>>29999733
say it with me /mlp/
it's cyoas turn
>>29999733
>Implying the get won't be from a shitty general.
>>29999739
>>29999741
Heh hivemind
REACT REASONABLY
>>29999755
>implying decency
>in 4chan
>>29999762
>Doesn't get the fic it is referencing
https://pastebin.com/fqwLPCTX
100 to go!
>>29999901
get
>>29999733
Is it happening?
>>29999912
Very soon...
I predict get in 5 nin
>>29999910
Wow this board is slow lmao
>>30000000
it's morning, all the underage and NEETS are alsleep and the men are getting ready for work.
Us slav's are still on but theres few of us, it may be awhile.
>>29999929
That's fine. It'll make it easier to get the get for theVinyl thread.
>>29999929
Why is horsepussy so popular with eastetn europe?
>>29999941
Cheeki breeki comrade.
>>29999923
dont wake up the glimmerfa...
oh wait
>>29999941
Getting closer...
>>29999929
NEET here
Let's fucking go, faggots
Gentleman, we may never get to 40 mil for many years. We should savor this
QUICK
someone post Glimmer
>>29999960
When was the 20mil?
>>29999960
With lots of shitposts!
>>29999967
cumming inside Vinyl scratch?
Careful
[s4s] is planning to steal our numbers
>>29999966
your post reeks of underage.
>>29999971
It is post irony as I am 31
>>29999974
fast lets shitpost and dont let them have glim get
Applebloom is best pony
I want Glimmer dead.
>>29999980
I'm best pony
The show and EqG are good
The movie will be utter kino
/mlp/ will get THREE STARS
And you're all the closest things that I've had to friends in the last 4 years
Pony on, ponybrosAlso EqG is canon ^:)
>>29999986
gay horses
I claim this get in the name of the one true queen, Queen Chrysalis.
>>29999962
Your waifu a shit
I really love this pony.
This deserves the get
>>29999978
If get all niggers die
>tfw I don't even watch the show any more
Hiro should just delete this board. It's at best a general-clogged cancer and at worst a redundant containment board.
>>30000000
Glim best pone
>le horse of rustled jimmies
Y'all should know Applejack is best pony
FLUTTERBITCH GET
>>29999976
Eww
>>29999999
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>30000000
I love you
>>29999999
>>30000000
>>30000000
Well congradulations
>>29999978
Look at me, I'm the MC now.
>>29999999
>>30000000
Welp
>>30000000
There it is
>>30000000
Thread is over, bye
>>29999999
Glimmer confirmed shit
>>29999999
KEK
>>30000000
Celestia best pony confirmed
>>30000000
Fucking Poochie fucked her episode though
>>30000000
What a meh get.
>>30000000
Ay, you know what? I'm fine with this.
>>30000000
PRAISE IT
>>30000000
wew
>>30000001
No it doesn't, loser
>>29999999
>>30000000
Glimmerfags btfo
>>30000000
There it is
Witnessed
>>29999999
>>30000000
>Glimmerniggers BTFO AND Celestia super mega GET
This is beyond acceptable
>>29999999
Thank you based anon
>>30000001
lol suck dicks
Fuccboi
>>29999999
BURNED BY THE GET
>>30000000
This is an okay get.
>>29999999
This one is even better.
>>29999999
>>30000000
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
/MLP/ 30 MIL AND STILL GO SENPAI
PRAISE CELESTIA
>>29999999
>>30000000
I'm ok whit this
>>29999999
finally a get with taste
>>29999999
>>30000000
Checked!
>>30000000
>>29999999
>>30000000
I really love a shit waifu
>>29999999
>>30000000
Gentlemen god has spoken with holiest of holy numbers!
>>29999969
That was 10, idiot. In 2013 no less. I said 20.
>>30000000
Hey, it's not divisive.
>>30000050
>>30000056
I'm sad now.
>>30000000
Nooooooooo it was cyoas turn dammit.
>>30000000
such a majestic get
>>29999999
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29999999
>>30000000
>>30000000
I'm ok with this
>>29999999
I'm okay with this
>>29999999
>>30000000
Seeing this right after learning that the Celestia episode is a Starlight episode makes me feel a little better.
Not much though.
>>29999999
>>30000000
THE BRINGER-IN-OF-LIGHT HAS SPOKEN.
PRAISE KEK.
>>30000000
That's great because she gets to share her episode with Starlight Glimmer
>>29999999
HA.
>>30000000
checked
>>30000000
...OK, i`ll accept this.
>>30000001
>>29999999
>>29999999
Wow! Shit waifu
>>30000000
Nice septs, /mlp/!
t. [s4s]
>>30000000
kinda disappointed it wasn't glim glam
Thanks, /mlp/
I really fucking needed these keks before I utterly fail the fuck out of my final exams
At least it wasn't stolen by [s4s] or the fucking frogposters
>>30000000
NOT after the Glimmer episode, ahahaa
>>29999999
>>30000000
i expected something better
disapointed
>>30000107
fuck off
>>30000105
Kinda relieved it wasn't.
>>30000108
>wasn't stolen by [s4s]
But that would have been a nice get though.
>>30000114
>Expecting good shit from gets
Newfag
>>30000000
\[T]/
>>30000000
Hail Sunbutt
>>30000087
>>30000111
Hello Glimmerfags, you seem to be experiencing damage control. Here's your answer:
>>29999999
>>29999992
Epic fail. Kill yourself, loser.
I hope you enjoyed this GET. At this rate 40 million is a few years away.
>>30000000
A well gotten get.
>>30000105
>>30000111
>>30000114
>t. butthurt Glimfag
This was fun. It was an honor to participate.
>>30000000
>>30000070
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19999903/#20000000
>Oct 2 2017
>The last ten million get was 3 years, 7 month ago.
>For reference, the previous one was April 21 2013; one year and just over 5 months.
>That fucking growth of the timegap.
>>30000073
I was hoping for cyoa to
>>30000000
>>29999999
such fucking shit wasted gets
i'd have been happier if [s4s] took those gets.
>>30000157
Really? Why is this board slowing down? Shouldn't it be speeding up?
>>30000132
Its sad that this GET will be forgotten tommorow. This entire board is slowly dying.
>>30000070
Well fuck me for trying to be helpful i guess. That'll teach me to spoonfeed underage faggots like you.
ITT btfo glimmerniggers
>>30000157
>>40000000 will be between 2026 and 2030
>>30000000
AAAAAAND WE HAAVE A WINNEEEEEEERRRRR
>>30000000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6uul7eYnE0
>>30000166
Lunafag or Glimfag?
>>30000157
I doubt this board will exist to reach 40 M. If Glimmer shitfest won't kill the show, it will probably get ruined by another retarded Hasbro idea.
>>30000185
>Lunafag or Glimfag?
fuck off stop comparing me to literal dog shit
I'm a twifag
>>30000168
>Really? Why is this board slowing down?
Based on statistics, http://desuarchive.org/mlp/statistics/activity/, the S3 finale, since it's nothing but downhill since.
>>30000168
It's relativity. As the gets approach celestia, time appears to slow.
>>30000199
>celestia
I meant c.No I didn't.
>>30000198
and EQG too
>>30000204
>time dilation through number Ouija
>>30000198
So because the show had a few bad episodes everyone just decided to leave? But S1 and S2 had bad episodes too. What the fuck
>>29999999
>>30000000
Everything went better than expected
>>29999733
Who cares you hard-on? Nyxposters will undoubtedly use a script to ruin both gets.
>>30000169
Relish we made it this far and try to enjoy whatever GETs come our way and anything else. It's still sad though as you said.
>>30000000
include me in le screeeeeeeeeeen-CAP
>>29999999
WHAT NOW, GLIMFAGS? WHAT NOW??
>>30000224
ok
>>30000232
saved
>>30000000
Nice quads.
>>30000232
kek
>>30000000
Celly is best princess, delet Glim to save the little respect you still have for yourselves glimmerfags
Checked
>>29999999
A NUMBER NINE LARGEEXTRA T H I C C
>>30000232
Toppest of keks
>>30000000
good taste
>>30000000
Thank God it's not one of those Glimmer fags.
>>30000253
even better its not Nyxfag
>>30000000
They should really close this board after this. We've reached our peak here.
>>30000000
>>30000213
>A half season that had a large percapita share of bad episodes, and only one or two out-standing but was mostly just passable, culminating in a permenant change that originated from toy execs, in a two-parter stuffed into one slot where the writer's script was re-written behind his back (and lead to the loss of the treebrary), followed by the introduction of a a terrible barbie ripoff leeching off MLP, the longest hiatus at that point, and mods deciding to enforce the blue-board policy that led to a mass exodus.
>"A few bad episodes."
You clearly weren't there. That's not even going into the overhyping of S3, such as those leaked backgrounds showing Ponyville abandoned, and the promise of worldbuilding with the Crystal Empire.
That season still gets too much flak these days though.Except it's finale.
>>9999999
>>10000000
>>19999999
>>20000000
>>29999999
>>30000000
>>29999999
Poochie confirmed a shit.
>>29999999
GLIM GLAM FLIM FLAMMED
>>30000301
GAS ALL NYXFAGS
>>29999999
>>30000000
GLIMMER FAGS ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED
>>30000301
>>30000306
I am legit starting to prefer nyxfag over glimmerniggers because I'm sure by now there's legit only one of him and the rest were baitniggers who jumped on the glamwagon for easy (you)s
>>30000000
>Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria...
Celestia's voice is the first one we hear in the series. It all comes back home fellas.
>>29999999
>>30000000
This really is the perfect culmination of 7 years of MLP:FiM. Through all the porn, memes, and fandom both online and IRL, through all the personnel changes and evolution of the show from a little-known spinoff series to a major motion picture, it seems like there's been one unstoppable force that's sustained the franchise through all these changes from the beginning to now: the magic ofwaifus
also I wish Celestia was my mom
>>30000327
>preferring a cancer OC with a shitty design over an actual canon character
literally kys
>>29999962
>>29999999
>>30000000
Finally, a single ray of hope.
>>30000340
I'm talking about their respective fanboys you actual retard. I don't particularly care for either characters
>>30000329
Mommy's voice is so soothing
I want to fall asleep in the embrace of her warm soft wings
>>29999999
>>30000000
Finally, a gets that weren't from god damn eqgfags. Proud of you /mlp/
>>30000349
>still preferring one over the other
like I said, kys
Hope this is a decent enough screencap.
>>30000000
Good double
>>30000000
This is proof that Celestia is God and she loves us very much, as a mother would love her children. Celestianity is the one true religion.
Thread archived here: https://archive.is/tV43J
>>30000360
Stay mad glamcuck
>>30000369
You gotta put some of the reaction posts in there as well.
Don't forget the Z O O M E D W O R D S
>>30000000
toasting in epic bread
>>30000191
Glimmy stole your waifus show and all her relevancy after S4. Not that were anything left after she died as a character when turned into "pretty Princess" that doesn't even do anything beside fucking around with friends
>>29999999
>>30000000
ZOOMED WORDS
>>30000385
Fuck it, I'm lazy. That's all you get from me.
>>30000327
This may sound weird but I've found something of a respect for Nyxfag. Every day he comes to this board with a goal in mind: to make things Nyx-related wherever he can. He doesn't use anybody else's memes to do it; reaction image recolors, maybe, but he sticks to his own guns. Unlike Glimspammers, he causes maximum butthurt not for everybody, but for those he feels need it the most. And if a serious discussion about Nyx ever did crop up, he'd get eagerly involved in it.
Don't get me wrong, he's a cancerous blight and the board would be better off without him. But I have to admit, he comes to this board with a purpose, which is more than I can say every time I aimlessly wander back here.
>>30000385
Zomed words is a plebbit meme.
>>30000000
PRAISE THE SUN
>>30000395
It's the same weird disgusted respect I have for barneyfag
>>29999999
>>30000000
https://youtu.be/UArbzOExaBg
>>30000369
Nice job.
>>30000000
>Sunbutt get
Acceptable.
>>29999999
It's official
The Glimmerfags must be gassed
>>30000000
Congratulations Celly.
I really hope you appear more often in the show and may the sun be with you and have nice episodes that we all can share in the future.I thought you were dead all this time around but it seems that the phoenix wants to rise from the ashes again.
I've got the 2nd place but the relevant thing is:
You'll never die my princess.You are in the ride forever for all of us,giving us hope and being there even when we all have seemed to leave you behind,especially these last two years.You really shine all of our days and when you do it,you blind and warm us with your godly appeareance.
Last but not least important and something we'll never forget until we die:
Always...Praise the sun.
>>30000000
>>29999999
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU STUPID CUNT
TAKE IT BACK NOW
>>30000547
She's trash
>>30000548
No she's not. She's great, and I love her.
>>30000000
>>29999999
>>30000000
both are very good posts and everything was good today
>>30000552
>>29999999 said it best when he said
>Your waifu a shit
>>30000000
YES BEST PONY GET
ya done good anon.
>>30000000
Praise it!
>>30000000
Nice get
>>29999999
>>30000000
>Glimfags eternally BTFO
>Sunhorse getting love
Best gets in a long fucking time.
>>30000000
I'm fine with this. You're a cool guy anon.
>>29999999
>>30000000
Heliolatry confirmed.
>>30000552
She's a shit.
>>29999999
>>30000000
WITNESSED!
>>30000000
HAHAHA, EAT A FUCKING DICK YOU DUMBFUCK BARBIEFAGS & POOCHIENIGGERS
>>29999999
B T F O
T
F
O
>>29999999
Noice.
>>30000000
Is this like a new years thing?
Also checkd
>>29999999
>>30000000
Oh thank God it's not glimmer or dazzlings again.
>>30000547
>>30000552
yes
YES
FEEL THE SALT, BITCH
Glimmerniggers BTFO for all eternity.
>>30000395
Thanks for the kind words anon but I'm afraid you're wrong. I have no purpose. My only desire is to make Nyx popular again. I want to preserve her, and protect her like a parent. But I've done a pretty shit job at it and even she would hate me for it.
>>30000000
Truly Celestia is the ultimate manifestation of a waifu and best princess.
>>30000730
>again
she never was on here dude, i remember you from before i left for like 2 years, and even then you were annoying.
>>30000000
God-like numbers for a god-like pony. Well done.
>>30000000
It starts and ends with celestia
>>30000000
>>30000730
Who is she, why do you like her so much
>>30000730
>My only desire is to make Nyx popular again
I highly doubt that considering you do nothing but shitpost and try to associate with other shitposters like EqGfags and Glimmerfags
>>30000000
>>30000843
Site goes down sometimes.
>>30000843
Will /mlp/ die before 2018?
>>29999999
>>30000000
perfect
>>29999999
>>30000000
Well, there you go
>>30000788
I'm sorry that YOU associated me with them until the very thing you preached came true.
>>30000881
I honestly never understood he hype.
Nyx was always shit m8.
>>30000000
/mlp/ is not dead!
>>29999999
the numbers finally prove what I've been telling you glimshiteaters all along
>>30000892
Well I never understood the hate, so I guess we're even.
>>30000000
PRAISE THE SUN
>>30000859
Nah, maybe by the early 2020s but we defiantly still have a few more years left even with lesser board traffic.
We're not slow by any means.
>>29999999
>>30000000
Zoom my words too
>>30000000
PRAISE KEK, /MLPOL/ WILL RISE AGAIN UNDER KEK'S BLESSING
>>30000979
Is it me or does anyone else envision the muslim equivalent living in Equestria to be goats?
>>30000979
Fuck off, niggerfascist. This thread belongs to Celestia.
>>30000979
>kek
I remember when he was called bateman, not some faggot libyan salamander god
>>30000000
Does anyone have that cap of the 1mil get with the wall of 2000 replies?
>>29999999
>>30000000
>>29999999
>>30000000
put me in the screenshot with ZOOMED WORDS AND D O U B L E S P A C E D M E M E S
>>30001015
I LOVE HER SO MUCH
>>30001023
ZOOMED WORDS AND BEARS
MUCH
>>30001028
I TOO, ANON!
>>30001014
here you go senpai
>>30000000
SUNHORSE BEST HORSE
>>30000000
Yes!
>>30001032
Thank you.
>>30001032
what was the 1000000 post?
>>30000000
that is a nice pony
ZOOMED WORDS, AND LOTS OF REACTION IMAGES
>>30000000
Celestia and Kek, gods of /mlpol/
>>30001240
There is literally no reason to involve your retarded ethiopian frog god or your offsite circlejerk.
>>30000773
OC from an old Edgefic about NMM being transformed into a filly and raised by Twilight
>>30000000
BEST PRINCESS
BEST HORSE
>>30000000
Best princess right there.
Eat a dick, Luna.
>>30000000
now this is one hell of a good get
Best Pon is objecively this
>>30000000
Excellent
>>29999999
>>30000000
oh shit
>>30000000
What blasphemy to call her a mere pony.
She is a goddess!
>>30000000
I came.
>>30001310
ONE millionth, not TEN millionth
>>30000000
YES
Y E S
>>30001449
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/999103/#1000000
I fucking miss this board in 2012.
>>30000000
oh yes bbe y u so fin
>>30000000
Was hoping for a Sunget but this Sun get will do nicely
praise be to all sun horses
>>30000000
>>30000000
i love princess celestia allmother
>>30000000
CELESTIA EPISODE CONFIRMED
>>30000000
D E A D B O A R D
E
A
D
B
O
A
R
D
>>29999999
>>30000000
>Glimmer blown out
>Celestia confirmed as lovely pony
You magnificent bastards. These gets could not have been better spent. Praise best princess and pony!
>>30000000
Include me in the screencap please
>>30000000
ALL HAIL BEST PRINCESS
>>30000000
God bless the Sunfags
What the fuck?
>>29999999
Glimshits B - T - F - O.
>>30000000
Celestia confirmed for best waifu
Are we experiencing salvation?
>>30000000
Our true God and Savior.
>>30000000
>>29999999
>>30000000
WITNESSED!
PRAISE THE SUN!
>>29999999
>>30000000
KEK HATH SPOKEN
>>30000000
MY LIFE FOR CELESTIA
>>29999999
>>30000000
Zoom my words
>>30001874
CELESTIA
GLORIOUS CELESTIA
RADIANT AS THE SUN
>>29999999
>>30000000
>Glimmerfags BTFO
>best princess gets a get
Today was a good day for /mlp/
>>30001963
A VERY good day.
>>30000000
>>30000000
BOW DOWN, YOU PIGS IN PONY CLOTHING!
>>30000492
Thanks for the kind words, Anon. And thanks for your contribution as well.
She has so much love to give, that everything She gets in return seems never enough. She doesn't stay in the spotlight, and instead prefers to let others shine. I wanted to give Her, for once, the attention and love She deserves, and reading all the replies my post received, I think I succeeded. Some characters are just beautiful the way they are, and you don't need dozens of episodes to realize that. You just know it. I knew it the second I saw Her for the first time, and from what I gathered here today, a lot of people feel the same way.
As silly as it may seem, I wanted to give my contribution. Memes and zoomed words aside, that post sets a milestone in the history of our board. I am deeply honoured to have been the one to submit it, and to share this place with all of you every day. But what makes me most proud is, that get is not a shitpost, not a troll post, not an attempt at making others angry, but a testament to the love we all feel for these magical creatures, the very thing that keeps us coming here day after day.
This day Her sun shines brighter than ever.
Here's to you, and to ten million more posts. It may take decades, but we've got nothing but time.
See you around, faggots. May Her light shine upon you all.
>>29999733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4
>>29999999
>>30000000
Kek has smiled upon us.
>>30000000
>>29999999
Dub Dubs
Fuck. This thread and the board speed made me miss the opportunity to ascend into godhood. If I had the GET, I would have been granted Divine power from KEK. But alas, it seems Celestia has more power than ever. I'll get my own power, just you wait!
>>30002080
Brother, I am so glad that there is at least one other present who understands what a blessing this has been and shall continue to be.
>>29999999
>glimmer confirmed shit by kek
>>30000000
>celestia confirmed lovable pony
These gets were very well spent lads
>>29999999
I love Starlight with all of my heart. So much in fact I no longer have the capacity to angry at this.
I love you, glimmy.
>>29999999
zoomed words
>>29999999
>>30000000
I thought for sure we would get another dazzling-get. Thank god we didn't.
>>30002132
>>30000000
I don't want to cum inside Princess Celestia. I want to cum on her feet.
>>29999999
>>30000000
Everything went better than expected.
Roasting in epic dread!
>>30000000
>3m Get is Tia
As it should be. All hail Sunhorse.
>>30002199
Talk about dodging a bullet.
>>30000000
decent GET
>>29999999
noice!
>>30000000
Praise the sun \T/
>>30000000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6gm1RC1AI
>>30002265
>>29999999
>>30000000
AWWW SHIIIITT NIIIGGAA
>>30000000
>captcha: FREECREST SunrisE
Okay, I will praise that get.
>>29999999
>>30000000
Legendary gets.
>>30002193
why isn't she on fire in that pic?
>>29999999
>>30000000
I think I just saw history made.
>>30002501
Because I'm cuddling with her. Why would she be on fire? She deserves love, not pain.
>>30000213
>So because the food had a few bad poisons
Spot on.
>>30002552
>Why would she be on fire?
two birds, one stone
gets rid of Glimshit and you for liking her
>>29999999
How will Glimturds ever recover?
>>30000000
Praisins
>>30000000
Praise the sun !
and
ZOOM MY FUCKING WORDS !!!
>why so much time from one get to the other?
ITT:
Retards forget The Scruffening.
>>30002660
Well, too bad for you then, if that's what you want.
Neither of us will be on fire any time soon.
>>30000859
an anon drew a line and pinpointed October 2018.
You're all dumb. I wish you weren't so dumb.
>>30002714
Let's prove that faggot wrong.
>>30002702
More like they weren't here yet.
>>30002711
>>30002759
Anon, why did you cover us in ketchup, mustard, and hot sauce?
>>30002759
Are you sprinkling cheeto dust over them?
>>29999962
Haha eat shit fag
>>30002715
This should be a 4chan banner
>>30000000
Good get
Hey guys, I'm back. What happen while I wa...
>>29999999
>>30000000
BY THE GODS...
PRAISE THE SUN, FELLOW GENTS.
Lets see the losers
>>29999998
>>30000001
>>29999999
>>30000000
Massively magnificent.
>>30002779
>>30002780
bump for >29999999
>>30000000
An excellent get for the Sun Goddess. Sorry, Glimglam.
>>30002845
If only this would actually happen to all glimmerniggers
>>30000000
Hell yeah mother fucker
>>30002890
Gliggers?
>>30000001
Kek has shown you what he thinks of this.
>>30002845
It's still not very convincing. It looks like the fire is in front of it, not on us. I would think the extreme heat would wake us, but I wouldn't know since I've never been asleep in front of a large.
Hopefully the window behind us isn't too far off the ground.
>>30002896
oh man, I'm really tempted to start using that
>>30002905
you get the idea
I'm sure there's an editfag willing to do it better
>>30002890
But why? I haven't done anything wrong. I just want to love my pony waifu.
>>29999999
>>30000000
Thank you based god
>>30002919
Your waifu is complete shit and has arguably ruined the show
>>30002905
>in front of a large.
>a large.
A large... what?
>>30002919
Dubs god says fuck you.
>>30002193
She's a hell of a lot better than Sunset that's for sure.
>>30000002
Nice get, Fagola
>>30002210
>feet
/b/ is missing one of its idiots.
>>30002956
This tbqh. Glimmer is absolute shit. Would rather waifu Gummy than the shitpone who oppressed citizens of Ourtown, tried to brainwash the Mane 6, and "redeemed" herself later. She's the waifu equivalent of communism - she tried something revolutionary, failed, made a last-ditch effort to brainwash and intimidate other people around her, gave up and "reformed", and now teenagers like her/it.
>>30002956
Well, I think she's made the show better. She's not shit. Regardless, I have no influence on how the writers write her episodes, so I don't understand why I deserve to burn because of it.
>>30002963
I meant fire.
>>30003023
How has she made the show better? >>30003007 got the glimmer situation exactly right
>>30000000
>Celestia post
I can live with it. Better than EQG shit or meme shit.
>>30000000
Good get.
>>29999962
>>29999999
>>30000000
HISTORY IN THE MAKING: WITNESSED
>30000000 GET
>10 hours later we're not even past bump limit
dead board is dead
>>30003023
Holy shit, you gave a legitimate answer to my question, even though my question was more-or-less a joke. I think I've finally found a real person in this place. I don't even care that you like Glimmer.
>>30002919
>I just want to love my pony waifu
Do you? I've checked out that Glimmer thread, and it's full of abuseniggers. And then you have faggots like this guy >>29922890 who say they """love""" their waifu, but would side with an abusenigger in a heartbeat just because he can't stand human stuff. No other waifufag takes pleasure in seeing their waifus abused. Something is wrong with you guys.
>>29999999
>>30000000
>mfw perfectly ok with this
>>30003132
I'm pretty sure the reason for this is that the GET is perfectly neutral so it doesn't provoke any shitstorm
>>30003132
reminder that slow =/= dead
>>30003069
It's just my subjective view. I truly enjoy her episodes, especially after her reformation. I love her character, her personality, and her appearance. I still enjoy other episodes, but am always looking forward to more Starlight.
Why does her oppression of Our Town and the brainwashing of the M6 make her shit? She was an antagonist of the series. Villains are supposed to do bad things to the protagonists. It doesn't mean they're shit. I also don't see how she "gave up" in the end. Twilight made her see the error in her ways, which made her change her ideology, not give up on her goals. If Twilight hadn't done that, Starlight would have done the opposite of give up; she clearly wasn't anywhere near ready to stop fighting.
I'm not saying that all of her episodes are well written. Unfortunately many of the writers don't know what they're doing with her and refuse to let her improve from her current standing. Her next episode may be an example of this. Despite this fact, I still enjoy her episodes, because she's in it, and I enjoy watching her.
>>30003186
I hate waifu abusers as much as you do. Unfortunately our thread is plagued by a few of them. They always receive negative reactions and probably shouldn't represent all Starlight fans. I would never hurt her.
>>30003219
You're a nice man, Anon. I'm not a fan of Starlight, but I love my waifu. If you love yours, that should be the only thing that matters to you. Don't listen to the people who talk shit about her, and never stop loving her.
>>30003219
>>30003370
YOUR WAIFU A SHIT
>>30003370
Don't be such a cuck anon.
We ain't no hugbox
>>30003370
I won't ever stop loving her. It's just sometimes the constant stream of undeserved hatred and vulgar, uninspired insults directed at her really gets to me. Normally it's not a problem, but these days I can't even talk about her without getting shit on. I don't care if people don't like her, I don't like many characters myself, but saying she completely ruined the show and preventing any positive discussion about hey is absolutely ridiculous.
>>30003470
We don't even have the same waifu, dingle. But let me tell you something, your waifua cute.
>>30003481
Oh look, you're an actual person who can express his feelings despite everything. I am really glad that Starlight has something more than just shitposting going on for her. I know how it feels when your waifu gets shit on. You just can't not take it personally sometimes. But you have to endure it. If your feelings are true you will come out of it stronger than before.
And abuse is the worst. There is no excuse for it and there should be no tolerance for it.
>>30000000
OUT FUCKING STANDING TASTE MY BASKETBALL AMERICAN FRIEND
>>30000000
Praise. The. Sun.
>>30000000
SAVED!!!
>>30000000
So do I Anon, so do I...
>>29999999
>>30000000
CHECK'D AND KEK'D
>>29999999
BASED
>>30000552
Sorry, she's shit.
>>30003560
Believe it or not, aside from the abusers, most in the Starlight thread feel the same way.
>>30003219
Glim glam is objectively a poorly written character.
Her backstory implies that
A) Written communication does not exist.
B) She does not have parents or caretaker to tell her that (A) exists or to help her get through the legitimate sadness of a close friend moving away.
C) She spent her entire fucking life from that point studying to get rid of cutie marks instead of trying to make another friend or recconnect with sunburst.
What convinces her to stop with the time travel apocolyptic bullshit is literally just Twilight telling Starlight to make new friends and stop being a fucking bitch about losing friends.
They hug, Twilight tells the rest of the mane6 to be her friend so she doesnt try to end the world again, cue montage of the side ponies from her commie town forgiving her instantly and becoming best friends with the main6 all to the tune of a happy musical number.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWGqDAuCNdI
Literally the only thing that's changed about her character from the point this song ends is that Trixie and Maud are added to her circle, and she likes kites.
You can love your waifu, but you need to realise and accept that she is as shit as your taste.
>>30003481
>>30003560
She is shit tho.
>>30003676
That's good to hear then. It's probably hard to ignore though, looking at how the thread is.
It doesn't matter to me which horse you waifu as long as it's pure like that. It's the emotion that counts. Seeing how people there express their love, it's universal for a lot of waifufags and I said a lot of things in that vein about my own waifu as well. I do believe you. People don't really choose who they love and they don't have to suffer for it. So stay strong.
>>30000273
[This] learn your history, hasdrones.
>>30003707
To add, i wasnt being sarcastic when i said love your waifu, like >>30003774 said it's the emotion that counts.
But what also counts is accepting her given flaws, of which she has many due to shitty writing, and not just glossing over them in favor of her good parts.
>>30000000
Best pony. Best Princess. Best waifu.
>>30000000
she's okay, I guessgood taste, Familee
>>29999999
>>30000000
>>30000213
>had a few
>few
>>30003707
A) Memory may not serve me correctly, but I thought Sunburst told her in the Season 6 opener that he didn't respond to any of her letters because he was scared of her finding out he wasn't good at using magic? I may be thinking of something else.
B) There is no way of knowing, but isn't it possible her parents never knew how she really felt as a result of losing her friend? Regarding her stance on cutie marks, I mean. Obviously in this case they'd be able to see she was distraught, but there would be nothing stopping her from believing that his new cutiemark was what caused the friendship between cutiemarkless ponies to be broken if that's what she chose to believe in the first place.
C) She may have been so far into her delusion at that time, to the point she avoided making any other friend do as to avoid the pain of losing another one.
I am sure it's also mentioned she was convinced that Sunburst didn't want to associate with her anymore, since he wasn't returning her letters.
What we can agree on is that her reformation process at the end of season 5 was extremely rushed. I wouldn't expect the Mane 6 to accept her so easily (unless you use the fact that they are literally icons of friendship, and maybe could see the potential she had like Twilight), and the Our Town citizens to forgive so easily after she almost killed a group of them.
As for the last paragraph, I disagree that that the only development she's had since her reformation. If you compare what she's like immediately after her reformation to, say, what she's like in her most recent episode, you can see a difference. During the former period, she's meek, nervous, and, unsure of her place in Ponyville, and of the M6 's acceptance of her. In the latter, she's confident in her abilities and rather independent of anybody else. She was able to easily make friends with Maud, whereas before she struggled with and avoided friendship lessons.
>>30003219
Your wife is fucking garbage, she's worse than that pink bitch from the 5th Harry Potter film because that commie bitch at least ended up carried away by a group of centaurs and presumed dead.
You know the best part about it? She was a minor character, she was a weak douchebag who died a pathetic death must like her oathetic attire, personality and power through commie governing.
Instead Glimmer gets to be the finale boss, is somehow more powerful than our main character and is now a "redeemed" addition to the cast worse than Discord,Sunset Trixie combined.
>>30003370
He's a sociopath and a sadistic masochist. He's an abusefag who has a fetish for seeing Glimmer tortured. So why aren't anti glimmer fans and pro glimmer fans considered the same thing and become friends?
Because glimmerfags are genuine nutjobs, genuine psychos who view abuse as a pure form of love. They are the most insane part of our fandom next to the fluffyabuse and diaper fetishists.
>>30003790
A lot of people just create their own headcanons for their waifus, it's only natural, it's a really personal thing and you end up projecting something either way. I personally believe in taking it all, good and bad, because loving your waifu is about accepting her whole, with all her flaws.
But here comes the question, if she's mishandled by writers, do you accept it as her fault? Or do you deny it because it's shitty writing and has nothing to do with the character itself? I think Starlight lovers have to deal with it quite often. It's one thing to accept a character flaw, and another to accept a faulty writing.
>>30002779
And why not butter?
>>30003790
I fully accept her given flaws, and often criticize many of the writers for not giving her any meaningful development. That's not to say that I don't believe she's received she's received ANY development, because I do. But like I said in a previous, many of the writers just don't know what they're doing with her.
In fact I criticize her while watching her episodes many times, but maybe for some different flaws concerning her sometimes overly confident and maybe arrogant demeanor.
It seems to me many of her criticisms are centered around her unsatisfactory and quick reformation process, much of which I can agree with.
However I can't agree with criticisms that say she has no personality and has had zero development. Also that she is being supposedly "shoehorned" into the show in favor of other characters.
Tldr I've never said she was a perfect character, but I don't believe she is so flawed as to deserve the hate she received.
>>30003885
I would never hurt Starlight. The abuse niggers are a generally despised minority in our thread and you'd see that if you didn't judge the entire thread and subsequently all Starlight fans from what you see on the first page.
If anybody is insane here, it's the anti Starlight fags that want to hurt her for no reason. At least the abuse niggers are deluded into believing that hurt is the same as love, and that she wants to be hurt.
>>30004013
this
id never hurt her
it is wrong
>>30004013
>>30004174
I'd throw her off a cliff desu
>>29999999
>>30000000
good get
>>30000000
THIS is why we can have nice things.
>>29999999
>>30000000
As a sunfag and an anon that hates glimmerposters this is the best possible get
>>30000000
That's a quality get.
>>29999999
>>30000000
Kek
>>30000000
Perfect get for perfect horse.
>>30003666
nice satans ya got there
>>30003666
Even Satan knows digits when xe sees them.
>>30004013
Real talk, dude. I don't hate Glimmer. I just want her to be improved. I don't think it'll ever happen, but one can always hope the writers will figure out how to make one of them "stories" that everyone seems to talk about. I don't like Glimmer, but I can't hate her either. I've grown tired of fighting Glimmer fans. It's pointless now. The numbers have spoken, and yet I've lost the will to hate Glimmer. You, whoever you may be, have shown yourself to be an actual human being who genuinely cares about this very disliked horse. I can honestly say that I can respect that. So I'm done fighting Glimmer. It will only bring more destruction and hate.
From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever.
>>30004843
Honest question here.
Why do you feel the need to namefag?
I'm not being that hurr durr namefag get outz, I really want to know why you're namefagging.
>>30004906
I dunno, I just like to have a name.
I've always used a name on here, though I've had to change it multiple times, but nevertheless I've had one.
I always found it odd that nobody used names, but I understand that you all want to maintain a sense of privacy. I just like having the ability to use a name on such an anonymous site.also, i find it easier to maintain a conversation on here when I use a name.
>>30000000
>30m get is best horse
This board still got it.
>>30000000
Celestia is good forloving.
>>30004843
It's not that surprising that genuine love outlasts pointless hate. You surely understand why, if you have a waifu that is.
>>30005007
I don't have a waifu. Well, not anymore. I used to dabble in the Shimmer threads until they died off in the Post-Glimmer Revolution. Now, I'm looking for a new one... and I might have just found it...pic related
>>30005099
>new one
>new
>new waifu
>new
"Anon," I'm not sure you've ever had a waifu if you would so readily declare a new one.
>>29999999
>>30000000
HO BOY MUH LORD JEE GOD
>>30000000
>How to ascend to god-hood in three easy steps
> 1: praise Celestia
> 2: GET
> 3: every praises you now.
>>30005182
I dunno, man.
I'm not the best at understanding all of this terminology. i don't speak jap, dude.
I hadn't realized that this shit goes so deep.
You make it sound like I have to go through an act of Congress to even think of having a "waifu". This is all too complicated.
Let's keep it simple.
I like Trixie. Favorite character.
There. "Waifu" found, I think.
ffs, please stop fagging up this thread with glimshit/anti-glimshit. Instead you should take this opportunity to PRAISE THE FUCKING SUN
>>30000000
Kek has spoken! Celestia is ultimate waifu!!
>>30005233
A waifu is a character you feel amorously towards, and would do anything for. You don't just pick a new waifu when it's convenient.
>>30005233
There's a difference between "favorite character" and "waifu". If you ever find a waifu, trust me, you'll know. It might be a "love at first sight" kind of thing, or it might develop from the basis of a favorite character over time.
It might all seem like an exaggeration, and that true love for a cartoon character is pathetic and memey, and that anybody who claims they have a waifu is just talking about their favorite character. This is how I thought before actually experiencing what they're talking about. It is no exaggeration, and that's why you'll know who it is when and if you her. From personal experience I would avoid calling your favorite characters "waifus," because they really are two different labels.
>>30000008
Good job
>>30005300
>>30005276
Thank you for clarifying this shit to me.
Again, I haven't got a clue what this stuff means.
I don't speak the lingo of the common people.
I just come here to make jokes and occasionally provide interesting arguments.
This might be the first real conversation I've had on this site that hasn't become a shitty meme exchange. You people are alright.
Nice shitpost thread you got here.
>>30005349
What isn't a shitpost nowadays?
>>30004954
>I always found it odd that nobody used name
The idea is that one should focus on the content of a post and not the person who's making it. You don't have conversations on 4chan, a number of people discuss a topic, the people discussing it are unimportant.
>>30005399
Then what's the point of having the option of a name?
>>30005457
It's specifically for contentfags so they can be identified in the event of shitposters. Or as moot did, identify himself to all of us as the little girl.
>>30005480
I see. I guess I should drop the name then.
>>30005541
That would be best, but there really isn't a point since meme culture and newfags destroyed this site years ago.
>>30005564
Whatever, I've already gotten rid of it.
>>30005576
Welcome to hell.
>>30005578
thanks. it's good to be back where i belong.
>>30005635
>>30005681
>>30003849
I leled
>>29999999
>>30000000
>Glimmerniggers on suicide watch
PraiseTheSun.jpg
>>30000000
>Praise the sun
>>29999999
>>30000000
PRAISE
>>30000000
what a coincidence, that's also how old she is!
meow
>>30005276
>You don't just pick a new waifu when it's convenient.
Sorry for namefagging,
But do yall want celebratory toast/shot to the GET?
>>30006159
What that cap doesn't show is the same Anon getting lynched on the /mlp/ thread.
>>30006333
Yes
And a second one because those digits
>>30006428
>>30006333
Aight, I got yall guys this evening when I wake up since its like 4:33 AM and I'm tired as shit.
>>30006333
>Sorry for namefagging,
Why don't you just drop the name?
Archiving for the ages!
>>30000000
DON'T FORGET ME IN THE SCREENCAP!!!
>>30006510
or you could just...save the thread with enlarged pictures
I cant remember what these gets were, anyone have them?
>>30006851
Don't have it, but 2000000 was a picture of Twilight Sparkle as Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid.
>>30000000
/vp/ reporting in, nice get
>>30000000
Legendary!
>>30005276
>egyptian royalty
>not a zebra
Not canon.
>>30005995
Don't throw shade at the sun, now.
>>29999976
am i the only one that wants to bite that candle looking anon
>>30006946
>implying Egyptians were black
>>30007015
Philomena looks fantastic in that tiara and necklace, holy shit.
>>30000000
>30 million posts on /mlp/
>90 million posts on /co/
>tfw a quarter of /co/ is missing
>>30007844
/mlp/ is younger.
>>30007844
>there was a time when we were a few months from catching up with /int/
>now they have 2 times more posts
>>29999999
>>30000000
Well fucking done, lads
>>30007871
We deserved something, anything
>>30007844
You know they don't want those posts.
>>30007854
...why does it matter? What's the point in trying to make post count into an e-peen measuring contest? Are you this insecure about the future of this board?
>>29999999
>>30000000
include me
>>30000157
>speed of board correlates quality
>>30007903
Yes, deep inside i don't want the ride to ever end.
>>30000000
GREATEST OF GETS
>>30000000
GLIMTARDS BTFO
>>30000048
\[T]/
>>30000385
/r/4chan/ detected
seriously caps that include reactions are cancer and you are too leave now before you choke on too many dicks
>>30000395
for a moment there I thought this would become a copypasta of the "he's a dark knight" speech.
>>30000547
Can we now make posting glimglam against the /mlp/ rules. and relegate her to only be posted in /trash/ like ponyporn is.
>>30001379
Someone is objectively wrong here.Protip: its not me
>>30000000
PRAİSE THE SUN!
>>30006946
WE WUZ KANGS N' SHEITTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>30000000
And we love her, too.
And you.
May your keks flow like a mighty river.
>>29999999
>>30000000
>glimmer shit
>Celestia praise
>the get
this is too glorious
>>30008188
Is there an edit with a south vietnamese police officer killing her as a suspected viet cong?
>>29999999
>>30000000
Only quality GETs here on /mlp/
>>30006485
Good point
>>30000001
You tried so hard anon. If nothing else I'll remember you as the first post after 3 million. You did good.
>>30000552
It's treason, then
>>30000000
Celestial get
>>29999999
>>30000000
>>30000000
This is a perfectly decent get.
>>29999999
>>30000000
This is a sign!
>>30007511Sorry for the /pol/ shitpost, but eh, they were brown-skinned.
>>30000000
FUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAH
>>30010355
Never having read any egyptological surveys it doesn't surprise that you didn't know the pigments were subject to deterioration and some less weathered paints in kingly tombs depicted Egyptians nearly exclusively as whites except for envoys and slaves. "Brown" was a name for the sea-faring peoples, some of the traditional enemies of the throne of two lands.
>>30006946
>Black empire
>Blacks north of the Sahara
Their kingdoms were SOUTH of Sahara. The only blacks in Ancient Egypt were slaves, seeing as how the Nubians, another traditional enemy of the empire, were more Semitic with dark skin.
>>30000000
Noice
>>30010394
fun fact: "n00b" is derived from "Nubian."
>>30010382
Next, tell me about how the gas chambers were delousing chambers and the moon landings were filmed on a stage and global warming isn't real
>>30010382
>Egyptians were white
I'm going to have to see proof from reputable, respected sources of information.
>>30010423
there are no black people in africa
>>30010423
We're talking about an ancient empire by archeological means. The national socialists ("nazi" was derogatory) filmed the gas chambers themselves, documented their doing, and the astronauts left a miror on the Moon by which we can measure the distance between our planet and its natural satelite.
Some of us simply aren't into pop culture cancer but it doesn't mean we're contrarian to absolutely everything for the sake of it.
>>30010444
I will need to see some proof by some egyptologian saying the Egyptians were brown or black - one layman even claimed Asian! Just you should know, prior to Islam , north Africa and middle East were white.
Fat chance geting me to go to my libraty at this hour right now.
>>30010476
Why would Egyptians lie about their skin color? To test our faith the way God does with Evolution?
>>30010536
The described everyone else as brown, tawny, black, and one of the sea-faring enemies was described as red (but that may have meant tanned). The pharaohs were all except for the last described as having been blond-red haired and either green or blue eyed in their own texts. All mummies show "leucoderm" phenotypes and blond hair.
About the evolution thing: outside of the US of A, God's said to have made evolution. In Europe and other asorted Christian nation, evolution has a huge Christianity trademark on it. Not a literal trademark, mind you. Up until recently nearly all of university staff outside of the US were trained priests. Most university titles were liturgical titles. It's common in Europe to have a priest teach evolution in college or what theiy have as an equivalent over there.
>>30010577
>All mummies show "leucoderm" phenotypes and blond hair.
Provide evidence or a source.
Celestia gets the 500th post as well, it's only natural.
>>30010620
How difficult is to understand I can't be fagged entering a closed library and how difficult is opening a web search engine of your choice. Even if it's google. Would you demand this sternly when someone claimed the mummies were black-haired or had no rings? The sub-saharan kingdoms used, iirc, nose rings.
>>30010624
Better her than this /pol/tarded MUH PHARAOHS WEREN'T NIGGERS autism.
>>30010624
Celestia is displeased that someone got /pol/ all over our /mlp/. They are NOT like chocolate and peanut butter, and they do NOT go together.
>>30010694
False.
>>30010694
/mlpol/ got some fine dubs on Celestia and Kek being connected.
>>29999999
>>30000000
PRAISE THE SUN!
I need a screencap that includes what the first post is insulting.
>>29999999
>>30000000
>Witnessed.
>>30002132
>Viridian Blaze
>Fruit-n-ice
>Margarita Mix served with__________tequila
WHAT
>>29999999
>>30000000
Glad I witnessed this. /mlp/ isnt complete shit after all.
>>30011326
Yeah, it is. Objectively so. Repeating digits don't fucking change that.
>>30000000
I love the fact that she was laughing at Twilight so hard that even over the three minute commercial break, she was still laughing.
>>30007882
Enjoy it because you deserve it while it lasts.
>>30010764
You mean this? >>30000369
>>30000000
You sunfags really needed this for how shit the /sun/day threads have gotten.
Grats, fags,
Love,/moon/