703: A Flurry of Emotions
Written by Sammie Crowley & Whitney Wetta
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5jcfjw
Friends Forever #38 (Celestia and Luna) is still storytimed here!
>>29903139
Medical staff in Equestria's got to be rather extensively trained. While there are bound to be all sorts of common ailments to all types of ponies, pegasi have issues like the feather flu to worry about. And unicorns... well, where magic's involved, strange phenomena are quite possible. And that's before considering other visitors, though maybe general griffon and yak knowledge will increase in coming years.
>>29953305
Previous thread
704 Commerical: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM-LVkewMPA
COUNTDOWN
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704: Rock Solid Friendship -When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.
705: Fluttershy Leans In -Fluttershy is determined to make her career dreams come true with the help of some very special ponies. But when her true vision is not being executed properly, she must find a way to stand up and fight for her ideas.
706: Forever Filly -When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.
707: Parental Glideance -When Rainbow Dash's parents discover she's a Wonderbolt, they show up at every event to cheer her on. However, their unabashed enthusiasm proves to be rather embarrassing and pushes Rainbow Dash to the brink.
708: Hard to Say Anything -When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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DELET
Reminder that this little boi is the new marker
>filly
>>29959114
It's a shame you're shitposting so much with it, it was a decent drawing
>filly
>>29959068
He's a good man. Fillies were made to be loved.
>>29959113
Rainbow Dash is the shitposting queen.
>>29959071
I don't have that available to me so I'll take your word for it
That is a strange bit of synchronicity then. So even assuming the EQG world and the cosmic powers that be could predict events across the multiverse and place a seventh gem for an extradimensional Sunset, does that mean EQG world has Seven Elements as opposed to the six of Equestria?
>>29959073
>implying Reflections
>>29959142
I love her but she would be
>>29959114
its not cannon until theres porn of it
...what is it
>>29959114
Nope.
>>29959108
>>29959114
Y'all ain't welcome here
>>29959147
The gems aren't exactly the elements of harmony
They were just knockoffs made as a result of the Fall Formal event
>>29959091
Those stuffed animals are objectively cute. I kind of want a raccoon plush now. Except the one she has is cuter because looks more like a gray fox with a striped tail to me.
>>29959160
So was Gaia Everfree made up by Gloriosa to promote the camp or was it passed down to them by their family and previous camp owners? Because if so, that means there's a possibility the gems are native (non-Equestrian) magic.
I can't believe Noi is fucking dead.
>>29959147
>>29959147
The elements still have to have an objective "element" of friendship to them though, right? So is Sunset's element forgiveness or empathy? The concept of salvaging someone and finding value in relationships? Which would cover being forgiven, empathizing with people even when they're wrong/on the wrong side, knowing someone is worth knowing and saving, and forgiving others?
>>29959179
From what I remember it was actual folklore that Timber just used to spoop everyone
Gloriosa was upset at him for doing it because it just made the campers paranoid and took away from her efforts to make their visit there fun
>>29959192
Noi will recover!
>>29959108
I like this marker.
>>29959197
I don't know if they do, it was never explicitly stated in EQG. It has been surmised as of LOE that Sunset's element is something like empathy since she can now read people's minds.
>>29959100
>>29959219
Mabel looks super weird in this screenshot
shes all tall and pink
>>29959192
>>29959211
MEME FILLY never die
>>29959219
Sure, but if Pinkie's element is laughter and she can throw little stuff to make them explode?
God, when she threw those nails.
>>29959231
Imagine what she could do to your dick
>>29959235
Make it explode?
>>29959235
Make a balloon animal out of it?
Unwanted fillies.
>>29959108
>>29959100
>>29959255
Indeed. This is injun pony general.
>>29959261
that Indian pony is hot
>>29959253
>fillies
>unwanted
Doesn't compute.
>>29959322
her hoofs look too big and she is gonna spill that wine glass
>>29959285
Indian pony is appropriating buffalo culture and that is NOT ok.
>>29959332
daww
gangly flutterfilly was the cutest
>>29959334
Maybe she was raised by buffaloes?
>>29959341
I wish I had that Scootaloo pic with the buffaloes caption.
Filyl wants a Baconator!
>>29959322
Wait a minute, that's not Berry.
Is it safe to assume that the work industry in Equestria is the same as our world? For eexample the better your skill is will mean you get paid more
Fillies can't be ugly. Y/N
>>29959350
Fillies dont eat meat.
>>29959365
Only there personality can be ugly
>>29959363
>For example the better your skill is will mean you get paid more
I mean, if you have a real job maybe.
Filly hungers
Hungers for tasty flesh
Filly swears revenge.
>>29959350
Filly can eat my fucking ass!
>>29959350
>paying more for "nonfrozen" meat
>it still all tastes the fucken same
>wendys burgers arnt even that great
who gives a fuck anyways when their tendies are shipped FROZEN
>>29959363
pay is actually based on your cutiemark. the more impressive the mark the more successful you are in life.
it is canon
fancy CM = rich or royalty
basic CM = background pony
>>29959435
Assassin filly finds no joy in her job.
Party filly finds a lot of joy in pretty much everything.
>>29959419
>it all tastes the same
hoo boy
Even McDonald's is on a test trial bringing fresh meat for the quarter pounder
Samurai filly has to get back.
>>29959419
because Wendys doesnt advertise there food as tasting good. they only advertise it as being fresh and healthy. thats more than you can say about other fast food
>>29959470
>Hey, this show that was on when I was a teenager and then wasn't on for like 10 years is on again, but just for a season
Aren't they supposed to bring back Invader Zim, too
Samurai filly got another filly that wanted to hurt her but is now her filly friend.
Together they fight crime.
>>29959462
fuck mcdonalds and fuck fresh 100% beef. give me a goddamn burger that is 50% soy filler but its cheap as shit.
>>29959481
whats filly gonna do when there's no crime left?
>>29959480
I heard something about that on /co/, but didn't really look into it
>>29959419
I'd say their burgers taste unique at least
I can't say whether or not I'd attribute that to their non frozen beef campaign though
>>29959485
there must always be a crime king
>>29959483
Cows reinvigorate the soil, despite what the hippies whine about
Soy, being a legume, introduces nitrogen but leeches everything else
You'll get it just as cheap
eat more burgers you fat shits
>>29959511
well, when theyre so cheap its hard not to
>>29959483
Yeah, if I want fast food I'm not after quality. I want a cheap, tasty burger that's bad for me that checks off all the boxes. The McDonald's cheeseburger is "Good Enough", has an acceptable amount of condiments and it's still $1 here.
If I want a proper burger I"ll make one or buy one. For $1? Holy shit yes, give me that garbage.
>>29959502
This is the first time I have ever seen someone say that soy is destroying the environment more than cows.
>>29959511
I tried the baconator once and was so disappointed at the level of bacon and size of the bacon I never returned.
I choose to clog my arteries elsewhere.
Pony wants to know when this free weekend is, and also how much it will cost
>>29959519
Look at Argentina then look at China and tell me cows aren't better for land than soy.
>>29959532
115%
>>29959100
I'm really looking forward to seeing Dash's parents.
You wouldn't actually plow the pone would you?
>>29959551
Its set up in the description like
that she's going to yell at them or something
;-;
>>29959519
There's a reason crop rotation exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z75A_JMBx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9xNuGSBoVo
I had a talk about this alreadyon /pol/and I wish I linked these videos to that anon
Cows don't "destroy" anything, they eat and they shit, and those two functions are actually what we need more of, just a bit more calculated. This whole meme of "sustainable" water blah blah blah inevitably leads to shit like bug protein, which is cool, but doesn't serve the same environmental purpose as the humble herbivore.
>>29959530
FUCK YOU carlsjr for taking away chicken nuggets in the shape of a star
>>29959559
I want to marry this pony but I also want her to be my mom.
>>29959530
HAS to be a Double Baconator or Triple
I implore you to try it once again, maybe at a different location at a better city. I have never be unsatisfied with one, except for the time I got a single.
>>29959551
I have a feeling that episode is going to be cringe incarnate.
What does Minuette do? She says her coworkers didn't believe her when she said she was friends with Twilight Sparkle.
Also did we ever talk in depth and theorize why the hell Minuette's house is fucked inside? From a show perspective, it's just the inside of a Canterlot house and I think they originally created Moondancer's house inside and just reused it without thought. But because of that she has cobwebs, literal towers of books sitting on the floor and her floor is fucking filthy. You would think such an upbeat pony with boundless energy would keep her house spotless.
You could say she spends a lot of time work maybe, but then she seems to hang out with Twilight for three days. So she clearly has days off or at least free time.
What is her special talent even? Time management? Delegating? Creating hourglasses?
>>29959480
TV movie special.
>>29959559
So you are saying to save the earth I need to eat MORE pizza and burgs?
I'm on it, I won't let you down friendo. We are in this fight together.
>>29959589
Also I want to point out that Minuette was rather quick about coming out to see Twilight and hang out outside. She didn't invite her old friend in she was so happy to see. Is it reading way too much into it that she didn't want Twilight to see that her house was a fucking disaster and she's a horder or something?
>>29959589
Yo twily, your ballsack is showing.
>>29959453
Just wait til she gets to class up to Assassin Cross
>>29959556
True, I should've said I'm looking forward to seeing their designs. We only got a small look at her dad like, a hundred episodes ago.
I know the feeling of overenthusiastic parents though, lol. Or at least, one REALLY enthusiastic mom.
>>29959615
It's very rude to point out a princess's girthy sack. Twilight was caught off guard and forgot to cloak herself.
>>29959622
In the eternal highschool EQG hologram prison dimension violence and rape is perfectly legal, so carry on.
>>29959610
Nothing wrong with more lycopene, tomatidine, and carnosine in your diet
I'd suggest low carb crusts and less pork
>>29959626
Hello gay!
I'm anon.
>>29959626
>sunset pretends to be gay to avoid weirdo human wieners
once you go horse you never go back
>>29959637
>all da princesesss are futas lol
>>29959647
>>29959629
I'm gonna worship that princess sack.
Apples
>>29959589
>>29959611
canterlot is rotting from the inside with unicorns who won't take care of basic functions if they can't pay their lessers to do it for them
>>29959653
Hey, you're the retard posting fart porn. You dont have the right to call anyone else stupid.
>>29959663
That is one angry marshmallow.
don't boop nurses anon
>>29959653
Not the futa pusher, but a fetish headcanon for my porn time. I know it's not true, but it's hot because shut-up-it-is. If someone happens to bring it up I'm more than happy to talk about Twilight's private experimentations with her new equipment or how she feels different and curious when she sees her friends' backsides now.
>>29959669
Neat implications, dudemigo
How much do you typically have to pay a pony for sex?
>>29959681
Im gonna boop her until she has to take care of me for life.
>>29959663
Why is EqG always inferior to pony?
>>29959748
All you have to do is hold and tell her that you love her.
>>29959765
That sounds really nice.I wish I was a pony, that would totally work on me.
>>29959760
>new diaper tf art
I remember there used to be a time where I'd laugh at that werediaper guy.
>>29959827
>werediaper
>that pic of turning into a diaper when seeing the light of the full moon
I have a really hard time taking your fetish seriously. I don't know whether to laugh or what. What the hell broke you into liking that?
>>29959838
Well I already liked Inanimate TF and kinda liked diapers but what really gave me this particular fetish was this picture.
Pony says she's down like a clown, Charlie Brown
>>29959873
Yep, that looks fucking awful to me. Then again I don't like inanimate TF or diapers so I'm missing the components that sparked this for you.With the constant wear of fetishes I'm exposed to (particularly in fetishes and dicks: the pony general) I'm always curious what might become a new one for me. I think I've finished "developing" though.
>>29959873
I ONLY LIKE DIAPER TF WHEN ITS CONSENSUAL
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29959982
GET RID OF ALL THESE FUCKING DIAPERS
>>29959988
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>29960036
Sleep tight, fellow pone-aholic.
GIVE HORSE
>>29960102
>>29960102
APPLE HORSE?
>>29960102
car broke
pone yes?
>>29960102
SLEEPYHORSE
>>29960115
Sleepy horse is a cute horse.
>>29960115
I would sleep with that horse.
Most horses, really.
>>29960105
I want to pet that horse
>>29960129
I imagine brushing a pony's hair would be relaxing and very intimate.
>you will never brush your filly daughter's hair before school
>>29960102
Have a package deal.
>7 seasons
Jesus tapdancing christ.
I haven't been around since season 3, is this worth picking up again?
>>29960115
>>29960152
no, it's barney tier
>>29960152
Might as well. The last few seasons have been pretty solid. There is life in this old pony yet.
It's not like you have anything better to do.
>>29960152
Definitely. There were a ton of great episodes in the last couple seasons. 4 was not so strong imo but afterwards it picks up
>>29960152
Season 3 was somewhat subparI liked it, 4 was pretty good and 5 & 6 were great.
>>29960154
hnnnng would snuggle
>>29960152
Most definitely.
4 was pretty damn good but not as good as S2, S5 was the best season, S6 was good but not as S5.
Of course that's just >opinions
>>29960152
>All these wingfags coming back
>>29960163
>It's not like you have anything better to do.
This is true.
I was probably going to give it a shot regardless, but just wanted to see what people here thought of how things have been proceeding. The ol' mulpug does seem a bit deder.
Anyway, party on ponybros.
>>29960152
3 is the black sheep of the series.
1=5>2>6>4>>>3
>>29960197
Well it is the dead of the night. And remember, AJ is best horse.
>>29960196
They were scared, Anon. They didn't want their pony show to change. They didn't believe Twilight when she said everything was going to be fine. We should welcome the people who were scared off by twilicorn with open arms, they're coming home.
>>29960205
They're all best horse, anon.
AJ is just OUR best horse.
>>29960154
why is she so pretty
>>29960217
Because she's a horse.
>>29960214
Is treekicker mad because shes naked?
What the fuck is this
>>29960225
Someone took her hat.
>>29960225
Look at the pic, Rarity is drooling on her beautiful mane. A cute drool, but still drool
>>29960231
Like AJ gives a shit about her hair.
>>29960229
>go to horseland
>they all speak horse
>>29960228
My friend pointed him out to me. Apparently a guy going by Blank Slate does blind commentary on fan content.... and he has more subscribers and views than I think he should for what his videos are. Why the hell anyone wants some stranger's live, blind "commentary" is a mystery to me. IRC or threads are different because it's a group and the focus is on being excited about everything together.
I guess people who watch blind commentaries watch a lot of them to hear a bunch of them and not just have the one to go by? That would make a little sense to me, from a really lonely person's perspective, but it would be tedious as hell.
>>29960233
Anon, please. She works super hard but her hair is almost always pretty clean and in that cute not-ponytail.
>>29960235
Speak horse back at them. Simple
>>29960235
>They all speak horse
>they all are prototypical horses
>meaning, they have no way to communicate with you other than by physical contact
>Spend the rest of your trip to horseland hugging cute horses as a way of communication
I fail to see the problem
>>29960237
I'm still go do things to it
penetrate the purple princess
>>29960250
You're just going to brush it, and that's final.
>>29960254
My dick is reserved for Rarity
>>29960255
>perfect in both forms
Truly the most beautiful of horses.
>>29960254
Fillies only.
>>29960254
Can I have the pink one
>>29959517
>Uh, Princess you got a little...
>Oops! Silly me
>Wipes face w/ burger
Crazy slob Twilight is best Twilight
>>29960268
Penetrate the purple filly?
>>29960254
>both cutie marks
unf
>>29960254
Yellow is more my thing
>>29960154
cute ponoe
>>29960284
>>29960289
>both cutie marks
>>29960276
Yes. All night long.
Does pony believe in pizzagate
>ywn steal all of bootylicious workpone's hats
>>29960197
>The ol' mulpug does seem a bit deder.
We've gotten a bit slower, especially during the Euro hours.
>>29960236
I would assume it's the same as with Lets Plays, proxy friends.
>the guy who makes rare, noncringy 3d pones has made an AJ one
aw yiss
>>29960326
Why would I do that to such a nice horse?
>>29960337
Pretty good, though not on 2snacks' level.
>>29960337
They are good but they still seem unnatural.
Pony simply wasn't made to be 3DPD.
>>29960341
Uhm, I don't agree, they look equally loveable
>>29960348
>posting a gif that makes it look like utter shit
gifs should be outlawed
>>29960337
AJ's eyebrows look weird, they should be pointier, model is not accurate either, the hair is not even properly texturized, everything is so round, those models are shit.
>>29960355
I'd have posted a webm, but I'm not on my pc right now.
Have a Yellowhorse.
>>29960360
Again, I disagree, but to each his own I guess.
>>29960355
Your dick should be outlawed, faget
>>29960364
I agree with his comment about the roundness.
Their heads look bad. Especially Rara's head.
>>29960367
But then your waifu would have to turn to crime to get it
TACO
>>29960377
Get that weird non-freak person away from my fish.
Pank it
>>29960382
The suction effect would reunite them
>>29960390
>>29960390
>>29960391
Can't be any suction if he's dead.
oh, another one.
>>29960402
But look how happy she is...!
>>29960364
quality horse right there
I'm going to college to get my meme degree.
You better show me respect when I return in about two years.
>>29960418
A neckbeard's dream come true
>>29960418
Fuck you anon, that degree won't help us get closer to a portal to Equestria, so it's useless.
>>29960418
>Two years
>Associate's
>>29959649
>>29960428
ANTHRO ALERT, ANTHRO ALERT
>>29960422
And what exactly are you doing to get us closer to the portal, Anon?
>>29960431
Nothing.
I'm a failure, but I do want people to avoid the same fate
>>29960431
Show some respect: that anon has been sacrificing his spermids every single day to pone, in an attempt to break the barrier which divides real and horse. He's a hero not to be mocked.
>>29960404
>>29960364
These shirtpones are cute.
>>29960428
MODS
>>29960436
The artist is Alcor. He (she?)'s probably going to make a full set
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-alcor
>>29960443
I don't understand but i am enjoying all the Mauds
>>29960453
MODS - Mauds
>>29960441
Thanks for the tag.
Some of that is pretty cute.
>>29960418
How gullible! are you even aware that that such degree is absolutely fake?
>>29960457
No i mean i got that.
But outside of that context i don't understand the comic.
>>29960431
I just solved the captcha for the Equestrian portal, if an anon wants to cross it, such anon will safely cross it without filling a captcha, what have you done?
>>29960482
It's a part 2, there's clearly a part 1. She probably found the mirror pool.
Nevermind, there, mistery solved
>>29960418
I wouldn't even have to study for that one
>>29960441
found one
>contrary to popular belief, unicorns are pretty much gullible. All you have to do to make them sleep is covering them with a blanket
>>29960509
That crotch is begging for an edit.
>>29960491
>tfw no army of Mauds
>>29960518
I would be quite content with just one, to be fair.
>>29960512
>she won't shut the fuck up about your upcoming exam
>throw a blanket over her
>goes from ranting to snoring in a couple seconds
Did you know changelings assume their true form when you cum inside them?
>>29960512
>Seaquestria
pfffffffffffffffffft
>>29960535
>>29960535
I like the French "Aquastria" better. But in English it would probably just sound like the ponies saying Equestria weird.
I kept asking for seaponies and now I'm getting them. I'm hoping I'll be sold when I see more of it.
Also that fucking Spike flounder, holy shit that's cringe.
>>29960532
>*nut*
>*bbzzzp*
>*unnut*
>>29960523
How can you say you love her if you won't an entire armada of her?
>>29960542
And I wouldn't even eat her poop (quot.). All I'm saying is look at her: she's pure love the way she already is, I don't need an army, even one would be way more than what I could ever ask for.
>>29960553
Of course. I will love just the one forever.
But still. Multiple Mauds.
What's your favorite part of a pony?
>>29960588
The fat pony butt
>>29960588
Thesmoothfeaturelesscrotch.
>>29960441
U-unf
What would your reaction be if in the movie they do the SHOE BEE DEW song or reference it in a way?
>>29960594
>>29960600
I would be mildly amused.
>>29960599
I'd horse around with that horse.
You can't just give shirts to ponies.
>>29960596
>tfw not smooth and featureless
>Today is National Tell a Story Day
>>29960596
>>29960641
But if a pony has a smooth and featureless crotch, where does the horsecock go?
>>29960636
Apparently you can, actually, but ymmv.
See:
>>29960509
>>29960404
>>29960364
>>29960643
Cuties.
Too soon?
>>29960643
>>29960659
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>>29960643
Twilight was right that the children really did like the story from her, though she should have sent Spike
>>29960674
DO NOT AWOO
>>29960679
>>29960600
I'd probably laugh.
And shitpost about it for months.
Shoo be doo
>>29960668
>immediate association is that Nazi webm
thanks a lot, /gif/
They're waiting for you, Anon.
In the bed chamberrrr.
>>29960701
Disgusting
>>29960696
>Pic
What a cruel fate
>>29960668
CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
Will we see Sirens in the movie?
>I tried to hug, I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out, I tried to pet you but I think that you understand us perfectly. And I think that you just don't care! And I don't know if you are here to play, have a nap or just be cute to us, I don't suppose it really matters now, you are fillies! That is the role you seem determined to play so it seems that I must play mine! The man that cuddle the fillies! I'm sending you back to your own classroom. Who knows? Some of you may even get promoted to 7th grade. And if you do, remember this: YOU are not welcome here! This board is protected! I am The Anon and I name you...The CROTCHTITLESS!
>>29960706
but he looks so happy
What is a mare?
>>29960797
A less cute stallion
>>29960785
Some form of horrible mind control effect no doubt.
>>29960757
>>29960811
>mind control collars
>>29960797
A miserable little pile of friendship
>>29960817
How ironic that would be
Has she swallowed a lot of pony seamen in her life?
Gamer filly says that if you want to hug her you first have to finish Megaman 1 without losing a single life.
AND NO CHEATS.
>>29960833
Lamarck, pls
>>29960835
What was that, filly? I didn't catch it because I already beat the game while rapidly pausing you.
>>29960828
>FlyingSaucer gets a collar that makes him a clothing enthusiast
>starts a modelling career
>>29960835
beggars can't be choosers
I mean who else would hug a filly
>>29960842
Filly doesn't believe you
>>29960856
>you now remember "My little face when"
Is that site still alive?
>>29960863
considering I just downloaded that picture from it, I'd say yes.
>>29960851
Live by the collar, die by the collar.
>>29960883
I hope we see a random background pony wearing one in the future
Is Berry's mane full of thick individual curls? It's supposed to look like it's a splashing liquid, I get that, but if we were to make it real, it'd be thick curls, right? Not a poof but super wavy hair
>>29960897
it's actually just soaked in whiskey
You wouldn't give a filly her first kiss.
>>29960899
So would you get drunk being around her from the fumes alone? Maybe she shouldn't be allowed around kids.
>>29960902
Maybe not but i would definitely give colt his.
>Berry Punch will never berry punch you.
>>29960910
maybe a little buzzed
A filly wouldn't give you your first kiss.
>>29960920
you haven't really never kissed a girl, right?
>>29960930
Eh, don't worry, you're not losing anything trascendental. It's kinda wet and sticky.
It's the "not-so-accidental groping" part the interesting one.
>>29960930
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
Also, what kind of talent is "Booze"?
I'm going to kiss a stallion on the ponut
A filly will never tell you 'I love you, dad' as you prepare to go to work every day.
>>29960959
That's not entirely true, she probably would. The only problem is that 10 minutes later I'd probably get arrested for kidnapping and forcing her to do it.
>>29960916
>used to always hang out in that guy's streams
>he disappeared without a word
SOON
>>29960947
A really awesome one.
>>29960920
>a filly tries to give you your first kiss
>having no experience, she thinks she messed up by not giving it too much "romance"
>she tries again to give you a proper kiss
>and again
>and again
>you end up spending the entire afternoon kissing a little filly
>and she's still not sure she gave you a proper kiss
>>29960983
>later that evening
>>29960983
she must think I'm a retard
>>>/tv/82105484
Posting this here because rule 15 would get me banned if I replied like I wanted to
>>29960947
It's technically not booze, but a passion and love for berries. She might work in a vineyard, a winery, ...you know, things we haven't seen.
I'm sure the naps in broad daylight and lethargic train rides where she doesn't get off and rides the train back to Ponyville don't mean anything.
Drinking doesn't pay the bills, she must be employed somewhere, right? Or she flipflops between odd jobs like Derpy, Bulk Biceps and the majority of the background ponies.
>>29961007
>BIG MARE COCKS
Futa always ruins everything.
>>29960992
Joke's on them. They can't unkiss me.
>>29960973
I actually like her EqG design.
Will she be highschool dimension Glimglam or Equestria Glimglam?
>>29961063
The hipster hat seems to suggest that's EQG Glimshit.
>>29961078
ehrm, meant Highschool
>>29961075
well hello there
>>29961085
[nervous giggling]
>>29961108
shouldn't you be in school, it's 10am on a weekday
>>29961085
You're going to go to jail pedo scum
>>29961108
I want tospoonher.
>>29961111
I JUST SAID HI
YOU PINKO FASCIST PIECE OF PONY
>>29961118
Pink is close to red.
She a fucking commie scum
>>29961111
If loving fillies is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
>>29961110
Actually it's 16:14. Don't they teach you about timezones anymore?
>>29961128
Equestria only has 1 timezone as determined by glorious leader
>>29961130
The Storm King?
>>29961125
Have fun getting gangraped by stallions in prison, nigger
>"Can I get a hug, mr Anon?"
>>29961142
I bought you a hug bot and you hardly ever use it
>>29960973
>>29961063
She's cute, but I don't know if she's "listen to her enthusiastically ramble on about how communism would fix everything" cute.
>>29961150
where are their horns?
>>29961141
Have you seen the way that artist draws Diamond Dogs? That Anon probably self-inserts as the filly looking at those drawings anyway.
>>29961143
>"But I want a hug from you..."
>>29961142
And hug and a kiss because you're a good filly.
>>29961156
You don't wanna know.
No, wait, you probably wanna know. But this is a blue board, so...
>>29961157
But I love fillies, not dogs you silly.
What if Filly had found some weird freaky way to turn herself into a human temporarily? Would you still give her her hourly fix of cuddles or wait till she's back to pony form (but kinda depressed and disappointed)?
>>29961156
Humans don't have horns. To cast magic they carry a wand around in their hands. Those are called wizard humans. Not all of them can be wizards though, they have to be born with the right magic. Some of them probably never even realized they're wizards.
>>29961157
I know it's his fetish and like all he draws but I still like them
>>29961181
Racoonsan didn't get the memo, then.
>>29961194
I don't hate them on humans, but they do look funny
>>29961186
>he still hasn't done anything with stronk filly or any of the fillies that appeared in the latest episode
Shame.
>>29961194
One day Patreon will shut down and he'll have to upload his porn edits to tumblr like a non-tribe artist.
>>29961194
That's just "their style".
>>29961207
>One day Patreon will shut down
And another similar platform will take its place.
>>29961209
over time that girl has become increasingly attractive
>>29961207
Can't you just look on e-hentai? There's an album with his/her stuff, that gets randomly updated (and it includes all the lewd not posted on derpibooru)
>>29961180I think it would be kinda weird if the filly was a human. I would try to make her feel happy,
but I'd certainly wouldn't be into it as much.
>>29961268
>spoiler
...she's not reading what you wrote, relax.
>>29961150
>but I don't know if she's "listen to her enthusiastically ramble on about how communism would fix everything" cute.
>not taking her on a helicopter date
>then pointing out of the side to show her something you've seen in the distance
>and giving her a slight shove when she leans over to figure out what you are pointing at
>"...I mean, seriously, anon: do you get off at being an unsufferable jerk to everyone, devoted to lying, 24/7?"
>>29961327
It's a defense mechanism
Now let me pet you
>>29961327
Helps me cope with the fact that nobody likes me, thank you very much. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm all out of offensive replies about your mom, so I think I'll just lie down and cry in a corner.
It's take your childfu to work day
>>29961327
Why is Diamond Tiara accusing me of acting like her?
>>29961352
who is your childfu
>>29961352
But I have the day off.
>>29961346
Why would you ever insult this cute MILF?
>>29961352
But I'm not murrkan.IN AMERICA
>>29961360
It's Anon, Anon.
Would insult anyone to lessen the feeling of crushing defeat and failure.
>>29961357Spikeobviously
>>29961375
I hope Ember shows up more in Spike related episodesI hope she teaches Garble not to be a huge bitch
>>29961352
I'm sure she would find it boring.
>>29961384
>Spike goes meeting Ember
>Catches her having a lava shower
>"KYAAAAAAA! G-GET OUT, BAKA SPIKE!"
>>29961384
Shipping aside, Garble obviously has influence over others. If we see this in the future I hope he's still the big stupid idiot he is on a leash as she utilizes that influence.
Like it's either that, him going FULL FRIENDSHIP, or just being the same character
>>29961394
But he's sees her naked all the timeI want episodes where she teaches Spike about dragon stuff. I've wanted him to have friends outside the M6 since Boast Busters
>>29961394
>throws lava soaken soap at him
>misses
>hit Rarity by mistake
>The next 2 minutes of the episode involve Rarara running around while screaming, with her mane on fire.
>>29961404
>I've wanted him to have friends outside the M6 since Boast Busters
I thought he would start hanging out with Snips and Snails back in the day.
>>29961408
I'm sure Rarity would wipe out the entire dragon race if they even singed her hair
>>29961413
...and now I can't unthink of a spinoff series featuring Snips, Snails and Spike, thank you very much
>"Heheheheheh, hey bro. Hehehehehehehe. Wanna see some mares? Heheehehehehehehehehehe"
>"Uuuuuuuh Shut up, Snips. Let's go bother that Spike dork"
>>29961413
Yeah me too.
To me at least it gave off the impression that they hung out or at least talked. But I don't think they've interacted after that even though all three of them were important to the episode in a way.I also wanted him to act like an older brother or something to the CMC so we could get more snarky Spike like in S1, but with them having their qtmarks I don't ever see that happening
>>29961352
Fine, but my partners will be jealous of my cute daughter
>>29961425
>>29961425
>implying it wouldn't just be them arguing about comics and who is the better unicorn between Twilight, Trixie, and Rarity.
>>29961433
Is that a nipple?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>29961433
I would really love this dude's stuff, but his heads kinda bother me
Can't really explain why.
Fillies are like fine wine.
>>29961456
>Can't really explain why.
One word:
Anime
>>29961460
They're overpriced?
>>29959091
>Be walking in college
>Listening to music
>Feel in a mood for Art of the Dress
>Pick it
>Headphones are unplugged due to the works of some black magic
>Don't notice it
>Suddenly hear it, blasting quite loudly
>Two qts walk by me, they smirk>Eminem's Mockingbird plays>My piece of shit phone bugged out again and played a different song
>Mfw narrowly dodged the fucking bullet
>>29961460
They get better when you lock them in a cold basement without direct sunlight for 10 years?
>>29961466
I look at loli mangos almost daily from a lot of different artist so anime and lack of a nose isn't really a problem for me.
>>29961460
My parents yell at me when they drink too much?
>>29961475
>Eminem's Mockingbird
Are you stuck in the early 2000s?
>>29961456
He has a serious problem of sameface, but otherwise he's fine. He improved a lot since he started drawing, though.
>>29961484
>Anons parents are hogging all the filly juices for themselves
>>29961492
This would definitely be a perfect plot for a X-rated movie. And 10 to 15 years in jail.
>>29961489
Oh yeah he's definitely improved
Some of his older stuff just looked like deformed aliens to me.I'm loving that outfit on loli Rarity
>>29961501Anibaruthecathas really improved his humans, too. At least they stopped being too catty. I think he should stick to ponies, though.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62489570
Can you go be pedophiles somewhere else?
>>29961486
Music is timeless anon
Dear oh dear, the available seats will never be enough.
>>29961510I like his anthro because I have shit taste
>>29961513Sorry. I just wanted to say I liked that guys style and outfits outside of the faces
>>29961533
THEN STOP DISCUSSING THIS CRAP (also, what's with the spoiler?)
>>29961538
Didn't want to draw more attention to it, but I'll stop.Sorry
Humanpedos should leave.
Make way for horsepedos.
>>29961510
>new page of after classes
Unf
>>29961498
Sounds like that /k/ thread from a few years back
>>29961552
I want to suck their cute and tiny colt cock
>>29961552
Or you could both fuck off
>>29961572
Colt might be small for a horse, but he's still bigger than you.
>>29961597
And he's only going to get bigger
>>29961597
Not in my favourite rumble pic
>pedophiles
>gays
>gay pedophiles
I hate this place
>>29961608
Oh reallyproofs?
>>29961615
You could try talking about something else instead of discussions you dislike.
I'm down to talk about the upcoming episodes because something a few anons have been saying have been bugging me about an episode that I'm looking forward to.You niggas don't even try I swear
>>29961615
And yet you keep coming back
We talk about fucking mares more than stallions and yet people still complain
>>29961630
I just hate that they waste confalone in the autistic horse episode
>>29961475
Honestly the best thing to do if you were caught is to just start singing it. If you act embarrassed they'll laugh. But if you really embrace the autism, they'll think you're weird but will have no choice but to admire your confidence.
That's only if it's a mistake though. You have to pick your moments to own it. I had a brony come out in my speech class and talk about bronyism and pony memes for his final speech and everyone was laughing at how awkward his presentation was and it was just painful to watch. I was the only one in class not laughing.
>>29961651
A new Fluttershy episode was announced?
>>29961516
But Eminem is trash
>>29961666
His older stuff is alright.
>>29961666
Eminem was "good" when he had something to be angry about.
Same thing with Rihanna. Her "good" music came out of her growing up and talking about being in clubs but now that she's old she only sings about mature things like abusive relationships and dumb shit.
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTOt_LWMA3w
>>29961712
I'll admit my dislike of him only comes from the fact that the only friends I had that liked him were juggalos and that's a dumb reason
>>29961742
it's pretty hard to say you like the same thing as jugalos though to be fair
>>29961666
Not my cup of tea either, but he has a thing or two that are alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU9DzMhdeEo
>>29961600
I wish not.
>>29961764
I always loved that one
iirc it was based off some crazy fan mail he was getting from a guy
>>29961769
He's bound to become a stallion someday.But not before being a cute teen colt.
Stallion is drunk throwing up in a urinal
"YOU FUCKING HOMO!"
That's what he said at Anon's funeralhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUBsM2KaSo0
>>29961782
>But not before being a cute teen colt.
Unf.
>>29961782
I much prefer that could shouldst stay colt.
>>29961782
I desperately want canon CMC teen models.
For reasons.
>>29961834
>>29961790
AND LORD TIREK SAIDNOTHING YOU IDIOTS, LORD TIREKS' DEAD. HE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENTHAHA
>>29961711
>not wearing her goggles
>lab coat isn't closed and torn
>drinking in the lab
>>29961862
that flask is chipped af too
>>29961886
there are shards right next to it though so I assume that was a recent accident. in which case letting it react off under the fume hood first and then disposing of it is the better idea
Filly wants to be a teen model someday.
>>29961862
Considering her tossled and scuffed up she looks and the fact the beaker is broken makes me think her coat was only recently torn when the beaker exploded. It's surprising she is only scuffed. Glass is fucking dangerous and she didn't seem to get any shards anywhere in particular, except maybe a little one on her nose.
I liked her glasses but you'd think they'd she'd have her (now broken?) safety goggles in the shot.
>>29961847
PONYTONES DON'T GOTTA CUSS IN THEIR RAPS TO SELL ALBUMS
WELL I DO, SO BUCK THEM, AND BUCK YOU, TOO
>>29961900
I'd rather he be a model teen, to be honest.
>>29961903
AND THERE ARE OTHER PONIES
JUST LIKE ME
WHO SING LIKE ME
AND JUST DON'T GIVE A BUCK LIKE ME
WHO COOK LIKE ME
JUMP BOUNCE AND WALK LIKE ME
WHO JUST MIGHT BE
A CLONED PINKIE
BUT NOT QUITE ME
>>29961852
Pfft
>>29961916
that was pretty good
>>29961742
That's funny considering Eminem is to this day making fun of ICP
>>29961923
Thanks. I used to do this shit a lot. It's fun.
>>29961933
NERD
>>29961862
>>29961894
>>29961902
I stopped expecting reasonable depictions of lab work when they had SciLight's soldering iron light up like an arc welder when she was finishing her pendant thingy in "Friendship Games".
>>29961932
I don't know why they like anything they like all I know is that they're really awkward to hang around
>>29961967
>not when Scilight was wearing a fucking skirt in a lab
>>29961977
my prof entered the lab wearing flip flops and shorts and ate cookies next to my fume hood while I was working with cleaving agents
some people just don't care
>>29961997
that's some next level not caring
>>29961997
What the fuck
>>29962071
>"You know I'll find and kill you."
>"Why do you persist and attempt to avoid the inevitable?"
>>29961997
Your prof is like me.
>Work on acid batteries with zero safety equipment.
>Clear out intakes for gasoline storage tanks without gloves.
>No way to clean hands? Still going to get my snack on.
>>29962085
She wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>29962122I also don't give a fuck about my well-being. I've lost count of the number of times I've burned and cut myself at work, my hands and arms will attest to that. The major fuck ups when you actually get more than superficially hurt are really annoying though. Like when you just can't seem to not get a deep cut to stop bleeding matter how long you press and no matter how tightly you wrap it.
>>29962122
he's also an alcoholic so it most likely won't be the exposure to chemicals that kills him early anyway
>>29962125
I want to be that cookie.
>>29962145
Holy shit he's Rick!
>>29962149
>Vorefags
I guess a pony couldn't exactly lose a finger in an accident, could they? I imagine prosthetic hooves are rather functional, barring the loss of feeling. Who, hell, could probably be fixed with the right spell.
>>29962143Deep cuts can be fixed if you have a nail, a lighter and something to hold the nail.
Heat that bitch up really hot and apply to injury.
>>29962156
Rick isn't a chemist, is he?
>>29962145
Doesn't sound like you like the guy. Then again, if someone gives zero fucks, there's a good chance they don't give much of a shit about work (teaching) as well.
One day
>>29962186
Rick is an everything.
>>29961933
Did you ever get the thing where everyone online thinks you're a pasty white kid because you're into Eminem?
That happened to me a lotstill does regardless
>>29962186
>Doesn't sound like you like the guy
He's okay. I am just realistic about it.
But can fillies be used as mounts?
>play HotS because of the Overwatch cross promotion
>Pick Alarak
>John DeLancie starts talking
>His Q ability is called Discord Strike
Nice
>>29962200
>>29962183Wow, I'm probably going to die of stupidity someday; the thought of cauterizing it hadn't occurred to me. .
>>29962226
>there are """""people""""" who play blizzard games in the same thread as me
I feel dirty
>>29962239
>Start tapping slowly her hoof
>Then increase gradually the speed
>Then use the whole hand
>Then lick it
>And drink all of her orgasmic boops.
>>29962242I kind of want to play WoW again from time to time.
>>29962241Hurt like shit and I have a limp now but it worked.
>>29962249I switched over to FFXIV to stop the WoW urges from making me reup
STOP USING SPOILERS WITHOUT A REASON
>>29962266
I'm goingtodoit now to annoy you.
>>29962256
I don't know about you faggots but I'm waiting on Secret World Legends
>>29962252
Fluttershy please don't handle dangerous equipment, you're just a dumb pony
Hey Fillysauce Michael here.
But what if I like posting in spoilers?
>>29962281
That looks weird.
Is it that Secret World? The MMO that tried to do all sorts of fun things and people threw out because the creep grind was shit?
>>29962291You could at least blacktext about post-workout Dash facesittingwith spats on
>>29962311
can she be a pony in this fantasy
I don't come here nor have I ever been a brony but I have some friends who used to be and we were discussing old MLP cringe. For lulz and cringe I used to sometimes read Equestria After Dark. Now unfortunately it seems to have been shut down but I wanted to know if its archived or if someone could point me to a very specific story.
The story was about 30 chapters and it revolved around Fluttershy ending up in some pony's rape dungeon which is later revealed to be a very elaborate role play with her wanting to be there. Can anyone tell me where to find this monument of degeneracy?
>>29962316
yes
>Macha not voiced by Oliver
>>29962326
Ask the fanfiction thread.
>>29878646
>>29962316Just as long as she's stretching out the tight sweat-wicking spandex fabric out with her ass and thighs, molding it to the shape of her crotch til you can see every fold, crease, and lack of panties
>>29962334Same here. You're a bit late on the news but it's still sad.
I held out hope she'd make some sort of reference when clicked on but with a new VA,
that's out of the picture.At least the Eldar are extremely fun to play this time around.
>>29962306
Yeah, the endgame grind became a drag due to the AEGIS system. Thankfully that's not present in Legends, afaik. They are "casualizing" it by making it more action-oriented though; it'll play like a TPS instead of tab-targeting now.I only just got into it two years ago so I've missed it at its peak, still enjoyable though
>>29962369I missed out on the beta, how fun is the game?
/v/ and /vg/ is on their MOBA-hate train right now so their feedback doesn't seem all that valuable
>>29962396
The combat system was the one thing I didn't like about it, I'm glad they're making it action oriented
>>29962332
This explains the weird skittle smell on my hand gripermajiggers.
Let us have a moment of silence for the macedonian horsefuckers that might have used this general
>>29962534
what happened in macedonia?
>>29961433
Oh no I'm late
>>29962569
If only your mom hadn't been
>>29962569
Come on, it's just a nipple
>>29962540
Ded
>>29962540
>elections
>nationalist party wins and has the largest number of seats
>communist party makes coalition with albanian party to have majority in exchange promising the albanian party to make albanian an official language, change anthem and currency and other things
>nationalist party refuses to give up power
>shit happens
>citizens storm the parliament
>albanian party leader is dragged away after having his face smashed and knocked unconscious
>>29962403I did find it fun. Depending on how much you enjoyed DoW2, though, you might end up disappointed.
Haven't been able to play the campaign/skirmish for obvious reasons.
>>29962608
>>communist party makes coalition with albanian party to have majority in exchange promising the albanian party to make albanian an official language, change anthem and currency and other things
filthy fucking commies
>>29962633I enjoyed both DoW1 and 2, the only thing I disliked about vanilla 2 was that all campaigns were basically identical
I guess I'll check it out and make use of the 2hour refund possibility if I end up not liking it
>>29962644Can't you pirate it to have more time testing it?
>>29962608
>offering a party for foreign interest to sell out your country in exchange for government positions
>>29962654It has Denuvo, so not really. At least not any time soon.
Filly wants Equestria to accept more Saddle Arabian refugees
She's in season you know
>>29962667I just saw the conversation. Be careful to not go over those two hours. The only thing I know about the game is the review one dude that's really into warhammer and 40k did of the beta and he didn't really like it that much.
>>29962715
fuck
>>29962715
MARKER WILL KILL ME
>>29962715
Breeding with loli Gloomy should be everyone's goal in life
>>29962715
w h o a
>>29962715
HAPPENING
>>29962734
there's no breeding getting done in that hole
>>29962747
Yes, and?
I love Rainbow Dash.
>>29962796
Fuck you, Rainbow Dash is a terrible pony and should be killed off
>>29962813
t. lightning dust
>>29962715
I want to loli loli Gloomy.
And maybe filly filly Gloomy.
>>29962715
pls no
>>29962715
You fucking owe me a Sharpie!
>>29961433
This is like bestiality and pedofilia rolled into one...
Fucking degenerates
6 more horses then we nuthred
>>29963029
Make that five.
>ponelets
>>29963029
>>29963058
>>29963051
Rumble is not a little colt
he is a very handsome stallion with a very large horsepenis
>>29962715
FUCK
>>29963029
great, now we are all out of pictures but there's still no new horse
>>29963058
what a cute stallion pone
I'm trying to post but it's not working for some reason
rip
>>29963146
Gotcha here
>>29963176
>>29963176
>>29963176