>You will never be the Mane Six's lonely single father

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Let it go.
Let it go.

>>29447034
never

>>29447086
Let it go.
Or I'll give yew a war yew won't beleeb

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>>29447309
I can't hold it back anymore!

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>>29447392

>>29446994
>>>/a/

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>>29447413
It was never over to BEANgin with

>>29447464
NOTHING IS OVER
NOTHING
YOU DONT JUST TURN IT OFF

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>>29446994
I would kind of want to interact with them, but I wouldn't want to be "that dad" that tries too hard to be cool and young and it just comes off as weird.

>>29447509
"That Dad" is usually the cool one till they become teenagers or succumb to peer pressure trying to be popular. Just don't try acting young when they are rebellious.

>>29447464
doesn't make sense
failcarlos gtfo

>>29447736
A namefag was writing green about Dad Anon and the girls being his adopted daughters.
His name was Mr Bean

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>>29446994
quality over quantity, bitch

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>>29447755

>>29446994
Talk about hips. That always brings Beans back.

>>29447786
What the fuck's so special about hips to the Beans?

>>29447883
They remind him of getting fucked in the ass

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>>29447786
Hips lets us know they are breed-able!
Even daughters!

>>29447909
kek

Why are Twilight and dash black?

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HIPS?

>>29447786
>>29448004
>>29448022
Looks like hips work

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>>29448022
Holy shit, it worked

>>29448019
to fight racism

>>29448019
Dash is athletic, so its safe to say she's tan.

Don't know about Twi though.

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Oh.

This thread's back.

Guess ya'll want me to finish what I started, huh?
http://pastebin.com/6yzn7tfa

>>29448019
>>29448051
It's because she's Purple.

>>29448066
Twilight is overrated

>>29448066
YES!

>>29448127
I'd say she's underrated

>>29448127
I just hate how so many people have waifus for the sake of waifuing. I feel Twilight is a victim of that a lot.

So yeah, I understand where you're coming from.

>>29448066
fuck yeah

>>29438404
>9:50
>Rainbow Dash is the first one ready.
>Early, in fact.
>All she has to do is say her goodbyes to her pet tortoise and she’ll be ready.
>You still won’t reward her though.
>You’re kidding.
>You’ll give her some praise.
“Good job, Dash. First one ready. Even managed to say goodbye to Tank…”
>“Yeah, um, hey, listen, Fluttershy said you walked in on her…”
“...You told me to.”
>“Yeah, but, um, I may have been a bit wrong, so…”
“...Oh. Oh fuck you.”
>“No no no! Wait, don’t go!”
>You attempt to leave the room, but Dash’s iron grip on your arm is unbreakable.
“I am NOT apologizing for something YOU made me do, potato child.”
>“But she doesn’t wanna perform tonight she’s so embarassed!”
>You halt.
“...She wot.”
>“Exactly!”
“...”
>You rub your temples.
“Dash, get off my arm. I’m gonna have to talk with her…”

PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/6yzn7tfa

>>29448292
>9:53
“Ay, Fluttershy? I know your in there...Um, can you talk to me for a second.”
>...
>No answer.
>You ain’t busting the door open again.
“Fluttershy, get the door.”
>...
“Get. The. Door.”
>...
“Animals.”
>“W-where!?”
>She opens the door immediately, her eyes wide as her smile.
>The smiles falls into fearful frown.
>“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...”
“GAH! OH GODZILLA MY EARS! STOP! PLEASE!”
>“...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…”
>You place your hand over her mouth.
>Her young perky breast rise with each hyper-ventilative breath she takes, resulting in them jiggling.
>You just, er, thought you might want to know that is all.
>Anyways, you begin shushing her.
>You feel like a rapist.
“Sh! Sh! No, no, Shy! It’s okay, calm down!”
>Oh my Godzilla, her heart should explode from so much shock.
>She faints.
>...
>...
>Meh, close enough.
>You plop vegan-shit on the floor.
>Scooby’s eating his scooby snacks, she’ll be safe from him.
>Merrily, you tread downstairs.

>>29448266
Every pseudo-waifufag left her a long time ago when she got wings.

>>29448317
And it shows.

I just wrote a huge long-winded post about why I didn't leave when she got the wings, but in short, I think the wings didn't ruin her as much as the killing of the library. That shit really changed her instead.

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>>29448301
>>29448443

This Dad Anon is strong willed.
Too bad he isn't HIP

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>>29448443
>>29448663
More daughter hips as well.
This is to writefag for BEANING a great writer

>>29448663
>>29449312
Gotta love teens
Thanks anon

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>>29448663
>>29449312
>>29449514
One more before I leave. Enjoy all!
You can find these on Derpibooru.

>>29448301
>10:00
“FIFTEEN MINUTE WARNING GIRLS!”
>“Okay!” they all shout from upstairs.
>Even Fluttershy.
>Probably so traumatized she blocked it out.
>Lol
>Anywho, you, the respectful father that you are, knew that Scooby couldn’t be trusted.
>No, that dog...thing’s damn smart…
>“Rook, Ranon! I’m rumping ra couch!”
>So smart…
>But yeah, someone’s gonna have to watch over the other animals, mainly the ones Fluttershlick keeps out in the back for her own independently run Animal Rehabilitation clinic.
>She pays for it.
>You don’t know how.
>She says she gets donations, but you think she actually sells doujins online.
>You once caught Scooby’s nephew doing that.
>Kicked him outta the house for it, the little weeb shit.
>Point is someone’s gotta look after those animals, and, well, Applejack’s Big Brother said he’d be willing to house sit.
>That’s why his car is pulling up right now.
>With a wave, you step out into the driveway to meet him.
“Hey, how’s it going, Clark?”
>This faggot, lemme tell ya, is the eldest male in the apple family, steps out of his red pickup truck he lovingly named “Mac”.
>He’s a tall man, big shoulders, but an even bigger dork who works for the Daily Planet.
>“Oh, well, gee Anon, it sure is swell to see you,” he says without any country accent. “So, you said something about being a nice scoop here?”
“I lied.”
>“Oh.”
“Yeah, I need ya to house sit for me. My girls (one of whom is your younger sister-- got a gig thanks to moi, and they’re gonna battle some surprise guest band. You, uh, think you can watch my place for a bit?”
>Clark makes a puzzled face, readjusting his dweeby glasses.
>“Oh, well, darn it, I guess I just might be able to. It sure does beat the ol’ apartment, I’m sure!”
“Yeah, it does. Probably smells less like loneliness too.”
>“Pardon?”
“Nothing. Get in the house.”

>>29448663
>>29449312
>>29449543
This gives me pleasure beyond pleasures known to man. Thank you, Anon. You are blessed individual with extremely good taste, even if Rainbow Dash's posing is technically weird.

I mean, who stands like that?

You must learn to tudy the ways of hips. Your taste is defined, but your examination needs improvement. Either way, I'm saving them.

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>>29450071
>Sooperman

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>>29450103
>implying Clark Kent is Soobarmon

Look at this dumbass.

>>29448663
>>29449312
>>29449543
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>29450071
>10:05
“This, Clark, is my family secret.”
>“A lead box?” he asks, voice echoing through the basement aka Twilight’s bedroom.
“No, you dolt. Its what lays inside the box. Its worth more than both of our balls if they were made of gold.”
>Clark straightens his dorky tie.
>“I know I said I’d be willing to house sit for you, but do you really have to show me what’s insi--”
>You open the box, a bright green glow shining throughout the room.
“This, Clark, was some shit I got Twilight to dig up from my backyard when a meteor hit us. I sold a little bit to Jesse Eisenberg. He was weird. Think he wanted to turn it into some type of Jolly Ranchers flavor. So I kept most for myself. Twilight makes sure the low-level radiation doesn’t take it’s effect on...Clark? Clark, stop choking on air like it was your fiancee’s dick and listen to me. This shit is EXPENSIVE. The fuck you think I’m able to afford to have seven adopted kids that I teach at school? You think the board likes that? Fuck no. Fuck all of them. But I got this rock.”
>Clark gasps, clasping his hands around his neck, the look of pain & desperation on his face.
>He must really think it’s cool too.
“I know. Its beautiful. When I adopted Twilight after her parents died in a heated game of hot potato, she used to ask me, her teacher/legal-guardian, to read her bedtime stories by the green glow."
>You sniffle.
“I love my girls, Clark. This rock represent muh kidz.”
>Clark now lies on the floor, pained tears streaming down his face as he cries in silent terror.
“Yeah it was sad. Thanks for looking after the house, man. I’ll leave ya to look at the rock down here more.
“NANNNOOO!”
>He coughs up marinara you think.
>Silly Clark.
“Ha. Alright man. See ya.”
>You walk upstairs & close the basement, allowing him to marvel at your space-rock.
>As pass the foyer with a smile, you call your girls.
“HURRY THE FUCK UP, YA’LL.”
>You love being their not-father.

>>29450233
Holy shit Beans, thats kind of gruesome.

>>29448663
>>29449312
>Fluttershy and Dash
That's all I needed.

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>>29450233
So you bring in Scooby Doo, make Fluttershy a weeb artist who sells doujins, and now inadvertently have Anon kill Superman.

Is this really Beans? Beans doesn't do shit like this.

>>29450346
Don't forget Godzilla. SKREEONK is a key part of this story.

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>>29450510
MY

FUCKING

ZILLER

Someone do something.

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>>29448663
>>29449312
>>29449543

IT'S HIPPENING

Do more

>>29450981
>sexy nervous lip bite
>cute dorky glasses
>majestic teenaged hips
>cute hairstyle
>boobises
It's a miracle I don't waifu SciTwi.

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>>29452484
whoops forgot the image.

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>>29452715
Pretty good.

>>29452484
Well, she's not a pony and has a boyfriend

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>>29447755
>Gets a dub for each of your beautiful daughterus

>>29449543
>>29449312
>>29448663
Where's the rest!?

>>29453532
The artist only did 3 characters sadly.
He has a lot of ponies though. Just look up hips and either the three you see and you can see it for yourself.

>>29450233
>10:15
>The car is packed, the girls are ready, and the house is safe.
>You stand in the driveway, staring at your van.
“Well girls, ya think we did good this morning?”
>“I think so too. We actually got ready on time,” says Sunset.
“Okay, so double check...you all got your phones, undies, backpacks, and other shit?”
>“Yes, Mister Anon,” they all answer.
“Good. Now get in the van.”

>10:20
“I told you, they’re my daughters! I’m not a pedophile!”
>Yeah, some new neighbors thought you were kidnapping them.
>Probably shouldn’t have told them to get into the van.
>Oh well.
>“Listen...just keep away from our kids is all we’re saying.”
“And I’m saying I’m not a pedophile, so I don’t want your stinkin’ kid.”
>“O-okay…”
>You sigh, and hop into your van.
>The girls are already seated.
>“Hey, Mister Anon?”
“Yes, Rarity?”
>“Why is our van so...ugh...60’s?”
“Because it’s the Mystery Machine.”
>“...And that means?”
“Figure out, it’s a fuckin’ mystery.”

Get ready. Time for a road trip so you can get your fucking daughters up state and to perform against a surprise guest starring band.

And no, it's not the hex girls.

>>29454458
Was it that vampire band that tried to get rid of the hex girls?

>>29454715
No. It's not Scooby Doo related.

>>29454808
Not him but, is it Jem and the holograms

>>29455550
I considered JEM, but I got a way better idea.

It's so delightfully stupid. You'll hate me so much for it.

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>>29455701
I'm just gonna leave this here. I don't think I'm right, but either way I'd prefer if you don't tell me.

Oh look a new Beans green.
>It's literally him having a mental breakdown

>>29454458
>it's not the hex girls
Is it the Sex Girls?

>>29456154
How so? I'm just poorly writing a story. Nothing wrong with that.

>>29454458
>10:30
>“ARE WE THERE YET?”
“No.”
>“ARE WE THERE YET?”
“No.”
>“ARE WE THERE YET?”
>“No.”
>“ARE WE THERE YET?”
“Girls, could one of you stop her?”
>“I got it, Mister Anon.”
>Applejack clamps her mouth shut.
“Thank you.”
>“So, uh, do you anything about the surprise band we’re gonna be facing off against?” asks Twilight, twirling her hair nervously.
>She’s still nervous.
“Not a clue. Don’t worry. They’re hip and young. They’ll only be assholes behind the stage.”
>“That doesn’t comfort me,” murmurs Vegan-Child. “You don’t think they’re gonna make us--”
>“Fluttershy, relax,” advises Dash, “all you have to really do is stand in front of hundreds of people and play your tamberina. It’s easier than getting into Fleur De Lis’ pants.”
“The fuck you know about Fleur?” you ask Rainbow Dyke.
>She scoffs.
>“Uh, because she goes to Crystal Prep and Twilight told her about us. Duh. How do YOU know?”
“...I taught at Crystal Prep.”
>The whole car gasps.
>“Surely you joking, Mister Anon,” says Rarity. “Aren’t you?”
“Nah, it was way back. Was a 24 year dude, fresh outta school. Heard about some nice private school, taught at Crystal for two years, then left.”
>“Why’d you leave?” asks Twilight, to which you respond with a smile.
“Because I pooped everywhere.”

>>29456499
>10:31
>“You...pooped...everywhere?” asks a disturbed Sunset.
“Yes. I pooped everywhere. I pooped in a student’s seat, I pooped in a student’s car, I pooped in the bathroom…”
>“What’s wrong with pooping in the bathroom?” asks Pinkie.
>You grin.
“It was the ladies’ room.”
>“MY WORD!” cries Rarity.
>You cackle behind the wheel.
“Kidding! Kidding...I only pooped in the Dean’s mug.”
>A frown makes itself known upon your face.
“She stared at me the whole time as she drank it…”

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>>29456539
>mfw reading all this green

>>29456539
>>29456539
The coffee was Shit!

>>29457875
Was hoping someone would catch that.

>>29457905
What anon gets for having too many beans in his diet.

Bumperino

>>29457999
Trips getting ignored!? Nein!

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How you you guys think your daughterus would react to you telling them you think you're ready to start dating again?

>>29459626
I'd like to think they either go full jealousy or try to help you during the dates in secret but fuck up at every opportune moment.

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>>29456539
This story's bullshit is what makes it refreshing, funny and light-hearted. I needed this.

>>29459627

>>29446994
Why would I want to be the father of 6 total weirdos?

>>29460287
tiny horse

>>29456539
>10:50
>“Hey, Mister Anon?” asks Rainbow Dash.
“Yes, child?”
>“There’s something thumping back here and we don’t know what it is.”
“...Where back there?”
>“It’s, like, in a box. It’s thumping.”
“...Open it.”
>The seven girls give you an unsure look.
>“What if it’s a raccoon? Couldn’t we have an accident if the darn thing gets loose?” questions Jack d'Apple.
“Open it. It’ll be funny.”
>Fluttershy, puts a hand up reassuringly.
>“It’s okay girl, if it’s an animal, I’ll make sure he’s all nice and calm…”
>Slowly, she lifts the box as the girls cringe in fear, fretting what lies beneath the cardboard prison, and what it plots.
>Lol
>It’s Scooby and Spike.
>The girls breath a collective sigh of relief.
>“Hey Twilight, how's it going?”
>“Spike!” cries Twilight happily who hugs her mutt lovingly.
>Scooby, on the other hand, begins scurrying up to the passenger seat, doing that weird laugh he does.
>“Rhello Ranon.”
“Hi Scooby,” you drone. “I thought we left you behind at the house. The fuck you get out.”
>“Rark Kent ras sleeping ry the green rock.”
“Oh for fuck’s sake.”
>“Ree hee hee hee hee!”
“...You’re so damn lucky we’ve been through shit together, old buddy, old pal, because I should throw you outta this fucking van.”
>“Ri know, rut you rouldn’t roo rhat to me.”
“...You’re right. I wouldn’t. You can stay in the car with us...but NO FUCKING MYSTERIES, okay?”
>“Ruh huh!” he says with a salute.
>Meanwhile, Sunset gives you a perplexed look.
“What is it, Spunslet Dimmer.”
>“Oh, nothing, just... I get that Spike talks because of Twilight, but, uh, how did Scooby learn to?”
>You look down at your steering wheel from a brief moment before returning your gaze back to the road.
“It’s a long story. I think.”

>>29459626
They might be willing to help refresh your memory on dating. The before, during and the afters.
Your daughters are willing to put on make up, dress beautifully and willing to lewd you so you are ready to date once more!

>>29461030
But they'll never know that you already have all you need - a family of hot, adopted daughterus with fantastic figures and a spunky attitude that will surely lead to a trip down to the Courtroom.

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>>29461027
SCOOB'S BACK! ZOINKIES!

Where the hell is this green going

>>29461027
>11:05
>“So yeah, that’s why I believe that dogs are truly capable of understanding human speech to an extent underestimated by most common scientist.”
>“Jesus, Twilight, we got it. You like your dog,” says Applejack. “I like Winona too, but I can stand her living at the farm while I’m here.”
>Spike cringes at the mention of Winona.
>“Winona? She...she’s scary.”
>At that, Applejack chuckles.
>“Pardon? Winona ain’t nothin’ to be afraid of, sugar. She’s just a bit hyper is all.”
>”Rirohra?” says Scoob with a tilt of his. “She’s reird rin red.”
>Spike nods in agreement, shaking like an abuse victim.
>You elbow Scoob in the chest, and he realizes his mistake.
“That’s Aj’s dog, remember?” you whisper to him. “Don’t tell her you fucked her bitch.”
>“Roh! Rorry...Ri rorgot.”
>“Wait, she’s what in red?” asks a confused Applejack.
“Uh, he said she’d look good in red, didn’t ya Scooby?”
>“Ruh...rah! Rah, rI rid.”
>Applejack looks at the rest of the girls.
“The heck ya’ll understand that there son of a gun when he’s got sucha strong accent?”
>They all look at each other nervously.
>“Uh, practice?” says Sunset carefully.
>This answer pleases the Jack of all Apples.
>“Huh. Okay then I guess.”

>>29462830
Pastebin's been updated ya'll.

http://pastebin.com/6yzn7tfa

>>29446994

>>29462830
>11:25
>Scooby’s sleeping.
>So is Fluttershootsanimalsforfun.
>The kids are in the back watching a movie on their laptop.
>You told them they didn’t have to keep the volume down or wear headphones, because you like kids to have more freedom than that.
>“Mister Anon? I beg your pardon for asking this but, er, why are we only allowed to watch one Godzilla film before any others again?” asks Rarity.
>...
>Did she?
>She fucking did.
>...
>You punch Scooby awake.
>“Ruh?”
“Take the wheel.”
>“Roh. Rokay.”
>You swivel yourself to the back of the car as Scooby steers, your face inches from Rarity as the screen flashes the beautiful work of art known as “Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla”.
“...Is there something wrong?” you say all too quietly, a kind smile on your face.
>Rarity turns white...er.
>“What? No, I was just merely, ah, wondering is all...”
“Rarity...do you like Godzilla?”
>“...Not really…”
“...Stop the car.”
>“Rut ri’m riving!”
“STOP...the car.”
>Scooby glances nervously at his passengers, then the busy highway.
>With fear in his canine heart outweighed by loyalty to being man’s best friend, the mutt swirves the mystery machine into the side of the road, carefully evading several cars as the girls scream.
>You, all the while, stay right where you are, glaring at Rarity.
>The car stops with a jolt.
>Everyone pants.
>You glare.
“So you don’t like Godzilla?”
>She winces, chest heaving with anxious breaths.
>“I-I...No I dooohoooon’t!” she bawls sadly, leaning into your shoulder.
>You shush her quietly, stroking her incredible hair.
>It smells nice, in a non creepy way.
“Sh...It’s okay, honey. It’s okay. We don’t all have to love Godzilla in this household.”
>“I’m soooorry muh-muh-mister Anon! I’m sooooorry!”
“There, there…”
>Scooby looks at the camera, eyes on you, the reader.
>“Rut the ruck?”

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>>29465203
>Scooby looks at the camera, eyes on you, the reader.
>“Rut the ruck?”

This is a special type of incredible.

>>29446994

Don't worry mate, at least you can still be single and lonely. And good thing too, because if the "diversity" in your pic makes you feel anything other than resentment then you shouldn't breed.
Have a nice day!

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>>29446994
I had some interest in this until the scooby autism

>>29465771
What if he's a fat neckbeard? Then what?

>>29465563
It's only gonna get worst. There are no rules for this green. It's like an experiment that's gotten out of control.

I can easily take Scooby out. Have him hitchhike back home. Whatever the readers want for this one.

>>29465771
That's adorable.

>>29465845
then you suckle the fat and lick the beard

>>29465845
>>29466046
>ITT: newfags who don't remember Beans' face reveal

>>29453241
Please tell me this has a green

>>29466478
No, unfortunately. Were you hoping for a green where Principal/Vice Principal Anon is their adoptive/blood-related single father or is just their father figure in general? It can go either-or.

>Be Anon
>Be surrounded by 7 high school seniors who you're lucky enough to call your daughters
>Man how the fuck did end up with 7 daughters from 7 different mothers
>Condoms are over rated that's how
>Well apparently they aren't because now you're on your own with your girls
>It's a good thing you get payed like a king for being a lawyer or else there'd be now way you could pay for all of them.
>College will be hard, it's a good thing that a lot of them will be going on scholarships
>Twi and Dash even have full rides
>Whatever happens you're happy to have them
>Most of the girls had fallen asleep on the couch or the floor as the late night movie rolled on to completion
>As the credits roll you get up and relieve yourself in the restroom before returning
>You see AJ and Sunset rousing a few of the others and sending them off to their rooms
>Pinkie won't budge it seems
>As the rest of the girls find their rooms you wrap your arms around Pinkie and hoist her up
>Carrying her to her room you set her down and cover her in blankets
>Saying goodnight to everyone else you return to the living room and begin cleaning the mess that had been made
>It takes you a good half hour and it's close to midnight by the time you're finished and are able to head off to bed
>It had been a long week and this was as good an end to Friday evening as you could have hoped
>You shuck your clothing until you're in the nude and lay down in bed
>The only thing left to top off the night was a good j.o. session
>You grab your manhood in your hands as images of female lawyers and secretaries in tight outfits fill your mind
>It sucks that you hadn't been able to get laid aside from the ocassional one night stand ever since the girls had been born
>You clear your mind and continue to stroke to the thought of a colleague with a particularly juicy ass as you begin to approach completion
>Your breath quickens as does your pace and before you know it you're right on the edge

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>>29465903
let this madness flow unhinged

>>29466910
>You're about to finish when you hear the door creak open sending you into a panic
>You quickly scramble underneath the covers and face the door as Pinkie walks in
>"Daddy?"
>You take a breath to steady yourself
"Yes Pinkie?"
>"It's cold in my room and all the other girls are asleep already. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
>Fuck
>Every so often one of the girls would get scared or cold or lonely and join you in your bed for the night
>It wasn't a super common occurence but they did it often enough to feel obliged to do it on a whim
>Before you can protest Pinkie is already at the edge of the bed and lifting the covers up
>It's dark so she doesn't see your current state before she slides in next to you
"Alright Pinkie but just try to stay on your side of the bed ok?"
>A small whimper makes itself heard as she protests
>"But how am I supposed to get warm if we don't cuddle up
>At this point your boner has subsided but you're still naked and are afraid of her feeling you if you sidle up to her
"Hold on honey, I'm not even dressed."
>You hear a small "eep" at the realization
>"I'm sorry, I didn't know."
"It's ok, just let me get dressed real quick. Close your eyes."
>She replies in the affirmative and you quickly get up and throw on a pair of boxers and a T-shirt before getting back in bed
>Once you do you feel as she backs up into you shivering seeking warmth
>She must not have been lying when she said she was cold
>With her head resting on your arm and your other around her waist you begin to drift off to sleep even as the slight ache in your balls protests and seeks attention

***
>In your dreams you see that same coworker and her seductive curvy ass pushed out at you
>You reach out and take a handful before squeezing and kneading her backside
>She backs up and begins to rub herself against your crotch which quickly grows to stand at attention
>Humping into her you grab at her breasts and moan out into her ear
>You feel a shaking

>>29467072
>The woman in front of you dissolves as you feel yourself begin to fall
>Down, down, down you go into the abyss...

***

>You wake up to a bit of sound and movement
>As you come to your senses you hear Pinkie talking
>"Daddy? You were, um, you were poking me."
>What?
>At that point you become very aware of the swollen thickness of your dick sticking out of the flap in your boxers
>"Oh! Oh my god! I'm so sorry sweetie!"
>You back away to the far end of the bed as panic over takes your mind
>You just stabbed your daughter with your dick
>Hell awaiteth thee
>Breathing very heavily you sit immobile
>Pinkie is the first to talk
>"Dad, it's ok, I know it's normal for guys to have that happen sometimes."
>You sit for a moment more
"Are you sure you're ok. I'm sorry, I didn't mean for that to happen."
>You see the silhouette of her head nod and your heart begins to calm
"Ok, I think it might be a good idea for you to sleep in your own bed for the rest of the night..."
>A whimper similar to the previous one comes forth
>"But dad it's so cold. Please let me stay..."
>You're caught with indecision as her words tug at your heart
>Fuckin' damn it
"A-alright. we should sleep back to back though."
>You flip over and scoot backwards but instead of her own back Pinkie's chest squishes itself against your back
>Well, it isn't back to back but it's not your dick pressed against her butt so it isn't so bad
>The felling of her soft pillow-y breasts against you does elicit a twinge from your nether region
>You sit at half mast unable to go down but sleep is still hanging heavily on your eyelids and you begin to drift into a daze
>You don't know how long you're in such a state but you're abruptly snapped out of it but a small, soft, hand brushes against your meat
>Your heart kicks into over drive as the fingers wrap around your member and begin to stroke
"P-pinkie! What are you doing!?"
>The hand doesn't stop however as Pinkie's voice creeps into your ear

>>29467186
>"It's ok daddy. I know you don't get to do this very often. I just want to help, and when you were...poking me, it was making me really hot."
>You begin to protest again and try to sit up but quick as a flash Pinkie is laying her body on top of yours holding you down
>By this time your cock is at full mast and her delicate hand is rubbing its length up and down stroking the flesh of your shaft
>*Oh god, what's is even happening, I'm going to jail. I'm going to hell...*
>Your mind protests while your tired body rejoices at the touch
>"Roll onto your back daddy. Let me help you relax."
>She lifts off of you just enough for you to roll over
"Pinkie you have to stop, this isn't right. Please just-jus... unggh. Fuck..."
>Her hand begins gyrating up and down in a slight twisting motion as she now has you sticking through the hole in your undewear
>The sensation makes you let out a groan but you revert back to panic a second later
"No! Stop, listen, we can't do this ok? Please let's just go to sleep and forget this ever happened ok?"
>Pinkie, now having slid down to have her face just beneath your dick under the covers stares up at you with nebulous eyes as her hand stops its ministrations
>She seems to have stopped but she hasn't said anything
>She looks from you to your meat in her hand and back again
>When her eyes pierce into yours you can't help the twitch that runs through your shaft and up her hand
>You stare at her as a smile forms on her mouth which quickly opens and plunges down onto your head
"Oh god, nngggh. P-pinkie, fffuck."
>You throw your head back as her mouth suckles and plays with your cock
>Looking back up you put a hand on her arm which is resting on your thigh and try to move it weakly
>You don't get it very far until she takes over and redirects your palm to the top of her head to guide her as she bobs up and down
>It's at that point that you completely give in and let the warm, wet, sensation of her mouth pull you into a haze

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>>29467319
>"It's ok daddy. I know you don't get to do this very often. I just want to help, and when you were...poking me, it was making me really hot."

Dialogue at it's finest.

>>29467186
MOAR! My heart 'n boner need MOAR

>>29467319
>You feel her tongue flicking across the underside of you head and wrapping around you as best it can while she sinks down onto your dick
>You let of stifled moans so as to not wake the others while pinkie brings you closer and closer to the edge
>You feel yourself quickly approaching the end after the previous unfinished session from earlier in the night
>Your moans get louder and your grip on her curly hair tightens as you feel your balls beginning to tighten
>You look down at her mouth surrounding your shaft and groan out
"Pinkie, nggghhh oh god, I'm gonna..."
>Pinkie looks up right into your eyes at your words and gives a quick wink before closing her eyes and sinking down the entire length of your shaft
>You hold her head as you buck upwards while a river of seed floods in hot ropes down her throat and into her belly
>You twitch and spasm for a few moments while her throat massages the rest of the cum out of your balls
>Once you finally finish she pulls back her head to take in a deep breath of air after a small fit of coughing
>You lay back panting as if you had just run a race and put your hand over your eyes while pinkie sucks the last drops of cum off of the tip of your dick
>When she's finished she crawls up your length and plants a soft kiss on your cheek
>Leaning in she whispers to you
>"I hope you enjoyed that daddy. Now relax and get some rest ok? The heater in my room is probably warmed up by now."
>She winks once again and hops out from under the covers and across the room exiting through the door
>You lean back in your bed stunned and disbelieving of what just transpired
>Before you can freak out however exhaustion overtakes you and you fall back into the world of dreams

>>29467436
Might do more with pinkie slowly getting all of the other girls in on it one by one

>>29467344
I can't tell if you're serious or not.

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>>29467456
Neither. I'm being sarcastic.

>>29467631
Good for you cockbag

>>29467446
plz do

>>29459633
You've got a whole little horde of them, you could have a few in each camp working at cross purposes.

Going bump in the night

>>29467446
Yes pls

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Bumpin

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>>29469487
You're a hero for posting this, Anon

>>29467436
Not bad

>>29465203
>11:35
>You let them stop watching Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla after that family bonding moment.
>You kind of regret it though.
>Not really, you love your girls.
>Sometimes, people just have shittier taste, and we have to deal with it as humans.
>Anyways, yeah, they’re watching the original Spider-Man Trilogy.
>Because you still want them to have good taste but at least they all enjoy it, you know?
>Hell, you’re enjoying it too.
>Like, fuck, you’re not even driving anymore, Scooby is for Godzilla’s sake as you sit your ass down in the back with your adopted high school students turned children.
>You stare at the scene playing before you in the film.
>Peter Parker’s in the wrestling ring as “The Human Spider” and he’s on the cage, stuck to it like a fly on the wall, staring down at BOOOOOOONESAAAAWW.
>“That’s a cute outfit, you’re husband make it for you, ya little cock sucking faggot?” taunts Peter Parker in the film.
>You sigh.
“Man, how did Raimi get away with it…”
>“It was a different time,” says Twilight. “I remember loving it as a little girl in theaters, though. My big brother took me to see it.”
>“I only saw it because I thought he had a cool looking butt,” stated Rainbow Dash.
“I saw it because I was in a street downtown in Connecticut being chased by members of the Russian Mafia, and I ran and hid in the theater.”
>You smile triumphantly.
“They loved the movie as much as I did. Great guys, they were.”
>“Hold up, the Russian mafia?” asks Rainbow Dash. “As in, like, the mob?”
“Yeah, there any other type of Russian maffia? No there ain’t, because there’s only one Russia.”
>“Mister Anon, I don’t think that’s how that works,” says Spike.
“That’s what they want you to think.”
>You ponder back to the time Adrik Ivanov got you a birthday present.
>It was a horse’s head.
>He found this really good taxidermist for it.

>>29470000
>Quads
Kek wasted his magic upon me.

>>29467446
yes my child

>>29446994

>>29470009
He definitely did, anondad should have made them watch Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla.
Still, i love the original Spiderman movies, so i'll forgive you.

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>>29470000
>11:56
>The Mystery Machine pulled into the parking space with many glances aimed towards the driver, Scooby.
>Flipping off the ignition, the van dies down, and Scooby Doo turns around with a smile.
>“Rohkay! Rho’s rungry?” he asks the girls.
>They all raise their hands with optimism in their young eyes.
>He looks at you in the passenger seat instead.
>“Rell?”
>“You kids and you dogs with your foods and eating...I mean, c’mon, how the hell ya’ll eat so much? I mean, I get it with the idea that teenagers gotta eat, but Dash, AJ...I make you guys the largest breakfast in the goddamn world every single morning, and yet you still hunger?”
>“Well, I mean, yeah. It /is/ lunchtime,” answers Rainbow.
“Oh. Shit. Nevermind me then. Uh, where we parked at Scoob?”
>“Ra rexit.”
“A dyslexic?” you parrot back uncertainly.
>Scooby shakes his head no.
>“Ro, ra rexit!”
>“You’re gonna wreck it?” asks Sunset.
>“RA. REXIT.”
>“The Nexus?” says Twilight.
>Eventually, Spike facepaws with an audible groan.
>“Ugh! Guys, he said THE EXIT! Sheesh!”
>“Oooooh!” goes the whole van.
>You apologize to your doggo.
“Sorry old buddy, old pal,” you say, patting him on the head. “You know we didn’t mean to annoy ya.”
>“Ri no.
“Rhino? Where?”
>He glares at you.
“...Uh, just kidding. I know what ya said...heh heh.”
>You unbuckle your seatbelt.
“Alright gang, now let’s get some tendies for Dash.”
>“AW YEAH! SUH-WEET!”
>As you step out of the car, however, you look at the establishment your dog has parked at.
>A restaurant, like any other despite it’s name…
>It’s name, you wish to know?
“...Ra...Rexit…”
>You bang your head against the car for a solid minute.

Captcha: Call RINO

Anybody still here?

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>>29472475

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>>29472475
Staying quiet for story time

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Please don't make mistakes. He may think less of you.

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>>29472475

>>29472475
No speak during story time

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>>29472439
>Dash and AJ have huge breakfasts everyday
>Ponk is the one who canonically eats like Kirby after discovering edibles
This puzzled me back at the beginning of the story, but I think I'm starting to understand, and it's actually opened my eyes quite a bit. What I'm gathering is that Pinkie's food intake is based solely on her mood. She's never truly hungry in the way that most mortals understand it; sometimes she eats more, sometimes she eats less. She could easily finish off everyone's breakfasts herself if she wanted, but the idea of a smiley-face pancake first thing after waking up is more appealing to her. This may not seem like a very important revelation, but this could very well be the nexus which ties all of her quirks and powers together. She isn't bound by the same restrictions as other people, but chooses to roughly abide by them for the sake of companionship. She's been bestowed with the ability to bend the laws of the universe, which some may see as the truest form of immortality, but chooses to bend the rules only for the amusement of her and whoever happens to be watching. Sometimes she takes just enough, and sometimes she takes much more.

That or she has a small breakfast to save room for lunch, I guess we'll have to see.
>>29472633
>>29472835
Same bro.

>>29472439

>11:59
>You walk into…
>Ugh…
>You walk into “Ra Rexit,” a nice resturaunt/gas station that actually has people that aren’t holding knives.
>You remember last time you stopped at a gas station with one of your daughters…
>The fucker had it coming to him.
>BUT ANYWAYS.
>Yeah, Ra Rexit’s pretty chill.
>It’s set up like an old malt shop, or some sorta diner.
>You love that old fashion feel.
>A waitress comes up to you.
>To your surprise, she has teeth.
>And is attractive.
>This is unheard of.
>“Hello there, ya’ll. Take a seat now, anywhere ya want. I’ll be right wid ya, menus and all.”
“Oh. Thanks.”
>She was actually really hot.
>Pale and freckled with smooth, pasty skin and glistening blue eyes.
>Her smile was oddly tight in the way it stretched, but the cute crinkle in her bitty nose made it only cuter.
>Oh, and she got neat tiddies.

>>29472907
If you remember the beginning though, you'll notice how she literally inhales her food. Literally. None wished to stop her, because they fear her. So I kinda tried, but I wanted to show more differences between the girls.

Then I gave up and we came to where we are now.

But I will say this...Grant. Morrison. You'll see.

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>>29472981
I remember, I was mainly calling on my initial reaction to Dash and AJ's breakfasts compared to hers. Also, she could've still inhaled something as big as Dash's breakfast, though I get that you did it for the sake of variety.

That being said, I'm on the edge of my seat here.

>>29472954
> Oh, and she got neat tiddies
Beans my sides can only take so much abuse

page 10 needs to go and stay go

This is a true work of literature.

>>29471612
Godzilla vs Hedora
The Smog Monster represents their Shit Taste

>being a father to the main six
>not making dad jokes
Its like you guys arent even trying

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>>29469487
HOLY SHIT

>>29475782
I was going to make them watch that instead.

It's one of my favorites for the sheer "what" factor alone.

Have busy man things to do.Be back at 3-5 p.m. maybe. If ya'll wanna make suggestions, go ahead.


And happy valentine's day. I hope you guys have someone close to you, lover or not, that you can hug and shit. It's good to have at least one friend.

Page 10 bump

>>29467631
>Neither.
>>Serious or not.
You are aware if you're not being serious you're being sarcastic right?

Anyone still interested in content for this thread, or is it dead?

>>29477805
just give content if you have any well enjoy it

>>29453241
This makes me very hard.

>>29477805
I'm extremely interested.
Beans has gone nuts. And we're all on that ride.

But we could use more lewd.

>>29477805
I just want Beans to finish his green and let it all end.

Beans bump

>>29472954
>12:00 p.m.
>Your little group seats themselves at two booths.
>Your girls wanted to sit with you, but not all of them could fit.
>So, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershemurdersyoungseals sit at your booth, while Twilight, Rainbow Douche, Sunchip Slimmer sit with Spike and Scooby.
>Now, as is common of most eateries, dogs are not allowed inside.
>It’s like guns, you guess.
>Luckily, the Mystery Machine always comes prepared with instant disguises stored in it.
>Scooby sits in the guise of your totally average, afroed disco-master, wearing some cool shades, a swaggy gold necklace, and a totally non-conspicuous disco suit with a collar that could kill a child.
>Spike, meanwhile, wears a t-shirt.
>It seems to work well enough.
>You grab your menu, looking it over.
>Sunset sits adjacent to you right across the table, sharing her side of the booth with the likes of Rarity and Pinkie Pie.
>Fluttershitsonroadkill, however, is next to you, quietly hiding in her menu, trembling like a leaf.
>You nod with a proud smile.
“Welp, let’s order some lunch, girls.”

>>29479124
>>29479173
>Bella Donna
>Beautiful Woman
You ain't slick, beans.
>Literally the costume from Scooby Doo 2
Best story

>>29479173
>12:05
>The waitress arrives with an endearing freckled smile, and the girls look up from their menus.
>“Hi there, my name is Bella-Donna, I’ll be your server for today. Anything I can get you all to drink?” she asks, grabbing a tiny notebook from her white apron with a light purple marker.
>She’s a cutie.
>Young--must go to a college nearby.
>Wouldn’t surprise ya.
>Pinkie Pie raises her hand immediately, eager to place her order.
>“Oh! Oh! Uh, I’ll have chocolate milk!”
>“Okay,” says Bella-Donna, scribing the desired beverage down with purple ink. “And you?” she asks Rarity.
>“Hm...Might perhaps you have anything such as, say, sparkling water?”
>“We got Mountain Dew.”
>Rarity pouts.
>“Oh.”
>“Just want some plain ol’ water instead?”
>“Yes, thank you.”
>“Alright...and you?” she asks Sunset.
>“Um, just a coke, please.”
>“So, chocolate milk, water, and coke,” she says, reading her list. “Alright then, you two?” she asks you and Flutterbutter.
“Coffee. Black, two sugars.”
>“Black, two sugars...okay. You, miss?”
>Fluttershy quivers like an animal in shock.
>Her teal eyes hide behind a cloudy of pink hair, her hands trembling to such an extent that the menu in her hands shakes.
>“T-tea...Green tea...if you, um, don’t mind...”

I was originally gonna name the waitress Mary Jane.

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>>29479268
keep it coming

>>29479268
12:06
>“Green tea. Got it. I’ll be right back with you,” and Bella-Donna heads back to the kitchen, tearing the paper out of her notebook as she enters the domain of the cook.
>Rarity begins immediately talking about how ridiculous it is that they have no sparkling water, Sunset and Pinkie listening.
>If the panties Scooby ate earlier were any indication, Rarity’s on her period.
>Best not to talk lest you want to face her fabulous wrath.
>You look down at the menu.
>Classic Diner-style food and all.
>Shakes, Malts, boigahs, taters, and more galore.
>Oh, what’s this?
>Morning Glory Burger?
>Superb Chocolate Shake?
>Why don’t mind if you do!
>Well, that was easy.
>Guess you just have to…
>“Um, M-mister Anon?” asks Flutterfry, tugging gently on the sleeve of your shirt.
>Her large teal eyes stare up at you, pupils wide that helps carry a look of pitiful weakness on her face.
>Oh boy.
“Yes, Fluttershy?”
>“I-I can’t choose...”
>UGGGH.
“Well hon, what’re you in the mood for? You want something big, something hearty, maybe just a smidge of something instead…?”
>“Um...yes.”
“...”
>Well this is fun.
“Okay then, let’s try it like this: Do you want a veggie burger.”
>“No.”
“Salad?”
>“Not really…”
“Fuck.”
>“Do...you know anything with Beans in it?”
“...with what in it?”
>“...Beans?”
“...”
>You feel confused for some reason, but continue nonetheless like a faggot.

>12:07
“Well, here,” you say, and show her your menu, finger pointing to a dish she may like. “This sound good? Vegetarian Chili? It has Beans in it and...um, Fluttershy?”
>“Y-yes, Mister Anon?”
>You bring your head closer to her ear, whispering.
“Is that your hand under the table?”
>She blushes with an odd smile.
>“What hand?”
>She quickly withdraws her hand away from your inner thigh from under the table.
>None are any wiser.
>...
>You should scold her.
>You feel like a bad man.

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>>29481378
>mfw the story ends with Fluttershy eating the thread

>>29481514
No, I already have an ending in mind. We're just on the journey.

>>29478017
>Beans has lost his mind
No. I'm just seeing how bizarre I can get in my storytelling without any thought put into it other than the ending.

This whole green is just me writing from point A to B. It's a neat little exercise.

>>29477805
I'm very fucking interested.

>>29481378
dat little bit of lude got my engine goin.

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How do you all feel about Godzilla?

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>>29483067
You wouldn't.....

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>>29483073
Wouldn't I?

>>29483246
ok is that from an actual godzilla movie? Cause i dont remember ever having seen godzilla on drugs in my life

>>29483301
>not seeing Shin Godzilla yet
There are no words that can describe the sympathy I hold for you, poor child.

It's a cinematic masterpiece, and takes such weird ideas that somehow makes them work. It's beautiful.

>>29483329
i see what you mean, im 5 minutes into the movie and im wondering why godzilla is wiggling his tail out of the water and how weird of a pose he must have taken to do so

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>>29484631
Boop

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>>29485575
Bump

My friend tried to kill me today and just ruined his own life.

Just gonna dump everything I wrote earlier and maybe write some more later, but I don't know. I'm shooken up, still.

>>29481378
>12:10
>“Alright, green tea for you...coffee, black with two sugars...coke, water, and Chocolate milk.”
>“Yay!” squeals Pinkie with childish delight, holding her drink with both hands.
>“So are you all ready to order your meal or do you need another minute.”
>“Um, a-another minute, please,” whispers Fluttershy politely.
>Bella-Donna nods, and leaves with a smile.
>You can’t help but admire her legs from afar.
>You also can’t help but notice Fluttershy’s continuing to snake her hand over your lap, hidden under the faux wood of the table.
>The trio of Rarity, Sunset, and Pinkie are none the wiser, discussing away over the simple things in their eventful lives.
>The prospect that your student-turned-daughter has such hidden defiance, such hidden audacity to attempt a feat as lewd as this, sends chills up your back.
>You stare at Fluttershy, her polite smile gleaming with an untrue innocence that deceives her timid nature--or rather makes up for it.
>Where did this come from?
>The Flutershillsoffbysellinganimalfur you knew this morning was horrified the moment you walked in on her drying off with her towel, and it took what you thought would be a father-daughter confrontation to mend such a wound, yet when approached, she fainted!
>You hoped she forgot of the incidence thereafter, but could it be that she still remembers?
>Quietly, you sneak your own hand down to your lap, hoping to remove her’s off of you lest she advances.

>>29486554
>12:11
>As you feel upon the tiny, fragile rest that is her’s, you slowly lift it up from your thigh, and place it back to her own space, free from you.
>However, despite the loss of physical contact, it seems that contact of any sort was what she had truly desired.
>You can tell staring at her even larger eyes, her pupils expanded like gigantic black moons.
>She hardly blinks, but makes sure to bash her feminine lashes when she does.
>For Godzilla’s sake, the hell did this behaviour come from?
>You hope it wasn’t from one of those dang Hawaiian Pineapple-Trading Books.
>You try to eschew the moment’s tension with a segway regarding the meals.
“So you decided yet, Fluttershy?”
>She giggles playfully.
>“I’ll have anything with Beans,” she says.
“Vegetarian Chili it is,” you say with a loose smile.
>Then, thank Godzilla, you’re distracted by Pinkie.
>“Can I have the super-wurst, Mister Anon? I promise I’ll eat it all! Really!”
>You have no doubt she will, it’s only a matter of price.
“Uh, how much is it?”
>She stares at the menu again for a tick, then shoots back up.
>“Seven ninety-nine!” she answers with the same eager tone in her voice
>Meh, the Vegetarian Chili for Futchershy is more expensive at twelve and a half bucks, so why the hell not?
“Sure. Knock yourself out, Pinkie.”
>“Thank you Mister Anon!” she sings.
>Rarity’s menu is already folded, signalling she’s chosen her meal.
“Rarity, hun? Know what you’re getting?”
>“Salad.”
“Of course,” you mutter under your breath. “How ‘bout you, Sunny-bunny?”
>She shrugs, casually looking at the menu before her.
>“I dunno. I want a shake. Think I’ll go with a burger.”
“That gonna hold you over for a while?”
>She nods.
“Okay then. Guess we’re…”
>You clear your throat, as you briefly move Fluttershy’s hand off of your groin.
“...set!”
>They don’t notice the action.
>You thank Godzilla for his guidance.

>>29486529
You alright there writefriend

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>>29486529
wtf beans

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>>29486529
Holy shit man.

>>29486529
Thanks for the green but are you alright Beans?

>>29486529
Dude. You gotta tell us what happened, how and why. Please?

>>29487867
No details though. Something like that will be in the paper or something, and someone would use it to figure out who you are.

All it takes is one asshole to ruin everything.

>>29486564
>12:13
>You farted, but they just thought it was the sound of the booth as you shifted in your seat.

>12:14
>Okay, some smelled it, but they think it was Pinkie.
>You are safe.

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>>29486529
LOL

>>29466478
There was a green like... 1 year ago, it was beautifull, but then writefag died and ye, you know how that shit goes

>>29488746
kek

>>29488746
Wow, even with the shit going on, you gave us a little update, thank u.

I'm sorry I didn't give you guys much. I know it sucks, but I'll make it up to you all tomorrow.

I updated the pastebin if that's any consolation.

http://pastebin.com/6yzn7tfa

>>29446994
Why would I want to be thair father when I want to screwn them?

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>>29490675
So they call you Daddy and also mean it.

In actuality though, Anons probably like it because of an unconscious desire for dominance, control, and power. At least that's what my Freudian take on it, is.

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>>29490784
I just want to prpject myself on to an anon that has a loving family.

Something that I will prbably never achieve due to my own negligence and laziness.

>>29491975
Project* even fml

>>29490784
Freud was a hack. If I ever managed to be in the position to fuck my daughters, it would be to ensure that their first time was with somebody who loves them, not because of some stupid dominance game.

'course, it's never going to happen, so the point is gookmoot.

>>29488746
>12:16
>“...And one super-wurst. Okay then, it won’t be too long.”
>With that, Bella-Donna smiles, and turns away, leaving your table behind.
>Pinkie is excited.
>She didn’t each enough this morning, but said she was full because she didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
>Nice girl she is, if not a bit overly enthusiastic on the ways of life and what joys it may bring.
>She has yet to know the truth of Godzilla though, but it’ll come.
>It’ll come…
>You sip your coffee blissfully.
“So, you girls excited for tonight?” you ask, starting conversation.
>Sunset puts her glass down after taking a drink.
>“Yeah, I’m pretty pumped to do a gig other than at some restaurant at night.”
>Rarity nods in agreement.
>“Oh, yes. This is much more preferable than that one night at Lampshade’s Hanger. Strange bar that place was, don’t you think?”
“Eh. The owner’s a friend of mine.”
>“Who? Mister Lampshade?” she asks.
“Yep. He’s an old pilot. Nice man, but weird as hell. Anyway, I just...you know we don’t have to do this band thing tonight if you all don’t want to. I just you girls to be happy. On my terms, but you get the idea.”
>“Uh, of course we want to do it though!” blabs Pinkie as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world. “I mean, you worked reeeally hard as our agent, our legal guardian, AND our high school teecher to make this right!”
“Yeah, but what if you’re unhappy?”
>“Mister Anon, don’t worry. You don’t always have to please us,” says MutterWhy, draping her sinewy arms across your chest and shoulders dramatically. “Sometimes it’s okay for us to please you…”
>The tone of her voice speaks with sincerity.
>The look in her teal eyes speak with lust.
>You try to suck back in that erection.

>>29493326
Yeah, but he still retains massive relevance no matter what, specifically in the idea that childhood effects us and the idea of psycho-analyzing.

>>29467446
Yep yep

>>29493560
Good work so far beans

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>>29466910
>>29467072
>>29467186
>>29467319
>>29467436
I really enjoyed your story anon.

>>29467446
Please do.

>>29446994

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Stacked daughters are best daughters.

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>>29495505
>dash with tits

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>>29495514
What if they were all stacked with rocking bodies?

What would you do then?

>>29495535
Well gosh, Anon, realistically I'd do nothing because women intimidate me, duh, why the fuck do you think I'm here

>>29495535
Variety is the spice of life

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>>29495694
Yes and?

>>29495560
I would have assumed that you were here because you like poners. Maybe that's just me.

>>29446994
"Kids you're going to be late for school!"
>Hearing various cries back you simply turn back to the pancakes flipping the various shapped fluffy goodness.
>"Dad are you sure we can't do chocolate chip surprise?" Your little helper for the day asks looking over to you with a spot of batter on her nose.
>Smiling you simply lean over and wipe her nose off.
"No can do Pinkie, you know the nurse is already onto me about feeding you guys too much sweets."
>Oh dat pout.
>When she gets a bit older you're going to need to invest in some heavy artillery to fend of the boys.
>For now though she's your little sugarplum.
>"..Dad!"
"Huh?"
>"The pancakes!"
>Looking down you curse aloud as you hasitly save the pancake from burning.
>Checking the bottom of it you find the mouse headed one is deeply brown, but still edible.
>"Dad you know better than that!"
"Sorry Sugarplum, your old man got lost in his thoughts."
>Pinkie simply puts her hands on her hips in indignation, "Well don't do it again mister! Pancakes are sacred!"
>For a minute there you can almost see your old wife staring back at you with the way your daughter glares at you.
>Snorting you merely ruffle the wild mess of curls, "Daaaad!"
"Oh relax, now go ahead and get the table set for your sisters."
>Pinkie twists her mouth at the order, but she nods before collecting plates.
>As if summoned by your words you hear the stampede already making its way down the stairs.
>The first two to skid into the kitchen are of course your sisters and brothers daughters; Applejack and Rainbow.
>There are times when you wondered about your siblings habit of naming.
>"Alright! Pancakes!"
>"Don't mind if Ah do!"
>WHACK! WHACK!
>Ignoring the cries of protest from stinging hands you merely point at the table.
"No running off with food when you've got perfectly good plates there, you're not monkeys for God's sake."
>"Dad!"
>"C'mon Pa, we're gonna be late!"

>>29496831

>You simply flip another pancake over to the stack laying it out for Pinkie to doll out.
"Should have gotten up earlier then, besides I can always just drive you all there if need be."
>At that your nieces look back at each other in horror.
>"Dad really you don't have to..."
>"We can just eat an apple on the way can't we?"
>"What's going on now?" Twilight one of your other nieces asks rubbing at her eyes glasses askew from no doubt late night reading again.
>"Dad's going to drive us to school if we don't hurry up!" Rainbows shout seems to echoe through out the house when there is a slam from upstairs followed by a high pitched shriek of "WHAT!?"
>Wincing you stare at Rainbow rubbing at your ear.
"Did you really have to let Rarity know about that?"
>"Well how else was I supposed to get her to move!"
>Rubbing at the stubble on your face you sigh, "Fine just hurry and eat then make sure to leave enough for your sisters."
>Already Applejack has her apple shaped pancakes and complimentary apple half way munched down by the time your fifth daughter/niece comes down the stairs almost leaving behind a trail of flames from her sneakers.
>"Terrible sorry Father, but you surely didn't mean to drive us there did you?"
"You make it sound like it was the-"
>"Oh no."
>"Dad you're being silly."
>You pose dramatically, "WORST! POSSIBLE! THING!"
>The pink blush on Rarities face is worth it every time.
>A small cough from your fashionista daughter as she collects herself, "Yes well I-"
>"Is that the bus?" Twilight asks with a voice still rough from sleep.
>At that three of your girls are already gone Rainbow had already stuffed a pancake in her mouth as she took off while Rarity merely snags some toast to munch on the way. Applejack not far behind with another apple.
>Honestly you have to wonder about them sometimes, you're not /that/ bad.

>>29496837

>Turning to look back at your daughter and niece you raise an eyebrow at them both.
>"You're pancakes are too good to rush, and I helped make'em I'm gonna enjoy'em!" Pinkie simply states biting into her food with satisfaction.
>Twilight meanwhile the poor thing has already went back to snooze land using her pancake as a pillow.
>Sighing you lift your daughter up from her food and start to gently clean her face off the breakfast delight.
>That's strange usually by now Fluttershy is already down here by now...
"Pinkie do you know where Fluttershy is?"
>"In her room I think? I dunno she went to bed really early..."
>Frowning you let Twilight rest her head on the table instead of her food.
"Make sure your sister doesn't fall off the table."
>"Okie dokie!"
>Walking upstairs you follow the hallway ideally kicking aside a few spare toys and clothes left in the way.
>Should really clean that up later...
>Before too long you soon come across your nieces room, a trio of butterflies and a cloud with a rainbow colored lightning bolt on the door.
>It's funny, but your sisters living in the same room as their daughters brings back so many memories...
>Shaking off the bittersweet nostalgic feels you open the door gently.
"Sweet heart?"
>Amongst the clutter making up the girls room you soon find Fluttershy's bed with a large bush of hair sticking out.
>At your words your daughter groans out a response, "Daddy?"
>Concern flaring you're there in a second.
"Sweet heart? What's wrong?"
>Sitting down on the bed you reach over and feel her forehead before hissing under your breath.
>She's burning hot!
>"Daddy?" Fluttershy croaks out her eyes opening just a smidgen.
"Shh, you get some rest baby girl, you've got the fever."
>A soft hum is all you get in response.
"I'll be right back with a bucket, water and an orange, think you can keep that down?"

>>29496839
>A small nod is all you get in response.
>Good enough.
>Heading down stairs you return to the kitchen to find Pinkie trying to wake Twilight by poking her nose with a spoon.
>"Twi, Twiii, time to wakey!"
"Pinkie."
>With a yelp Pinkie drops the spoon before trying to look innocent at you, "Yes Daddy?"

"Fluttershy's sick, leave your sister alone she might be sick too."
>At that Pinkie leans away from the still slumbering princess as she mumbles under her breath.
>Reaching over you feel her fore head an- yep a bit warm under there as well.
>Great.
>You remember how sickness used to work through your family, first it be one person getting sick and soon enough it spreads from one person to another until the whole house is sick.
>That was one of the reasons why you didn't want a huge family to begin with!
>Still, family looks after its own.
"Right, well Sugarplum looks like I've gotta take care of the girls. In the meantime can you clear the table off? Then get ready for school so I can drive you there?"
>"Okay!" Pinkie is once again all smiles once more showing off the small gap in her smile from her lost tooth.
>F-fuck your heart...
>Shaking off your potential heart attack you scoop your little book worm up and start back up the stairs.
>Twilight simply reaches over and hugs your chest in response
>Dawww...
>Feeling fatherly pride start to swell in your heart again you're sobered by the fact that she's not really your own blood, at least not directly.
>Shaking it off you know your brother would be proud of his cute daughter.
>Soon you come across Rarity's and Twilight's room.
>Using an old trick of Older Sibling Techniques you use your foot to pry open the door before gently depositing your girl in her bed.
>Bringing up the covers you tuck her back in and seeing Twilight slowly relax back into sleep.

>>29496847
>Gently tucking a strand of hair behind her ear you sigh before heading back down to retrieve what you had needed to get in the first place.
>"All ready to go Dad!" Pinkie shouts giving a smart snappy salute before grinning widely at you.
>Ruffling her hair which only makes that wild mess of a head wilder you grin.
"That's my girl, gimme a little bit and I'll meet you in the car alright?"
>Sending her off to scamper you return to Fluttershy's room with your weapons against illness!

>Okay so its a bucket, a pitcher of water and an orange.
>Entering the room you find Fluttershy still asleep so you gently set the items by her bed.
>Looking around you find one of her notebooks anda pen before writing down a note for her to find if she wakes up.
>Come to think of it you should probably do the same for Twilight...
>After leaving a note for Twi as well you finally head back down outside to the car to find Pinkie sitting inside all bundled up ready to go listening to the radio.
>Sliding into the driver seat you start the car up proper while feeling your eye twitch at the pop song that Pinkie was listening to.
>It's not that bad, it's just...
>Why that singer?
>Last you heard of her she was stripping down naked and grinding on some black dick eager for it.
>"So are Twilight and Fluttershy gonna be okay Dad?"
"Hm? Oh yeah Sugarplum, they just have a small fever nothing to worry about."
>"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure."
>Pinkie stares at you with a gaze that is suddenly much deeper in understanding than what an eight year old should really have before she simply shrugs at you, "If you say so Dad, so are you excited for the school play we're gonna do? I'm so excited for it! I can't beileve I get to play as Pudding Head! OOoh!"

>>29496853
>You let out a chuckle seeing your cotton candy colored wrapped up daughter bounce in her seat at the thought.
"Yep, founding fathers and all that jazz for the play right?"
>"Thaaat's right! Now you promise to be there right?"
>You wince at that trying to remember all of the dates of what you need to do ahead of time.
>Being a stock market adviser was not what you had in mind for a profitable job, but you're glad you did other wise the funds would be unbearable to do...
"I'm 97 percent sure I'll be able to make it!"
>"Daaad!"
"Okay, okay just because you suckered me into, I'll be there Sugarplum."
>With all the utter seriousness that an eight year old can muster Pinkie nods, "Good."
>Turning onto the street proper you park near the curve and unlock the doors, "Alright Sugarplum, this is your stop, behave now and have fun!"
>Before you can even make a move you're already enveloped in a hug and a kiss on your cheek.
>"Bye Dad!"
>Taking a deep breath you try to unclench your heart at the sudden hug and kiss watching her go up to the school.
>It'll be alright.
>Nothing bad'll happen.
>Nothing.
>Because you're the only family these girls all have left.
>So you'll take a deep breath, start the car and head back home.
>You'll do it for them.

>>29446994
i would love to have sex with them southern incest with applejack rape rarity and flutershy have wild sex with pinkie have rainbowdash rape my cock make twilight give me ablowjob
>came 100x

>>29496866
>>>/esl/

carry on writefag.

>>29496865
That's all I have prewritten for the most part really I had some neblous ideas about what to do with it really, but what do you guys think?

>>29493982
>>29493640
>>29467678
>>29469024
>>29470167

Alright, it'll be sporadic though since i'm writefagging in another thread under a name and that requires a bit more attention.

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>>29496865
I like it.
One question though. You're not planning on doing smut, right? Considering they're 8.

>>29497030
No I'm mostly for doing family drama and the like.

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>>29497055
cool

>>29496865
This is really cute, man. But what the fuck happened to his family? Did they all die in a bus crash or something?

Were they 9/11'd?

>>29497144
It was a mix of cancer, accidents, old age and just plain dumb luck that wound up with a family of 11 going to a family of 1 that had left behind their kids.

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>>29497182
damn, dude.

>>29495505
>AJ's eyes are blue
Absolutely disgusting.

bump so I can finish this mess

>>29497670
I was thoroughly disappointed

>>29496865
It's pretty adorable dude so I say keep going. Really don't care if smut or not.

>>29497922
This is the best compliment a writefag can have these days

>>29496865
Aaaaaaw, this story is so cute

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>You will never help your little crusaders host their first Halloween party

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>"Shower's all yours, Old Man!"

Bump for more green

Didn't write anything today.

Well, that's not true. I didn't write THIS GREEN today. I could, but, well, I'm busy tonight.

When I'm done, though, I'll write it. So maybe afterward when I'm up, probably late in the middle of the night unless I'm still busy.


Sorry you all. Really, I am. I friggin' HATE not delivering, but I'll try to when I finish up.

>>29503228
What did you do this time

>>29503228
Beans, stop screwing your sister you fucking sex-addict.

>>29503228
You take your time, Beans. You've had a fucking hell of a week. We don't mind, honest.

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>"Father, would you have a word with Rainbow Dash? She used up all of the hot water AGAIN."

>>29446994
I remember this prompt from a very long time ago. I'm too lazy to go look it up though.

>>29460984
little pony

>>29483329
I've never heard of- *google* Oh! The new one! I'm waiting to hear if the dub is awful to watch it. This screenshot >>29483246 is literally all I've seen of it.

I really wish at least one of the 2 american movies wasn't awful.

Good. Lonely people are gross.

>>29500975
Let's share it.

>>29504140
>2
Niggah, you better not be talking about the 2014 electricboogaloo edition. If so, then I'll respect your opinion and probably ask why you feel that way

>>29504671
wow I'm the worst that spoiler was supposed to be a 3

2014 was bed because it was about monsters and the monsters were boring. Also, random-white-kid-born-in-japan-to Japanese-parents-joins-american-military and-kind-of-beats-a-giant-monster-they may-or-may-not-have-been-killed-by seems dumb. For having no worthwhile plot beyond "there are three giant monsters and we are trying to kill two of them, you'd think it could at least have a full fight scene at some point. Also, three major complaints are
His roar
His atomic breath
His feet
All awful. Disgusting and awful.

the third american film is the 1956(?) "Godzilla"

>>29500975
>>29504012
Shower story when?

>>29504671
wait you actually liked a godzilla movie where godzilla basicly just made a brief cameo to tie it all up?

>>29502094

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>>29503250
More like who

>>29503316
Gross

>>29503361
Thanks, but I still feel like shit not delivering.

>>29504140
2014 was actually great in terms of how it was filmed and shot. The writing, however, could've used much improvement, but it's better than a lot of other movies I see nowadays. And you know what? It has plenty enough Godzilla for me. As a screenwriter myself, though, I would have made some definite changes.

>>29504725
>His roar
I actually agree with this

>His feet
Don't care, because if they used normal Goji feet, it'd look odd with the rest of the legs' design.

>His atomic breath
The execution of it was incredible, but having it be a gaseous flame was kind of disappointing.

Also You should have mentioned "Gigantis the Fire Monster" if you're gonna include 1956's "Godzilla: King of the Monsters"

I take my Godzilla very seriously.

>>29506476
Actually I didn't know the original western release of the second movie was significantly altered. It's not on the American Productions section of the franchise Wikipedia page, while Godzilla Vs King Kong is.

>execution
>incredible
I concede that as soon as I realized what was happening when I first watched it I became very excited but then I was put off by the fact that he does a literal 180 while charging it just so we could see the tip of the tail as he started, and they buildup just kind of stopped in what seemed like the middle, and the actual breath looked weaker than it had in at least 30 years, which was annoying. I like the part where he took the MUTO's head off though.

>>29506476
>>29506609
so lets just ask the most important question:
how long will toho need to make a sequel to Shin Godzilla?

>>29506987
One that isn't a cartoon? 15 years.

>>29506987
They won't. It'd be unwise to and they know it.

>>29506476
Okay I changed my mind about waiting until it comes out proper. Is there a link to an uncut sub? because the piratebay only has one that's 20 minutes too short, apparently.

>>29507381
No, there isn't. Sorry man.

>>29453241

>Anon is the Dazzlings' father as well as the principal of their high school
>They decide this means they can get away with whatever they want on school grounds
>It does not
>They constantly get in trouble and end up in Anon's office
>Parent-Teacher conferences are always awkward

>>29446994
Good. That would be a huge pain in the ass.

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>>29507881

>Anon is principal of the worst school in the city.
>It's essentially that ghetto public school that barely gets funded and full of teachers who don't give a fuck.
>Fights break out every day, students sell drugs in the bathroom, and teen pregnancies aren't uncommon
>Anon wishes he could afford to send his daughters to a good school like Crystal Prep, but they barely make ends meet as it is.

>10

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Appropriate punishment for your little Crusaders?

>>29493560
> “What’s that?” asks Pinkie naively, Flutershy’s odd comment eliciting looks of confusion from Rarity and Sunset as well.
>“O-oh, nothing,” she smiles modestly, and twirls a finger in her pink mane with a girlish giggle.
>You sip your coffee again, eyes landing on your dog at the booth in front of yours.
>He gives you a concerned frown.
>“Mister Anon?” asks Sunset, bringing your attention back to your own table, “is something wrong?”
“...No. Nothing is wrong.”
>You’re only lying for their own good.
“Uh, anyway! Yes, so, like, you girls done your homework?”
>They all groan.
>“Ugh, it’s the weekend, Mister Anon!” complains Pinkie.
“Yes. It is. I also assigned homework on this weekend as well. Didja do it or not ya little munchinites?”
>“Well, I did it,” says Sunset, looking for your praise as usual.
>She does that a lot.
>She’s like the teacehr’s pet if her teacher was also her adopted father and talent agent.
“Oh? So you wrote your essay on why Godzilla is the greatest fucking thing ever?”
>“...That’s what the paper was on?”
“Ha ha ha...No it wasn’t. It was supposed to be about Edgar Allan Poe ya silly twat, as well as an analysis of his style.”
>“Oh. Then I did do it. Last night with Twilight, actually.”
“*cough* lesbians *cough*.”
>“...What?” asks Sunset Shimmer, who did not hear what you said.
>Rainbow Dash at the other booth, however...
>“REALLY? WHERE?”
>Your erection from moments ago becomes harder as you laugh heartily.
>Your daughters are faggots.

>>29512722
Kek

>>29505816
I'm a simple and mildly autistic man, and I regret the lack of a two hour fight between monsters. But I like Bryan Cranston and it wasn't bland, just too human heavy centered. It's meh/10

>>29504725
Like I said before/above. Too human centered. Not enough monsters fighting. shin Godzilla is good but also suffers from a similar but not a absolute crippling devastation. Also
>his roar
I liked it
>his atomic breath
I liked it
>his feet
>>>footfags pls
>1956
Huh, imma have to search that up

>>29512722
>Your daughters are faggots

kek

>>29512722
Seriously though what happened? Why'd your friend try to kill you?

>>29513694
Not him but,
>why
Cause https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcf4yS5_aiI

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>>29512722
>Your daughters are faggots
also nice dubs

>>29514281
>>29513906

>>29513694
It's a long story. Would probably derail the thread.

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>>29514555
Your trips say otherwise

>>29514369
I dunno, I seem set for success

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>>29514555
Okay, but I'll only because of the trips...

I'm an actor, right? Well, I've done some shit for the local theater. I'm notorious, lots of actresses think I'm hot, and, as a sex addict, I tend to act out in sexual relationships more than I should. A lot more. However, I try not to because I'm an introverted piece of shit who just wants muh waifu.

This really becomes trouble when apparently, lotsa girls (or so I've recently been told) have broken up with their boyfriends or whatever because they want the bigger fish which is me(?). These girls want to date me, but, uh, I'm too shy for dates. I like more real and genuine experiences, and actors and actresses all want to fight for attention, so it's rare I meet someone down to Earth that I genuinely like.

None, however, compare to muh waifu.

Anyway, so apparently one of my closest friends' girlfriend did the same shit, and this was the second time it happened to him. She was trying to go down on me, and despite the fact I rejected her, he was still mad as shit.

Now this guy, while my closest friend, suffers from a life of struggle and poverty. He's from the ghetto, he's been in gangs, but made a new clean leaf to live a better life.

Then, he brought a gun to the studio, someone snitched on him, and it's all fucking crazy.

The reason I didn't post anything yesterday was because I was screwing his sister when she was heart-broken. I am a monster.

I'm going to move to another town I think. Maybe Chicago. Also been talking to Bob Bergen, he might set me up with some agents.

>>29514750
Bob Bergen from Space Jam?

>>29514750
>gang nigger wants me dead
>better move to Chicago!

Nigger, you dumb. You real dumb.

>>29514890
Yes. He's known for voicing Porky Pig.