Nightly Twilight Thread

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>>29829152
it was on page 2

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Someone's calling to you
Sweeter than you've ever heard
I don't know what it means
But i'm in love with the word

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Good night, beautiful horse

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Futa Twilight

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>>29829123
Anyone else on here only visit the Nightly Twilight Threads? I see no point to visiting another other thread if no purple pone.

>>29829932
I check a few other generals from time to time and post on random non-general threads that pop up

>>29829932
Nothing else to do during Hiatus

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>>29829932
I browse a bit, filtered all generals and just refresh the front page to see if there's anything interesting on. Sometimes it's fun but mostly I just hide everything until there's nothing left. This is pretty much the only thread I have opened constantly on this board.
> I see no point to visiting another other thread if no purple pone
A lot of them have it and you can always bring your own.

>>29829841
>futa
Ha, no way!

>>29829841
Futa is gay

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>>29831321
It's straight if it's with Twilight

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>>29831564
You may not consider it gay but liking futa still makes you a faggot no matter how you look at it.

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>>29831596
I have no problem being gay for Twilight.

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>>29831601
Well, as long as you admit it and happy with it

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>>29831596
Just imagine it as 8 inches of her pure physical love inside you. Warm and wet.

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>>29831858
You astounding faggots certainly have slipped further down since your pet autists Lector and flashposter dipped out

>>29831858
Delet yourself fucking gay.

>>29831884
Maybe they both exploded into a bunch of smaller versions of themselves, and now all their miniclones are shitposting like them but to a lesser degree each. It all adds up to the original amount anyway.

>>29832104
The jinposter is just as bad as futafags, and almost as bad as the two shitposters he mentioned

>>29832104
>>29832175
Lel, I was drunk off my ass when I wrote that abomination. I don't get drunk and post here at the same time that often. Probably once a month at most.

I'd worship Twilight's huge cock

>>29834644
If she asked as an experiment I'd deepthroat Twilight's one eye'd purple pony pleaser.

>>29834644
>>29834652
You two are digusting. FUCK YOU GAYS!!!!

>>29834669
It's not gay to suck your girlfriends cock you fucking faggot

>>29834728
It's gay to suck a cock

>>29834742
This whole thread's gay

>>29834747
Not all the thread. But most of.

>>29834754
I'm still waiting on the non-gay portion then.

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Time for a quick snack before bed.

>>29834775
In her defense, that butterfly did look tasty

>>29834775
I want to watch Twilight eat a baby chicken.

>>29834775
Hahahhaha wat?

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>>29834775
TABLES HAVE TURNED PRINCESS

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sexiest mare reached 300 explicit images with over 1000 upvotes. all hail the queen of porn

>>29834947
Nice, here's to 300 more.
Out of curiosity, how many does the second place have? Can't use derpibooru right now.

>>29834992
212

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>>29834947
Purple pone is not for sexual

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>>29835059
Thanks.

>>29834946
WTF?!

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>>29834794
How about three birds an a row?

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>>29835155
>throat bulges
u-unf

>>29835176
Top cute

>>29835155
Da fuq?

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>>29834652
>gulping down loads of Twilight's mare semen

>>29835223
Gayyyyyyyyyyy

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>>29835230
There is nothing wrong with being gay for Twilight Sparkle.

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>>29834652
ONE EYED ONE HORNED FLYING PURPLE ANON PLEASER

>>29835274
Hahah

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>>29835274
Punished Purple

>>29829123
infinite mary sue number unknown

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>>29835249
>Twilight prods against your asshole
>Manages to get in until the medial ring
>That feeling she keeps bucking her hips, trying to force her cock in deeper, but your ass is too tight and she can't
>Eventually just presses her cock ring tight against your sphincter and cums
>Each powerful throb and squeeze expands your ass
>She struggles again, slowly pulling her twitching marecock out of your tight, wet ass
>Leaving a creampie waterfall of mare seed
>Lets you spoon her and fuck her pussy after

>>29835311
Not gay but totally would.

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>>29835311
hey
you
yeah you
why did you post an eerily similar version of this in the marecock thread on /trash/?
>>>/trash/8626427

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>>29835332
I posted it there earlier but it got no (Yous) so I posted it here and I don't like keeping /trash/ tabs open

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>get to Equestria
>however you land in a r63 version
>Your waifu is now male
>wat do?

>>29835358
whats the problem exactly?

>>29835358
Drink his cum

>>29835374
>grape flavored

>>29835385
Horse semen actually tastes like warm custard IRL
well, when sweetened it does, but it has the same texture and consistency

>>29835390
what a time to be alive!

>>29835358
Kill myself

>>29835311
>>29835331
>>29835335
>>29835358
>>29835385
>>29835374
>>29835390
>>29835409
You are totally disgusting. Fucking gays.

>>29835595
>disgusting
can't spell "disgust" without "us"

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>>29835595
Twilight would be unsettled by your homophobia.

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What if she were a hypochondriac?

>>29835749
I would inject her with my sticky hot love medicine

>>29836503
>a streak of hair ruins MLP forever

>>29836521
overrated drama

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Imagine being this little pony in a night club full of mysterious, handsome, and some creepy stallions who might or might not be hitting on you at every turn, and although you want to commit to a proper relationship, these stallions are too alluring

>>29836524
Imagine her messing up a spell and accidentally bodyswapping with her, at which point you have to avoid not becoming a huge slut while in her body

>>29836524
Wait WAT?

>>29836581
I wouldn't dare putting her reputation at risk

>>29836685
Consciously no, but you're in heat and those stallions smell so good.

>>29836696
I would just lock myself up and masturbate in front of a mirror for hours on end until the heat goes away. Or just fuck the green bipedal Twilight

>>29836723
Hehehe.

>>29829123
Am I the only one who really likes her eyebrows in this image?

>>29837415
Nope. You're not the only one.

>>29836581
If I got body swapped with Twilight, I would literally spend the entire day masturbating.

>>29837904
That wont happen ever.

>>29837973
Why not

>>29837990
Because she's not real.

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>>29838014
I think most people know that by now.

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>>29838028
Well that's why that won't happen ever. No reason to worry.
If she were real that wouldn't happen either because you are a great person even if you don't think that way and she would love you no matter what

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>>29838048
I am not even a good person though

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>>29838068
Do you love Twilight? If yes, you're pretty good in my book.

>>29838095
Top cute

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>Twilight will never be this happy about you

>>29838144
You're wrong. She will be more happy than this with me.

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>>29838165
You are right. Smiling is one thing but crying tears of happiness because she's finally with you will be more impactful to her.

>>29838182
I agree with you.

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How can she love you back if you're not giving her anything to love?

>>29838276
I give my outmost dedication, love and affection to her even now, before even meeting her. Whatever else she desires I will try my hardest to provide.

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>>29838276
Whenever a pony appears in my dream they already know who I am and I know others with similar experiences in their dreams, I even had a dream where I died and there was a flash of light and on the other side Fluttershy hugged me, which was oddly more real feeling than any other part of my dream and fuck pony hugs are soft.

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Would you still fall in love with her if she wasn't a virgin when you met her?

>>29838426
She isn't a virgin.

>>29838587
Your mother isn't a virgin

>>29838426
>>29838587
There's nothing wrong with loving a girl who has had someone in their lives before.

>>29838604
Nonsense.

>>29838634
Sure, if you're okay with being a cuck who's getting sloppy seconds.

>>29838670
There's literally no difference in her besides how much sexual experience she has, assuming she never got pregnant in the first place.

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>>29838680
Females incorperate the DNA of their sex partners into their bodies, and can pass it onto any future offspring.
Doesnt matter if she got pregnant, she is quite literally a different pony from the experience if she absorbed semen.
If she's not a virgin, she's not the pony i thought she was and quite frankly should feel bad about callously throwing away said virginity.

>>29838680
Is the fact that her hymen is broken/gone and her pussy more stretched, especially if one of the previous guys' cock was bigger, "/literally/ no difference"?

>>29838726
Cool headcanon, bro.

>>29838634
She is virgin. Because she didn't had any coltfriend.

>>29838739
It is very likely that she did when she used to live in canterlot. Her promiscuous vehavior in EQG and the comics further prove this.

>>29838728
Yep, I totally agree with this anon.

>>29838745
First, EQG is NOT CANON. Second, what comics are you talking about?

>>29838749
I hate it when people agree with me, so I'm changing my opinion.

>>29838728
A tiny physical detail that a person with healthy views on sex and relationships shouldn't care about, yeah it's no difference

Getting "the perfect virgin girl" is a male virgin fantasy that almost never exists

>>29838756
Hahaha.

>>29838739
Please, lurk moar English textbooks before posting.

>>29838764
Not everyone's first language is English, anon.

>>29838764
Sorry, I was writing so fast that I didn't noticed.

>>29831994
>>29834669
>>29835595
>>29834817
>>29835282
>>29836679
What has this board become?

>>29838757
>a male virgin
Where do you think we are?
>fantasy
And where do you think these ponies exist?

>>29838766
Well, then they should teach it in front of postering upon a Freedom pitcher board, shouldn't them not?

>>29838776
Infested by /pol/

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I love this little mare, but I could never imagine being with her

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>>29838731
There are studies on this supposed headcanon of mine.
Here's one i pulled off google where they attribute the source of male DNA to a number of possibilities, one of which is sexual intercourse.
http://www.amjmed.com/article/S0002-9343%2805%2900270-6/abstract

>>29838824
That's the opposite to me. I love her so much, and I imagine being with her.

>>29838827
Do you know the difference between a cell and DNA?

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>>29838347
>just had a dream right now
>don't remember any of it but it ended with Twilight saying something to me and looking sad
>can't recall what happened at all and feels like trying to do so takes me further away from grasping it
It's not fucking fair. Is this what my life come to? Even dreams escape me.

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I want to stop loving her. How can I?

>>29839053
Why would you want to stop?

>>29838426
Yes, all memes aside it literally doesn't matter.

>>29839053
You already have. If you want to stop loving her, then you don't really love her. Congratulations.

>>29839065
It's unhealthy to love when I cannot be loved myself.

>>29839085
Loving her is loving yourself first. It's only unhealthy if you don't accept it.

>>29839078
But what if her ex was hung like a stallion and daily sex with him left her pussy kind of loose? Would it not bug you to know she could be noticeably tighter if she was a virgin?

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Twilight fantasizes about marrying a handsome young stallion, some day.

>>29839129
And getting surgery to fix her disproportionate legs.

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>>29838851
Why the hell is that relevant.
Cells contain chromosomes, genes are located on chromosomes and genes contain DNA, if you want more detail find a biologist instead of asking a guy whose main profession is shitposting.

>>29839128
No. Not everything is centered around that, certainly not love. This line of thought is more like /a/ deciding on FotM "waifus" throwing terms like "damaged goods" around. If you are willing to just drop your waifu at the first sign of anyone other than you interacting with her what does it tell about yourself and your feelings for her? It's the same kind of logic here.

>>29839151
I just want to know how you pass chimeric cells onto a fetus through the endometrioplacental interface, which is a barrier to things like the HIV. And why does it even matter when the genetic information is isolated in the cells and can't infect the mother's cells? And even if it could, it would have as much impact as pissing in the ocean.

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>>29839193
Professional shitposter, remember? Will have to dumb it down a little if you actually want me to understand.
That said, i get the gist of "I'm wrong." and i'll take your word for it.
Intact virgininity is still ideal on sheer principle though.

>>29839224
Well luckly she is a virgin in the show, so we can rest easy.

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>>29839233
>in the show
ALL of them are, Anon. It's a little girls' cartoon, sex does not exist.

>>29839233
What >>29838731 said.

>>29839247
It is canon. There's no indication otherwise.

>>29839224
What? This is a Twilight thread. Everyone in this thread is a genius polymath. If you aren't, you need to leave immediately.

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>>29839260
>Not using your lack of intellect yet abundance of enthusism for learning to get private tutoring.
Suck it nerds.

>>29839259
There's also no indication that Spike isn't an alien spy disguised as a miniature dragon, who was sent from a nearby solar system in an egg pod to study Twilight's lavatory use patterns.

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Would you be okay if she locked you into the friendzone and threw away the key?

>>29839286
enough shitty questions for the day

>>29839284
Yes, that's why we presume it's not true. Same logic here. As much as you want to be a cuck there's just no indication that she's not a virgin. Sorry. The burden of proof is on you here.

>>29839286
Would it make this shitposting stop? If yes, I would be ok with that.

>>29839303
>requiring proof for what can ever be mere speculation
How strong's the stuff you're smoking? Do you have proof she's never had sex?

>>29839346
If you are claiming she had it's you who have to prove it.

>>29839364
And if you said she was a virgin, then it would likewise be you who would have to prove their claim. So I take it that you're not claiming she's a virgin, then, am I right?

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I want Twilight to kill me

>>29839414
I want Twilight to kill you.

>>29839417
I want Twilight to kill him.

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>>29839414
Twilight doesn't believe in killing, and wants to cast an antidepressant spell on you instead.

>>29839303
>There's no indication that Twilight's not a virgin, so she is a virgin
>There's no indication that Spike's not an alien, so he isn't an alien
Uh... what?

>>29839512
When did she stop believing in killing? Was it after she killed all those Pinkie clones?

>>29839529
He worded it wrong, but he's saying that there's no evidence that Twiggle has had sex or that spike is an alien, therefore we should assume neither are true.

It's like saying the bottom of the ocean is inhabited by mermaids, we have zero evidence for that claim.

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>>29838824
THICK
WET
TWILIGHT
TONGUE

>>29839569
What is more likely to be true? A mythological creature living in our oceans or a healthy adult mammal having sex? The point, by the way, is that the argument is in the realm of speculation, not absolute fact. It can be neither proved nor disproved.

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>>29839585
Slippery
Slobbering
Silky

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I want to be Twilight

>>29839756
I want you to be Twilight and fuck you hard.

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>>29834946

>>29835249
unf

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>>29839756
I want to be Twilight and fuck every anon here.

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>>29839756
I want to be Twilight, then summon multiple futa clones of myself, and get fucked by them in every hole I have and came inside of. Then I want to cuddle in a pile of myself with sloppy wet Twilight tongues all over my mouth, pussy, horn, and ass.

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I want to be myself and marry this horse

>>29839849
full image s0ss pls b0ss

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>>29839861
>I want to be myself
That's the hardest part, man.

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I want to be Twilight, then go to a night rave party. Then I want to get too drunk and spend the rest of the night getting raped by big-dicked stallions and STRIPED too

>>29839901
Kill yourself

>>29839901
Delet yourself.

>>29839901
I would go after progressively younger stallions until people tried to intervene so I know where the age line is.

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I don't want to marry and live a happy, long life with Twilight because she deserves better than me

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>>29840100
But she loves you so much. Would you really reject her? Would you ruin her life forever because of your principles?

>>29839901
take ecstasy at raves, not alcohol

>>29840113
>But she loves you so much.
She wouldn't, really

>>29840113
I swear this fucking image makes me angry every single time I see it

DELET IT

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>>29840134
Why not? You seem like a nice guy, willing to sacrifice your own happiness for the sake of the one you love. I'd say that's enough reason on its own to at least adore you.

>>29840182
>You seem like a nice guy
"Nice guy" is a code phrase for a boring nobody or beta male who is always the second, third, maybe not even a choice.
>willing to sacrifice your own happiness for the sake of the one you love
Most people who aren't assholes do this too.
>that's enough reason on its own to at least adore you.
Not even close.

>>29840215
This. People call you a 'nice guy' when they have nothing better to say.

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>>29840215
Well would you prefer that she'd call you "dirty boy" instead of "nice guy"?

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>>29840215
>Most people who aren't assholes do this too.
You have far too much faith in your fellow man, most people are selfish assholes because they dont think on how their actions would effect others.

>>29840334
>You have far too much faith in your fellow man
No, that's just being in reality and not a cynical misanthropist.

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>>29840348
Says the guy who can't see any good in himself.

>>29840382
Hating myself is not the same as holding unrealistically negative views about the whole of mankind.

>>29840404
Hating yourself is worse than that.

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>>29840348
If i'm being cynical by stating a fact then so be it, it doesnt change the reality of "People do not, for the most part, think on how their actions will effect others."
Most humans simply arent built to be more empathatic than our immediate surroundings, either physically or socially.
Take something as simple as littering for example, i'll carry my shit for a couple dozen miles if i'm that far away from the proper recepticle rather than dumping it on the ground.
Most people would simply dump it as soon as they can get away with it because they dont give a shit.
Maybe i just live in a region of assholes but my nature walk is getting so fucking trashed lately i might start taking bags and cleaning it up myself.

>>29837415
i particularly like the part with the horse

>>29838922
I can't imagine her ever swearing. Unless she's really pissed off or drunk.

>>29840591
She picked that line in one of the books on the matter. She's really embarrassed saying it and her voice probably cracks on "fuck" as she tries to say it more quitely because it's improper and she's nervous.

>>29839080
That's like saying a homeless person doesn't want food because they don't want to be hungry anymore. Not wanting something is not the same as not wanting to want something.

>>29841885
this is borderline anthro

>>29841920
Who cares.

>>29840721
monkeys fuck
ponies rut

>>29842016
So then what do you call it when a monkey is with a pony?

>>29842022
love

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>>29842037
Aww

>>29842037
So a baboon and Twilight fucking is called love? Cool.

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>>29841885
>you will never hit on a cute book horse at a dance club

>>29842257
Top cute.

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sloppy

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>>29842383
wet

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>>29842388
twilight kisses

>twilight will never deepthroat you with her horse tongue

>>29842383
>>29842388
>>29842393
I'd like that

>>29840721
Well, you just fixed it and made the image arousing for me. Thanks.

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>>29842383
>>29842388
>>29842393
Yes please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TCMpA5TfHc

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>>29842393
Look how easily her huge, long, powerful horse tongue dominates yours.

>>29843935
>yours
I don't have a muzzle. I guess I'm not "anthro" enough.

>>29844180
You don't have a tongue? Damn, dude.

>>29844189
No; muzzle. M-u-z-z-l-e. Some like to call it a snout, but it's got slightly different connotations.
You don't know what a muzzle is? It's a projecting part of the face that has both the nose and the mouth on it, as you can see on those two characters in the picture. Humans normally don't have it.

>>29844213
Obviously the human in the pic isn't supposed to have a muzzle, that's just how retarded weebs try to draw "anime style".

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>>29844213
There was no talk about muzzle anywhere. Seems like you just want an excuse to not kiss Twilight.

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Losing the kissing match is taken as a sign of submission and she will fuck you right then and there, on the spot.

>>29844224
>There was no talk about
Are you not familiar with the strange phenomenon of people commenting on something without there being any previous mention thereof?

>>29844227
I shall not give up no matter what. I will battle her tongue to my last breath, even knowing this is a battle I cannot win. She may take me in the end but she will not take me limp-dicked with my mouth dry.

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Do ponies have cow tongues?

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>>29844289
No, just good old horsie tongues.

>>29844308
Or cute little pony tongues, as seen in >>29838824.

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>>29844330
Would you let her lick you all over?

>>29844330
I think they are about the same, ponies have big heads so even though their tongues are small they would still be plenty for a human. There's also the cartoon physics thing so we can't possibly judge how long their tongues actually are.

>>29844339
Depends. Whould she let me lick her all over?

>>29839901
Does she get pregnant?

>>29844339
I don't sweat a lot, so a better option would be to get her a mineral salt block, which she could lick whenever she desired.

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>>29844364
>I don't sweat a lot

You will.

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>>29844339
>Twilight ball gags you and calls you her "big lollipop"

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>>29844437
>that drip
Do soft and wet Twiggles kisses also include saliva swapping?

>>29844464
>saliva
That's her tongue liquefying.

>>29844494
u-unf

>>29844494
>tongue

It's all of her liquefying. She forces her entire mass into you orally at which point she assumes direct control over your brain and bodily functions, absorbing your body into her own and eventually recombining back into her original pony form.

>>29844510
Is this an actual fetish?

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>>29844510
I prefer it the other way around.

>>29844541
Shit tier fetish, disgusting

>>29844547
Your mother is a shit tier freak and disgusting.

>when it's a beautiful day outside but your Twilight plush feels extra soft today and you can't move except for cuddling it

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>>29844566
>shit day outside
>no plush
I wish I could get comfy at least for once in my life.

>>29839901
Ugh, that human arm. Why can't so many ponyfag "artists" into anatomy?

>>29844360
Yes, I get fucked and don't use contraception, when I get pregnant I just go for an abortion.

>>29844793
Force of habit from drawing anthro probably.

>>29844807
But there are no abortion clinics in Equestria. So she's pretty much fucked.

>>29844824
She's great at teleportation, just telabort the baby with magic and that's it.

>>29844793
To be fair, the show can't into horse anatomy either.

>>29839901
You wouldn't be Twilight, though. Just a dumb bimbo in a Twilight suit.

>>29844881
You're now aware that there are probably a lot of unicorn prostitutes who use spells or whatever to disguise themselves as famous/celebrity ponies to satiate the fantasies of their customers.

>>29844899
How can mudpones and birbs even compete

>>29844856
I doubt that's safe. She can't know the surface shape and position precisely, so she'd risk teleporting something else with it. Also, what is it replaced with? Air, which would get absorbed and potentially give her an air embolism? Or a vacuum, which would collapse violently and cause trauma?

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In the land of Twilight, under the moon.

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>>29845783
Twilight's enormous throbbing wingboners make me hard.

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>>29846294
She gets really stiff wingers when she sees you bend over.

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>>29846338
These wings drive me insane. I just want to rub them, massage thier base, kiss them a lot. They are so wonderful.

>>29846294
i'm cool with that, better than futafags talking about a penis she does not have. besides, her wings are the prettiest

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>>29846294
Her wings are reason enough that you never need a "safe word" with her.

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>>29846571
And why is that?

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>>29846595
If she wasn't into it, she wouldn't be so erect.

>>29846616
you could always bind her wings

>>29846624
Not possible, she would be so hard that they simply break their restraints.

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>>29846624
It can't be contained. They would unfurl fiercely, fully opening up. Arcing voluptuously, spreading feathers in a lustful motion, shivering in desire and anticipation.

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does she have morning wood?

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>>29846874
Yes. Both her wings and marecock. She asks you for help pleasuring her in the morning when you wake up beside her.

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>>29846874
Her wings are so stiff in the morning you can pick her up just by putting your hands under them. She'll be hanging there, helpless. You have to gently stroke her wings at their base to make it go away. She can just do it herself but she likes how it feels when you do it with your fingers. In time she'll be entrusting this to you entirely, not even trying to fight it by herself. If you're not near her in the morning she'll go searching for you with her wings still up.

>>29846883
>marecock

Delet yourself.

>>29846362
TOP CUTE.

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Time to ride the mare.

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>>29847686
Lingerie just gives me PTSD from when I read the clocktower society.

>>29847686
>lingerie
I won't like to do this.

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>>29848050
Why not?

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I want to fuck her throat.
On camera.

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Hiatus will be over soon!

Aren't you excited that there will be actual things to talk about Twilight now instead of endless lewdposting?

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>>29849466
Like how she's sooo excited for Glimmer, how she's a "terrible mentor" and then about how goes full Lesson Zero on Flurry? Yeah, can't wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1QCjDPz_1A
You like what you see so far?

>>29849488
Well, at least Twilight was really cute in that scene. That's my only relief.

>>29849526
I just hope they do send Glimmer away so Twilight stops orbiting her and actually gets her own screentime.

>>29849554
Based on the other promos, the season will be Twilight-centric. But I'm fully expecting that in any future seasons, she'll just become Celestized and be nothing more than a background pony.

>>29849598
>Twilight-centric
With the current staff I'm a bit worried about that. Quality over quantity. But first 8 episodes seem to be equally spread among the cast so I'm not worried too much so far.
>she'll just become Celestized
I can see it happening, however not in near future. Who knows, if quality of writing is going to keep dropping maybe that would be for the best.

>>29839245
The only official word we have so far says that ponies reproduce through the usual means, so there are a few characters we can confirm are not virgins. Cadance and Shining Armor are the most notable example.

>>29840215
Being controlling and demanding, or "alpha", usually results in the end of a relationship anyway. You can be a doormat who accepts anything without complaint, a stubborn moron who insists on everything being done according to his instructions, or a decent human being- a.k.a. a "nice guy"- who keeps his temper under control and actually talks through his disagreements with those he cares about.

Option one ends with you getting ignored and taken advantage of.
Option two ends with your relationships becoming bitter and short-lived.
Option three ends with what we call a healthy romantic attachment.

This should not be a difficult choice.

>>29849747
The Cakes are an earlier example.

Speaking of which, the upcoming Twilight babysitting episode might end up being Baby Cakes 2.0 without the little bits of satire and characterization. Can't wait to see how they fuck that one up.

>>29844873
The show that accurately presents the four-legged walk and trot? The show in which the quadruped/equine joint arrangement is mapped properly-- most of the time? Yeah... no. The show's not nearly as bad as that image.

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>>29849891
Baby Cakes with Lesson Zero, filled with fresh cringe humor, oh boy. There's gonna be a LOT of memefaces in that one, I can feel it. Just what the show needs right now.

>>29849888
>Option three
>be a nice guy
no

Option 1's are taken advantage of for free resources

Option 2's make bitches horny, every bitch has a rape fantasies

Option 3 ends with the bitch being unable to become sexually fulfilled, and can't extort them effectively, so they move back to an Option 2 guy, with Option 1 orbiters

Tldr:
Bitches get orbited by Option 1, while banging Option 2, and eventually completely ignoring Option 3

Get out of my fucking Thirsty Mares Fantasy General, i come here to escape reality

>>29850281
what episode is that screencap from

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>>29850327
I think it's Party Pooped. This is what kind of reactions we're gonna get in Flurry episode.

>>29850319
I presume you're the anon who started all this so if you're escaping reality at least don't bring that reality with you here and act like a self-loathing cunt somewhere else.

>>29850346
I'm not the first anon, and I was only pointing out how that advice was utter trash

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>>29850350
Oh, sorry then.

>>29849888
Or it is better that I do not trouble others in the first place and do not form a relationship at all. Respect is earned; I have done nothing to earn their respect nor do I feel that I ever will.

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No matter how these new episodes may turn out I am still so glad we'll be seeing new Twiggles. It seems like it's been way too long already. Come back purple princess.

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>>29850762
>Come back purple princess.
Yeah, come back.
Come back up that plot.

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>>29850820
I hope we'll get more sexy plotshots in the new season.

>>29851155
I want to marry that mare and give her many foals

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I want to be human Twilight and smell pony Twilight's clean and well-kempt mane

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>>29855112
What about not so clean unkempt mane after a rough night with you?

>>29856271
Those stars shining inside the crecent moon trigger my autism

>>29856288
Maybe it was a full moon and she blasted it with magic so there's a hole now.

I actually enjoyed the idea of a multiverse with many different kinds of Twilights. What other ones could there be?

>>29856555
what are you even talking about, we didn't even get to see the other twilights in the other timelines

>>29856555
One for every fetish, every general and every cyoa. That's how it works here.