Plane Pony #98, Love is In The Air Edition

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See, this is actually a sort of good thing, because I was supposed to put the "X Edition" thing in the subject section.

I'm a man very specific and deviant tastes. which one of these pastebins involves loving romance? Maybe even with hand/hoofholding?

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>>29471980
http://pastebin.com/u/AspirantWritesThings has some nice Droner stories, my friend.

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Spending Valentine's day with my waifu

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>>29472187
Wait what the fuck where did you get a picture of ME with MY waifu?

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>>29472242
Wrong!
This is ME and Droner (MY waifu)

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>>29472187
>>29472242
>>29472295
>Drone turns out to be into gangbangs

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Droner is a qt but there's only one plone for me pic related

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>>29472499
>being a waifu-sharing cuckold

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>>29472592
>implying I'd share her
>ever

Do plones have metal skin, some kind of soft hybrid, or regular pone skin with fur?
what kind of tools would I need to get to their aft access panel?

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>>29473588
It's generally accepted that they have flesh that either takes on the properties of metal or is actual metal that magically flexes. As for their access panels... well, I'm pretty sure you'd probably need to take them out to dinner first.

>>29472765
>tfw my first gf was named Sierra and dumped me in the most soul-crushing way

>>29473861
Aw, shit, man...

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>>29474004
It's shit like what she did that makes me glad I have Droner
3D women are NOT important

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>>29474296

What are you getting your plone?

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>>29474495
Cuddles and warmth

>>29474495
I'm polishing her props and getting her a ring

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Goodnight, /Plone/.

WE GONNA RULE THE WORLD OF OIL PLANE!

Good morning, /Plone/.

>>29476256
Morning

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Have a date today with a very special lady
I'm so alone

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>>29476588
A date with your droner tulpa?

>>29471554
Add /plone/ to the subject line next time

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>>29476898
No, fuck your general regulations. You don't control anyone, fag.

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>>29476691
No, someone stole her
Another fucking valentine's day alone

Bumpi

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>>29477341
In the waifu thread? Oh, yeah. That was me.
What a stupid, ugly, disgusting loser you are. Implying Droner would want to be with you anyways.

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>>29478140
u better delet that you fucker

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bump this shitshow

Any Valentine's Day /r/s?

>>29479990
Droner and anon on a cute date maybe with some hugs.

>>29480310
Drawing hume is hard, but I'll try.

>>29480851
Or just do a stick Anon

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>>29481025
Alright!

Goodnight, /Plone/. That /r/ will be posted tomorrow.

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>will you be my plonefu?

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>>29481633

>>29481389
aw yeah

Morning, /Plone/.

>>29483934
Morning

>>29471554

From the catalog, it looke cute.

After enlarging, it looks like she(?) has a pig-like nose. Sadness. Is it supposed to look like that?

Overall nice picture though; credit where it's due.

>>29484472
It's because of the design of the plane
The nose is a seperate piece from the fuselage and they drew the lines to show it
It looks cuter from other angles

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VERY RARE Blitz
The only one of its kind drawing posted on /plone/ a few years ago but lost when archive.moe went down
Only existing version on the interwebs and 4chan exclusive

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How do you guy have sex with plane pony???

>>29485969
Plone is not for sexual, just aggressive cuddles[\spoiler]

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>>29485969
How else would you do it?

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>>29486050
Plones are mostly pure...

Mostly...

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How did /Plone/ feel about Battlestar Galactica? The one from 2003?

So how do I board a plane pony?

>>29486893
Depends on how you see them. You can ride on their backs, they could carry you, or if they're giant biomechanical things, then you can get inside them. Depends on your headcanon.

>>29486989
You board them through the ponut

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>>29486698

yee

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Recommend me some comfy/sexy droner green pls

I haven't been in a plone thread for like a year

>>29488122
http://pastebin.com/u/AspirantWritesThings has really comfy and cute Droner stuff, my friend. No lewd of her, though.

>>29488228
Who would you reccomend for spicy lewd plones?

>>29488312
I'm not that into lewd, but http://pastebin.com/u/EarfulofNapalm seems to have done some Droner dominatrix lewd in the past.

>>29471554
Why does this seem like a sure and certain route to a crushed pelvis!

>>29488533
Yeah, it is pretty lewd

Goodnight, /Plone/. Had a lot of trouble deciding on posing for the drawing today...

>>29488228
I skimmed all pastebins, and this particular green series was more satisfying than other planepone greens

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>>29486050
I'm very, very tired of seeing all these newfags fuck up spoilers. However, since you're in /plone/, and anyone who posts in /plone/ can't be that bad, I'll spoonfeed you a bit.

Ctrl+S while having text selected

>>29490493
Thanks

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I want to fuck a plone.
I don't care which.

>>29491555
We all do

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How would /Plone/ feel...
if Galaxy involved giant space aircraft-carriers/battleships with atmospheric and aquatic capabilities?

>>29492363
do it faget

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>>29492448
Oh fuck the hell yes. I've been planning on it for a long time. Hopefully by this summer, we will be seeing something you might really enjoy

>>29492495
Nice

bump
Droner is no longer mai waifu Blitz is now ny waifu

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>>29493545
Blitz has a sweet butt.

>>29492363

I expelled air out of my nose at this. Did you draw it?

>>29494639
Nah, it's from the dropbox. I'm hoping to get that Valentine's drawing out soon...

>>29494120
True

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Wow, so this is a pretty fly fetish.

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>>29495455
Nice Carlos you got there

Goodnight, /Plone/.

>>29495666
Goodnight, Satan

I'm not by any means bashing anyone but I just really don't understand why this is a thing. I guess they're sorta cute, but I still just don't get it. Why do plane ponies exist? I'm more curious than anything. How did this even start?

>>29496019
Pre-existing interest in aviation combined with interest in pone

>>29496041
I sort of assumed that much but why planes in particular? Why aren't there, let's say, car ponies? Or train ponies? I'd have to assume there are just as many horsefuckers with other interests that you don't see combined with pone this way nearly as often.

>>29496058
I mean, is it just some kind of fetish or something more innocuous?

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Bumpity

Good morning, /Plone/.

>>29496058
There are car ponies, but plane ponies are easier to make because you give them the plane wings.
It's a complex combination of horsefuckery, a love of aviation, and underlying mechanophilia

>>29497476
how's the sky today

>>29497747
You tell us, 747

>>29499441
thicc

>>29499729
How does she get so damn thicc?!

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>>29497747
Not too bad.

>>29501913
Plone [STAND] when?

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>>29502180
>Val's stand is Atom Bomb Baby
>It's an anti-flash white cruise missile with fists and a shark livery that punches things and blinds people temporarily with its eyes
>Special move: Meet Again
>Atom Bomb makes the target have recurring dreams, either of nuclear explosions or Val laying on a beach in Bikini Atoll with them, a maximum of 5 times
>Each time they have a dream influenced by Atom, Atom can sense their location
>Atom can then sketch a map to their location for Val to use
>Val mostly just uses Atom Bomb to fuck with ponies, usually followed by fucking them

>>29502848
Val is a lewd! LEWD!

>>29502868
The lewdest.

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Goodnight, /Plone/.

>>29496947

>>29502848
Damm.

>>29504663
Where's that drawing you promised us?

>>29506659
Incoming!

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Morning /plone/

>>29507840
Morning

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Make this /plone/ related

>>29486590
MODS!!!!!!!!

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>>29510161
>he doesn't notice the valve inside
>he doesn't realize it's just a fuel port
>he doesn't realize it's not an actual vagina
>he doesn't realize that it's still technically not porn

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I hate single engine aircraft. I hate them. I hate things without backups and backups for those backups. I hate planes that had a tendency to suck during testing. I hate planes that had a tendency to get into life-threatening situations during testing. I hate planes that look like two logs stacked on one another when they sit on the ground. I hate them so much when people raise them above planes that seem so much better. But you know what I hate most of all? I hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE that I can't figure out why I love the F-16 so much!

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>>29510590
>hating planes instead of hugging planes

>>29514224
Goodnight, /plone/

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>>29514430
Sweet dreams, Anon...

Goodnight, /Plone/. That drawing will be done tomorrow. I just had to fight this cold all day which made it hard to draw.

>>29515955
get well soon

>>29515955
Sleep tight, droner

>>29517731
>droner looking at Anon's crotch
I see you, Droner

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>>29518595
drone as a filly scout when

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>>29510590
Ey gurl, I heard you like extra engines

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>>29518811
Das a lotta ass!

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>>29518785
Hmmm...

Bump. This mega-ebola got me fucked up. I'm really sorry, but that drawing might take a while longer

BWB planes are extra thicc

>>29522585
They are.
Reminder that Val is essentially a childless MILF.

Goodnight, /Plone/.

>>29522747
>childless
>MILF
pick one and only one, she's a christmas cake

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>>29525337
Whelp, that's one more thing to add to my vocabulary!

>>29525559
Yep, if she had kids she's a MILF
If she didn't and she's hit MILF age, she's a christmas cake
It's a weeaboo term

>>29526720
Planeponies are BIG

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>>29526763
That depends.

I can never tell if these threads are being sarcastic or not. Do you guys actually want to fuck aeromorphs, or do you just find them cute?

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>>29527120
I find them quite cute. We like plones for the same reasons you like pones. Some of the community finds pones cute, some might find them to be... something far from innocent.

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>>29527120
Both

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The "NAZIS WATCH OUT!" an-com madwomen have stolen your waifu in hopes of forcing her to service them in the coup they are planning. How do you rescue her?

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>>29528596
I'll need the help of Spangled Banners, destroyer of islammic gommunists

Goodnight, /Plone/.

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>>29529700
Goodnight sweet prince

>>29529700
Goodnight, doppels

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Page 10 Bumpity and doodle

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>>29530982

https://www.derpibooru.org/1369030

Some one steal the assets and make the correct version (not this cloud breaker garbage, CW a bes)

>>29530982
Hatin, more cw when. Or val, although since you hate me I doubt that'll happen

>>29530982
What scared her, /plone/?

>>29531794
Your tiny wrinkly dick :^)

>>29531811
r00d

>>29531811
No bully

>>29534007
Good afternoon, /plone/

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>>29534296
Good, afternoon, Anon.

Trying to find job at FBO
Really want the work
Anyone know what it pays to be a lineman?

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>>29535126
Sorry, I wouldn't know.

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I'm having fun with this image.
I'll try to doodle some more if I have time.

>>29536000
Nice! I love it!
And trips, too!
Checked!

Goodnight, /Plone/.

>>29536000
>When you get a text from the planefu saying she pregnant and wondering what abomination she's gonna birth

Bumpity

Wanted to upload another drawing I finished, but keep getting upload errors... Oh well, I'll post it tomorrow.

Good morning, /Plone/.

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>>29537283
Image posting was down for some time I guess. Lemme do it for you buddy.

>>29537808
Saved
>>29537720
Morning

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Bumpity

>>29537808
Thanks

>>29471554

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>>29537808
All this art is amazing.

sleepy bump

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Might as well use this text space
>going through the archives
>having a generally good time
>megaAIDS is starting to leave me alone
>no longer need a ricola every 30 seconds
>find some green
>begin reading
>it's sad ass green
>really sad
>heart begins to break
>soul is being crushed
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVvIrf2AcB8
>wish I could go back in time and scream "STOP PLS" like the autist I am
>feels really getting to me
>finish green
>soul crushed
>look at everyone else in /Plone/
>manly tears all around
>look at self
>soul utterly crushed
>realize I am the Toki Goddamn Wartooth of /Plone/
You guys are all amazing. I love you all and I cherish every moment I spend with you.
>realize that makes the character I'm planning on implementing into Galaxy later on a whole new level of Toki Wartooth
>new character will be the Toki Wartooth to Blu's Nathan Explosion
>Blu, being a shitty self insert, is also a Toki Wartooth of /Plone/
>new character is Toki squared
>aw, shit

>>29541503
lel

Goodnight, /Plone/.

Bumpity from bed

Good morning, /Plone/.

>>29543827
Morning

>>29544431
Not quints

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>"TRIPLE THE POWER!"

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Man, waxing plones sure is awkward.

>>29547648
>>29546816
cute
>>29546205
lewd

Goodnight, /Plone/. Planning on cranking out the valentines /r/ out tomorrow and trying to do shit for Galaxy over the weekend.

Good morning, /Plone/. Clear skies, today.

Good afternoon, /Plone/.

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What's the danger noodle plones are most spooped by? Even Blitz?

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Anyone know how to get a hold of Fyr?

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>>29554584
I can message him on Steam if needed.
His profile is private to non-friends.

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>>29554700
Neat! It would be pretty rad for him to draw a little.

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Goodnight, /Plone/.
This goddamn posing is so fucking annoying.

>>29556036
sleep tight droner

>>29510590
Well I hate JETS SO FUCK YOU

>>29553060
Probably missiles

>>29556036
Sleep tight droner

>>29556498
?

>>29557664
>tfw nightmare about missile you can't outrun
>it's trailing inches behind you and no maneuver will shake it

>>29559488
>tfw one day your waifu will wake up panicking and screaming in a cold sweat
>tfw one day you will rush to her side, screaming obscenities and demands for whoever might be there to get on the ground and leave her alone, armed with a barely loaded handgun
>tfw one day you will dive into a position to protect her and sweep the room, eyes coldly glaring into the darkness, hands shaking, barely able to line up the sights, only to find you can't see any intruders
>tfw one day she will hold you tight and sob into your shoulder as you train your eyes on the doorway, panicking as you anticipate something to come through that doorway
>tfw one day she will gradually calm down, and tell you you don't need the gun
>tfw one day you will squeeze her tight against your chest, the gun still clenched in your hand as you reluctantly put it on safety and hit the mag release
>tfw one day you will clear the gun's chamber, let it fall onto the bedding and ask her what happened
>tfw one day she will tell you about the nightmare, telling you how the terrifying fox of the sky shrieked its way towards her, never letting her go, and try to be strong for you
>tfw one day you will sigh in relief and tell her that she doesn't need to be afraid before kissing her forehead and hugging her
>tfw one day you will get her to slowly drift off to sleep by tucking her in and holding her close, reminding her that you will keep her safe so long as there is blood in your veins
>tfw one day you will silently reload the gun and place it on the bedside table before sneaking to the restroom, washing the lead residue off your hands, and sneaking back to her side
>tfw one day you will creep into the blankets and silently hold her close, watching the dark corners of the room, a silent sentinel in the night, keeping the peace for your little plone sweetheart so that she can sleep in peace

>tfw one day she will silently prepare for the fear-free skies of tomorrow under your guard
>tfw one day you will decide that the room is safe, and slowly drift to sleep, holding your waifu close, never letting her go
>always vigilant
>always faithful
>always protecting
>always loving

>>29559844
>>29559831
what

>>29561147
I don't see what's so confusing?

>>29561275
What are you trying to say in your story?

This is just plane wrong

>>29561466
It's a story where you wake up to your waifu having a panic attack and end up comforting her...?
>>29561518
Goddammit.

>>29561550
Yeah but you wrote it out so weird it was hard to follow

>>29561589
Well, shit, man. Really sorry. I was really winded at the time. I've been having to pry long timbers from short ones with a claw hammer all day and was posting from my phone, so I guess I'll have to revise it.

>>29471554
I want to sit in her cockpit and press her pedals while fiddling with her knobs and switches.

>>29562022
Sorry friendo

>>29562033
planes don't have pedals, dumbass

>>29562462
Untrue. They have pedals for movement on the yaw axis.

>>29562033
I'm pretty sure that's not good for her trim. Best stick to snuggles and smash.

Dead general.

Just let it die. Put it out of its misery.

>>29563450
No. For fuck's sake, this "let it just die" shit has been going on for over a year, we aren't gonna die.

Goodnight, /Plone/. That /r/ will be here tomorrow! I guarantee it!

>>29541195
wow i did that so long ago

>>29564027
Hey Bob, any chance you'll write something, lad?

>>29564227
Perhaps. This is the first time ive been on in a while. seeing all the new art is nice

Good morning, /Plone/. The skies are beautiful today.

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Sorry it took me so long.

>>29563450
You don't know me, but my name's Cy,
I'm just the /plone/, delivery guy.
But it seems like plones might be worth a try,
So I say, let it grow.

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>>29565216
>"My name's Sie,"
>"And my name's Blu;"
>"Our fic's pretty [Blu says "fuckin'" as Sierra glances at him, going with "stinkin'" instead] new,"
>"And that's kinda sad, so we suppose,"
>"We should [Sierra says "let," while Blu says "make"] it grow."
my family was watching that fucking movie last night what the fuck I'm actually kinda spooked

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>computer keeps shitting itself
>can barely keep it together
I think that Blu deserves better than what I have. Fuck it, Blu's PC is a Getac B Series running the Galaxy continuity's version of Windows 10, because he can only be so computer-literate.

>>29565301
I just did it because Let it Grow is the new meme like We are number one

>>29567117
Oh shit, I saw a Let it Grow may-may a while back and thought it was gonna be a one time thing! That's actually pretty funny.

Galaxy of War
Part 1
Drafted
Chapter 3
Analyzed

*eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOM!*
"Mortars! Get to cover!"
"Martin, go!"
"Sunuvagun! Neighzis coming over the wall!"
"Los los los!"
*TAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK*
"...uuh..."
"Martin, shoot!"
"..."
"Quick, Martin, shoot!"
"Uuuuuh..."
"Martin, GO!"
"...gruuuuuuuugh..."
"Martin!"
"...shuhduhfughguhpf..."
"MARTIN!"
"...Ishaihdshuhdthuhfuhguhp..."
"MARTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
"... Shuhd thuh fuhg uhp..."
"Danja zaown... Alright, auto snooze is kicking in, we'll wake you up in five minutes."
"...Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking alarm cunt..."
>My hoof finds something and throws it at the alarm
*FLAP*
*THUMP*
>Must have been a paperback
>Fuck the world, back to dreamland
>...

>...

>Ugggggh
>What fucking time is it?
>What position am I in?
>Jesus fuck my neck is sore
>Goddammit, I've got, like, seven cricks in my spine
>I'm sitting down next to my bed, with my back pressed against it, and my head tilted back 90 degrees
>I must have slipped off the bed into a sitting position after blacking out
>The edges on my bedframe must have been jammed into my back
>I tip forward and try to get on my hooves
>I get up and start to feel that sensation
>Some of the worst goddamn pins and needles I've had in my life
>Sore joints
>A hot, painful sensation burning through my neck, shoulders, and head
>The sudden flood of unpleasant sensations causes me to lose focus on holding myself up, and I flop down on the the floor, slamming my teeth together
>Fuck
>Goddammit, this sucks
>As the buzzing in my teeth and ringing in my ears fades away, my eyes slowly open
>Fuck
>My eyes are blurred to shit
>Tears built up in my sleep?
>What would you call that?
>Tears of fatigue?
>Ugggh fucking focus
>I close my eyes
>Get up
>I push up on my front legs and feel the soreness in my muscles
>Fucking lactic acid
>Fuuuuuck
>Now the back
>Shiiiiit
>Shake the head
>Theeeeres the bloodflow
>When I open my eyes, I put a little more effort in and...

>Heylookitsfuckingnothing.gif
>Still fucking blurry
>Granted not as much
>I start blinking rapidly
>Dammit
>Not much change
>I curl up my right hoof and start rubbing away the blurriness for a few seconds
>Annnd the other
>I rapidly blink a few more times and open my eyes to a little more than an imperial fuckall
>Alright, so now that I'm done with that, I decide I need a shower
>I've definitely got that "Holy fuck I feel dirtier than a thoroughly used 5th street hooker" feel
>I feel sorta sticky, but not in the sense that I can adhere to shit
>You know the feeling, right?
>Like, three hours after getting out of the pool and you're completely dry?
>Yeah, that feeling
>I walk to the door to my bathroom
>How do I smell?
>Like the idiot I am, I lift up my right foreleg and smell the pit
>JESUS FUCKCHRIST
>I flick my head back away from the smell and clench my eyes shut, squeezing some more saline out in the process
>A little more awake, now, I open my eyes, speed up and walk more quickly to the shower and twist the knob counterclockwise as far as possible
>As the water flows into the tub and down the drain, I look to the toilet and shut the lid
>I sit on the cover and wait for the water to heat up
>As I wait, I think
>As I think, I think of Sierra
>Love
>That's what I think of
>I finally have what I've always wanted
>True love
>I finally got the 80's movie ending I always wanted...
>All that's left is the investigation, the trial, and the rest of high school
>After that, a career of military service, a family
>A whole world...
>I reach into the shower through the shower curtain from the toilet and feel the water
>Yeah, that's hot enough
>I get off the toilet and reach back into the shower and switch the flow of water from the faucet to the shower head and give the pipes a second to warm up
>When I feel the water fully heated, I slip through the shower curtain and pull the curtain shut

>I close my eyes, tip my head back, and feel the water run down my face
>As the water runs through my mane and along my scalp, I feel a sense of bliss
>The water is so soothing
>My muscles feel less sore now
>The life-giving liquid has almost fully soaked me through
>When the water has filled me with energy, I finally reach forward and grab a bottle of shampoo
>Ten minutes later, I feel that I'm totally clean and refreshed
>I shut off the water and step out of the shower
>Walking into my bedroom again, I grab a towel off the door to my closet
>I dry out my mane, and then work my way down
>2 minutes later, the towel is thoroughly soaked, my body smells faintly of... pine needles(?), and my mane and tail smell of... whatever the shampoo can be described as...
>Mentallyandphysicallyrefreshed.idroid
>I check the clock's display on my bedside table
>9:38
>Guess I woke up a little early
>I look around my room a moment for my hoodie, before I realize it's right underneath my hooves
>I ain't wearing that shit, nigga
>Probably stinks like shit
>I head to the closet for something else to wear
>Sooo... three choices, grey hoodie with shitloads of pilling and an Amareican flag in the center, new dark grey pullover hoodie labeled class of 2017, or a thin black zip up hoodie
>...
>Fuck pullovers
>Black zip up
>I put on the hoodie and look for my backpack and headphones
>I grab the things and start trotting out of my room
>On the way out I slip my left foreleg through the left strap, and slip the headphones around my neck
>As I trot down the stairs, I look forward to the day
>No school, which is nice, because I don't have to deal with a B day, full of stupid fucking math classes
>But on the other hoof, I can expect a long ass day of interrogation
>But in spite of all that, it's still going to be great
>The long ass time I'm gonna be spending at the police station will be a long ass time spent with Sierra
>And quality time at that

>When I get to the bottom of the stairs, I look around for my mom or dad and my backpack
>I see my mom near the kitchen, and my dad is sitting at his laptop
>I head over to the counter where dad is and set down my bag next to a seat
>I take my binder out of my bag, leaving only my laptop and charger
"Hey, Blu, you and your father will have to leave very soon, okay?" mom says
"Yeah, sure thing, mom."
>My dad says nothing and stares at his computer screen, scrolling through the Grudge Report
"What do you want to eat, Blu?"
"Ah, just some granola bars is fine."
>As mom heads to the pantry, dad looks to me
"Blu, why didn't you respond to our texts, again?"
"I never got any texts."
>A pause
>My mom puts two granola bars in front of me
"Thanks, mom." I quietly say
"Alright, so trotphone clearly isn't cutting it..."
>As I tear open one package I eye dad inquisitively
"Hmm?"
"We're probably gonna get you a smartphone." Dad says as I bite into the granola bar
>WHAT
>YEEBOI.JPEG
"Probably a Croaker with unlimited data." mom says
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Contain yourself, Blu
"Huh, neat."
>I bite into the granola bar again
"Alright, Blu, we're gonna be leaving in 10 minutes." Dad says
"Alright."
>As Mom and Dad talk, I finish my granola bar, and then eat the other.
>When I'm done, I get a drink of water, go back to the table, and drink slowly
"Alright, Blu, lets go." Dad says
>I sling the backpack over my shoulder
>Dad and I walk through the door to the garage, and as I head to the fridge for 2 root beers, Dad opens the garage
>I quickly follow Dad to his sedan, and as he starts it up, I open the door and hop in the passenger seat
>As I get in, I put my backpack in the back seats
>After I close the door, Dad starts to pull away from the garage door
>I buckle up and consider opening a root beer, but decide against it, saving it for later, and put the root beers in the cupholder

>Dad doesn't buckle up until we get to the end of the driveway, and as we pull out and turn left, I decide to see if I can slip in a few winks of sleep
>I reach forward to pull the bar under the lip of the seat with my left hoof and reach back for the lever between the door and the seat with my right
>I get a grip on both and pull up, lean back and kick off the floor, throwing the seat backwards and the leaning the back to it's limit, and as the seat slams into the end of the rail, I bring my forelegs up behind my head, cross my hind legs, and close my eyes, trying to let the rumbling of the road lull me to sleep
>Hmmmm...

>...

"Blu, wake up."
"Mmmmmmph..."
"BLU. GET UP."
"Shit, we here already?"
"Yeah, get up."
>I open my eyes and see that we're in a parking lot at the side of a building
>Dad turns off the engine, jerks the parking brake, and opens his door as I unbuckle myself and reach back for my bag
>I sit upright, and slip on the backpack, and grab the root beers, placing them in the hoodie's pockets
>I open the door and hop out sideways and trot along the sidewalk to the front door of the police station
>I catch up to Dad at the front door, and he opens one of the glass and wood doors
>I walk in and am greeted by her
>She's sitting in a cheap seat in the lobby, her head turned downwards, eyes lidded
>At the sound of the door opening, her ears perk up, and she turns to me with a smile
"Blu!"
"Hey, Sierra!"
>I trot over to her as she gets up, and before I'm halfway there she's borderline cantering to me
>She opens up and almost lunges for a hug
>I get ready to receive, and brace for her weight
>She quickly wraps her forelegs around my neck, and I wrap mine around her torso
>The shock of her momentum almost puts me off balance, but I manage to avoid that
>She lays her head on my right shoulder and I feel her tight hold
>A warm, comforting feeling flows through me
>I close my eyes and lean into her neck
>I stay there a moment, listening to our breathing

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>I decide to loosen my grip a moment and see if she wants to disengage
>She loosens her grip too, and pulls back, slipping her hooves across my back and to a position gripping my shoulders, and I pull my forelegs back to grip her sides
>We stare into eachother's eyes a moment, smiling
>God, she's cute
>She opens her mouth to say with lidded eyes and a smile,
"I didn't know you were going to show up the same tim-"
>I smirk like a jackass and boop her nose with my left hoof while overlapping her side of the conversation, saying as quickly as possible,
"Your next line is 'Did you plan this?'"
"-e I did. Did you pla-"
>At that moment, her eyes snap fully open and her mouth opens in shock, and a smile quickly spreads across her face
"Did you plan this?" she finishes, smirking at me with a slight giggle mixed in
"Damn straight!" I say, chuckling like an asshole, "I plan everything..."
>The hoof I booped her with shoots to the ceiling as my rear legs spread to shoulder width, and my head snaps back with a massive smile
"From the very beginning!" I laugh

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>We're both laughing now, and Sierra hugs me again
"I love you so much..." she sighs in my ear
"I love you too, sweetie..."
>She squeezes a little tighter, and I do the same
>We both release and land on all fours, facing the wall where the chairs are
"So, did you actually plan this?" Sierra says as she starts leading towards the seats
"Actually, yeah. This is probably the one time you'll ever see me manage to pull off a plan." I laugh
>As she sits down I take off my bag
>After sitting down next to her I unzip my bag and reach for my laptop
"What about that prediction just now?" she asks
"Nah, I just ad libbed that. Did you get the refence?"
"No, actually, sorry." she giggles
"Bah, no worries." I say with a smile
>I pull the laptop out and boot it up, and look up to see Dad at the front desk, talking to the secretary about our... appointment?
>Is that what it would be called?
>I don't fuckin' know
>All I know is I'm here with Sierra
"Hey, what's that smell?" Sierra asks
>Oh shit, am I sweating?
>I sniff the air a moment
>Nothing
"Are you wearing colongue?" she asks
"No...?"
>She starts sniffing the air
>lolwut.png
>I giggle a little, a bit nervous about what's going on
>You know that awkward expression you see with that pic of Constable Stanza? Yeah, that's what my expression is right now
>She leans in towards my head, and I lean away a little in confusion, with forced laughter and an awkward smile on my face
>She keeps leaning in and closes her eyes, and as her nose meets my mane, she takes a quick sniff
"Uuuhhh... Okay...?" I say, chuckling awkwardly
>She opens her eyes
"Your mane smells wonderful..."
>Uuuuuuuuuh
"Yeah, I, uh, think it's the shampoo..."
>She leans in again with a smile and HOLY SHIT
>Lightning shoots through me as she sniffs my neck
>I've always been extremely... sensitive there, so to speak, or at least since I first learned about cartoid arteries and such

>all this green
yaaaas

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>Any time somepony mentions major blood vessels or touches, oxygen flow, and similar topics, I get a ticklish sensation there and along the inside of my legs, where the major blood vessels are, and I get an anxious, worried feeling in my chest, and an urge to swish my tail underneath me, cross my legs, lift my shoulders, and press my wings against my back
>I guess that reading that scene with the US double agent getting killed by those gopniks in Robin of Russia really left some real fear of blood loss in me
>Shit, I oughta calm down
>It's Sierra
>You trust her, Blu
>I take a slow, quiet, deep breath to calm myself
>She starts leaning into me even further and even starts nuzzling me
>Oh
>Oh...
>Her nuzzling transitons into her pushing her head into a comfortable position using my shoulder as a headrest, fading the instinct out, leaving behind a comfy feeling
"Mmmmmm..." she hums contentedly
>With the anxiousness gone, I wrap my wings and forelegs around her for a hug
"Hey, what's in your pocket?" Sierra says, recoiling slightly
"Oh shit, I forgot about the root beers."
>I retract my left foreleg and pull a can of root beer out of my left pocket
>Still cold
>Nice
>Gotta love hoodies
>Half balancing, half holding the can, I reach for the other one
"Why did you bring two?"
"Huh... I dunno. You want one?"
"That would be nice. Are you sure?"
"Yeah, take one."
>As she takes her can from my left hoof, I pull one out of my right pocket
>We both pop the tabs, and I lift my can a little, as though to toast
>She takes notice and lifts her's up to mine
"To... a peaceful life oooofff... prosperity and love, I guess?" I propose
"To a prosperous love." She rephrases
>I suppose that's an agreement
"Cheers." I confirm, and with that, we bump our drinks gently and bring them to our lips
>As the cold, sweet, slightly bitter liquid flows over my tongue and I close my eyes, I sense Sierra slightly recoiling from her drink

>I open my eyes, lower my can, and glance at her, wondering what the problem was
"Gah, it's bitter!" she gasps
>I raise an eyebrow, and suddenly she blushes and looks at me
"Ah! Sorry! I didn't mean to be rude I just spoke too soon and-!"
>I guess it's my turn to calm her nerves
"It's fine, it's fine! No offense taken. Not everyone enjoys bitter stuff like this."
"No I mean I liked it and all it's just the bitterness it really was surprising and-"
"Don't worry, I get it. You prefer sweet to bitter, that's all."
"No offense taken?" She says as she sets the can on the bench
"None at all, honey..." I say, pulling her into a hug, both hooves and wings, careful not to spill on her

>>29570956
Goodnight, /plone/

>>29571366
Goodnight, Anon.

>She squeezes me back, and we stay that way a while, before suddenly I hear a deep commanding voice
"BLU." Dad snaps, jerking my attention to him
>Me and Sierra both look to him
"Sorry, I was talking to him." Dad tells Sierra
>Dad looks to me and starts addressing me
"Blu, I'm going to work, your mother will be here to pick you up at one. If any of the police officers come to get you, follow their orders immediately. Follow the directions from the mare at the front desk, DON'T CAUSE A SCENE." Dad commands
"Understood." I confirm.
"Alright, I'll see you later."
"See you, Dad."
>As Dad walks out the door, I wave, goodbye, and then turn my head back to Sierra
>At the moment she seems to be...
>Studying my wings?
"Hey, is there something on my feathers?"
"No, it's just... I've always wondered why your feathers were so big?"
>Oh shit
>Fuggin story time
"Well... That's actually a pretty metal story..." I chuckle
"Metal?"
"Gory, brutal, and generally kinda rad. If you don't think you can handle it, I won't judge."
>Gotta treat a mare right
"No, no, it's fine! I'm really curious, but if it's personal you don't have to-" she says
"Nah, it's cool, I really don't mind telling it."
"Oh, okay!" she chirps
"Well, I guess it starts at the very roots, with my family's genetics. There's this really diluted gene that almost never shows up in my family that comes from my father's side, but I guess I was one of the maybe-lucky-maybe-unlucky few." I say as she picks up her root beer
"Hm?" she mumbles as she downs some of the bitter brown drink
"Yeah, the gene causes this condition called 'post-fetal wing-expulsion syndrome,' and what it basically does is cause an unborn pegasus to have their wings, like, grow on the inside of their ribcage, and really slowly, so when they're born, they actually can't fly, 'cause their wings are inside their bodies, right?"
>An "Eyugh..." escapes her lips as she leans back a bit and her face twists in disgust
"I can stop right now if you want." I say

"No, you can keep going."
"Okay, so, like I said, when I was born, all the bones for my wings were inside my ribcage, right?"
"M-hm!" she nods
"So as I got older, the bones actually started to weave around my ribs, and all the sinew and blood vessels and stuff started developing, so basically I had wings growing under my skin, right?"
"Yeeaaah?"
_________________________________
Goodnight, /Plone/.


Is this too edgy? I'm planning on using this part of Blu's backstory for a later dream sequence, but at the same time I don't want to give this story a bad reputation by making it edgy.

>>29571901
Just a little bit

>tfw you see a plane

>>29575637
You know what's even better than seeing a plane?
Seeing an A-4 on the ground up close. Shit's rad.

Computer is being a piece for shit bump.

>>29577366
what computer do you have?

>>29577535
A shitty ASUS thing. I think that the main reason it's being so bitchy is because it was probably made for Windows 8, but when it was decided that 8 was garbage, they recalled it and put 10 on it instead. I think the drivers are just not meant for 10.

Your waifu asks for help falling asleep. What do you do?

>>29577535
>tfw don't have a computer

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>>29577674
that blows
>>29578741
get a drone pone instead pic related

>>29565048
Such a qt. I'll take 7.

>>29579069
Thas real qt

page 10 reeeeee
How is plone today?

>>29582970
Way better than yesterday.

>>29583019
well that's always good.

>>29579069
kek

>>29528596
poor droner

Would Blitz like metal?

Gonna try to put out a profile for a citizen of Avia tomorrow.

Goodnight, /Plone/.

>>29571901
hmm, it's an edge-case

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Late night bumpity.
Systems and Controls midterm in the morning. Going to be interesting...

Good morning, /Plone/.

>>29587121
Good luck!

>>29587121
Are you anearbyanimal in disguise? That's a very similar style to him.

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Goodnight, /Plone/. I'll cram in >>29585029 tomorrow if possible, and skip the edge in Galaxy.

>>29591798
gotta be spit spot

Good morning, /Plone/.

>>29594085
Good morning, monsieur Immortal.