>>29510894
Movie designs, voice actors, and toys.
Friends Forever #37 still story-timed here!
>>29482386
It's been a while since Rainbow Dash took Scootaloo under her wing as a sister of sorts. They seem to have been getting along okay if the recent Sisterhooves Social was any indication, but what all have they gotten to talking about? Wonderbolts life? School happenings? Their families? It's an interesting set-up that should be positive for both the ponies, but it may still be a learning experience, too.
>>29516660
Previous thread.
Ponk.
Shout Factory's listed two potential season 7 titles:Celestial Advice and All Bottled Up. Also confirmed,Applejack and Rainbow Dash parents.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>filly
searching for MLP merch on aliexpress is just fucking magical.
>>29523461
I want NOI to exist but at the same time i know i will never bee cool enough to hang out with her.
>>29523482
>Pinkie, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Blackjack.
Hello horsefriends.
>>29523504
suck my dick you fuckman
>SELECT THE TREE HOUSE
>BUT ALSO SELECT THE LADDER AND TREE TRUNKS EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT ASK FOR IT
eat a fat horse dick captcha filly
>>29523504
she's purple
>>29523482
oh my god
>>29523451
>>29523538
im not seeing the problem with this
Don't trust the fillies.
>>29523547
have you rumbled your Rumble today?
>>29523560
Yeah, but I'm wondering if I should squeak my Pipsqueak
>>29523571
do it or else the fillies take over
Pony made you dinner
>>29523531
My favorite color. Quite the coincidence it would be the color of my favorite pony. Did you know purple has been associated with royalty for centuries? Another happy little coincidence I do so enjoy.
Filly insists that you can trust her.
Really.
Now give her your social security number.
>>29523591
I wish she would stop drinking out of the toilet
every time I tell her not to she yells at me that the dog gets to do to do it
now she's trying to get me to do it
>>29523445
>what all have they gotten to talking about? Wonderbolts life? School happenings? Their families?
Probably how awesome Dash is
>>29523673
Is lil' Luna about to get sum fuk?
>>29523598
I wonder how many Anons thought she'd eventually be an alicorn before S3 aired.
I'm sure it was memed occasionally, but did anyone full on theorize it out?
>>29523682
No Anon.
I just jacked off to this. It's a jif from the actual show so that makes it the SECOND time I have fapped to canon mlp. The first was golden sweetie.
I was fapping my way through images of rarity on derpibooru and when I scrolled to this one it felt like rarity was really proud of me and cheering me on to finish and I must do what my waifu says.
>OC Filly
>>29523719
no fuk for luna?
>>29523673
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit its luna. i just added that pic to my filter thinking it was luna.
>>29523729
>filtering nyx
>>29523694
I remember browsing through the archive a while back and coming across a few times people discussed their headcanons that Twilight would succeed Celestia which included her transforming into an alicorn.
Back then they figured she'd have to become one if she was going to be a long-lived ruler like her predecessor. I saw a comparison to ascending to godhood like the Tribunal from Morrowind. I thought it was a fairly apt comparison, except the part about them betraying each other for power.Not yet, anyway.
>>29523682
>>29523719
>>29523727
>>29523729
>Thinking it's Luna
>>29523727
>>29523682
>>29523729
>luna
it's clearly NMM
>>29523719
everyone knows if you dont masturbate your luna before bed she will be sexually frustrated in her sleep and dream rape the shit out of you in the dream world.
enjoy your nightmares.
>>29523729
>>29523746
>and dream rape the shit out of you in the dream world.
>>29523453
why the heck did i save this
>>29523782
why wouldn't you?
9 days left!
>>29523760
What am I sucking here? princess ponut?
thats all i ever wanted in life
>>29523811
>What am I sucking here?
Life.
You suck at life.
>>29523805
till what exactly?
>>29523821
thanks princess
>>29523844
did they get in my closet again
Filly things.
>>29523844
those shirts look like they are regular size my friend
>>29523866
>>29523851
We escape the cursed month
>>29523866
Oh SHIT
>>29523864
I want to touch their filly things
ooh, their tra la lahs
>>29523870
i am gonna rip off those shirts and spank you mares in the ass
>>29523901
most mares like that
>>29523888
>Bacon touching a filly
>>29523945
I wish she would touch me
>>29524013
>ive been hugging my rarity plushie so hard latelly that her body is starting to rip open
>>29524038
she's used to it
I od'd on filly.
>>29524047
go to a filly clinic
>>29524102
are you experiencing hallucinations, a desire for tea parties and glitter, and or believing you have filllied the filly inside you?
if so it may be too late
>>29524114
theres no clinic for that, you go straight to the dungeon.
I want to fill the filly.
How does equestria handle fat men who identify as fillies on the inside?
Someone buy this
>>29524145
whats in the surprise pony egg
>>29524145
That is the kawaiiest Discord on the left there
>>29524138
filly-ification has a powerful effect.
it can make ugly anons suddenly cute and pet-able.
they may get turned into fillies, but then sent back here and wind up in some anon's basement
>>29524184
the discord is cool but the fluttershy seems a bit shitty, especially compared to the new toys.
What if you get to equestria and it smells really bad
like a bunch of horses and hay smell everywhere you go
Has anyone ever seen a Ragnar Lothbrok pony? I need it for shitposting on another forum.
>>29524261
>implying that smells bad
flutts
>>29524340
PEAR
>>29524340
>>29524340
OH GEEZ
that dock really kicks it up a notch. this guy truly is a horse butt master.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>29524360
good night celestia and celestias ponut
>>29524351
No one's ever accused a pony of being smart.
>>29524360
Goodnight, Anon.
>>29524382
This ponies been accused of being fart.
I feel like this needs to be ponified.
>dash and fluttershy holding the sign in the stands at a wonderbolt show
>"Sorin we sucked your dick at flightschool do you remember us"
but the ages just dont line up right. maybe i need to come up with a better suck off location than school.
>>29524382
i call twily a fat nerd every chance i get
>>29523445
The most common misconception among little girls who casually watch the show seem to be
>Scootaloo is, or might be, RD's sister
>RD is a male
Source: had to sort of baysit a little girls' birthday party like 2 years ago and pony toys were involved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLPiUs5yiQ
>>29524414
>Scootaloo is, or might be, RD's sister
Well if Dash would just get around to signing the damn papers....
>>29523844
Unspeakably cute.Also a tiny bit unf
>>29524421
it should be pretty easy to make this say whatever you want right
>>29524414
>Scootaloo is, or might be, RD's sister
C A N O N
A N O N C
N O N C A
O N C A N
N C A N O
>>29524421
that actually looks really nice. its a shame shes animated so unnatural
seaquestria
>>29524414
But Dash is a male
>>29524434
Like"I love you"
would you snort fillycrack
>>29524414
>RD is a male
It's the voice.
I thought she was male too when I saw the first episode.
why didn't hasbro make a sweetiebot?
>>29524440Sealestia
>>29524444
would you snort fillycock
>>29524454
what a glorious shoobedoo
>>29524453
They sorta did. There was a talking newborn cutie Sweetie that some guys modded to speak Sweetiebot lines.
>>29524421
>best friends
>oh my goodness
>she's gonna get overpowered
What did the bystanders mean by this?
>>29524153
As someone said in yesterday's horse:their childI giggled like an idiot
>>29524461
>no asshole
>no cock
>no tits
get this shitty garbage out of my face
>>29524435
>anon c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0YuRYWfpN8
your thoughts?
bothcutiemarksvisible
>>29524482
Why would you tattoo a tiny miniature of yourself on your body?
>>29524491
Why wouldn't you?
>>29524485
unf
>>29524491
Apparently the last time is was in Vegas I came very close to getting Fluttershy's cutie mark on my bicep. At least that's what my friends tell me, I was very drunk.
>>29524485
>>29524495
Do you think ponies name their cutie marks? Like does Snails have a name for the snail?
>>29524491
thats fucking retarded
I would get a tattoo of my OC though
Pony dropped the screw in the tuna.
>>29524498
those fucking bug eyes
>>29524502
Why the fuck would you ever do that
>>29524496
>edit
what the hell is edited
>>29524507
She was covered in all that changeling cocoon goo, someone edited it out.
>>29524482
>the future of equestia is at stake!
will celestia and luna help?
will zecora help?
will the dragons or griffons help?
buffalo or yaks?
i cant wait to see!
>>29524482
>interactive Twilight responds to touch and sound
>story mode, song mode, friendship mode and magic mode
Art of robotwalot being touched lewdly thus forced to switch modes when?
Additionally, those larger transformable seapony models look really good
>>29524485
WHAT ARE ROBOTWI'S PRIME DIRECTIVES_
>>29524517
unf???
>>29524510
this awakens in me some deep-seated primal urge to fuck a horse
>>29524522
Then it's working.
>>29524522
Don't do it son.
>>29524519
be a huge robodork
>>29524519
1. SERVE THE PONY TRUST
2. PROTECT THE FILLIES
3. UPHOLD THE LOL
4. CLASSIFIED
>babby seaponies
>>29524538
That's a cute Leafeon.
>>29524538
Do seapony stallions get pregnant
>>29523445
This was one of the best episodes in the show, it's too bad more weren't as sincere as this.
>>29524538
would you allow pinkie near your seababbies
>the ponies all turn into magnificent seaponies
what about spike, does he get to turn into a glorious sea dragon or something?
>turns into pufferfish
>>29524538
THEY LIVE IN THE SEA... THAT'S WHERE FISH CUM.
>>29524558
i would allow pinkie near my anything
>>29524567
that's why the ocean is so salty
>>29524564
spike is a useless character
he's just there for comedic relief
>>29524567
will there be sharks in the movie
rose had a huge shark fetish maybe she will return to mlpg when the movie is out
my 4de twi is nearly here!
what should i do with her?
>>29524577
fly her to the castle!
marrying celestia
>>29524590
I want to
good night
>>29524596
good night twily i love you
>>29524517
Anon has a female body now, which means it's not gay
>>29524577
Hug her, kiss her, read to her, and maybe evenboop her.
in the movie all kingdoms unite to fight evil. if that included the EQGs and flash how would you react?
>>29524564
His role is basically the one of Flounder from the The Little Mermaid when you think about it, so it's fitting.
>>29524574
>sharks are the bad guys
I will rage if even MLP does this
What was even the point of cleaning the castle in the forest?
>lewds of filly anon
I didn't know I needed this.
>>29524653
Celestia kept on nagging them to do it
>>29524145
that's a no effort remodel of the already released guardians of harmony discord
>>29524679
why didn't celestia do it
>>29524693
>Celestia
>Doing something
>>29524693
she can't be fucked to visit the slums
I hope that Robotwilight is successful enough for Hasbro to launch an entire line of roboponies
>>29524704
Robotwilight watches you in your sleep.
>>29524706
Would she watch me fapping to lewds of her?
>>29524706
can she cuddle me in my sleep
>Celestia
>calling others filthy
how ironic
pony wants you to put a large nail on her forehead and bang it inside her brain with a hammer
>>29523811
Oh my god I drew that like
3 years ago
why anon
why
>>29524736remember who you are
>>29524742
>>29524742
I just remembered that three years ago I used to live in an abandoned apartment turned into a storage room with broken windows and since the mattress was on the floor I had to kill several brown spiders every day
They probably kept walking on me as I slept
I kept my legs raised at all times from the floor because if I didn't I'd get some kind of bites from centipedes and spiders
I don't want to go back to that life again
Rise and shine, MLPG.
>>29524754
but it's time for me to sleep
>>29524754
Cute pegasus.
>>29524754
People tell me this but they never tell me how I'm supposed to be able to do it.
Is there some kind of bioluminescence I've been overlooking all my life?
>>29524766
you're a sun pony right?
just focus on the sun and let it flow from your mark into the rest of your body
>>29524770
Are the sun horses' butts warmer than the others?
>>29524773
yes, of course
especially the sunfire horse butts
>>29524766
You have to stare at the sun for a day to gain intrinsic bioluminescence, anon.
>>29524779
But where are the fillies?
>>29524795
Resting.
What did she mean by this?
>>29524795
They are stealing your scrunchies
>>29524801
She meant that you need to have some pretense of a plot and rewrite the show's lore to claim your comic is not about ugly furry fetishes
>>29524801
She's being a silly filly. You shouldn't take her too seriously.
>>29524804
dagnabbit
>>29524811
I heard she's for sexual.
>>29524818
be careful though
>>29524819
Why the hell doesn't she just cut it?
>>29524819
I want to touch her weird eyebrows.
>>29524819
Maybe she don't want to?
>>29524809
>tfw expected a standard anon and pones, slightly lewd and mostly funny comic, think shout
>get this instead
what a shame and disappointment
>>29524820
Because she can get an ape-man to be her hairstyling slave?
Kiss the filly.
>>29524819
Stat her, /tg/.
>>29524837
I'm gonna kiss the colt
>>29524853
Homo
>>29524855
Yes anon, that's the point
>>29524844
Papyra Maroon
Cuteness: 8
Bitchiness: 10
Mane: 11 + 3 attacks on the charge
what do I win
>>29524892
what does this mean
>>29524902
She got you blue and yellow
It's too bad that Tirek won
Still, his living room looks nice.
>>29524870
>>29524872
>>29524775
Filly says somebody once told her the world was gonna roll her.
>Today is Love Your Pet Day
>>29524978
I wonder what would've happened if he waited till he actually secured his position 100% to realize he didn't want to share power with Discord.
>some boop
>>29525071
Everyone boops.
>>29525071
I doubt that the current majority of MLPG posters remembers 'some cry' tbqhwyf
>>29525095
Yeah tbf I've only seen it referenced a few times and already forgot what it was about
>>29525095
>>29525104
>Forgetting about our brightest moment
>>29525122
Nigga, SHE was our brightest moment. Always and forever.
>>29525129
but Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>29525129
Okay fair enough
>>29525131
>>29525131
Derpy is a very beautiful pony with an equally beautiful daughter.
>>29523445
Best pegasi.
>>29525131
But she has a butt of gold.
>>29525131
indeed she is
>>29525139
What about herbrother?
>>29525139
That's definitely not her daughter.
>>29525144
More like mithril.
>>29525208
Lyra is such a perv.
>>29525208
This fucking piece of shit! GOD DAMN IT! Just look it this imbecile of a mare - she's losing letters! Any sane person will fire her next fucking day at work after shit like this. Stupid ugly cunt.
>>29525150
It totally is.
Do you think your Senponi will notice you today?
Beb?
Beb.
>>29525402
>>29525425
What is this "beb" you speak of?
>>29525402
>>29525425
If we got rid of Gloomy would being beb not happen anymore
>>29525437
>>29525446
No.
I wish I could be beb as well, I slept only for 2 hours and I'm so exhausted I wonder if it wouldn't be easier to fall down the stairs instead of walking
captcha mexicas mexico
>>29525500
fat pony
>>29525507
is best pony
>>29525507
She's just arched, not fat
besides it's completely healthy for a pony to stock up for winter a little bit
>>29525460
This doesn't look sexual, but something in my head tells me that it is.
>>29525669
>>29524978
>smug even in death
>>29524577
whatever you do, don't booop her
Discuss.
https://phys.org/news/2017-02-group-particles-standard-problems.html
>>29525853
Fake and gay
>>29525853
these articles always feel more like philosophy than physics
also I don't understand too much
>>29525872
That's because fundamental physics is just a hair away from metaphysics.
>>29525064
I miss my pet
>>29525853
Seems pretty neat.
Twilight is being weird around fillies again. Stop her
What will G5 be like?
>>29526088
Noi
>>29526099
Post apocalyptic
>>29526105
Fuck me
Maud looks hot with that butchy manecut
>>29526088
Stop her? I'll join in with her filly sniffing
Which filly smells the best?
>>29526117
Any fruit related filly smells like their respective fruit.
>>29526139
what does strong filly smell like?
New page
The comic thread to drop your opinion over here >>29526165
>>29526189
*nibble*
>>29526189
I'll drop my opinion here anyway, because I'm really getting tired of the comic. The story went to irredeemably shit and the jokes are getting old. Ponies are still mostly cute, but by now I wish he would just drop this and start doing more of those Sunday comic one-offs.
Good evening, MLPG. How is you day going?
>>29526084
burn it
>>29526296
>>29526303
Wow, trash
filly yelled something about homura ruining everything before crying in the corner
>>29526303
What a fucking terrible horse
Why would you post something as ugly as that?
>>29526246
I think the problem is that he's basically writing multiple comics at once.
>>29526105
>I fight...so she can party again
>Pinkie...happy birthday
>what are you talking about? We haven't had a full day cycle since Luna went to help the Dragons from capture. Where's the next camp, Maud?
>...Appleloosa...
Episode for when you feel like shit please
>>29526334
But he's not, is he? The short ones are handled by Greg and I think even the APA has an actual "writer" at this point.
Unless you mean it as in the APA is like multiple comics/storylines at once, with which I completely agree.
>>29526342
The one where they give an interview about Rarity's new store. Forgot the title.
>>29526348
No, what I meant was that his comic has so many different story lines, it feels like he's writing multiple comics at once and it makes the whole thing kind of incoherent.
>>29526357
This perfectly fits what I need
thank you anon
>>29526342
Castle Mane-ia
>>29526342
Look Before You Sleep.
>>29526357
Yeah, so it's my second guess. Agreed.
Also, it's The Saddle Row Review.
animal husbandry
discuss
>>29526376
I'd husband that stallion
>>29526376
Fluttershy is into that, isn't she?
>>29526376
That's a good husband you got there
>>29526378
That one is already a husband.
>>29526382
would you be fluttershy's husband?
>>29526406
sure how hard could it be
filly draws a magic circle
∴
>>29526415
>>29526409
not hard at all
she's very low-maintenance
>>29526423
>Fast cash in quotes
what would it be like to be married to celestia?
>>29526446
Sad. Knowing that she will outlive you and they she will remarry.
>>29526423
Why do I get the impression that these horses end up as burgers
>>29526446
You know the happiest moment you've ever lived in your whole life
multiply that by a lifetime
>>29526446
heavenly
hey
are you people eyeing my waifu
>>29526476
Can't say, you didn't post her.
>>29526476
Does she have a sun on her butt?
>>29526446
>>29526490
look how pretty her horsey muzzle is
>>29526484
No.She has three.
>>29526423
what do they mean by "strange"
>>29526499
celestia's shapely horse-snout is one of the most attractive things about her
i have dreamed of holding it in my hands and kissing her mouth many a time
>>29526499
>>29526520
It's a pretty stallionish muzzle
>>29526520
Great for dick suckin'
>>29526522
don't make celestia gay
>>29526522
Are you calling my waifu a tranny, anon?
Just because she has a dick and a stallionish muzzle doesn't mean she's a dude.
>>29526522
Shut the fuck up
>>29526510
Like this kind of strange?
>>29526520
>>29526596
I can't believe nobby and shout are fucking dead
the sexiest
>>29526608
they had a good run.
please don't sexualize the sunwith such mediocre art
>>29526608
and now mlpg is truly ded
your opinions on the new toys?
i like the seapony pinkie
should be fun to take to a pool party
>>29526639
>those tattoos
>that hair
How could one ruin a pretty princess like luna so easily
>>29526639
>toys
Garbage.
All non-pony races should be removed.
>>29526683
YOU'RE DEAD
>>29526689
pinkie pie isn't dead you silly billy
>>29526683
Oh hey pink how's it going with the thing
get your hot steaming celestia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya1lwekbgpw
>>29526701
>>29526718
>under 2 and a half minutes in 6 years
>>29526718
>two collective minutes of screentime over a period of six years
>>29526683
Pinkie Pie seems like a pony that would lean into being pet
>>29526743
>>29526745
MOTHERFUCKER
>Queen Novo’s loyal Hippogriffs are as brave and strong as they are majestic! Protect the Hippogriffs and MY LITTLE PONY friends from the evil Storm King. movie inspired lights and sound effects
>The evil and fiery STORM KING is the iron-fisted ruler of all lands south of Equestria with his sights set on expansion.
>sidekick, the hedgehog soldier, GRUBBER
>TEMPEST SHADOW, an outcast and second-in-command to STORM KING. Sailing through the stormy skies in her rolling Sky Skiff. launches 2 projectiles in stormy combat. The wings of Sky Skiff vehicle can lower and rise.
Why did Celestia let a power hungry monkey become the supreme dictator of Southern Equestria?
>>29526792
There is nothing wrong with dicatators as long as they stay in their shit lands.
>>29526792
So he's an EL PRESIDENTE?
>>29526792
Celestia is fucking useless, even the meme filly NOI is more powerful than celestia
>>29526792
that bird thing is the new gabby
is there any porn of the new characters yet?
>>29526792
BUILD THE WALL
>>29526792
>Southern Equestria
equestrico
mexquestria
Quest complete.
Reward: The one time ability to summon the alpha filly and her pack.
>>29526792
this furry ass motherfucker is the yiffiest thing i've seen since nick wilde from zootopia
>>29526840
>alpha filly
hell yes
pants are off and dick is at the ready
>>29526841
he's literally puss in boots
>>29526792
>The evil and fiery STORM KING is the iron-fisted ruler of all lands south of Equestria with his sights set on expansion.
holy shit it's a message of anti-immigration, defend the borders, equestria first
can't wait to see the leftist media commentary on this one
make equestria great again
I wanna ruin our friendship
we should be pones instead
>>29526718
>>29526743
>>29526745
She will have an episode in S7 right? Right?
>>29526887
Don't think about it, anon.It will hurt less.
purple is getting ready for you
>>29526917
Timotei.
Timotei.
Timoteiiiiiii.
>>29526917
>showering
but she's going to lose her purple smell
>>29526887
Sure she will, Anon
>>29526929
she can add more purple smell
>>29526941
is it bad that i find this pony more sexy than any human woman i have ever seen?
>>29526964
>shimmerlight
Fucking hell.
>>29526975
That's my mom, excuse you
>>29526975
Well, maybe.
Have you seen her VA?
>>29526917
Purple book pony is such a cute pone.
>>29526987
nicole oliver gives me funny feelings
i mean, she could be my mom
but i want to do stuff to her
>>29527001
yes, that's exactly how you should be feeling towards Celestia.
>>29527001
>she could be my mom
>>29526977
is there a problem?
>>29526975
It's perfectly normal. It would be strange if this wasn't the case.
>>29527029
yes
those socks are generic trash
and is that a condom
>>29527032
she really has such a hot and sexy horsey body
i want to cuddle her big warm horse-body in my bed
>>29527029
Why is she trying to imitate an infinitely better sunhorse?
>>29527029
those things are beans
There's only one guy who's worthy of Her love, people.
And that'swho wrote celestquest, again? I forgot. Was it spaerk? No it wasn't spaerk. Fuck.
Oh yeah smutanon
that's him
he's worthy
>>29527083
>>29527092
Just make them fight to the death
Please stop trying to bribe your way into the royal barracks so you can cuddle with the royal guards.
>>29527051
This body was made for cuddles
>>29527097
No
>>29527083
>>29527092
Anon, please we all know that Celestia's heart belongs toGood Sombra
>>29527105
just a couple of bros hanging out, cuddling, maybe helping each other get off
you know, guy stuff
>>29527106
who
>>29527106
COMICS
AREN'T
CANON
>>29527117
But Anon we both know the truth.
>>29527138
Anon, listen
Listen here now anon
Are you listening
okay are you listening really closely now
I'm gonna let you on a secret here just between me and youthe multiverse has a nigh-infinite amount of celestias
Posting pretty princesses are we?
>>29527106
King sombra >>> good Sombra
At least King sombra have greatest taste for mature mares
>>29527157
Well, we were till you ruined everything
>>29527157
we sure are
>>29527155
are you saying
are you saying one of those celestias could be my wife?
>>29527198
No.
Think of it like this.
There are infinite Celestias out there. And none of those Celestias love you or even like you enoguh to come to you or take you to one of them.
>>29527198
Yes, anon.
Technically speaking, yes.
Butwho knows if the multiverse even existsand even if it existed, you'd have to move from one to anotherAnd then repeat that as you traverse all the ten to the 500th universesand would have to scour every planet to look for her
>>29527235
Oh wow. And I thought I was harsh.
>>29527051
>>29527100
cuddliest
Lyra in a hoodie.
>>29527110
Just guys being guys. You know, bro stuff.
>>29527270
Neigh
>>29527322
Whinny
>>29527334
You make a very interesting point
I am going to have to think on this
What if pony best episode can with rarity in movie better?
>>29527377
are you having a stroke
>>29527380
what if instead of strokes people had ponies
>>29527377
I think yes.
>>29527384
My grandpa had a pony. Now he's a vegetable.
>>29527380
No movie can't rarity stronger stroke?
Bourdain is at a place that sells horsemeat and horse burgers. The first thing he said is "I smell Rainbow Dash".
what could he possible mean by this??
>>29527475
bourdain is a known lover of ponies
>>29527270
>Your Monday is passing by at a glacial pace; the barren trees and dull grey sky visible through your kitchen window only add a further sense of lingering monotony to this somewhat cold and dismal afternoon.
>Even with one of your favorite mugs held gently in your hands - the steaming coffee within adding a pleasant aroma and a spark of life to the otherwise still surroundings of your sparse kitchen - you feel...listless.
>A sudden knock at the door jars you from your melancholy.
>Setting your coffee on the kitchen table and walking morosely toward the door, you idly wonder if it's the mailmare come to deliver your monthly bills.
>Opening the door reveals a smiling minty mare, instead.
>Your mood lifts near instantly as you recognize Lyra, sporting one of the hoodies she's "borrowed" from the previous times she's visited you. This one is a plain black hoodie; you distinctly recall it going missing after the first night you invited her over to watch a movie. It had been about this cold then, too.
>"Surprise!" She cheers as her horn glows green with magic as she brings into view several slim cases and a few plastic-coated bags that must be popcorn, "I figured you weren't up to much on a lousy day like today, so I figured it's movie marathon time! I mean, if you aren't too busy being bored to death or anything."
>Movie time!
>Video games instead?
>Not today, green one.
>[Player choice of activity]Or y'know, I can go away and leave you guys to whatever it is you're doing right now.
>>29527537
movie time
>>29527537
Boop, then movies
>>29527537
Rape her ironically!
>>29527537
Movies sounds fun
Mystery Cute Quest when you fucker
>>29526541
>that filename
>>29527537
I'll do movies as long as it isn't some sappy rom com
>>29526608
shout is not but nobby has abandoned us
rip
>>29526923
Remember all those people who brought up the parallels between MLP and LS to explain why the fandom was growing that big and fast in 2011?
>>29527537
>>Movie time!
WHAT MOVIE?
>>29526792
>and second-in-command to STORM KING
Ha, I said from day 1 she looked like a general
>>29527083
It was Smutanon who wrote Celestia Quest.
But Celestia is still mine though, fuck you!
>>29523547
>>29523558
not to mention it also says equestria girls but has pictures of pone
>>29527537
>>29527545
>>29527548
>>29527563
>>29527571when I'm not on deployment and have more time, friend
>You smile broadly at the mare and pluck one of the bags of popcorn from her magic field, before booping the mare gently on her nose with your other hand - making her magic flicker briefly as you catch her off guard.
>"As long as it isn't a rom-com."
>Lyra rolls her eyes, "Puh-lease; do I look like Bon-Bon today or something? First the guy at the snack-stop asks if I really want popcorn and now you're questioning my choice of movies? You know I like action flicks with a good sense of humor!"
>Glad to get such a reaction for you gentle teasing, you bow shallowly as though to usher in your guest.
>Lyra shows her gratitude by exaggeratedly prancing into your home; sticking her small tongue out at you until you've shut the door behind her.
>"I'll get the player ready!" she exclaims, bounding onto your couch as the remote flies across the room - coated in emerald green energies - and into her waiting hooves.
>That's your signal to make the popcorn, you suppose.
>Grabbing the other bags that Lyra unceremoniously dropped to the floor beside you, you head into the kitchen and begin the process of popping the first two bags of popcorn in your microwave.
>It's as you're dumping the popcorn into a large ceramic bowl that you catch the sound of music coming from the adjacent room; something that sounds more opera in nature than what would be suitable for an action flick.
>Rounding the corner into the living room with a curious look on your face and a stuffed bowl of popcorn in your hands, you catch Lyra adjusting the throw pillows on your couch into a suitable nest of sorts.
>"Lyra; what the heck is this?"
>Lyra looks back with a wide grin on her face.
>"C'mon, don't tell me you've never seen 'Neigh Hard'."
>"Neigh Hard? You sure that's the name of a movie and not a porno?
>"Nope."
>[Insert your own witty response here]
>>29526792
>Hedgehog soldier
Nothin' personnel
>>29527743
This isn't anything like John Whicker, is it?
>>29527743
>Neigh Hard
But it isn't Hearth's Warming Eve
I want to carry Queen Novo's eggs.
Why are fillies so sweet?
>>29527743
nope
>>29527774
Because they're fillies.
>>29527743
One of these days I need to ask Twilight about the uncanny resemblance pony movies have to human movies but with horse pun words in the title
Stop eating the fillies' apples.
>>29527743
>>29527752
>"What? No way! I mean that one has action too - a lot of action - but it lacks the kind of humor this series has. Right?"
>>29527818
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
>>29527755
>"It's nearly cold enough! I know, I know; breaking traditions are bad and stuff but come on, nothing good has come out recently! It's the best I could do. Besides, it's fun!"
>>29527781
>Lyra's eyes widen and she begins to pout, giving you puppy-dog eyes and crawling to the edge of the couch nearest you to plead her case.
>"Come oooooooon, pleeeeease? We watched all the good and new stuff last time, it's either this or all the boring stuff - and you know Bon Bon will bring that stuff with her next time I bring her. This is my chance to watch the loud stuff with someone who appreciates it - campy humor and all."
>Fiiiiine
>I'm just messing with you; yeah we're gonna watch it
>Nah. [Vidya games or something else]
>>29527855
Just messing. Show me what you got!
>>29527743
>>"Neigh Hard? You sure that's the name of a movie and not a porno?
kek
Lyra a cute.
>>29527855
Let's watch it
>>29527836
If an adorable filly gave you an apple, would you reject it?
>>29527887
Yes. Pears are legit better.
>>29527937
garbage
I don't want to like him
But his butt is too great
>>29527959
But that's a stallion.
>>29527959
>edge the edgehorse
>>29527855
>>29527864
>>29527870
>Lyra beams and tosses herself onto the pile of throw pillows behind her as you move to sit in the limited free space between the two pillow-masses, sinking into the couch with an appreciative sigh.
>"You can't keep messing with me like this," Lyra chides - her jovial tone and sparkling eyes betraying any mock anger she could muster, "I come to relieve you of your boredom and this is how you treat me for thinking of you?"
>In the moment of pause her words give you, she steals the bucket of popcorn from your hands - and suddenly takes its' place in your lap.
>The bowl of popcorn floats slowly around you as Lyra nuzzles her small frame into your chest, stomach, and crotch; her mane tickling your neck and the bottom of your chin as she gently grunts with each of her adjustments.
>"The..least..you..can do," she murmurs, before sighing and leaning back against you as the magically lifted bowl floats into her outstretched hooves, "is say 'Thank you, Lyra.' And maybe scoot back a bit - I'm nearly falling off the couch here."
>Pull the hood on her hoodie over her eyes and hit play on the remote
>Slide back on the couch
>[Player choice of action]
>>29527965
Exactly
>>29527959
>But his butt is too great
are you retarded
it looks generic and samey as fuck
>>29527979
>>Pull the hood on her hoodie over her eyes and hit play on the remote
Also scoot back and wrap an arm around her midsection so she doesn't fall off.
>>29527959
>LITERALLY pshh nuthin personnel kid
>>29527959
>ch
my god they know exactly what they are doing
This is a colt.
>>29527959
>Ch, nothing personal kid.
>>29527979
tease her with the hoodie
>>29527959
>should I try harder?
I'm already in love with this edgelord
Filly ascended to super saiyan rose.
>>29528014
Why would a God steal the body of a cute filly?
>>29528013
I can't not see him as Written Script's edgy, less successful brother
Is this a boy or a girl?
>>29527959
Why didn't Twilight just telephoto past the the books?
>>29528035
Yes.
THE THUNDER OF GUNS
TORE ME APART
YOU'VE BEEN
THUNDERTRUNK
How edgy is Shadowlock?
>>29528068
He's a character in MLP
>>29527959
>tfw you will never live in a library and own so many books
Who do I have to kill to get Twiggle's life?
>>29527887
why is applebloom in that roasting pan?
Pone asks if you watched her neigh neigh.
She asked you to watch.
Did you see it?
>>29528068
why are there so many super edgy characters all of a sudden?
>>29528113
There aren't
>>29528113
I don't like the other one because she has too much shit going on.
What's wrong with Shadowlock?
>>29527979
>>29527992
>>29528010
>Moving swiftly, you grab the hooded portion of Lyra's hoodie and bring it up over her head - and eyes - before grabbing and yanking the cords sideways.
>Lyra makes a gentle "eep!" sound as the hoodie shrinks over her head until only her snout is visible, though her horn makes a large bulge at the front of the otherwise smooth black fabric sphere that encases her head.
>Grabbing the remote with one hand and holding onto Lyra with the other, you scoot back against the pillow-nest and the couch until you and the little pony in your lap can sit comfortably.
>You hit play on the remote as strands of green magic reach out from just above Lyra's snout, probing across the front of her hoodie until they find - and yank on - the strings that loosen her hood.
>"Meanie," Lyra mumbles as she nestles into you with a resigned sigh.
>You reach for some popcorn only to have the bowl whisked away from under your outstretched hand; Lyra giggles just enough to let you know she's not really mad, and when you reach for popcorn again the bowl doesn't move this time.
>The two of you stay comfy, munching popcorn and laughing at the campiness of the first film. The popcorn disappears rapidly as the first flick ends, and Lyra briefly grabs hold of the remote to select the next one in line.
>"Lucky that the first three are on one disc, yeah? Means I don't have to leave my comfy seat~."
>She giggles as you gently pat her on the head, and without further ado the second movie begins.
>With the popcorn reserves now exhausted Lyra places the bowl on the floor and scoots it away from the couch with her magic, before stretching her front hooves over her head - nearly clocking you in the process - and sighing as she leans into you even more.
[cont'd]
Pet the pony.
>>29527475
he meant that it smelled really bad, like rainbow dash always does
>>29528164
question
is Lyra using magic to float the popcorn to her mouth or is she just diving into the bowl snout first
Baby filly
>>29528245
what a milkslut
What stat points should I invest in for my filly?
>>29528270
I usually go half and half into dexterity and boop
>>29528270
max out body first
meet your new waifu
>>29528229
I didn't know Starlight and RD were this intimate. Is RD always the little spoon?
>>29528270
All the stats in cuteness, cuddlyness and charm
>>29528290
That's not Sia
>>29528296
a charming filly would be unstoppable
>>29528290
>no fanart yet
pretty pathetic waifu if you ask me
>>29528270
Luck.
Just luck.
>>29528270
Pick an Earth pony and dump everything into strength
Always make sure you have strong filly in your party at all times as well
>>29528313
Above-average intelligence wouldn't hurt.
>>29528236She started off using her magic, but put her face in the bowl - without tearing her eyes away from the screen somehow - when seeking out the last tasty pieces. You earned a slight reprimand for bonking the back of her head with your own blind search for popcorn during this.
>>29528164
>Absentmindedly, you place your arms around the mare; hands somehow finding their way into the long pocket of Lyra's hoodie, across her belly. You're suddenly aware of just how warm she is, the way her mane tickles your chin, how her hooves hang gently over your arms...
>You sigh contentedly, sinking slightly further into the couch.
>As the movies trundle onward - more popcorn made and devoured, intermissions taken to remind yourselves what even happened in the last movie, a couple pizzas ordered to fill your grumbling stomachs - so too does the day. You aren't sure what time it is, only that it must be late for Lyra to suddenly be yawning.
>Looking down, you realize Lyra is actually already asleep in your arms; You were busy watching the cheesy movies so much you didn't notice she had turned to better rest her head against your chest and somewhere along the way fell asleep.
>Tiredness descends onto your eyes as you look at the cozy mare in your warm embrace; without thinking, you shove half the pillow nest off the couch, lie on your side before shifting to your back, and pull a light blanket from the top of your couch onto yourself and the briefly roused Lyra who now lies atop you.
>Untangling your other hand from her hoodie proves difficult with her lying atop it, but eventually you manage to have your hands free, Lyra lying face down on top of you, and a blanket pulled gently across both you and your mint-colored guest.
>"Thanks for today," you whisper to a sleepy eyed, but smiling, Lyra.
>"Same...," she whispers, as you run a hand through her mane, "You're comfy."
[wrap up next post]
>>29528391
>spoiler
I'd love to see art of that.
>>29528293
>>29528391
>The two of you laugh softly, before Lyra shifts enough to plant a surprise kiss on your cheek. Soft lips gently smacking as she pulls away from you, Lyra gives another soft laugh and nuzzles her cheek against your chest.
>Before she can doze off, you return the favor; planting a gentle kiss of your own on her forehead, next to her horn.
>Maybe it's in your head, but you think Lyra squeezes you a bit before letting out a long, relaxed sigh.
>The house feels plenty warm as you fall asleep with your minty movie mare against your chest; the winter outside all but forgotten in the spring of your affection.
The End (?)Sorry for the hella slow posting and kinda cop-out here. Internet here sucks and I'm post-shift typing plus rusty as fuck for not writing in a hella long while again.
Thanks for bearing with me gents, and have a nice day. I hope to return with some better/more frequent writing soon.
>>29528453
>>29528453
I am quite pleased with this turn
Thanks and have a good timeand be safe
>>29528245
>>29528456
That is hella cute
>>29528459
Here's hoping the next one will be less rust more feelings. I bet when I wake up tomorrow if I look at this thing I'll be a little disappointed in myself.
But hey, better to do than not and I've spent almost a year working on a request that still isn't done so I kinda needed this wake up call.I'll be fine, but thank you for your concern.
>>29527940
and AB was never seen again
>>29528453
that put me in a good mood, thanks for the cute story
>>29528456
Why do you keep posting this fucking pic?
>>29528503
Because I like it.
>>29528490
ButAB, AJ and BT are technically pears now, too.
>>29528509
I wish Pinkie wore her mane like that all the time
>>29528490
But she was, with a vengeance
>>29528541
that filly is getting a bath to clean her filthy self
>>29528546
You wouldn't bathe a filly.
>>29528453
TOP CUTE
>>29528573
I'd bathe them
mares too
I'd open up a bath house right in Ponyvilleno stallions
>>29528627
>open up a mare's only bath houseOh yes.
>>29528627
>no stallions
thats raysis
>>29528640
if a stallion really wants to come in I guess we canopen up a mare-ification booth out front
>>29528649
how about no
>>29528649
>open up a mare-ification booth out front
You completely fucking ruined it, good job.
>>29528662
>>29528670
alright alright
just testing out the waters
no booths
>>29528649
How much would that cost and would stallion be better off going to a bath house that allows stallions?
Filly is trying to seduce you again.
The fillies say it's your turn to be bathed by them.
>>29528677
It's completely complimentary, no charge.the reverse spell is 20 bits though
>>29528677
stallions are always better off being stallions
Coke ponies are bored.
The light in the fridge went out when you closed the door.
Hello?
>>29528691
They can come out, but I'm not doing anything interesting right now.
>>29528687
>20 bits to get your junk back
What a ripoff
>>29528694
They have claimed the couch.
One has gotten stuck in the cushions.
She has declared herself queen of crumbland.
There's a few coins down there too so her treasury is looking good.
>>29528715
Jeez, okay, I'll vacuum, MOM
tabasco pony heard the commotion and is suddenly there on the couch saying she just wanted to watch tv and didn't expect any of you to be there
>>29528678
Filly is succeeding.
>>29528780
Why am I hanging out with these losers when I could be feeding furnace pony?
>>29528453
Very lovely story, thanks for stopping by Asp
>>29528789
There's nothing there, filly.
>>29528789
Filly please, you can't even be a broodmare yet, you're too young.
>>29528801
You mean you haven't fed furnace pony today?
>>29528836
I haven't fed furnace pony in years.
I really want to hug Pinkie Pie.
>>29528845
>>29528836
I'm deeply afraid furnace pony is going to burn down my house if I stop paying attention to her.
>>29528841
furnace pony has just been eating your snacks
>>29528850
Oh come on, Furnace Pony isn't that careless.
>>29528850
It's her house too
>>29528849
What if I make cookies, too?
>>29528845
i have a feeling she'd make a sound like "eeeeee" if you hugged her
also her mane would smell like cotton candy
I just want to be a cute filly already.
>>29528881
The filly was inside you all along Anon.
>>29528897
i want a colt inside me
i bet i could fit two because they're so littlei'm talking about their dicks
>>29528908
Oh good I thought you were going to eat a couple colts.
>>29528908
Don't get the colts into gay interspecies stuff, Anon.
>>29528913
how else am i supposed to help them relieve their youthful sexual tension? all that yummy cum has to go somewhere, it can't just sit around in their balls making them all swollen and uncomfortable
can i at least give them some handjobs?
>>29528875
>>29528911
What do colts taste like?
Pizza?
I want to become the filly and be bred by a colt during my first estrus.
>>29528962
>>29528957
Lewd!
And dangerous... What if you get pregnant?
>>29528962
I would like to do stuff with Gilda.
Filly is begging for table scraps again.
>>29528965
I guess Gilda wasnt THAT good at friendship making after all. Griffonstone forever a cranky rundown town.
>>29528985
Well Griffons will be Griffons
AND NO SINGING
Have you taken time to remember the fallen, /mlpg/ ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709521/Vet-sex-dog-horse-boasted-online-struck-off.html
>>29529013
I pay my respects to Photo Finish, Hoity Toity, and Fancy Pants/Fleur every day, anon.
Pony want sto go shooting with you
>>29529053
Fluttershy no
>>29529053
Would she be alright playing Goldeneye instead?
>>29529094
she's freakishly good at that game
>>29529053
I'd rather go shooting with a griffon because, they can actually pull a trigger.
>>29529096
But how good is she at Killer Instinctand would she cry if you started trash talking?
>TFW you accidentally wub yourself in public
>>29529120
thats against the law!
>>29529120
I feel like this is transformation related but it's probably not.
>>29529013
>film yourself fucking animals
>while something very specific like a tattoo is visible
>boast about it online
What did he think would happen?
>>29529120
>anal+prolapse_anus_buttplug_female_gaping_gaping+anus_horror
Hey guyswhat torrenting program do you use? I melted my hard drive recently and lost everything and, embarassingly, I can't actually remember half the programs I used to have installed.
How much are fillies worth?
>>29529191
deluge
>>29529191
qbittorrent
>>29529191
qbittorrent
very lightweight and has everything you need
>>29529265
What is this shit.
She doesn't even have her fucking horn.
>>29529276
Is a fucking horn different from a regular unicorn horn?
>>29529191
Transmission a best.
>>29529276
Looks like a recolor of
>>29524340
>>29529276
>Checks featureless area
>No wait it's just changed places
>>29529191
i use deluge
>>29529322
Fluttershy looks different today.
>>29529340
do you keep a log on how fluttershy looks every day
>>29529353
you don't?
>>29529353
Yes.
Yesterday she was extra yellow.
>When I grow up, I’ll marry you!
>>29529396
That's actually pretty cute mang.
I'm a professional pony butt toucher.
>>29529396
Why does Shining Armor look like the main character from Drake of the 99 dragons?
>>29529409
oh wait, I got the characters all wrong. I thought that was a young Glimglam with her parents in the background.
>>29529396
I'm really jelly, Flurry Heart is the perfect waifu(filly or teenage only) and daughteru
Noi is such a cute little girl.
>>29529426
Funny how these new characters always go from 'worst thing ever' to 'I'd fuck that.'
I'm going to kiss Rarity on the nose.
>>29529437
>MLPG will want to fuck the cat
Oh no...
>>29529433
>Noi is such a cute meme filly.
FTFY
*munch munch munch*
>>29529433
Pure lewd.
>>29529446
Someone already does.
I hope his favorite pony dies in the movie.
>>29529460
>his favorite pony is your waifu
what now?
>>29529437
Everyone would hate her if she follow the same path of glim glam
>>29529463
Sacrifices must be made.
I'm sure she'll understand.
>>29529463
I hope she fucking dies.
>>29529469
>I understand, Anon. Pull the trigger, it is for the greater good.
>>29529486
What does MirrorChrysalis feed on?
>>29529497
Hate.
She feeds on hate and makes ponies happier in the process.
>>29529512
>you have to choke her and call her a bad bug at night
>>29529497Semen
>>29529512
I wish there was stuff with her.
wait
if changelings can go all technicolor fruity if they share their love
what happens with mirror changelings
>>29529524
they become super edgelords
like teardrop tattoos and spikes and everything
>>29529524
They still look really gay.
Teenage fillies.
What do bughorses smell like?
What does Filly fighting for?
>>29529548
I don't think they smell like anything.
>>29529548
Likebug
>>29529546
>>29529548
Cabbage.
>>29529548
like horse, with a touch of bug
>>29529568
Remove clothes.
What do bug horses feel like?
>>29529601
But she likes her clothes
>>29529548
cicada shells
>>29529656
wake up celestia
you'll miss your episode
>>29529656
she overdosed on friendship
>>29529667
>you'll miss your episode
I'll be so disappointed when it turns out to not be a Celestia episode
>>29529656
Celestia is a very long pony.
NEW HORSE WHERE
Where do I buy a filly of town portal?
>>29529708
WHAT IF NEW HORSE DOESN'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED
>>29529715
Anon, get the cross
I love Princess Cadence
I have dropped the liferaft.
>>29529724