Equestrian Dungeon: Remote Edition

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>>29858957
Posts from last week:

The Crimson Druid cast a spell!
Four Dense Skeletons joined the battle!

>>29833563
Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on himself!
Fruitanon recovered 17 HP!

>>29833480
>Krono flew into the Crimson Druid as fast as possible, and slashed at the enemy's head with the Bat-tle Axe! It seemed to not have any sort of special effect... (6 dmg)

>>29833706
>Jack Frost cast Levitation α on the Ballbreaker! It continues to spin...

>>29833734
>Useless cast Horizontal Chain on the Crimson Druid! The enemy was knocked backwards! (13 dmg total)

>>29833441
>Suitcase attacked the Crimson Druid with the Royal Spontoon, right between its legs! It seemed to have no special effect. (6 dmg)

>>29833488
>Morky cast Levitation α on his shield, and flung himself at the Crimson Druid! He was not able to topple the enemy, but he dealy rudimentary damage. (3 dmg)

Dense Skeleton A is ready to go!
Dense Skeleton B is ready to go!
Dense Skeleton C is ready to go!
Dense Skeleton D is ready to go!

>>29859043
Using the last bit of levitation enegry, and a running start, launch the super spin ball into the Druid.

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>>29859043
Shoot A.

>>29859043
Attack Skelly A

>>29859043
Charge Crimson Druid with Sureshot aimed at upper torso for a piercing attack, hop at plant rear hooves into abdomen, finish by kicking off to a backflip pulling up on sureshot to cut along the neck before landing

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The Crimson Druid is charging up a spell...
Dense Skeleton A attacked Fruitanon with a metallic punch, but his shield negated the damage!
Dense Skeleton B attacked Fruitanon with a metallic kick, but his shield negated the damage!
Fruitanon's shield was broken!
Dense Skeleton C attacked Morky with a metallic fist! He was flattened by the sheer force of the enemy. (13 dmg)
Dense Skeleton D attacked Fruitanon with a metallic kick, but he quickly stepped out of the enemy's way!

>>29859068
>Fruitanon opened fire on Dense Skeleton A with the Bernetti 9! The enemies are becoming more resilient, both in size and in skill. (10 dmg)

>>29859062
>Jack Frost let the Ballbreaker loose on the Druid! The enemy makes an electrifying sound, for some reason! (10 dmg) (1)
The effects of Defense Up Ω have worn off.

>>29859091
>Useless attacked the Crimson Druid with a neck slash from the Sureshot! He has something against this guy, fo sho. (6 dmg) (2)

>>29859069
>Morky attacked Dense Skeleton A with the Sickle! Metal against metal. (1 dmg)

>>29859216
Tragic Wing II on A.

>>29859216
Throw Skelly A into another Skelly

>>29859216
Slap it with Venom Whip

>>29859261
One of the skeleton A

>>29859216
attack crimson druid again
Do a series on quick stabs with sureshot while moving anti-clockwise around the enemy

>>29859216
Cast shield alpha on Fruitanon.

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The Crimson Druid unleashed a powerful spell!
Jack Frost took 40 damage!
Jack Frost's DEF fell by 10!
Warning! Jack Frost is in critical condition!
Dense Skeleton A attacked Useless with a metallic kick! He was sent flying. (12 dmg)
Dense Skeleton B attacked Useless with a metallic punch! These enemies sure like to gang up on people. {CRITICAL!} (26 dmg)
Dense Skeleton C attacked Fruitanon with a metallic kick! This time, he wasn't so lucky. {CRITICAL!} (26 dmg)
Dense Skeleton D attacked Morky with a metallic fist! It's equally distributed pain. (13 dmg)
Warning! Morky is low on HP!

>>29859232
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.2 on Dense Skeleton A! The enemy took 3 damage.

>>29859306
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on Fruitanon!
Fruitanon was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!

>>29859276
>Useless attacked the Crimson Druid once more with the Sureshot! One is many, but many are one. (5 dmg)

>>29859234
>Morky cast Levitation β on Dense Skeleton A, and threw it at Dense Skeleton B! Both enemies took 5 damage.

>>29859261
>>29859266
Error: The boss room is locked.

>>29859352
Healing wind II on Jack

>>29859352
Guard Morky
Hold sureshot out straight and threaten anyone that dares approach

>>29859352
Smash the Druid between the legs using a butt bash with the iron backside.

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The Crimson Druid slashed its sword!
Fruitanon's shield blocked the damage... Twice!
Kars took 10 damage!
Dense Skeleton A attacked Fruitanon with a metallic kick, but his shield negated the damage!
Fruitanon's shield was broken!
Dense Skeleton B attacked Morky with a metallic fist! He's seeing stars... (12 dmg)
Warning! Morky is in critical condition!
Dense Skeleton C attacked Jack Frost with a metallic kick! This is definitely not good. (4 dmg)
Dense Skeleton D attacked Useless with a metallic fist! He tries his best to block this attack, but fails. (12 dmg)

>>29859379
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on Jack Frost!
Jack Frost recovered 11 HP!

>>29859391
>Useless is guarding Morky.

>>29859413
>Suitcase attacked the Crimson Druid with the Iron Backside! Piece by piece, getting it together... (6 dmg)

>>29859485
Healing Wind I on Jack.

>>29859485
continue guarding Morky

>>29859485
Cast za warudo.

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The Crimson Druid cast a spell!
Jack Frost took 15 damage!
Jack Frost couldn't withstand the damage, and fell unconscious...
Suitcase's shield blocked the attack!
Dense Skeleton A attacked Suitcase with a metallic fist! This is just not her day. (12 dmg)
Dense Skeleton B attacked Krono with a metallic kick! He definitely did not see that coming. (10 dmg)
Dense Skeleton C attacked Suitcase with a metallic fist, but she quickly avoided the attack!
Dense Skeleton D attacked Fruitanon with a metallic kick! Nothing can stop this malady of metal. (11 dmg)

>>29859496
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Jack Frost!
It didn't work!

>>29859504
>Useless is guarding Morky.

>>29859557
Continue attacking the Druid with a flurry of Royal Spontoon and Iron backside attacks.

>>29859557
Shoot Cleric.

>"Well, It's been an honor, Gentlemen."

>>29859557
"You ain't getting away with this..."
Use a physical shield on Suit and sit down in the corner and block with my shield.

>>29859557
WAKE UP
PUT ON A LITTLE BIT OF MAKEUP

>>29859557
Keep guarding Morky

>>29859644
"Useless, there are people who need protecting more... No need to protect ol' Morky Moo, I'll be alright"

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The Crimson Druid slashed its sword!
Suitcase took 10 damage!
Morky took 10 damage!
Morky couldn't withstand the attacks, and fell unconscious...
The 2.5th Manhorse took 10 damage!
Dense Skeleton A attacked Kars with a metallic kick! She's not liking this very much... (13 dmg)
Dense Skeleton B attacked Fruitanon with a metallic fist! He's bleeding internally. (12 dmg)
Dense Skeleton C attacked Suitcase with a metallic kick! She's having trouble focusing now. (12 dmg)
Dense Skeleton D attacked Fruitanon with a metallic fist! Rage fills his veins. (11 dmg)

>>29859581
>Fruitanon opened fire on the Crimson Druid with the Bernetti 9! He missed.

>>29859644
>Useless continues guarding Morky, crying hysterically at the same time.

>>29859574
>Suitcase attacked the Crimson Druid with the Royal Spontoon! She's panicking now. (6 dmg)

>>29859682
WAKE UP

>>29859682
Wake up, the show must go on

>>29859682
Shoot Cleric.

>>29859682
Turn to the Crimson Druid eyes narrowing
Scrape my hooves on the ground and bull charge the enemy while yelling like a madpone
Jump on CD and headbutt/pound/bite/jump/strike/EVERYTHING TO CAUSE PAIN
DO
NOT
STOP
ATTACKING

>>29859682
"What? Oh, yeah, sorry, forgot we were still fighting."
Cast Hypnosis Alpha on the Druid.

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The Crimson Druid cast a spell!
Useless took 15 damage!
Anon27 took 15 damage!
Dense Skeleton A attacked Kars with a metallic fist! She's not coping with this in a positive manner. (13 dmg)
Warning! Kars is low on HP!
Dense Skeleton B attacked Suitcase with a metallic kick! She's struggling to manage. (12 dmg)
Dense Skeleton C attacked Suitcase with a metallic fist! This can't possibly get any more devastating. (12 dmg)
Dense Skeleton D attacked The 2.5th Manhorse with a metallic kick! That got him moving! (12 dmg)

>>29859724
>Fruitanon opened fire once more on the Crimson Druid! Another miss.

>>29859750
>Useless becomes enraged as he slashes the Crimson Druid in a maddening manner! Will it end?! (6 dmg)

>>29859807
>The 2.5th Manhorse cast Hypnosis α on the Crimson Druid!
The Crimson Druid was not affected!

>>29859884
ATTACK THE DRUID FUCKER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29859884
Now isn't the time to nap. Get up.

>>29859884
WAKE UP

>>29859884
NUKE the Druid.

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>mfw Jack can't get dubs to save his life

>literally

>>29859884
I throw the STROBEBANGER at the skeletons

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The Crimson Druid cast a spell!
Krono took 15 damage!
Useless took 15 damage!
Warning! Useless is low on HP!
Dense Skeleton A attacked Kars with a metallic kick! She hates these enemies. They always fuck her up. (12 dmg)
Kars couldn't withstand the damage, and fell unconscious...
Dense Skeleton B attacked Suitcase with a metallic fist! She's trying to hold on. (12 dmg)
Warning! Suitcase is in critical condition!
Dense Skeleton C attacked Fruitanon with a metallic kick! Suitcase and himself are sharing a similar fate. (11 dmg)
Warning! Fruitanon is in critical condition!
Dense Skeleton D attacked Anon27 with a metallic fist... But missed!

>>29859890
>Fruitanon decides to scrap the gun and attack the Crimson Druid with brute force, but it was able to evade his grasp! (Miss)

>>29859908
>The 2.5th Manhorse fired the GNDC at the Crimson Druid! He's trying his hardest to not die! (10 dmg)

>>29859917
>Anon27 used the Strobebanger!
It had no effect on the Crimson Druid!
It had no effect on Dense Skeleton A!
Dense Skeleton B couldn't stop crying!
Dense Skeleton C couldn't stop crying!
It had no effect on Dense Skeleton D!

>>29859967
I wonder what part of wake up these numbers don't understand.

>>29859967
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

>>29859967
Focus my rage
Use it to obliterate the Crimson druid
Think only one thing
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
/( .□.)\ ︵╰(°益°)╯︵ /(.□. /)

>>29859967
Healing Wind III on Myself.

>>29859967
Throw a shield over Krono.

>>29859967
Focus on dodging

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The Crimson Druid slashed its sword!
Suitcase took 10 damage!
Suitcase couldn't withstand the attacks, and fell unconscious...
Krono took 10 damage!
The 2.5th Manhorse took 10 damage!
Dense Skeleton A attacked Anon27 with a metallic fist! He got clobbered. (15 dmg)
Dense Skeleton B attacked Krono with a metallic kick! He provides zero reaction. (10 dmg)
Dense Skeleton C attacked The 2.5th Manhorse with a metallic fist! He fears no mirrors, but he is beginning to detest metal... (12 dmg)
Dense Skeleton D attacked Anon27 with a metallic kick! Everyone is suffering. (16 dmg)

>>29860005
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on himself!
Fruitanon recovered 18 HP!

>>29859999
>Jack Frost regained consciousness! (Quads bonus = 3x multiplier)
Jack Frost recovered 6 HP!
Warning! Jack Frost is in critical condition!

>>29860000
>Using the power of the Sureshot, Useless totally obliterated the Crimson Druid! Such strength and power has never been seen before! {CRITICAL!} (140 dmg)
The Crimson Druid was slain!

>>29860037
>Suitcase is focusing on dodging attacks.

>>29860022
>The 2.5th Manhorse cast Shield α on Krono!
Krono's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!

>>29860064
Wake up

>>29860064
I can see them now... The good ol' golden gates... To bad I won't see what's inside...

>>29860064
Cast refresh gamma on me, Useless, and Fruit Anon.

>>29860071
Fiiiiiine. Heal Omega.

>>29860064
"Okay wait, I blinked, did he go invisible?"
Nuke the third skeleton.

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>>29860000
checked

>>29860064
Attack Dense Skeleton A with obtuse chain

>>29860099
Get the fuck out you cunt, one of us could have used those dubs

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Dense Skeleton A attacked The 2.5th Manhorse with a metallic kick! His machine isn't quite holding up... (11 dmg)
Dense Skeleton B attacked Anon27 with a metallic fist! Ponies are falling left and right tonight. (15 dmg)
Warning! Anon27 is low on HP!
Dense Skeleton C attacked Krono with a metallic kick, but his shield negated the damage!
Dense Skeleton D attacked The 2.5th Manhorse with a metallic fist! This is pain. (12 dmg)
Warning! The 2.5th Manhorse is low on HP!

>>29860083
>Jack Frost cast Heal Ω on himself!
Jack Frost recovered 40 HP!

>>29860104
>Useless cast Obtuse Chain on Dense Skeleton A! The revenge begins. (9 dmg total)

>>29860087
>The 2.5th Manhorse fired the GNDC at Dense Skeleton C! The enemy grinned. (9 dmg)

>>29860161
Cast refresh gamma on Anon27, Manhorse, and Useless.

>>29860161
Wake up already

>>29860161
Hey look: no dubs

>>29860161
Attack Dense Skeleton A with Square Chain

>>29860199
I think this game hates me

>>29860269
You say as you got dubs. I haven't got any so sh

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Dense Skeleton A tripped and didn't attack! (3 dmg)
Dense Skeleton B attacked The 2.5th Manhorse with a metallic kick! He fell to the ground, but he was not yet defeated. (12 dmg)
Warning! The 2.5th Manhorse is in critical condition!
Dense Skeleton C attacked The 2.5th Manhorse with a metallic fist! Now he was defeated. (12 dmg)
The 2.5th Manhorse couldn't withstand the attacks, and fell unconscious...
Dense Skeleton D attacked Jack Frost with a metallic kick! He darts away in an adrenaline frenzy. (Miss)

>>29860174
>Jack Frost cast Refresh γ on Anon27, Fruitanon, and Useless!
Anon27, Fruitanon, and Useless felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP!

>>29860225
>Useless cast Square Chain on Dense Skeleton A! He's crying full boar now. (8 dmg total)

>>29860199
>Suitcase regained consciousness!
Suitcase recovered 4 HP.

>>29860292
CAST ZA WARUDO

>>29860292
Wake up and smell the roses... Please

>>29860292
attack Dense Skeleton A with AC

>>29860292
"Uh, um."
>>29860296
"Okay."
>>29860292
Use Revolutionary chain on Skeleton A

>>29860292
Wake up.
There isn't a God, is there?

>>29860292
>"SUITCASE, I OWE YOU A FUCKING PINT!"

Shoot B.

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Anon27, Fruitanon, and Useless felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP!
Dense Skeleton A attacked Anon27 with a metallic kick! He's getting killed right now. (15 dmg)
Warning! Anon27 is in critical condition!
Dense Skeleton B attacked Krono with a metallic fist, but missed!
Dense Skeleton C attacked Anon27 with a metallic kick! He's done for! (15 dmg)
Anon27 couldn't withstand the attacks, and fell unconscious...
Dense Skeleton D attacked Krono with a metallic fist, but his shield negated the damage!

>>29860353
>Fruitanon opened fire on Dense Skeleton B with the Bernetti 9! He chips the enemy's left arm. (6 dmg)

>>29860296
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Ω!
Dense Skeleton A couldn't move!
Dense Skeleton B wasn't affected!
Dense Skeleton C couldn't move!
Dense Skeleton D couldn't move!

>>29860332
>Useless cast Acute Chain on Dense Skeleton A! The power from within... (7 dmg total)

>>29860335
>Suitcase cast Revolutionary Chain on Dense Skeleton A! She has to keep trying! (12 dmg total)

>>29860382
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Shoot A

>>29860382
Please wake me up

>>29860382
Cast shield alpha on Suitcase

>>29860382
Use vertical chain on Spook A

>>29860382
Use revolutionary chain on Spook A

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Fruitanon, and Useless felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP!
Dense Skeleton A couldn't move!
Dense Skeleton B attacked Krono with a metallic kick, but his shield negated the damage!
Krono's shield was broken!
Dense Skeleton C couldn't move!
Dense Skeleton D couldn't move!

>>29860390
>Fruitanon opened fire on Dense Skeleton A with the Bernetti 9! He nailed the enemy in the cranium! (10 dmg)

>>29860400
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on Suitcase!
Suitcase was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!

>>29860422
>Useless cast Revolutionary Chain on Dense Skeleton A! The enemy's right arm fell off! (12 dmg total)

>>29860420
>Suitcase cast Vertical Chain on Dense Skeleton A! The enemy's head fell right off its shoulders! (11 dmg total)
Dense Skeleton A was destroyed!

>>29860470
I'm tired... Please wake up

>>29860470
Cast heal up beta on Fruitanon.

>>29860470
Cast Giga chain on Spook B

>>29860470
Cast Giga chain on Spook B

>>29860470
Shoot B.

dsa