JailBird /Cyoa/

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>The big green mare followed her escort into the building, entering a large and spacious plaza.
>There were numerous hallways going every which way, and a large security station for prisoner processing was quite visible.
>The escort police pony waved Angel off, handing a file folder to a second guard who had come to take her.
>"Morning, inmate. If you'll just follow me?"
"Whatever."
>Angel mumbled back.
>She was busy looking over the large room.
>Something was missing. This looked to be a state of the art prison.
>Why was everything so open? Angel found herself wondering. It looked almost like an unguarded inmate would have no trouble making a break for it.
>She decided there must be some magic safeguard systems keeping everyone in check. That had to be it.
>Angel found herself following a friendly cream coloured guard down the corridors.
>This certainly was a big prison.

>"So what's your name?" the guard asked with a friendly tone.
"Angel Wings."
>She responded gruffly.
>"Ah, what a pretty name! My name is Cookie. I'm one of the head guards around here. I suspect I'll be seeing you around."
>Something about the sickeningly sweet friendly tone rubbed Angel the wrong way, but she didn't bother speaking. On any other day she might have told her to shut it, but she just didn't have the energy right now.
>All she wanted to do was see if she could make it to her bunk and try to forget this week had ever happened.

>Cookie dropped Angel off in a little room, where a mare in a dark uniform was sitting in a chair, waiting for her.
>She waved her hoof towards a chair opposite her.
>The folder that had followed Cookie was handed to new mare, before Cookie gave a nod and left. The Warden glanced over it quickly.

>Angel glumly took a seat opposite the pony she correctly assumed was-
>"I'm the warden. You must be Miss. Wings."
>She gave a nod.
>The warden tapped her hoof on the file. "Quite a serious list of crimes, Miss Wings. Tell me, do you feel guilty?"

>>29449291
Going by how you established the character in the first post, I'm going with "Yes."

>>29449291
Not really.

>>29449291
>Things got a little fuzzy around then.
I can't feel guilty because I don't even remember what I did.

>>29449291
no response.

>>29449291
Doesn't really matter, the judge felt I was plenty guilty for me.

>>29449354
This.

>>29449291
Kinda...

Not about whatever crime, but I feel she would have at least have some remorse for driving her stallion away.

>>29449291
Should I?

>>29449291
What should I feel guilty about?

>>29449291
Does it matter how I feel, I am aren't I?

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>Angel stared blankly, considering her response. Did she feel guilty? Should she?
>She probably wasn't legally obligated to reply.
>What did she even do? Everything had become such a blur.
>There was something about flying- And then a wrestling match? And then-
>Wait no, wasn't that the other way around.
>And even if she didn't entirely remember what she did, she did still feel guilty.
>Her stallion had left her.
>M-maybe she deserved it.
>Maybe he was just a wimp! Maybe she was better off without him!
>Maybe- She should give the warden an answer, she was looking impatient.

"I- I can't say, ma'am. I can't really feel guilty over things I don't remember doing."
>The warden raised an eyebrow.
>"You don't remember doing these things?"
"Not really."
>"We've got a fair number of eye witnesses who would claim otherwise. Either way, you already had your trial. I'm just here to try and help you safely serve out your punishment, and eventually reintegrate with pony society, Miss Wings. I just want to evaluate you myself, do you understand?"
>Angel nodded, rolling her eyes.

>the warden slid a pair of puddings across the table. vanilla and chocolate flavor.
>"Now, I want the best fit for you while you are here, so I want to know-"

>Angel looked down at the pudding, a bit confused.
>Was this some kind of test?

>"Would you like a cell with or without a cellmate?" She wiggled the flavours of pudding as she said it.
"What? I get a choice?"
>"Sure you do. Everypony deserves to choose."
>Well hot damn. This was sort of unprecedented. Weren't prisons supposed to be a place of getting told what to do and where to do it?
>Angel thought over her choices.

>>29449699
What you choose might not be what you get.
Still, can't hurt. Without.

>>29449699
I want both pudding cups. A spoon will not be required.

>>29449713
Why without?

>>29449699
I'd mix the flavours into one cup

>>29449699
The swirl ones.

>>29449699
Be a maverick. Grab both pudding cups.

>>29449699
I dunno. What if my cellmate is lame? Or they snore. Can I change my mind?

>>29449699
No cellmate, but
>>29449719
I definitely want those pudding cups

>>29449755
Swirl ones are for poorfags who don't have the money to buy multiple packs of each and dump them all into a giant bowl to mix and eat.

>>29449830
O-oh

>>29449699
Yea sure, there's pudding.

>>29449699
Wait. Can Angel have one or both? Both would be awesome.

>>29449699
If I'm not comfortable with the cell mate in the future, could I have a room to myself?

>>29449699
Are you going to drop this like Into the White?

>>29449281
>It is not the beginning of her story
will we ever learn the beginning of her story?

>>29449699
let's go for a cellmate and hope they AREN'T some homoqueer with a fetish for chilis this time.

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>Angel raises her hooves slowly, trying to decide on a pudding flavor. She looks from one to the other, indecisive.

"A cellmate huh? What if she just sucks? Or snores too loud. I don't suppose I could change my mind after."
>Angel was joking mostly, but was quite surprised by the Warden's reply.
>"Oh- Well, It's entirely possible that you and your roommate might not get along. In which case you'd just have to submit a room exchange form. It's quite a simple process we have here at RCCC."

>Angel slowly curled her foreleg around both pudding cups, and pulled them both towards her.
>The Warden burst out laughing.
>"Hee hee, that's a good idea. Take both options and see which you like better." She slid a spoon across the table towards you.
>Angel opened up both packs, licking from both packs as she pleased, ignoring the spoon. The warden looked a little dejected, waiting to hear Angel's decision on a cellmate.
>"Ahem. Uh, have you come to a decision, Ms.Wings?"
"Hmm. Yeah- I think I'll go without."
>She announced, not giving any reasons.
>"O-oh. I see. Well that's perfectly alright! I have a few perfect rooms sorted out for you. I think you'll find them lovely!"

>Angel continued slurping her pudding.
>"Uh- If you wanted to you could just take that with you..."
>Angel grumbled, grabbing the spoon and tucking it under her wing. If things got bad she could use it to dig her way out over the years.

>The Warden practically bounced, eager to lead the way.
>"Okay! Now I actually have a couple of places. The first is sort of near the cafeteria, the second is close to the griffon wing, beside the flying cage- Er, I mean aviary. And the last is upstairs, near the gym. What sort of thing works for you, Miss Wings?"

>Again with the many options.
"T-This is a prison, right? Something is strange about this."
>"Oh please, this is a correctional facility! Now, about that room..."

>>29450115
Cafeteria sounds nice. Close proximity to more pudding cups!

>>29450115
>correctional facility
>flying cage.
welp we might've just been put in an asylum.
let's stick near the gym so we can keep our stronk up.

>>29450115
Aviary sounds nice

>>29450115
Always nice to be closer to the food. Let's stay near the cafeteria.

>>29450115
It's nicer then I imagined.

>>29449291
did they accidentally send us to a minimum security prison instead of the normal prison we were meant to go to.

>>29449699
there has gotta be an interesting story behind that cutie mark.

>>29450115
We don't wanna get fat in here. Take a cell near the aviary. Gotta get that cardio.

Angel should be near somewhere she can stretch her wings.

>>29450115
This facility is nicer than expected. Does the gym have an open section with enough space to fly around in?

>>29450216
Anon, there's a flying area.

>>29450115
>you
this does not seem right my crimes were far to serious for a prison this soft was I sent to the wrong place

I wanna be upstairs so gym it is

>>29450219
It's probably full of griffons. That doesn't mean the gym can't also have a flying area.

>>29450115
Near the cafeteria, need to make sure we're first in line in case they run out of pudding cups.

>>29450228
disregard that first line of greentext

>>29450231
A flying area is a big open space. There not going to build two.

>>29450235
>disregard that first line of greentext
Consider it regarded intensely more than it would have been otherwise.

>>29450231
what's wrong with griffons?

>>29450240
We don't know how large the correctional facility is quite yet. Still, you're probably right.

>>29450115
Go to the yard, size up the biggest mare there, and make her your bitch.

>>29450115
This place seems oddly benign. Suspiciously so. Test how far it goes by asking if anyone here ever causes any trouble, and if so, how. If she says that sometimes people get shanked, this is a prison. If she says that sometimes one of the prisoners will hog all the blankets and have to be hugged into submission, then we should start to worry that we're in some sort of happy-go-lucky cult facility or something.

>>29450297
Equestria is known for outsourcing it's criminals to cult facilities. We've heard of a facility out near the mountains where everypony smiles all creepily. The rumours say it's for brainwashing Equestria's problem criminals!

>>29450297
I just thought this was minimum security before, but now I'm worried.

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>Angel weighs her options carefully.
>If she hangs close to the cafeteria, she might be able to be first in line to grab breakfasts and snacks, maybe even more puddings.
>If she sticks close to the aviary, she might be able to get in some flying and wing stretching.
>Although their might be a great deal of griffons there.
>The last griffon she knew was a less than desirable individual.
>The last option was the gym, so she could stay fit and healthy.
"Alright. I'll take the gym room upstairs. Don't want to get fat off pudding cups after all! Ha."

>She laughed, but the more she thought about it, the more she seemed to realize that in this bizarre prison, that might actually be a concern.
>Although the Warden had mentioned a flying cage. Was this really a prison at all? Maybe it was an asylum?
>Angel felt she had to get to the bottom of just where the heck she was. Everything seemed a bit too... Soft. Like this was a minimum security prison or something.
"Say, you say this is correction center. What exactly are you meaning by that? How does this differ from a regular prison?"
>"Oh, well we just try to avoid a harsh sounding word like 'prison.' It tends to cause unnecessary stress among inmates. And a correctional facility is exactly what it is! We try to offer rehabilitative options so that our inmates can become better ponies, and function more fluently in society."

>Angel stopped short.
"Say, what's the worst thing prisoners do here? Do they have riots? Any fights to break up?"
>"Well- Sometimes things get a little crazy, and our guards do have to restrain prisoners. But don't worry, you're completely safe here! All our staff are trained in the very best of submission holds and combat cuddles!" She announced proudly.

"C-Combat cuddles?"
>D-Did she really just say that?
>Oh no.
>This had to be a cult.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Pausing for tonight.

Will resume tomorrow.

>>29450615
G'night

>>29450603
Oh shit. Combat cuddles sound dangerous. Spooning. B-brushies.

>>29450603
Alright, no panicking. They probably want that so they can drug us up. Just smile and play along.

>>29450603
That sounds...incredibly foal-like. Am I in a daycare?

>>29450603
wow what a bunch of lightweights, should be a cakewalk to muscle to the top using real fighting instead of this mamby pamby prissy stuff.

>>29450603
>close combat cuddles
We're breaking the fuck out of here. We'll never make it. What kind of sick place is this? Oh my god, spicy convinced them to send me to....
Gay prison!

>>29450702
>assuming angel could muscle griffins
Then they'd just send Angel to a typical prison where the food tastes like cardboard and the inmates are rapey.

>>29450075
She's a character from a different quest i case no one realizes. This is a spin off of spicy.

>>29450976
Ah thanks it can be hard to get straight answers out of people with things like that with regards to cyoa.

>>29450976
What's spicy? I haven't seen that running

>>29451038
its an old quest I am about to read it myself.
https://www.anonpone.com/spicy/

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>>29451075
o-ouch

>>29451038
Indeed. You haven't. Sad fact of life.

>>29451038
a quest that fucked up by appeasing the queers instead of going for the perfect waifu that is Angel.

>>29451075
its ok way to much players manipulating the world though.

>>29451769
We can still win over our little spicehorse. Angel ain't no quitter.

>>29450603
Gotta figure out what Angel did exactly that put her here.

>>29452633
just gotta hope these anons don't fuck everything up and stick to the plan this time instead of getting distracted by dumb shit and derailing the OTP further.

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>>29452651
She fell out with her husbando, stole some booze, got drunk, challenged everyone in a gaybar to a fight, possibly attempted to steal some foals, stole some cookbooks and then burned them on the steps of a courthouse.

>>29452699
Damn. We (at least I do) should make it her end goal to get her husbando back. Or at least make it as far in their short-cyoa to leave the correctional facility. HOPEFULLY under legal means and not doing something that WILL FAIL. Like starting a riot, slowing digging a hole before they send Angel to an actual prison, or bribery.

>>29452911
I'm pretty sure her sentence was like two weeks, but I don't think she was paying attention.

Is Jim J. going to make an appearance?

>>29452968
Okay then. I have a feeling she'll be here longer knowing how some anon's like to make MC's antagonistic. Or maybe that's me being pessimistic.

>>29453044
The worm?

>>29453092
>The antagonistic mare shouldn't be antagonistic
Sounds like the problem is with you, not other anons playing the character.

>>29453092
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Of course, going full nutjob is probably not going to lead anywhere, but there's nothing wrong with being a rude crude mare with attitude.

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>>29453099
No the current prison bitch.

>>29453111
Yeah, it's the real problem with using characters from past quests, anons fixate on their ideal ending for them and it really stifles the current quest's ability to play out on its own.

Angel dindu it

>>29454372
dindu nothin

Calling it now I bet it's already dropped.

>>29455258
Shut up Lis.

>>29453111
Anon could easily not know about spicy
I really wish qms doing spinoff quests would link to the original quest in there op so everybody is on the same page.

>>29456051
They could read Spicy or, better yet, read the OP that describes her as "rude, indignant, rowdy, and hardly polite".

>>29450603
Like a cult eh? Isn't Angel's local cult leader in prison too?

beb

Angel don't need nobody no more.

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I see not much has changed since Spicy Quest.

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Nope, still dead, as expected.

>>29457632
she's a strong independent mayr who don't need no stallion.

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>Angel spins around, her eyes wide.
"Okay, be honest. Is THIS a joke?"
>The warden seems taken aback. "W-What? What do you mean by-"
"This- This entire thing, lady! Combat cuddles? Is this a prison or a daycare?"
>"I-I'm not sure what you mean Ms. Wings."
"This has to be some kind of joke right? What's next, tactical brushing? Stealth spooning?"
>The warden stammered, trying to find her words.
>"Be honest with me. Are there hidden cameras somewhere? Is this a cult or something where we pretend the world is super innocent? This is starting to seem a little fucked up, buddy."
>The warden takes a step back, before barking harshly.
>"Young lady, that kind of language isn't tolerated around here! I don't want to hear it again, or there will be a penalty, understand me?"
>The Warden pokes at Angel's chest, giving her an extra stern look.
>"Now I want you to be comfortable here, please don't make this any harder than it has to be. Now come along, we are going to your room!"

>She grabbed Angel's hoof and began pulling her along, her hooves sliding along the floor in the earth pony's strong grasp.
>Angel shook her off with a frustrated growl.
"Hey, now wait just a minute. I asked a question, and I need it answered. What is this place, really! Why does this feel like kindergarten!"
>"I have to say, I don't understand what you mean Ms. Wings. This is a comparatively firm and harsh Correctional center, with a reputation to uphold. The guards are as stern as they come, some of them coming right from Canterlot's royal guard itself! We only provide two pillows, and the laundry doesn't come prefolded-"
"Wow. only two you say. Sounds atrocious."
>Angel replied, her voice flush with sarcasm.
>"Gosh darn right it is. Had to up heave Equestrian laws for that. It's supposed to be 3 minimum, everywhere you go! Now, are you coming to your room or do I have to carry you there myself?"

>>29458912
Well I am just not going to bother folding my laundry.

go to your room willingly.

>>29458912
Something is very wrong here. There are much worse things in life than swearing, no matter how much they insist otherwise. Seriously, arbitrary restrictions on language? It's words, not magic spells.

>>29458973

It's a cutequestrian world anon. Swears are crimes in and of themselves.

>>29458912
Carry me.

>>29458912
Lady, I think I have been Mandela effected into some parallel universe because all this is NOT normal. Quick history check, when Princess Luna turned into Nightmare Moon, did she try to brutally murder her sister who then was forced to banish her to the moon for a thousand years? Please say yes. If you say that all she did was steal Celestia's juice box and then get put into time-out for a thousand seconds I'm going to freak out.

>>29458978
Yes, but Spicy was never that kind of thing. Clearly there's an interdimensional portal somewhere

>>29458912
You mean like a piggyback ride? I could go for one of those, sure.

>>29459043
>She didn't even notice when the police pony carriage took a wrong turn. She didn't even notice as the driver sat scratching his head, wondering what was wrong with the route he had taken.
Yes, that is exactly what's going on.

>>29449281
>She didn't even notice when they took her cuffs off. She didn't even notice when the police pony carriage took a wrong turn. She didn't even notice as the driver sat scratching his head, wondering what was wrong with the route he had taken.
Oh, I think I know what happened.
The driver took a wrong turn, possible going through a portal or overlapping point between the normal universe and cutequestria, leaving us here. Sadly, we weren't paying attention during this part, so we don't really know if what all happened at this point.

>>29458912
Ask her what the punishment would be for raping another inmate.

>>29458912
This is all a trick. They're trying to lure us into compliance with their cuteness, it makes the brainwashing easier. Well we won't be fooled. Make her carry us.

>>29459086
No.

>>29459086
Seems a bit excessive.

I just realized something. If this is Cutequestria, than what kind of equipment would be in the gym?

>>29458912
let's spook the guard a bit with stories of the stuff outside; cults, monsters, that griff missing an arm and an eye you know who was practically run through the meat grinder by said monsters, and how much easier this place is compared to it, might help build our rep when word gets around how much of a tough scrapper the new gal is.

>>29458912
Oh, okay, I get it. We're dead. This is some kind of ironic purgatory or something. Not too bad, we expected hell really.

Don't we get a phone call?

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>>29458912
"Hey buddy, Fuck you! I'm not some kinda bullshit feather pillow you can just drag around!"
Proceed to fly up to the ceiling where she can't reach and mock her.

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Are we not supposed to mention /prison/? Because this is literally a /prison/ crossover and no one seems to realize.

>>29458912
I vote to be nice to the guards and inmates going forward. I don't see it being very entertaining to traumatize the innocent for a whole quest.

>>29459241
It's a /prison/ crossover if any of the characters or specific elements of /prison/ are used. Cutequestria itself isn't unique to /prison/, it's been a recurring idea since /mlp/ was created.

I never read /prison/ so have any of the characters or specific elements shown up?

>>29459241
>I vote to be nice to the guards and inmates going forward
>>>
>I don't see it being very entertaining to traumatize the innocent for a whole quest.
Do you even angel wings?

>>29459253
Nah, this is literally /prison/. Cookie and the Warden, at least, were recurring characters while the general was around.
Base story:
http://pastebin.com/N3Vk1MaZ

>>29459259
You're right. I retract my vote, give them hell.

>>29459142
this

>>29459268
Ah cool.

So does this mean there's a Cutequestria Angel Wings set to come in? What happens when they meet? Does this mean this universe's Horsey is even gayer? Will HorseyXCap finally be a reality?

>>29459387
This anon right here asking the real hard hitting questions.

>>29459387
Wait, wasn't the Curse universe slightly cutequestrian? What if we just crossed over into that? Forget HorseyXCap, we need to make LithyXAngel a reality!

>>29459387
We must seduce the other Angel.

>>29459407
>wasn't the Curse universe slightly cutequestrian
Basil was raised as a slave and then mindraped. Archie killed someone and took his body. Changelings took over the government and changed all the laws secretly.

>>29459408
Ya right, other Angel is probably some goody two shoes dyke.

>>29459407
>slightly cutequestrian
I don't know about it being a crossover but this universe does seem a little less cutequestria then most cutequestria although not so little I would call it slightly more like mostly cutequestria.

although prison storys do have a tendency to stretch to less cute in key moments

>>29459419
>Changelings took over the government and changed all the laws secretly
Doxel please.

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>Angel stood still for a quick moment or two.
"A-Are we talking a piggy back ride? Or what-"
>"If necessary, if you truly mean to be that uncooperative. I might even have to cuff you to "

>Angel thought for a moment, before looking up to the ceiling.
>She scrunched her face up and stuck her tongue out at the mare.
"Screw off, lady. I'm not just a bag of feathers to be thrown around, and I'm not going anywhere until I get some serious answers. Something is positively fucky here, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it!"
>The Warden winced a bit. "Okay, I can see you are in a bit of distress here, that's the only thing I can think of that would cause this behavior. Now I know transitioning into prison life can be tough, but please, I only want to help. What's troubling you?"

"What's troubling me is- Everything about this damn place! It's not- home! It's not right! Gimme some history or something, when Princess what's her face was fighting her sister Moonbutt, what happened? Was there banishment? War? Eternal nighttime? Or did they steal each others juice boxes and get Princess Luna into time out? What in the hell happened?"
>The warden stood there, trying to process what she was hearing.
>"Y-You don't know the story of the two sisters? There were terrible atrocities committed in an ongoing battle between them. It ended in a draw, and they agreed that such violence could never again plague Equestria! After that, they worked out an agreement, and Equestria became the peaceful land it has been for all time! Now come down from the ceiling already!"
>Angel involuntarily drooped down, unsure of what to say or do.
>"T-There's no way-"
>Before she knew it, the Warden was... Giving her a hug?
>She didn't want to admit it, but the mare's touch was comforting to Angel.
>"H-Hey. Talk to me, Miss- Erm, Angel. You look like you've seen a ghost."

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"T-That's wrong. You're wrong. Princess Luna was- She was banished for a thousand years. That was fact."
>The Warden gave Angel a very worried look, starting to brush her mane. >"I really don't understand."
"No- I guess you wouldn't. I certainly don't. This is-"
>Too much for one mare to handle, Angel tried her best to shut out her confusion.
"Okay, M- Maybe I died, and this is one, really really weird afterlife. I was expecting hell, but this ain't so bad."
>"Uh- I hope not-"
"Or maybe I'm just- In some gay, alternate universe, some mumbo jumbo like that."
>"I don't see what sexual orientation has to do with this-"
"But whatever it is- Whoever put me here, I'm not going to take it lying down! You hear me! Angel Wings doesn't give up for fucking nobody or nothing! I'll keep going til I die! Even if I'm already dead!"
>Angel shook her hoof angrily at the ceiling, cursing whatever higher powers may be responsible.

>"So... Did you get it all out of your system?"
"Meh."
>"Did you still want a ride?"
"Damn right I do."
>The Warden placed her hoof to her face, before sweeping Angel off of her feet and onto her back.
>"Then lets go! I'll have you settled in before you know it Miss. Wings!"
>Angel was quick to discover that the warden was an unusually strong earth pony, carrying her up stairs and through the building with seemingly no problem.
>She was a little impressed that a small mare like her could handle a mare of her size.
>It wasn't long before she plopped her down once more, leaving her to gaze into a wide open room.
>It hardly resembled a cell at all, the only sign of it being the bars on the windows.
>It was impressively spacious, with a double bunk and fur rug decorating the room.
>There was also an empty shelf, likely for personal belongings.

"Is there not a toilet?"
>"Oh, of course, it's down the hall. We use communal bathrooms here. Imagine how gross it'd be to put one in a room! Ha. Anyway, is this all to your liking? Do you need time to get settled in?"

>>29459450
wow there's not even a door....definitely suspicious that they're just trusting us to stay put...maybe we can make them regret that decision later.

>>29459450
It looks fine I just need some time alone for now.
Go look out the window.

>>29459450
Well, lets give ourselves a moment to think while we pose luxuriously on that shag rug. Can we get a drink too?

>>29459465

Fug. Please pretend there is a door there.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Pausing for tonight. Sorry for super small session.

>>29459450
...so are you sure I didn't just fall through some kinda interdimensional portal on the way here? Because either there's gonna be another Angel Wings coming in, or some kinda magic at work. And there's nothing saying magic absolutely CAN'T have done this right? The whole different history thing and inherent foalishness of the place makes this clear.

Not very fair to keep Angel in a place she doesn't belong, now does it? At least some kinda investigation. It's their word against ours and whose word do we know is absolutely true?

>>29459450
I find this all to be aptly appropriate. Kindergarten time out for a grown mare child with a potty mouth.

>>29459450
let's figure out what we can possibly jury rig into a shiv or digging tool, that always works in the movies.

>>29459538
Too bad they're just movies. If Angel kill or endangers someone's life, she'd probably be the first to commit suck in a decade or something. And she'd be long out of prison before she uses such a tunnel.

>>29459450
That sucks about the toilet, we'll have to think of somewhere else to brew up some prison hooch.

>>29459602
we could probably just brew it out in the open and spin some lie about it being medicinal or make a secret hooch nook under the rug or something

Has anyone here ever participated or read Spicy? I'm not sure what would be appropriate to post for Angel.

>>29459811
brash, impulsive, a mare of action who doesn't take shit from anyone and loves to take verbal potshots and teases when she can, though she has issues with fixation and anger and some issues with restraint.

though you should really read spicy for yourself to see.

>>29459811
Just go based on her characterization so far. Just from reading these few posts you should be able to tell that she's a short tempered irrational mare that'll allow herself to be shuffled along. The only personality trait you'd be missing so far is the bipolar switch to playing Mom to anyone she has the remotest attachment to.

>>29459835
Angel was just desperate, she knew deep down she wasn't pregnant, and latching on to spicy wasn't right, she told herself she would make it up to him, and in time he would grow to love her. She believed it was the only way for a mare like her, she was so happy for once she let herself believe her own lies.

Do you know what you get when you fuck a bird?

Chirpies.

It's a canarial disease that's untweetable.

>>29452911
>get her husbando back
I don't think thats gonna happen.

>>29460514
yeah, he friendzoned her pretty hard.

>>29460546
well he still seemed willing to try and make it work but i sinply do not think it can work.

>>29460554
It's okay, they can both be gay together!

>>29460562
god I hate how I actually managed to forget the comedy that was the prison visit.

What happened to this universes Angle?

>>29460514
Bullshit.

>>29461179
she was too meek and never left the village and ended up killed cuddled by the monsters friends from the old ruins.

>>29461330
She cuddleraped horsey

>>29461340
She's considered something like hannibal lecter for her heinous crimes of tender spoonings and repeated nonconsentual tummy buzzins on the poor stallion she kidnapped.

>>29461330
Did she enter an alternate universe as well?

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>>29459483
We should figure out what crimes this prison believes she committed.

>>29459850
The thing is that she Ironically considering who the qm of this is, doesn't curse enough.

justice 4 Angel

I am a little worried about the cop who dropped us off is he still in this universe he must be scared and confused.

>>29464655
Oh shit, yeah.

That poor fucker's stuck in this world as well. Too bad we can't contact him.

>>29464683
Watch we find him later having become a warlord of the land because he can withstand all tactical cuddles and delivers severe boops.

>>29464929
Maybe we should make it a goal to find this guy if and when we get out of the prison.

Couldn't hurt to have someone who actually believes us on our side.

Just think about what those devious marelets are doing to Horsey.

>>29466316
They can't keep getting away with it.

>>29465010
Agreed. After we get out, finding this guy should be our top priority.

>>29465010
unless he did this on purpose and this was planned out from the start.

>>29467654
>She didn't even notice when they took her cuffs off. She didn't even notice when the police pony carriage took a wrong turn. She didn't even notice as the driver sat scratching his head, wondering what was wrong with the route he had taken.

It doesn't sound like he knew this was going to happen.

>>29459450
Let's just say we're sorry so we can get out of here.

>>29468042
fuck that, let's rule this roost and take our position as best inmate.

>>29468108
Yea, now that I think about it, this place is actually better than anything we had going for us. So how do we establish our dominancy in a place like this? Boopthe biggest mare? make her hold our hoofuntil she scrunches

>>29468215
nah, just put a bunch of rocks in a sock and then smack them with it full force, they probably would be too stunned to even attempt to fight back.

>>29468215
Please no the point is to contrast one of the roughest crudest characters in cyoa with cutequestria we cannot allow angel to be draged down into the world she is in.

>>29459450
Ask her how long our stay here will be.

>>29469056
>not having the mean green waifu machine succumb to the pleasures of cutequestria
It's only two weeks Anon, she deserves a break

>>29469056
This, all of this.
Angel ain't some cuddlywuddly cutequestria pushover and everything previously shown about her character would state that.

Save angel!

>>29471441
Kill Angel.

>>29471511
Pegasi lives matter.

>>29471606
But big mare lives don't.

>>29471627
t. marelet

>>29469056
>>29470520
Alright, let's rule place then. Time to meet the other inmates, or do we start with the guard.

Really we don't have any reason to be aggressive at this point, as long as we get everything we want and nobody tries to fuck with us.

Big mares in prison bump

>>29473066

Dead quest

>>29474139
no u

>>29474139
Quest will live. Have faith.

>>29474785
It'll keep getting bumped at least

Hi yes. Not dead yet, but I won't be home for several hours and I really dont think I can even manage a lich session anymore.
I do plan to come back to this, but I will admit that my communication skills this thread have been very lackluster.
If it does die, I'll start up a new session tomorrow, and if it survives, same story.

>>29475455
I would drag my balls through 1 mile of broken glass for you to fax my one update of this cyoa

jail hole bulp

>>29476465

>>29472569
Yeah I don't mind suppressing our rage for a bit but I would be very disappointed if we turned cutequestria ourselves.

>>29475768
god damn it anon, don't let Lis know we feel that way.

>>29475768
Don't pressure Lis. He's fragile and easily spooked when people enjoy his work.

>>29478414
Don't spook the Lis bump

>>29479007
S P O O K E D bump

Shit quest

>>29481471
ur mums shit m9

mean birb bump

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>>29475455

Nevermind. Just let it die. I can't do this anymore.

>>29482990
You're allowed to not feel like running, you know. We can wait for you to feel up to it.

>>29483006
If you looked at Lis' history you'd know he never feels like running, he only ever feels like starting.

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>>29482990

>>29482990
Guess I won't get that fax, huh?

>>29483174

Sorry anon. But you bet on the wrong (qm) horse.

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Post yfw this is the second time angel wings has died.

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Fuck it.

>You're Angel wings
>You're in this shitty fucking prison
>Put here by shitty fucking ponies
>And everything is fucking shitty.
>You're so mad you forgot all the ideas of things you were going to do.
>You stand in your cell wondering where to direct all this anger

We're doing this thing.
Make a desicion

>>29483377
Direct anger towards the window bars. They're probably cardboard in Cutequestria anyway.

>>29483377
Get angry at the bed for being lopsided.

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>>29483398
>>29483403

>fuck
>your latent ocd is kicking in
>if this prison is so perfect then why is the bed so fucking lopsided
>god damn it, this will not stand!
>IF THE BED WANTS TO BE FUCKING LOPSIDED YOU'LL PUT IT ON IT"S WHOLE SIDE
>You toss the bed with your mighty birb stronk and it smashes against the wall
>and right through it, turns out the window bars and walls were paper mache this whole time
>fuck
>the world is open to you now

whahwhahwh

>>29483430
Find husbando

>>29483430
Get more pudding!

>>29483430
Punch that stupid guard, punch her with your angry pony hoof.

>>29483430
Find the cop from your world who took you here.

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>>29483480
>>29483491

>You know exactly what you want to do
>you need to find your prescious horsebando!
>the hottest piece of ass from here to vanhoover!
>wherever here is
>but fuck
>last visit didn't go so well
>he got mad at you about... something
>you can't quite remember
>And then he called you a dyke!
>FUck him!
>Fucking sexy asshole!
>All right, your horsebando is mad at you, you need a gift to appease him
>a culinary gift, he's into that sort of shit.
<AH YES
>PUDDING
>PERFECT
>But where do find pudding?
>How do not get caught again/?
>hthurw

whgoadskglkaj

>>29483544
The cafeteria. If we run into the guard we'll just tell them we haven't eaten today. Or powerbomb her.

>>29483544
let's get him the gift of a stronker angel, stallions like mares that are tougher and bulkier right? to the gym!

>>29483544
Get pudding, look sad or some bullshit if the guard sees you. Fuck it, just go get the god damn pudding, fucking hell. Just get the fucking pudding.

>>29483544
Wait to be served the pudding.

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>>29483561
>>29483582
>>29483594
>>29483609

>Of course!
>The pudding's probably in the cafeteria!
>Exclamation point!
>You leave your cell and walk around till you find wall arrows to be your spirit guide to the land of pudding
>Glorious, you can smell the great vats of ever cooking pudding from here
>But hark! A vagrant!
>SOme supr hueg horse stands at the entrance of the caf
>you try to wlk around her
>she bitch slaps you backwards
>"nyet"
>you try to fly over
>she kicks you
>"nyet"
>you try to kick her in the pooter
>she stoicly takes it
>"N Y E T"
>FUck you're getting nowhere
>how are you supposed to impress hrosey if you can't even deck some broad and get pudding cups
>you need to swole
>you need to get jacked
>more jackeder than you already are that is
>you high tail it to the gym with the help of your wall arrows.
>there's all kinds off peeps in the gym, all kinds of swolifying appliences and shady faggots.
>there's a boxing ring, a dumbbell set whatever the fuck they're called like i've ever been to a gym, and big long phallic ropes.
which will get you swolest?

>>29483618
FUCKM
I'M GOING TO DIE
GOODNIGHT VFUCKS
TEIM FOR SLEEP

>>29483618
boxing ring, it's no different from a wrestling ring right? and those guys were pushovers.
how did that saying go? "float like a butterfly and sting like kick to the face" ?

>>29483618
Fuck that, take that dumbell and smash that aryan bitch in the skull with it.

>>29483618
Phallic rope

>>29483618
The boxer's too much of a pussy, bench the ring to get swole.

>>29483618
The rope, we need to gain experience with wrestling phallic things.

>>29483618
This is getting more retarded and i like it.

>>29483659
wield phallic rope, beatdown other mares with it.

>>29483377
>>29483430
>>29483618
You may not be the qm we deserve, but you're the one we need right now.

beb

>>29483618
Just think of what those manipulative marelets are doing to poor sweet and innocent Horsey.

>>29485561
He'll be fine. Lesser mares simply can't handle that much spice.

>>29485596
What about Puya, she knows her way around spics

>>29485835
Merely pretending.

>>29485940
yeah she's too much of a poser to actually get spices, I bet she'd cry from a simple inca red drop pepper.

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>>29486652
Get real, that bitch is a threat.

>>29486785
She'll be a real smear on the floor if she don't watch it.

>>29486785
We should track her down. Look at those ears, I bet they'd hear a bell pepper a mile away, she can be our pepper hound.

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>>29482990
oh

beb

>>29487596
bub

When you update, then you will have my permission to die

I have nothing better to do but bump.

Lis come back

>>29490872
or if not lis not lis

Bring our big girl back home

>>29489560
you have to run the next session then

>>29488995
rip

bump for not lis

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>>29483628
>>29483643
>>29483650

>You sweep your eyes around the gym, your vision locking onto all the equipment.
>Swoleness is only a few hundred reps away.
>Then you could finally get that sweet pudding.
>And then get the fuck out of here.
>And yes, the pudding was absolutely necessary for your plan to work.
>But first, there are a million bitches standing in your way.

>You head over to the nearest horse, who stands 10 feet above you with some stupid grin like they want to be friends or something.
>"Hey little mare! Wanna be friends or something?"
"No you shit! I'm here to get swole!"
>You pick up the horse and begin benchpressing them.
>Fuck, they aren't enough for your strong marely muscles.
>You begin stacking dumbells on the horse.
>"W-Wait, we don't even have a spotter! This isn't proper form!"
>But there was no time for proper form! You had to hurry!
>It was like... Three o clock. And they wouldn't let you have pudding if it was too soon before dinner.

>You the put the giant horse down on the weights rack, and head over to the boxing ring.
>Boxing was like wrestling, right?
>All you had to do was knock em out!
>"Hi there! Here to have a friendly match?"
>You spun around 12000 degrees and dropkicked his face.
"Are you fucking sorry!?"

>Well that was a good workout, you feel positively pumped!
>You flex, feeling the power of sick gains flowing through you.
>You might even be able to take out the pudding guardian now.
>What the fuck will you do now?

>>29495407
take out the pudding guardian.
make it a surprise attack just charge out of nowhere

>>29495407
Take a moment to flex in the mirror, then go use our new gainz to defeat the puddi guardian.

>>29495407
We are a pegasus. We can fly. We'll divebomb the shit outta pudding guardian with our sick new gainz.

>>29495407
Take out the pudding guardian. The bitch is russian for some reason, so the trick is to insult her in polish.

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>>29482990
>Mfw I read this and was genuinely convinced it was a joke and there'd be a 'gotcha!' post
>There wasn't and it wasn't

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>>29495431
>>29495450
>>29495487
>>29495490

>You take a moment to flex in the mirror, shooting yourself a grin.
"Hey there Sexy."
>"Fuck off Dyke, I don't swing that way." Your reflection replies.
>Wow. Rude.

>You stride on into the hallway, before remembering the strength of your foe.
>You switch to stealth mode, which involves diving through the ceiling and crawling through the air vents.
>Fuck it's dusty up here.
>You crawl along until you reach the pudding guardian's hallway.
>You'd have to carefully weigh your options.
>Clearly you were going to go full a stealth attack, while screaming in the tongues of enemies.
>You'd drop out of the air duct, suspend yourself in mid-air using sheer force of anger, and use your sick gains to remove her from your path.
>There was no way your plan could fail.

>A minute later, you fell kicking and screaming out of the air vent, before jumping towards the titan horse.
"Nyet this! objąć śmierć!"
>You do a triple spin, before landing a hoof square on her snoot.
>She slides backwards, her eyes wide.
>Then stops, before stepping forwards again, unaffected.
>"NYET."
>The roof above her falls to bits, and a length of air vent falls on her head.
>The colossus falls, defeated at last.

>Out of the woodwork, tens of guards and doctors stream out of nowhere.
>"We've got a booboo! Code black and blue!"
>"I need 50ccs of boop, STAT! Don't you faint on me!"
>The horse is loaded up onto a stretcher and carted away in seconds.

>Leaving you...
>With the pudding.
>You turn and enter the cafeteria at last.
>the pudding awaits.
>Except, because some jackass decided to put it behind reinforced glass and numerous lasers.
>Well shit. What now? How do you deal with this?

>>29495886
life the whole god dam pillar out of the ground and slam the end into the floor to shatter the glass.

>>29495886
Intimidate the laser beams into going around us.

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>>29495896
>>29495918

>You begin walking towards the pudding.
"No way. I didn't come this far to be denied my pudding by some shitty little lasers and some shitty little glass!"
>You leer at the lasers, your stern look bending light itself.
>The lasers fuck right off, avoiding you as you approach the pedestal.
"AND YOU."
>You place your hoof to the glass.
>Then your other hoof.
>Then you pull.

>The ground begins to crack beneath the pedestal.
>You continue lifting, as sparks begins to fly.
>The cement floor of the prison buldges outwards.
>Space itself begins to cry, as your tear matter asunder.

>With an abominable cry, the pedestal snaps loose, and you hold it high over your head.
>And then toss it down, spraying glass and pudding everywhere.
>Wait...
>NO.

>In your rage, you had broken the pudding cup! It was dead!
>Oh the humanity!
>You pick it up, trying to salvage what little pudding was left in the cup.
>It was no good- Everything was sprinkled with little bits of glass.
>You ate glass for breakfast damn it! This ruined the whole flavor of the pudding!

>You drop the cup, sorrow overwhelming you...
>How could you have let this happen.
>You begin to feel tears stream down your face.

>>29496150
Notice tiny papercut from the glass. Be descended upon by guards and nurses to fix your booboo.

>>29496150
deliver an eulogy for the pudding cup.

>>29496150
Tody, we learn a hard lesson on the folly of unrestrained violence. Never again shall we treat the pudding so callously. Lay it to rest in the quiet earth.

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>>29496168
>>29496171
>>29496281

>You sit there, the sorrow leaking from your very being.
>This was an unpunishable injustice.
>Dealt by your own hoof.
>You were supposed to be Angel Wings, bearer of the best damn foals with the cutest and spiciest husbando alive.
>And now you were crying over a pudding cup.
>How had you fallen so far.
>The pain of it all overwhelmed you, prickling your hoof-
>Wait no, that was just a cut from the glass.
>Whatever, you could just tough it out-

>There was a flash of motion, and you found yourself being carried on a stretcher down the halls, away from the tragic pudding cup disaster. Suddenly doctors and guards surrounded you, all trying to comfort you as best they could.
"Wait what? Where the fuck are we going?"
>"It's a code red, we need to disinfect that wound and get a bandaid on you, pronto!"
"What about the pudding? What will happen to it?"
>"It's too far gone, Ma'am. We were too late."
"NOOOOOOO!"

>You were carried through a quick process of disinfectant, bandaid, and lollypop, before being wheeled out back into the main courtyard.
>There were pegasi jumping on clouds, making sure it rained.
>Everyone was gathered around, as a spontaneous funeral procession began.
>Pall bearers brought out a miniature casket that you assumed contained the pudding.

>The warden stood up near the front on a stage, holding a framed picture of the pudding.
>She spotted you and waved you over.
>"Angel... I know you and the pudding were close."
"You know I'm the one responsi-"
>"And I know that you cared the most- Therefore, I want you to say something."
"You know I had only seen it for like, fifteen seconds, right?"
>"That's longer than anyone. Go on, Ms. Wings."
"You know it was just a fucking cup of pudding, RIGHT?"
>She sighed, giving you a push.
>You found yourself standing before the microphone.
>What would you like to say?

Pausing for now you lil shits.
Thanks for playing.

>>29496445
He was a good pudding
A tasty pudding and I know he would be glad to see how many people came out to see him off today.

>>29496171
rip pudding, it died before we could offer it as a sacrifice to our horsebando

>>29496445
Pudding... I'm so sorry. You were taken from us before you even got to fulfill your lifelong dream of serving as a tasty snack for a famished poner.

What if Not Lis actually is Lis and he just doesn't want to admit it?

>>29496445
"goodbye you little shit"

>>29496670
The only thing they have in common is making quests that make me feel happy inside.

>>29496445
This puddin' was the best, most special pudding I could ever ask for.

Well, it would have been, but the taste was spoiled because I already ate glass for breakfast. AND THERE WAS ALREADY GLASS IN THE PUDDING!!!

At this point break down into sobs and wail about desert needing to be unspoiled by a previous meal's taste.

Angle a cutie