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Satyr Abomination Thread #205: Cancer Edition

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Previous Thread >>29875236

>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
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>>29909872
But that's not Eden.
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>>29909884
But it's literally telling Glimmer to stahp.
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>>29909872
>Cancer Edition
For what purpose?
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>>29909982
WHY
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>>29909982
Glimmerfags are cancering up /mlp/ with Glimmerposting.
It's just a joke over two sharing names.
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>>29909872
The true colors are finally revealed
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>>29910004
Is that why the last thread was bumped off prematurely?
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>>29910018
Might have contributed, yeah.
They're certainly not acting out to the degree of the shoefag who appears on trash every now and then or anything.
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>>29907847
>Reflections
Its amazing. I've read some garbage churned from Marvel and that fucking comic still makes me more angry thinking about it than any of the garbage from Marvel.
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>>29910065
I can only think of one storyline worse in the history of comics: sinfest turning into an sjw mouthpiece
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>>29910182
There's worse, they just don't get me as angry. America is a great current example. It's so awful, it ends up being amazing.
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>Satyr moves next door to your favorite satyr
>Who are they?
>Do they get along?
>Does it develop into anything?
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>>29910710
Which satyr moves? Gale?

Because Gale doesn't seem to get along with anyone, so it'd be a pretty expected outcome.
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>>29910716
It can be anybody. Just using that pic since it shows he seems to be moving
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>>29910710
>Favorite satyr lives inna woods.

>Asha finally moves out from her moms.
>With his blessing, she sets her up her on little shack on DGA's property, among the existing little mishmash of shacks, fields, and other stuff catering to his family.
>Focuses less on mysticism than her mom, dealing largely in medicinal potions.
>Gets to harvest some useful parts from stuff they hunt.
>Cuts rent slightly by trading some extra potions to the family when someone gets scuffed up.

Ariana would be as friendly with her as she would anyone.
Most would be, really, that's how they were raised. Lenora'd be gruff, but fine.
Mera still has a grudge from the first time she venom milked her, because she was inexperienced and rough.
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>>29910839
Pffft, nice. Also, this looks improved from some of the first pics. Nice.

>>29910841
She is. DGA is a headcanon; like the bun things. If you break the thread down to basic idea of
>Equestrian species has a half Anon baby
Then all the satyrs are neatly placed into nuclear families. People can headcanon otherwise, and they do, but the basic idea still stands. Kimmy/Mera don;t have a harem of half siblings if you don't want them to. I know I don't. Other people do, and it's whatevers.
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>>29911002
Hey, thanks. Practice makes perfect I suppose. I've been messing about with style too, but I'm a lot more used to drawing things closer to the above than pic related, but I won't get better if I don't try, right?

Glad the threads are enjoying this stuff.
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>>29911251
If it helps, I noticed the head shapes have changed recently, and honestly I personally prefer the new style. Your make up could use a little work, no offemse intended. Other than that; glad the thread hasn't scared you off.
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Mal!
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Since we're in the Cancer Edition:

Congratulations! [Insert Satyr Here] has contacted [cancer/pneumonia/Space AIDS/the dreaded DWEEBITUS] and will soon succumb. The only chance to save them is to shrink yourself down to a microscopic size and take the battle to the bugs! Who is your satyr, what is their ailment, and how does it go?
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>>29911731
Hope is has been infected by microbe silicates! I team up with Aeon for the job and the adventure goes OURAGEOUSly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnA8znwBPxI
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>>29910839
If it's not wine, what is it?
One of Selena's piss bottles?
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>>29911999
Hard Liquor
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>>29912130
Oh, well that's drinkable.
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>>29911731
[Gumdrop] has contracted [Nanomachines, son], we successfully fix the erroneous programming and she gets stronk.
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>>29912420
Muscular Gumdrop art when?
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>>29912429
Do you actually need to be muscular? Seems like that's just aesthetic, and the machines do all the actual work.
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>>29912420
>"Y-you can't fight nature, daddy."
>"Just spank them out of me!"
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>>29912442
I don't know, but it looks hot.
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>>29912450
She can now adjust her pain resistance, and is nearly impossible to actually hurt. So there are many paths for him to explore.

>>29912452
How muscular we talking?
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>>29912472
>How muscular we talking?
Like this.
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>>29912568
Lithe, toned and reasonable. I like it.
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>>29912578
Yep. The best kind of muscular female.
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Meet da famiry/famiry reunion

>"Anonymous. Dear."
>'Yeah, Maud?'
>"Pebble has taken quite a liking to your brother."
>'Unknown? Oh god, he didn't give her a beer and a cigarette and tell her to go up to my mom like that did he?'
>"No. They appear to be bonding over talking about martial arts films."
>'Heh, that's nice.'
>"She is preparing to show him her version of Buck Norris' one inch punch."
>Anon snorts as he tends to the grill
>'I'll bet they-..WAIT, WHAT?!'
>He glances over at the pair as his brother kneels down and she prepares to strike
"Lemme have it, kid. Right in the ol' breadbasket."
>'UNKNOWN, PEBBLE, STOP!'
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>>29914454
Is Pebble as strong as Purity Quartz?
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>>29914583
Stronger
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>>29915149
But still less buff.

This annoys the shit out of Purity.
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>>29915538
I figured she would be proud of being the buffer of the two. Her muscles are a sign of empowerment
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>>29915538
>Makes angry threats at Pebble (for some reason)
>Pebble in the most unmoved way she can muster; simply says
>"Do I need to put you in your place?"
>There is tense silence as the family(ies?) watch
>After several moments, Purity tries to pull a "pfft, whatever"
>Several relieved sighs escape the weaker willed members
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>>29915587
No reason to not have both be true.
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Who are the best strategists?
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>>29915596
If those two started to fight, there would probably be shonen manga-tier destruction.
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>>29916867
On the farm. So everything would look basically the same; until people notice Holder's boulder is about 15 feet higher on a strange new plateau.
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>>29917416
And there are suddenly more loose rocks in the quarry. Which nobody minds, since it saves them the effort (and explosives) of blasting them loose themselves.
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>>29916352
Well who would even be educated in as much besides the royal satyrs, really? Dawn is probably the best at such as the most important of the royal satyrs.
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>>29916352
Pogo out of necessity
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>>29917461
>explosives
>implying purity doesnt shatter the rock formations by flexing her abs on them
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>>29917697
How exactly would that work?

But yeah, she could probably just punch them to pieces.
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>>29909872
Slow lately. I will post satyrs.
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>>29918107
Those marey janes make Hope somehow even more than the 10/10 cutie she already is.
Would breed.
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So if you actually had yourself a cute little abomination or fifty, what sorts of names would you actually give them?
Would you stick with them names from the thread where possible, go with the local flavor, give them a more human name, or something else?
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>>29918166
I'd try to go with one of those human names that ponies have. You know; Lyra, Babs, Joe, etc.
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>>29918166
that's a hell of a question. to be honest I've never really self-inserted myself as the father of any satyrs.

And even in real life I realized I should leave naming kids to my missus (or never reproduce at all) when I was twelve and thought "what if I named my kids after bands I like? Like Nightwish?"
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>>29918177
I'd try to use the meme magic of horse namery to their advantage, and name them after concepts, things, spirits, dieties and other such things relating to science, art and intelligence.
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>>29918190
When you put it that way, I guess magical horses do have more leeway with what's an acceptable name or not.

I'd still probably let the pone waifu name them since the first thoughts that spring to mind for "my pick of names" for Celestia's kids would be Sunspear and Shining Blade.

Both of which are Guild Wars 1 organizations.
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>>29918201
I was referring to name, personality and talent to be fairly intertwined in ponies, and possibly minotaurs.
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>>29918223
>She can do this all day.
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>>29918239
We need more stories of papa bear Anon.
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>>29918239
So who fights back?
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>>29918307
We've got enough pictures for now, you don't need to keep dumping them. Contribute to one of the conversations or something.

>>29918302
Everyone. They were raised with the thought in mind that some shitter might try to hurt them.
Even the weakes and mos timidt satyr know SBR.
Shank their ass, break a limb, run away.
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>>29918239
>>29918254
>>29918302
>>29918315
>you are anonymous
>Father to Hope Heartstrings, the first and only human-pony hybrid of Equestria
>You are also immeasurably pissed, having happened upon the sight of your child, curled up into a battered and bruised ball on the ground, sobbing, as a pair of dead assdicks walked away, mocking her over their shoulder.
>First things first, you and your wife, Lyra descend to Hope's side with Princess Sparkle and her assistant to assess her injuries.
>"Cracked ribs, concussion, organ bruising... She'll live but we need to get her to the hospital." Twilight read off, each injury stoking your rage ever higher as time seemed to slow down, watching those whores still sauntering off.
>"Anon, please, don't. Not now." Twilight tried to placate. "I can teleport us to the hospital and I'll have the guards arrest them-"
>Before Twilight could finish, a green blur rushed passed the two of you, making you blink.
>"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKERS!" Lyra screammed as she used her telekinesis to rip out several rocks from the earth and cram them into the asses of your daughter's assailants before jumping on top of one and stomping them repeatedly.
>"Lyra, no-!" And as Twilight said that, a purple and green blur rushed at the otherone, breathing jets of flame with claws brandished and began to perform an impromptu facial reconstruction on the other.
>"anon... please tell me-"
"Get Hope to the hospital, princess. DADDY'S GOT WORK TO DO!"
>You declare as you tear off your jacket and shirt and dive into the merciless beating of Hope's attackers, the three of you intending to teach them a lesson they might not survive long enough to regret.
>Somewhere in the back of your senses, you can feel Hope smile a bit.
>And twilight plead: "For friendship's sakes, Hope, please don't turn out like your parents..." before teleporting off.
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>>29918166
>fifty
THE DOOR HAS BEEN OPENED!
Ace, Hotshot, Alerion, Rocket, Ratchet, Headwind and Goose
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>>29918166
If we are going off the canon that this anon >>29918190 suggests then I'd name them something that would give them a huge edge. Like Naruto, or The One.

If we are going off just comfy SoL names? I'd probably want my wife's son to have a horse name. Not really of human origin. But it would depend on who was my wife and what background they hail from. But I technically did "name" two cute daughterus being Joist and Palette. coming up with their names was a lot of fun. I imagine the process would be doubled had I pone wife to bounce ideas off.
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>>29918302
Pebble, Purity Quartz, Lenora, Salai, Venus, Sapphire, Dagger and Gale.
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>>29918736
>Lenora
Honestly you'd have to be one crazy mother fucker to pick a fight with her based on her looks alone.
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>>29919005
True. Not many kids would dare to pick on her.
One sting and they'd be on their way to the hospital with a swollen arm.
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>>29918736
Who even is this horse?
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>>29919154
Halley Yard from Nips' CYOA a year or two ago.
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>>29919210
rip
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>>29919252
Did it get abandoned?
He's still around, isn't he?
I'm pretty sure I've seen new art of his posted on derpibooru fairly recently.
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>>29918506
Now that gave me a good chuckle.
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>>29919210
>>29919252
You know who I miss? Emery Errant from Curwhibbles.

I wonder what happened to pyrefly?
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>>29919565
I miss her too.
Didn't vag say Pyrefly was considering starting up Curwhibbles again a few months ago?
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>>29919749
Yeah, I remember vag or someone said that a couple of months ago.
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>>29919749
Yeah, but now both of them are MIA. Ripperoni in Pepperoni.
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>>29919834
I want to believe they're just lurking.
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>>29919881
If that's true they're pretty shitty for working us up like that for nothing desu.
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>>29919881
I want to believe that they got together IRL and are now trying to create a portal to Equestria so they can finally marry their waifus and have satyr kids.

Does any of you know anyone IRL who also likes satyrs?
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>>29919927
>Does any of you know anyone IRL who also likes satyrs?
Not that I know of.
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I want a strong satyr girl to pin me to the ground and have her way with me roughly.
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>>29919005
New headcanon, like her sisters, Anon instilled a gentle disposition in her due to her potential to be very lethal.
But sometimes when she would go into town as a smol child, she'd get bullied a bit, since she was just one of those freaky monster girls that lived in the woods to a lot of them, and as a result developed an exaggerated cocky attitude in her teens. It will eventually mellow into confident levelheadedness in adulthood.
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>>29920293
Who are strong satyrs in your headcanon?
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>>29920364
Purity Quartz (obviously), Pebble, Alex, Broil, Herc, Joist, Salai, Cinder, Kyra, Ariana (mostly because of her size, not because she works out), Bella and Halley.

Purity Quartz and Pebble are the ones most freakishly strong for their size.
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>>29909872
How the fuck did anon manage to fug an arimaspi again?
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>>29920671
Because she liked him.
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>>29920671
Rod A into slot B.
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>>29920671
>"I WILL CALL YOU 'GEORGE', DADDY."
>"I WILL LOVE YOU AND PET YOU AND HOLD YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU."
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>>29920671
He befriended her and seduced her. When she lies down of her own free will, it's not too hard to shoot a load in her, even if it's kinda like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Maybe he just fucked her peehole until he was about to cum, then pulled out and shot his load directly into her cervix.
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I totally know when winter is, shut up.
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>>29920782
Nude/topless version when?
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>>29920708
Aren't arimaspis sentient though?
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>>29920782
She's not especially bright, is she?
Also, her mouth, pic related.

>>29920822
It's just shitposting, ignore it.
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>>29920822
They're sapient, yes. Not feral beasts.
Of course, sapience isn't a requirement as far as DGA is concerned, as the existence of Lenora and Firginia proves.
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>>29920849
One of the books suggests manticores are able to talk.
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>>29920409
What makes you figure Broil is strong?
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No, you will LIVE
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>>29921905
Speaking of, on a particularly dark note, which families have experienced stillbirth?
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>>29921929
A part of me partially thinks possibly Luna, Cadance, crystal ponies, or other equines that commonly interact with unusual magics.

Sombra especially seems like he may have had a number of them between his first and second
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>>29921330
Maybe some are. From what I recall the one shown in the first 2 episodes of FIM couldn't though.
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>>29922578
He wasn't really around long enough to exhibit such so who knows.

Personally I think most things in MLP have an abnormal level of sentience and sapience, and in universe 'critters' are creatures who aren't able to communicate conventionally like pones and the other civilized people can, which is why they don't get lumped in as people too.
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>>29921351
She has to be pretty strong to wield a greatsword. I always headcanoned her as being the brawny warrior type of the two.
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>>29922644
>Personally I think most things in MLP have an abnormal level of sentience and sapience,
This is true. It's hard to say really.
Take Angel for example. He can't talk, but he shows strong signs of being sapient.

In the case of the arimaspi, I wouldn't say there is much doubt. The one in the show was shown to break into the griffon village to steal a treasure, and that isn't something a non-sapient beast would ever do, since the treasure has no nutritional value or use other than monetary value or as a status symbol.
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>>29922693
And while crows gather shiny crap for nests, a crow isnt going to actively hunt specific shiny objects a continent away
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>>29922750
I'm actually not sure crows aren't sapient.
I've heard of those fuckers doing surprising shit.
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>>29922813
They're pretty smart as far as animals go, but I'm not sure if they're smart enough to be considered sapient.

It's a possibility I guess.
Dolphins are also pretty smart from what I've heard.
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>>29922813
>>29922865
They're borderline sapient like dolphins, elephants and many non-human primates. This grouping of species share a number of behaviors not generally seen in lesser species.
Doing things for amusement, the capacity for both altruism and sadism compared to simply defense or hunting/ the capacity to seemingly show a concept of grudges or being indebted for certain acts, primitive bartering, mourning, guilt, concern for their sick and so on.

There's even stuff about chimps being taught primitive cooking, and they'll adjust their method without interference to try to improve it, like trying not to burn it.
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>>29922865
I've just got to say, I fucking hate dolphins; dolphins are assholes.

Though if anything, I'd see that as evidence for human-like-intelligence.
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>>29922912
>hating on rapefish

Cruel AND unusual
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Is there a term for a wingless griffon?
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>>29923000
I think it might be that some interpretations of griffons just don't have wings.
I don't know.
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>>29923000
Cripple.
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>>29923632
Dinner
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>>29924266
I saw that on Derpibooru yesterday. Awesome.
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>>29924277
Damn right it is.

So, just how sharklike do you think Buoy's upper half is?
Like, can she smell blood in water and detect electrical fields? Does she have back rows of teeth to instantly replace losses, or the ability to dislocate her upper jaw?
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>>29924320
I like to think that she has at least some shark abilities, so yeah, probably, if not quite as strongly as full sharks.
Do you think she has gills, or just some sort of hybrid-lungs?
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>>29924364
I think she's amphibious and could survive, breath wise, just fine on land or in water indefinitely. However, she looses moisture quickly along her non-human parts, and generally should stay near water.
Just as well, since she still can't walk.
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>>29924371
>she looses moisture quickly along her non-human parts, and generally should stay near water
Naturally.
She'd probably have to keep her fish tail moisturized.

>Just as well, since she still can't walk.
She could probably hop around, but I guess it wouldn't be very practical. A tub on wheels, like >>29924266 would probably be the ideal way to stay on land for her.

Alternatively, maybe she could use some sort of reverse diving suit on her bottom. A water-proof suit with water inside it that she could hop around in.
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>>29924378
She could learn some high level meme magic to "swim" through the air.
Granted, it doesn't handle the moisture issue, but she can explore at least.
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>>29924382
Yeah, she could probably have a spell cast on her as well, but since none of her ancestors have any magic ability, it's unlikely that she'd be able to do magic herself.

She'd probably have to get Twilight (or one of her kids) to do it or something, and it would wear off eventually, so it wouldn't be a full-time solution.
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>>29924389
Or an enchantment or something.

But at the end of the day, Grampa is always willing to take her to the lake.
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>>29924320
I figure she does have gill filtration but also significantly different teeth. She could nom ya if you weren't careful.
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>>29924482
>She could nom ya if you weren't careful.
Thankfully, she was raised right. She won't hurt anyone.
The ducks at the lake aren't so lucky.
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>>29924501
The deserve it. She gets paid for doing a public service.
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>>29924501
Not to mention the huge and growing population of tuna satyrs.
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What do you think Cristal and Sterling's friendship dynamic is like?
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>>29924585
Friends without benefits. I sort of think Sterling is perpetually unsure of if Cristal actually has a thing for him or if her tendency to wear more liberal outfits and do things like pic related is just 'how she is' and it's not being done specifically for his enjoyment.
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>>29924633
Makes sense. She's just a natural tease and does it without even thinking about it.
Do you think they ever talk about their relationships or crushes with each other?
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>>29924639
I sort of doubt Sterling would be willing to reveal his power level, but I could see Cristal appreciating his willingness to let her vent out her frustrations when something goes to crap. It's not like Diamond Tiara's going to do it, after all.
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>>29924642
>Sterling would be willing to reveal his power level
You mean that he has a thing for Ariana?
Or something else?
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>>29924649
I'm pretty sure he just meant that he's not going to risk his friendship by awkwardly admitting he likes Cristal.
I don't see how you grasped at that ship from that.
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>>29924649
That is an... interesting ship, though I'm not really sure how something like that would really assemble itself.

Personally I could see Cristal eventually developing a matchmaker streak regarding Sterling and trying to hook him up with people she knows for some delicious marinara.

>>29924659
>I'm pretty sure he just meant that he's not going to risk his friendship by awkwardly admitting he likes Cristal.
Basically this.
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>>29924659
>I'm pretty sure he just meant that he's not going to risk his friendship by awkwardly admitting he likes Cristal.
Could be, but I don't see what that would have to do with power level.
Also, I wasn't implying that he has a crush on Cristal in the first place.
Not to say that he wouldn't be attracted to her or anything, what with her being a girl and all, but he'd probably be hesitant to try anything because he wouldn't want to risk their frienship.
And she'd be a valuable ally in figuring out if he has a chance with other girls as well.
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>>29924672
>Personally I could see Cristal eventually developing a matchmaker streak regarding Sterling and trying to hook him up with people she knows for some delicious marinara.
That's an interesting possibility.
Who would she try to hook him up with?
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>>29924678
Well, all her friends are probably very outgoing sorts. So maybe Starburst?
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>>29924695
Huh. Would her and Sterling have any common interests?
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>>29924704
Hmm, Starburst strikes me as the sort of bubbly, but perhaps not braindead sort who could talk forever about nothing.

And Sterling strikes as the sort who'd be very content with listening to it because he enjoys the company. I doubt he'd contribute much to the conversation, but I do think he'd actually pay attention to it. She'd probably like that he was a good listener.

Then you go from there, I suppose.
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>>29924672
>for some delicious marinara
What is that?

>>29924266
Really nice work. It's nice to see Buyo getting some love
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>>29925469
>What is that?
It's a pasta sauce.
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Did a new EP come out today?
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>>29927717
Yep. Flurry Heart episode. 7/10.
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>>29927742
>>29927717
Yes....It's scare
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>>29927742
Do you think it will also be babycon/10?
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>>29928494
Presumably Cotton Candy is born at a later time when Flurry Heart is at least a teenager.
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>>29928508
Hmm, I don't headcanon it that way.
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>>29928524
A baby wouldn't be able to get pregnant anyway.
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>>29928524
You're a retard then.
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>>29928535
She's Cadance's daughter. Her puberty might be very precocious.
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>>29928494
Goooood
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>>29928494
This should be in /sad/
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Of all things to inspire today's episode more or less begs to question of Anon and Cadence's satyr to meet baby Flurry Heart. A satyr with a pony sibling story potential.
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>>29929981

Well if depends on how Venus came to be.

If it's typical deadbeat mom Cadance then Venus would probably resent Flurry for having their mother around when she didn't.

If it's 'Cadance and Shining are swingers who both have secret satyr kids' as suggested a few threads ago, then Venus would probably be younger than Flurry. Venus would probably understand why her mother can only visit so often because of the political scandal if it got out that the Crystal Princess has an illegitimate child, but she's still a kid who wishes her mother could be there on a regular basis. Depending on whether or not Cadance and Shining allowed Flurry to meet Venus and Dagger in secret...

I can see Venus looking up to Flurry as a big sister.
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>>29929981
I always thought Flurry would be older than the Cadance & Shining satyrs.
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>>29930041
Hrm, I personally see Venus as coming about before that. Being that the satyr was made long before flurry's conception. Also due to reading a bunch of these stories by a guy who is in love with cadence. He's convinced me that Anon[his self insert] and Cadence has an affair and he's kept his satyr baby a secret all this time.
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>>29930632

Well the whole 'deadbeat mom' Cadance thing comes from a story in the RGRE threads. In it, Anon and Cadance dated when they were teenagers before she hooked up with Shining. Anon knocked Cadance, but Cadance didn't want the kid (who was also name Venus but was an alicorn with canine teeth instead of a satyr) so she broke up with him and dumped Venus on him once she was born.

I don't really browse these threads that often, so RGRE Venus's backstory is what I default to when talking about Satyr Venus.

So in my mind it's less that Anon and Cadance had an affair but instead it's just Cadance was immature and shitty as a teenager. Hence you can have Venus without having infidelity on her mother's part.
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>>29931272
>filename
No.
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>>29931272
She could pull a convining he man. Cute pic
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>>29928494
>Daddy
WHY!!!!
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>>29931459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EgVkHjn0yE
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>>29931480
Whhhh-
>Suddenly you feel sadness
>You thinking about life and end
>He was to good for this world... so god took him back
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>>29931272
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>>29932703
She's gonna rock you... like a hurricane.
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>>29930893
>Anon and Cadance dated when they were teenagers before she hooked up with Shining
I like this idea, but I can't see Cadence being a deadbeat mom.
I want to imagine that they mutually broke up and Cadence left the child with him because she had no other choice, what with her being a young teen and a princess and all. If news were to get out that an alien human knocked up a young princess, then it would be bad, really bad. So Cadence being Venus' mother is a secret that only a few knows about.

Does anyone know more about Cadence, like where she used to live when she was young? I'm thinking maybe she and Anon were together back then, and having to leave him and her baby is the main reason why Cadence moved to Canterlot.
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>>29933199
Her origin from a chapter book (which was sited as "Cadance's origin was explained in a chapter book"-not an exact quote- when the show staff was asked about her origin.) was that she was a foundling pegasus raised by earth ponies in a remote town.
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>>29933217
And she became an alicorn when she stopped an evil witch or something, right?
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>>29933306
Yeah.
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>>29933382
Meanwhile Mera is happy since she gets to bask in the feeling of Kimmy's helplessness.

(Because that's how Mera feels all the time: Helpless.)
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>>29933403
It must suck to be stuck just dangling out of someone's butt all the time.
I wonder if they can switch who controls the body?
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>>29933464
That'd be nice
why would anything nice ever happen
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>>29933978
Then again, maybe they actually do all the time and it's just that nobody can really tell.
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>>29933199
>>29933358
>>29933306
>>29933217

So it'd go something like this?

>Teen Anon ends up in Equestria in the remote town where Cadance was raised
>The ponies don't really know what to make of him, and him of them, but they recognize that he's a good person who needs a place to stay
>Cadance's adoptive family decides to take him in
>Teen Cadance (who has yet to become an alicorn) and Anon become fast friends, which quickly develops further into young love
>Anon helps Cadance on the adventure that causes her to become an alicorn
>Victory Sex ensues, with no protection because they figure humans and ponies can't have kids
>They get surprised by the pregnancy, but roll with it and make plans to get married once they graduate high school
>Celestia arrives to investigate the rumors of the new alicorn, and is surprised by Anon, Cadance, as well as the imminent birth
>Celestia was originally going to let them live in peace, but that changes once she figures out that Cadance is the last living descendant of the true rulers of the Crystal Empire, whom Sombra killed to seize power
>Celestia needs to prepare Cadance to fight Sombra when he returns, because he'll come to attack her first once he realizes there's a threat to his rule
>She asks Cadance to move to Canterlot once Venus is born so she can learns everything she needs to claim her birthright
>Cadance and Anon have a difficult talk about where their relationship goes from here
>They decide on a mutual break up and to keep Venus secret from most of Equestria to protect her from the political scandal of a new Princess with an illegitimate child, as well as being potentially targeted by Sombra
>Cadance six months after Venus is born to properly nurse her, then leaves for Canterlot with Celestia
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>>29933382
Very cute, though there's something off about her face I can't put my finger on. Not off in a bad way, mind you, just odd.

>>29933464
Well, the one from the show could.
A few weeks back, there was a discussion that they could sleep in shifts and give the other 100% control when her sister was asleep.
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>>29934248
>A few weeks back, there was a discussion that they could sleep in shifts and give the other 100% control when her sister was asleep.
I don't remember that, but yeah, I could see that working.
Would look pretty funny with Kimmy's head asleep though.
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>>29934257
Well, when snek got KO'd in show, didn't that tail still keep elevated and not drag? So at least Kimmy's head wouldn't flop around.

But it would still sleeping, which would be an unusual thing to deal with.
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>>29934273
Would be funny and cute.
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>>29934165
That sounds good.
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Are you a cool dad in your daughteru/son's eyes, /satyr/?
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>>29934248
Is it the addition of sharp teeth and/or the goat eyes?
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If Mera bites Kimmy, would she suffer the full effects of the poison, or would her body be immune to it?
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>>29934731
>>29934646
HER EYES, i forgot her sclera is black.
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>>29934731
If Mera has any poison in her, then it would sound pretty stupid if Kimmy didn't have at least some immunity to it since they share body.
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>>29934793
Yeah, I guess.
Must be awkward when your tail refuses to talk to you anymore because of an argument.
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>>29934820
How do you punish them if one did something bad but the other didn't? If Mera knocks down a vase, then you can't ground them because Kimmy shouldn't have to suffer for it as well.
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>>29934904
That's a tricky one.
Deny the perpetrator snacks maybe?
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>>29934820
>Kimmy and Mera have and argument and refuse to talk to each other
>instead they follow Ariana around and constantly tell her to tell the other whatever they want to tell each other
>Ariana doesn't even need to say anything, since they can always hear what the other is saying anyway
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>>29934904
I'd say that the punishment would involve food somehow, even if it's all going into the same digestive tract they still have different taste buds & stuff.
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>>29934793
>>29934731

Fuck it, I'm going to be THAT guy and point out that it'd be venom and not poison.
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>>29934945
You're probably right, but most people use those words interchangeably.
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>>29934929
>it's all going into the same digestive tract
In that case, the punishment could simply be not allowing the one being punished to eat.
They wouldn't starve anyway, as long as one of them eats, just be denied the taste of good food.
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>>29934957
I know, but it still bothers me because there is an actual difference between the two, and it's just as easy to be right as it is to be wrong. Or perhaps I'm just particularly autistic about the subject or something.
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>>29934646
Maybe, but I do like them

>>29934731
Probably like real snakes, and be immune. Unless her venom is one of the sorts that sort of liquefies flesh. Those sorts of snakes often face sorts of infection and large cyst like swells for a while after being bit by their own kind.

>>29934904
Well, besides to food punishment, there's always the possibility that they have different hobbies that the other finds annoying or boring, and they have to schedule their time around it normally. They can be allowed to just do that as they wish for a bit.
Or just otherwise force one to cede full control to the other for a while.

>>29934631
Depends what you mean by cool.
But I'd like to think so.
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>>29934994
Everybody's a bit autistic at times
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What would be the perfect family life to you?
Big house in a small village with 3-5 kids? Or a nice apartment in the big city? Stuff like that.
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>>29935678
>Big house in a small village with 3-5 kids
Sounds pretty good to me.
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>>29935678
A decent sized house in the countryside away from the noise and crowds, where I can sit in my large garden with a glass of wine and a cigar listening to the birds singing in the trees as my son and daughter play together and my wife looks after our newborn. Somewhere where I can let the kids play outside all without fear as I pound my wife into the mattress twelve times a day.

Mountains and forests to explore are a plus, and a lake nearby would be nice.
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>>29935793
Sounds idyllic.
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>>29935793
Something like that.
Isolated, on the border between forests and fields. Maybe a tiny town of buildings unto itself of extended family.
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>>29935801
And I could have had it all if it wasn't for the damn Russians blowing up the family Château during the second world war.
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>>29935678
The first sounds nice. Either that or a Valley like thing; big cities about a 30 minute drive away, lots of options for fun and food. Etc.
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>>29935678
I should answer my own question.
I'd probably go for a big apartment in the city or a house on the outskirts, and a loghouse that I built with my own two hands and some help from my wife and kids out on the country where we can go on vacations. The loghouse must have a view towards a lake where we can go swimming if we want to.
2-3 satyr kids are enough.
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>>29935724
>>29935793
>>29935801
>>29935834
Are you me? Where have you guys been?
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Do you think Laika desires gems just like the Diamond Dogs do?
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>>29936447
Personally, I think it's more of a cultural thing than a genetic thing.
She might like the way they look, just like human females do, but I don't think she'd be overly obsessed with them.

That said, she probably has a better sense of smell than humans or non-canine satyrs, so she might have a better ability to sniff them out.
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>>29936464
>she probably has a better sense of smell than humans or non-canine satyrs,
But not as good as a pure diamond dog. Still good enough to sniff out gems that are nearby.
>Laika got a lot of angry looks that day when Garret invited her to the Grand Galloping Gala and she casually blurted out if anyone there was wearing fake gems
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>>29936447
Yeah. Diamonds are a girl's best friend after all. AND dogs are a man's. It all connects.
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>>29937108
I'M GONNA TOUCH, CONSEQUENCES BE DAMNED
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>>29937147
No.
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>>29937147
You must now pay the price with your delicious blood..
The price is all.
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>>29937566
>Yuzu will never accidentally (or so she tells her dad) send you into hypovolemic shock for touching her ears
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>>29938206
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>>29938206
You got a template for this?
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Someone posted new art in the /sad/ thread but since it's not porn related I'm posting them here
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>>29939940
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>>29939947
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>>29939960
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>>29939965
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>>29939871
Is that guy who satyr-ize's images still around
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>>29939973
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>>29939976
Wasnt that /d/?
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>>29939973
Cool.
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>>29939983
I like
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>>29939965
t h i c c
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>>29939988
Why wouldn't Anon want a giant horse dick?
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>>29940972
It's not that he doesn't want one, he just wants his statues to be anatomically accurate.
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>>29941148
Making sure they detail his MAGNUM DONG
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>>29939983
Is that a new version of the same pic?
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>>29941982
Cuties!
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>>29942218
A shame it never got coloured.
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>>29943173
Indeed. But it's never too late.
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>>29941507
More likely it's just an older drawing of
>>29939973
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>>29943358
Older or newer, it isn't on Vag's tumblr as far as I can tell.
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>>29943375
What's his Tumblr?
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>>29943395
http://woodwoes.tumblr.com/
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>>29943173
I started an attempt at coloring it, but it looks like it won't be finished tonight. I'm also not really sure what color to use for Dawn's clothes/armor/whatever.
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>>29943962
White base, gold secondary, purple accents.
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>>29943990
Should I use gold for all the sun symbols, or will that be too much gold?
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>>29943998
Of course the sun symbols should be gold. You could use bronze to separate the gold of suns and the gold of other things if for whatever reason, white or purple won't work there.

Don't worry too much about specifics for now, give it a base coat, then ask the thread for more feedback before giving it more detail, since it's a complex design.
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>>29944059
>since it's a complex design.
Yeah, it is. I can barely tell what's what in it aside from the sun symbols.
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>>29944746
Why is she naked
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>>29944775
Because she's underwater, I assume.
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Family picnic day! What season, food, and blanket or table?
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>>29945620
Beach on a summer night. Grilled stuff, meats for dad and daughters, vegetable shishkebabs for the moms. Rented a cabin maybe, so proper tables.
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>>29945620
Cold Mid day in the Fall at a nice quiet park, outside bbq, ribs, fajitas, chicken, rice, beans, salsa, and soda and water, table with a nice big plastic covering for easy to clean stains.
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Is there anywhere I could learn how to draw?
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>>29946303
>>>/ic/
>>/mlp drawthread/

If it's satyr related, post it here or on the trash thread and I can give you some advice when I'm here.
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>>29946303
Just lots of practice and reading tutorials online about it
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>>29946306
>Asking for advice on undeveloped skills on 4chan

Yeah that wont be an exercise in futility
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>>29946316
>trying to dissuade potential content creators

But why?
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>>29946303
You could look up guides online.
I'd recommend doing lots of medium effort quick drawings to increase overall experience and comfort in drawing, rather than a few maximum effort drawings that you stress over and will not start being decent until much later.

Don't be afraid to pump out some crap on your path to gitting gud, you don't have to show it to anyone, after all.
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>>29946309
Got any recommended ones? I figure the human half will be the more popular one.
>>29946316
Might as well try somewhere. A former dickgirl artist is currently drawing for Green Arrow.
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>>29946320

No, just saying that posting and asking for advice on how to improve on 4chan is pointless. If genuine artists are around and they want to give good feedback then thats great but from what I have seen in the past most replies are.

>"Its shit."
>"Meh."
>"Why do you always draw shit characters?"
Etc.

It would be better to practice and use reference guides instead but if artists actually want to give valid feedback then all for it.
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>>29946338
>If genuine artists are around
So I suppose myself and the other drawfags in this thread don't count? Not all criticism need be useful criticism, only some.
If that Anon has paperthin skin and reacts negatively to basic critique then this isn't his place, but being a doomseer isn't good for the thread's prospects.

>>29946332
>former dickgirl artist drawing for Green Arrow

ayylmao

https://derpibooru.org/art/art-resources from Derpibooru would probably be a good place to start out from. It'll have a mix of things for what you need. My absolute most critical suggestion of course is to *USE REFERENCES*. If you are unsure of how to draw something, try and find a picture of that something, or in that pose, etc. Tracing is bad, but using visual guides to help direct you to the end goal is very useful in getting a good sense of physical structure of what you're making. Good luck.
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>>29946366
>So I suppose myself and the other drawfags in this thread don't count?
You are misunderstanding what I was saying. I was not knocking you or the other artists. Our thread artists would be the best people to give him advice. And I hope you all do, but it doesnt sound like he ready to post and was just asking where he could learn how to draw.

>Not all criticism need be useful criticism, only some.
I disagree with this. At that point its just adding in your own opinion that adds nothing to the question asked.

>If that Anon has paperthin skin and reacts negatively to basic critique then this isn't his place, but being a doomseer isn't good for the thread's prospects.

If an artists gets hurt when somebody tells him his proportions are off and tries to make excuses or takes it personally then yes i agree. But just getting nothing but insulting comments does more harm to the thread. I often feel people use the "not ur hugbox this iz FurCHIN!" excuse to be an ass at all times and say its justified. But thats just me, not my intent to cause shit or anything. I do want to see more artists around. Would be nice.
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>>29946399
>At that point its just adding in your own opinion that adds nothing to the question asked.

I meant this more as as long as some good criticism is received, all of the crap can be safely ignored by the artist in their quest to git gud. It can be useful in gauging the overall response to what's being drawn though.

Sorry I assumed the worst from you. I agree with you that artists getting flamed due to autistic bs can really fuck over a thread. I've seen it happen on other boards, especially /vg/ for some reason.
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>>29946426
S'ok. Its understandable. As long as we understand each other.
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Can I get some help figuring out how the Zephyr Breeze satyrs would interact with the Fluttershy satyrs?

All I have so far is Gale & Flora ending up with a weird respect for each other & Drizzle not knowing how to deal with the sudden affection from the Flutter side of the family.
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>>29946941
Hmm, all speculation, but;

Gale would mock Ivy in a condescending and sarcastic manner for a) being a good older sister, b) being a rose tinted glasses wearing momma wannabe, and c) putting more effort in "keeping her kind image up" in front of her siblings than actually taking care of them

He would poke at Timber's soft spots and try to rile him up for some easy entertainment

Would probably feed on Thorn's edginess and encourage her to be whiney/nihilistic/"deep"

Would very easily bring Fauna down with his realistic/nihilistic outlook on things

Drizzle would probably like having an "older sister' type figure, but as you said, be unsure how to deal with the affection

Look up to Timber as a surrogate big brother since he would treat her better than her own

Try and probably fail to nerd out with Thorn over anime or cartoons or something

Have fun playing with Fauna, since it would help her embrace her inner kid again, like a lot of people wish they could

Be super awkward and unsure of how to talk with Flora, probably eventually excusing herself and giving up on trying to get that door open ever again.
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>>29946941
Gale would find their excessive niceness (except for Thorn, with whom he shares a sort of unspoken mutual respect) a bit grating at first, but it would grow on him.
Drizzle would enjoy the attention from her cousins wanting to braid her hair, give her makeovers and other girly stuff. She also thinks Timber is kinda cute, but is pretty sure he's already got something going on with the serious-looking pink-haired girl.
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>>29946979
>Try and probably fail to nerd out with Thorn over anime or cartoons or something
I don't recall Thorn being portrayed as geeky. Has that been a thing?
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>>29947176
>Thinking your cousin is cute
This is either going into redneck or Japanese territory.
>Reminder you can marry your cousins in Japan

>>29947179
Very early on in her lifetime; people tried to watamote her... like every nerdy character. Emma, Mal, Dagger, and I am sure I am missing at least one girl.
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>>29947224
And parts of the USA, too
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>>29947224
>you can marry your cousins in Japan
Can't you most places?
I think only a few US states prohibit it, and possibly some countries I don't know of.
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>>29947224
Drizzle is pretty much literally Tomoko, right down to the dark lines under the eyes.
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>>29947314
This thread is really unoriginal with its characters
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>>29947752
Ah it's just a bunch of weebs with their relatable weeb characters. Figure something new, commission an artist to draw a satyr differently. Differently from this thread's preception.
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>>29947777
Is he a skinhead?
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>>29947803
Somewhat. Being risen by a crazy pony like Tracy Cage will do that to a kid, my thought.
Or at least that's how the original artist drew him, to which tried to imitate.
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>>29947777
He's a tall guy (for you).

Definitely looks better than my first satyr. Remember to watch your ratios: total arm length = total leg length. You should draw a Hope next perhaps?
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What is Mera's opinion on getting a boop to the snoot? I can imagine it must be annoying having no arms to defend yourself with.
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>>29948417
Don't snakes have really good reflexes?
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>>29947314
I'll be honest, when I started designing her I tried to make her look as loserish as possible, stepped back & thought "That looks kind of like Tomoko Kuroki." then thought "I guess I should've expected that."

That & I like putting bags under the eyes of characters.
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Do you imagine any satyrs being good enough at something to enter the Equestria Games when they're grown up?

What if there's a Junior Equestria Games where kids can compete?
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>>29948486
Radiance & Dawn could perhaps be in the fencing events, even though I expect they'd be trained in practical fencing rather than sport fencing which is of virtually no use outside of competition.
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>>29948417
She gets flustered, but secretly likes that she's being treated as cute.
Her flusteredness just makes her dad boop her more.
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>>29948486
>Meanwhile at the Junior Equestria Games HQ, a letter from an enthused potential competitor is opened...
>"I think you need to add Daughterly Seduction to your list of games."
>-And promptly filed away with the rest
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>>29948526
Would ponies be able to fence, lacking hands?
But yeah, I can imagine it being popular for satyrs.
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>>29947224
Man, I'm kind of glad I decided to get a little involved for Thorn. Not to talk trash, but I just didn't want another watamote.
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>>29948564
It's probably a unicorn passtime.
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>>29948417
She'll let you know if she doesn't like it.
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>>29948583
Oh yeah, unicorns could do it.
And probably some other Equestrian species, like griffons and minotaurs.
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>>29948417
A baby picture of Kimmy and Mera would be cute.
That was a subtle way of begging for somebody to draw one.
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>>29948603
Only one I can think of
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>>29948486
I imagine Icarus being good at ice archery.
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>>29948526
I don't think Radiance would like fencing that much. He enjoys simply watching the game while sitting by his mother's side.
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>>29948634
Did that pony teach him how to use a bow after they became friends?
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>>29948702
More like she is a mentor to him and can see his untapped potential. She wants him to apply himself and go for the gold, but Icarus is not very motivated. She is something of a friend to him being only a few years older than him. At least in my head canon
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Any one shot ideas or comfy SoL stuff? I want to write but dont know of what
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>>29948806
satyr cheats at board games
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>>29948806
Anonymous takes Dawn and Radiance fishing and he learns neither of the three of them can fish for shit.
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>>29948729
>Icarus is not very motivated.
Sounds like he needs to get motivated.
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>>29948806
Anon takes Home Run to the fair.
She consistently beats the rigged pitching games and cleans house.
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>>29948806
When a young Pogo and Garret met for the first time and how they became friends.
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>>29948632
Cute, but also deeply unsettling.
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>>29948926
Nah, just unsettling
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>>29948806
I wonder what would happen if you gave Kimmy catnip?
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>>29948806
How about something with Anon and/or his pony wife facing the challenges that comes with raising a baby? There is surprisingly little of baby satyrs.
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>>29948972
>>29948950
THIS is unsettling.
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>>29948806
Gale and Drizzle visit the Flutter-family.
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>>29948978
Most of the time babies are only cute in the parents' eyes. I mean come on, have you seen babies IRL?
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>>29948988
That's just an excuse to hide behind a poor drawing.
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>>29949004
If you haven't seen babies in real life, then just say so.

I know that picture isn't pure perfection, but I think it really captures the feel that Hope is a baby in it. Not one of those anime-tier babies who always looks adorable no matter what they do, but a real baby.
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>>29949065
Not to shit on the artist, but it's still not good.
Like, I know babies aren't really cute at all, but he face looks like an elderly, overweight midget with those big lips and fat cheeks.
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>>29949065
You're just making assumptions and justifications now. Of course I've seen a baby in real life, who the hell hasn't? And now you're trying to pass it as some sort of attempt at realism but the reality is the proportions are skewed as fuck and it's just an ugly looking drawing of baby. Like those Medieval paintings of babies.
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Like clockwork
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>>29949091
>>29949095
I am well aware of that. Why do you think I said that it isn't pure perfection? A lot of things could have been drawn better in it, yeah, but I still like the feel in it.
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Got most of it colored now. Any suggestions for a color to use for the sword sheath?
Any other colors that look off and should be changed?
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>>29949141
Also, not quite sure what's going on with Selena's collar/neck area. Unsure if that's supposed to be robe or hair or both.
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>>29949141
Silver maybe? Or black for tacticool points. Looks pretty legit tho
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>>29949152
It almost looks like it's supposed to be a collar of some sort or something that's neither a part of the robe or her hair. No idea.
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>>29949098
I'm assuming you want a reply so you can respond with a pun that has to do with clocks or time along with a pic of that Clockwork satyr?
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>>29949141
Leave the main scabbard white, turn the silver bands bronze.

If you wanted more color so it stands out more against the armor, you could do a "sunrise, sunset" deal, with the upper part having morning colors, and the lower having evening colors, with them meeting in the blue of the middle segment.
Also, you forgot to make the central beam of the middle sunray on the scabbard gold past Dawn's wrist.
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>>29949194
Nope. But I do miss this cutie
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Made the sword sheath silver and some other minor fixes.

>>29949208
>turn the silver bands bronze.
Like the hilt and the tip?
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>>29949229
Yeah, yellow areas that aren't sun could be contrasted with bronze just like that. Gives it a bit more detail that makes it look less like it's just a bunch of gold too.
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>>29949229
Could you darken Selena's hooves just a tiny bit to see how that looks like? It looks like her hooves and her tail are the same colour right now.
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>>29949246
Like this?
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>>29949276
Cute. Are horses hooves naturally darker than their coats?
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>>29949272
Made them a bit darker.
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>>29949276
Ye boi.

Two issues still, the middle scabbard sun ray is still uncolored, and the joints on her elbow and fingers should either be made the the tan of the gambeson, or made to look like chainmail.

>>29949301
It varies from horse to horse. They can range from white to black, and can be mismatched, so some of a horses hooves can be one color, and others another.
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>>29949313
Yes, I think it does look better now with her hooves being slightly darker than her tail.
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>>29949313
I'm wondering if the background should be changed to a different color so that Dawn's light colors would pop out more.
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>>29949355
Maybe a dungeon type background?
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>>29949346
>the joints on her elbow and fingers should either be made the the tan of the gambeson
I figured the elbow joints were supposed to be some sort of protectors, but maybe not. I could just make them the same color as the rest of the arm.
Not sure about the finger joints.
I could make them slightly darker, but is there any particular reason they could be a different color than the rest of the gauntlets?
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>>29949391
Plate armors were exceptionally bulky, so there was really no way to have plating over the inner joints and still have any usable mobility.
Maybe plating on the sides of the elbows the extend outward to protect, but not the inside.
These were usually protected by the gambeson, a thick wool or linen body suit that the plates strapped to, or chainmail worn over the gambeson.

So they could be a different color if she's wearing chainmail that stops at the wrist instead of going onward into the gauntlets. Otherwise, it'd probably all be the same color.
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>>29949425
I'll just go with the same color then. I don't see how any color would make it look like chainmail without adding more detail to it.
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>>29949577
Now that is cool! You did a really good job with this one. I really like Dawn's wings.

Think you can colour other pics later another day?
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>>29949593
>You did a really good job with this one.
Thanks.
I've never actually colored anything like this before.

>Think you can colour other pics later another day?
Probably.
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>>29949577
Hmm... What if you were to give the armour on Dawn's left elbow the same gray color she has on the shoulder pads? Or would that just look weird?
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>>29949730
That's how I had it originally, but according to >>29949425 it isn't supposed to be a protector.
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>>29949786
Should've been the same tan color as her skirt and collar.
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>>29949786
Really? It kinda looks like a protector to me. At least the outer part.
>>29949425
>Maybe plating on the sides of the elbows the extend outward to protect, but not the inside
Like this? Although I have no idea how that would work on this pic since the one who drew it probably did not think of that.
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>>29949830
>It kinda looks like a protector to me
That's what I thought, but I dunno.
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>>29949817
Yeah, I can do that.
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>>29950001
Now place rainbows everywhere!
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>>29950112
Interesting idea.
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>>29949830
>>29949953
>>29950001
Yeah, That's perfect.
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>>29950112
Not exactly rainbows everywhere, but one rainbow at least.
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>>29950332
Where's the pot of gold m8
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>>29950335
It's a lie.
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>>29950335
Up yer ass, now go shove off ya soddin' drunk!
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>>29950332
All that is missing is a moon for Selena.
Rainbow for Dawn, Moon for Selena, right?
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>>29950332

"In the name of the people of Equestria, you're under arrest, Selena."
>"Go away, Dagger, nobody likes you. You're not even a princess."
"Y-Yeah, well necromancy is illegal. The senate will decide your fate."
>"I am the senate!"
"Not yet."
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>>29950361
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>>29950584
Kek. Nice work my friend
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>>29950478
>Go away, Dagger
You have forgotten which satyr is which, haven't you? Guess this just shows that we have too many satyrs who barely has any art or stories.
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>>29950478
>"Dad! Dagger's being bossy again!"
>"Uncle 'Non, Selena's desecrating the dead again."
>"They're dead, they don't care!"
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>>29950687
That's the spirit.
I wonder if Selena surrounds herself with cool skeleton guards and servants.
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>>29950656
What? I was talking about Shining Armor's extramarital kid, Dagger. Did you think I meant Dawn?
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>>29950747
Well, you did reply to someone who posted a pic of Dawn and Selena.
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>>29950790
I'm almost certain they meant Dagger confronted the two girls in the pic.
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>In a dark, mold filled carriage two shrouded figures sit quietly abreast one another. The only sounds are the metallic reins and trotting of hooves as the two horses pull them to town.
>Thunder rumbles in the distance as rain begins to pelt the cart, getting heavier and harder as the seconds roll by. Droplets run down the decrepit wood and onto the two travelers, one breaks their silent demeanor and cries “Oh cmon, I just bought this cloak!” The XX haired satyr whines before looking to her companion and smiling.
>The cloaked satyr makes no reply and continues to look to the floor as the other satyr frowns “You know, we're going to a place where we have no friends.”
>”....”
>”Maybe starting off with one wont be so bad.”
>”....”
>”My name's Hope. Whats yours?”
>”...Darcy.”
>”Oh, you're a girl.” She nervously laughs as Darcy looks to her with an expressionless glare that could be confusion or just as likely anger “N.not like that, I mean we can now split a room haha, you know, save money?”
>Darcy looks away and ponders a moment “Hmm..maybe.”
>The carriage slowly comes to a stop as a voice calls out “All right you two, end of the road.”
>Darcy exits first and walks to the front of the cart as Hope hops off shortly after. With a wet thud she splashes mud and water around her hooves as she winces in a short pain.
>She hurriedly tries to clean her armored hooves while the stallions at the front give her the stink eye, “Sorry, sorry.” She hurries before going to the front. Reaching into her cloak she brings out some bits to pay her fare.
>As the stallions prepare for their journey she looks around and notices Darcy walking to the town and races to catch up with her.
>”Hey! Hey!” She calls out as Darcy stops to look back, having reached her Hope catches her breath as Darcy quietly looks to her.
>”Are you ok?”
>”I'm fine, just not good with sudden runs.”
>”Ok.” With that she begins to walk away as Hope scoffs
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>>29951854

>”Oh cmon, what about us splitting an inn?”
>”Huh?” She asks looking back “Oh..I forgot, ok.”
>The two walk side by side through the dreary town and look for anything that can house them for the night. What little markings there were have long since been faded, and chipped away. Houses and stores indistinguishable from one another.
>Hope looks to the ponies of this somber town for any kind of sign or indicator of what they're looking for but draws nothing.
>As she looks to her side she sees Darcy speaking to some ragged stallions as they point her in a direction. Hope goes walking over fixing her damp coat, “Whats up?”
>”The inn is over there.” She points to an older two floor building.
>”Oh thank Celestia, I'm soaked.”

>The wooden double doors open as the two satyrs come walking in. The mud and rain stain the floor with each step they take as they go towards the front counter.
>An old mare wearing a poorly stitched scarf scribbles things into a notebook as she sees the two standing before her, “200 bits.” She states in a rough, gargled voice.
>Hope's so far cheery demeanor is soured a bit as she looks bewildered at the crotchety mare “200 bits?! Don't you have anything a little cheaper?”
>”That's all we have, take it or leave it.”
>Hope says nothing but reluctantly opens her coin sack as Darcy does the same. With the single room key, the two make their way to the number indicated on the lanyard. They pass a variety of rooms each as rundown as the last until they reach their designated room.
>The darkness of the room is cut away from the light of the outside corridor as they enter. The inside was just as bleak as the out as they look around the dimly lit and furnished area.
>(“A single bed.”) Thought Hope, (“Maybe we could take turns sleeping on it and...”)
>”We can share the bed if you want.” Asked Darcy, cutting her thoughts short “We're splitting the cost, so its only fair we split the bed.”
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>>29951858

>”Umm, I..uh..”
>”If you don't want to that's fine too.” She assures while standing in place and removing her boots, with them off she walks forward and looks around before entering the bathroom.
>Hope walks to the bed and sits on it with a sigh, a stiff mattress being a far better resting place than the stiff wood of the cart before.
>Using her hooves she kicks off her metal plating and lets them clank to the floor before fashioning off the boots underneath. She strips herself down to only a very short set of pants and shirt as she lays herself down on the bed. Enjoying its entirety before her companion returns to claim the half she paid for.
>On this bed the only thing she can feel are the rhythmic pulsing of her hooves and the welcoming feeling of her muscles relaxing. Her short rest was cut short as the door to the bathroom opens and out walks Darcy. Despite removing all her armor she was just as tall and large as she was in the carriage. Hope looks on in amazement at this mountain of a mare before her.
>The only thing covering her was a small towel wrapped around her breasts as she looks to Hope, “If you want to shower you can.”
>”I was gonna shower in the morning, I'm too tired to do anything else.” She admits with an exhausted laugh as Darcy looks away somewhat nervously.
>”Oh, ok.” She responds before pausing a moment, “I'm gonna to sleep now, did you want to share the bed?”
>”Huh? Oh yeah sure, thanks.”
>Darcy makes a silent acknowledgment and while still holding on to the towel slips in under the sheets and removes the towel once satisfied with her coverage. She makes no other conversation but just rests facing away from Hope as she tries to discretely look at her resting bed mate.
>Her back was toned and muscular but still had a feminine softness, a single scar ran down her left shoulder.
>Hope wanted to comment but felt it unwise to do and returned to resting. Like this, our heroines slept the night away.
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>>29951854
XX was supposed to be minty. I forgot to revise it.
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Satyr bump.
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>>29951864
>Eagerly awaiting for more, better paste this shiz
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>>29951864
I'm curious to see where this is going.
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>>29951864
Cool so far.
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>>29953101
Her abstract hands are kinda weirding me out, but sleepy sheep is always a cute
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>>29953135
Hands are hard to draw...
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>>29953143
I know, I was just joking about how they look like something from a drawing of interpretive dance.
Jazz hands.
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>>29952518
Sure, may as well paste. But past experience has taught me pasting things guarantees will never be done

https://pastebin.com/fPQUy2eF

>>29952994
I recently heard of Darkest Dungeon and a long time ago there was some talks about a wizard and a tower and sending satyrs to it. So this story is sort of a mis mash of those ideas. The basic idea is adventurers going into a hellish underground dungeon for riches a plenty but the risks are many. Also maybe big baddie, its sort of a WIP make it up as I go along type deal.

>>29953107
Glad ya like it as it is now, hope it keeps up with that steam
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>>29953101
Is it just me, or does it seem a bit odd that the underside of her hooves can be seen in this pose?
If she's squatting/kneeling on the bed, it seems like they should be in contact with the bed.
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>>29953757
I'll be honest, I wasn't sure how her hooves should go in this. & I was trying for something relaxed transitioning to getting up.
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>>29953776
I think unless she is completely lying down or sitting, it makes sense for them to be in contact with the bed. At least one of them. She'd have to be resting on another part of her body to be able to show the underside of both hooves.
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>>29953883
I see
>>29953375
Thank
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>>29955033
shortcake a qt
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A question to those whose native language is not English:
Would you speak in your language with your satyr child as often as possible and teach them how to speak and write it?
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>>29955471
I'm sure that applies to native English speakers as well, since the show is presumably translated in a sense.
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>>29955471
Even though my native language is English, I go with the rule of the motherbox/New Gods.
>The language changes to adapt to the environment
>So if you speak English, you hear and speak English with everyone understanding you
>If you speak Spanish, you hear and speak Spanish with everyone still understanding you.
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>>29955499
I always thought they spoke English but the symbols they use for their alphabet is what was different. If they spoke horse or any other language that was not of human creation satyrs may not ever be a thing since the language barrier would be very difficult to pass.

Or maybe satyrs bridge that gap as they understand both pone speak and human talk

>"Yer tellin me that his name is Anon. That's a funny name. I always called him the ol tree stump ."
"Her name is Applejack? I always kept calling her apple butt. Who was the closes? Me? Ha."
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>>29955509
I always referred to their language as Equish, it'd be awfully convenient for them to just randomly speak the same language, after all.
If you HAD to learn it because their was nobody to speak your language with, you'd eventually start picking up on and learning the local tongue.

But to answer the original question, I'd try to teach them English, preferably while they were extremely young and learning language came easy. Even if only so they could have a special thing between their dad, siblings and themselves.
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>>29953375
Oh, that was me. Glad I contributed once.
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>>29955044
Definitely.
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>>29953101
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>>29955957
New hands are better. New hooves are worse.
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>>29956001
They should really curve inwards.
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>>29956014
Yep, that would look much better.
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>>29956014
Last one from me.
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>>29956244
She's a cutie
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>>29956244
Your art is nice. But I don't suppose you could draw a more... normal satyr next time? I doubt there are many here who dreams about hooking up with a sheep in a world with ponies.
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>>29956828
I can't resist the sheep/sleep wordplay & connection. At least the sheep talk & there's a reason she ended up with a Welsh name...

Next on my satyr to draw list was a Margaret Pie comic though.
(But I admit, that remark tempts me to draw one of the non-pony ones just so I can answer no to the question.)
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>>29956828
Hey, stop hating on the welsh man.
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>>29956828
But her home life is some comfy.
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>>29956244
Much better.
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>>29956828
>Opinions
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>>29958090
Reminder that Soozen is a cutie.
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>>29958103
i mean she's okay I guess
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>>29958103
She indeed is
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>>29959096
Utah and Darcy sitting in a tree.
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So I was looking at the list of satyrs in the pastebin and I found it a bit oddly organized. Alphabetical is good, but it seems to be that the more important ponies should be grouped above the rest.
This seem comprehensive enough for the secondary ponies, or are there others who should be up here?
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>>29960325
Sounds fair
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>>29958090
>People aren't allowed to post them
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>>29960325
Lyra should have a special top slot above everyone else
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>>29960380
Agreed.
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>>29960368
>Reaching
Stating something is someone's opinion doesn't mean you are saying they aren't allowe to post them. Dumb ass.
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>>29958090
>>29960407
Are you saying that you want to marry a sheep?
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>>29960380
Yeah I was thinking of putting a "Lyra Tier" above everyone too, hue. Next time I see /d/ I'll throw him a WIP paste for him to revise his with.
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>>29960415
What'd be wrong with that? Sheep have the same intelligence as Ponies or Cows. Would bring up Griffon, D Dogs, or Minotaurs; but they aren't native to Equestria... assuming Equestria is just a country, which that one Holiday special suggests.
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>>29960438
They are literally cattle who has nothing. No personality or names or history or anything. Hell, even the cow has a name - Daisy Jo, and she has been seen walking around Ponyville like a normal citizen.
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>>29961100
You mean like Yuzu's nonexistent mother? Or Groot's... mom?
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>>29961112
>Yuzu
Batponies do have a little history. Weren't they mentioned living in caves or something like that in a book? Even if not, there is a general filled with stuff about them. Sure, it's fanmade, but at least the Anons there have given them some history and all that.
Can you do the same? Or does >>29956244 only exist because the artist or you all wanted to see if it was possible to create a sheep satyr?
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>>29961170
Want a longer list? Lenora, Ariana, Kimmy/Mera, Cottonball, Oliver, that kappa thing (whose name was never decided), and the snake girl
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>>29961217
>Freak satyrs
Again, do they only exist because you all wanted to see if it was possible? Or do you actually want to hook up with rare monsters and tiny animals in a world filled with cute ponies?
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>>29961240
Oh
>Bait
Gotcha
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>>29961286
>Implying
Is that your way of saying that you can't give an honest answer? I'm being serious here.
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>>29961337
>If it isn't pony it isn't worth it
Paraphrased, but the meaning is there.
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Does she hang out with Sweet Dreams?
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>>29961568
What the hell am I looking at?
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>>29961971
Tantibus satyr, I think.
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>>29961170
If you really want to know, Eirwen started her existence because one day I couldn't get "Wake up sheeple!" out of my head; thought about maybe making a sheep satyr & then did because someone said that the only reason we don't have a sheep satyr in addition to all the other weird stuff is laziness (since sheep canonically talk, unlike some of the other choices). I then made this picture & said "Fuck sheep laziness!" with it. Later I used her for that one... udder comic since once she existed she became the most logical option for that.

So she exists not to see if it was possible to create a sheep satyr, but because we already knew there was no justified reason not to create a sheep satyr.
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>>29961993
>Seriously replying to him

You know he's just gone reply with some goal post moving post or some other trolololo reply.
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>>29962012
Honestly I just really wanted to type out Eirwen's origin.
That & "Fuck sheep laziness!".
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>>29961993
Does she just sleep all day?
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>>29962081
No, but she does sleep a lot.
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>>29962105
Does she have some sort of disorder that makes her more fatigued than normal, or do all sheep satyrs just need a lot of sleep?
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>>29962081
>All day
According to that clock its 6:30am. Fuck waking up at that time
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>>29962110
That's the time I always get up.
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>>29962109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnVv0RkiG4U

She claims she gots that fainting sheep disorder and has to knock out often. Her dad tried to tell her thats only with goats but she tunes him out and says its time for a faint nap.
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>>29962109
She has a bad habit of counting her relatives too much.
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>>29962123
Narcolepsy?
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>>29962141
Narcolepsheep maybe.
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>>29962141
More like she's just lazy and uses existing conditions to justify sleeping the day away.

>"I cant help you sheer the sheep dad I uhh..have hypersomnia. Yeah, thats it." *snore*
>"I cant water the garden mom Im narcoleptic. Night night, zzzzz."
>"I cant go out to that family bbq I have insomnia!"
"Insomnia is where you CANT sleep E."
>(yawn) "And I'm dog tired because of it. Night dad."

So on
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>>29962109
I just figure she lives in a tiny, isolated, rural town that's mostly self sufficient, kind of place with one store and where everyone knows everyone.
There's just not a lot to do a lot of the time.

I also figure she's way too much of a homebody to ever really want to leave. She just gets her kicks by always traveling out on the occasional caravan meant to sell wool and produce, or buy stuff they need.
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>>29962213
That's not what I personally go with, but mainly because that setup's not the best for regular character interaction.
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>>29962250
I just find it odd that she is both a homebody and hyped to go exploring at the drop of a hat. Most homebodies prefer to be at home and hate going out.

But maybe her having wander lust can work in that she was given an offer to go to Ponyville with her aunt sheep or something so she took it and became friends with Petunia. Or something. She can be branched out from there
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>>29962264
Something like that could work, yeah.
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>>29962264
She probably always wants to go explore, but not today.
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>>29962264
>I just find it odd that she is both a homebody and hyped to go exploring at the drop of a hat. Most homebodies prefer to be at home and hate going out.
As someone who grapples with the duality, I'd say it's probably a case of going out being one of those things that you always remember fondly, but hate when you're actually doing it.
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Satyr bump
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I want to cuddle with this satyr.
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>>29962991
Annie is a supreme cutie. How tall is she? Is she thr perfect height for maximum cuddling?
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>>29963126
She is smol, maybe about 4'5, below average for a satyr girl.
So she's like a big teddy bear.
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>>29963126
1.5m-ish I guess?
Not quite a midget, but almost.
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>>29963147
Sounds cute.
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>>29963126
>Annie slowly falls asleep on your chest while you're both lying on the sofa watching cartoons on TV together late at night
>Babysitting your little niece wasn't as boring as you thought it'd be
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>>29963501
>tfw you will never experience this
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>>29963647
>You gently brush some of Annie's hair away from her face
>Don't want a lock of hair to tickle her nose and wake her up
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Where do you imagine Sombra and his family lives?
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>>29964222
I imagine they live in the Crystal Kingdom. Maybe in a sectioned off area but still in the kingdom.
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>>29964222
He lives a probationary penthouse in one of the major cities away from Canterlot or the crystal empire.
He was forced to have kids as part of the new reform system. Who wants to fuck up the world when your kids have to live there?
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>>29964257
Like in a really fancy house?
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Hey, who are the shit startears of satyr world?
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>>29964323
Muddle.
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>>29964323
Startears? That sounds kinda cute.
>Falling stars can be seen in the night sky when Selena cries
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>>29964333
Wait, I mean shooting stars. Falling stars would be deadly and crazy as hell.
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>>29964284
>That pic
That is one cute Annie. And as for your question. I say he lives in a pretty plain stone castle. His 2 daughters live with him but in my head canon he's a single dad. I played around with the idea of maybe a cute mare guard who likes him and is usually the one who drags his drunk ass home and also does care taker stuff around the castle.

Do you got any more Annie pics? She needs more love
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>>29964222
They live in a cave that's been tidied up into a humble home, banished, but not too far away from the empire.
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>>29964376
>I played around with the idea of maybe a cute mare guard who likes him and is usually the one who drags his drunk ass home and also does care taker stuff around the castle
Like some kind of supervisor? I can see that happening.
>Even though he has two kids to look after, no pony really trusts Sombra when he says he's done being evil
>Cadence and Shining place a guard on him
>Sombra and his kids are stuck with this guard/supervisor for a while
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>>29964487
Yeah, something like a mix between a live in parole officer and solider in case he goes back to his old tyrant ways. She carries a magic pendant on her at all times that can subdue Sombra's magic.

The kids she doesn't see as a threat but she does have orders to keep an eye on em.
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>>29964564
Now I want to see a cute mare guard having a tea party or doing some other childish things with a young Annie.
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>>29964619
Second. Would she be a crystal guard or a pony guard from Shinings troop?
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>>29964637
Maybe a pony guard who Shining Armour knows from all his years as a Captain, and who he trusts is tough enough to handle Sombra should the worst happen? Although a crystal pony could work too. I don't know.
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>>29964689
Forgot pic.
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>>29964689
Pony guard is most likely. Given his sorted past it's unlikely that many crystal ponies would want to live with him and be in charge of him. SA would prob have many guards he is close with and trusts.
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>>29964637
Normal, a crystal pony might have a bit too many hard feelings, you know?
Not that they don't have every single right to.
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Ok
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Spam was deleted, but should I go ahead and make the new thread?
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Fuck it, complain about being 6 posts early if you like.

>>29965430
>>29965430
>>29965430
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We got some posts left. Fuck you spam fag.
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>>29965349
>>29966745
What spam?
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>>29967209
Nevermind, just checked the archives. Good grief, why didn't he just post satyr or pony pics instead?
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