Nightly Twilight Thread

>Anon sits down with his magical notebook for another night with his new girlfriend
>He's reasonably certain that he's gone insane, but w/e
"Hello? Twilight, are you there?"
>After a few moments, elegant cursive writing appears in the book
>"Anon! It's so good to see you again!"
>"Well, not 'see' exactly, but you know what I mean."
>"I missed you."
"I'm sorry, but I had to visit my family down in Texas, and I'd really like to avoid explaining the notebook that I'm dating to them."
>"*giggles* I know what you mean, I told my friends about you and they haven't stopped making fun of me ever since!"
"Well we don't have magic here, so I'm less worried about ridicule than getting thrown in a loony-"
>"Hey, um, Anon..."
"How did you interrupt me in text?"
>"I was thinking, you know...when other couples are together for as long as we've been they usually...do sex together..."
"That's kind of hard to do through a notebook, Twi."
>"Mmm, I bet it's real hard~"
>....
>"T-through the notebook..."
"What are you doing?"
>"I heard that sometimes some couples who are apart for a long time will write sexy letters to each other and...
>"...M-masturbate to them. But we can write to each other at the same time, so maybe we can..."
>"M-m-masturbate together?"
"Why are you writing like you're stuttering? It's text, just write what you want to say."
>"Sorry, I thought it would be cute."
"It probably would be in real life, but it's kind of annoying in text."
>"...I want to see you."
"I want to see you too. I'm sorry if I opened the wound again."
>"It's okay, I'm working on it! I've almost got it figured out, but for now, do you want to try masturbating with me?"
"Sure, why not?"
>"I had fun at dinner tonight~"
"So we're just going straight into it?"
>"Shhh, don't break character!"
"Uh, yeah dinner was nice. Almost as nice as dessert will be."
>...
"~"
>"I can't wait to take a bite~"
>"I wrap my forelegs around your neck, and press my muzzle against your lips."
"Wait, what?"

>>29468977
>"It's a kiss, Anon. I'm kissing you. I know you said you were a virgin, but you have to know what a kiss is, right?"
"Not that, the forelegs and the muzzle thing. What are you talking about?"
>"...Oh no..."
"Oh no what? What's going on?"
>"I forgot to tell you before...It's probably even worse that I have to tell you now when your penis is in your hand."
"My penis is still in my pants, Twilight."
>"What? We were supposed to be doing it together! I'm over halfway to happytown and you haven't even bought your ticket yet?"
"Just tell me what you were supposed to tell me, Twilight."
>"I'm not technically a human like you, Anonymous."
"What? Technically?"
>"In my world, there aren't any humans. Instead, the planet is shared by multiple sapient races. Griffons, Dragons, Minotaurs, and Ponies like me."
"You're a pony? Like, a tiny horse?"
>"I'm a Unicorn, to be specific. There are also Pegasus Ponies and Earth Ponies."
>A series of doodles depicting the three species of ponies appears on the page
"Oh my god."
>"I'm really sorry I didn't tell you sooner, Anon...b-but I'm still the same person you fell in love with, I promise!"
"This is a lot to take in. First I had to accept this magical penpal stuff, and now this?"
>"I'm so sorry, Anon. Please..."
"I need a minute, Twilight."
>Time passes agonisingly slow for Twilight as she stares at the painfully blank page
>Tears well up in the corners of her eyes, but she quickly wipes them away
>She didn't want to risk Anon seeing them if they fell on the page
>Finally, his words burn themselves into the page once again
"Okay, I just finished googling what a horse vagina looks like. I'm one thousand and ten percent on board"

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>>29468981
>"Okay, I just finished googling what a horse vagina looks like. I'm one thousand and ten percent on board"
gets me every time

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>>29468981
my fucking sides. seriously, though, horse pussy is a beautiful thing

>>29468977
>>29468981
WAT??

>>29469369
>You will never finger Twilight in public.

>>29469369
It's not.

>>29468981

I kek'd but I was waiting for "I put on my robe and wizard hat"

>>29469928
I found the normie.

>>29469972
It looks gross man, and it does that predator flap thing.

>>29468956
Does this count as a general? i mean we have it every day (or should I say night!)

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Would you an amazonian Twilight?

>>29470027
It is a general -- there's no question about it -- one of the deadest ones on the board.

>>29470422
RGRE is like a second /ntt/ because to them, she's the only pony that exists, at all

Enjoy your general(s), jamal2504's and Jin's.

>>29470466
Are you having a stroke or do you simply not know how and when to use an apostrophe?

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>>29470332
I would any Twilight

>>29470479
Your pet autists Lecter and Flashposter left because of this rudeness

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>>29470422
One of the following will happen:

(1) There will come a time when NTT can no longer sustain itself. It will hearken the death of the board.

(2) NTT will always exist as /mlp/ ever dwindles, reaching /i/-levels of post-count by the year 2040, and this general will be bumped with a single image once every 2-3 weeks.

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counter-boop tactics

>>29470486
That may be, and it's not a bad thing as they were messed up and this thread needs to die already anyway, but literacy is important.

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Superior breeding material.

>>29470496
>>29470422
>>29470027
Before the end, can the person who makes it put /nnt/ in the subject of the OP to properly label it? Were trying to create some standards for generals: >>29469095

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>>29470513
Do not resist

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>>29470577
The subject has been "Nightly Twilight Thread" for years.

You can't change that.

>>29470577
The NTT doesn't adhere to any standards.

>>29470596
just make it '/nnt/ Nightly Twilight Thread'

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She gets you all to herself this estrus.

>>29470602
That looks pretty ugly.

>>29470602
>>29470577
please excuse my inability to type ntt

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>>29470602
No.

>>29470606
But it's back to fucking other mares after that, right? She doesn't get me all to herself for any unreasonably long periods of time.

>>29470600
>>29470607
If you guys keep being obtuse, im going to add you guys to the 'doesn't adhere to standard but is still a general' list. Then well see whose laughing.

>>29470618
Nobody's laughing now. Nobody will laugh then.

>>29470618
I can
>well see whose laughing
I can hear right now. No one's.

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>>29470618
Your whole general general is a meme that will quickly die.

This thread has always been the Nightly Twilight Thread. I do not know how old this general is but it has been this way since at least 2013.

We will not change it.

>>29470622
>>29470641
Hope your happy

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>>29470618
>>29470647
Who even cares

>>29470647
Hope my happy I indeed shall.

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>>29470657
I care anon, and we all know 1 poster = 100 lurkers, at least.

>>29470617

Only if it's Dash
That is the only other horse she is comfortable with.

>>29470677
98 of those are web crawlers, though.

>>29470699
>That is the only other horse she is comfortable with.
maybe in the old lore, now its glimmer

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>>29470606
>"No big friendship problems, no villains, no nothing! I finally get you all to myself this year!" she chirps
Should I be scared?
>"Ye- I mean uhh, no! Of course not!" Twilight grins, giving you a horsi hug that feels a little too tight.
>A blanket, basket, telescope, and various other items float in the background
>"I just need to get everything ready for tomorrow when we fu- I mean, go stargazing tomorrow!"
>You feel a book press into your chest.
>Looking down, you see...
The Pony S-
>"Oops!"
>The book is quickly swiped from your hands and replaced with a book of star charts.
>This mare is dropping hints like crazy.
>Maybe you should plow her right here and now, and that'll calm her down.
>Or make it worse.
>It kind of is your fault for her turning into a bit of a nympho every Estrus. As an alicorn, she's immortal, but at this point in her life she is still relatively young.
>Still packed full of hormones.
>The rational, logical part of her mind is probably screaming in a corner somewhere over other responsibilities.
>Your train of thought is interrupted as you feel something warm and fuzzy brush up against your crotch.
>"Everything's ready for tomorrow! What do you think we should do to... pass the time?" She shivers, lifting her head up to nuzzle your belly as you begin petting her
A full day ahead of schedule as usual, Sparkle? I don't know...
>You look out the window.
>Still some snow on the ground, but it's sunny and there's not a cloud in the sky.
Let's go for a walk in the park.
>Twilight gains a look of incredible disappointment, but then shakes her head and agrees.
Just one last thing.
>Walking down the hall, you open a set of double doors to a room where Spike and Glimmer are "playing".
Come on you two, we're going to the park.
>The four of you eat breakfast, then leave the castle and go for a nice walk in the park.
>It was a beautiful day and nothing sexual happened.
>The end.

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>>29470983
Cute story and the sexual will happen tomorrow, so it's alright.

>>29470983
>she's immortal
Stopped reading right there. Completely extraneous bit of fanon.

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>>29470983
just give her the HMD already

>>29471165
Hoof and Mouth Disease?

>>29470495
Fucking anon, go fuck yourself!! Twily I love you!! And want you to be my mare. This anon doesn't deserve you!! I'm forever yours

>>29471395
Jesus fuck, the amount of autism contained in this post is lethal. I nearly kicked the bucket reading it. And I wish it'd killed me, because now I'll have to spend the rest of my life with irreversible brain damage. Great. Just great.

>>29471526
DA FUQ?

>>29470983
>where Spike and Glimmer are "playing"

What did he mean by this?

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>>29471922

>>29471877
Breaking global rule 2, are we? What would your parents say?

Thread created today and now I had to hide more posts than in last thread.

>>29471946
What do you mean?

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>>29471395
>>29471877
>>29472773
Either you're the world's shittiest troll, you're brain dead, or you're an underage autist
either way kindly neck yourself cunt

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Twiggles

>>29472991
Sorry to everyone. I don't know what came to my mind. But i apologize to all of you!!

>>29474198
stop posting like you're in club penguin and it's fine

>>29474284
Doodly noted!!

Anyone got some good Twily romance stories??

>>29474466
http://pastebin.com/BnHTMp1F

haven't had the time to read it yet, someone recommended a while ago

>>29474466
Maybe someone could expand upon this
>>29468977
>>29468981

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Twiggy Piggy is a naughty horse

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I love Twily

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>>29474663
I love multiple Twilies

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There is only one true Twily

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>>29474855
That is mostly true

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>>29475054
is it masturbation or not

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>>29475070
is it getting fucked for self-cucking if she made you fuck her future self?

>A besuited human looms over your pathetic form with glowing purple eyes
>Your unfamiliar hooves scrabble for grip on the sheets beneath you as you desperately try to back away
>Your new feminine voice shakily speaks out
"T-Twilight, this is insane, just undo the spell and we can pretend this never happened."
>She twists your mouth into a condescending sneer
>"I remember what you said to me when I asked if you had made any friends yesterday."
>She trails your fingers through the lavender fluff that now adorned your chest
>"I think I will fuck myself."

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Happy H&H day, /ntt/

Make sure to give your twiggy the best gift of all.

Are you not aware the fawning of these characters is a form of idolatry and therefore an abomination before Allahu? Is it not apparent to you that this waifuism is a practition of those who have been lead astray from Allahu's light? Was it not revealed to you by the prophet Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad, peace be upon him, that one does not put idols before Allahu? Is it not a fact that your own prophet said to put your worship of Allahu before any other thing, such as it was preached among Moses? It was once said by one of the prophets sent by Allahu "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.". We are the sword with which Allahu delivers his divine punishment unto the world. Through his guiding hand, we set upon a journey to spread his light to the kafir, as did prophets before Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad, peace be upon him.

Why do you live this life as a kafir? For punishment is given to those who deny the light of Allahu. Give unto yourself the change required to live the virtuous life as is intended by Allahu. Destroy this worship of false idols and give into yourself the light that is Islam.

>>29475461
>>29475070
Asking the real questions.

>>29476040
Full image pls

>>29476172
>forgets the image
You had one job.

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>>29476040
>Make sure to give your twiggy the best gift of all.
A book?

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>>29476172
fuck you rag-head in this house we worship the best princess

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>>29476650
Nope. Twily is best princess and waifu!!

And by the way, what are you doing here?? Go post to luna thread!!

>>29476176
Is this an early concept of Tempest Shadow?

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Okay fuck I did it. I masturbated and for the first time in a long while I didn't use porn, but fantasized about Twiggles instead. It was so fucking weird but also the best fap I ever had. She felt real once I closed my eyes and giving plesure to someone you admire felt so much better than just jerking off alone.

Now what? Should I do it again? Is this degenerate? Is this a symptom of a mental disorder? Should I commit suicide out of shame?

Also thanks for posting all the cute and lewd art over the last couple of months, all of it has really made me fall in love with her.

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>>29476750
How is it degenerate to fap to pleasuring someone you admire? I sometimes do the same and I've never felt shame or anything, in fact it's far superior to just jacking it to whatever with no emotional attachment.
I've been fapping exclusively to Twilight almost every day for nearly a month now, maybe I'm just too far gone

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I want to fill her up. She's so fertile. I want to fill her up with a good meal, then I want to fill her up with love, and then I really just want to fill her to the brim with my cum.

>>29477276
You can't produce that much cum in one sitting, so I'm assuming you want to do what this guy did https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28859782 and then take a needleless syringe, and then, well, use your imagination to envisage the rest of the scenario.

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>>29477431
>You can't produce that much cum in one sitting

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>>29476750
cum more

>>29477439
Sure, you can shove her horn in your ass and get a prostate massage to squeeze the last drop out, but that still wouldn't be enough.

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>>29477792
Better luck next time Twiggy

>>29478618
What a pretty gurl

>>29478636
take off the trip

>>29476750
Short answer is yes its pretty degenerate but it's still a better alternative to many things that are far worse, and I would argue that 3d is almost always worse than 2d when it comes to fapping.

As long as you don't delve any lower than an occasional fap you'll be fine

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>>29478699
Why would I do that?

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She's not real
And wouldn't be your special somepony if she were

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>>29479317
You don't know me

>>29479324
Neither does she

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>>29479329
Low blow, mate

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>>29479317
Joke's on you, I'm not real either.

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Do you want to be her special somepony this year?

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>>29480541
Every year, every day

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>>29480541
Who here doesn't?

>>29480541
Of course I want. I love her so much!!

>>29483971
Awww. Twily!!

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It's like I can hear calling for me, but I know it's all in my head. Afterall, when has she ever been out of my mind? Not a day for the past year.

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>>29485677
Hungry hungry Twiggy Piggy

>>29468956
Which is worst?

She has sex with Spike

No Twilight episode for Season 7

You have sex with her but only because she can't say no

Starlight Glimmer kills her in her sleep

The entire ponyville stallions have their way with her

>>29488267
truly ebin

>>29488286
>ebin
never heard of it.

I'll take that as all options awful as fuck.

>>29488336
Newfag

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Pony wants you
Pony takes you

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"Hey, Twilight."
>"Yes Anon?"
“Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”
>"I dunno, why?"
"Eh, hell if I know."

>>29489911
Cute

>>29489049
sauce pls

>>29470021
Winking?

>>29470496
Or this board will merge with /trash/.

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Twilight is just perfect.

>>29490950
Was.

>>29490950
She's perfect without that bogus picture

>>29489049
I love her so much!!!

>>29489911
Aww. Twily, you're so adorkable!!

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>>29491346
Now she's even better

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I want to listen to Twilight blah blah about magic and stuff

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>>29493394
But she wants to listen to you blah blah about human culture and planet Earth stuff

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>>29493394
I bet it's super interesting, I want to hear all of it, taking notes and asking questions later.

>>29494515
Yup, I'd love it!! Because I'll be hanging out with her. And knowing each other!!