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MLP/Incestuous Relationships Thread

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Previous thread: >>29529476

"Whatever happened to these threads?" edition.

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Goddammit OP.
Let the thread sleep.
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No Impreg?
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Um, don't die I guess


Even though frosty is kill
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>>29654381
THOSE ARENT EVEN MLP CHARACTERS ANYMORE. THIS IS AN MLP BOARD.
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>>29655261
It's EqG Fluttershy and her cousin Anon.
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Don't mind me, just fishing for writefags.

>tfw your sisters will never compete for your love
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>>29655381
Feels bad man.
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>>29655381
I'm picturing Sweetie Belle trying to be extra-cute for Anon, like sitting on his lap and giving him hugs all the time. Maybe going out of her way to let him know that she loves him. Rarity would ask him to judge some new clothes that she's making, all of which are sexy and extremely revealing. Immediately after the impromptu striptease, Rarity would order him to stand up because she "just remembered that [he] hasn't had his pants measured in forever". As soon as Anon is stripped down to his skivvies, Rarity takes his measurements as though nothing was wrong. She even measures the distance between his waistband and the tip of his erection. She'd be kneeling there in front of him, face just inches away from the cock that's straining to break through the thin fabric of his custom-made underwear. The fabric at the tip would be dark and damp from pre-cum, which she would poke with her finger before making a big show of popping her finger into her mouth. If Anon lets her, she'll use the excuse of "testing the elasticity of the fabric" or "needing this enormous bulge gone so that I may get an accurate measurement" and then start to jack Anon off through his underwear. Then again, this might all be too much for Anon and he'll rip cock out of his underwear, grab Rarity's head (she's still hovering at crotch-level with him), and then face-fuck her until he cums down her throat.
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>>29655279
She doesn't have a cousin and you can't even tell it's her aside from the hair
It looks like someone pulled some oniichan pic off Google and dyed the hair and claimed it's Fluttershy.
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>>29656201
>you can't even tell it's her aside from the hair
That's just how Nayaa draws her.

And you could pretty much say the same about any pony or EqG in the show.
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>>29655381
Oh my please make this happen.
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>>29655381
>Anon overhears this
>Believes that Rarity is just teasing Sweetie Belle so that she doesn't have to explain why incest is a taboo
>Gets the weirdest boner regardless
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>Timber!!!!
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Is onichansfables confirmed dead?
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>are those clean or used sunset?
Broo I--
>CLEAN OR USED!!!
........used
>carry on
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>tfw your hot cousins all married chads
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>>29655381
>>29655566
>>29656132
>>29656283
>>29656397

>You will never be their middle brother.
>You will never have Sweetie Belle call you big bro while being a clingy little sister and Rarity will never be a teasing big sister that likes to take measurements for clothes she plans to make for you, going "my, my~" every time she inspects your growing frame.
>Rarity will never dote on you while making sure to press her rack against you because she knows how flustered you get by it.
>Sweetie Belle will never say she wants to marry you when you grow up.
>She will never sneak into your bed during stormy nights or peck you on the cheek every morning.
>She will never introduce you to her friends as her boyfriend without warning.
>She will never pull you in for a kiss, right on the lips to prove it.
>You will never struggle with how okay you are with this
>This will never cause you and your sister to indulge in each other everywhere in the house every time your family isn't there
>Rarity will never come home early one day to catch you two in a compromising position about to take the plunge and have actual sex for the first time
>You two will never freakout and make a dumb excuse like being just curious
>Rarity will never take this opportunity to give you two the talk, while pointing everything out on your naked bodies.
>Rarity will never pull you into her lap and begin lightly jerking you off for Sweetie.
>She will never strip down as well and teach you both about oral, going down on you with Sweetie Belle and then having you go down on her
>Rarity will never guide your hips to Sweetie's entrance.
>She will never congratulate you on being each other's firsts.
>Rarity will never give you pointers on how to please Sweetie as she watches you two fuck, a hand between her legs.
>You will never have Rarity lick your cum straight from Sweetie's quivering pussy while presenting hers for you to fuck as well.
>You will never spend the afternoon in a threesome with your sisters.
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>>29656648
He posted last thread didn't he?
Or was it the one before?
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>>29656966
>You will never keep your relationship a secret for years
>You will never find yourself falling in love
>Sweetie Belle will never still want to keep her promise of marrying you
>Rarity will never confess that waking up to yours and Sweetie's faces every morning (when mom and dad are away) is what makes getting out of bed worth it to her
>You will never dream of moving out of the city and living together where nobody knows you are related
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>>29657526
I want to feel that feel.
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>>29657653
>>You will never dream of moving out of the city and living together where nobody knows you are related
>You will never realize this dream
>Rarity will never buy a building (complete with a small apartment over top it on the second floor) to launch her fashion boutique
>You and Sweetie will never move in with her to help out and to "get out there and see the world" as you told your parents
>You will never be able to hold hands in public
>You will never feel your heart skip a beat when you share a kiss with one of your sisters in front of other people
>You will never wake up to the sight of your sister's sleeping faces every single morning
>You will never share a sleepy smile and a tired good-morning kiss, with each of you politely ignoring the other's morning breath.
>You will never stay like this for years
>They will never be the happiest of your lives
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>>29657725
The best part is that the first generation of children won't have any genetic defects.
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>>29657766
>You will never cuddle up to your pregnant sister, spooning her from behind and rubbing gentle circles in her bloated tummy
>You and the sister who isn't pregnant will never dote on her
>They will never read every book on parenting that they can get their hands on
>The three of you will never spend countless nights wide awake as you excitedly theorize about what it will be like to be parents
>Rarity and Sweetie Belle will never decide that they'll both be called "mom", regardless of who has the baby
>You will never have no doubt in your mind that you are loved dearly
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>>29657781
>Not impregnating them both.
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>>29657820
You will eventually. It's all a matter of deciding who goes first.
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>>29656641
>ywn knock up your hot older sister
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>>29657901
>"W-what are we gonna tell mom and dad?!"
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>>29658093
It's gonna be hard to convince mom and dad that Fluttershy went to a party and got knocked up... 4 times... or why all those kids insist on calling her brother "daddy"...... or why her brother lives in Fluttershy's house and encourages this behaviour... I think they might suspect that shenanigans are afoot.
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>>29658093
>Not fucking each other on the kitchen table when you know that your parents are about to come home
>Not tossing them the used pregnancy test at them and then going back to fucking
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>>29656648
>>29656982
> Yeah I've been on a long hiatus. Been really busy putting all my time into my classes and work. It's spring break time now for me, and I plan on updating my story.
> Honestly I was hoping the thread would stay dead until I was ready, but in the next day or two I should have an update ready.
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>>29658380
Forgot name
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>>29658380
>Why do you type non-greentext things in greentext format?
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>>29658380
By the way, could you trip/namefag for me real quick?
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>>29655381
Yus
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>>29655381
Despite having no attraction to any of my family, the image and your greentext line make me feel profound sadness.
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>>29658483
Is this good enough for you?
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It was perfect, Onii, thank you.
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>>29658642
When will you be writing again?
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>>29659262

>>29658380
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Im writing right now
Update monday night tursday morningt if things go well
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>>29659962
Awesome!
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>>29655250
Frosty is Kill? Since when?
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>During yet another Apple family reunion, you, a young Anonymous, must cope with your distaste of it.
>You weren't even allowed to bring your vidya because "Apple family time is family bonding time"
>It's not like there's any guys your age there, your cousins are mostly all girls.
>There you are pushed by your parents into playing with your cousins Apple Bloom and Babs Seed while the grown ups catch up and drink while the feast is being prepared.
>You are a huge grump about it.
>Your cousins always were incredibly clingy and adored you for reasons you couldn't understand.
>You follow these accented harpies around in their games through the beating hot sun of the countryside until you come across the nearby lake.
>You used to swim in it a lot when you were younger.
>Your cousins want to skinny dip.
>You lot are in your mid teens, that's verboten.
>They manage to coax you into it anyway.
>You notice that they've matured a lot physically since last you met.
>They must know what you are thinking because despite their splashing about you can spy a red tinge in their cheeks from time to time.
>It's fine, it's still wholesome fun.
>That is, until they move into your relaxed part of the lake and start getting really hands on and "curious"
>They knew exactly what they were doing.
>End up losing your virginity to one of your still wet cousins behind some trees next to the lake.
>All before the family lunch.
>Spend the next couple of days of the reunion screwing your cousins in various ways, places, and in various states of undress right under the family's nose.
>Get commented upon on how close you three are when they give you a big goodbye hug before you leave.
>Parents act all smug because you actually enjoyed yourself.
>They don't know.
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>>29660492
Since late-ish last year. He wrote something and the RGRE thread responded as it's known to do.
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Not sure if anyone is interested but I can still continue this.

http://pastebin.com/9R0gmw91
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>>29660531
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>>29660554
Yes. Yes, yes, YES continue this! P-Please, I mean.
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>>29660550
Didn't frosty write a short smut with a mute sister Vinyl last thread? >>29548148
Frosty's alive, he's out there.
>>29660554
Nigga, you don't need to ask.
These threads are almost always lacking actual green and writefags, it's mostly prompts and one post greens.
Be the writefag we need right now.
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>>29660559
>>29660566
Will try and update after work then senpai a lams.
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>>29660582
I always forget it changes that word. But I do like to call people senpaii.

>>29660581
That pic so accurate it's not even funny. Especially when you draw. Blank page is one of the most intimidating things mentally.
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>>29660598
>I always forget it changes that word. But I do like to call people senpaii.
It's honestly gotten to the point where I'm automatically calling people "sempai".

>That pic so accurate it's not even funny. Especially when you draw. Blank page is one of the most intimidating things mentally.
Hell, even when you write. I think everyone experiences an "oh god what am I even doing, how do I turn this into something that gives people a giggle m8" feeling when they look at a blank page; regardless of if you're writing or drawing.
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>>29660531
One with Applejack? Anon want to loses his virginity to his cousin who is 5 years older than Anon that has cute accent.
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>>29660606
>Keeps calling him "sugarcube"
>Can't stop blushing
>Doesn't express the raw amounts of affection that Apple Bloom or Babs would, but keeps an eye out for you and frequently invites you back to stay at the farm for a few days
Applejack is the sort of girl who would secretly entertain daydreams about her family (being the rednecks that they are) being okay with her and Anon, but never seriously considering going steady and/or public with him. If Anon shacked up with Apple Bloom and Babs, I could see them trying to run away together while they're in their late teens or something.
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>>29660618
Plus Appul likes them young.
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>>29660629
If Applejack caught Anon with Applebloom and Babs Seed, she'd probably silently retreat to her room and masturbate for a while. The next time Anon visits, she'd strategically interrupt the three of them and demand a (possibly one-time) roll in the hay with Anon as a bribe to keep quiet. She'd make her sister and cousin watch.
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>>29660618
>>29660629
>Anon is 18-19
>Applejack is 23-24
>Applejack leads him to barn house and makes a makeshift bed of hay.
>She straddles Anon and have him slowly enter her.
>"It's OK sugarcube I know it's your first time just take it nice and slow.
>"Don't worry cousin it's only natural."
>"Wow nelly, slow down there I don't want you to give out on me just yet."
>You will never pull out and cum on her freckle covered butt.
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>>29660656
>She will never kiss your forehead and say;
>"You did great sugarcube."
>What Anon doesn't know is that Applejack has a virgin fetish.
>She took her sister's and Bab's virginities something about taking away someone's innocence makes her wet.
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>>29660531
unf
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>>29660554
Aww yes!
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>>29660656
>You will never try to count the number of freckles on her butt
>With your tongue
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>>29660652
*breath in*
DOYOUEVENACTUALLYWATCHMLP
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>>29654381
I've missed quite a lot of threads before. Are there more arts from this artist and this general?
Is this artist still around?
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>>29660702
Yes in fact he is going to write and maybe draw more tonight and tomorrow morning.
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>>29656201
Dude. Watch the first episode again
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>>29660702

>>29659962
should've lurked before asking.
Where can I see more of his art?
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>>29660699
AB is Applejack's sister, and Babs is her's and AB's cousin. I don't think that they actually ever had sex and Anon never made an appearance on the show, if that's what got you upset.
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>>29660699
>Not watching the episode with incestuous lesbian sex
And you call yourself a fan.
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>>29660656
>>29660697
>You will never kiss and lick every single freckle on her body.
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>>29661063
>You will never spend an afternoon wasting away the hours worshiping her breasts
>Applejack will never make it up to you by spending the following afternoon with her face buried in your crotch
Dammit, why can't this be ME?!
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>>29661099
Or
>Applejack will never make it up to you by having your dick between her sweaty toned thighs for hours giving you the thigh fuck of your life.
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>>29661099
I want Applejack to be my loving older sister.
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>>29661143
She will never give you a handy if you feel pent up.
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>>29661146
>not a quick ride in the hayloft
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>>29661153
>Not lying down on Apple Bloom's bed while Applejack gives you a thigh fuck
>Not making sure your cock grinds against her pussy
>Not doing everything you can think of to her breasts
>Not abstaining from actual sex after Applejack tells you that she's saving herself for marriage (and then shooting you a wink)
>Not making your little sister Apple Bloom wonder why her sheets smell so funny that night
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>>29661153
It's middle of harvest you either get a handy or nothing.
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>>29661153
>Spend the morning working the orchard and bantering with her.
>Minutes before the break you two sneak away to have a hot, sweaty and tired quickie before Granny calls you all out for lunch.
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>>29661181
>You will never marry your older cousin.
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>Applejack and Apple Bloom will never tie you up, take turns jacking you off, and competing to see who can make you spurt your cum the furthest distance
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>>29661189
>You will never confront your feelings for your gorgeous farmer cousin and realize how deep they run
>You will never visit the farm and find Applejack all alone
>You will never have a very long, very honest discussion with her
>You will never find out that she feels the same way
>You will never live together in sin, being unable to become legally married
>You will never care much about what a dumb piece of paper says
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>>29654381
Who the fuck are they?
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>>29661209
Fluttershy and Fluttercousin.
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>>29661209
>>29661225
Don't know who the one on the left is but the one on the right looks like nolan or whatever the bradical general called him
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Since Applejack's getting a lot of attention for some reason have this green from a previous thread if any of you guys haven't read it yet
http://pastebin.com/wS8Y1ZfT
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>>29661250
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>>29661250
>for some reason
She's kind, caring, family-oriented, never goes halfway with anything, and her family living in the country lets us blatantly use the stereotype of southerners not being too concerned if their lover is a close relative in order to help grease the wheels of incestuous love.
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>>29661293
I understand the appeal, I meant for some reason since the green that triggered the Appul appreciation was about the the little appul and a cousin, and before that it was the marshmallow sisters.
Talk about coming out of nowhere and stealing the show, eh?
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>>29661209
>>29661225
>>29661233
a cute
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>>29660554
How did you misspell hell? Line 96
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>>29661293
>and her family living in the country lets us blatantly use the stereotype of southerners not being too concerned if their lover is a close relative

>Anon and Applejack are caught by Granny Smith
>Granny shrugs and tells them to quiet down and to be careful about having kids before they're ready
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>>29661460
Based Granny.
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>>29661371
>>29660554
and this
252.>"I mean I do sit with her at lunch ya know."
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>>29661460
>>29661585

>"Y'all best not be doin' that sort 'o thing instead 'o workin', it's the middle 'o harvest."
>Applejack, now completely red in her freckled face, is still on top of you and using her stetson to hide the goods.
>Granny leaves.
>GRANNY RETURNS
>"An' y'all better be plannin' 'ta marry! Tusslin' in the hay jus' fer fun ain't wholesome an' Ah raised yew better than that Applejack."
>(Exit Granny)
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>>29661705
>>GRANNY RETURNS

>You and your older sister sit still, frozen in place for a long two minute after the last sounds of Granny walking away disappear
>Despite yourself, you can still feel your cock throbbing in Applejack's insides.
"S-So," you stutter, rubbing your sister's bare thighs in comfort, "Did that ruin it fer you?"
>Applejack is silent for a moment, and then starts rolling her hips.
>"Nope."
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I'm liking this big sister Applejack thing.
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>>29661807
oh my
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>>29661847
I want to be Applejack's horny little brother who gets no action from the ladies, so she has to do the big sisterly thing and take matters into her own hands - literally.
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>>29661705
>>29661807
"S-So, Granny," you say, playing nervously with the hem of your sweater, "You were jokin' when you told me an' Anon to marry, right?"
>You try to laugh, but all you can do is choke out a high-pitched giggle.
"C-Cuz he's my brother, an' you can't go marryin' yer brother, r-right?"
>Granny doesn't even look up from her morning paper.
>"Not 'less y'all stop makin' love with each other. If you think you can get away with any o'that premarital sex nonsense, then y'all got another thang comin'."
>You bunch the sweater up around your stomach and then smooth it out again.
"Well, siblings gettin' married is illegal. Can't get hitched if-"
>"The minister here in Ponyville's an Apple," says Granny as she takes a sip from her coffee, "and he'll do whatever's best fer the family."
>You begin to sweat.
" 'kay! That's all Ah wanted to know, Granny."
>You get up to leave, doing your best to remain hunched over. You face away from Granny as soon as possible.
"Just curious, you know. I mean, what wou-"
>"Don't bother with the sweater trick, lil' missy," drawls Granny, freezing you in place and making your blood run cold, "It sure as heck didn't work 'gainst mah own parents when Ah was pregnant with yer papa, and ain't gonna work 'gainst me, neither."
>Welp.
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>>29661865
kek
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Thread theme?
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>>29661250
Muh erection
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>You will never be staying with relatives
>Your cousin will never be an uncontrollable pervert
>She will never sneak into your room while you're asleep
>She will never shove her head under your blanket and suckle on the head of your cock
>She will never drink down your semen as it leaves you in powerful spurts
>She will never pull her head back, wipe her mouth with the back of her hand, and sneak out of your room just as silently as she snuck in
>You will never notice that your cousin's giving you some pretty intense looks the next morning
>You will never remain clueless

I need to be more careful of which tab I have open before I hit "submit".
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>>29662457
ewww /rgre/
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>>29662462
Don't judge me, thread-about-having-sex-with-family.
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>>29568520
plz return
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Speaking of rgre, here's a little gem that could fit in this thread with a little bit of creativity.

>>29662044
>Anon is hurled back through time
>Ends up shacking up with teen/young adult Celestia and her parents in their castle
>For some reason, Luna is nowhere to be seen
>Celestia is consumed by bottomless cocklust, and is trying to get into Anon's pants
>Eventually he succumbs
>Oops, she's pregnant
>Her parents are pissed at her instead of him, because RGRE
>Now she's less valuable for diplomatic marriages
>Her mom laughs nervously
>"It's okay, everything will be fine! We'll just...raise the child ourselves, and tell everyone it's your sister!"
>Oh, shit
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>>29663067
>Gotta get back, back to the past to cum in Celly.
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>>29663210
>"It's your kids, Marty!"
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>>29663335
Marty should've totally banged his teenage mom.
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>>29663365
Does that mean he would of been his own dad?
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>>29663067
This would basically be the plot of back to the future only with Calvin Klein telling the Doc to go home and then shacking up with his own mother.
>>29663377
Through retrocausality yes, since past and present is fixed: if time travel is actually possible then it stands to reason that anything a time traveller does in the past must have been part of history all along, then going by that reasoning he was his own father all along and the loop goes as such.
>Teen Anon goes back in time > Meets Teen mom > They fuck > Anon is born > Teen Anon goes back in time.
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>page 8
I didn't read all about Anon fucking his sisters/cousins to let this happen.
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>You will never go back in time, have impregnate your grandmother, then go to the present and impregnate your mother/daughter, and then raise yourself as your own father/grandson/son
Gonna fuckin kill myself, famalamadingdong
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its not in the pastebin in the header, so does anyone have the pastebin for nayaa's fluttercousin?
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>>29664123
>Incestual family tree of a time-traveler
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>>29664625
nevermind im retarded
it is in the pastebin
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>>29664687
>"So you're your grandfather."
"Yes."
>"...your FATHER..."
"Yes."
>"And.... and your own son."
"..."
>"..."
"Yes."
>"Where did you even come from to begin with?"
"I am forever. I was born from the universe and I ensured my own creation."
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>>29664881
Grandson too, right? Man, what would this mutant even look like?
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>>29664970
He looks like Anon. With every generation of fucking, he's inserting more of his genes into the offspring. His mother is 50% Anon, and since Anon impregnated her too, the resulting child (aka Anon) is 75% Anon.

.......

Wait.
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>>29664985
All this means is that his motehr ang grandmother are genetically identical to him, and that no mutations took place. No problem here.
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>>29664970
This.
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>>29660702
Here's what i've drawn green related
Or at least, most of them
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Previously on
http://pastebin.com/0NgmyEhq

>You’re Anon
>”Anon , please! I told you already, I am really sorry”
>You and your cousin are now at the mall
>After buying some provisions and animal food you’re on your way to the food court
>You haven’t said a single word until now
>And yes, you’re still angry
>It’s hard to recall what happened after you reached the music room
>You heard your cousin sing and you complimented her, only to receive a microphone to the face
>When you recovered consciousness you were at the school’s infirmary, the first thing you heard is the school nurse’s heartily laugh
>The woman, named Redheart just told you that were going to have a cut in your forehead, right between your eyebrows to be precise
>It was already patched up, nothing serious you hope
>Now you’re in the middle of the mall, carrying animal food with a huge patch in your face
>”Anon!” Anon finally raises her voice and plants in front of you, she looks at your eyes and pouts
>Your cousin needs to know that throwing electronics at people faces can make people angry, Come on son, put your toughest face
>Flutter’s lips are starting to quiver, Aww-
>No! Keep that face!
>Come on Anon, be strong, you can do i-
>”I am sorry” She says as her eyes are starting to water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPewWjkkJDQ
>D’aww fuck it, you could be a huge bastard with everyone else, but never your little Flutters even if you wanted to
“Aww Flutters, I can’t be mad at you” your face softens in less than one second
>She gives you a big smile and tackles you for a hug. It’s a good thing that she’s light as a feather, or else both of you would hit the floor hard
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>>29665483
>that pic
I don't think I've ever been that cozy.
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>>29665483
>”Oh, Anon” She nuzzles your chest, but also you feel…
>Feel her breast pressing against your abdomen. So soft so warm, so… BONER WHAT THE FUCK
>”Fuck you, assuming control”
>F-fug
“I-it’s alright Flutters, no worries” you say, gently shoving your cousin “M-man I am SO hungry! Don’t you Flutters?!”
>”Oh right, look at the time!” Fluttershy looks at her cellphone “Let’s get something to eat and go to the shelter!”
>Phew, that was close. Now that would’ve been awkward as fuck. What the fuck brain?
>”Well look at her” you answer mentally, at the same time you raise your eyes and look at your cousin skipping to a table
>You’ve never noticed, how much Flutters have developed since the last time you saw her
>Hell she was just a small fragile kid when you and your mother had to go to another city, to see her like she is now
>Those well-toned legs, her hair is now really long and silky, her eyes still have that innocent spark but that little make up she wears gives her a sense of maturity
>Not only she’s beautiful, but also she still haven’t lost her kindness and motherly instincts, specially towards animals
>She’s such a perfect woman
>Man, the guy who get her surely will be the luckiest motherfucker on earth
>”Anon?” Hearing your name snaps you back to reality “Are you okay?”
>Seeing her reassuring smile just makes you happy
“Sorry Flutters, I’m good” You start walking to the table she’s in
>”Fluttershy, is that you my dear?”
>Wha?
>”Oh, Mr Discord!”
>You see an old guy with messy gray hair and equally gray goatee in a tacky suit, in a yellow shirt, a very colorful polka dot tie, khaki pants, and is that two different socks? Sheesh, might as well being a safe box, because you can’t find the combination anywhere in this guy’s attire
>”Oh doing wonderful, dearie”
>Despite you being at his side, he gracefully ignores you grabs the chair you were gonna use and sits next to Flutters
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>>29665492
>His mannerisms and his way of speaking scream “eccentric”
>And he’s trying to get very close to your cousin… too close for your liking
>You feel your eye twitching, every time he tries to hug her and pulling her over
>Calm down anon, he could be a friendly professo-
>”My Fluttershy, I REALLY hope you could visit me to my office really soon for a cup of tea” You see the old fart while taking her hand and kissing it
>Glass shattering.mp3
“Hey there Flutters! Care to introduce me to your FRIEND?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-PMYXaIzek
>”Oh!” Fluttershy snuck out from the man’s hug and reaches out to your side “Anon look, he’s –“
>”Ohohohoh, my my my, where are my manners?” The man stands up and plants himself in front of you “The name is Discord, greetings young man”
>Holy fuck the guy is really tall! No Anon, don’t puss out. Stick out your chest, make a frown and cross your arms
>He extends his hand waiting to greet him
“The name’s Anon” you said bluntly
>”Oh, so you’re THE Anon!” He places his hands in his cheeks excited “I am gonna have so much fun with you!”
>yfw no face
>Sorry, neither your cousin nor you are in that stuff
>”Hmm, strange” He scans you from top to bottom, you just don’t move “Fluttershy told me you were a bit more…friendly”
>Still more silence from your side
>”Aww come now, young man, that’s not the way to treat your degree director”
>wut
>”Anon, Mr. Discord works at Canterlot University” Flutters tugs your arm. Great, good Job Anon
>“He’s the one who first told me that you passed your test”
>You did your exam 3 days after arriving to the city, you were surprised 2 days later you received the good news from Flutters that you passed, ready to start the next semester
>So that’s how
>”I do say I received some good words from this young lady” Discord says smirking “Try to not let me down, boy”
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>>29665509
>You don’t show anything, but shit did that sounded ominous
>”Well Fluttershy, I have to go back to work” Discord starts to wave at her “See you next semester Anonymous”
>…
>With Discord out of your line of sight you relax and let out all the air you stored in your lungs, and proceed to take your seat, that was previously used
>Not gonna lie, he’s a very intimidating guy
>”Anon, that wasn’t very nice” What? Now she’s scolding you? “Mr. Discord is a good man. It’s not like you to act like that”
“S-sorry” you lower your head “I sorta snapped to see him so close to you”
>”Anon”
>Great, you just screwed up
“I’ll go and fetch our food” You stand up “You want a Caesar?”
>Huh? Y-yeah sure, but An-“
“Good, be right back”
>You quickly go to buy the food
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>>29665517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwRa50gIlCQ
>You’re now Rarity
>And you and Sunset just seen poor Anon feeling bad out of his jealousy fit
“Sunset, dear, this will not just do!”
>The girls and you were following the couple ever since they left the school
>They were giving you a hard time, ever since Anon was really silent all the way until recently
>This date sure it started rocky. It took a better term after Fluttershy apologized for whatever reason
>”Well, what do we do?” Sunset asks “They’ve been down in the dumps, specially Anon”
>You and the girls were thinking on how to get the soon to be lovers close, soon an idea just reaches at you
>You take out your phone and start typing at Pinkie Pie, yeah, this might work
>”I know that look, what are you planning Rarity?”
“Oh, you’ll see soon enough”
>From now, you need to talk to the lover boy
”Now Sunset, darling, I have to talk to Anon” You try to point out Anon’s ubication “I need you to talk to Fluttershy and make her to forget what just happened”
>”Alright Rarity” Sunset nods “I trust you, let’s go”
>You make your way to the food stand Fluttershy’s boyfriend is. Judging by his body language he still is having a hard time.
>”Let’s see, Guess I’ll get her a Caesar…”
“If I may, darling, I think Fluttershy would like to try that one” You approach to him and point out to the salad number 5
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>>29665525
>”Huh? How do you-” He turns his head to meet your eyes”Oh, hey! You’re the girl from the school”
“I believe we haven’t been formally presented, darling” You extend your hand “The name is Rarity”
>Almost immediately his demeanor changes, He looks now upbeat and confident
>Trying to hide his real feelings? Men are so adorably predictable
>He takes your hand and softly shakes it. Firm but gentle grab, Fluttershy really have does taste in men
>”Hey, mine is Anonymous, Anon for short” You already knew but whatever “A pleasure”
“What a lovely name”
>”So what do you know about Fluttershy?”
“oh, well, funny you should ask, I am a friend of her, me and my other friend, Sunset we managed to cross path with her”
>You point out where now your partner is with, she’s now talking to Fluttershy, good job Sunset!
>”So you’re the friends Flutters talked about?”
>You nod
“I may sound intrusive but, I couldn’t help but feeling you’re not on your emotional peak, darling”
>Anonymous lets out a sigh “Am I really that obvious?”
>”I…think I screwed up” He hangs his head
“How so, darling?”
>”You see…” He really struggles to find a point to begin “ You know about someone named Discord?”
>You two made your orders and after a brief summary of what happened you finally get the whole picture
>He feels guilty because his sudden jealousy , you can’t help but let out a small giggle
>”What’s so funny?”
“Oh Anonymous” you put a hand on his shoulder “It’s okay to feel a bit of jealousy from time to time”
>”But the way Flutters reacted…”
“It’s normal, dear” you cuthim off “She has never seen that facet of you. It’s okay to show it from time to time, but with their small doses”
>He really is pondering
“But still, you really need to apologize if you feel bad about it”
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>>29665533
>”But the way Flutters reacted…”
“It’s normal, dear” you cuthim off “She has never seen that facet of you. It’s okay to show it from time to time, but with their small doses”
>He really is pondering
“But still, you really need to apologize if you feel bad about it”
>You two receive your orders and pay
>Sunset and Fluttershy are still just as you left them, giggles and small talk
“Sorry for the delay Sunset “
>”It’s okay Rarity” She stands up “Think about it, okay Fluttershy”
>Fluttershy nods, whatever Sunset talked to her, it should work to better the mood of these two lovebirds
“Well, Ta-tá, darlings” You look back at Anonymous “Think about it okay?”
>With that being said you and Sunset retire from the food court

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That's it for now
A small update, but hope you enjoyed
Pastebin will be updated tomorrow
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>>29665412
>"Okay."
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>>29665412
>Didn't posted the link
http://imgur.com/a/UTArI

Nice one Nayaa
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>>29665545
Looking forward to more.
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>>29665545
Doing God's work here.

>>29665666
Satan agrees.
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early morning bump
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>>29665636
11/10 based
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good morning bump
save me incest thread
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>you will never hold your sister Flittershy while she "waters" the flowers
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>>29666782
Are you implying that Fluttershy pees on her garden and Anon guides her hips to help her aim?
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>>29666928
Yes. That's exactly what I was implying.
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>>29666933
I'm okay with that.
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>>29666744
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Holy smokes, those threads are still going? Now I feel really bad for leaving it quite a while ago. Even though I've started my greenstory as a silly thing on vacations... now I feel Like I really have to finish it. I hope I'll be able to do so soon, since I have some time on my hands now.
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>>29667574
Holy fuck. It's good to see you man.
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>>29667574
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>>29666933
"Im fucking pissed Carrot Cake!"
>"Why is that Flutterdad”
"My goddamn nephew”
>"You nephew?"
"Yes, the fucker pissed outside my house"
>"well, maybe wass too shy to ask to use your toilet"
"Not only that, he also wrote his name with his pee"
>"W-well, he might be one of those art guys"
"Carrot, that was my daughter's handwritting!!"
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>>29667574
I want to cum inside big sister Twi.
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>>29667975
Anon, you gotta ubicate your enis if you're going in dry.
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>>29667639
lel
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>>29665545
Why is pastebin only a thousand words? were is the rest of this story.
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>>29667657
It is a big sister's obligation to alleviate her horny little brother's sexual tension and frustration. It's what big sister's are for.
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>>29669043
>Be Anon
>Have an older sister named Moondancer
>Said sister is a huge weeb
>Doesn't have many friends and doesn't leave her room too often
>Parents are usually out of the house because of business, so it isn't like she's missing too much by sticking to her room for most of the day
>The isolation, internet exposure, and massive amounts of anime (both actual anime and increasingly-lewd hentai) watching have made her somewhat detached from reality
>Has recently started coming out of her room more
>To your surprise, Moondancer uses her visits outside her room to spend time with you
>Out of nowhere, she just seems to be really fond of you, but you're sure it'll wear off or she'll get bored or something eventually
>You decide to enjoy the extra time you have with your sister while you can
>Does shit like calling you "onii-chan" and cuddles her arm when she sits next to you, but you're willing to put up with SOME bullshit; she is family, after all
>One day, you're watching TV; some dumb movie, it doesn't matter
>You hear the tell-tale -CLICK- of Moondancer's door opening and closing again
>The stairs creak as she walks up the stairs to the living room, where you are
>You can see her approach in your peripheral vision, and so you turn your head to greet her
>Your jaw immediately drops.
>Moondancer's outfit is... lacking in certain areas.
>She's still wearing her signature black turtleneck sweater, of course
>She's got some white knee-high socks
>And finally, a pair of panties.
>No pants; no pyjamas; nothing.
>Just panties separating you from your sister's (most likely hairy) privates.
>She isn't exactly well-known for her personal hygiene, and you DO spot a big poofy bump right above her crotch when your eyes betray you and stare blatantly at Moondancer's groin
>"H-Hey, Onii-chan..." she stutters, blushing and playing with the hem of her sweater, "M-mind if I s-sit down?"
>You're too shocked to say no.
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>>29669225
>As if on auto-pilot, you stammer something that could, under certain circumstances, be interpreted as being in the affirmative.
>Your big sister trots over to your couch, and your guilty-of-treason eyeballs are once more drawn to a part of your sister's anatomy that you really shouldn't be staring at
>This is to say, your eyeballs went up and down and up and down as they followed the slight bounce normally not present on your sister's sweater-clad chest.
>You suspect she may not be wearing a bra.
>As per usual, Moondancer shuffles herself close to you as soon as her no-pants-allowed bum plants itself onto the couch.
>She grabs hold of your arm and pins it to her chest, right in between her breasts.
>Despite the thick wool separating you from your sister's chest, you can confirm that Moondancer has decided to go without a bra today.
>"Anon?"
>You nearly jump when she threads her fingers through your own, but you can't pull your arm away - it's trapped against your big sister's admittedly ample chest.
"Y-Yeah?"
>You take a shaky breath and slowly turn your head towards your sister.
>Through some act of God, you somehow hadn't noticed that Moondancer had rested her head on your shoulder.
>By turning you're head, you've come nose-to-nose with your big sister.
>Her big, purple eyes are framed by a full-face blush.
>"You love me, right?"
>You lick your lips, unintentionally brushing your tongue against Moondancer's lips.
>From what parts of her face you can see, your sister's expression goes from shocked to determined.
"Y-Yeah... 'course I do..."
>"Then... then close your eyes, okay? Do it for big sister."
>You don't even get a chance to contemplate her request, much less follow her instructions.
>As soon as the words are out of her mouth, Moondancer screws her eyes shut and presses forward, closing that tiny one-inch gap between the two of you.
>Her soft lips press against yours and your mind goes blank.

Sounded like something from an anime, so here this is
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>>29669225
>cuddles her arm
cuddles YOUR arm*
fuck
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>>29669246
This has been done almost exactly the same way before though the personal hygiene thing turned into anon giving her a bath and lewdness occurs
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>>29669311
You mean stanky nerd girls? That ain't incest, friendo. If you don't mean stanky nerd girls, maybe please provide us with a link if you have one
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Anybody know good incest stories that aren't in the pastebin? Maybe something lost in the pages of desuarchive?
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>>29669340
I think he might be getting that and the paraplegic sister Rainbow Dash story mixed up.

Or did we have an unwashed sister Moondancer story in here as well? I can't remember for sure...
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>>29669363
Is the 'Rarity is Anon's daughter' green in there?
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>>29669511
That wasn't from this thread was it?
IIRC those had their own threads years ago.
Would be awesome if someone had a pastebin of it though. That'd probably be worth reading again.
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>>29669363
There was something with Incestia giving her son a bath from the (old) fetish generals, but it's probably lost in the moe archives from before the servers crashed.

There was also a fimfic with Rainbow dad fucking his -very young- daughter. I can't find the specific one I'm looking for, but there seem to be several incest stories featuring this pair.
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>>29667639
at least it wasn't his son's
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>>29669225
>Onii-chan is for big brother
>Ototo is for younger brother
Goddammit Moondancer get your shit together
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>>29669700
>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224890/1/learning-new-things/books-can-only-teach-so-much
Here we go.
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>>29669598
http://pastebin.com/qapKs0VJ
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>>29669951
thx
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>>29660554
A-are you coming back?
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How can a thread about sexual relationships with family possibly reach page 8? Nothing more natural in the world.
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Fluttershy is best big sister.
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>>29670812
>Nurtures you
>Is always ready with a hug and a reassuring word
>Musters up her courage to defend you if need be, but can often times convinces others to leave the two of you alone with her stare of disapproval
>That very stare can be used on you if you misbehave or otherwise disappoint Fluttershy, but she's quick to reassure you that, even though you've disappointed you and she expected better, it doesn't mean that she doesn't love you any more
>Her less-than-platonic affection for you isn't because she lacks social grace, or is obsessed with you, or because she's especially possessive of you and monitors what you do and who you talk to
>Fluttershy's affection for you is out of pure love
>She can see you and her being happy together for a long, long time
>Your first time having sex together will be very gentle and comfy, and you'll enjoy the post-sex cuddling just as much as you enjoyed the love-making
>Fluttershy is best big sister.

Forgive the non-humanized Fluttershy, I couldn't find a good humanized one.
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>>29670965
I'm not perfect, Anon.
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>>29660581
Was there ever a pastebin for the mute Vinyl green that Frosty wrote?
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>>29670883

Unf.
You have opened my eyes to Fluttercest, Anon.
Muh fucking dick.
Muh fucking HEART
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>>29672250
bump for fluttercest
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>>29670164
Possibly an update tonight.

Depressions been kickin me in the arse these last couple of days.

Sorry m8s.
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>>29672636
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oh hey this thread is back

>>29662964
k
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>>29672810
a tiny bit of wfg misses you
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>>29672566
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>>29672566
Having a secret incestuous sexual relationship with big sister Fluttershy would be the best.
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>>29674102
>Big Sister Fluttershy greets you when you get home with a kiss on the lips and a warm hug
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>>29654381
I'm back from the dead! And I actually wrote a plot line!

http://pastebin.com/X8xpizr6

>When you all arrive at the house you hurry inside.
>Dropping the keys off on the counter you tell the girls to go ahead and get dry first.
>You meanwhile head for the living room and plop down on the couch tired.
>Your wounds have healed nicely for the most part, yet the sense of unease still lingers.
>Not from how you got the injury instead the unease you feel is from Sunset.
>While you’ve been healing the sense of awkwardness and tension kept building.
>One of you had yet to give on the issue, the sound of laughter from the bathroom draws your attention, yet you can’t help but smile as you hear Sunset’s startled shrieks of laughter.
>It’s nice to hear her laugh again.
>The door to the bathroom clicks open and you quickly whip your head back to the screen channel surfing.
>The pitter patter of bare feet on the wooden floors echo in your ears before they come to a stop behind you.
>Before you’re able to speak you feel arms circle around you in a hug.
>”Thanks for picking us up Brother.”
>You’re hyperaware now of the softness resting against your neck. As well as the dampness that trickles down your neck as you feel smooth skin rubbing against your own.
>Damn it man, speak!
>Swallowing your suddenly dry throat you merely grunt at her, “S’fine, couldn’t leave you in the rain right?”
>Please don’t push it Sunset…
>Sunset simply hugs you tighter before letting you go, “Just wanted to say thanks, and also ask where our towels went.”
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>>29674401
>What?
>Without thinking you turn around to stare at her before finding your eyes locked onto a prominent pair of nips.
>Jerking back around you feel your face burn as you sputter out, “Try under the sink! They might have gotten moved there or we used them all up!”
>There is silence before an impish giggle from your sister as she ruffles your head.
>”Thanks, also you kno-”
>Before Sunset can finish she lets the offer die before you hear her sigh, “Nevermind.”


>Failing to banish the image of Sunset’s nips and the way her breasts laid on her chest you busy yourself with watching a show about some warrior trying to get back to the past.
>Seeing the way the warrior is haunted by visions of what he can’t do has you quickly changing the channel as the parallels hit a bit too close to home.
>Well fuck you too universe, you’ll just watch a documentary on sloths then.
>Twenty minutes in and you’re already passed out.
>It’s when something hits the couch that makes you jump as you awaken.
>Beside you is Lemon Zest with Sunset on the armchair nearby.
>”Sloths huh?” Zest asks looking at the television and yourself with an amused grin.
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>>29674409
“Hey they are an endangered species it’s interesting at least”
>You wince hearing how lame that excuse is.
>Zest simply giggles at your response and you can see Sunset rolling her eyes.
>”Hey pass the remote, I think my show is about to come on.” Sunset commands holding out a hand to you.
>Tossing the remote to her you watch as the television flicks to her channel just in time for one of the most annoying shows you’ve ever had the displeasure of watching appear.
“Steven Universe, really?”
>”Hey I like it, and I don’t jump on you for watching your silly cartoons about young wizards with a bunch of girls as their partner.” Sunset said crossing her arms with a pout.
“Mahou Sensei Negima is a work of art and you have no tastes you pleb!”
>”At least tell me you like Star vs the Forces of Evil?” Zest asks looking between you both.
>Sharing a glance with Sunset you simply shrug at Zest in response.
“Never watched what it.”
>The excited gasp is the first clue you have made a mistake.
>What follows is an in depth review of the virtues of Zest’s show before she commanders your computer to start playing episodes of her show.

>As the intro starts to play you catch Zest starting to hum along with the song.
“You’re awfully into this.”
>”Well duh! I mean Star gets to pretty much have unlimited power with her wand and gets into all these crazy shenanagins all the time, it’s awesome!”
>After Zests’ zeal in getting you and Sunset to watch you both settle in to watch.
>Halfway through you get up and bring back some pizza poppers to snack on what you watch.
>This of course brings both girls atop you as they snag poppers to enjoy.
>You keep a firm grip of the bowl as you know Sunset was always a little hog in regards to snack foods, Zest is little better, at least she doesn’t try to grab whole handfuls of the stuff.
>By the time the first episode ends Zest looks at you both with excitement, “So what’s you guys think?”
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>>29674417
“It was alright, a bit random at times I guess?”
>”Star’s kinda cute in that slightly spastic way Pinkie is, I mean not that isn’t a bad thing Pinkie’s just yanno Pinkie?” Sunset looks to you for in trying to understand what she is trying to say.
“Oh sunspots could you image Pinkie meeting Star?”
>”Please no…” Sunset simply whimpers at the thought.
>”Pinkie’s the cupcake one isn’t she?” Zest asks looking between you both.
“Yeah, from what little I’ve seen Pinks rathers...unique, you get used to it, but if you have a weak heart brace yourself.”
>”Oh please like Pinkie would actually intentionally try to give someone a heart attack.” Sunset rebutts your claim.
“Are you serious? She’ll jump out of a closet with nothing on but sparklers going surprise if it’s someone’s deep dark secret birthday wish.”
>”Now I know you’re having me on.” Zest said with a light laugh.

>Meanwhile, Pinkie firmly holds her nose tight as she crouches in Rainbow’s closet.
>’Jeez, I’m popular today…’
>’Oh there she is!’
>”SURPRISE RAINBOW~!”
>”Pinkie?!”
>”Happy Birthday and Coming out of the Closet part for two!”
>”Pinkie.”
>”Yyyes Rainbow?”
>”You do know that a party of two is usually a date right?”
>”Well I figured we skip that step.~”
>”N-now Pinkie, let’s be reasonable about this…”
>”Shh, just let it happen baby.”
>”EEP!”
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>>29674424
>”Nah, Pinkie’s just friendly like that after all.” Sunset said waving her hand back and forth before a yawn escapes her, “Jeez, I’m tired. Hey Zest you planning on sleeping on the couch or in my room?”
>”I’ll just take the couch, it’s rather comfy actually.” Zest replies stretching out before patting at your thigh with her feet.
“Jeez, you bunch are already tired? I feel pretty awake right now.”
>”You also had a nap before hand so don’t feel all superior now.” Sunset replies throwing a couch cushion at your face.
>Frowning at Sunset you simply stick your tongue out at her before standing up yourself.
“Well might as well get to bed myself then. Sunset you got Zest covered or?”
>”Y-” Sunset covers her mouth with her hand as she yawns, “Yeah, I’ll get it.”
>Saying goodnight to the girls you retire to your bed eager for some sleep now.

It's been bugging me on how to actually finish this story cuz I felt like I jerked you all around the bend with it, so I'm going to try to finish it.
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>>29674457
I'm picturing you saying each line in one big breath without any pauses, because that's what this reads like.
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>>29672566
Have a two post comfy for those dubs

>Be Anonymous.
>And you are currently in the process of beating the shit out of some cunts.
>Your hair is pink, so what!? How does that make you some nancy boy pole smoker?
>You grab the cowering cunt by his shirt and give him a smouldering stare so intense it would put Ghost Rider's Penance Stare to shame.
>You can feel him shake.
>You can feel him try to look away.
>He shrinks in your grasp as you seem to grow taller in his quivering eyes.
>His buddies do nothing but stand stock still.
"You sayin' I like dudes?"
>"S-S-S-Sorry! It was- was just a joke!"
>Tch, just a joke!?
>Nobody talks shit to YOUR face and gets to walk just like that!
>You punch the guy hard enough for him to stagger towards his two buddies.
>You kick up a chair and fold it.
"Alright, which one of you dumb ass, assinass, asses wants to go first!?"
>You have them between a wall and a hard place.
>They ain't goin nowhere.
>You keep staring at the cartoonishly cowering, so-called "bullies"
>"Anon!?" the familiar voice of your older sister breaks you from your near zerking trance.
>She comes running from the corner and stands between the three stooges and you.
>"What's going on? Why are you doing this?" Her voice is clear and easily heard, the kind of tone she saves when she's about to scold you.
"Those fuckers thought they could make fun of ME!" You stare.
>She puts her hands on her hips and stares back.
>"Language, mister."
>...
>You break eye contact, her stare game too strong for you.
>Sorry.
>"What was that?"
"S-Sorry."
>You loosen your grip on the chair.
>Fluttershy sighs with relief, tucking a lock of hair behind her ear.
>"It isn't me you should apologize to."
>Your stare comes back with a vengeance only to be snuffed out like a little ember as quickly as it came.
>The look of your sister...
>One not of anger or resentment, but one of disappointment and hope...
>You grumble and pull your hood up, covering your pink unkempt hair.
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>>29674628
make that three posts.

>You move towards the three bozos.
>The idea of apologizing to these bastards makes for a bitter taste in your mouth.
>You cross your arms and glare at them from under the hood.
"I'm sorry."
>"That's good. Now..." Your sister gets closer and kindly looks to the still trembling cunts. "P-Please apologize to my brother too, if you don't mind."
>You get a satisfied smirk at that.
>They should grovel.
>"We're r-real sorry about that Anonymous, brah, we'll never do it again, r-right guys?"
>The other two nod.
>"Thank you, now you three should be nicer to others, saying mean things might land you in a heap of trouble."
>The three thank your sister and make their way around you to leave, hugging the lockers just to be as far away as possible.
>Once they're gone and only you and Fluttershy remain in this corner of the hall, she lets out a breath, before turning to you with her cheeks puffed.
>"Anon, you know I don't like being on the spot like that..."
"Maybe you shouldn't get involved then?"
>"I can't just look away when I see my brother about to make a mistake."
>You're about to say something but she continues with a softer voice.
>"You've already been suspended a few times, what would mom and dad say if you were expelled?"
>You'd wager they'd passively not say anything.
"Tell that to the jackas- to everyone that picks on me, I can't just take it lying down! I can't trick myself into believing that if I just keep the "moral high ground" I win no matter what they do."
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>>29674644

>Fluttershy just walks up to you - your height just now starting to surpass her own - and pulls your hood down.
>"Are you ashamed of your hair that much? Don't you like it? It's the same shade as mine..."
"It's different, you're a girl, it suits you..."
>She smiles and runs her hand over your short hair.
>"It doesn't matter if I'm a girl or you're a boy, it's a nice color, the only color that's naturally you."
>You can't help but smile.
>"You shouldn't care what strangers think or say, I love your hair color Anon, it's a part of you, isn't that enough for you to love it too?"
>And with that she gives you a nice hug.
>How can someone be so pure?
>Shit, there's something in your eye.
>She squeezes you for a second before letting go, the flowery scent and warmth of her soft body disappearing.
>"I was supposed to meet with my friends, but classes will start soon... be good okay?"
"Y-Yeah, I'll try to not get in trouble."
>She smiles before disappearing into the corner.
>You stop yourself from covering your hair again.
>That big sister of yours really knows what to say to make you feel good about yourself...
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>>29674628
>"You sayin' I like dudes?"
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>>29674661
Aww
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>>29674457
welcome back
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>>29674661
>"You shouldn't care what strangers think or say, I love your hair color Anon, it's a part of you, isn't that enough for you to love it too?"
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>>29674970
If Mister Rogers ran this board instead of moot and gookmoot, things would be a lot better.
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>Page 9
Look what you faggots did, you made little Flutters cry!
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>>29675908
I want that hot big sister pussy.
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>>29675908
However will I fuck her now?!
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>>29675908
>"Sh-sheeee's my chuh-cherry p-p-pie~~"
>You are Anon, and you feel distinctly uncomfortable right now.
>You are currently sitting in your big sister's lap while she hugs you and rocks back and forth.
>She's stronger than she looks, alright?
>"Cool drinka w-water, s-such a sweet sur-prise~~"
>The poor thing just got out of a nasty relationship, and the first thing she did was get drunk all alone in her bedroom.
>You stayed awake all night because this was so unlike Fluttershy.
>Normally she would spend a day or two down at the volunteer animal shelter and she'd come back right as rain, but tonight was different.
>At about 2 in the morning, you were awoken by the sounds of thumping - which turned out to be Fluttershy attempting to change into a clean shirt.
>Seems she isn't very dexterous when she's drunk, and she spilled his drink all over her shirt.
>...and skirt.
>As it is, Fluttershy's only got her bra and panties on... and even then, the bra's only staying in place because she's got her chest mashed up against yours.
>You tried to help her out, but she kinda got excited when she saw you and asked for a hug.
>And you did, being the good little brother you are!
>...that was 20 minutes ago, and now she won't let go.
>"T-Tas' so good, make'a grown m-man cry~~"
>You didn't even think she knew this song.
>" *sniffle* "
>Fluttershy looks at you, red-faced and teary-eyed.
>She lets go of your back with one hand and sloppily cups your cheek.
>"Wha'did I do wrong, Nonny? I-I was... I was a good gir'friend, righ'?"
"You sure were, Fluttershy."
>"An' - an' - an'... we... we did things an' had fun together. He said..."
>Fluttershy begins to tear up again and moves the one remaining hand on your back over to the back of your head.
>"He said tha' he lo-lov..."
>Oh, god.
>If he said what you think he said, you'll cry too.
>"...tha' he loved aminals toooo~!"
>Fluttershy buries her face into your neck, wailing pitifully.
something something incest
drunk kisses maybe?
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>>29676497
I stopped because I honestly can't imagine how a drunk Fluttershy would act. Maybe being drunk might make it easier for family member #1 admit their feelings for family member #2?
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>>29675939
Zephyr could've totally taken advantage of Fluttershy here.
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>>29676527
Zephyr a shit. Anon is the only one worthy of the title "little brother".
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>>29676497
>Fluttershy
>Breaking up with a boyfriend.
>Having a boyfriend to begin with.
>Going out to drink after being dumped by said impossible boyfriend.
I find it hard to believe this.
This is getting too close to actual big sister territory too, are you telling me big sister Fluttershy just got pumped and dumped?
HOW COULD WE LET THIS HAPPEN!?
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>>29676554
But he's her canonical little brother, and that makes it hot. I still get hard whenever I see her cleaning up his cum tissues in that episode, being the caring older sister that she is.
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>>29676497
i liked it. it's something different for once. A woman like fluttershy wouldnt be single if she looked like she is described
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>>29676643
>A woman like fluttershy wouldnt be single if she looked like she is described
The thing is, women have the last say on whether they are single or not unlike men, but are you proposing that Fluttershy would actively seek out a relationship the same way a normal cunt would? I'll fite you.
Muh purity aside, I'd be okay with this setup if the girl in question was someone like Rarity, Pinkie Pie or another pony that shows outgoing tendencies or slightly promiscuous quirks.
Fluttershy just seems iffy with this scenario.
Also, how that anon got a drunken Fluttershy crying about getting dumped while singing literal stripper greatest hits from a picture of a little girl crying over her stuffed rabbit's ripped ear I have no idea.
What's next? Twerking shit in my green?
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>>29676758
The shy types can sometimes overcome that shyness due to overwhelming loneliness. They'll find one guy that gives them that attention and stick to them.
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>>29676776
Nigga, you and your attempts at injecting 3DPD shit into this is just cruising for a bruising.
Fluttershy is for pure as Applejack is for country stereotypes.
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>>29676758
It was originally Anon being drunk and crying and the story took place from Fluttershy's perspective (hence the song and the "and she spilled his drink all over her shirt.") and I made it half-way through before I realized that the narrator doesn't sound anything like Fluttershy. By the time I got to the end, I realized that FLUTTERSHY doesn't sound anything like Fluttershy.

Mistakes were made, Anon.
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>>29677005
That's some vidya tier development hell outcome shit right there famalam
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>>29677064
I tried.
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>page 8
no
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>>29674457
That's always the kicker isn't it? You start a story all in the spur of the moment with no idea where it's going. Then, before you know it you have a considerable following who wait on hands and knees for your next update.

Also, update coming soon. Finally ripped myself away from playing Breath of the Wild.
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>>29672636
>Depressions been kickin me in the arse these last couple of days
Write, faggot. Sadbois write the best feels. Give me the greens.
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> On your first day of suspension you wake up like it’s any other day, but instead of riding with Dash to school you jog to the fitness center you and Dash workout at. After that you head home and make yourself some lunch.
> Man without any work, school or sports to keep you busy you’ve essentially got nothing to do. Maybe that wasn’t so bad though. It would give you some time to contemplate this whole mess about you sister.
> You look at your phone and see that it’s just past noon. You also notice that you’ve got a text message. It’s from Dash.
~Boss called in to work tonight. Can you bring me something to eat?
> ~Sure. I’ll swing by about 6.
> You reply back with.
> Later that night you walk to the gas station about twenty minutes away. Not surprisingly it was pretty empty.
> “Guess who?”
“Oh thank god you’re here I’m starving.”
> She jumps over the counter right as you were about to hand her the lunch box.
> “You don’t mind if I hang her and keep you company do you?”
“You sure there’s a whole lot of nothing going on here.”
> “Yeah, but I want to keep you company.”
“Thanks bro. Come on let’s go out to the car.”
> Following her outside she turns on the car. Pumping both the heater and the radio. Leaving it on the first station that comes on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
“So how you’d enjoy your first day off?”
> “Eh. It wasn’t anything really. How’s work?”
“John keeps nagging me about being nicer to customers. It’s not my fault that a ninety year old grandma can’t make a single decision like a normal human being.”
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>>29678166
>Sadbois write the best feels.
If this is true I should be fucking Shakespeare.
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>>29678459

“WHAT!! Why! We had a deal.”
> Oh no not again.
“Hey I’m just a messenger. If you want to know what’s the deal. You know who to talk to.”
> The bell of the door rings. Signifying that they’ve left.
> Dash must have rung up some more debts, or maybe some new big dick cheese is looking to collect on her old ones. She’d probably never tell you about it if you ask. She’s always trying to take care of her messes on her own. A noble thing to do, but she’s always getting in over her head.
> Without a second thought you take the back way out of the store, and quickly find three gentlemen walking away from the store.
> After following them for a block. They turn to face you.
“You looking for trouble tough guy?”
> “No. I’m just interested in the arrangement you have with Rainbow Dash.”
“Rainbow? You mean Skittles? What’s it to you?”
> “I want to pay off her debts. All of them.”
“All of them?”
> “That’s what I said.”
“That’s a lot of cheese my man. You have that on you?”
> “No, and even if I did I wouldn’t give it to you. So how much does she owe exactly.”
“A thousand bones.”
> God damn it.
> “Done. Tell me where to go.”
> The three stooges tell you where to go, and you make a quick stop at home.
> Reaching underneath your bed you pull out a shoe box. Inside was your secret stash of money that you had saved for a new computer. Just over a thousand dollars.
> Guess you’ll just have to wait another year.
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>>29678651

> Walking down an all too familiar street you enter the shady abandoned building you and Dash got yourselves arrested in.
> Finding the same old office with the same old boss in the same old chair.
> “Never thought I’d have to see your face again.”
“The feelings mutual. I assume you have the money.”
> “I do, and I have your word that you’ll leave my sister alone.”
“As long as she doesn’t ring up any more debts you’ve got nothing to worry about.”
> “Good.”
> With that taken care of you ponder what you should do next. Head back to the gas station and tell Dash the news, or go home and let her figure it out for herself?
> Maybe you’ll just go home and wait it out. Give yourself some time think of some excuses.
> As you lay on the couch watching bad television all you can think of is how mad Dash is going to be when you tell her what you did.
> You felt guilty that you stepped in like that, but you wanted to avoid another incident like last time at all cost.
> The front door opens and you and your sister’s eyes meet instantly.
“There you are. Where’d you go? You didn’t even message bro?”
> “I just took care of some things. You should be thankful.”
“Me? Why what did you do?”
> “Like I said you don’t have to worry about it. Let’s just put everything behind us.”
“Anon you’re creeping me out tell me what you did.”
> You let out a long exhausted sigh. Bracing yourself for the worst.
> “You don’t have to worry about those debts anymore. I took care of them.”
“What!!! You mean- those guys from earlier, and you-”
> “Paid in full. Now you’ll never have to see those thugs again.”
> At first Dash doesn’t say anything, but you could tell that she had about a million things on her mind that she ‘did’ want to say.
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>>29678799

> “And before you tell me that you were going to handle it yourself. I’m going to say that you shouldn’t try to do these things on your own. They may be problems that you created, but that doesn’t mean you can’t ask for help.”
“I-I you.” Dash stutters in half anger half uncertainty.
> “Go ahead let me have it. You say standing up with your arms wide open.
> Dash however does something you didn’t expect. She hugs you.
“I hate you. Why can’t you just leave me alone. I don’t deserve your pity.”
> “It’s not pity sis. Nothing is more important to me than you. It’s always been us against everyone else. We survived because we had each other. If we go it alone neither of us will make it.”
“You’re lying. You can handle all those punks at school. There’s nothing left for you to overcome.”
> “You’re wrong. The fear of losing you haunts me every day. You’re all I ever think about, and the thought that I can’t help you terrifies me.”
> “You were always the one forging ahead when we were little. Saying that you were the greatest at everything, and you were. Then you started hanging out with Gilda, and they made you question your own worth.”
> “Well let me tell you something. Nothing has changed. You just have to believe in yourself like I believe in you.”
> Dash doesn’t say anything for the longest time. You both just stand there holding each other not sure whether or not to let go.
“Did anyone ever tell you you’re an idiot.”
> You stay completely still. Unsure how to respond.
“But it’s okay because you’re my idiot." She says finally looking at you.
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> You hug her again. As her head rests against your chest.
> Your heartfelt moment however is abruptly interrupted by a growling noise. A noise that originates from Dash’s stomach.
“Hehe. Guess I didn’t get enough to eat.”
> “Then it’s a good thing I threw a pizza in the oven huh?”
“Oh my god you could have just said that and I would have forgiven you.”
> You both chuckle.
> You’ve both had an exhausting day. Physically and emotionally. All you wanted to do was eat some pizza, take a shower, and hit the sack. Scratch that, just hit the sack, and maybe take a slice of pizza with you.
> After crawling into bed you hear a knock at the door.
> “Yeah?”
“Can I come in?”
> “Sure.”
> Your sister sneaks in. Closing the door behind her.
“This may sound weird, but could I sleep with you tonight?”
> Under normal circumstances you would have said no, but it’s been a long day.
> “As long as you can keep your hands to yourself.”
“Hey that’s my line!”
“So you’re okay with it?”
> “Come here you big baby.”
> With a silent pout Dash crawls into your arms. Having admitted defeat.
> “Goodnight.”
“Night.”
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Th-t-t-t that's all folks.
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>>29679053
Good stuff onii-chan. Looking forward to the next part.
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>>29674457
More when?
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>>29678459
>>29678651
I think there might be a post missing
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>>29679145
Now that you mention it I think you may be right. That transition does seem a bit abrupt.
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>>29679017
A qt
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I know there's a green about vinyl as the sister, but what about one with octavia instead.
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>>29680581
There is one where Octy is Anon's mom she got drunk and they fucked.
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>>29680596
>Momcest.
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>>29680956
>In incest thread talking about fucking cousins, sisters, and aunts.
>You draw the line at momcest.
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>>29674457
”Achoo!”
>“Did you have to get sick?” Anon asks as he hands you more tissues.
>You simply groan and blow your nose before tossing the tissue into the overflowing wastebasket.
>”Look today’s my day off, and I figure that I can get you what you need. Just try to not get me sick as well alright?” Anon asks pleadingly wearing one of those funny mouth coverings.
>Moaning in response you simply curl up under your covers holding onto them tightly as you shiver.
>So cold…
>The weight of another blanket falling atop you makes you peek back to see Anon tucking the blanket in around you.
>You sniff this time not from the cold, but from the happy warm feeling in your chest.
>It’s nice to be cared for…
“Thank you.”
>You wince at how scratchy your voice sounds rubbing at your throat.
>Anon notices your throat before walking out of the room, and returns with cough drops.
>”Here, you sound like you need these. Did you want some tea as well? Zest had asked for some too, but since we only have that one brand you like I figured I’d ask.”
>You’re awfully tempted to be spiteful and say no.
>That’s /your/ tea! Not hers!
>The irritation soon fades however as your throat throbs in pain.
>Gah! Your throat feels like dry sand paper against a rusty pole!
>Nodding to Anon you blow your nose again trying and failing to read the book beside you.
>As you attempt to read the same paragraph for the third time. You hear the door to your room open once again.
>”Hey Sunset.”
>Instead of Anon like you expected you turn to see Zest standing at your door wrapped in her blanket like a robe.
>Jeez Zest sounds as bad as you do.
>”It alright if I come in?” Zest asks with a yawn.
“Sure, take a seat.”
>You watch as Zest shuffles in before slowly sitting down on your lazy chair.
>As soon as Zest is comfortable you can see what little energy she had slip away.
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>>29681026
>”Oh, wow.” Zest said sinking into your chair, “Why is all of your furniture so damn comfy?”
“Anon said that if you can’t fall asleep in it, then it’s not a good piece of furniture.”
>Zest slowly raises a thumbs up at you, “Then you guys picked the right one, I feel like I could just pass out right now.”
“You wouldn’t be the first one. I’ve seen Pinkie fall asleep in it before.”
>From your door you hear the clatter of tea cups and saucers.
>Pausing in your conversation you see Anon oh so carefully with a look of extreme concentration walk with your teacups on a serving tray, small wisps of steam wafting off the tea, before slowly setting the whole ensemble on your bed.
>”Phew! That was stressful, I know you said never to touch your tea set Sunset, but I figured you’d like a bit of a pick me up.”
>”Whoa, Sunset where did you get that tea set?” Zest asked eyes wide as she scooted up in her seat for a closer look.
>Internally you feel smug as you delicately pick up a cup, blowing on the tea to cool it you merely take a sip.
>”She got it from our grandparents, Granddad said that a mare ought to enjoy herself some tea in the proper fashion.” Anon replied to Zest’ question before taking a seat at the foot of your bed.
>”What are you guys secretly nobles on the run or something? That stuff is fancy with a capital F!” Zest exclaims looking in more detail at her own cup.
>You and Anon both freeze in place for a heartbeat at how hard on the head Zest hit the issue.
>Trying to avoid that line of thought you look closer at your own cup.
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>>29681030
>You’ve always thought it was rather pretty, the gold rimmed edges of the cup worked well with the wrought silver handle delicately attached to the ivory cup, though from the way Zest is making a big deal of it you can understand a little bit that it might be something amazing.
>Something amazing huh?
>Inadvertently your eyes drift over to Anon as he makes a terrible joke with Zest.
>You should have just told him from the start.
>Then you wouldn’t have set yourself up to fail like that.
>Then you and Anon might have had something together.
>Then you wouldn’t have to watch as Zest replies to Anon making him laugh as well.
>Shaking your head you take a deep pull of the still too hot liquid feeling the heat burn it’s way down your throat.
>”Whoa, Sis where you really that thirsty? I can get you another if you want?”
>It’s hard to talk, both from the hot drink and from your feelings before you nod to him holding out the teacup to Anon.
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>>29681035

>After Anon leaves your room Zest regards you with half lidded eyes.
“What?”
>”I thought we were past this point?”
>”Huh?”
>Zest waves between the both of you, “This, the whole, I dunno you being quiet and sullen whenever I’m talking with Anon, it’s almost like you’re his gir-”
>When you see Zest’ eyes widen in realization you force yourself not to react.
>If you react you confirm it.
“No idea what you mean.”
>You are too sick for this shit.
>”You want him. Holy shit, he’s your brother.” Zest continues disregarding your answer.
“I think the fever might be getting to you Zest, maybe you should lay down?”
>You quickly lip your too dry lips desperately trying to sell the lie, yet that damn bitch won’t let it go!
>”It makes so much sense now, how did I not even see it before? You’re jealous of me getting big brothers attention and-” Zest leans back in her seat holding a hand to her forehead.
>”Does he even know?”
>Fuck, what’s the point?
“...Yes.”
>At that Zest lets out a whoosh of air as she simply sinks deeper into /your/ arm chair.
>”Fucking damn, you do know how weird that is right?”
“What the fuck do you even know about it?”
>”Well I do know that Anon’s pretty cagey while around you, so that would explain a few things.”
“Fuck off alright? It’s not really any of your concern to begin with!”
>”Actually I think it is, since you’re being a bitch about it.”
“Excuse you?”
>”No thanks, but you can.”
“That doesn’t even make sense.”
>”Neither does wanting to fuck your brother.”
“I don’t want to fuck my brother! I love him!”
>”Really? Cuz if so I’d think he’d be a bit more receptive to you wouldn’t you think? Unless you’re just a bit touched in the head.”
“You wouldn’t even understand, Anon’s a wonderful person and the shit we’ve gone through together no one, especially /you/ would understand!”
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>>29681044
>”Pfft, yeah right, what did Mommy and Daddy not love you enough when you younger ro something? Get over yourself! Do you know how many other people have it just as bad if not worse?”
“Oh I imagine you would have been one of those if /MY/ brother didn’t have to save your slutty ass!”
>”Bitch!”
“Whore!”
>At that fists fly as Zest leaps atop you and you start swinging wildly.
>A solid fist hits your eye, while you manage to land a blow on the whoreson’s cheek.
>Your legs get tangled up in the blanket before you toss it on Zest’ when a blind kick catches your gut.
>”Alri- WHAT THE HELL?!”
>The yowling she-beast is then bodily ripped off you and you start to follow only to stop as you see Anon.
>Zest wiggles in Anon’s grasp for a few moments more before she goes limp in Anon’s arms.
>Panting from the effort of holding Zest, Anon asked slowly, “What. The. Fuck.”
“I think, that Zest should go home.”
>”Gladly you nutter.” Zest said before slipping loose from Anon.
>”Enough!” Anon shouted looking between you both for a moment, “Just what the hell happened?”
>”Sh-”
“Zest found out.”
>At that Anon goes pale before looking at Zest with a worried look.
>”Hey don’t think I”m going to rat you out, I’m no snitch. I just think it’s weird as fuck.”
>You of course maturely respond by flinging a pillow at her head.
>Ducking under your projectile Zest tries to return fire only to be held back by Anon.
>”Okay, stop. Look, I-” Anon sighs and it makes your heart sink at the stress on Anon’s face.
>”Zest just grab your stuff and I’ll drive you home alright?”
>Zest looks ready to argue on principle before shaking her head bitterly before she muttered “Gladly.”
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>>29681062
>”As for you Sunset.” Anon said looking at you.
>You wait for the tongue lashing you’re bound to feel before a soft clink of porcelain on wood echoes in the room.
>Opening your eyes you find a fresh cup of tea sitting on your bedside table.
>”Just try to get some rest alright?”

Tadaaa
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>>29680982
It's the weirdest thing. People bring in their set of christian values with them when they delve into their most depraved fetishes.
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>>29674417
>“Never watched what it.”
wot
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>>29681062
>>29681077
>swinging at someone in their own home
Sunset is a terrible host, but Zest is an awful house guest.
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>>29679053
Glad to see you're back. Hoping for more.
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>>29680956
>>29680982
>>29681119
Obviously he wants to go a step further.

Grandmacest. Rev up those haunches, granny, I built you a rocking chair out of hard wood and cock!
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Sistercest is best. Put your sister to the test.
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Nice to see we're getting content. I'd say this is one of the most writefag heavy threads on the board lmao. Weird considering how depraved of a fetish it is.
I'm the guy that did that Anon+Siren Sisters story by the by, I'm not dead. Posting tomorrow.
>bump
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>>29682736
>depraved of a fetish
I've seen much worse. I don't know if it's from the raw exposure to the internet, but it always surprises me that something as vanilla as incest ruffles some serious feathers.

>Posting tomorrow.
Whooooo
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>>29682736
Incest is a pretty common and vanilla fetish though. Not really all that surprising.
I'd be more surprised if a scat or vore thread got this much activity.
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>>29682985
I don't know that I'd say it's vanilla, but its definitely more common than people would like to admit.
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>>29683046
Well, it IS a fetish, but on the fetish scale it's pretty vanilla compared to just about every other fetish.
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>>29667639
>>29669704
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We not page 9 now.
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>>29681077
Things intensifying now. Next part when?
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You might not ever come down
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Zest a bitch. Sunset should do more penis-touching with Anon.
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I want Sunset to relentlessly tease Anon with skimpy clothing (or "forgetting" to wear certain articles of clothing).

>Sunset walking around the apartment/house wearing one of Anon's button-up shirts, and nothing else; bending over so that Anon gets a peek at her bum
>Sunset being in a hugging mood and making it blindingly obvious to Anon that she isn't wearing a bra

>After a few months with no success in penis-touching, Sunset takes things up a notch.
>It's a hot summer day and Sunset lounges around in her smallest bikini; Anon is has stripped down to a pair of light shorts
>She and Anon are hanging out doing nothing because it's too dang hot
>Sunset groans and complains about the heat, reaching back to undo her bikini top, and her fat tits spill out
>Does the same thing with her bikini bottom, moaning when the open air hits her pussy and her groin is no longer a musky, sweaty sauna
>Anon can smell her musk from where he is
>Makes no effort to move away from his naked sister
>Sunset sees this as progress and uses the summer heat to strip naked around Anon as much as possible
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>>29686354
That's mighty unf.
Full story when?
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>>29686354
MORE. I need more sexy sister Sunset.
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>>29686410
>>29686426
Sure thing. Lemme finish writing something I have for another thread, then I'll be right back here to do something more with the idea.
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>>29680581
I wonder what happened to the mute Vinyl Scratch writefag. That story was amazing.
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>>29686354
>"Anon, I'm hot."
"I'm hot too, Sunny."
>Even though all you're wearing is a thin pair of shorts, you're still sweating up a storm.
>Your sister, Sunset, isn't doing much better than you are.
>She's lying a whole foot away from you in a bikini, but you swear that you can feel the heat coming off of her skin.
>The only reason this room doesn't reek of sweat is because your nose has gotten used to the smell of two hot, sweaty bodies.
>"No," whines your sister, reaching out to grasp your hand, "Feel it~"
>You don't have the energy to resist, and keep your arm limp as Sunset drags the offending limb towards her.
>Your palm hits her body with a wet -SMACK- of damp skin.
>Sunset grabs your arm and moves your hand a bit; a split second later, both sides of your hand are enveloped in flesh.
>"See?"
>It's like you just stuck your hand in an oven, and you groan feebly in protest.
"Geeze, Sunset, you weren't kidding."
>You wriggle your hand around and Sunset tightens her grip on your arm.
>If your mind wasn't baking in the heat, you'd wonder exactly where you sister had stuck your hand.
>A pulse of heat flows through your hand, and your fingers slip around on Sunset's skin.
>The heat is almost unbearable.
>You wriggle your hand around a bit more, gently kneading the mysterious body part with your fingers in an effort to get free, but your sister has your arm in a vice-like grip.
"Leggo."
>Sunset only holds your arm in place tighter.
>"W-Wait! You're making it feel better. Keep doing that thing with your hands."
>You finally - FINALLY - roll your head over and take a glance at whatever's happening.
>...
>...only to find that your sister has undone her bikini and has shoved your hand in between her tits, and she's giving you a look that's halfway between "It's too hot and I'm dying," and "Yes, please, fuck me harder".
>You didn't ask for this.
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>It's winter time and the heater is broken
>Anon and Sunset cuddle under a couple of thick blankets
>Sunset insists that they need skin-to-skin contact to share body heat most efficiently
>Only convinces Anon because she spent the next 15 minutes fiddling with his clothes and trying to encourage him to strip
>Anon, now naked, reluctantly spoons his equally-naked sister and wraps his arms around her
>She's right; it's warmer
>Anon can feel the bottom of Sunset's breasts resting on his arm
>His cock starts to harden despite himself and presses firmly against his sister's soft ass
>Sunset is quick to reassure Anon that it's a perfectly normal reaction to being pressed up against a naked body (desperately not wanting Anon to try and pull away)
>"C'mon, Anon, I know how to make this less awkward. If I get to feel your thingy, you get to feel mine, okay? Now it's fair~"
>Grabs one of his hands and guides it down to her crotch, pressing her hand against the back of Anon's and encouraging him to cup her pussy
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>>29686969
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>>29686969
>>29687026
>"Pull me closer, Anon..."
>You secure your hold around her chest with one hand and tighten your grip on Sunset's pussy with the other.
>Sunset moans as you pull her closer.
>You're a bit too enthusiastic, though, and you tug her up onto your legs a little bit.
>She isn't quite on your lap, but she's halfway there.
>Though you had been trying to avoid as much groin-to-ass contact, this action mashes your cock and balls into the crack of Sunset's ass.
>Your heart skips a beat when you feel your member slip in between your sister's cheeks.
>Sunset's hand frantically grapples with the hand you've got cupping her pussy; the sudden attention you devote to the hand in question suddenly makes you aware of how damp your palm feels.
>Your hand on her chest fumbles nervously in the fear that you've crossed some invisible line, and you almost lose your grip on her when it slides down onto her lower belly.
>You're a bit too enthusiastic (as you've demonstrated yourself to be) and your hand goes too high in your attempt to get a grip on her chest once more.
>You aren't sure what alerts you to the identity of what you've grabbed first - the way your sister's breath hitches as your hand closes around her chest, or the feeling of a hard nipple pressing against your hand.
>It's too much.
>It's too much, it's too much, it's too fucking much.
>You start to thrust.
>Just like your Japanese animes, your hips are moving all on their own, driven by instinct and raw carnal need.
>Sunset leans back against you - hard - and spends her time gasping and moaning, trying to spit out a few words in between spikes of pleasure making her breath hitch and interrupting her.
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>Sunset is babysitting her little brother
>Exactly what you expect to happen happens
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>>29686868
f-fug
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>>29687425
>big sister Sunset
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>>29687094
MUH
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>>29687094
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>>29687794
>Sunset riding Anon's tiny frame
>Bending down to give him kisses and whisper softly into his ear
>Holding his hands as he has his first-ever orgasm, right inside of her
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>>29686868
>>You didn't ask for this
Jensen?
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>>29687094
>The overwhelming sensation of pleasure cools down a bit; just enough that you can focus on other things, such as what Sunset has been mumbling into your ear this entire time.
>"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck ~hah!~ me, fuck me, fuck me ~hng~-"
>The head of your cock slaps lightly against something hot and wet, making your sister shudder and try to curl in on herself - something she would have succeeded in doing had you not been holding onto her as though your life depended on it.
>Some deep, animalistic part of your brain recognizes what just happened and what your dick just touched, and is insisting: "yes, do that more."
>You proceed to do your damndest to find that spot again and rub the SHIT out of it with your cock.
>You succeed.
>Sunset takes a few quick breaths through her nose and shifts a little bit against you - just enough for her to reach your neck with her mouth.
>She seems to alternate between kisses, licking, and sucking the skin of your neck without any warning, following no pattern that your (admittedly distracted) mind can follow
>She acts just as frantic as you feel.
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>>29687920
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>>29687920
YES
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>page 8
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>>29682323
>Impregnating your grandma and giving your mom a new sister
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>>29688943
While the concept is pretty hot, that means you'd actually have to physically fuck your wrinkly old grandma.

... unless you had a time machine and could go back in time to when your grandma was 16 and fuck her. Then it'd be hot.
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>>29686354
>I want Sunset to relentlessly tease Anon with skimpy clothing (or "forgetting" to wear certain articles of clothing).
>
>>Sunset walking around the apartment/house wearing one of Anon's button-up shirts, and nothing else; bending over so that Anon gets a peek at her bum
>>Sunset being in a hugging mood and making it blindingly obvious to Anon that she isn't wearing a bra


>Anon is sitting on couch
>Sunset walks in, completely bottomless
>Anon tries to get her to go back and put some clothes on, but Sunset just flops onto the couch on her back
>Playfully whines about already getting comfy and not wanting to get up while she spreads her legs and exposes herself to him
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>>29689017
>your sister will never do this with you
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>>29689028
>Sunset, pantsless, chooses a scary movie on purpose
>Insists on putting the movie in herself, bending over stiff-kneed so that he shirt rides up in the back
>theasswasfat.png
>Proceeds to act scared of the film in a really over the top way
>Insists on straddling Anon's lap and burying her face in his neck
>"Hold me, Anon, I'm scared!"
>Meanwhile, she's begun grinding on his crotch
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>>29689049
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>>29689017
>>29689028
>The sexual tension and frustration reaches the boiling point after weeks of relentless teasing
>One morning Sunset walks into the living room, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes and fussing with her bedhead
>...and wearing nothing but one of Anon's old shirts
>It's too early for her to do her thing with Anon, and she wants to get her coffee first
>Reaches up to a high shelf to grab a mug
>Shirt rides up
>Anon snaps
>Grabs her
>Fucks her right then and there over the kitchen counter
>The next three days are spent doing nothing but fucking
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>>29671484
no idea but i saved it into a notepad
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>>29689094
unf
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>>29689076
>filename
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>>29671484
http://pastebin.com/s59R6NFT
Not the actual writer but it was preserved
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>>29657781

>You will never panic when you hear your parents are coming for a visit
>You and your sisters will never scramble to come up with an elaborate lie as to why one sister is pregnant and the town thinks all three of them are in a relationship
>You will never have to awkwardly avoid any of the friends you, Sweetie, and Rarity have made while showing your parents around town so they don't screw this up
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>>29669700
>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224855/storytime
this one is better imo
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>>29689184
>fimfiction
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>>29660531
>They don't know.

>Implying incest isn't an Apple Family tradition
>Implying they just don't talk about it openly because it's illegal
>Implying those who are fucking their relatives aren't hiding it from those who think it's gross
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he mentioned a fimfic story about rainbow and her dad i only provided something i enjoyed related to his post
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>>29688963
>wrinkly old grandma
But what if both your grandmother and your mother got pregnant at a very young age? Your grandma gave birth to your mom when she was 13, and then your mom got pregnant with you when she was 13. When you're 18, your grandma would only be 44 years old. I've seen some pretty hot women in their mid-40's before.
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fuck meant >>29689214 for >>29689201
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>>29689217
Fair enough. In that case, I'd probably tap that.
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>>29689207
What're the new real-world numbers now? 1 in 30 people? Chances are you know someone who fucked a member of their family.
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>>29688943
>Aunt-Daughter
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>>29689217
And if your great-grandma got pregnant when SHE was 13, she'd only be 57 by the time you're 18. Then again, >implying Anon would wait until he was 18 to fuck his family
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>>29689273
Yeah, he could start at 13 too. Knock up his mother, grandmother and great grandmother. And then knock up his aunt-daughter and whatever you call your grandmother and great grandmother's sister-daughters when they turn 13 too. And so on.
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>>29689299
I mean, you really might as well. By the time you've made it that far, there's no point in stopping.
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>>29689299
>Knock up grandma when you're 13.
>Wait until aunt-daughter is 13.
>Knock her up too.
>Cousin-daughter?

That is one fucked up family.
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>>29689336
I know. What would the family tree even look like?
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>>29689336
Cousin-granddaughter-daughter
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>>29689343
All the family members hanging off my tree.
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>>29689388
>>29689343
>>29689336

It'd probably be some type of eldritch family weed that curls in on itself multiple times.

Too bad about all the resulting birth defects from generations of incest though.

First gen incest is probably the safest, reproduction wise.
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>>29689094
This sounds about right.
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>>29689207

>The Apple family reunion actually serves two purposes.
>The general family get together purpose.
>And the more subtle purpose of introducing the next generation of Apples to one another in the hopes that they'll pair up.
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>>29689207
>>29689587
>The adults are laughing among themselves about how the young un's think they're so sneaky
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>p9
fuck me tenderly
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>>29682736
Get hype.
Also, on the topic of the siren sisters: how related to an Anon would they be?
Are they still Sirens banished from Equestria or do we go the Sunset route and just make the entire alternate world never happen?
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>>29690654

Well it depends on the story.

Instead of the siren versions, you could have their hypothetical human counterparts be the ones related to Anon?

If they're the original banished from Equestria versions, then Anon would have to be either a 'fourth' siren (father or brother) who got banished along with them OR one of them would have to be Anon's mother (which they'd certainly be old enough for).
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>>29690748

Forgot a pic I wanted to add to this.
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>>29690761
Christ, how horrifying. Can you imagine encountering another universe's version of yourself? A living mirror? A creature that has just as much right to identify as <insert name here> as you do? You'd have to look at yourself objectively, from an outside point of view. Have you ever heard a recording of your own voice? Imagine TALKING to that. And you know that one thing you despise about yourself? That one trait that makes you so ashamed of yourself that you can't stand to look in a mirror? He has that too, and he'll probably do it while you're watching. Meeting mirror-you would be absolute hell.
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>>29689076
I came
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>>29691066
I'd fuck me.
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>>29691066

>Siren DadAnon and the Siren Dazzlings meet Human DadAnon and the Human Dazzlings
>They immediately hate each other.
>Both trios of Dazzlings quickly get into an argument about why their dad is the best and the other is shit.
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>>29690654
Up to the writefag I guess. You could have Anon be their male siren brother who also came with them from Equestria, or you could just have them be the actual human Dazzlings and their brother.

Personally I'd probably go with it just being the human Dazzlings, but I'm not a writefag.
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>>29692302
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>>29693226
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>>29691330

>Be Anonymous, and after you and your daughters were banished from Equus by that bearded ass into this shitty world you had to quickly adapt.
>Not just for you, but for your daughters.
>You took to quickly securing a home, you managed to beguile a female "real estate agent" into practically giving you free housing.
>Anything you or your girls need, you sweet talk others into giving it to you, such is your gift.
>But then there's your neighbors.
>Your Earth counterparts...
>How you despise their self righteous and holier-than-thou attitude.
>That guy borrowed your weed wacker and has yet to return it after months!
>And those little harpies he calls his daughters... despicable.
>You stand in the living room, mug in hand and by the window as you stare into that bastard's front yard.

>Be Anonymous, and after your wife died, you had to adapt quickly
>Not just for you, but for your daughters
>Thanks to the life insurance, you managed to get yourself a nice house in the suburbs.
>Anything else you or your girls need, you pay for with your job, such is the life of a single father.
>But then there's your neighbors
>Some weird twilight zone version of you...
>How you despise their entitled and deadbeat attitude
>That guy borrowed your drill and has yet to return it after months! How long does he need it!? He has no job!
>And those little succubi he calls his daughters... disgusting
>You stand in the living room, newspaper under your arm and by the window as you stare into that bastard's front yard.
>You lock eyes with him across the street
>He makes a "I'm watching you" hand gesture and you flip him off

>Meanwhile, the two sets of Dazzlings are waging a cold war to decide which dad is best dad after the great prank war of 20XX.
>Sonata still sometimes gets flashbacks
>The Dazzlings are now waging spy versus spy tier shenanigans on one another and the constant state is at DEFCON 2
>Dads are ready to be deployed and duke it out for best status in less than 6 hours
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>>29654381
I want more Fluttercousin.
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>>29692637

Actually, I have an idea.

>The sirens occasionally had kids back when they were immortal
>Sometimes one of them would just end up pregnant after a one-night stand with a mortal human man.
>They usually didn't raise the children, preferring to put them up for adoption
>As a result there are a fair amount of people out there who are part-siren and don't even know it.
>Once the sirens lose their powers, they need a place to stay now that they can't hypnotize people into letting them stay in hotels
>Adagio gets the bright idea to ask one of her adult children for help
>One of the few she bothered to raise
>Anon now has to deal with his mother and aunts (who all look younger than him) intruding on his life
>He has to lie to people and say they're his younger cousins
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>>29693890
An interesting premise. Write it.
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>>29693890
>Sirens track down one of their descendants
>He's a tiny bit skeptical at the whole "otherworldly sea monster" thing
>They gotta try to convince him that they're related before Anon throws them out of his house

"Bullshit."
>Sonata cringes and wrings her hands together, trying to shrink into the couch.
"You're like, 16."
>Why did you even let these kids into your apartment?
>They accosted you in the park and they were making a scene; a bunch of old hags were giving you dirty looks, and you were pretty sure that you'd get the cops called on you if you didn't get the four of you out of public.
>You tried to ditch them outside your building, but their tiny arms are freakishly strong and you were frogmarched into your own apartment.
>And now look at you.
>You've got a grumpy purple girl with tits the size of raisins reading one of your books
>A poofy orange girl with an ass that doesn't quit is enjoying a drink from your fridge
>And this blue girl with an amazing rack (who doesn't like to wear bras, by the looks of those two lumps on the front of her shirt) is squirming anxiously on your couch and trying to pass for your great-grandmother.
>The thought is so silly and impossible you don't know why you're even bothering to have such a conversation.
>Adagio sips her drink and watches you intently; she's been looking between you and Sonata as you talked to each other as though following a game of tennis.
>Aria glances over the edge of her book, disinterested, before going back to her reading.
>"I told you it wouldn't work, Sonata," Aria drawls, licking her thumb and turning a page, "If my grandkids and Adagio's little brats didn't buy it, then why in Equestria did you think that your sprog would believe you?"
>Faster than you thought possible for a girl her size, Sonata darts forward and grabs your hands in hers.
>They're warm and soft
>"C'mon, Nonny!" begs Sonata, a desperate look on her face, "You just GOTTA believe me!"
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"Believe you?"
>You try to pull your hands away, but once again; tiny freakishly strong arms.
"What do you mean, believe you? That you're a magic creature from legend? That I have 'siren blood' in me? That you and your friends here are effectively ageless?"
>All three girls are staring silently at you now.
>Sonata looks over at her friends and then back to you.
>"Y-Yes?"
>God dammit.
>You try and pull your hands away again.
>"Hey, Anonymous?"
>The purple grump doesn't even bother looking away from her book when she speaks to you.
>"Have you ever noticed the way people just seem to gravitate to you? Even though you seem to me like you're a socially-retarded turd-"
>"Aria!" hisses Sonata, looking offended
>"-you've probably gotten the lion's share of attention in school."
>She isn't wrong. People back in high school used to describe you as being really easy to get along with.
>People you hadn't spoken to in weeks would greet you with a big smile and a slap on the back.
>It was so unsettling and wide-spread that you used to think that they were making fun of you or something.
>Aria finally looks up at you, and her gaze is intense; you can't look away.
>"Haven't you seen it? People who just seem to like you for no reason, or people who notice right away when you enter the room? Have you ever given some kind of bullshit, half-assed class speech and had everyone eating out of your hand?"
>You were the valedictorian at graduation, and it was up to you to give a speech. By the way the crowd reacted to it, you would have thought that you had just told the something life-changing.
>Aria must see some sliver of realization on your face, because she smirks victoriously.
>"You'd probably be the most popular kid in school if you had any actual social graces. Siren powers can only get you so far, even if you ARE related to someone as powerful as we are."
>This sounds like she's describing some dumb self-insert OC from a terrible fanfiction.
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>Adagio looks excited and puts down her drink, plonking it onto your coffee table with a bit more force than she probably needed to.
>"How do you think we even found you, Anon? Sonata, Aria, and I have had a bunch of kids over the years; way before there were computers to keep track of names and easily back in the day when these records were kept in buildings that were just BEGGING to catch on fire with the way they were built."
>>She gestures around the room wildly, aiming her arms in the general direction of the musical instruments you have leaning up against a wall.
>"Every creature with siren blood in them emits a kind of magical energy when they play an instrument or when they sing. You still play, right?"
>Aria sniffs loudly and nudges Adagio.
>"He bought these things, genius; instruments are expensive. No shit he plays."
>Adagio sends a withering glare to her friend, who just smirks back.
>mom and dad stop fighting
>"Anonymous, we used to sing all the time; we know all about this stuff. Once we started listening for other sirens, we found y-"
"Again; bullshit."
>Adagio slumps forward and slams her forehead onto the table.
"Why didn't I ever feel some kind of magical radar signal coming fr-let go already."
>You shake your hands free from Sonata's grip; she leans back into the couch, looking sullen.
"Why didn't I ever feel... all that shit you just described if you used to sing all the time?"
>Adagio lifts her head to speak, but Aria beats her to it.
>"That's because you've got shit for blood, you half-breed."
>Hey, wow.
>Rude.
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>Surprisingly enough, Sonata jumps to her feet, looking furious.
>"Shut up, Aria! At least MY grandkid isn't a dirty litt-"
>Aria drops her book and looks up at Sonata, a shocked and panicked expression on her face.
>"Okay, alright! Jesus, fine! I'm sorry!"
>Sonata turns to you and takes up from where Aria left off.
>"You can't really tell, Anon, because you aren't a full siren like we are. We would have been too far away for you to hear us."
>Adagio stands up.
>"That gives me an idea," she says, grabbing her friends by the hand and tugging them a few feet away, "maybe if we sing, he'll-"
>"Naw, we lost our gems," grumbles Aria, glaring balefully at Sonata, "Besides, his blood's too weak."
>Sonata glares right back at her.
>"His blood is just fine, thank you VERY much. Maybe it'll work if all three of us try 'cause we're right here in front of him."
>What happens next shakes you to your core.
>The three of them start singing in harmony; no song, no lyrics... just singing.
>It feels like you're standing in a roaring thunderstorm, being buffeted by rain and wind that hit you in waves.
>The girls' appearance seem to shimmer and glow, teasing you with ghost-images of wings and fins.
>For a split second, you're sure that you can smell the ocean.
>It all stops just as quickly as it comes when the three girls stop singing, and you're left standing there with your mouth gaping wide open.
>Sonata breaks the silence by nudging Aria.
>"See, Aria?" she asks smugly, "I told you nothing was wrong with his blood."

something something shenanigans, incest happens and Anon forever has to explain why he has a bunch of underaged teenages living in his home
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>>29694403
Please continue this.
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>>29694384
>Sonata is my hot teenage great-grandmother
That's hot.
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>>29694403
>Sonata wonders how she can connect with her great-grandkid
>Goes online to find out
>Worldly and wise to things in the past but still childishly naive to new things in the world, Sonata fucks around on the internet and happens across a porn site
>"B-Butt touching? Really? If I do that, me an' Anon can be closer?"
>"..."
>"Sweet! I /love/ butt-touching!"
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Can we get human content fucking banned from this board?

Remember that an actual pony thread got bumped off just for this shit.
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>>29694473
>What is Equestria Girls
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>>29693869
>The Dazzlings are now waging spy versus spy tier shenanigans on one another
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>>29694473
Fuck off
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>>29694473
Remember that you're a faggot?
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>>29694431
>>29694464
>Anon is a newbie defense attorney
>Anon allows them to stay in exchange for teaching him how to actually use the few siren powers he has
>Their lessons allow him to win case after case, quickly rising through the ranks of the firm he works at.
>Sonata starts getting possessive of her great grandson when she notices Aria and Adagio expressing romantic interest in him
>She can't really blame them though, considering Anon is the closest thing to a genuine male siren in the EqG universe and their lessons have really refined him into halfway decent mating material
>Now that they're mortal and age like humans, they really need to think about settling down.
>Plus, sirens don't really have an incest taboo like other species...
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>>29694766
>You are Adagio, and you are enjoying your time mooching off of Anon.
>He's responding better to your siren magic than someone that shares has 12.5% of Sonata's blood, which makes you wonder if one of your however-many kids is one of Anon's grandparents.
>You wouldn't be too surprised; sirens attract sirens by nature.
>Sonata and Aria are out buying food, and Anon is on the phone with them to make sure that they don't just buy candy and sweet cereal.
>"What? No, you can't go there. I don't - 70% off?"
>You can't hear what your sisters are saying, but you can tell just by how Anon is responding that they're fucking with him.
>"I don't care if there's a sale, you aren't spending my money on sex toys."
>...
>"Dick-sleeves count as sex toys. No, not even as a present for me. Aren't you supposed to be my grandma? Quit being weird."
>...
>"Grandparents don't jack their grandkids off. Ar-Aria, don't encourage her. Aria! Could you ju-don't go inside the store! I JUST said not to buy any sex toys!"
>...
>"Stop asking for my opinion on vibrators. No, that doesn't mean I'll give my opinion on dick-sleeves."
>...
>"...No, that doesn't mean you can give me YOUR opinion on dick-sleeves."
>...
>"Wait, a ribbed interior? No kidd-wait, no! Fuck! Don't you da-Don't you DARE buy that! Dammit!"
>...
>"I-"
>...
>"You w-wouldn't..."
>...
>"S-Stop talking like that. I-I don't... Y-You're supposed to be related t-to me..."
>Anon glances at you, red-faced.
>You smile and send him a wink; he gulps and turns around.
>"You want me to.... i-inside? But wouldn't you get-oh, fuck."
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>>29694862

>You are Anonymous, and you're starting to wonder if it was good idea letting Adagio, Aria, and Sonata stay in your house
>Sure the magic lessons were cool and you can't deny how useful this siren stuff is at work
>But DEAR GOD they made it awkward once they started flirting with you
>Sonata was your great-grandmother for fuck's sake
>And if Adagio's theory that one of your grandparents might have been one of her kids was right, you were related to her as well.
>And since all three of them are sisters, you're related to Aria too.
>But apparently sirens don't have an incest taboo.
>Yeah well, you do.
>Their reaction when you tried to voice your objections was to roll their eyes and tell you to stop acting like a filthy human
>And the thing with the sex shop over the phone today....
>You shuddered in your bed, grabbing your covers tightly.
>It didn't help that they were all honestly really hot despite looking like teenagers
>Well at least it was nighttime
>You could worry about that in the morning.
>That's when you heard your bedroom door creak open.
>"Nonny?" you heard Sonata's voice
>Oh boy
>You sit up to see your jailbait-looking great-grandmother dressed in red lingerie, with a lusty expression on her face
>....
>May God have mercy on your soul..
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>If they're the original banished from Equestria versions, then Anon would have to be either a 'fourth' siren (father or brother) who got banished along with them OR one of them would have to be Anon's mother (which they'd certainly be old enough for).

>The Dazzlings are practically ageless and forever 16 regardless of whether or not they still have or lost their singing powers.
>This makes actual relationships something they avoid because of the short human lifespan.
>Need to constantly move around unless people catch onto the fact they haven't aged for decades.
>Enter Anon, unknowing half breed from one of the dazzlings' one night stand.
>He doesn't understand why he never aged past his late teens and just chalked it up to good genes from the parents he never met and that the body will catch up with him one day.
>The Dazzlings return to the town after a few decades so they can be certain that anyone that knew them is probably ded or gone.
>They find Anon.
>They force themselves into his life.
>They even start throwing passes at him regardless of being related, since he's pretty much the only guy around that won't shrivel up and die on them in the span of a measly century.
>The four become "those four emancipated teens that act all lovey-dovey and unchristian from apartment 5B, which old lady Abernathy says have been there since she moved into the complex 70 years ago."
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>>29694403
I am VERY interest in this. VERY.
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>>29695112
>Welp, you tried.
>You fought the good fight and now justohgod get in here and fuck me already
>You open your arms wide and wait for Sonata to crawl in bed with you.
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>>29695271
>People look at their files (birth dates, etc) and notice that they should be well over 90 years old by now, even though they look like teens
>They shrug their shoulders and reason that there must be a glitch in the system, sooner willing to believe that a piece of paper is wrong rather than everything they know about biology and physics being incorrect
>Anon and his relatives/lovers are fine as long as they don't attract serious government attention
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Now we're getting interesting.
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>implying you wouldn't rail your ageless jailbait great grandmother
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>>29695325
>well over 90 years old
If they were banished from Equestria by Starswirl, they must be thousands of years old. Or hundreds at least. I don't recall if it's been stated exactly when he lived, but he seems to be a bit of a historical figure.
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>>29695398
Oh, I totally would.
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>This thread right now
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>>29695398
>>29695428
>>29695325
>>29695297
>>29695271

You know it occurs to me that if Anon hooks up with the Dazzlings and they start pumping out babies, it'd actually be kinda terrifying.

Think about it. A rapidly growing immortal family of sirens.
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>>29695485
Yeah, after several generations there would probably be a shadow war going on between government agents and powerful siren factions.
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>>29695511

>Implying sirens wouldn't be able to infiltrate the government

Well, the normal human governments might stand a chance if they can recruit Sunset and the human versions of the Mane Six, then somehow get them to pump out babies who share their resistance to siren magic.
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>>29695555
>recruit Sunset and the human versions of the Mane Six
no
the world will not rely on retarded teenage girls in highschool
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>>29695485
>>29695511

>The small town they inhabit gets 3 new "bundles of joy" every couple of years.
>They never age past young adult.
>They start getting jobs.
>After a century the town is practically all immortal sons and daughters of Anon or they reproduced amognst themselves to add to the number.
>Becomes the biggest hotspot for paranormal enthusiasts in the world because of their entire population never aging.
>Some sirens chose to spread their wings and move somewhere else, beginning the cycle anew.
>A few centuries later there's an entire state full of ageless folk.
>They have spread far as well, and have infiltrated government offices.
>This happens >>29695485
>War for world domination begins with Emperor-King Anonymous and his three loving broodmothers at the helm.
>>29695555
Checked.
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>>29695577

They are the only people in the EqG universe immune to siren magic, Anon.

They kinda don't have a choice.
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>>29695555
Snizzity-snap, quads confirms that the sirens plan to successfully infiltrate the government with their countless offspring and rule from the shadows

>"C'mon, Nonny," says Sonata, kissing your jaw, "We could be so great together."
>>"Yeah, Anon," whispers Adagio into your ear as she tightens her grip around your bare chest, "Imagine the four of us ruling with an iron fist.
>>>"Mrpph hnng' ann'nnn..." mumbles Aria into your crotch
>With a wet -POP-, she releases the cock from her mouth.
>>>"It would take years, yes," she coos, stroking and fondling your balls, "But the payoffs would be beyond your wildest dreams."
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>>29695608
Or, you know, good old fashioned lead. In the shape of bullets. Fired from guns.
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>>29695653

>Expecting bullets to kill immortals

Or is this just a thing where you hate the human counterparts of the Mane Six? I won't judge if that's the case
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>>29695672
They're long lived, that doesn't make them immune to getting shot to death.
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>>29695675

Point.

But the 'retarded high school girls' comment?
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>>29695694
To be fair, the 'highschool girls saving the world' trope has always been retarded.
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>>29695707

Eh, got me there.

I wasn't saying Sunset and the human Mane Six would do ALL the work.

It just seems like it would make sense to bring them in because they've actually got experience dealing with sirens.

In fact, it's an opportunity for more incest. If the government had the seven of them pump out kids to pass on their own magical abilities, eventually they'd reach a point where diluting the blood further would risk just breeding out the magic altogether.

Thus, their descendants would have to resort to being just as incestuous as Anon and the Dazzlings' family in order to fight better.
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>>29695672
Like >>29695675 said, they aren't true immortals, they simply don't die of natural causes like age and age related problems and illness.
Unless they have their gems and can mind control they'll still get fucked by the military's weaponry unless the sirens and Anon move out into the ocean to build a motherbase where they can then train their offspring into becoming the best of the best, become PMCs until they get enough GMP and resources to go nuclear and then they can take on the military with their own army of experienced soldiers, with top of the line tech and gear from their R&D, staffed exclusively with siren offspring with the highest PhDs and doctorates in the necessary fields.
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>>29695788

Very much a good point.

What would you call this siren organization anyway?
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>>29695788
Can you imagine the shit immortal scientists and engineers would come up?
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>>29695828

Les Enfants de l'Ocean?
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I'm liking the Dazzling direction.
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>>29694403
writefag here

>You are Anon, and it is several hours later.
>You're all gathered around your coffee table again, each of you nursing cooling mugs of coffee.
>After you recovered from your... experience with siren magic, you and the girls sat down to have an actual serious conversation.
>The first time around, you were just humouring them; mostly because you were worried about what they would do if you kicked them out.
>The second time around?
>Brother, shit got real.
>The first two or three hours were spent telling you about themselves.
>They came from a world called "Equestria", where a bunch of ugly, uppity horse bastards rule with "an iron hoof"; banishing their enemies to celestial bodies and waging wars against unsuspecting nations.
>...at least, that's the way they put it.
>While in Equestria, they were the three most beautiful and powerful sirens that dared to make their home in the oceans, whose bravery was unmatched and their territory vast.
>Again; that's the way they put it.
>A hairy old wizard banished them because their singing voices were disrupting the power of "harmony", which was something that the horses had absolute control over and allowed them to stay in power for hundreds and hundreds of years.
>It was around this time that you learned your new friends were well over 1000 years old.
>"Friends".
>You mean "relatives".
>Turns out that Sonata wasn't lying when she said that she was your great-grandmother.
>She doesn't have the papers to back it up, but that crazy light show back there is enough for you to believe a lot of things these sirens say.
>After you discussed their history in Equestria, you all began talking about their future and what place you have in it.

>"Anonymous."
>Aria stands up from her position on the couch, forcing Adagio to lean up against Sonata's shoulder to avoid falling onto the cushion Aria just occupied.
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>The purple siren walks around the coffee table and kneels down in front of your chair, reaching out and cupping your cheeks with both hands.
>"I need you to listen very carefully, alright?"
>You nod.
>"Because I'm going to ask you a very important question." she continues.
>Again, you nod.
>Silence reigns for five long seconds while Aria gives you the most intense look of your life.
>"Can we crash here for a while?"
>What?
"Wh-is that it?"
>Aria squishes your cheeks together and glares at you.
>"What do you mean, is that it?" she growls, "Just because we're immortal doesn't mean that we want to sleep out in the streets."
>The purple girl stands back up and walks over to the side of your chair so that she can smack you upside the head.
"Ow! Hey!"
>"Stop hitting my grandson!" cries Sonata, looking outraged and exasperated.
>Aria just snorts and roughly tussels your hair.
>"He might be my grandson as well," she says, "And I won't accept the closest thing we've got to a male siren being an idiot."
>Sonata huffs and pushes herself back into the sofa cushion, crossing her arms and pouting.
>"That doesn't mean you can just hit him..." she grumbles, prompting Adagio to rub her arm comfortingly.
"Wait, wait," you say, waving your hand in front of Aria's face to grab her attention, "What do you mean, I might be your grandson too?"
>"Sonata and I are sisters, aren't we?" replies Aria, "and you're Sonata's great-grandson."
>You give her an unimpressed look.
"That would make your my great-great-aunt."
>Aria shrugs and walks away, heading in the direction of your kitchen.
>"Close enough!" she shouts over her shoulder.
>"Actually, Anon," says Adagio, rolling her eyes at Aria, "Back there when we sang for you, you had a much stronger reaction than we thought you would for someone with so little siren blood in you."
>She places a friendly hand on Sonata's shoulder, prompting the blue girl to smile and stop pouting.
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>>29696273
>"Sirens attract sirens, and we're starting to think that some of my kids or Aria's offspring made babies with Sonata's kids."
>That makes you stop and think.
>They're sisters, right?
>Blood-sisters?
>If sirens attract sirens, and you have more siren blood in you than you would have if your only siren relative was Sonata, that would mean...
>Oh, ew!
"Th-that sounds... horribly incestuous..." you choke out, unable to decide if you should be sickened or aroused.
>whynotboth.beaner
>Sonata tilts her head like a curious puppy.
>"I guess. You seem kinda grossed out, Nonny. What's wrong with that?"
"What's wrong with incest?" you ask, incredulous.
>Your great-grandmother just nods.
>This isn't exactly a conversation you want to have.
>Luckily for you, Adagio takes over for you.
>"Sonata, honey," she coos, "Humans think that making babies with their family is weird and gross, remember? It's not like back home."
>That's a lot more informative and a lot more kindly than how you would have put it.
>Sonata's face crumples into a look of contempt.
>It's an expression you never thought she was capable of making.
>From the short time you've known the girls, you feel like you're starting to get a bit of a feel for their personalities, and Sonata seems like the last siren to express something so negative.
>"Wow, really?" Sonata asks, sounding like she doesn't believe her sister, "That's dumb."
>Sonata gestures to you.
>"I mean, Nonny here's got lotsa siren blood in him, right? A bunch of our kids made babies together and he's just fine."
>She smiles brightly at you.
>"Right, Nonny?"
>Oh, god, are you?
>You've never had to think about this before.
>Y-you're normal, right?
>Is there some way for you to check?
>Have you been retarded this entire time, but you were too retarded to know?!
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>>29696282
>Adagio saves you, thankfully.
>"Of course he's fine, Sonata," she says, rubbing your great-grandmother's arm, "Sirens are strong."
"Speaking of sirens..."
>...just how 'siren' are you, anyway?
"Uh, girls?" you ask, feeling a bit of dread pooling in your gut, "How much siren blood do you think I have in me? If I'm not one-eighth siren, then what am I? A quarter?"
>Aria walks back into the room with an open bag of chips in her hand.
>"A quarter," Aria says, spraying your carpet with half-chewed chip crumbs, "Two-fifths... maybe even one-half if our little cunt-parasites kept it in the family."
>Your heart simultaneously skips a beat and leaps up into your throat.
>You're the product of generations of incest.
>It's like a eugenics program, only shit.
>"He's as close to a male siren as we're going to get." concludes Aria, oblivious to your discomfort
>That plus the revelation that you might not even really human hits you like a punch to the gut.
>"Did you hear that, Nonny?!" cheers Sonata, leaping out of her seat (and causing Adagio to tumble onto the warm, unoccupied cushion this time) and running over to embrace you.
>She crawls into your lap and pulls your head against her chest.
>"You might be as high as half-siren!" she cries happily, wriggling against you, "Forget your dumb, stupid human laws; you're basically one of us!"
>You grab Sonata with shaking hands and try to push her off of you, but these metaphorical one-two punches are making you feel weak.
"S-Sonata?"
>Sonata just hugs you tighter, trapping your face in her boob-prison.
>"That's 'grandma' to you, mister." she says with a laugh.
>You glance down at your mugs of cold coffee. You can only see out of one eye because the other one is being pressed firmly against one of Sonata's tits.
>...you're going to need something a lot stronger than those.
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>>29695470
Wat.
Where is that from?
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>>29696258
i love you writefriend
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>>29696343
I love you too, Anon.
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>>29696296
This is great stuff! Please continue!
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>>29696282
>Sirens attract sirens
Not even really a siren-specific thing.
In general, close relatives who didn't grow up together and only met as adults are highly predisposed to being attracted to each other.

The only reason siblings aren't more commonly attracted to each other is the westermarck effect.

Assuming the sirens' offspring didn't know they were related to each other, the incest taboo wouldn't be an issue and if on top of that they grew up in the same general region, the probability of them hooking up with each other would be very high indeed.
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>>29696518
Some more info on the topic:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction
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I'll throw this into a quest bin. I'll keep on writing it, and if I don't completely fuck up with it I'll put it in my actual writefag pastebin. Thanks for your kind words, everyone.

http://pastebin.com/F6PAvXZ7
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>>29696897
AWW YISS
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>>29696518
So, if all of Anon's ancestors up to the Sirens were all made up the siren's children, that would mean that.... Okay, the first generation (siren's kids) would be 50% siren and 50% human. Their kids hook up, making the next generation ALSO 50% siren and 50% human. Repeat one more time, and the third generation (aka Anon) is.... 50% siren and 50% human. Anon is Sonata's great grandson but is as genetically close to her as her regular son/daughter would have been.
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>>29696897
It's looking great so far.
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>>29696952
>but is as genetically close to her as her regular son/daughter would have been
Does it actually work like that?
While he would sort of have 50% siren genes, I don't think that would necessarily mean he'd as genetically similar as a son.

After all, even siblings aren't genetically identical, and his ancestors would be cousins at most unless they had multiple children with the same father and those children had children with their siblings as well.

Then again, I guess if they wanted to they could just keep getting impregnated by the same guy and making sure their children are raised separately just for that reason...
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>>29696987
... not to mention it's possible that they all got knocked up by the same guy, making their original offspring not only cousins but half-siblings...
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I love how we've dismissed the whole
>BUT MUH DEFECTS
argument with "MAGIC, BITCH"
good thread, keep it up.

plus, my favourite dazzling image
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>>29697011
L-Lewd~
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>>29697036
Implied lewd that you could easily miss if you just skim the image is best lewd
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>>29696340
masamune kun no revenge
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>>29697121
coulda just told you to google the name right there in the pic
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>The sirens try to introduce Anon to the idea of slowly creating a population of part-sirens to infiltrate the government and gain power
>Tease him whenever possible and wait for his resolve to break

>You are Anon, and you are sitting on your couch watching TV.
>It's early in the morning, and that means that you're the first one up.
>The sirens have began squatting in your apartment for a week or so now, and you guess you can't just go and kick your kindly old grandmother out onto the street without good reason.
>A yawn from the hallway brings your attention to the fact that Adagio is awake.
>"Mornin' 'non," she mumbles, yawning once more half-way through, "S'there any coffee?"
"Yup, it's still fresh."
>Adagio trots into the kitchen and comes back with two mugs of coffee - one for her and another one for her.
>Adagio walks across the living room, pathing her way between you and your coffee table.
>She deliberately sidles as close to you as she can, moving as slowly across your view as possible.
>Just as she reaches the halfway point (which is to say that when she's right in front of you), she leans forward and slaps you in the face with her free-hanging breasts.
>You didn't think that they would make the sound of a meaty -SMACK- since they were covered up by a (admittedly thin) layer of cloth, but you learn something new every day.
>Maybe it's the shock of being smacked in the face
>Maybe it's the early-morning tits that weren't really ever around before this morning
>Whatever it was, you jump back and lean into the couch like a scared virgin.
>"Oops," purrs Adagio, plopping herself down onto the sofa and almost spilling the coffee all over your nice cushions
>After depositing the mugs safely onto the coffee table, Adagio turns to look at you.
>And stares.
>And stares.
>You know exactly what she's doing.
>You aren't going to break.
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>>29697336
>And star-
>Adagio sighs, sounding somewhere between exasperation and amusement.
>She reaches out and grabs your face, gently turning your head to look at her.
>"Gee, Anon," she says stiffly, sounding as though she were reading from a prepared script, "There's nothing to be embarrassed about."
>She grips the bottom of her shirt.
>"They're just tits."
>Before you can muster up the willpower to look away (which, if you're being honest, would have taken a minute or two to gather), the orange girl whips the top up over her head and tosses it into the corner.
>It hooks onto one of the coffee mugs, tugging it off of the little table and spraying scalding-hot liquid all over your nice carpet.
>In the time that took to happen, Adagio has cupped her bust and has began to heft them, showing off their size.
>"See? You-" the mug crashes to the ground and Adagio whips her head around to see.
>"Whoops."
>It's too early for this shit.
>Another yawn grabs your attention from the hallway.
>"Wh-what smells like coffee? Dagi? Dagi, why are you topless? Can we go topless?"
>Sonata removes her shirt and flings it into the corner, miraculously avoiding knocking over the second mug of coffee.
>"Finally! Those things were itchy. I'm gonna wake up Aria and tell her the news!"
>Sonata runs back down the hallway to the guest bedroom to wake up her sister.
>It's WAY too early for this shit.
>A tap on the arm grabs your attention.
>Adagio, still topless, is looking at you rather sheepishly.
>"You know what might make you feel better, Anon?" she asks, crossing her arms under her breasts to make them look bigger, "Playing with my tits."
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>>29697336
>Adagio trots into the kitchen
Since when do humans trot?
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>>29697377
I'm used to describing ponies with hooves and I slipped up.
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>>29697344
"Time to play with my 16-year old looking 1000-year old granny's tits!"
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>>29697405
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>page 8
darkness there and nothing more
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>>29696258
Dat gif
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>>29696282
>>"I mean, Nonny here's got lotsa siren blood in him, right? A bunch of our kids made babies together and he's just fine."
>>She smiles brightly at you.
>>"Right, Nonny?"
>>Oh, god, are you?
kek
She so simply and innocently causes an existential crisis.
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>>29697344
Thousand year old sirens that can entrance any living creature with their songs, yet still manage to fuck up in spectacular ways and spill their spaghetti everywhere.
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>>29698066
Bless them, they're trying.
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>>29698161
I want to give Sonata a golden 'you tried' star sticker.
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>>29697336
>>29697344
Are you sure this wasn't
>Sirens try to seduce anon and fail hilariously while making a mess of his apartment
?
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Made a public pastebin for the delinquent anon and his sisters
http://pastebin.com/8pyftfxv
Here's the new stuff;

>Another few hours go by before you hear the shuffling of feet through the halls.
>You check the time on your laptop, notiving that it's been a good 7 hours since you all came home.
>And to the best of your knowledge they haven't had anything to eat so far.
>Damn, they really took you seriously.
>Even though the footsteps you hear are intentionally muffled, the walls are too thin to hide someone walking past your door.
>The bathroom door opens shortly thereafter you hear the shower turn on.
>Yeah, they must be getting ready for school tomorrow.
>You decide not to leave your room and try talk to them, since you don't want to give them a lecture or anything.
>Fuck knows you're the least qualified person to be telling others how to live their life.
>As luck would have it, though, right after having that thought you hear a knock on your door.
>And then another.
>You turn to face the door, waiting.
>It creaks open ever so slightly, and all you can see is the side of Sonata's body as she peeks through to see if you're in.
"What?"
>There's a pause before she answers.
>"Can I - come in?"
>You just nod and turn your chair around to face her as she steps in and closes the door behind herself.
>More silence.
>You cross your arms and continue to be silent with her as she fidgets in place.
>She mustered up the courage to come in here, after all.
>What's the point if she doesn't say anything of her own accord.
>"We- I mean - I'm sorry."
>You sigh.
"For what, Sonata?"
>You say it more like a statement than a question.
>"For... you know."
>You almost roll your eyes at her.
>Locking eyes with her, you lean forward a bit and make sure you have her attention.
"No, Sonata. I don't know. You're not 10 years old anymore, you can't just say you're sorry and be absolved. Tell me exactly, in what universe could you justify what you were doing today?"
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>>29699014
>She stops fidgeting and balls her fists up, becoming more defensive in her stance.
>"You don't get it, it wasn't our fault!"
"Yahuh."
>"It's- it was- we were just sitting outside at lunch when those bitc- I mean, when these girls - strolled up to us and poured their drinks all over Aria!"
>You raise an eyebrow, resting back into your chair.
>"Adagio and Aria were going to fight them right there, but I managed to calm them down because I said //you'd// be mad! But then after school when we were waiting for you they-"
>She cuts herself off, huffing and clenching her fists until her knuckles turn white.
>"P- point is, it wasn't our fault. Aria and Dagi feel bad about it as well, but I'd do it again if I had to! And I know you would too!"
>Tsk.
>You both look away from one another, the atmosphere in the room tense enough to cut with a pair of safety scissors.
>Sometimes you wish you knew a perfect do-no-wrong angel that had never been a delinquent so they could do all the moral lecturing.
>You feel like such a hypocrite when you try talk to your sisters about right and wrong.
>Sonata's in the right, here.
>If what she says is true, you'd absolutely have done the same thing.
>Probably worse.
>You sigh under your breath at her as Sonata looks down at her feet, waiting for some sort of reply.
>She's still tense and rigid, shaking from a mix of anger and fear.
>Truth be told Sonata was the last person you would expect to come in here and confront you about this issue.
>She's never been a fan of getting you angry like the other two.
>You uncross your arms, moving forward in your chair and beckoning Sonata over.
>Only daring to sneak a glance at you every few seconds or so, she stays her ground.
>You roll your eyes.
"Come 'ere."
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>>29699019
>She slowly makes her way over to you, trying not to look weak or complacent.
>You've probably abused this tactic too much, but back when you were younger you'd always manage to end arguments with Sonata by sitting with her or brushing her hair for an hour or two.
>Somehow she always seemed to forget everything she was mad about after a while.
>Once she gets close enough to where you are, you roll forward the last few inches and pull her down off her feet.
>You sit her down on your lap and rest her over your chest, albeit while fighting a little bit of stubborn resistance.
>Thirty seconds of keeping her close to you calms her down at least slightly, and you feel her shoulders relax as well as her hands un-clenching.
"I never thought you girls were at fault here, Sonata. I'll never assume the worst about anything you three ever do, you know that. I just get so scared when I see you..."
>You breathe heavy, running a hand through Sonata's hair.
"When I see you act like I did back then. It's a hard life to get out of once you're in it, believe me. I'm not gonna tell you I know a better way of handling that situation 'cause I don't, but just try keep yourself out of trouble."
>You feel her nod ever so slightly on your chest as she brings her feet up from the floor and tucks them into your lap, curling up into a ball.
"Actually scratch that, you're fine. Just remember to keep your sisters out of it."
>You share a quiet laugh between yourselves and time goes by without another word.
>Leaning back into your chair one last time the two of you sit in the dim yellow light of your desk lamp for maybe an hour before you snap yourself out of it.
>Almost dozed off, there.
>Blinking furiously to get your eyes open, you crane your neck downwards at the girl on your chest to find her further into sleeping than you were.
>You pat her on the arm a couple times to try wake her but it takes a few shakes before she registers anything.
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>>29699025
>She just about manages to mumble out a few words.
>"Mmh- I'm awake."
>Her eyes stay closed and her head buries itself further into your shirt, clearly not agreeing with what she's saying.
>You pry her away from you, pushing her feet off your lap and helping her stand and walk out of your room.
>She leans on you for support most of the way out, but once you get to your door she seems to be lucid enough to make it on her own.
"I'll see you all in the morning. It's late and you all have school, so staying up any longer wouldn't do anyone much good. Oh, make sure to tell your sisters I'm not mad, too. Don't need breakfast to be awkward."
>The still groggy Sonata can just barely acknowledge what you said as she rocks back and forth in her stupor.
>Almost instinctively, you lean down and give her a peck on the top of her head as a goodnight, something you're sure you haven't done in at least 5 years.
>As your lips make contact with her head Sonata jumps a bit and bumps your nose, tensing up all over again.
>You breathe in through your teeth slightly at the stinging pain, trying to force yourself to not sneeze.
>"Ah - abuh buh buh."
>She's got her eyes wide open now, darting them from side to side rapidly.
>She steals glances at you for about 5 seconds, just standing there, before rapidly jogging down the hall and exlaiming "Good night!" once she's back in her room with Aria.
>And then you sneeze.
>You stand in your room a moment after closing your own door, ultimately deciding to turn in early for the night.
>Hopefully tomorrow won't be half as stressful as today.
>You turn off your desklamp and fall down onto your bed, rolling yourself into the covers like a burrito before falling asleep.
>
>
>...
>You're awake.
>Huh.
>No, like, you're awake without being woken up.
>You're awake //before// being forced out of bed by your sisters.
>That's not normal.
>That's never happened before.
>Why are you so not sleepy right now?
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>>29699032
>You have to check your phone, what's the ti-
>It's 11AM.
>FUCK.
>You leap out of your bed, flinging your covers across the room and pivot to bolt out your door.
>No one in the kitchen or living room.
>Did no one manage to wake up this morning!?
>You slam open Adagio's room door to find-
>Nothing.
>What?
>Sonata and Aria... also nothing.
>Huh.
>So they did go to school?
>How did they get there?
>You check your phone again, and now that you scroll through your notifications you finally see the text they left behind.
>So they got a ride, huh.
>A small part of you is dissapointed.
>Not that you didn't drive them to school, really.
>You've begged them some days to not force you awake.
>You're usually more than happy for them to get rides.
>But today you were gonna talk about the incident on the way there... hopefully get stuff patched out.
>Looks like they didn't wanna talk about it.
>You sigh.
>Not much you can do about it now.
>You make yourself some breakfast and had back to your room, opening your blinds to let some light in.
>Your computer boots up and you get to work, relishing the quiet hours you have to yourself before your sisters get back home.
>Why is your phone ringing?
>...
>It's the school.
>Joy.
>Did they find out your sisters did the thing yesterday?
>No, they couldn't have.
>They aren't that good.
>What the hell is this about?
>You pick up.
"Yeah, hello?"
>["Good Morning sir, am I correct in saying you're the parental guardian of Aria Blaze?"]
>Parental?
"Well, n- yes. Yes, I am."
>Can't be bothered to correct them.
>["Right. Pardon me for calling you in the middle of the day, but would it be possible for you to come to the school soon?"]
>What.
"Excuse me?"
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>>29699037
>["Aria has been... excused from class for the rest of the day. The principal will have you in their office to explain and there will be an email sent to you, but as it stands Aria needs to be escorted home."]
"Excused? Escorte- what? Wait wh- fine. You know what, fine. I'll be there. I'll be there in 30 minutes."
>["Thank you sir. She'll be in the front office when you arrive."]
"Alright, thanks. Bye."
>You toss your phone onto the couch, pinching the bridge of your nose with your other hand.
>What the hell, Aria?

Tell me about shitty grammar and typos if ya find em, I'll fix it in the paste. Sorry if there are a ton, I'm writing this at 7AM with no sleep.
I posted this ENTIRE thing in the COMPLETELY wrong thread and didn't even realise, fuck me.
also;
INCESTUOUS THOUGHTS INBOUND
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>come up with idea based on all the siren talks around here
>finally get the urge to start writing it all down
>see all the writefaggotry
>now don't want to turn the thread into dazzling general v2
I didn't think I'd be feeling these feels..
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>>29699173
nigga if its thread topical then just do it
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>>29699183
It is thread topical. It's also not a happy idea, and I'm not sure how the thread would react to a story that takes the interpretation of incest in a more negative light.
Because when some long lost family members start mooching off of you, and then molesting you, shit doesn't go alright.
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>>29699199
a darker story? thats rare
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>>29699207
I can recall quite a few darker greens, a few years ago they were being made at only a slightly slower rate than all the happy/cloppy ones.
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>>29699183
This. It's not like it's gonna last forever.

>>29699199
Do it anyway. People may or may not like it, but regardless, it's content.
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>>29699199

Go for it.
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>>29699199
>Because when some long lost family members start mooching off of you, and then molesting you, shit doesn't go alright.
>Not wanting your eternally-young 16-year-old great-grandmother to lovingly worship your dick while her sister rides your face
What are you, gay?
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>>29700546
this desu
i think when he says he's trynna make it 'dark' he's gonna take magic out of the equation and try make it more real.
So no immortal siren powers n' shit.
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>>29700550
I could see it getting pretty dark if it were less "magic land magic sirens and also dick touching" and more "why are my relatives living in my house for free and could you PLEASE stop molesting me, who are you even."
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>>29700617
Honestly Anon would have to be just the LARGEST faggot this side of the universe to not want three young succubi tier women to tend to his every sexual need.
Gonna need to preform some quality mental gymnastics to make me believe any straight guy wouldn't want that.
I get the mooching part though, that would be annoying.
Again, though, seems pretty fixable. Either live off of Government grants cause taking care of three 16 year olds while you're 18-19 obviously would entitle you to SOMETHING and then just make them get jobs.
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>>29700649
I dunno about the mooching part. Maybe if the sirens were smart enough, they'd have investments all over the place (what with them being a thousand years old) and fat stacks of cash. I mean, some of the stuff they had in the movies had to have cost money, right? At the very least, their everyday clothing wasn't free. Maybe they want to squat at Anon's place because buying a house takes more than a day and they... uh... they don't feel like renting a motel room? Maybe? That's the trouble with a character being immortal, man. There's nothing stopping them from investing and shit for hundreds of years, but "<character> is extremely rich and now things costing money is no longer a hurdle" is pretty Mary Sue-ish.
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>>29700814
No, that's what I just said in the post above.
>>29700550
Having them be immortal wouldn't work for a story where things are supposed to be taken seriously.
If you wanna make it grounded you can't have three immortal characters running around and also expect us to believe they don't have ANY resources to cash in on. If they've been alive for over 1000 years, being homeless or destitute for even 10 would be nothing to them.
Additionally, if they've lived through the World Wars or the beginnings of Industrialisation, there's no way a 21st century rut would fuck them over for money SO HARD they would have to resort to finding a long lost relative to mooch off of. They've been fine for a millenia and the writer expects us to think they aren't masters at using and abusing the regimes humans have in place? Or that they're content to squat on come college kids couch?
The only way to make it believeable that they mooch off Anon is if they're regular girls. But like I just said, even then, if Anon is gonna be their guardian, unless he's living in cuckistan the government would grant him at least SOMETHING for taking care of three underage teens in his early or latest mid-twenties.
Lastly, if they don't want to go to school Anon could just make them get a job. I don't know about you guys, but around here there would be plenty of retail or cafe type places willing to hire a beautiful young girl.

I'm fine with suspending disbelief if it's a comedic or smut green like the ones above, where you're not supposed to think about the story and just have a bit of fun, but
>>29699199
wants to write a darker story. And that goes hand in hand with having the audience think harder about the characters and setting. Having them act realistically and minimising plot holes.
Also Anon would be a total faggot if he didn't dick them that's the biggest plot hole.
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>>29701332
The way I see it immortal just means they don't die of old age. They still have to breathe, eat and drink like everyone else and can still die from physical injury, freeze to death, etc.

Also, being 1000 years old doesn't have to mean they spend anywhere near that long on Earth, nor that they spent any of their time on earth doing anything productive that acquired them money or power.

On earth, and even more so after losing their powers, they are for all intents and purposes just nearly ordinary girls aside from not aging and having a slightly above average charisma because of being sirens.
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>>29701399
What? That doesn't... What? If anything that proves my point? What the hell are you even on about, I didn't mention any of that in my - whatever.
First off, did you even watch the movie? They were banished a thousand years ago. To earth. They've been on earth for a thousand years at the beginning of RR. It might not be exactly that, but we know for a fact starswirl, who banished them, is a historical figure only found in books. Meaning this shit is old as FUCK.
They've been here a while.
Also, are you genuinely trying to say that an immortal with infinite time on their hands wouldn't have done ANYTHING to gain power? Especially when their whole shtick is being power hungry sirens? Seriously dude?
>nor that they spent any of their time on earth doing anything productive that acquired them money or power.
I mean come the fuck on. I don't want to chastise you too much because you obviously didn't think about this, but it's a total OOC and logically implausible. The only way it could work is if they don't need to eat, sleep, or breathe. Then you'd be right. They have no need to get money, to aquire power, to ever have a plan, or even a home. Why would they? But since you say they DO you INSTANTLY contradict yourself.
They NEED money to live. So do you expect me to believe that given INFINITE time they would be complacent finding scraps for literally hundreds of years? That they wouldn't have made SURE they would never starve or go needy in this new world they have to call home?

I can't get over how you think a POWER HUNGRY trio of MIND MANIPULATING immortals with no moral qualms about lobotomising people to get their way would be idiotic enough to live in squalor for hundreds of years. They'd be wizened with age further than any human could possibly be. The acquisition of material wealth would be nothing to them.
And Anon's still a faggot.
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>>29701480
To confirm whether it's actually canonically stated that they've been on Earth for a thousand years, I'd have to rewatch the movie.
If that's true, then it certainly raises the question of what they've been doing all that time.
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>>29701726
Even if it isn't 1000 years, it was Starswirl that banished them.
It's a fact he knew Celestia, but we know that Twilight has never met him, even though she idolises him enough to dress up as him. Also, he seems quite obscure, since people couldn't guess exactly who Twilight was dressed as. Imagine if someone went as Einstein or Newton for halloween. People would understand that instantly.
Now imagine they did it in 400 years. Less people would know who that was, don't you think?
Back to the point though, if he was alive, she surely would have met him by now through her connection with Celestia.
This implies he's dead.
We know ponies live for a long fucking time, and that Starswirl is regarded as a historical figure. Even if Starswirl banished the sirens and died the DAY Twilight was born, that would mean that the Dazzlings landed in the EqG-verse a minimum of 16 years ago. (we know this since Twilight comes through the portal and is 15-16 years old).

This is just a thought experiment and is obviously wrong though. They've been here a loooong time. Did you see the state of the book Twilight had to find to read up on Sirens? It was about Starswirl banishing them. The book has to have been written AFTER the fact, right? You can't write a book about a historical event before the event fucking happens. So let's say the book was written the DAY he banished them. We don't have an age for the book exactly, but the pages are torn, the thing is dusty, it's old with muted colours and worn, etc. We know the Canterlot library and Twilight take the utmost care when looking after books, so this is MINIMUM tier deterioration.
Again, this proves that this shit happened AGES ago.
So.
The Dazzlings have most likely been on Earth for hundreds of years. But even if they weren't and the first horribly convoluted 'what if' scenario I just made up took place, they've been here for at LEAST 16 without any help.
Also Anon is still a faggot.
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>>29701831
>This implies he's dead.
Or he got lost in time and space. Or perhaps he simply traveled to the future and was so far never seen again because he never went back.
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>>29701852
Occam's razor.
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>>29701831
What if it's like Narnia, and time doesn't pass the same in both dimensions?
What if a thousand years passed in Equestria, but only a few weeks or months passed on Earth?
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>>29701871
Except that's an obvious fact.
I didn't think I'd have to explain this, Jesus.
It's like I'm in elementary school again.
In Equestria, Twilight and the gang are old enough to work (Rarity + Pinkie) and even take on govt roles (Twilight). But in EqG, they're schoolgirls. This means time has different meanings from one place to another.
We don't know how ponies age. If Granny Smith taught us anything, it's that these aren't like our ponies. But we DO know about the human aging because, well, they're human.
So we can't know how old ponies are, although we do know they measure time in 'years'. So we assume EqGverse years are human years.
Also your second point is fucking dumb.
>What if a thousand years passed in Equestria, but only a few weeks or months passed on Earth?
Then by the time Twilight got back home after getting her crown from Shimmer all her friends would be Granny Smith tier old.
Also, when Twilight comes back in the next movie, she doesn't seem to be YEARS older. In Friendship Games, it's actually implied Twilight (in the post credits scene) has just finished the events of season 5.
Also, the book has direct messaging. Can't do that if time is fucked. Sunset actually says it's weird Twilight doesn't respond for a lot of FG, implying they talk directly a lot (And she couldn't cause Glimmer was fucking things up).
Also also, the mirror opens every 30 moons for three days, right? Celestia said that if Twilight doesn't get back within those three days, she'll be stuck on the other side for thirty moons.
So if it opens once every thirty moons in Equestria... and if Twilight doesn't get back in time she'll be stuck in EqGverse for 30 moons......
See where I'm going with that?

Finally, the comics aren't canon, BUT it's worth noting that The Dazzlings are shown in ancient Equestria in My Little Pony: FIENDship is Magic Issue #3. So yeah I'm pretty sure everyone knows they're old as tits.
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>>29702055
Yeah, you're right. I guess they somehow just wasted a thousand years making schoolchildren fight each other and accomplishing nothing until they lost their powers in RR.
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>>29702105
Yeah, and that's why if you give them their canon backstory and make them immortal it's impossible to make a dark and at all realistic narrative.
Before the walls of text my whole point was that the only way to make it believable would be to make them normal teen girls. Even then there are problems in it, but the main takeaway is that mlp magic and dark realism don't go together.
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>>29702192
I guess writefags will just have to take some artistic freedoms, as they always did anyway.
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>>29702249
Aye, I for one love seeing what people can come up with. Sticking to canon all the time would be boring. I'd love something about what actual immortality would have been like for the Dazzlings, personally.
That eerie feeling that they would always know more than they're letting on, telling a story that you assume must have happened last week until they drop the bombshell that it was 1750. What they would have done to get through wars, disease, or famine.
That would be some good shit.
Also incest I guess. I forgot what thread we were in for a while there.
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>>29702292
Indeed. I think the whole immortal thousand year old ancestors premise has great potential even if not everything aligns with actual canon.
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>>29702055
OR you can save yourself the autism points and stick to the writers don't give a shit.
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>page 8
no
no without incest
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>>29702514
>He doesn't overthink and try find convoluted excuses for poorly written children's cartoon plots
What a sad life. Coming up with this random shit is fun as hell.
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oh shit niggers page 9
shit wait for a bit I got things to post oh my god
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Bamp
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>>29696296
Writefag here


>You are Anon, and you are at the liquor store.
>You said that you needed something strong to deal with all this bullshit, and you meant it.
>The girls came with you because getting drunk with their grandkid sounded like a good time to them.
>You skip the beer section (oh, who are you kidding; you skip the vodka cooler section) and go straight for the spirits.
>Walking down the long aisle, you focus on what you want to get.
>Rum...
>"Anonymous?"
>Vodka...
>"Anonymous."
>Whiskey...
>"Ano-oh, for fuck's sake..."
>SMACK
"Ow!"
>You whip around to face your assailant and glare at a grumpy-looking Aria.
"Do you not know how to talk to someone without hitting them first?"
>You point a finger at Aria.
"You do that again, you're gonna get-"
>A blue hand comes out of nowhere and smacks Aria upside the head.
>You feel a vindictive thrill at the grump finally getting what was coming to her.
"...smacked." you finish, a smile growing on you lips
>"What did I say?" hisses Sonata, glaring at Aria and bearing her (surprisingly sharp) teeth.
>How many teeth does that girl have?
>There are at least 3 times too many sharp canine teeth in that girl's maw.
>Sonata turns to face you and smiles indulgently.
>"Pick whatever you want, sweetie," she coos, "I'll buy it for you."
>Eugh.
"Sonata... you're getting way too into this 'grandmother' thing."
>Sonata waves a hand dismissively at you.
>"Nonsense, Nonny," she purrs, leaning forward and presenting one of her cheeks to you, "Now give grandma a kiss."
>You roll your eyes and take a step backwards.
"Oh, fuck off."
>Sonata "harumph"s and crosses her arms, pouting.
>"That's no way to speak to your grandmother, Nonny."
>You just shake your head and look back at the racks of alcohol.
>You cannot put into words just how uncomfortable you feel that a 16-year-old girl is doting over you like a little old lady.
>She's your great-grandmother, sure, but try telling that to your erection.
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>>29704009
>More importantly, try telling that to the store employees, who are already looking at you and your group of seemingly-underage girls.
>You had better not go to jail for letting them buy you liq-wait.
"Since when do you have money?" you hiss, trying not to draw any more attention to you than you already are, "I thought you were staying at my place because you were broke."
>"Broke?!" barks Aria, breaking out into laughter, "Anon, we aren't broke!"
>Aria wipes a tear from her eye and grabs two bottles from the shelf at random, not even looking at what she snatched up.
>"Homeless, maybe, but not broke."
>Adagio walks over to you with two bottles of vodka in her hands; she nods to Sonata, who wanders off into the heart of the liquor store in search for something to drink.
>"How do you think we survived for a thousand years, kiddo?"
>You feel panic grip your heart at her words; why would she admit that in a crowded store?!
"Shh!" you hiss, speaking in a whisper-shout, "Do you want to get caught?!"
>Aria rolls her eyes.
>"How do you think we survived for a thousand years, idiot?" she asks, nearly mirroring Adagio.
>That's the sort of pet name every grandchild wishes for their grandmother to call them.
>"Who in their right minds would believe that we're over a thousand years old?"
>...dammit, she's right.
>Adagio nudges you with her elbow, careful not to accidentally drop the vodka she's holding.
>"We can talk more when we get home, okay?"
>Without warning, Sonata comes jogging into view with three big cardboard boxes in hand.
>"Girls, look!" she shouts, "Vodka coolers! Since when do they sell pre-mixed drinks?!"
>Adagio looks at the impressive hoard of shitty drinks with a worried frown.
>The tinkling of glass-on-glass from inside the boxes and the way Sonata's tower of booze is swaying seems to make the orange girl rather nervous.
>"H-How many vo-"
>Sonata interrupts with a happy chirp.
>"All of them!"
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>>29704014

"Right, right."
>You are Anon, and you've made it back from the liquor store.
>You're all sitting around your coffee table, and the girls have claimed their usual seats.
>They get the big three-person sofa, and you get the equally-comfy one-person recliner.
>You've got all your shit from the store sitting on the floor, because you're going to want to make some dinner and get some food into your stomach before you try and drink your problems away.
"So what's the deal? Why did you come here to find me; other than needing a place to stay?"
>"I'm not gonna lie to you, Anon," Adagio says, leaning back into the sofa, "There wasn't much more to it than that."
>Oh, good.
>You were worried for a moment that you were important, or something.
>"If any of our other offspring - or our offspring's offspring - had agreed to take us in, we'd be there right now instead of sitting on your couch and getting drunk."
>Getting drunk?
>It's like 3 in the afterno-
>The sound of swishing off to your side draws your attention; over to your left, Aria has opened one of her bottles and just took a big swig of it.
>Brilliant.
>You know what?
>Sure.
>Whatever.
>Let's get drunk.
>You reach into your tall paper bag and pull out your purchase, feeling regret that you forgot to buy something to mix it with.
>It won't stop you from drinking directly from the tap, but it's there.
>"But!" Adagio interjects after patiently waiting for you to take a sip, "Since you were so kind and agreed to take us in-
"All you did was go into my home and refuse to leave when I told you to."
>-SO KIND," repeats Adagio loudly, speaking over you, "We're going to reward you."
>You glance over at the other two sirens and watch as they look at each other and smirk.
>Sonata sends you a big, dumb wink that makes you feel uncomfortable.
>"We're gonna buy a place to live and you're gonna live with us," Adagio continues, "And yo-"
"Bullshit."
>You really like the way getting a lot of mileage out of that word.
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>>29704025
"Do you have any idea how much a house costs?"
>Adagio grosses her arms and frowns at you.
>"Do you?"
>Uh...
>Shit.
>She's got you there.
>Adagio giggles at your frustration (you must have pulled some kind of face at her) and unscrews one of her own bottles of liquor.
"Like I was trying to tell you in the liquor store," she begins, "My sisters and I have gotten pretty good at playing the stock exchange."
>Aria decides to chime in.
>Impressively, she's already about a quarter of the way through her bottle.
>Jesus, Aria.
>"We also invest in a bunch of different companies."
>"I'm good a-EHURRK-" Sonata coughs and chokes, nearly dropping her half-empty vodka cooler.
>"Swallow first, dummy," chides Aria, pounding her sister on the back.
>"I'm -ahem!- I'm good at math!" says Sonata, finally, "So I get to balance all kinds of numbers!"
>Sonata smiles brightly at you and rocks back and forth a little bit, looking very excited to show off her abilities.
>Aria tucks the bottle between her legs and holds it tightly in place with her thighs.
>wew, lad
>"Basically?" drawls the purple girl as she grabs her sister around the shoulders and pulls them in close, "We're the richest bitches you'll ever meet."
>Snizzity-snap.
"And you want me to live with you?"
>Adagio opens her mouth to speak, but Sonata beats her to it.
>"Yup!" she chirps, bouncing up and down on her seat, "We're gonna have a big house, and we're all gonna live together, and we're gonna be happy-"
>Aww.
>This is actually kinda sweet.
>"-and we're all gonna sleep in one huge bed-"
>Wait, what?
"I'm sorry?"
>"-and we're gonna make lots and lots of little siren babies-"
>You're gonna WHAT?!
>This is less sweet.
>You point an accusing finger at Sonata, who is too far gone in her imaginary world to notice your distress.
>...or her sister's amusement at your response, for that matter.
"Wait, wait, wait! Go back! I didn't agree to any of that!"
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>>29704038
>Your mind unintentionally replays the scene from a few days earlier where Sonata didn't get why incest was weird
>Despite yourself, Sonata's plans for you are giving you the weirdest erection you've ever had in your life.
>"-and we're all gonna love each other, and we'll be happy forever!"
>Sonata finally - FINALLY - ends her rambling
>She stares right into your eyes
>...
>Neither of Sonata's sisters say anything
"Wh-why did Sonata say that we're making babies?"
>Aria and Adagio look at each other, and then back to you.
>They each simultaneously grin at you, displaying their way-too-fucking-many sharp teeth
"Girls?"
>Sonata (after a couple of nudges from Aria) starts grinning at you too; her smile, however, is much more innocent than Aria and Adagio's predatory grins
"Girls?" you repeat, your voice one octave higher; still no response.
>You turn to Sonata in desperation.
"G-Grandma?"
>"Lots and lots of siren babies, Nonny," repeats Sonata.
>...
>Oh, okay, you get it now.
>They're just fucking with you and you fell for it because you're a huge chump.
>...right?

>Be Anon.
>Be several hours later.
>Be kinda drunk.
>...be actually pretty drunk.
>It's gonna be real hard to explain to your landlord why you've got three drunk teenagers in your apartment.
>You express this to the girls and Adagio shoves her hand into your face and makes "shhh" noises at you.
>"Don' you worry, Anon," slurs Adagio, leaning heavily into your shoulder and patting you clumsily on the cheek, "We got this covered."
"Do you?" you ask doubtfully, "Do you really?"
>"Uh-huh! S'takes a lil' while to buy a house, y'know?" she says, pressing her face right up to your ear; presumably so that you can hear her better
>...you don't know why, but she's started whispering.
>"W-We... we're gonna get a real nice house faaaaarrr-"
>Adagio waves her glass-filled hand around, spraying ice-cold drink everywhere.
>But hey; you guess you're going to live in a new house soon, so fuck these carpets, right?
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>>29704054
>"-away where no-one can find us. An'..."
>Adagio collapses against you and starts poking you in the chest with each "an'" she says.
>"An'... an'.... an' then... An' then we're gonna... w-we're gonna..."
>...this girl is taking you for a wild ride.
>Adagio goes to take a sip from her glass only to discover it empty; she'd been rather enthusiastic with her gesturing.
>"...fuck."
>She looks so disappointed and sounds so sad.
>Adagio puts her glass down on the couch and wraps her arms around your neck.
>"Fuckin' just... jus' lemme..."
>She tries climbing into your lap, but she doesn't seem to have the coordination.
>"C-Celes'ia... fucking dammit... Stop bein' so... so..."
>Sonata claps the palms of her hands to her cheeks dramatically.
>"We're gonna fuck?!"
>Sonata looks between you, Aria, and Adagio with an expression of child-like glee on her face.
>"Oh, boy!"
>Okay, this is actually pretty funny; well, it is now that you've got a few drinks in you, anyway.

>"Anonymous!"
>Aria stands up, wobbles, and then slowly lurches over to you with all the grace and poise of an oiled gazelle.
>She stops in front of you, reaches forward with wobbling hands, and cups your cheeks tightly to make sure that you can't look away from her.
>"I have another question for you."
>Aria's amazingly coherent considering how much she's had to drink.
"Mhr-hrr?" you grunt as best you can through your smooshed cheeks.
>You drool a little bit onto Aria's hand, but she either doesn't notice or doesn't care.
>"It's less of a question and more of a request."
>She puts that stuff away like it's water.
>"I need you to fuck us."
>Grandma, why?
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>>29704059
>Aria's face takes on a bit of a red tinge.
>"R-Right now."
>You grab Aria's wrists and try to tug them away from your face, but you cannot budge them.
>You keep forgetting about how freakishly strong they are.
>"Well? Will you?"
"Hng-got unna fhrhhhk'oo."
>Aria narrows her eyes and brings her face closer towards you threateningly.
>"What did you just fucking say to me?" she hisses dangerously
>"Aria," sighs Sonata, pulling her sister off of you, "Let my lil' darling speak."
>After twisting your tongue around your mouth and making sure that you don't taste blood, you address the two sirens.
"N-"
>It takes a second for your slightly drunk mind to realize that you're being kissed.
>Your vision is full of purple and your mouth is full of someone else's tongue.
>Presumably the one attached to the face you're staring at.
>Aria pulls away with a loud, sloppy "Mwah!"
>I quick glance off to Sonata shows her staring at her red-faced sister in shock.
>You don't know if it was the liquor, the kiss, or both, but Aria's face is bright red.
>Meanwhile, Adagio is mumbling something into your ear again.
>"I said," growls Aria, cupping your cheeks again, "I need you to fuck us."
>...
>You look at Aria; Aria looks back at you.
>You look at Sonata; Sonata nods excitedly.
>You look at Adagio; Adagio drools on your neck.
>Welp, it's three against one and majority rules.
>You figure you can justify this by not exactly being in the best state of mind to be making good decisions.
>What happens next is sober-you's problem.
"Okie dokie."
>Get on your fucking level, Casanova.

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whoooo that was fun to write. If another incest thread pops up after this one dies, I'll put my name on the story and writefag properly.
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>>29704070

Great job, Anon. Thanks.
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>>29704191
Thanks Anon. Dazzlings and incest are some of my two most favourite things.
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>>29704279

I wish I could find that image of the Dazzlings with pregnancy tests as a sort of TWO WEEKS LATER thing, but all I can find is the version with Normal Norman in it.
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>>29704292
>Two weeks later
>Implying sirens wouldn't know the instant that a pregnancy takes
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>>29703156
It stops being fun after the 100th time you do it for this crumpled mess of a children's cartoon. All the power to you if you still find it fun at the 101st time.
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>>29704292
>>29704365
>Anon wakes up to the Dazzlings nuzzling him lovingly
>Even Aria isn't glaring at him this morning
>"That wouldn't be the proper way to treat the father of our children."
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>>29704473

>Anon's face when
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>>29704578
>Getting hit on by his mother
What an appropriate reaction image Anon and the Sirens.
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>>29704578
>Anon crosses back through the mirror
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>Anon tries to escape to Equestria through the statue at Canterlot High, because fuck this living nightmare
>Gets kicked out by security guards before he even reaches the statue
>Mopes around at a coffee shop until he notices three girls eyeing him and giggling
>It's the Dazzlings' human counterparts, who are actual teenage girls rather than immortals trapped in teenage bodies
>They clearly think he's hot
>Anon's face when there is no escaping the incest
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>>29704070
You're my new favorite writefag.
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>>29704070
>If another incest thread pops up after this one dies
I'll make sure one does if noone else beats me to it. Don't wait for that though. This one might well last another day or two.
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>>29704070
So...

>be the Dazzlings
>get banished from Equestria because Celestia is an asshole to a shithole known as Earth, inhabited by creatures called humans
>find a strong human male, seduce him and have a bunch of half-siren half-human children
>carefully arrange for them to be raised separately from one another, but in a small geographical area to ensure maximum probability of them hooking up with each other
>go play the stock markets and other means of acquiring money for a few generations, frequently moving to ensure nobody notices how they never age
>a few generations later, track down their male great-(great?) grandchildren and pick the one with the strongest siren blood
>seduce him and have a bunch more mostly siren and slightly human children with him
>again, carefully make sure they are raised apart from each other but in the same small geographical area
>make more money
>repeat ad infinitum for a thousand years, until the present
>Anon is the latest of their now almost 100% siren, but still very slightly human descendants and has been chosen to father their next batch
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>>29705331
I mean, this can really only be good news for the human race when you think about it. It's like a non-invasive, non-draconian eugenics program.
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>>29704009
>>"What did I say?" hisses Sonata, glaring at Aria and bearing her (surprisingly sharp) teeth.
>>How many teeth does that girl have?
>>There are at least 3 times too many sharp canine teeth in that girl's maw.
I AM INTEREST
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>>29705423
True. By the present time, a significant number of celebrities, politicians and other powerful people are probably part-siren without even knowing it.
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>>29705423
Look at that cutie on the left.
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>>29706444
They're all cuties.

>tfw they will never be your hot 16-year old looking great great grandmother/aunt (or whatever you call that) and great great great great grandmother/aunt, etc. etc.
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>>29706634
I'm not sure what that feel I'm feeling is, but I wish I didn't feel it.
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we /dzg/ now
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>>29705331
Imagine this, but only done (unintentionally) over the course of 3 or 4 generations. Their plans were admittedly short-sighted and (except for one or two times back in the 1300s and 1700s) they never really put much thought into finding part-siren mates and using them to make offspring who were even more siren than their half-siren father. They were more "Let's make fat stacks of cash, get some power, and push out a few babies if we're too lazy to reach over and grab a condom" than they were "Let's try not to be the only three living members of our species while we're here".
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>>29707335
But why do that when you could systematically replace the entire population with your own species over a thousand years?
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>>29707396
Because I don't think the writefag thought that far ahead when the scope of the prompt was "Dazzlings hit up their kids/grandkids because they need a place to stay"
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>>29707499
I wasn't really talking about any specific story, just the general premise.
Writefags are obviously free to go wherever they like with their stories.
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>>29707525
As a premise, then the only reason I can think that the sirens didn't slowly out-breed regular humans would be because they chose not to. Maybe sirens (given their longevity) can only conceive once every hundred years and that carried over to their human forms; or maybe they just assumed it carried over to their human forms when actually they can make babies whenever they please. Maybe sirens are massively territorial and their instincts are screaming that their offspring will eventually try to kill and overthrow them, making an enormous network of part siren offspring not really feasible.


>Sirens live in high alert around their part-siren x-number-of-great-grandson
>Constantly expect him to ambush them in the hallways or smother them in their sleep
>Sleep with one eye open and bolt up wide awake at the tiniest squeak of the floorboards
>Never accept any drinks given to them by Anon
>Never turn their backs on him
>Turns out that the human genes in Anon supercede the inter-race aggression from the siren genes and Anon is essentially a human with siren abilities instead of a siren in human form
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>>29707585
Is that canon?
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>8
no
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>>29707585

But if that's the case then how did Adagio, Aria, and Sonata stay together without murdering each other for centuries?
>>
We see a lot of lustful sisters (and really recently lustful grannies) but not a lot of lusty moms.

>Mom!Twilight reads that being "close" to your child helps with their emotional development
>Mom!Rarity frequently makes outfits for her son Anon and sure that the body-measuring process is enjoyable for her and for Anon
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>>29708646
16-year old looking 1000 year old grannies are just more exotic.
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>>29708646
>rarimom
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>>29708689
>"Anonymous, darling," coos your mom, poking the tip of your underwear-clad erection with her measuring tape, "You simply canNOT have something like this disrupting my measurements. It would make them ever-so inaccurate."
>She puts down her measuring tape and starts to drag a delicate, manicured finger all along your length, from base to tip
>"What in the world must I do to calm you down?"
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>>29708689
>>29708748
Rarimom will never give you a uninterested handy just so she can get the proper measurements for your clothes.
>When you are about to cum she just puts the head in her mouth so you don't stain her fabrics.
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>>29708795
>Rarimom will never make you some specially tailored pants.
>She will never comment on how she did the same for your father.
Enormous dongs runs in the family it seems.
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>>29708933
Checked!

Dubs demand green of this!
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>>29708933
>Rarimom will never design specialty underwear for you that has a girthy tube in the front for your cock to slip through
>She will never insist that you model it for her
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>>29708947
...Next thread
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>>29674661
oh god my herz
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>>29708961
So... any writefags got any green to post so we can get this thread filled up and start a new one?
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>>29708933
She looks a bit too young to be a mom in this one. More like a big sister. Or a cousin. Or maybe a younger aunt.
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>>29708689
I want Hondo Flanks to knock up Rarity, resulting in me so that Rarity can be my hot mom and hot older sister at the same time.
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>>29709087
She has aged like a fine wine. But speaking of young aunties...
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>>29709115
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>>29709115
I've been saying it. Sweetie Belle's gonna be one FINE piece of ass when she grows up.
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>>29709115
Right. So... hot auntie Sweetie Belle greens when?
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>>29709166
Mom and aunt threeway when?
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>>29709099
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Somebody better have a new thread ready.
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>>29709166
Better take her for yourself while she's still young then.
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>>29709115
I want younger sister Sweetie Belle to curiously ask Anon why Rarity won't let her read the magazines she found under her big sister's bed.
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I have a new thread ready.

Can I get a op pic? or is pic related good enough.
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New thread >>29709671
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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