police and lying about how awful I was, then making me beg her to drop the charges, and she stole her own fathers credit card off his dead body minutes after we found him dead of a heart attack, and ran off to run it up that afternoon before the bank realized he was dead. Among innumerable other delightful tales.

I'm just lucky she couldn't really be assed to raise any of her kids and shuffled us off to other relatives, so I didn't have to see her too terribly often.

>>30025453
the most tragilarious thing about that is how it's basically teaching you that bad people can get away with anything

>>30024682
Spitfire sister-cest when?

>>30025453
>>30025467
its the pussy pass, that shit is just terrible.

>>30025652
i'm gonna say that one's more on the crazy pass
now as for women being crazy, yeah. no pass there.

>>30025007
What the fuck is that freak? It sure as hell doesn't belong to a pony.

>>30025897
Looks like a goat. Or a ram.

>>30025902
An arimaspi.
From the griffinstone episode. The map says they have territory in the mountain range far south of Equestria.

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>>30025897
Ariana. Half arimaspi, half human.
She's a big cutie.

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>>30025995
Not only is that ship a meme based entirely on giantess satyr and midget satyr, they're not even remotely related.
At least keep it relevant.

>>30026018
But all satyrs are born of a single Anonymous or his many sisters. They're all at LEAST first cousins.

>>30026028
Heh, I wish that view was more common. One big happy family.

Still dislike that ship, though.

>>30024660
Delivering now.

>>30026060

>Be Anon, eleven years old and ready for summer vacation.
>Endless days of sleeping in, eating junk food, and vidya await you.
>At least, that was the plan until your parents sprun their surprise on you when you got home from the last day of school.
>>"Anonymous, you're not going to waste away your summer vacation sleeping in, eating junk food, and playing video games all day."
>You still don't know how the heck they had found out about your plans..
>>"This is why we're sending you to stay with your cousins Rarity and Sweetie Belle for the summer. It'll do you some good to get out of the city for a while."
>You had groaned audibly at this. It was going to be so BORING at Rarity's, with her silly dresses and tea and gossip. Granted, Sweetie Belle and her friends were kinda cool, and the same age as you, but they were also GIRLS. And girls were BORING.
>However, no amount of begging and pleading would sway their decision.
>You may or may not have thrown a tantrum at one point.
>But in the end, it never even mattered.
>It's now been two and a half weeks since your parents dropped you off at Rarity's, and boy were you right about it being boring.
>All Rarity seemed to have time for was her business. And gossip. And tea. And sometimes tea and gossip at the same time with her stupid friends.
>You didn't think too much of Rarity's friends. They were all out of high school, and had stupid grownup things they needed to do.
>The one with the puffy pink hair was pretty cool, though. She was always giving you, Sweetie Belle, and her friends free cupcakes.
>Really, the only thing keeping you from losing your mind from boredom was Sweetie Belle. Over the past two weeks, the two of you have become nearly inseparable, your hijinks alongside her friends becoming the stuff of summer vacation legend.

>>30026063

>Hanging out with Sweetie on a daily basis, you got to know each other really quickly. Not to mention developing a mutual crush just as fast.
>"Anonymous, darling, can you come in here for a minute? I have to talk to you and Sweetie about something important."
>You shudder to yourself as you heard Rarity call for you from Sweetie Belle's bedroom. For the past few days, Rarity's been acting.. weird.
>Her hugs went for too long, she was always touching your jaw, and she kept giving you funny looks. But if she said it was something important, then you should probably get in there and see what's going on.
>Besides, if Sweetie was in there, maybe Rarity wouldn't act so funny. So with no small amount of unwillingness, you pulled yourself away from your comics to walk into your cousin's room.
"Yes Rarity? You said you needed me for something important?"
>Your hopes of Rarity not acting weird with Sweetie in the room were quickly dashed. She was only wearing her underwear, for Pete's sake, and they were even frillier and lacier than usual. At least Sweetie seemed almost as uncomfortable as you did.
>"Yes, darling, I did. Come over here, please. You can sit right here next to us on the bed."
>Obeying your cousin's request, you walk over and seat yourself next to her on the bed. As soon as you had, Rarity started touching your shoulder, her hand moving up and down your arm.
>"Now Anonymous. Your getting to be a very.. big boy.. Just like my Sweetie Belle over here is getting to be a very lovely young woman," Rarity paused to smile at her little sister, "So I've been thinking to myself, 'Well Rarity, I guess it's time to teach young Anonymous and Sweetie about some of the more.. adult things in life.'"
>Your cousin took the time to stretch languorously, the lacy black fabric of her underwear hugging her chest in a way that caused a small blush to creep across your cheekbones.
>"Tell me, Anonymous.. Have you ever had a crush on anyone?"

>>30026070

>Your eyes betrayed you as you glanced over at Sweetie Belle, who had looked over to you in curiosity and faint hope.
>When your eyes met, a her expression of joy sent butterflies into your stomach, and Rarity's smile got even wider.
>"Oh my, darling.. This is just too juicy. You and Sweetie are crushing on each other. It just sets my heart a-flutter."
>Your cousin leaned over to whisper into the both of your ears.
>"I simply MUST teach you two what us adults do to each other when they feel this way.."
>Her expression grew serious as she sat up straight on the edge of the bed.
>"Now, I want you two to trust that I would never do anything to hurt you, and if either of you two feel like you want me to stop, tell me. I care deeply about both of you. Understand?"
>You and Sweetie both nod in answer, and your older cousin smiles and claps.
>"Excellent. Now, I know you two haven't had sex education in school yet, but what I'm about to teach you, they normally don't go over in schools."
>"Now.. I'm going to need the two of you to take of your clothes."
>You and Sweetie turn a bright red at Rarity's command, shifting uncomfortably before shedding your clothes. Sitting on the bed, naked, in front of your cousins, was almost too embarrassing to bear.
>It was a small comfort seeing Sweetie just as embarrassed as she tried to cover her budding young breasts with her arms, her legs crossing to block her pussy from view. Her sister tutted.
>"Now now, Sweetie, you two have to let each other see everything. Uncross your arms and legs."
>Always the obediant sister, Sweetie Belle uncrossed her arms, revealing her body in its entirety. Her toned, flat stomach; her petite, budding breasts mostly flat with the barest hint of curvature. And seated between her legs was the smooth, hairless mound of her pussy.

>>30026074

>Seeing your crush, your cousin like this, sent tingles through your body. Your heart raced, and you barely felt Rarity shift over to wrap an arm around your shoulder. When she spoke, her voice was dark and husky, a breathy whisper in your ear.
>"Do you like what you see, Anonymous?"
>You swallow hard, trying to clear the lump in your dry, parched throat as you nod.
"Y-yes Rarity. I like what I see."
>"Mmmh. I would imagine you do."
>Rarity's hand moved from its place on your shoulder, her fingers tracing lazy, swooping lines down your side. You squirm softly as her touch tickles you, followed by a shocking jolt as her fingers touched her prize: your penis.
>Sweetie squirmed as she watched Rarity touching you, her sister giving a small giggle as she used her finger and thumb to lazily stroke up and down the length of your dick.
>"This is something men usually do for themselves, but that doesn't mean a lady can't do it for them. Do you like it, Anonymous? Do you like it when I touch your penis like this?"
>You nod, unable to speak past the heaving of your chest as her strokes got firmer and longer, adjusting themselves to your expanding length and girth.
>"Oh my. You really are a big boy, aren't you? You'll easily make Sweetie over there feel REALLY good."
>You close your eyes, the jolts of pleasure leaving you unable to do anything else but breathe as your older cousin strokes your dick harder and faster. You screw up your face as you start to feel something new; a growing pressure deep down in your loins unlike anything you've ever felt before.
"Rarity.. something's happening!"
>Your cousin leans down and breathes huskily into your ear.
>"Just let it happen, darling. It's okay, I promise."
>She quickens her strokes as you start to buck your hips under her ministrations, the pressure building up to that final, jarring release. Your body shudders as your member twitches in Rarity's hand, a few spurts of alabaster fluid leaking out of you.

>>30026077

>"Good job, Nonny darling. You did so good."
>Your chest heaves as you try to steady your racing heart, your body falling back onto the bed. Your cousin turns her attention to her little sister, who had been forced to bear witness to her older sister masturbating her crush in front of her.
>"Don't worry, Sweetie. I haven't forgotten about you."
>Rarity takes a moment to sensually lick your semen from her hand as she crawls over to Sweetie Belle. You had managed to catch your breath, shifting to prop yourself up on your elbow to watch as your older cousin touches Sweetie's jaw, tracing her way down her neck to her breasts.
>She gently pinches one of your crush's nipples, eliciting a gasp, followed by a squeaking moan from the younger sister. Rarity's cheshire grin grew as she moved on down, tracing down her belly until her fingers drew lazy circles around Sweetie's petite, puffy pussy.
>Sweetie squirmed under her sister's touch, breathy moans escaping her body as Rarity started to play with her labia, gently tugging and teasing the lips of her pussy. From your vantage point, you could see moisture glistening in those sacred folds, see the twitching of Sweetie's vagina as her sister gently gaped her opening with her fingers.
>Minutes stood still as your cousin teased her sister's vagina with gentle rubs, vigorous tugs, and sensual squeezes as Sweetie's breathing grew heavier and faster, her body starting to thrash under Rarity's treatment. After almost an eternity of watching Rarity touch Sweetie Belle, the older sister delivered the coup de gras: Rarity pinched her little sister's clitoris between her fingers; tugging, squeezing and rolling the fleshy nub between them.
>Sweetie screamed in bliss as a rush of fluid escaped her pussy, her body shaking and shuddering as she experienced the same release of pleasure Rarity had given you not long previously.
>"Mmmh.. Such a good girl, Sweetie Belle. Oh? Why Anonymous, how forward of you~."

>>30026084

>You blushed, caught red-handed: While you had been watching Rarity masturbating her sister, your penis had grown and hardened again, and enticed by the view before you, you had started to stroke yourself in the same manner that your older cousin had.
>"Did Sweetie Belle give her Nonny a good show? I bet you'd like to make her feel good, too. Would you like that, Nonny dear?"
>You nod sheepishly to answer.
"Yes. I would like that a lot, Rarity."
>"Come over here, Anonymous. Move yourself over here between Sweetie's legs."
>You do as you're told, putting yourself between Sweetie Belle's spread-eagle legs with Rarity's assistance. The younger sister gazes needily up at you, and you hear her whisper your name.
>>"Anon.."
>Her voice sends a trill through your heart as Rarity helps line your prick up with her sister's opening.
>"I'm going to help you get started. Are you ready, Anonymous?"
>You nod, eyes locked with Sweetie's. You feel your older cousin's hands on your butt, giving you a firm, yet gentle push, making you thrust forward into your crush's pussy.
>You both cry out in ecstacy, the new and unfamiliar sensations sending lightning up and down your spines. You fall forward on top of your cousin, wrapping your arms tight around Sweetie Belle as she does the same with hers.
>"Just do what feels natural, darlings. Just let it happen."
>She helps you two get started, her hands on your hips as she assists with your first few, clumsy thrusts. As the minutes stretch on, though, you start to get more confident in your movements.
>You and your lover relish in these new feelings, the joy of holding someone dear to you in your arms as your member slides slowly out and into her most sacred parts. You moan Sweetie's name as she does yours, your bodies pressed tight together as you make love in the low light of her bedroom.

>>30026090

>With confidence came faster movements, your older cousin slipping a hand into her panties to masturbate herself as she watched you screw her sister.
>"You're doing fantastic, darlings.. Keep going.. Faster.. O-oh my.."
>Your thrusts started to increase in speed and depth, your prick stabbing and stirring Sweetie's insides as your bodies collided with each push inside.
>Each breath the two of you emitted was laced with breathy moans, your persons dripping with sweat and lust. You wished that this feeling could last forever.
>Yet nothing lasts forever, and with every passing moment, you felt the same pressure as before building up inside you.
"S-Sweetie! Rarity, it's happening again!"
>"Do it inside her, Anonymous! Don't you DARE pull yourself out of her!"
>Sweetie seemed to be in agreement with her sister, her legs wrapping around your waist to clamp down around you.
>>"Anon! Ohhh Nonny!"
>Your lover gave a loud, squeaky shout of bliss as her orgasm slammed into her. Her body shuddered in your arms as her vagina clamped down on your twitching penis, doing its damnedest to milk you of your semen.
>Your own orgasm followed suit soon after her release peaked. Your body shook and quivered as you poured warm ropes of semen into your younger cousin's womb, a cry of ecstacy escaping you as you held her tight.
>Rarity gave a hoarse moan of her own, her body quivering as she brought herself to an orgasm from masturbating while watching the two of you.

>>30026097

>Her fingers glistened as she removed them from her panties, wiping the offending fluids on Sweetie Belle's bedspread.
>"Oh my GOD you two were so beautiful. I'm so proud of both of you. Didn't that feel amazing, darlings?"
>You and your cousin nodded weakly, unable to speak as you held each other tight.
>Smiling in understanding, Rarity tucked the two of you in, planting a soft kiss on each of your cheeks.
>"You two sleep tight now, dears. You two have a big day in the morning."
>Her hips swayed as she walked away from the bed, flicking the lights off at the doorway. The portal to the hallway closed behind her, much like your eyes did as you and your cousin drifted off to sleep in each others' arms.

>>30026101

And I'm done. Same as before, your comments and criticisms are greatly appreciated.

https://pastebin.com/wqEqEeLE

Pastebinned for those who want to read whenever. Hope you all enjoy.

>>30026074
>sweetie just goes with it
top drawer! this is a hot green here

>>30026101
well, you did it. you managed to make me like rarity and want more of her. she genuinely made that situation what it was. i even kinda want to know why she's so into that now. you have me caring about rarity's motivations, dude.

>>30026124
>>30026141
Glad you enjoyed it, Anon.

>you managed to make me like rarity and want more of her
I'll chalk that up to a small victory for me. I was worried that she might come across as being out of character.

>i even kinda want to know why she's so into that now
What could be more generous than helping teach two budding new lovers the joys of sex?

>>30024271
>>30024287
I started this one a little worried by the premise but you've kept me interested and enjoying it the whole way, keep it up.

>>30026160
yeah exactly, what's in it for her? the selfish bitch isnt exactly the picture of benevolence.
that's a damn adorable scenario though. it's great. I wonder if she does that with others.. secretly helps scoots warm up to RD and get her muzzle wet..

>>30026167
>what's in it for her?
She gets to get her rocks off to her little sister and cousin making sweet magic in bed.

>>30026106
It was really nice, just too short.

>>30026182
wrapped up nicely though
that said i could see sequels. she makes them stay naked around the house, she teaches them new stuff.. like how to double team their teacher and show what theyve learned..

>>30026182
>too short

Noted. While I know I can't keep doing one-shots indefinitely if I ever want to grow as a writer, until I'm able to put out quality work consistently, I should stick to the one-shots.

Perfect practice makes perfect, after all.

>>30026189
that is indeed how it works
i find difficulty in what comic writers call 'decompression'
it's a lot more welcome in green so i ought to pay it more heed.. but i'm also usually improvising it, so a basic plot outline is a good goal. then it could always be rewritten and expanded later, right?

>>30026198
Pretty much this.

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>>30024030

>Be Rarity.
>You've just finished your morning rituals, and after one last peek at the mirror you nod in approval.
"Darling, how do you do it?"
>You make your way out of your room and towards the kitchen.
>There are sounds and smells... ungodly smells...
>After going down stairs and turning the corner you come face to back with your little sister over the counter.
>She's standing on a stool, her body sways lightly side to side as she hums a song to herself.
>Like some kind of maiden in love.
>That smell that your nose picked? Why, that was from the burnt strips of bacon sizzling in a skillet black with soot.
>Sweetie goes over the stove and breaks some eggs over it.
>You gag at the thought.
"S-Sweetie, what are you doing?"
>She turns to you in surprise before adopting a bashful look.
>Now you notice she's wearing an apron.
>"Cooking breakfast. For big bro..."
>You sigh and put a hand to your hip.
>There she goes again with this...
>Why, if it goes on much longer you might stop believing that it's just a harmless crush.
>She might actually be competition
"Sweetie... is this because of what I said?"
>"N-No! I just thought I'd be a good sister and cook the best big bro in the world a nice breakfast."
>You shakily smile.
>Sweetie and cooking never went well.
"Dear... the eggs."
>"Ah!"
>She quickly turns the gas off, the skillet immediately smoking.
>You are speechless as you watch Sweetie act like what she made isn't simply fit to feed the trash can.
>She gets a plate and with a spatula, she scrapes the bacon and eggs onto it.
>The bacon barely looks like meat, they just look like strips of something black that hardened by staying too long out in the baking hot sun.
>The eggs don't fair much better: the edges are clearly burned, the white is missing entire pieces that wouldn't leave the skillet, making it look more like holed mozzarella and the yolk not only was clearly broken, but it was overcooked.

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>>30026245

>Sweetie pays it no mind though, and quickly fills a cup with fresh orange juice and gets a knife and fork.
>"Do you think Anon wants bread? I'm pretty sure he would."
>You shake your head.
"Sweetie, you aren't actually going to feed him THAT are you? That might kill him."
>She looks a bit dejected.
>"I-I know it isn't the best... but I filled it with enough love to make up for it!"
>The innocence of her words almost makes you step back.
>She's clearly a worthy adversary...
>But you can't let Anon eat that, you genuinely worry for his health.
>Time to act like a big sister.
"Sweetie, come here."
>You walk near the cooking area and get an apron of your own.
"I'll help you cook a proper meal for Anonymous."
>She pouts, but soon comes to your side.
>You feel like a chef.
>Only a chef wouldn't have such a little cutie for a sous chef.
>You gather a clean skillet from the pantry as well as a lid and set it on the oven.
>Sweetie gets some more bacon and eggs from the fridge.
>You move to the radio and turn it on.
>Some music while cooking makes it so much more enjoyable.
>https://youtu.be/X_I4wtNPv5w
>You get the flame going and coat the skillet in a small amount of oil.
"Pass me the cooking butter, Sweetie."
>"But the oil..."
"It's for flavor, dear."
>With a butterknife and said butter, you scoop a bit and drop it on the skillet.
>It immediately starts melting and mixing with the quickly sizzling cooking oil.
>Soon, you gently lay the strips of bacon one by one on it and dim the flame.
"This way the oil won't burn so quickly, we just want to give the bacon a nice little crisp."
>"Hmhm" Sweetie nods.
>You flip the strips over and catch your hips swaying gently to the music while the bacon fries.
"Fetch me a plate Sweetie."
>With a spatula, you take out the bacon.
>Using the same oil now with the flavor of bacon, you grab an egg.
"Cracking the shell on a flat surface is better than on a corner."

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>>30026247

>You tap it a few times before bringing it over the skillet
>You pull apart the shell, letting the contents fall into the skillet and watch it quickly turning white.
>You repeat it a second time.
"The secret to a perfectly cooked egg is to use a lid."
>Sweetie's eyes shine with realization just as you close off the skillet, the sounds of sizzling a bit obstructed now.
>You bring the flame back up.
>You and your sister sway to the music while you wait for the eggs to cook.
>A minute later, you pull the lid out, letting out a bit of steam, and exposing the bright eggs.
>"They look so good~"
>You feel your face form into a smug.
>Right, Right~?
>With the same tool you used before, you gently scoop up the eggs - careful not to break the yolk - and put them next to the crispy bacon.
>Sweetie carts off the plate onto the table.
>You put the skillet away to wash and get another one.
"Fetch me the bottle of pancake mix from the pantry Sweetie."
>"You're making pancakes!? Yes!"
>You teach your sister the best way to make these tasty treats.
>To keep the cakes from feeling fatty, it's best to cut a bit of butter and roll it in a piece of kitchen paper, making it easy to coat the pan enough to not stick but not too much that the cakes will soak.
>You let it heat up before squirting the contents of the bottle into a thick circle.
>"When do you know it's okay to flip?"
"When the top starts bubbling, darling."
>"Hmm..." Sweetie stares intensely.
>Now, you aren't some expert, so flipping the pancakes like they do on TV? Out of the question.
>You just turn them over with a spatula in leu of a potential mess.

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>>30026248

>When you have a nice stack going, Anonymous shows up in nothing but a shirt and boxers, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
>You noticed this because, like usual when he wakes up, he's partially blind.
>"OW FUC- my elbow, shit..."
>"Good morning big bro!"
>You finish your last pancake and turn the stove off.
>You turn around.
"Good morning, darling. Breakfast?"
>You bring the stack of pancakes to the kitchen island.
>"Thanks, you cooked all this?"
"I did indeed. Just thought I'd be a good sister and cook the best brother in the world a nice breakfast."
>Sweetie looks at you with a look that screams BETRAYAL!
>You look at her with a smile.
>All's fair in love and war.
>"I-I helped!"
>"Thanks a lot, the two of you."
>You grab the plate of Sweetie's attempt at cooking to dispose of, but get immediately halted.
>"What's that?"
"O-Oh, just Sweetie's attempt at cooking."
>Sweetie looks a bit dejected. Poor girl, but practice does make perfect.
>"And you're just gonna throw perfectly good food out?"
>Well, you wouldn't actually consider it "good".
>"Bring it here."
"Anonymous, I'm sure you'd rather eat the perfectly well cooked dish instead?"
>"Bring it here."
>You spy Sweetie showing you her tongue.
>You put the plate in front of Anon with a sigh.
>Immediately you cringe as you see him bite into what's now more charr than bacon.
>You flinch with every crunch he makes as he chews.
>"How is it?"
>"Eeh, can't complain, food is food."
>"Try the eggs!"
>Oh God, he actually does!
>"So, so, how are they?"
>"Eggscelent. No seriously, it's so thoroughly cooked I can just eat it up easy and clean, could do without the edges though."
>Sweetie looks like she's about to burst.
>You just realized your brother is a human trash can that doesn't have taste buds.
>That's the only explanation for this.
>He wipes his mouth, leaving a noticeable black mark on the cloth, no doubt from the coal that was the bacon.

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>>30026250

>He drinks the glass of orange juice.
"W-Well, now that that ordeal is behind us, please eat."
>You motion to your first grade breakfast.
>"Oh, sorry Rara, I'm pretty full now, you know I'm not an heavy eater, especially in the morning..."
>What!?
>How can he pass up your delicious pancakes as well!?
>"Why don't you two eat it? This way we all get some food in us, eh?"
>"Okay!"
>"That's the spirit! Waste not, want not and all that."
>Anon places a kiss on Sweetie's forehead and thanks her for the meal before exiting the kitchen.
>You bite the back of your hand in jealousy while Sweetie looks like she's on cloud nine.
>How- what- WHAT!?
>You sit down at the island.
>"Whoa! This is delicious, sis! Now I feel bad that Anon filled up on mine."
>You smile as Sweetie Belle says this.
>Not a hint of sass, smugness or bad intent.
>She genuinely means what she says.
>Even though that would mean her loss in this battle of love.
>You smile and reach for a fluffy pancake.
>Maybe you should strive to be as well intentioned as her when it comes to Anon.
>[And now a song for all those listeners hard on their luck this morning...]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

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>>30026251

And done with this little oneshot.
Funnily enough I had just woken up when I checked the thread and saw that post, suffice it to say I got inspired to write something that I hope is comfy for you guys.

By the by, what the hell is up with this Satyr stuff that seems to be plaguing the thread?
Don't you guys have your own general? Just because our interest in incest overlap doesn't mean it belongs here, you have both your thread in /mlp/ and on /trash/ where satyr incest stuff is allowed. Use it, you literally have no reason to be bringing your OCs here.

>>30026101
Very good.

>>30026167
>>30026180
And it might pave the way for threesomes later. After all, with all of them having shared such an intimate experience, it's not that big a step to take it all the way.

>>30026271
There's literally no reason threads can't interact when their interests overlap.

>>30026299
>a tangent about cucking
Had nothing to do with satyrs.

>bringing your own shitposters
Yeah, (You).

>>30025254
We can't stop him from posting, and he's been at it literally for years. Not much we can do other than try to respond to him as little as possible and not take his posts seriously.

>>30026306
How about this then? Go back to /trash/ with this >>30026018 monster crap. This isn't the Strange Waifu Thread.

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>>30026287

I get that, but keep in mind there's nothing stopping you from having your interest satiated in both your own threads.
If you had no other outlet then I would understand wanting to come here, but you aren't against incest so coming here, to a thread focused on canon characters, or even pony ones to peddle OCs most of us have no idea who they are, seems like the parasitic behavior of a leech.
It's not like our thread is dying, we always hit bump limit in a few days with constant flow of green and shitposting to a minimum, we gain nothing from having Satyrfags come here.
We don't need people from other generals coming here for green of their niche while offering nothing but shitposting and cancer from their own general in return.
>>30026306
>>Had nothing to do with satyrs.
>Literally no mention of cuck shit thread after thread.
>Everything is comfy as fuck talking about the fetish be it moms, aunts, cousins, sisters or daughters, even grandmas.
>Satyrfags start coming in.
>Cuck shit
>KYS posting
>AYO
Please go, the cancer is pretty apparent from day one, it took less than 11 hours.

>>30026359
I vehemently disagree with your entire proposition of thread isolationism. The same logic could apply that the thread should separate down the line of normal pony stuff and Equestria girl stuff.

As for the cancer, if you lack the mental capacity to recognize the very obvious troll doing everything in his power to try to piss absolutely everyone in every thread involved off, that's your problem.
See >>30026316
The guy has devoted hours a day for years doing this.

>>30026381
Thread isolationism isn't a problem for us, just you..."people", if your own thread is so shit that it cant feed itself in anyway other than shitposting then its not appreciated here, as for the troll, we don't care if he is obvious or following you bastards around. The only reason he is here is because of you parasites, get out, and don't come back. We are FINALLY doing okay again, and we don't need any of you idiots ruining it.
>>30026306
>a tangent about cucking
>Had nothing to do with satyrs.
The only ones here that don't know how to read is you newcomers, so yes, it is you satyr fuckers. When even your threads dying writefags are to ashamed/uncaring to bother putting on a name to bring attention to it to help expand its popularity, if you bastards somehow manage that, then I salute your stubbornness at staying alive. However, your thread is still alive, and this isn't it, so unless your also illiterate, get out.

>>30026381
>There is only one single person who doesn't like the things I post
Can't possibly be that more than one person in this wast world has a problem with the things you post, can it?

>>30026359
THIS!

>>30026422
Muddle, please go back to trolling us in our own threads. Don't make us look bad everywhere else too.

>>30026534
No idea who this muddle guy is, but you people are making yourselves look bad on your own, stop bothering us and just leave. Your thread is still up(if barely), we don't want or need you people here when all you fuckers want is to be parasites, just get out already. There is no boogyman(at least for us) no one actually wants you here. Go bother AiE to take you fuckers in or something.

>>30026420
I've been here since the start of these threads, and I'm sure so have others.
We just don't usually talk about satyrs here.
No idea why someone brought them up here.

>>30026573
Whatever the reasoning is, this place doesn't want it, if your actually from satyr and manage to keep that shit to yourselves, fine, that is perfectly cool, just keep that shit in the trash/containment hole it belongs in. Oh, and don't bring the rest of the retards that cant read and shitpost out of here, because now that you outed the rest of your...lets say compatriots, for lack of a better word, then the unwanted fuckers might(have) try to follow along. And no one here wants that.

>>30026573
A throw away post about Boncest was made in response to Boncest.
Thread regulars liked it and were having fun.
Satyrs resident troll caught wind of it and started false flagging.
Incest general isn't used to his antics and took the bait hard.

>>30026589
Whatever
>>30026586
this

>>30026589
Seems about right.

Anyways, stop dragging this meta discussion out and post EqG incest instead. The longer it goes on, the longer the troll will keep interested, so just stop replying to any posts about it.

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>your big sister Gloriosa will never serve you cookies in a nude apron

>>30024645
>Momma Spitfire will never see your morning wood and ride you before taking you to school.

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>>30024645
>Mom's friends from the academy will never show up on Saturday nights.
>They found out Spitfire fucks her own son and find it really hot.
>Fleetfoot never flicks her bean to the thought of it every night.

>>30026695
>Not having them join in on a hot foursome with Anon out of highschool before he goes off to college.
ftfy

>>30026695
>Fleetfoot will never want a son just so she can fuck him in his teens.

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>>30026106
>Dick status: muh

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>"I don't think so, little guy. Who said you can leave the house without giving your sister a kiss first?"

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>>30026251
Oh god, this was really sweet.

We have so many amazing writefags lately!

>>30026612
>She will never let you drink milk from the source.

Sorry, everyone, but I'm a bit sick right now and it'll be a couple more days before I have an update ready. Cold medicine does not at all contribute to good writing. Kudos to the other contributors by the way.

>>30028356
Hope you get well soon.

>>30028356
What >>30028554 said

>>30028554
>>30028640
Thank you, so do I.

>>30026106
It's shit. Stop writing immediately.

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>>30027427
>lately
Them's fighting words.
I've been here for a while now.

To anyone interested
https://pastebin.com/gffecTW7
After thinking about it and realizing I'd definitely regret not saving the stuff I post here, I went ahead and made a pastebin to dump all this green that I feel doesn't need its own paste.
At the moment it just has what I wrote a few threads previous, but if these threads keep drawing me back in like they have, might as well make a place where all that shit I end up writing can be found.
A regular smorgasbord of incest if you will.

You guys feel free to read my other incest smut I have on there as well. Page views help inflate my ego just as much as (You)s

>>30026251
now that's a great way to wake up
>>30026271
i feel like there's some weird prejudice going on here. i have never seen a satyr thread before but I would think that'd be a fun thing for variety

>>30026695
I wonder what would be the initial reaction be if her friends discover that Spitfire is having sex with her son?

>>30029108
Ask her how she did it so they can start having sex with their sons too.

>>30029108
>"How big was his dick?"

>>30029108
>"Sharing is caring, and caring is friendship."

>>30029018
That Fleur one is great.

>>30029108
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

>>30026766
>You will never cum inside Mom's friend Fleetfoot so she can fulfill her fantasy.
>Mom watched too and commented how well you are doing.

So how long until Fluttershy convinces Anon to buy/build a cabin in the woods so that they'll be alone and can start a family without any nosy neighbors?

>>30030002
What would they do for a living out there?

>>30030044
They'd make a living collecting government cheques. Or they'd freelance as animal consultants.

>>30030044
They'd live off the land.

>>30030122
I guess they could run a farm.

>>30029652
parental accessory to copulation has to be my favorite underused scenario.
like why SHOULDNT they be involved, contribute to the selection process, monitor the act..

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>>30030151
>Princess Celestia will never hand-pick possible suitors for you, her son
>She will never observe from a comfy chair as you and your wife-to-be make love for the first time
>She will never utter advice such as "pay more attention to her nipples, sunshine"
>She will never be unsatisfied with their performance
>She will never grow more and more frustrated that there doesn't seem to be any good match for her little ray of sunshine
>Aunt Luna will never lay a hand on Celestia's shoulder and quietly suggest that they do things the way that "old royalty" did it
>She will never select herself and Aunt Luna as the best matches for you
>She, being as politically powerful as she is, will never not even try to hide the fact that her own son is responsible for her pregnancy, nor that he impregnated Luna as well
>You will never all sleep together in one big bed

>>30030240
Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>30030240
>You will never hiss out a "fuck" as you slide inside of Celestia
>She will never gently chastise you for your language

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>>30030240
cozy meter: maximum

>>30030274
"Seriously mom?"

>>30030453
>"We do not 'fuck', Sunshine; we make love."

>>30030501
>"That's why our nephew likes to fuck us more."
>"LUNAAAA"

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>>30026247
dat music choice

My nigger!

>>30030453
we dont get nearly enough 'dominating mom and making the rules' shit
it'd work well with a fluttershy mom

>>30030636
That's an adorable octopus.

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>>30030946

>Jesus Christ, Mom. All i did was to ask if i could have the last croissant.

>>30030636
Fug
Qt octopus

>>30030963
Flutter-mom REALLY likes her croissants. You want that croissant? You better fuck her so hard she doesn't have the energy to snatch it out of your hot, sweaty hands.

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>>30031070
That's fine. That just means she'll tire herself out faster.

>>30030975
>implying i wouldnt bake her a nice big tray of them every other day
>sneak one into her pocket so she can find it later and smile
>hold the last one so it's poking lewdly out of your pants and insist if she wants it she has to kneel down and take it without using her hands.

>>30030975
>>30031088
I got a boner from croissants goddammit /mlp/

>>30031102
Considering you already probably can't look at donuts without popping a boner anymore, is that a surprise?

>>30031184

"Did you see that, Honey?"

"Yeah. That guy sure wasn`t exaggerating when he said he loved our donuts."

>>30031184
i have this image in my mind that i am sure i'll use someday
of some kind of sexy breakfast.. involving pineapple rings slotted onto the ol' towel rack, and a waffle slotted neatly into the snatch.

>>30031280
>Your mom will never try to seduce you with a sexy breakfast, complete with eggs and bacon smiley face
Why even live?

>>30031305
dont forget wearing nothing but an apron

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>>30031330
That is something that momma Ponk would do.

>>30031628
and then only to protect her sensitive bits from baconsplatter (which by the way is an indication you need to put a lid on the shit)
the rest of the time she never wears shit at home because she's a party girl

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>>30031628
Mamma Pank would make you feel equal parts beloved son and lover. You'd never doubt that she loved you with all her heart.

>>30030708
I'd really like to see some Fluttermom.

>>30031674
>Momma Ponk will never wake up by sucking your morning wood before getting ready school.

>>30031708
>She's never call you her "little party animal" and kiss you on the forehead

>>30031708
>you wake up as you paint her face
>"SURPRISE! I love you, Nonny!"
That's not a surprise, Mom. You do this every morning
>"and I bet you thought just one time I wouldn't, just to surprise you. You thought that, right? Well, I SAW IT COMING!" one eye closes as semen drips onto it.
Love you too, Mom.

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>>30024287
"I think you've made your point, Scoots."
>"What, you t-think I'm embarrassed?"
>You'd say it's blatantly obvious, but you hold your tongue.
>She messes her hair back up, takes off the glasses, and sits down next to you.
>"I don't need your pity! D-do it!"
>You sit up to meet her, still apprehensive.
"O-okay! I'll... do it."
>You slowly move your hand towards your target.
>Your sister suddenly grabs your wrist and thrusts your palm right on her breast.
>"S-s-see?"
>You gulp as you register the contact.
>This felt really different from everything else you've done with her.
>For some reason, this felt much more intimate. Like a different kind of boundary had just been crossed.
>Your heart goes up a gear as you notice her nipple harden against your palm.
>Something of your own is hardening, as well.
>"Well?"
>Her tough act is gone, but her blush isn't.
"W-what?"
>She looks at her feet. "You don't think they're too... small?"
>If there was a ever a time to choose your words carefully, this was it.
"I think they're... just right."
>You weren't exactly lying. They weren't noticeably large, but your hand fit perfectly.
>She still looks unsure. "Really?"
"I t-think so... but... I could be biased..."
>She's taken aback.
>"B-biased?"
>Fuck, bad choice of words.
"I just... you know, growing up with you... you kinda became, well... my, uhh... s-standard of b-beauty, so..."
>She looks at you stunned for a moment, before smiling softly.
>"D-damn it, Anon... saying corny shit like this..."
>She leans over to kiss you, keeping your hand on her breast.
>She leans further on you until you lay down on your back.
>Standing up off the bed, she reaches for a bag on the floor and pulls something out.
>"Enough of me, this is *your* session."
>Your heart stops as you notice what she's holding.
>Fucking scissors.
>"I think you're ready for the real thing."
>She moves to straddle over you, suddenly looking a lot more confident.
>"I think I'm ready for the real thing, too."

>>30031769
>you work up the courage to pull them down
>you're not necessarily going to do anything, you just want a look! nothing weird about that, right? you'll just say you were curious
>a fucking jack in the box springs out, and a little paper unrolls reading "motherfucker! <3"
>"God, Nonny. Took you long enough. You think that spring was comfortable? Any longer and I think my cooze would've become permanently threaded"

>>30031799
"F-fuck you mom."
>"That comes later."
"Damn it mom stop Baneposting."

>>30031856
kek

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>>30023320
>You will never suck on momma Ponk's big pink tiddies.

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>>30031799

>>30031799
>"Don't be a party pooper Nonny just put it in my pooper."

>>30031785
hnnngh

>>30031799
Fuck you for making Pinkie into a Carlos meme, and fuck you for making it sound legit. Now I need to go to the hospital for a new pair of sides.

>>30032270
She kinda always has been. she just peppers it with cringier Barneyesque 'super-dee-duper' kinda shit. If I'm writing Pinkie I'm keeping the good bits and pruning the less great bits

>"Nnnooo, Nonny. Don't get up. I just wanna keep cuddlin' you here. It's so cozy.. "
>"does it feel like when you were inside me?"
Uh, I don't remember..
>"you don't remember last night? PFFFTT!!"
Mommmmm
>"Cmon, you lobbed that one at me!" she pinches you with lobster hands in a terrible pun that's more than a bit of a stretch.
>You'd say that out loud, but god knows what she'd do if she heard 'stretch'

>>30032284
>>You'd say that out loud, but god knows what she'd do if she heard 'stretch'

>You didn't have to say it
>She can hear your thoughts
>She claims she can only do it when it would be funny, but how would you know?

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>>30030636
>>30030850
>>30030968
>1000-year-old Granny Nata got around a bit when she was "younger"
>We're talking human and otherwise
>It's actually your fifth-cousin, thrice removed

>>30032284
>Ponk will never answer the phone while fucking.
>"Oh hi, Rarity!"
>"Nothing, I'm just spending quality time with my son."

>>30032349
>"I'm panting? Oh, yes, Nonny an' me and just having some fun together."
>"...Soccer?"
>"Yeah, sure, we're playing soccer. My little man's got lotsa energy to burn off and I'm more than happy to help tucker him out~"

>>30032497
>Pinkie does not understand sports, but she tries to add commentary regardless to make it sound convincing.
>"Y-Yeah, Nonny! Hit all those home runs! That touchdown got you... two? Two points! Four points? Two points. Now tee off over the endzone!"
>Luckily Rarity knows even less about sports than Pinkie does, and she goes along with it for the sake of not losing face

>>30032497
>"Think, Pink. Think! Ball joke. Ball joke. Crap. Goal! Something about goal. Uhhh.."
>"He's also cleaning my pipes! He's gotta learn a trade after all. HARDER, Nonny! Uh he's .. he needs to clean them harder. And by 'my' pipes, I mean the ones in the house. Gotta go bye!"
>Rarity hangs up the phone
>"What was that about?" Sweetie asks from between her legs
>"Nothing, daahrling. Rara's not there yet, keep it up!"

>>30032497
>Implying Rarity doesn't know.

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>>30032497
>>30032529
>>30032530
why bang pinkie mom when Anon could bang superior mom

>>30032542
That isn't Princess Luna.

>>30032568
who even is it

>>30032530
Is momma Ponk a butt slut?

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>>30032542
I prefer Aunt Sweetie Belle.

>>30032639
probably. bleh.

>>30032639
Nah, but she is addicted to sleeping with Anon's special cream filling.

>>30032659
>"Nonny give momma your creamy frosting."

>>30032497
Do you think that Pinkie would like to her son to cum in or have his cum all over her tiddies?

>>30032753
inside her unless she can think of a joke
she secretly really really wants to get pregnant again

>>30032772
>"Hey Nonny, you want to be a big brother?"

Apple Bloom thread died.. it lived a mighty and wonderful long life, but that's likely the last regular one.


so I should really improvise some green here later.

Sometimes I feel like you all are my only friends

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>Your brother-in-law will never know, after a rather big argument between them, how your sister came to you seeking a particular type of "comfort"
>Your brother-in-law will never know that, as a result of that explicit and exhausting "comforting session", that your twin niece and nephew are also your son and daughter

>>30033618
it's best not to go down that road. I've been there. We're not really getting to know each other, we're just sharing. like meeting a stranger on the road and sitting down by the fire, yknow?
that said I would try to be friends with any of you if you wanted. I'm just plain desperate, and immune to cringe at this point.

>>30033652
aw shit dude i love my brotherinlaw. i wouldnt put the horns upon his brow like that.

>>30033652
Truly the best situation imaginable. Nobody would have any reason to suspect.

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>>30024730
Not him, but why would I use a name i use anywhere else on 4chan?

>>30034123
Why not? Let people know your doing a content drop and your not a fake.

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>>30023320
>Momma Ponk will never ride you while you two are playing Mario Kart.

>>30034464
She'd have a sex pun for every single map in the game. Even Rainbow Road.

>>30035546
>At rainbow road, she just drags Rainbow into it
>Rainbow doesn't even know how she does it, she doesn't turn down a threesome though.

>>30035546
>"This reminds me that I ate out Rainbow on the road during High school."

>>30035546
>>30035579
>>30035596
Anon doesn't like to talk about the stories Pinkie told him when they raced on Moo Moo Farm.

>>30035614
Was Fluttershy and Applejack involved?

>>30035618
The cows.

>>30035618
>>30035642
>"Why do think I'm so good at jerking you off Nonny?"

>>30035755
I cant Pinkie jerking off cows, maybe Big Mac.

>>30035792
>"Oh it was for Applejack it wasn't anything sexual she just needed the bull's juice to sell and I helped."
>"She gave me $200 for it."

>>30035826
Huh...I didn't need to learn that today, by the way, just passed you, and...I won. Now I get to play with your tits all night during our movie marathon.

>>30035868
>You will never play with mom's big pink tiddies while having a lord of the rings marathon.

>>30035910
>You will never suck her nipples in time with the main theme

>>30035910
You know, we always jump to Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, and shit like that whenever we have a movie night theme. What would be a good Pinkie family movie night?

>>30035934
>Or she bounces on you to rhythm of the music.

>>30035940
Probably Disney movies like Wall-E or musicals.

>>30035940
The Princess Bride

>>30035964
It would work well with these two ideas>>30035952
>>30035934

>>30036002
Nothing says family time then fucking your Pink mom's ass to the beat of Lion King songs.
>You will never pinch her nipples and knead her breast along with the rhythms of I Just Can't Wait to Be King.

>>30036069
I wonder how her tiddies feel like.

>>30036336
Like extra large fluffy marshmallows...though that may be literal.

>>30036714
I want her gasp and moan as a play with them.

How long is the age difference between Momma Ponk and Anon? I want to say 17 or 18 years.

>>30036762
Mama ponk had him pretty early, so she should be around her mid thirties or early forties for maximum pounding.

>>30036762
>>30036783
I was thinking 15 year old anon, 30 year old Ponk

>>30036783
I wonder how her friends react to Pinkie saying that her son gave you the best fuckings in her life.

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We are going to have sooooo much FUN with this.

>>30036814
Good so by age 17 or 18, Anon can give his mother the second child she always wanted.
Once she pregnant will he still call him mom or Pinkie.
Act like a father or a brother?

>>30036878
Father, she accidentally a man that would take care of her...and fuck her senseless on the kitchen counter.

>>30036878
>Good so by age 17 or 18, Anon can give his mother the second child she always wanted.
Why wait that long?
He should be able to get her pregnant at 13 or so, if not before.

>>30036979
We want papa Anon, not big brother Anon.

>>30037016
He'll be both either way.

>>30037016
Technically he can be both.

>>30037027
>>30037041
True, but it needs to be believable. It would look weird if he was too young.

>Sunset will never sit across from you while you watch TV with your parents
>She will never be wearing a skirt
>She will never have "forgotten" to wear panties
>She will never wink at you when she inevitably catches you looking at her pussy lips

>>30037063
How so?
Aside from the obvious point of mother-son incest being weird in general.

>>30037089
We cant have a proper beach episode if Pinkie looks like a pedo instead of a cougar.

>>30037098
It's not like Anon will stop growing after he knocks her up. It wouldn't make any real difference in that regard, except that his child/half-sibling would be a bit older.

>>30036878
>You and Mama Pinkie will never go to a different country to get married in secret.
>You will never come back home after the honeymoon.

>>30036979
More importantly, if she's 30, it's time she thought about maybe wrapping up the whole conception thing before tards start coming out. within the next few years, not right away.

>the number of dead or otherwise disappeared dads required for this are a little sad.
oh well
>>30037063
did you look like a kid at 13? I didn't.