Dadonequus thread: Children of chaos

>>29389300

I'm so retarded that I forgot to put half of the OP


CookieSfh (Tentacles Anon/the green that actually has lewd in it): http://pastebin.com/u/CookieSfh

Wand of Inferno (Mexican Anon/"Special mind" Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno

Zenco (Newfag/Argentinian Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/zenco1

Gumball (Homeless Actor-Singer Anon/Try-Hard Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/GimmeSomeGumption
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I'm staying here

FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLES, STOP LURKING AND COMMENT

>>29389569
Comment

>>29389569
I would like to point how your post is an excellent piece of shitpost. I really love the effort you put in your work and I can't wait to see the next part of your wonderful post.

8.5/10

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>>29389598
I want to see a pastebin full of shitposts now

Updating in a bit.

>>29389569
I was commenting a lot near the end of the last thread and not a single person replied or kept the train of thought going

>>29390218
Tell me more about your ideas, dear Anon

>>29390355
First one:
Try to figure out what would be the non violent pony equivalent of seppuku.
Go!

>>29390388
Horsukku

>>29390388
Hoovesukku

My turn, what is PhD Anon's ultimate destiny going to be?

>>29390414
Hmm, given his unlimited resources he could become the Immortal Techno God Emperor of Equestria

>>29390414
Also I liked your horse pun better

Sorry, was editing.

>Well that was an unnecessary waste of time from your part AND his part. You should’ve know he was going to give you all the bad grades… and a photography of himself, which you find very odd
>Moving on…
>You explained to Discord how pretty much the tower works. That the cannonballs get shoot from the tower’s keep from, well, obviously a cannon and the machine does all the job in turning the cannonballs into sad cannonballs
>Discord seemed very interested in how they worked, as he hovered a few cannonballs in front on him, only to touch a few of them
>Even if the cannonballs were already corrupted or not, Discord turned all the cannonballs he could with his chaos magic. It wasn’t necessary but he said something about wanting the ponies corrupted, not just sad and tired
>So you two went upstairs to the tower’s keep, getting prepared to raid the town from far away
>”Oh I hope you are as excited as I am, Anon.” He was preparing a camera that he placed on the corner of the room as you were looking outside the balcony that had the already prepared canon. “Your first chaotic task coming to an end… one of many! Oh I remember mine as if it were three thousand and fifty moons ago… I can hear the complains of those ponies before they even called Equestria a home. Ah… I should give them a visit someday… get a shovel and dig up the past”
>One of many chaos tasks, uh? Wonder what the future has for you
>It’s pretty interesting that your magic created this tower… there is a wheel that looks like from a ship to steer the tower mechanism into moving, and of course, a key to start the entire tower
>Now, you don’t know if that’s part of the tower in the show or is chaos magic doing its thing. Key car plus wheel ship is a bit odd, but you are really getting used to these things
>At least you’ve made Discord proud from this creation
>He was just adjusting the camera in position and you just were waiting while looking outside

>>29390512

>The view of the chaosville or whatever name Discord has for it is glorious. You don’t even want to review the scene, is just too random to explain and is nothing new you’ve seen
>You just want to get over with this and move onto the next thing in your chaos list, or whatever Discord wants you to do
>You already forget about Sweetie Belle and the rest of the ponies in town, there is no way your plan can backfire in any way
>Discord was still talking with himself about how wonderful your first task went and shit
>You’d like to take some attention, but is nothing relevant that you don’t know already
>”Wouldn’t it be amazing if you get a cutie mark in chaos from all this marvelous work? Oh maybe one day…”
>Wait, did he say cutie mark? Oh yeah… those things… those that are related with talents or something
>You polish the cannon while speaking to Discord about them
“Y’know, I never understood completely how cutie marks work, just that they are related with talents. Care to explain since you’re a god here?”
>Discord scratches his beard, thinking for a good explanation in cutie marks
>”Oh yes, cutie marks… I’m not a good fan of pony’s society, but I know that they are connected with special talents, and the “true call” of a pony. Let’s say Celestia as an example, her butt is as biiiiiig as the sun!” Discord makes appear a white balloon and another balloon, this one being yellow and with the words ‘SUN’ on it. “Or that’s what I think cutie marks are or work. I can’t help you enough, if you want a better explanation, Chryssi might have one.” Discord poked both balloons with a tiny nail, exploding the balloons
>Right, the queen of the changelings that is also an asshole. She probably is the least person you need to see right now, if she knows about the commands you told her changelings to do… god knows what she’ll do

>>29390517

>Well isn’t as if you can’t face her one versus one, you got your chaos magic and she just shape shifts into creatures. You can probably handle a changeling, right?
>Uhh how interesting would it be change into any creature you want? Would it be too much asking Discord for it later?
>Well, maybe is a bit too much to ask. Who knows, maybe you can change into any creature right now but you don’t know
>Magic man, magic is so weird to you
>You stop polishing the cannon and look back at Discord, he finally placed the camera in the corner which… makes you wonder why he took so damn long. Can’t he use magic to place it?
“Are we ready to go now, Discord? I want to finish this for once and chase my tail again”
>You’ll never get tired of chasing it… you know why dogs chase their tails now, is damn fun and entertaining
>”Juuuust let me see if the camera is in place where I want it to be.” Discord adjusted the camera once more. “Can’t let escape any reaction from this moment! Specially from our guests that are watching the show from so close! ”
“Guests? Come again?”
>Discord rolled his eyes and snapped his talons, near the bed of the room appeared two ponies in cages, they being Pinkamena and Fluttershy
>”Wake that sleepy head of yours, Anon. Don’t tell me you forgot the lovely ponies from that pesky town”
>Shit, you almost forgot about them…
>They looked around pretty startled from the teleportation, only to see that they were near Discord and you
>Here is where things got tough. They are going to watch you “destroy” the town, even if they the ponies aren’t in risk. The worst part is that, you can’t tell them everything is okay and Sweetie Belle is all fine… you gotta lie about it, being like Discord
>A total dickhead asshole, but in the cute body of a pony. Just as if you were someone from the government that also is a kid and ruins lives… something like Hacienda does to fuck up with people back in México

>>29390521

>Remember, they are the heroes and you the villain. This was your choice, your decision and as hard as it hurts you, Sweetie is in a better position than they are
>If it wasn’t for you, she could be in a cage too or worst, being corrupted and slowly broken
>It’s for the best
>So… let’s get that inner telenovela actor you always had in you, Alberto!
>Just don’t giggle… don’t laugh like some dumb pony… act cute and evil… kinda
“Right, those two pendejas! Enjoying stay?” You laugh a bit to yourself before smirking to them. “I hope you two really like what you’re about to see! Is a one in a million opportunity, ladies!”
>This… different way to talk all of the sudden is a bit weird. Yet again, you can’t do anything more than just talk as if you were the villain
>Oh who are you kidding; of course you are a villain. Not… from freeing Sweetie Belle, but from here on now you will be one
>Or you’ll try. You are serving a god of chaos, why waste this opportunity? Show him what you got in your arsenal of infinite human stuff. Be cruel, tyrant and what not with these ponies
>They are not your friends, you don’t know them. Hospitality could be something, but Discord gives you more than that
>Be in the winning side and show him the chaotic inner you, you can be
>Ah… there is the Alberto I once saw.
>You shake your head after that last thought. You then look at Discord who smirks at you with a raised eyebrow
>…Does he read all of your thoughts? Because… if that’s a thing… uuuughhh…
>”Where are we?” Pinkamena asked. “Where…” She eyed you and then the room around her, looking for someone else. “Where is Sweetie Belle!? You two better not have done anything to her!”
>You trotted near her cage and stared at her with a sly smile while tilting your head

>>29390531

“Sweetie Belle? She’s okay! Really okay!” You turn to the balcony and slowly walk to the cannon while talking. “She didn’t mind join us in chaos… such a good girl, just like me!” You cough on your hoof. “I mean, not like I’m a girl… I mean… oh you know what I meant”
>Smooth villain words, Alberto…
>Pinkamena gasped and quickly yelled as answer
>”She would never join Discord! We know her! Neither of us would join unless you forced us to do so!” She turned to look at Fluttershy. “Tell them Fluttershy! Sweetie Belle wouldn’t join, right?” But Fluttershy wouldn’t respond, she was just keeping her mane down and tried to evade contact to anyone in the room. “Flutter…?”
>She gave up…
>”Well, let’s move onto the show, shall we?” Discord snaps his talons and changed into a pirate outfit, patch eye and everything while having a big telescope. Instead of looking through the eyepiece, he used the dew shield. “We got a town to raid! We won’t leave any prisoner! We turn them all! Yar! And the prisoners shall see everything in front seat!”
>Well you wish you had that lab coat the… character that you can’t remember his name. It was Dr. Za something, but man… you would like to wear something related to that right now
“Well, time to start the tower!” You place a hoof onwards and you see a white sleeve. “Uh?” You look at it, and then at your chest… you were wearing the lab coat you wanted now. “Man, why do I make stuff appear when I’m not looking at it?”
>At least you got what you wanted. Now you can move on onto the entrance of that forest
>Using the key, you turn the tower on and Discord using the wheel starts moving the tower in direction to the forest. You wanted to drive but Discord said that you were too young to drive a tower and you needed to be older… fucking bullshit

>>29390548

>All the road to the forest Pinkamena was evading looking at Discord and you, as for Fluttershy… not a word. It was obvious both hated you for what you did, how you fooled them and got them captured
>And they haven’t asked why they are here… or maybe they know but can’t do anything about it. Everything they can do is watch the inevitable
>”Okay Anon. We’re in a good position to start the show for our two guests.” He passed you the telescope he was using. “Take a look by yourself.” He chuckled evilly while looking back at the two prisoners
>You look through the telescope and spot a few ponies outside the buildings. The Mayor from the town looking around as if worried while looking at a clock on her hoof
>You notice the two colts from before running around the town as if playing and the guards speaking to each other
>Hmm… the changelings must be good at their job if they changed into those ponies. You thought they would leave without turning into them and stay there
>Good, good… with this Discord can’t suspect a thing. Now, let’s see if they can get corrupted… maybe they can or not. If they can’t get corrupted by the cannonballs, your plan could be ruined and Discord will suspect
>Then again, you can lie and say something about that, maybe they have a new barrier or some shit
>You stop seeing through the telescope and give a glance to Discord
“Well, everypony is in place. Shall we begin?”
>”Whenever you are ready, Anon.” He comes near you with a tiny lighter. “Just tell me when you aim to somepony and I’ll fire the cannon”
>…You hate being a kid. He just wants to hold onto that because you are a kid, right? Goddamnit… whatever, let’s see if you can… aim
>…How do you even aim with this thing? Ugh… oh god. This cannon must be heavy as hell for your tiny pony body!

>>29390554

>The town was at a pretty good distance, you could see the town hall… but will you hit someone? Or maybe the changelings will see the cannonballs and go directly to them
>Nah, that’s retarded. They don’t know about this and if they did, they wouldn’t be disguised in the first place
>Fuck it, you are aiming randomly and hoping for the best
>You look through the telescope first before aiming with the cannon. The telescope suddenly had a mark on the glass, a red X. You aren’t sure what this X is for, but it is obstructing your view to the damn town hall
“Ugh… this damn telescope Discord, what did you-“ You looked to the cannon and it was moving as your telescope was moving. Did he use magic for it to aim? “Nevermind…”
>Right, that a problem you needn’t to worry
>The telescope zooms in into the town hall, showing the worried Mayor Mare. She was looking at her clock while talking to two ponies
>You take a breath in and exhale…
>Let’s do this, Alberto
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Tex2AN3rI
“FIRE!”
>”Aye, aye, captain!” Discord says, turning the wick with the lighter, slowly triggering the cannon
*BOOM*
>You look through the telescope as the cannonball goes flying at an extraordinary speed, going where you aimed at with the help of the telescope
>It was going directly to the changeling disguised as Mayor Mare
>…
>..
>.
>”You think they are okay? It’s been some time since they left…” A worried Mayor Mare said while talking to Minuatte and Lyra Heartstrings.
>”Pfft, don’t you worry Mayor! They have Anon and his craaazy new magic! Besides, they’ve done this a few times now. Is nothing to worry about.” A confident Lyra said. “You’ll see in no time that they are back and with good news”
>The words of confidence of Lyra made her friend, Minuatte, to aid her words.

>>29390583

>”She’s right, Mayor. Pinkamena and Fluttershy are the best ponies in town when coming to this. They learned from Zecora… and they got plenty of supply to survive the night! Or day.”
>The words from both ponies made Mayor Mare to relax a bit.
>”You two are right… maybe I’m exaggerating a bit… it must be the tension of the situation. And that kid makes me a bit unsure of things, but if Pinkamena thrusts in him… so do I.”
>Lyra and Minuatte looked at each other and smiled.
>”What do you say if we have a few daisy sandwiches? Maybe you are just hungry!”
>Mayor Mare chuckled slightly.
>”As if this mare is too hungry for-“
*BOOM*
>The unknown noise startled hundreds of birds in the forest, with them, a few timberwolves too.
>”Did you two hear that…?” Mayor Mare looked at where she thought she heard the noise. “It sounded like…”
>Lyra was the first pony to notice the incoming danger that was descending directly to them.
>”MAYOR MARE! WATCH OUT!”
>Lyra reflexes acted quick and in a heroine attempt managed to jump and take the cannonball instead of Mayor Mare.
>It would work, if only the cannonball didn’t go through the body of Lyra.
>The cannonball hit both ponies which quickly turned their precious and colorful bodies into grey and gloomy gray colors.
>Minuatte didn’t know what to do. She was too scared from the sudden hit both ponies got to even talk.
>It happened so fast that she just stared as the two ponies were in the ground without moving a single muscle.
>”M-M-Mayor Mare? L-Lyra? W-what was that? You two are okay?” Her voice quivered as she approached the two mares on the ground. “P-Please answer me!”
>Mayor Mare slowly crawled near Minuatte. With a slowly and trembling voice she spoke to her.
>”T-The alarm… now.”
>Minuatte was in the verge of tears, worried about their two friends. Various thoughts in her mind asking the same thing. “What do you do?”
>”M-Mayor?”

>>29390592

>”T-Turn on the chaos alarm y-you… y-YOU PITIFUL AND PATHETIC PONY! BY CELESTIA! You are the worst pony I’ve talked to! Agh, why I was friends with you?!”
>Minuatte quickly realized what happened to Mayor Mare although she didn’t want to believe it.
>”This rebellion was a stupid idea!” An angry Lyra said. “Such a waste of time! I did most of the work and you ponies don’t even use it! I’m done! I don’t care what happen to the rest of you! I prefer to hang up with a manticore than with you guys!”
>Minuatte didn’t want to hear more. She wanted to run, run for her life.
>But she needed to press the chaos alarm before more ponies could get corrupted by Discord’s magic.
>As she was running her mind rushed with different questions.
>How did this happen? Why did they get corrupted? The town is supposed to be a safe place!
>”The alarm! The alarm! Where is the-“
*BOOM*
>The same noise happened again. If she was correct, somepony was going to get corrupted.
>She hoped she wasn’t the one getting it.
>All she needed to do was to press the alarm and run.
>But before getting to the panic button, she found the important potions made from the zebra that once lived with them.
>”I-I’m near the anti-chaos potions!” She yelled to herself. “Maybe I can use them! We all can use them!”
>But before she could grab one of the potions and drink it, in the ceiling of the town hall a cannonball trespassed it.
> Unknowingly for her, she was already discorded when she less thought about it.
>Minuatte picked up a few potions, only to throw them directly to the floor.
>”Who need potions anyway! Medicine nowadays is a cheap solution!”
>From far away, the noise of the cannon of Anon could be heard.
>.
>..
>…
>You look through the telescope as the cannonball hits two changelings at the same time

>>29390602

“HA! Discord! Discord! Did you saw that!?” You stop looking through the telescope and exciting said to him. “I got a double! Get the camera, damnit!”
>Discord in response laughs at your reaction
>”I have everything recorded! Don’t you worry a bit, son! You just have your fun… and I’ll fire the cannon.” This time Discord used his finger as if it was a lighter and a flame appeared in his thumb. “Ready for the next hit, captain!”
>You nodded to him and looked back at the telescope. A blue pony was escaping inside the town hall. Hmm… let’s see if the cannonball can go through buildings
“Fire!”
*BOOM*
>You watch as the cannonball slowly approaches the town hall in which the pony ran to hide
>…Now that you wonder, how do you know if you hit someone with it if you don’t see it?
“Did it hit?”
>”…” Discord stayed quiet before nodding at you. “Yes, it did. I can feel the corruption from here”
>Well that’s good. Good thing changelings can get corrupted
>Moving onto the next target… you look through the telescope and aim to the school of the town. There were only two colts running around the school
>You wait until they stop running… and slowly aim to their sides
“Fire!”
*BOOM*
>…
>..
>.
>The two colts stopped from running as they heard the distant unknown noise coming from the forest.
>”Rumble, did you heard that? Sounded like an explosion…”
>Button Mash wondered in place as he looked at the birds fly out of the forest.
>”I did… it startled the birds of the forest, so it must be something really big…” He looked to the sky where a cannonball slowly came close to them. “You think some of Miss Fluttershy’s hydras went missi-“
>Rumble was the first to notice the cannonball coming and cried to his friend for the incoming menace.
>”Button! Watch out! Something’s coming directly at us!”
>The cannonball was in the sight of both ponies, but it was so close both couldn’t evade it.

>>29390606

>Although the cannonball didn’t hit any of them.
>”W-What was that? I saw it… I heard it, but it didn’t make a sound when it touched the ground!” The Pegasus exclaimed.
>”Whatever it is… isn’t good news I bet!” Button exclaimed to his friend. “We need to tell the others about it! And quick! Miss Cheerilee might know what to do!”
>As they ran to the school that was near both of them, various cannonballs approached the two colts.
>Each of one of the cannonball didn’t hit the colts as they did their best to evade the dangerous cannonballs.
>Sweating and breathing heavenly, Rumble thought about something.
>”Listen Button… if you go to the school and I go search for help, maybe the cannonballs won’t hit us! We need to find help and soon!”
>The earth pony nodded to his Pegasus friend.
>”Just be careful! And fly fast!”
>.
>..
>…
>”Aren’t you missing all the shoots?” Discord wondered as he watched with his… eye in form of a telescope where the cannonballs hit in town. “I gave you a good aim with that telescope and you are failing every shot. Why’s that, Anon?”
>You start to chuckle a bit while staring at the colts running with an evil grin
“Cats have fun with mice because they always let them go before catching them again.” You say while looking at the two colts evading the incoming cannonballs. “They can run… but they can’t escape my cannonballs”
*BOOM*
>This goes for a good time. The lament in Pinkamena was visible in her eyes as the town was slowly going down… almost making you feel bad
>But each time you caught a pony with the cannonballs…
*BOOM*
>You couldn’t help but feel… something
>Each time you got one changeling with the cannonball… You feel something that tickles but at the same time doesn’t
“Heh…”
>Something you’ve never experimented before

>>29390461
I actually imagined him having a similar story to Mufasa
>Ascends to alicorn status
>Well loved and respected by all of Equestria and other nations
>Blueblood becomes incredibly jealous at him
>Years later, PhD has his own kids, but is at this point the sole ruler of Equestria since his moms decided to pass the baton to him
>Blueblood has lived years jealous of him
>Comes with a plan to destroy PhD
>Succeeds
>Takes over Equestria
>Years later, PhD's comes back and defeats Blueblood, taking his rightful place as ruler of Equestria

>>29390618

*BOOM*
>The noise of the cannon continued as it rained in the town, ponies running around
>Part of you is lamenting that these aren’t changelings now…
*BOOM*
>What is this feeling…? You like it so much….You want more, you NEED more!
>You continued smirking as you see more ponies getting hit by the cannonballs. Young ponies… old ponies… everypony was getting corrupted. How many changelings were in this town disguised, you’ll never know
*BOOM*
>Is this how villains feel…
“Heheh…”
>… when they win?
>All you can do is aim and hit them with the discorded cannonballs…
>Only a word can explain how you feel right now
*BOOM*
>It’s so…
*BOOM*
>So…
*BOOM*
“Fun!”
>…
>..
>.
>The town was in complete chaos now. Rumble tried his best to call for help, but not to avail. He got hit by one cannonball when he found a near pony.
>This pony, witnessing the horror that is the corruption of Discord in this pony, quickly cried to all the ponies that were left uncorrupted.
>Havoc quickly came in moments later.
>Crying, yelling and what not quickly emerged. The town that once was peaceful and quiet, waiting for their warriors to come back from the mission slowly turned into a mess with dread, panic and corruption.
>And from far away an evil laugh could be heard.
>As evil as it sounded, it sounded as if an evil midget got what he wanted.
>.
>..
>…
“And again! And again, and again, and again! Fire!”
>You were starting to lose it, the sound of the cannon shooting was bliss to your ears. Part of you wished you could hear the changelings surprised of the attacks from the distance
>But this wasn’t good enough for you… oooooh no, you wanted more shots!
>You stared back at Discord who had his dumb camera in his position, recording all that you were doing
>”That’s right son! Smile for the camera!”
>And he has to be fatherly in these moments that you desire for more chaos!?
“YOU ARE NOT SHOOTING ENOUGH! GIVE ME THAT CANNON!”

>>29390623
*PhD's son

>>29390626
Wow long update, also goddamn he's losing it

>>29390626

>You heavenly breath as you got control of the cannon, Discord quickly moving away a bit scared of your sudden reaction. Removing the wick from the cannon, you thought about a button… which quickly appears where the wick was, replacing it
“JAJA! Who needs to yells to an assistant when you can put a button that can shoot cannonballs more quickly and do a better work!”
>You pressed the button of the cannon so many times… a wild thought told you to place more than one cannonballs in the cannon… or maybe more controlled cannons! Too bad these were automatically reloaded by Discord’s magic
“Jajaja!”
>But you didn’t care!
>You couldn’t stop laughing, each time the cannon shot a cannonball, you laughed harder and harder to the town that you were attacking
>Why were you having such fun with this? Each changeling being corrupted made you feel great inside, as if you felt a power emerge or something. You can’t explain this feeling…
*BOOM*
>But you like it!
>”Okay Anon, enough is enough!” Discord snaps his talons, making you hover with his magic away from the cannon, ending your fun. “You already turned every single pony in there! You are just wasting time and energy…”
>But you want more! There needs to be one more pony in there that isn’t corrupted! You need it! You neeeed it!
“Let me go! I haven’t finished my job! Not yet! Party pooper! Desgraciado! Cabrón! Give me back my cannon! Agh agh aaaaa!”
>You were struggling. You wanted more! He can’t just separate you from your lovely cannon!
>”Well, of course you haven’t.” His magic hovered you in front of Pinkamena and Fluttershy, only Pinkamena looking at you with anger. “You got two more to have fun with.” He left you in the floor and the cannon appeared in front of them. “Go ahead Anon, they are the dessert after all!”

I'm gonna edit the "Let me go!" line of Alberto and add "I'll claw your eyes out!" in the pastebin.
>>29390665

>You move the cannon with your hooves… the cannon wasn’t that heavy for some reason. You point it first to Pinkamena and stare at her with a wicked grin. Your mind was racing so hard it forgot part of you wanted to /act/ evil
“I have to say… it was a good run, Miss Pinka.” Your hoof was mere inches away from the button to trigger the cannonball. “But every party comes to an end, right?”
>She just growled at you while looking with so much anger in her eyes
>”One day you’ll pay for this… and hopefully you regret it!” She smashed the cage with her hooves. “I trusted on you! /We/ trusted you! And this… is how you pay us!”
>There is part of you that regret this, you know?
“Ayy cosita…”
>But is long gone right now…
*BOOM*
>You didn’t hesitate on pushing the button of the cannon while having a big grin
>It goes directly through her, instantly turning her into a corrupted, hopeless and gray pony
“Now… for the quiet pony of the room…”
>You slowly move the cannon and aim at Fluttershy who was just whimpering in her cage
>You hold your hoof near the button and stare at her, waiting for something… any word from her
>But she just hides behind her mane
“…”
>You slowly lose your grin as you only listen to her whimpers
>…Fuck, you really lost it, right? You really overdid…
“Miss Fluttershy…”
>You take a big sigh before looking down at the floor. What do you say to her now? You just turned her friend as if nothing
“I’m sorry…”
>…
>Part of her face shows up, she was not crying but looked really sad. Finally she was about to say something to you
>A last good bye from her
>”Me too…” You merely hear her voice. “Please… don’t go to the Tree of Harmony, Anon…”
>Or a final warning…

>>29390686

>You two stare at each other for a while before she finally goes back silent. You have nothing more to wait, nothing more to say and a God waiting for you to continue
>”I’m so sorry…”
*BOOM*
>You push the button of the cannon, moments after the shot your grin slowly comes back…
“…For not… shooting /you/ in the first place! Maybe Pinkamena would have a better pain in her face if she watched her friend go corrupted first! Jaja! Ja!”
>Her last whimper lasted long before turning entirely into what everyone else has been turned the last minutes. It is done, they win as the other ponies escape… you win as the proud son of chaos
>But you can’t help but let escape a few laugher coming from this…
>Why do you laugh at their misfortune? For the changelings it was obvious… but it is funny for you too that these ponies got corrupted…you have that feeling once again in your body
>You feel energetic instead of balanced. Doesn’t mean you don’t have to like it!
“This is actually fun! Haha! Jajaja!” You start laughing while looking at both corrupted ponies in front of you. They didn’t say a single word nor tried to look at you. “What is it, ponies? Cat got your tongue? Haha! Maybe we should leave them where they belong! With the rest of the “rebellion” in that town!” You look back at Discord while still laughing a bit. “Heh… what do you say, papa? I want to take a closer look at what I did!”
>Discord took a photo at you as you were talking to him. God damn with the pictures, they’re starting to annoy you now
>”Ah… that’s more like it! THAT’s the spirit of the true son of chaos! You make me so proud, Alberto!”
>The words of praise… they make you feel good. But not as good as the fun you had while shooting that cannon! Corrupting changelings! Something it had really made you feel excellent!

Jesus Christ

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>The tower approached the town and it slowly stopped near the town hall. Various ponies didn’t seem to care about it. You two descended from the tower in a slide that you created with your chaos magic
>All the ponies were fighting in different arguments that you didn’t care about. Maybe changeling arguments or something, those bugs… hah
>”Ah… the sound of ponies arguing… so glorious! Majestic and chaotic!”
>Discord seemed pleased with your work done here. This is good, soooo good!
>And all it took was the sacrifice of two ponies and a few changelings
>So in a nutshell, nothing of value was lost
>”Now I can finally take a look at that Tree of Harmony without these ponies in the way.” Discord slowly patted you in the head. “Let’s take a look at it by close, shall we? Those elements won’t hide themselves alone!”
>Although Fluttershy warned you about the Tree of Harmony… you didn’t care. You obey your father, not a random pony you just meet for a bit.
“Alright. I’m ready whenever you want to go, dad!”


Long update is long.
Some 4k of text I wanted to post days ago.
Any feedback is welcome! Even you shitpost anon!

>>29390623
See, clearly I don't think this through to make it more interesting to the reader. Death is still too good for Blue Blood

>>29390731
Cute pic tho

>>29390762
Thank our based hueanon for that!

>>29390791
Will do

Fuck I can't even stay awake to read. Calling it quits

Yo

Erf green when?

>Fluttershy slowly entered the room. As her gaze fell upon you, a frown formed across her face as she herself filled with worry. But it was only a moment as she put on a facade of a smile as she approached. "Anon, how are you doing?"
>You give her a false weak smile
"I'm doing alright I think, the doctor told me I wasn't poisoned with anything too bad. Just some muscle stiff thingy."
>Fluttershy gulped, retaining her smile as she pulls up a chair with her wing and puts it to your bedside as she sits. Angel hopping out of her basket as she sets it down and climbing to the foot of your bed. "I know, you have no idea how glad I was to hear it. He said once you're able to move I can take you home." Her smile grows a little wider as she reaches her right hoof to rub your head. "So there r-really isn't anything to worry about. Right? It's not permanent, and..w-well. even if it was, I'm sure your father would have had a way to cure it right up anyway. S-so, you were never really in any trouble after all." She sounded like she was convincing herself, rather than you. "Mhmmm, everything will be just fine..." You notice a tear go down her cheek. It wasn't just the fact that you were paralyzed that bothered her. She didn't understand why the attack had to happen at all. To a foal? Just why? Was it your hero status? she thought. Or was it just your luck. That cutie mark of yours, it seemed to symbolize that trouble would follow you no matter where you went. She wondered.....was it your destiny to always go through things like this? She was thinking back to the moment with the Chimera now. Certainly it didn't know of your status. And the old castle didn't have any signs of a resident when last checked. And if you just had your horn...wait...the horn...she thought about that now.
"That's good"
>You gave her a cheerful smile
"After such a scary day, I could use some relaxation with the best Aunt in the whole wide world"

>>29391496
>That got to Fluttershy, she felt her heart melt from your surface level cuteness. Though, You did mean it. After that shit? Staying with Fluttershy was probably best. Besides, you did love her. And genuinely enjoyed her company. Out of everyone in Equestria, sans DT. She was the most gentle and loving. And sometimes, thats all you really wanted.
>"Aww Anon...." Her expression becomes a more softened,motherly gaze as she continues to run her hoof slowly through your mane. "...Anon...actually. I want you to answer a question for me."
>A question?
"Sure, what kind of question?"
>"Your horn.." Fluttershy's true wish was for you to stay out of danger. But to her, it seemed like it just followed you no matter what. So...she thought of an alternative solution. "You can only use it once per day? Right? Is that why you didn't use it to defend yourself?"
>You nod
"Yeah...erm. I mean, I didn't know how bad the threat would be until it was too late."
>This was kinda weird. Why was she asking?
>"Well, I was thinking. I want you to ask your father to come to the house tonight. And you too. I want to discuss allowing you to use it twice a day. That way, if you ever have to use it to defend yourself, you'll have less of a reason to think twice. I think you're responsible enough to use it without causing anypony any trouble. You are, aren't you?" She felt it was an automatic yes.
>..responsible enough? Sure, you felt you had gotten a lot better at this. And two charges? woah...you would have thought someone like Chrysalis would have suggested that for selfish reasons before Fluttershy even thought about it. And..you could do a lot more with two charges rather than one. Especially when it comes to defense.
"I think I am. You actually want me to be able to use it twice though? Dad never seemed to think I needed two"

>>29391576
>She nods "Oh yes, yes I do. But only if you never use it to be mean or nasty. I know I don't have to say it. But I never ever want you to ever think of doing anything bad. And I know you won't. so I'm not worried" She smiles as she pecks your nose with a kiss "Ok?" She begins to sound a little more cheerful, doing her best to relax.
"Mhmm, I got it."
>You brought your hoof to your forehead for a salute.
>"Great.....wait" She realized, then gasped at your movement. "Anon, y-you can move?!"
>You smile to yourself as you slowly wave your hoof about
"Whatddya know, I guess I can. Oh! I bet your cuddle magic fixed me Aunt Fluttershy!"
>You open your hooves to her for a hug
"Can I get cuddles please?"
>She started to tear up and whimper as she leans forward and picks up and holds you close, folding her wings over you. "Yes, you can have every cuddle ever! I'm so so so so so so glad you're ok Anon! I'm..so..g-glad"
>Now you felt a little bad. But you knew her crying was happy crying. Essentially, you just made her day by showing her you were ok.
"I love you Aunt Fluttershy."
>"I love you too, I'll always love you Anon. No matter what" She does her best to hide her whimpering as she cradles and cuddles you close.

>>29391603
>Though....perhaps that talk about the horn didn't have to happen tonight.
>Because the lovable moment stops when you can hear shrieking and yelling coming from outside the door.
>"Mr.Discord! Please calm down! W-we know your worried bu-but that's no reason to turn our nurses into parrots!" You could hear one of the doctors begging.
>Oh fuck...
>"THEN STOP REPEATING YOURSELVES! AND STOP TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN! MAYBE IF YOU HAD, I'D ONLY HAD TURNED ONE OF YOU INTO A PARROT. ALWAYS SQUAWKING YOUR SAME MEDICAL MUMBO JUMBO! NOW TELL ME WHERE MY SON IS BEFORE I TURN THIS WHOLE PLACE INTO A BIRDHOUSE!TELL ME HOW HE IS!" You could hear Discord yelling, and so could Fluttershy as she muttered a frightened "...oh no"
>"H-he's in room 2-209! Miss Shy w-was the one to b-bring him in and we a-already let her know he will be fine. Please, if you don't believe me. A-ask her yourself" The doctor sputtered in fright.
>But there was no noise after that. There was an eerie quiet. And then... ".....Did you say miss Shy?"
>"Y-yes, she's just a few doors down." You could hear the doctor.
>Then you hear a small blast of magic. Before Discord completely and seemingly calmed down. "This never happened, I entered this hospital with a calmness comparable to that of a statue, and now everypony suddenly has a thousand bits waiting for them at home. And most of all, when we walk through that door. You and I are friends, understand?"
>"U-ummm...." The doctor didn't know how to respond.
>You looked to Fluttershy, and giggled
"Dad is afraid of you, huh?"
>"Fluttershy relaxed, and giggled herself when she realized everything would be ok, she even got a little cocky about Discord suddenly backing off and your response to it "Mhmmm" She gently places you back on the bed and pokes your nose "Because he knows that I'll get mad if I find out he has been setting bad examples for you"

>>29391639
>It didn't take long for Discord to step through the door thereafter, giggling to himself as he walked in with the frightened doctor, pretending to make idle chit chat "And she says "How dare you cook my shoes!". how amusing is that? I mean come on, those were obviously boots, not shoes. I tell you, you ponies blame things on me even when you're clearly wrong."
>The doctor put on a fake smile as he trembled "Haha, that's a g-good one. Well, here's the room. Other patients to take care of. Goodbye!" And then he zipped out of there.
>Discord smirked to the two of you as he pointed back at the door "A real charming guy that........doctor..pony. Anyway! I heard about what happened through some of my sources. How is my only son doing? hmm?" You could just sense the relief in his voice when he could see you were clearly ok and that Fluttershy was already with you.
>Fluttershy just looked to Discord, then back at the door, then back to him. "And you made sure to change everything back. Right?"
>Discord cringed hard from that as he started to fiddle with his paw and talons. "You heard all that?"
>"Mhmmm, but I'm not mad Discord. I could hear how upset you were. But, turning ponies into birds isn't a good way to handle it.It will only make other ponies mad at you. And Discord, I don't want anypony mad at you because you're understandably upset." She tells him. Not in a mean way, not even in a stern way. She just wanted him to understand.
>Discord sighed as he looked down, feeling ashamed of himself "Of course.."
>"Discord..." Fluttershy hovers over to him and gives him a hug. Discord doesn't hesitate to hug her back and hold her close "Are you ok?"
>"Just a tad angry my dear. But no longer now that I see everything is ok....ahrm. Not that it wouldn't be. I am the greatest being alive mind you. only stands to reason that any kind of extension of myself would be alright." He explains way as he tries to sound less worried.

>>29389300
What if Anon, if he got to Equestria, would be transformed into a draconequus instead of remaining a human or becoming a pony? Twilight became a human and Spike a dog, even though both are fully sapient, so who says humans couldn't become other creatures upon traversing?

>>29391675
>"Oh Discord..." She hovers upwards and smiles at him "You don't need to act so tough. I know deep deep inside that the moment you found out Anon was in trouble that you dropped everything to be at his side because you care and was very worried about him."
>Discord gripped his talons for a moment, but couldn't summon up the will needed to counter that. "I..suppose that's true. I...mnnn"
>"Discord, come on. You don't need to say anything more. Why don't you just go say hi to him and see that he's ok" Fluttershy was just smiling at him. Her worries were gone now that he was here. She felt, as a family unit, things would be fine. She was especially glad that it seemed your "sister" didn't find out about this. She didn't want her to worry.
>Discord looked to you, and without a word, went and sat at the seat Fluttershy was previously sitting and looked down at you with a gentle smile "How are you doing Anon? Well, I hope"
"Yeah, I'm ok...how are you doing Dad? You sounded pretty worried out there"
>"Ahrm...well.." He already knew you knew exactly how worried he was, given what happened back near the old cutie mark vault. "I was. And really, I don't understand how this could have happened. I was told some vagrant had paralyzed you with some weed. Why didn't you use your horn to flip his entire world upside down?"
"...oh..well..I didn't want to waste the charge. I thought I could handle it without the horn."
>"Anon..." Discord sighs as he leans back "As the son of chaos, I not only expect you to hold a certain standard to the title, but also to make anypony who dares challenge you understand the very meaning of the word."Chaos"."
>"Discord...you mean just defending himself because a bad pony tried to hurt him. right?" Fluttershy wanted him to correct himself to sound less...chaosy

>>29391758
>"Right! That's exactly what I meant. Thank you Fluttershy" Discord acted as if that's actually what he meant. It was kinda cute to see him reacting like this.
"I'm sorry Dad, I guess I messed up"
>you felt you did, that's for sure. You should have been able to slap Good New's shit. Shadow Sheet though? eh, he was just really doing his job.
>Discord sighed and placed his paw gently on your head. In the end, he was just glad you were ok. "It's alright.I'm just glad you're alright. Although." He turns his head to Fluttershy to try to make some sort of point "A little chaotic fortitude would have given him the impulse to prevent this. Just a small urge to wreck the fabric of reality. Fluttershy, surely you understand at least that much"
>and then, thats when she blew Discord's mind "I actually agree with you Discord. That's why I want to ask you something"

>>29391736
If a pony became a human, wouldn't a human become a pony?

>>29391872
What if the humans can become all sort of creatures?

>>29391576
>Forgetting about Starlight
GlimGlam on suicide watch

>>29391839
D'awww, Fluttershy is so worried about erfanon's safety that she wants to buff the horn

>>29391736
>who says humans couldn't become other creatures upon traversing?
>Elo's Eris

ouch

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>>29391736
That's how we got pic related

>>29391736
That has already been done in this thread, you can thank Elo for that

Bang

Where's everybody?

>>29394771
Working

>>29391839
Does Discord actually sees Anon as his real son?

>>29395322
sorta, Anon in private is his partner. Aslong as Discord's plans don't fuck up too many things. Anon will back it.

>Aaaaand just like that, your excitement gets completely obliterated once Cherrywood and you enter the place.
>Like sure, the place was gorgeous, stylized with a French-like architecture… well, for the most part, the joint had greek pillars and you swear by everything that is science that the murals were art deco, buuut on the other hoof… that view of the Canterlot mountains was fantastic, and the lighting was perfect for a romantic dinner.
>The place was fine, and since it was filled with floral ornaments, the aroma of the was simply enchanting, but what really killed your excitement was…
>”Egh! This place is filled with snotty ponies!” Cherrywood exclaims in disgust
“Yes… yes it is… geez, they look more arrogant than Blueblood himself, and he has an ego as big as the sun, then we have this music…. Man, I hate lounge tunes, but uuuugh… let’s give it a shot, alright? Maybe we are being too judgmental.
>”Well… I don’t know… but… hmmmm…Okay! But I still don’t like this place…” Cherrywood sighs and follows you to the reception.
>It was called reception, right? Right? Eeeeh… even when your dear mothers tried taught you a bunch of etiquette so you knew how to act once the grand galloping gala arrived… you really didn’t pay attention to most of it.
>Point is, it was that podium where you order a table, and behind that elegant podium was a very arrogant and fancy-looking griffon that was in charge of assigning the tables for the restaurant clients… wait, the actual term was commensals, right? Agh… whatever, you could care less about this kind of stuff
>When your turn to order a table finally arrived… which happened to be the very last turn… the Griffon looks down on you, raised an eyebrow and spoke with an annoyingly patronizing tone ”Excuze-moi, I don’t know what idea you had when you entered to zis fine restaurant, but we don’t serve to ponies like yourselves, so please leave zis establishment at once”

>>29395391
>You raised an eyebrow too, but tried to be polite… well, as much as you could… that jerk’s attitude really bothered you… a whoooooole lot!
“Well, you sure are excused mate, but jokes aside we would a like a table for two, and please, make it right next to a window with a nice view of the city”
>The Griffon stopped looking at you and focused instead on the giant notebook that was lying on the podium, and with that same patronizing tone he replied ”I don’t zink that you understand me, We are not going to serve to ponies like you, so please leave, and if you can make it quick, then that would be wonderful and I’m sure zat your mommies and daddies would be proud for having well behaved kids and all zat. Next please.”
>Cherrywood dashed towards the waitress, completely angered at his behavior ”Hey! Who do you think you-“
>But you quickly stopped her with your magic, speaking to her loud enough so that jerk could listen to you too.
“Cherrywood, let me handle this, ok? Maybe Pierre here just hit his head a little too hard this morning, or maybe that ugly bowtie is preventing the blood from going to his brain, whatever the case might be, I’m sure he’s not being that stupid just because he’s actually this stupid”
>The Griffon closed his notebook very loudly and gave you a disgusted glare ”Excuse me?! What did you call me?! Let me tell you zat this bowtie is of ze highest class, and for your information, my name isn’t Pierre, it’s Blue Claw!”
>You look at the jerk directly at his eyes, not backing down
“Well PIERRE, it’s just that I was wondering something that you said, so please enlighten me, what did you mean by “ponies like yourselves”? Because really, I can’t wrap my head around what you meant by that”

>>29395487
>The griffon let out an arrogant chuckle complete with a condescending smile ”Hmph! Isn’t it obvious? You two are clearly nozing more than two kids from the slumps who thought that zey could have a “romantic” dinner wiz the socialite of Equestria, but as I said, we don’t serve to noponies like you two, so please do everypony a favor and get lost!”
>Completely baffled by what Pierre just said, you and Cherrywood looked at each other for a moment, and then busted out laughing
>The griffon though, didn’t see the hilarity of the moment since he dug his fairly sharp claws on the podium and angrily barked at you “Stop wiz that! Zis is not a joke! Get out from my restaurant at once!”
>Cherrywood flied to the griffon and placed her left front hoof around his neck ”KeKeKe~! Oh Mr. Pierre, you really are a dummy! And not just a dummy, you’re THE dummiest dummy I’ve ever seen! KeKeKe~! I can’t believe that you don’t know who you’re talking to!”
>The griffon looked at Cherrywood with disdain as he gently removed her hoof from his neck ”Oui, I’m talking to a pair of noponies who are just asking for trouble, now if you were so kind as to-“
>You laugh again, interrupting Pierre again
“Man, you really are that stupid, aren’t you? Are you telling me that you don’t recognize my face? Come on, mate! It’s been in every newspaper frontline for months!”
>Pierre shrugged and waved his right claw in a dismissive manner ”I don’t have ze time to read garbage about a dumb kid winning his school science fair… now… if you might-“
>”You only have time for being a big dummy!” Cherrywood landed at your side and gives Pierre a big grin “My Annony here is the prince!” then she scratched her chin, thinking about something “Actually, I’m kinda amazed that you and your ugly moustache didn’t know that, I mean, this place is supposed to serve to the…uuh… whatever was that word that you used for fancy ponies”

>>29395487
gonna let you know dude. Griffons use normal names usually starting with G.

>>29395570
Sharp Claw

>>29395570
>inb4 Nightmare Night
they were using code names. "Greg" wanted one too but didn't get one

>>29395582
Sharp Claw still got reffered as Sharp Claw after NMN

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>>29395580
The one time I can actually use this >pic related

>>29395593
Because thats his criminal name. Nobody refers to "The Riddler" as Edward Nigma unless it'a personal. in fact. an excerpt of the noir night.

>"Alright you punks, let's see what you got"
>"Greg, yer up. Just give the kid a few slaps until he starts crying for mommy"
>"Yeah...but can I have a cool name afterwards?"

>"...Greg..yer about to beat up a kid. Do ya reallly want a name based off of that?"
>"Y'know...maybe?"

>>29395523
>Sweat started to flow down the griffon’s forehead as he nervously questioned that last statement ”Ze… Prince?”
>You chuckled and nodded to Pierre… and of course, you didn’t forget to give that jerk a share of your smugness
“Yup, I’m Anon, son of Princess Luna and Princess Celestia, so yeah…”
>You gently shrugged, changing your smug face for a serious expression
“I guess that would make me a Prince, wouldn’t it? But since you’re so fixated with titles, then let me tell you that this beautiful filly right here is no one else than Cherrywood Bellemare, daughter of Moonlight Shadow”
>Pierre’s tilted his head backwards and shrugged ”And who’s zat pony supposed to be?”
>Cherrywood gave her best menacing grin to the griffon jerk ”Your worst nightmare once she finds out how you’ve treated us!”
>But Pierre’s reaction to her threat was a mere scowl ”Zen I guess that I was right about zat mare, she’s a nopony like you, and here I was worrying for a moment.”
“Oh Pierre, Pierre… you should start learning more about Equestria instead of trying to fake your Prench accent, I mean come on mate, you ain’t fooling anybody! But leaving that topic to a side… I wouldn’t exactly call the general of the Night Guard and personal body guard of Princess Luna a “nopony” but ehh… who knows, maybe that’s just me…”
>Pierre’s sweat was now flowing like a waterfall and he was breathing heavily, but his final answer? Well, that was actually unexpected “You… you’re nothing more than two delinquents! And guess what?! I don’t buy that shady story that you just dared to tell! Security!”
>From the kitchen and other rooms of the restaurant came a squad of very, very thin and short stallions…. and all of them had the same kind of fake and ugly mustache that Pierre had…

>>29395622
>Edward Nigma
They do after they get sent to jail and the news makes their way to the newspaper frontlines. Sharp Claw still got called Sharp Claw

>>29395628
>And their accent… well, the LACK of accent was more accurate, sheesh! It was as fake as everything in this joint! All of them yelled “Hon, Hon, Hon!” in a threatening way…. And not even one had any semblance of a prench accent whatsoever…
>If only Aegia was here… no, wait… if she was here, then she would probably snap their necks, just to protect the honor of her motherland.
>”Oh yeah?! Are you dummy enough to believe that your lame security has a chance against us?!” Cherrywood yells at Pierre, readying herself to attack “Give us your best shot! My hoovesies will rip that ugly mustache from your even uglier face!”
>Well, you could use your magic on these idiots… hmmm… yeah, it could be a very, VERY easy win. Heck, Cherrywood could just sit and laugh as you throw them around with a simple levitation spell… But that wasn’t the most intelligent thing to do, was it?
>Facing these fake prench ponies would be a very, VERY bad decision, they could end up calling a couple guards, and the worst case scenario was a very plausible one: this incident could escalate to a major scandal that would surely hurt your mother’s reputation.
>Soooo, as much as it hurts your pride, you had to think straight and do what your title demands you to do: Not fall for these kinds of provocations, and actually behave like a Prince …
“Cherrywood…wait… let’s get out of here, alright? We can find a better place to have our date than this two-star fast food joint.”
>And of course, Cherrywood’s reaction wasn’t very positive ”What?! And let that jerk win?! Don’t be dummy! We can totally beat those guys!”
>You pull her closer to you and whisper into her ear
“I know that! Heck, just look at those wimps! I could probably throw a couple towels at them and that would be enough to make them run for their lives, but think about it Cherrywood! If we kick their flanks and make them go cry to their mommies, then what would happen?”

>>29395646
>Cherrywood scratched her chin, thinking about her answer ”Uhhh… we get our table and laugh at them?”
“Well… probably… but I mean after that! Our parents would get involved in a major and dumb mess because we beat… albeit rightfully … a bunch of prench pretenders wimps!”
>”Ooooooh!” Cherrywood finally realizes the consequences of that action, and starts to look a little nervous “That would be bad, right? And we would get scolded and then grounded, right?”
>You nod
“Yes, and we would get grounded for months and months!”
>”Months and months?!” Cherrywood places her hooves on her muzzle and gasps “B-but I don’t to be grounded until I’m an old mare!” She then shakes her head and dashes to the door, but not before giving a piece of her mind the restaurant staff “Doncha think that you won! We’re just leaving because your restaurant is filled with icky roaches and your mustaches smell!”
>You start walking towards the door too, but not before looking back at Pierre and calmly saying
“As my marefriend said, don’t you think of this as a victory, because it truly isn’t, the way you treat ponies with so much contempt just because they don’t fit in your stupid elitist standards is something that I won’t tolerate. Expect a letter from the castle very, veeery soon…. “
>You get out of the restaurant but quickly go back in, just to say your final words
“Oh! And your accent is as false as a three bits coin! And you know what else?! This restaurant is a sham too! It’s nothing but a cheap mish-mash of badly copied architectural styles! And your mustache DOES smell like rotten fish!”
>When you walk out of the restaurant, this time for good, you saw Cherrywood sitting at one of the stairs, looking completely bummed out about what just happened.
>You sit at her side, and immediately after you do, she let out a groan in frustration

>>29395637
most of the time no. the paper always refer to their criminal name

>>29395678
They don't, as a recent example, we have the case of Javier "El Chapo" Guzmán. Nickname is usually placed along their name or just the name is used. Sharp Claw was always called Sharp Claw

>>29395677
>”We could’ve beaten them, you know? I mean, you know how hard I have been training under my mom’s creepy regime, and you!” The frustration in her face was crystal clear “You have that awesome magic! You could’ve done something!”
>You sigh and place your hooves on her shoulders
“I know… I know… but Cherrywood, please… you have to understand that if we had done that-“
>Cherrywood shakes her head ”If we had taught those guys a lesson, then they would’ve taken back the awful things that they say about you!”
“Cherrywood… you know that I don’t care about-“
>”Maybe you don’t, but I do care!” Some tears were starting to form in the corner of her eyes “I-I don’t like… no… I HATE when ponies try to be mean to my best friend!”
>”I know what it feels to be called by nasty names… I-I’m used to that… almost everypony that I know picks on me… b-but! But…” She lowers her head and looks away from you “But I don’t want that to happen to you…. I-I don’t know how to explain it… but I just hate when somepony tries to pick on you… and… and…”
>You let out a sigh and drop your head in shame
“And I ruined our first date… way to go, huh? I shouldn’t have called that guy stupid, or call him names; I should’ve acted more like a real prince, but noooo! My stupid pride got in the way and now I made you feel bad… I suppose that I’m not good enough- AGH!”
>Cherrywood groaned and interrupted by giving you a slap on the back of your head “Anon! Don’t be such a downer dummy! For Pete’s sake you don’t need to act all prince-y all the time, you know?! I mean, my mom tells me that Princess Luna messes things up at times and she’s like super awesome at being a princess! So chill out, will ya?!”
>You don’t know what to say… at least for a few minutes, and then you can’t but to laugh
“Hah! Well yeah… guess you’re right…”
>You snicker
“Nah, I’m sure you’re right, and besides, those folks were a bunch of idiots, right?”

>>29395709
>”Right!” Cherrywood nods “And they totally deserved to get their flanks kicked, buut…ugh… we can’t because you’re right, like totally right, and that’s what I like so much about you, you know?”
“What? That me and my dumb pride get me into unnecessary problems?”
>Cherrywood giggled and waved her hoof in a dismissive manner ”Nah, don’t be dummy! I mean that you usually think things through and through, like, even when things are super bad, you always use your mind to… to… ratia…rashionalishe… err…”
>You let out a small laugh and corrected her
“The word you’re looking for is “rationalize””
>”Yeah, that!” Cherrywood sighs and looks at you directly in the eye “And that’s my point! You always know what to say and what to do, like, its super crazy! You’re always speak with fancy words but never come out as a snotty, arrogant pony, and like, you’re always worried if others are okay, and you always know how to act when stuff goes bad because you use that big head of yours to… well… think! And that’s just a part of why I like you so much, you’re super smart and never judge me… even when I’m actually dumb… and not as pretty as your school friends…”
>Cherrywood looks down, starting to feel bad with herself “And you never make fun of me… even when I’m a weirdo who really, really likes monsters and ghosts and spooky stuff… you’re different…”
>The two of you stay silent for a moment before you decide to pull Cherrywood for a hug
“And you never judge me for my weird preferences on science, quite the contrary; I’m always happy to see that you always join me with a smile on your face. Not only that… Cherrywood, I’ve always admired your bravery, how you defy danger just because you want to protect those that you love… and as I always tell you, no one else will catch my eye, no matter how pretty or smart they are because they simply ain’t you”

>>29395693
>comparing real world to comics/cartoons

doesn't usually happen in cartoons or comics. hell, even movies don't usually have their real names printed in the headlines. And even without that. I established that those were criminal names. with one of the three lacking one.

>>29395719
That seems like a pretty flimsy excuse Mr. Claw, especially when even the series doesn't follow your statement, I mean, maybe the name Gimmi Moore is common in Cuba, but I'm sure that it isn't for the rest of the world

>>29395580
Erf BTFO

>>29395714
>Cherrywood returns the hug whole heartedly and whispers ”Thanks Anonny…”
>The two of you stay like that for… for… well, you don’t for how long, but you surely enjoyed it… a lot
>And when the two of you finally breaks that hug, you had one thing to say
“You know, I’m actually having fun with this, so I kinda don’t want it to end like this. What do you say if we continue our date at another place? You know that I’m not very well informed when it comes to good places in Canterlot, so why don’t you choose our next destination? ”
>”I was gonna say the same thing and…uuuhmm… “ Cherrywood scratched her chin for a moment before happily coming up with her answer “I know a great place that makes the best hay burgers in Equestria, and I think that they also make chili hay-dogs too!”
“Alright! Now we’re talking! Lead the way!”
>”KeKeKe~! I knew you would like my idea, follow me!” Cherrywood gets up and starts leading you through Canterlot’s snowy streets.
>And you know what? You really need to get out of the castle more, be it in another date with Cherrywood, with your dear mothers or on your own, because Canterlot city was actually quite beautiful.
>The mix between of the classier European style with the extravagance of the Middle East, added with the ponies magical touch gave the city a whimsical, almost utopical aura.
>And yeah, there were a bunch of ponies that looked like a bunch of arrogant jerks, along with stores that probably sold their merchandise at exorbitant prices just because they have a fancy brand attached to them
>But you also saw classier ponies who expelled kindness and love out of them by making such simple acts as helping an old mare to cross the street, or giving a fairly generous aid to less fortunate ponies.

>>29395746
>It was that kind of ponies and those little shows of harmony that filled your heart with happiness… especially when you realized that these ponies far outnumbered the arrogant, mean ones.
>Just by watching the ponies of Canterlot going out on their daily lives it was clear that there were more ponies who took time out of their busy day to help others
>That while there were some bad seeds, friendship and harmony reigned in the busy streets of Canterlot.
>And as you and Cherrywood started to get deeper into the city, you started to saw families and friends playing in the snow together, musicians performing for everyone who passed by, painters portraying their beautiful home city and its beautiful inhabitants.
>A feeling of pride filled you completely, this was your home, these were your ponies, the incredibly filly walking by your side was your girlfriend… and you were their Prince.
>Maybe Cherrywood advised you to not act like one all the time but… you simply couldn’t help to feel that all of this was your responsibility now, that you had to protect this, that it was your absolute duty, your new goal in life to keep this magical utopia not only for the ponies of Canterlot, but for all living creatures in Equestria, to protect them and guide them under the banner of harmony.
>But your little train of thought got interrupted by Cherrywood, who was starting to shake under the falling snow ”Brrr… It’s getting a little cold, right?”
>You nod and using your magic, take off your jacket and place it on Cherrywood
“That’s usually what happens when it’s snowing, but hey, if the jacket isn’t enough, well…”
>You feel your cheeks getting warm as you shyly look away from her
>Cherrywood cuddles on the jacket and asks with slight confusion “Well… well, what?”
>You kick some snow with your left front hoof, still not looking directly at Cherrywood
“You know, you could always… come closer to me… so we could be warm together…”

>>29395758
>”O-Oh! Well… uuhmmm…” Cherrywood’s face gets a bright red color, she then comes close to you and leans her body against yours “I-I actually would like t-that… a-a lot”
>Your heart started to beat faster when your girlfriend rested her head on you, your mind was starting to get filled with corny ideas about… well… love…. And spending your life together with Cherrywood… and… well… things like that…
>After some time of walking close to each other, you and Cherrywood step into an old neighborhood, and the streets were narrower than their more modern counterparts, this place certainly didn’t lack in activity.
>Ponies bringing casseroles to their neighbors, arguing over minor problems before ending their dispute in a friendly hoof shake, foals running and flying all over the place, either playing with each other or running errands for their parents, merchants announcing discounts and promoting their stores.
>Heh, some flower vendor even managed to convince you to buy a couple roses for Cherrywood, she ate one while you gently placed the other on her mane, complementing her looks perfectly, and of course, making you admire her beauty even more.
>Sadly, the place that Cherrywood told you about was closed… but you didn’t mind, even when both of you were cold, even when you were hungry, it didn’t matter.
>You also didn’t care that the plaza that Cherrywood took you to was incredibly crowded by other ponies, you still had each other, and nothing else mattered.
>You and Cherrywood took a seat in a bench of that small plaza, then your bat happily snuggles her head under your chin as she gives you a tight hug
>Cherrywood giggled and cuddled a bit more “KeKeKe~! You’re sooo warm! I could stay like this for…uhmmm….” She hesitates for a moment before answering “I was gonna say forever, but that’s just a dumb thing to say, I mean, I’m kinda hungry and I still have lots of homework to do… but I really like being like this!”

>>29395769
>You let out a laugh and snuggle your muzzle on Cherrywood’s mane and give her a kiss on the head
“I get what you’re saying, I-I like to being like this too… a lot in fact… we should do it more often…”
>”Mmhmm! T-That’s a great idea and- huh? What’s that?” A card suddenly materialized out of nowhere and landed on Cherrywood’s muzzle, causing her to stop cuddling you so she could read the card “Do you think that Sister Eris sent this?”
“Well… yeah… the card most surely was written by her… hmmm… now that I think about it, she really hasn’t showed up since that weird cloud council thing…. Hmm… it makes me a little nervous, but… why don’t you read it?”
>”O-Okay!” Cherrywood nods and then starts reading the card out loud “Sister Eris says: it’s time to… dance? What?! I don’t know how to dance!”
“Me neither, besides there’s no music going on, just the sound of ponies coming and going, maybe… huh…”
>You look to the plaza and… you notice something different… something that really started to give you the creeps
>”Maybe? Maybe, what? Hey Anonny, don’t be a dummy and stop talking in mid-sentence, I don’t actually have mind reading po-“ You interrupt her little rant by pointing at the ponies in the plaza
>When Cherrywood finally took notice of what was going on, she jumped off the bench and yelled “What they hay?! Why’s everypony frozen in place?!” she then turns to you and asks with concern “Anonny! D-Did you make this happen with your weird freezing spell?!”
>You slowly shake your head and get off the bench too
“No, my freezing spell is not that powerful… yet. And even if it was me, that wouldn’t explain the creepy change in the lighting…”
>Cherrywood takes a step back and comes closer to you… really close to you ”W-What do you mean?”

>>29395778
“Look around, Cherrywood. Everything surrounding this place suddenly went dark, no lights on the houses or streets… heck, I can barely see them anymore, and compare that to the plaza, it’s perfectly lit with this… unnatural light… it’s almost like if we were on a…”
>”On a stage” Cherrywood finalizes your sentences, now fully aware of where you were going at “Anonny… what’s happening?”
>”Tee-Hee! You should look at your faces, it’s soooo adorable how frightened you two are! But worry not because as my little card said…” Eris materializes on top of a piano, a sexy sultry smile displayed on her face “It’s time to dance”
>This time, Eris was wearing a night red dress, which was perfectly complemented by the makeup and mane style that she was wearing… man, she was so hot that she could melt the polar caskets
>But what caught your attention was the pianist who was…was… an amorphous glob of green goo with a top hat and a cute bowtie
>You and Cherrywood gulp at the same time
“What in the world is that thing?”
>But Cherrywood wasn’t thinking the same as you as she starts hoping in her place, and happily exclaims ”I know! It’s awesome right!”
>”Ugh…” Eris rolls her eyes and shakes her head “This amazing pianist right here isn’t a thing…” she pats that mass of green goo and kisses it on the… cheek? Whatever she did, the goo reacted by happily wobbling “His name is the Smooze… Unca Smooze, and he was generous enough to perform for us tonight…”
>Cherrywood let out a gasp and offers the green goo a bow ”Oh! I-I’m sorry Mr. Smooze! We didn’t want to offend you!” she then pokes you with her hoof and points with her heat at the… Smooze, giving you a face that told you to do the same thing
>And… huh… that Smooze guy looked like he was expecting an apology from you too… hmmm… well, why not? It’s not like you can expect any semblance of logic when a draconequus is around, you might as a well roll with this.

>>29391839

>Discord sighed and placed his paw gently on your head. In the end, he was just glad you were ok. "It's alright.I'm just glad you're alright. Although." He turns his head to Fluttershy to try to make some sort of point "A little chaotic fortitude would have given him the impulse to prevent this. Just a small urge to wreck the fabric of reality. Fluttershy, surely you understand at least that much"
>and then, thats when she blew Discord's mind "I actually agree with you Discord. That's why I want to ask you something"

Based Flutterbutter

>>29395787
“I’m sorry too mate, it’s just that I have never seen a…hmmm… a smooze that is so elegant like you… yeah… but, Eris said that you’re going to perform for us? I’m sorry to disappoint, but we don’t really know how to dance”
>”Well…” Cherrywood rubs the back of her neck “More like I’ve never danced with anypony…”
>You tilt your head backwards in surprise at that answer
“What? You never said that!”
>”Duh!” Cherrywood rolls her eyes and puffs her cheeks “I had no friends before I met you remember? Dancing is for ponies with friends, not a weirdo who likes to craft spooky masks…”
>You let out a nervous chuckle and give your bat an awkward smile
“Oh yeah… I didn’t think about that, I… I’m sorry…”
>”KeKeKe~! No biggie! But what about you?” Cherrywood pokes your chest and gives you a smug grin “What’s your excuse for not knowing how to dance, Mr. Prince of Harmony?”
“Well…”
>Eris interrupts you with a calm and sexy tone “Because he’s the biggest dork that there is, he always, ALWAYS stank at anything that involved physical work, in fact, he needed to train daily under like three top class professionals’ supervision, just to stop being so clumsy…”
“H-Hey! I wasn’t THAT bad!”
>”Oh yeah?” Eris giggles “Should I remind you when you tried to get into breakdance? Because trust me, I still remember that like if it happened yesterday”
>Your pupils shrank and a chill ran down through your spine after Eris gave that threat… You win this time, you sexy witch!
“N-NO! You’re right! You’re right! No need to tell that kind of stories to anyone, alright!”
>”Tee-hee! You’re so adorable when you’re scared, but okay dork, just because I’m a fan of these cheesy romantic things, I won’t tell that story… today…. With that said…” Eris gently caresses the Smooze and tells him in a soft voice “Whenever you’re ready, maestro!” she then traces a circle with her paw, making a spotlight to be cast upon you and Cherrywood.

>>29395798
>The Smooze jiggles in delight and somehow, against all natural laws, he starts playing the piano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSg3tBzAVFk
>And man, it was actually a pretty nice sounding ballad. Cherrywood held your hoof and says with a cheerful smile “Come on Anonny! Let’s give this dance thingy a try!”
>You pull her closer and say with a confident grin on your face
“I couldn’t agree more”
>And when you make your first steps… the piano suddenly gets replaced by a full symphony composed of the previously frozen ponies, now wearing elegant white tuxedos and pink dresses…
>You turn your attention to Eris who makes a bow to the two of you and waves her paw to tell you to proceed.
>When you looked back to Cherrywood, the music made another change, this time for a more lively jazz, and it was at that point where the two of you decided to not care anymore about trying to make a proper dance
>The two of you were laughing, spinning each other, coming with new steps…and when you get closer…
>The music made another change, still livelier, but more spectacular, and this time the stage changed too.
>Eris, the Smooze, the improvised symphony… all of them were all gone, making way to a starry sky that enveloped the two of you
>You could only saw Cherrywood’s silhouette and she could only saw yours, but your dance continued as you danced through this never ending and magical starry sky…
>The music changed to a symphony again, but your heartbeats became the rhythm that made you dance…
>You swear that you were actually flying through the sky, with only the moon and the stars serving as witness for the dance, and yes, it was clumsy, it was filled with mistakes, but the moment where Cherrywod rested her head on your shoulder made all of that to not matter anymore…

>>29395732
>flimsy

I mean. Even "Greg" follows the naming conventions for a griffon. Because thats how it is. by anything else, this was my intention by going by how cartoons usually go. I aknowledged the naming convention through him

>>29395809
>And so, the dance became a very slow one which the music actually complimented perfectly by switching to just the piano once again…
>And when the music stopped, when you and Cherrywood returned from your magical dance across the stars, the two looked at each other’s eyes, completely entranced by the moment…
>You lean forward and Cherrywood closes her eyes, and then… pure bliss in the form of a tender kiss that you would never forget, a moment where your hearts beat as one, and when the kiss was over, the two of you whispered to the other “I love you”
>She loves you and you love her, and this was proof enough of that, because… even when almost everything went wrong… you two couldn’t have asked for a more perfect date….
Ta-Da! Hope that you guys enjoyed the date! I will update the pastebin in a bit

>>29395819
So Gimmi Moore is a common human name?

>>29395830
let's just drop it

>>29395888
Woah what's this?

>>29395888
Trips say drop it. Drop the mic

>>29395888
Yes, because Greg doesn't follow the Griffon's naming conventions that you claim either, even when we leave out Gimmi Moore, every Gryphon has a French, Welsh or Slavic name. No murrika or Britanic ones.

Also, I brought ya the pastebi link!
http://pastebin.com/PyQUuQ5U

>>29395830
I meant in comparison to "Gilda" "Grizelda" and the like

>>29395936
Gabby
http://www.behindthename.com/name/gabby

>>29396606
Gimmi Moore

>>29396613
http://www.behindthename.com/name/gertie

and Gertie

two in show griffons with english names.
Also, Greg can be short for the many different origins of ita long term version. like the slavic name Gregor

>>29396606
>Diminutive of Gabrielle and Gabriela
>Same page states that those are names that came from eastern europe

>>29396634
>Usage
>Dutch

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>>29396634
Actually, Gregor is a britanic name, then popularized in Scottland and then passed on to the slavic countries. Gregory is also a name originated in Britain and the US.

Both of your examples are diminutives of names that comes from eastern europe and dutchland/Hungary, you lose Fidel

>>29396686
so what you're you are saying is that Gregor doesn't count?

>>29396686
I also derped with Gregory, that is a britanic name also used in France. But then, if Greg was used for Gregory, as in the french name, it still doesn't follow the naming convention since french names are used for french griffons who have a thick accent

>>29396713
But what am i asking is gregor part of the naming convention or not?

>>29396726
I'm saying that you can't hold the high horse on this one since there are griffons who doesn't follow that naming pattern, we have a Griffon named Natalya, one named after the mineral Galena, Graff, and since you brought up a comics character, there's also Firegem, Rinehart, vermouth roux, and franz.

>>29396742
>comic character.
who?

I pulled names from the show (name equestria games and griffonstone) and the journal of the two sisters straight from the wiki

>>29396814
...The wikia says that Gertie is a character from the comic friends forever...

Please stop this autism barrage, can't we all agree that the date was adorable?

>>29396867
fuck, so i did. Well, Gregor is still part of the official canon. but lets just call things off for now

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>>29397262
It was odd to see such a light hearted story to suddenly become so dark over the course of a couple chapters.

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>>29397277
Just wait until you read the next chapter.
Spoilers: Read title of the chapter, it says all

Ignoring the autistic screeching of our dear writters, I want to point out something: PhD has started to become a really powerful leader, his behavior in the school election really proves that, he cares about the ponies of his school, protect them from those who wants to harm them, listens to their problems and look up for ways to solve them.

This date was adorable but PhD coming to the realization about his responsability and destiny as a soon-to-be ruler is something that stood out to me.

At the same time, erfanon... really embraced chaos and never gave much thought about his cutie mark or destiny, which fits a lot with how Discord's heir should act... or maybe he just forgot and the subkect of destiny is of no importance to him.

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>>29397475
You're correct my dear Anon, through the story PhD has learned lots of things, and forgotten others. Childification struck him hard and now he's basically a kid again, but with that said, with this new life, he has found a new meaning.

Luna and Celestia helped a lot to that, but so was his cutie mark and all his friends. PhD embraced his title and now he wants to live up to it and be the best leader he can be. I just hope that you guys have enjoyed the journey so far.

I don't like it when mommy and daddy are fighting

>>29391839
>"Ask me something?" Discord was curious. Since the topic of chaos was brought up. He snapped his talons. Teleporting to the other side of the bed with an eager look on his face. Staring directly at Fluttershy with delight. "Do go on Fluttershy, I don't think we've ever had a chat about promoting chaos on a larger scale."
>"Don't get too ahead of yourself Discord." Fluttershy took a seat on the chair and looked directly into Discord's eyes before taking a look at your necklace. "I don't want Anon running amok. That would be bad. But, I do want Anon to have a way to defend himself better. I know how the horn works and..." She looked to Discord with pleading eyes "Can you please...please...give him another, umm, I think you call it a charge? Can you give him another to use everyday?"
>"Interesting..." Discord leaned back as he pulled up a gelatin chair and stroked his beard as he laid back on it. "Another charge? I presume this is over the fact that he hesitated to use the one he has. Yes..." He then entered deeper into thought...in a literal sense. He literally took his brain out of his ear and started rubbing it like a cat. much to everyone's dismay. "Although I still think Anon has yet to prove himself with just the charge he has. I think, especially after today, that you may be right. Surely with two charges he wouldn't have to think about when the right time would be to use one since he's usually conservative with the one charge he already has."
"Prove myself?"
>What else was there to prove?
>"Discord, what do you mean by that?" Fluttershy was also curious.
>Discord smirked as he shoved his brain into his mouth and shrugged "It doesn't matter now. Because...well." Discord looked over to Fluttershy with a gentle expression "If it would ease your heart Fluttershy, I would gladly do this for you. In fact, it's already done. From now on, Anon will have two charges instead of one. Of course, purely for defensive reasons."

>>29397475
Anon is more focused on surviving a day without getting killed. Though, the party thing is definatly chaos oriented when it comes to teaching Chryssy a lesson.

>>29397906
>No fanfare?No big magic trick? Huh...you thought this would have been a bigger deal.
"So.."
>You tap at your horn.
"I can use it twice a day now?"
>"That would be correct sonny boy." Discord poked at your chest with his paw "But that doesn't mean you can get yourself into trouble. As your aunt said. She wants this purely for defensive reasons." He was subtly looking towards Fluttershy as he said this. It pretty much showed that he was full of shit in that regard and only wanted to impress her.
"I got it, I got it...thanks Dad. I promise to use it responsibly."
>"Good....now then, does that satisfy you Fluttershy?" Discord was just waiting for it. Waiting for her approval.
>And boy was she happy about it. Knowing you'd be safer, that these strange occurrences that happen to you now could now be contained. She'd rather it not happen at all. But, since they seem to happen no matter what. She would find solace in this. She flew up and latched on to Discord with a very big hug. "Thank you Discord. I'm so proud of you. Everything you've been doing lately has been just..wonderful. I don't think I could be any happier with you as I am right now"
>Discord hugged her back. Absorbing the attention like a child who only wanted to be loved. This is what he wanted. her praise and approval. This was the most important thing to him. It obviously edged out his care for you by just a bit. But only a bit. And you could live with that. It was just cute.
>"As a father Fluttershy. I only want best for my son. And if you think it's best, then of course your wish shall be granted." He seemed so happy...and yet...something filled you with dread as you could also hear his whispering voice in your ear.

>>29397928
>The voice said "Of course Anon. I do expect you to amp up your own game a little better as well. As in, I do believe, when we have a chance, that some chaotic fun is in order. But for now, I expect you to do exactly as Fluttershy wants. That is...don't end up in the hospital again. I don't want her to get upset. Ahrm...I'd also not want to see you hurt. But the former more than the latter. I do think you deserve a spanking after that little stunt back in that backwater town. But, given the moment, I'll just let things slide. Do me proud Anon...Do Fluttershy proud."
>Ok, not as dreadful as you thought it'd be. But it seems Discord does want a sort of payment for the extra charge in the form of terrorizing someone. Well...you'd just have to handle it when it comes. Though...two charges? You could definitely work some extra magic with two. It would be easier to handle things AND perhaps even get the drop on Chrysalis rather than the other way around.
>"Oh...Discord. What are you going to tell Nymous? Does she even know Anon is here?" Fluttershy wondered.
>"Er...hmm" Discord seemed to have completely forgot to come up with a cover story for that. Perhaps the scare he had made him forget.
"Oh umm...I sure hope not Aunt Fluttershy. After she took care of me all day. I think it'd be better if she didn't know. I don't want her to worry more than she already has."
>Yeah! That should work.
>"Oh..well, I guess that's fine. I still think we should tell her but. No..you're right. It might be better if she didn't know if she really was worried all that time. I wouldn't want her to think she was responsible or anything." Fluttershy seemed unsure. She didn't want there to be any more trouble because of this.
>Discord followed up on your move, and gently caressed the top of Fluttershy's head. "Oh no no, Anon is right. She was rife with worry just from him being sick. We needn't make it worse for her."

>>29397952
>"Hmmnn...ok" Fluttershy sighed. She did feel it was somewhat wrong. But, she'd go with both your words if it meant she'd be ok.
"So when can I come out of the hospital anyway? I don't want to be stuck here anymore."
>"Oh it can be right now I suppose. Should there be anymore complications then my magic should be able to take care of it." Discord seemed ok with letting you go "Besides, I'm sure there are a few things you want to do today."
>There was, and maybe, he possibly knew what you had planned. Or not. Maybe he wanted to do that thing he wanted to do straight away. Who knows?
>"Are you sure Discord? I think we should wait for the doctor's ok" Fluttershy however, was against you leaving so soon.
>"Pffft, what do doctors know. They probably thought Anon would be stuck here all day and look, he's moving around like it's no big deal." Discord seemed pretty sure you were ok
>And really? you knew you were since Shadow Sheet cured you.
"Yeah, I think I'm alright Aunt Fluttershy. And there is something I wanted to do today before y'know...this happened."
>"....still. No, no no. Discord, Anon...I simply cannot let that happen. I'm going to go get a doctor. And if he says you're ok, then you can go. But if not, then you're staying here." Fluttershy didn't want to hear any more about it either, she was final about this.
>"Fluttershy, really? Look at him...he's fine" Discord did his best to explain to her. Even wiggling your hooves around to show they were ok.
>"I'm sorry Discord. But not until the doctor gives the ok. As Anon's father, you should know that if Anon is sick...or hurt...or..well, anything that makes him end up at the hospital. Then you need to wait for the doctor's ok before he can leave." Fluttershy had entered that mother mode. She refused to let you out until the ok was given.

>>29397990
>"....." Discord raised his talon, as if he had a point. But then lowers it when he realizes he probably had no rebuttal.
"...yeah..well, ok. I mean..let's get a doctor in then to check me out."
>Fluttershy though, wanted to ask something before it even happened. "Hold on, wait please. I'm confused, why is everypony in a rush anyway?" She would have at least thought that you would have taken the option to get some extra rest just in case.
"W-well, Aunt Fluttershy. I just want to meet up with Pinkie Pie as soon as possible today. I want to plan out Nymous's "Welcome to Ponyville" party. I've heard she's been really shy about it and won't tell her any details."
>Well, that was the truth in all actuality.
>"Oh...well. I guess that's a good reason. I know how Pinkie can get when she isn't able to throw a party for a pony that she feels really deserves one." Fluttershy said.
>"Then it's settled. We'll get the doctor to release Anon so he can go do his thing. While you and I return back to the cottage. There's a few details I'd like to go over with you on Anon's education." Oh, it seemed Discord just wanted to rush things to get to that. He snaps his talons to make a list appears, floating before him. "I only thought he'd have to endure a year of school and that'd be it. But according to this page I ripped from a magazine. He'd be doing this for at least over ten more years. And apparently there's so much planning involved as a parent for each year. And all these things I have to do to prepare him. I don't even know where to begin!"
>....did...did he really think school would end...in one year?...god fucking dammit.

>>29398065
>Fluttershy giggled at that. She found it so silly that he didn't realize how much of an investment school was. "Oh Discord. You don't need to rush that either, you just need to properly plan one step at a time. Not all at once. I don't mind helping you though. We'll get things figured out together. Actually, Discord. Would you mind if Anon slept in the cottage for a couple of days? I'd like to be able to spend time with him. Oh, and Nymous too. I wouldn't mind having them both together if you don't mind"
>...ALERT...ALERT
"Ah-ahm. Actually, can it be just me? I-I think Nymous really should get used to being around Dad and the house before anything else. I-it does take some time to get used to how things work there. And I think she would settle in better with one on one time with Dad"
>"Ahh yes! T-that's right. Anon is right. Of course, I don't mind if he stays over. But Nymous? Well, she could get a little clingy due to the normality of things in the cottage. Not that living in my home is bad. But she needs to get used to things such as floating chairs and such. Plus, I do want to get to know her more personally. This would give me the chance. You understand, don't you Fluttershy?" Oh yeah, none of you could ever let that fucking happen.
>"Oh, well...that's good too." Fluttershy felt content. They were interacting and growing as a family. As far as she was concerned anyway. "I'm so glad we're together like this. Erm, not due to the situation but...Well, what I mean is, that we're altogether being civil, being happy, and being a real family. In fact, I'm already excited to help plan out Anon's future with you Discord. It's going to be fun!" She was excited. But you couldn't help but wonder what those two could actually come up with when it came to your future.

>>29398073
>Soon after a family hug, and a few more pleasantries. Fluttershy called for the doctor to come and check on you and get the word for the ok. Well, needless to say, he was fucking impressed that you were moving around so soon. He performed some rudimentary tests on you like asking if you could feel some pokes and prods. And seeing how well you could move your limbs. He found it impressive. Nearly dumbfounded that you could recover so easily.
>He didn't see any reason why you couldn't leave.Since apparently the Cockatrice Weed doesn't leave any lingering effects once passed.
>Fluttershy was both happy and relived of course. Even Discord was happy about it. He honestly was. So after one big family hug. And being reminded by Fluttershy to not go out to do anything dangerous. She also states that she'd like for you to come to the cottage by dinner time. Understandable, she didn't want you out longer than you needed to. Woo...You were glad DT never found out at all during your stay in the hospital. Actually, yeah. You were glad Shadow Sheet gave you the antidote because if you had to stay for too long. Diamond Tiara would have probably tore through the place worse than Discord.
>And so, with hopefully no more delays, you once again made off to Sugarcube Corner. And now? There was no reason for you to hold back. Thanks to Fluttershy's worry. You now had double the firepower in your horn.

>>29398098
>Yeah, now that you had double the firepower. You actually hoped that some stupid sap did come to bother you. With no reason to hold back thanks to having a back up charge. You wonder what you could pull off. Then again, wondering that was probably something you had to keep in mind due to whatever Discord has planned for you. It can't be too bad though. He cares about you too much...hopefully that counts for something.
>The only other thing you had to worry about was Starlight. You wondered if she was in the Crystal Empire now. You were tempted to go check, just make a small detour. But then...no, she'd berate you if you came in to help her. And you didn't want to go through some episodic crap of her being angry at you for thinking she couldn't handle it alone. No, you had nothing to worry about. Sunburst seemed like a good guy. There was no way that could end up being a fuck up.
>And then there was Nymous...rather Chrysalis. And planning this party. You REALLY had to make sure she didn't find out. Lure her to it. and made sure she couldn't escape from it. Pinkie could obviously do the rest. Planning the party shouldn't be too hard. You felt all you really had to do was set a place and let her do the rest of the work with a few suggestions in mind. Yeah, nah. You didn't need to worry about this. You had this down.
>Chrysalis, you were going to see, first hand. How good nice company can really be.
>And yeah..had to make sure to get this done before dinner. You didn't want Fluttershy to worry. Not after getting her into such a good mood.

>>29398102
Starlight is getting sex'd by Sunburst in this ver moment

Fluttermom is the most adorable thing in this thread

>>29395830
Romance at its finest, this update was incredible and super sweet

>>29398884
Yes Cherrywood is the cutest filly that I have seen

>>29395830
That was beautiful man. You should be proud.

>>29395830
10/10 update

>>29395830
This update was filled with magic and adorable moments that it gave me goosebumps at the end

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>>29390731
BOOM! Alberto's evils know no end; and that wasn't the changelings now was it?

Interesting final threat of Flutershy luring the faggot unto his dooms via reverse psychology.

>>29391839
Hah, Discord's mischief was great
>>29395830
Eris showing a softer side with her embrace of the date night in creating a backdrop was adorable as all fug. PhD+Cherry had a best date where nothing is actually done except purposeless adventure time.

>>29395787
>she could melt the polar caskets
Hot enough to raise the dead of the frozen north?

>>29398102
Whoo, rising power levels must mean even more dramatic conflict on the horizon. I wonder if the pin has been pulled already...

>>29395830
HNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

>>29391736
How many types of dragonequus are there? I could imagine fire-breathing ones, or water-dwelling ones, or being all disconnected from matter like Discord is. Discord doesn't have to be the only one (his debut had Cherilee say A draconequuus) but merely the strongest one.

>>29401426
Gee, if only :^)

NO! No page 10!

Mwahahahaha! I know how to make erf and elo to fight again! Riddle me this, my dear writters: What is the best 3D Sonic game?

>>29402315
Sonic 06

>>29402315
>>29402315
Sonic Generations

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>>29402315
Sonic 2's bonus stage.

>>29402315
Generations. Final answer. Lock it in.

>>29402998
Damn, can't use that "Off by one" picture again

>>29402315
Adventure 2

>>29402315
Lost World

>>29403025
>Levels are bad bootleg versions of Mario Galaxy
>Sub-par soundtrack (For a Sonic game)
>Less speed than Unleashed, Colors and Generations
Mechanics had potential though, but lost world is far from being the best 3D Sonic

>>29403132
>subpar soundtrack
>less speed

it may have no boost. but its not slow. and the stage tunes are great

https://youtu.be/3tLf7L3bf9k

>>29402315
Shadow the Hedgehog

>>29400150
Of course they weren't, this is why I had a point of view from them in town, Alberto just doesn't know.
All that energy he felt was the chaos he was creating, this is why I point this when he corrupts Pinkamena and Fluttershy

>>29403241
I never said that is slow, I said that LW is slower than the games that came prior to that. Same with the tunes, they belong to a Sonic game, of course they are great, but not as great as Generations, Unleashed, Heroes, Colors and the Adventure games.... and 06.

But I would also say that LW gets undeserved hate, the raw gameplay and controls were actually great, they just needed a better level design, a sequel that improved on Lost World's flaws... too bad that we ended up getting the absolute worse game in the franchise.

>>29401426
But then those would be dragons, not draconequus. I believe that while not necessarly chaos, draconequus posses a brand of strong magic, different from the ponies

>>29403271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alclgb-aSIM&list=PLvNp0Boas722J0cH3q5Fp8N7F14eUW-BO&index=3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_mwiRYr2aM&index=5&list=PLvNp0Boas722J0cH3q5Fp8N7F14eUW-BO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsVmoHSkILI&list=PLvNp0Boas722J0cH3q5Fp8N7F14eUW-BO&index=25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CR6kKsy_LA&index=27&list=PLvNp0Boas722J0cH3q5Fp8N7F14eUW-BO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01mLYOGprKQ&index=47&list=PLvNp0Boas722J0cH3q5Fp8N7F14eUW-BO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmeUrbx2EXA&list=PLvNp0Boas722J0cH3q5Fp8N7F14eUW-BO&index=66

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTuWmMaXAmY&list=PLvNp0Boas722J0cH3q5Fp8N7F14eUW-BO&index=78

>Colors, better OST than Lost world. Nigga, you best be tripping. And really, Lost world's level design. Much like Unleashed and Generations. Falls apart on the last few stages.

>>29398102
>It would be a straight shot to Sugarcube Corner.
>Just...rush there. Talk with Ponk. Get it planned. Go to Flutters, get cuddled, plan out your end. And oooof course. Make sure it's sound.
>You were running as fast as you could towards the pastry shop. You could use your horn of course. But, juuust in case. You wanted to keep your two new charges.
>Two new charges, hah, Fluttershy was really amazing. It made you wonder how much Discord really bends to her. You chuckle as you dash to the thought of them in bed. Fluttershy on top of....OH GOD NO!
>NEVER MIND. GET THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR FUCKING BRAIN!
>Eggghhh...ok. Now with THAT thought out of your brain. You just mindlessly rushed over...until...
>"Hey Anon! Wait up!"
>That voice, that scratchy, annoying voice.
>It hurt your brain so much it caused you to stop and cringe as you slowly turned around.
>Snips and Snails.
>Or rather, a whole group of...what you could only guess...were fans.
>....ohhhh what happened now?
"...W-what's going on here?"

>>29403911
>"Ask him Snips! Ask him!" One of the colts cried out.
>"Isn't he dreamy? Oh, why did Diamond Tiara have to be the one to get his attention? I wish I was about to be foalnapped by foalnappers." A lovestruck filly said to her friends.
>"He gets cooler everyday!"
>"Yeah! And that sister of his...ohh, I'm gonna marry her one day"
>"Come ooonnn, ask him already!"
>"Alright alright..ahrm" Snips looked over to you "Anon..."
>And Snails, who was right beside him. Just let's it out. "we heard you saved another version of Equestria. That's prettttyy coooool"
>.......WHAT?!
>D-did the CMC tell them? Those fucking....DAMMIT
>You start looking around, avoiding eye contact. Maybe you could explain it away as false.
"W-what makes you say that?"
>"OH hehe" Snips snickers to himself "Your sister, who is totally into me by the way, told us. And showed us some of the stuff from that other place. Including...Snails?" Snips looks over to his buddy as a cue
>Snails sits down and starts patting the ground like a drum.
>"TADA!" He raises his hoof to show off....is that. ..is that a lock of Chrysalis's mane?! THAT BITCH! THAT FUCKING..GODDAMMIT!
"...what is that exactly?"
>..here it comes..
>"This is REAL changeling hair from the REAL changeling queen. Or the one you totally met in that other world. Sooo cool!" Snips, and in effect, the crowd, were all pretty excited.
>"Yeah, and check out this other stuff." Snails used his horn to raise up the "new" bits, some records kept by Flim and Flam, a picture of Celestia and Sunset, and some piece of Flim and Flam's battle robot. "That's enough proof for me"
>When...where....how.....what?! WHAT?! WHY?! WHY WOULD SHE HAVE THOSE?! WHY WOULD SHE NEEDS THEM?! SURELY SHE DIDN'T EVER THINK IN HER GODDAMN HEAD TO JUST COME OUT AND TELL EVERYONE WHAT HAPPENED.
>Though it was clear she left herself partnering around with you out.
>ooooohhhhh....god..why?

>>29403991
>Could you just say no? That it never happened.
>You could, until the fucking dweebs twist the lie into a form of modesty.
>....you could use your first charge to hurl them into the sun
>Eh, Then Celestia would hurl you into the moon
>fucking christ. You had to find a way to defuse this. Then ask Chrysalis what the fuck she was thinking.
"Ok, I admit it, I admit it. I saved another Equesti-AH!"
>Suddenly, the entire swarm of foals surrounded you. Asking for autographs and details while showering you with praise.
>Y'know, if this had happened before Scoots and such. You would have soaked this up like a sponge. But no, now? It's nothing but trouble...even though it still felt kinda nice.
>No, you couldn't give in to those old urges.
"Woah woah woah, everypony calm down OOP!"
>"I got some of his tails hair!" One of the fillies cry out!
>"I touched his horn! Ohh, It felt electric" Another filly says, caught in a bout of drunk love
>"Come on dude, teach us those fighting moves you got!"
>"..What's a robot, Anon?"
>G-GYAH! You could barely move and you were being poked and prodded. You needed an adult!
>...There was no adult.
"Ok ok! If everypony could just steeeeeeep back please!"
>Oh the karma. Before you wanted to tell everyone so you could soak up the praise as a hero. Now that you knew what it was to be humble and such, this was a goddamn nightmare.
>They also weren't really listening as they continued their barrage of poking and questions.
>Don't hesitate...it was time.
>You reach for your horn and slap it on
"STOP!"
>Suddenly, every foal is caught in a magical bubble, they slowly float up and away a few feet from you before the bubbles stop in place.
"...Thank you...sheesh"
>The horn changes back, this time with a small golden shine before changing back to the Sombra horn.
>"Wh-what happened?!"
>"We're floating!"
>"T-this is kinda cool...but why?"
>"Anon, what did we do wrong?"

>>29404044
Dude, your trip...

>>29404044
>"Hey Anon, what's with the bubbles? I mean, I guess it's cool. But, ummm...We weren't done asking you stuff yet" Snips looked upon you with worried and yet, fawning eyes.
>Goddammit. It just never ends. This is partially your fault too. From the very beginning you should have stayed the course on avoiding the name "Hero Colt". Hell, you knew...had the crowd been smaller and more controlled that even now, you may have absorbed some of the attention. But this was too much. This wasn't you anymore.
"You are, all of you are. Yes, I saved another world. But come on, I know it sounds cool. But, it was dangerous, and scary, and real lives were on the line and..."
>"Was my life on the line Anon? Was there another version of me there!" One of the colts cry out
>......ffffffff
"I don't know. Look, that's not important. The important thing is is that this whole "Hero Colt" thing? I understand that it'll never leave me, that's fine. A little praise is good here and there. But this is ridiculous, doesn't anypony remember what happened with the whole fan club thing? Ponies got hurt, emotionally, badly. And I don't want anypony to feel bad because of what others are doing. Look, recently. I learned that being a hero is more than just praise and saving ponies and concocting heralding plans. Because being a hero for the sake of being a hero or for other selfish reasons is wrong. You all, I appreciate the praise, I really do. I don't mind a "Thank you". Maybe a few autographs, or a small talk about things. But this? This is ridiculous and you should all be ashamed of yourselves."
>"...Ahh geez" Snips looked down in shame
>"I guess we overdid it...again, ay?" Snails felt as if he was dealt a guilt filled blow
>"ngh, I remember how upset Scootaloo got when I...we left the club. I mean, Rainbow Dash is cool too. She also saved the world..a lot"
>"Yeah, we're sorry Anon....I can still keep your tail hair right?"
>you roll your eyes around

>>29404111
"Yes...I guess. But, do you all understand me? Can we keep this whole "Oh yeah! Hero colt!" thing down at maybe a two instead of a full ten? And maybe....not let this whole "save the other world" thing spread past here?"
>Even then, who knows who else Chrysalis told.
>It took a moment, but one by one and two by two they all started to give in. And agree with you. Apologizing again, and letting you know that they didn't mean for this to happen. And....to please let them down.
>...you didn't actually have a way to get them down. But, they weren't to far up either, it was a totally safe distance for a short fall.
"Alright, I'm gonna try something. All of you, just assume you just jumped from a tree and you'll be fine. Got it?"
>They all nod.
"Ok..also, to all pegasi...get your wings flapping. Just in case..ok...let's...do this."
>They all seemed to trust you. The perk of being the "Hero Colt" after all.
>You start taking pebbles and throwing them at the bubbles. Each foal letting out an eep as they brace themselves for a short fall and either land on their hooves, some on their butt, and others just hover in place.
"...so, are we done here? we all calm?"
>"...yeah..sorry Anon, we goofed up again...I guess" Snips was rubbing his leg, feeling ashamed and dumb.
"It's fine. Look, you're all ok. You're all nice foals and all. But like I said, ease up on the whole crazy fan thing. That's all I ask..also to keep what my sister told you to yourselves. I mean.."
>You thought of going about this like an old saturday morning cartoon. Maybe if they felt special, they'd have less of a reason to fantasize about you.

>>29404164
"You're all special..heroes really. in your own way. That's what cutie marks are for too, right? Destinies? I mean, think about it. Without teachers, we'd all be pretty stupid. Without builders, we'd all be homeless. Without bakers, we'd have no food and we'd all go hungry. What I'm saying is, even the most boring sounding thing is heroic because it keeps us all going or provides us a service we all want or especially, need. I mean, pegasi are like..the coolest race. They maintain the weather and the seasons. That is much cooler and much more heroic than the stuff I do"
>"Hey, he's right. All the adults up in Cloudsdale do do all that stuff. Oh yeah! without stuff like winter and fall. Or rain and stuff. We'd all be pretty doomed." One of the pegasi foals let out in pride.
>"Yeah, I guess Anon is right. I mean, I'm really good at making bread. My mommy is teaching me to make cakes too. Without food, we'd all be hungry. S-so, I guess I'm a hero too!" A shy filly says in a low voice. wanting acknowledgement without singling herself out.
"Yeah see? So, uhh. Erm...look. Guys, I got something to do. You guys can go and find something else to do right?"

>>29404194
>"I guess we can"
>"Oh! but can we keep all the cool stuff from that other dimension place?"
>ugh, fine. You'd let them have at least that. If it would keep them complacent.
"Ok ok, but put them in places nopony could see ok? please?"
>They agree. And without much else, and a further mention of the urgency of what you were doing. They let you go. Even Snips and Snails. As they all huddle together to discuss what you said. And ways they can become heroes through their destinies. It was actually...really nice.
>Also....hah! you didn't even hesitate to use your charge. And through some saturday morning schlock and forcing them to listen. You managed to talk your way out of the situation while having another charge to use later. Before, you would have hesitated. Perhaps even screwed up by going too far with your horn. Or not have used it at all feeling you didn't need it. Fluttershy was right. You'd hesitate less now that you have two of these bad boys.
>And Chrysalis? Oh ho, you can only feel your resolve strengthen. You actually countered her. Of course, you didn't know why she did such a thing. You'd find out though.

>>29404213
>Oh it felt good. She didn't plan on you just using your horn. She couldn't have expected that. Wait...maybe thats it. She didn't expect you to use your horn. Maybe, she expected you to get annoyed...or even get full of hatred from all the annoying attention that you now didn't want. She wouldn't have done this if you were still accepting praise. It had to be all part of "the game". She wanted you to hate how ponies would react. Well then, looks like you had her in check now.
>And soon? Check mate. If she can put you in a situation where you want to hate ponies. You are going to make damn sure she realizes how much ponies care about her. even if it's her in another form. And when she tries to reason that they only loved a fake? You'd tell her how nice it'd feel if they felt the same feelings towards the real her.
>A little refining here and there...and you sure you could gain some real ground. Even if the part doesn't convert her. It'll be a huge step in the right direction.
>Oh yeah Anon, This was your day. A few hiccups. But...for once. You were handling it in stride.

Night Erf

Anon x Snips is best ship

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>>29404217
>But...for once. You were handling it in stride.
Wahahaha, oh dear deer, Anon is about to crash and burn like a polar ice casket slicked with 48 gallons of butter and a sprig of mint sliding into Zecora's bubbling voodoo pot for the coming zombie rebellion. Soon, he will miss having fillies and foals lynch him for clippings of his hair and a lewd fleeting touch of his horn. Crawling on wounded pride toward an aloof snails and strangely aware snips anon will have gotten what he wanted in his hero status being forgotten.

Why, even Good News sends him a box of chocolates as an honest and thoughtful cringe at what he's become.

Flash tries to help Anon out of his rut, but is just pushed away.

Alone, in a cardboard box, with his violated pillow, anon can do nothing but fug his fluffy wifu.

Not even Fluttershy, she's far too busy with the other NEET in her life and her budding shipment with Discord to distract herself with--ugh-- Anon; not after what happened at the party.

Woe and wain of Anon's myth in the minds and manes of ponies heralds the return of Sunset and Cranky who will save the day!

Obviously, rite?

>>29404217
He's going to crash and burn, right?

>>29404217
I can only feel despair when I think about that party

poor anon

>>29404213
>Implying that they won't brag about it with all their friends

>>29407671
>implying it hasn't already spread

>>29407844
Anon's gonna die from an aneurysm then?

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>>29407844
Yes! That means Good News will have an excuse to show up. Perhaps this time trying to use sweets not vinegar. Lewd sweets. Too lewd for Anon to resist.

Meanwhile, Diamond is swooning non stop as she tumbles down the street twitching in the mind-numb revelry dancing across her brain at the understanding circling about her dainty head
> OoOh Anon! My prince and savior and hero even in other dimensions!
As like, Chrysalis surely told the hero Colt fan club some BORING details about anon making dead sure Filthy Rich found his lost wifu and daught-fu. BORING details the fan club members didn't think making mention of as they lewdly hoofed at anon's horn while smothering him in attention.

But someone did, and the consequences will never be the same.

Diamond on seeing Good News bouncing on Anon's cock right there as Mayor Mare cheers them on, as her pride explodes for the hero colt proofing yet again what a glorious citizen of her little town he is in the conquest of a grown ass mare so totally and completely she wants nothing more than his filthy seed exploding inside her.

And for a moment, Diamond 2nd guesses herself, but then realizes
> He's worth it.
And the orgy grows from there. First Diamond and good news, next Lyra caught up in the excitement, a crowd forms, the flower ponies are shoved forward toward the lust volcano as a fitting sacrifice. Their limp quivering bodies served up to the Hero Colt as the Mayor Mare looks on, emboldened by the new social order emerging in front of her.

It never came to her, how easy it was to usurp the absolute obedience of her population. Perhaps Bon Bon would have noticed, if not for getting fucked out of her mind in the tornado of depraved lunacy there on the mayor's office steps, spilling out into the court yard.

No, there was no one to stop the coming struggle. In the following years, the ponies would face a threat far more grave than King Sombra in the form of a lewd colt.

Pict related, Sunset finds out.

>>29404217
>thinks party with Chrysalis is gonna work
>Anon tells Fluttershy about party
>inb4 Fluttershy's tells 'Nymous' because she knows how 'fragile' she can be and doesn't want to shock her with the surprise
>inb4 Chrysalis pulls a double whammy and turns the tables
Ooooooh boy

Just when I thought I was off the ride. What'd I miss?

>>29408825
holy fuck

>>29408851
Yeah, I was IP banned for a while and too lazy to get back here. Lesson lerned: don't shitpost too hard on /v/

Also part 293? Holy shit, I have a lot of catching up to do.

>>29408825
Did you get that wii u?

>>29409268
Nah, I'm still as broke as ever.

Uo

>>29409336
Scrappy! Who's a good boy?

Are we getting green tonight?

>>29404217
>As you continue your trek, Sugarcube Corner comes into view. It wouldn't be long now.
>"Heya Nonny, what ya up to?"
"I'm going over to see Ponk"
>"Oh, that's neat. Is it for super secret hero colt type stuff?"
"What? No..it's...wait..."
>You stop dead in your tracks when you realize Pinkie was suddenly following you. You stop so suddenly she trips over your, falls onto her back, and then looks back at you with a smile "Whoopsie!" She giggled
>When did she?...And did she just.....no
"U-uhhh, Hi Ponk. Are you alright?"
>"Yep, I guess you can say when I saw you, I flipped!" She giggle snorted before getting up and brushing herself off.
>You chuckle nervously, trying to figure out what she meant.
"Cool, cool. Erm, Ponk...did you say "Hero Colt" stuff?"
>She shook her head "Nope!"
>...oh good. What a relief
>"I said "Super Secret Hero Colt Type Stuff". There's a biiiiiiiiig difference," She said with a cheerful smile
>.......oh god no...NONONONO
"Ponk, P-Ponk. W-what exactly do you mean by that?"
>She couldn't possibly mean...
>"I mean your super cool dimensional adventure thing all the foals have been talking about. Your sister was around a little while ago and telling everypony about it. It was a really neat story. Though, I wish she coulda stayed. The moment she noticed me she left. As if she was trying to avoid me. It was weird. It was like she was afraid of me or something. Weird right?" She did seem rather concerned about that. Of course she would be when she wants to throw that party so bad. But goddammit, word already fucking spread.
>Then again...she wasn't acting super surprised. Did she even believe it happened?
"Oh, she's just being shy about that party. Which is why I was looking for you Ponk."

>>29410403
Guess not

>>29410541
>"Really?! Yeahhhh!" Pinkie hopped up in excitement. "That's great because I have no idea where to start! You wouldn't believe how much trouble I've had Nonny! I don't even know what kind of cake to make for her because she doesn't like..like...any kind of cake."
>Although still nervous, you couldn't help but chuckle as you already felt your plan coming to fruition.
"Oh, that's because she likes cheesefilled coffee crumb cake"
>".....OF COURSE!" Pinkie tensed up before springing up in excitement "Of course Nymy would like Cheese filled Coffee Crumb Cake, There's so many Cs in it that nopony could resist it's yummy goodness!" Pinkie rubs her hooves together like some evil villain before looking to you with spritely cheeriness "Thank you so much Nonny! Now I know where to begin and-"
>You interrupt her. You didn't want her to suddenly go zipping off. If she knew about the whole dimensional thing then you wanted to know what she knew. Because you found it strange she wasn't asking more about it. Then you'd move on to party planning.
"Woah woah. Ponk slow down. There's more to my sister than just cake. Look, I'll help you plan out certain things for her. Because trust me, she isn't like anypony you have ever hosted a party for before. But before we get to that....Can I get a little more detail on that thing you mentioned about me saving another dimension?"
>"Huh? Why? Wouldn't you know everything about that Nonny? I mean, it is true isn't it? Twilight thought so after she looked at all that cool stuff." Oh god no, TWILIGHT KNOWS TOO?! FUCK! THE CANCER HAS SPREAD!
>D-dammit Chrysalis
"N-no, I mean. I-I thought you'd be asking more questions about it and stuff. And be super amazed."

>>29410636
>"Huh? Well...It is super neat. But you've always seemed like a nice colt to me Nonny, and considering your Discord's kid. Yep, seemed normal to me. But Twilight? She was all like "WHAT?! HOW COULD DISCORD BE SO RECKLESS!" or something like that. I dunno. I would think your dad wouldn't REALLY put you in super dangerous danger. Right?" Pinkie looked to you with a sort of soft worry. As if she suddenly realized that maybe, it could be serious.
"Huh? Oh..nah. I was never really in any danger...e-erm. Well..what did Twilight do after she found out?"
>Oh, she went over to Fluttershy's. But I guess she was out because Twilight never came back. She's probably there waiting or something." Pinkie informed you
>Oh no...That's where Discord and Fluttershy were at right now. Holy fuck. Even if Discord wanted to one up Twilight. There would be no way Fluttershy would be ok with this. There was going to be trouble.
>But then there was the party...dammit. DAMMIT. If you leave now, you wouldn't get another shot if Pinkie went to plan things on her own.
>So many obstacles. So much fucking garbage. You could feel your head splitting.
>Should you go now? Maybe, with your horn..you could...
"NO!"
>Pinkie jumped back in surprise as you yelled out in frustration "N-nonny? A-are you ok?"
>You had to take a moment. You were breathing. When you looked at Pinkie. the expression on your face was of frustration and anger.
>"N-nonny?"

>>29410666
>....If Chrysalis did want you to get angry at ponies just being aggravating. Right now, she was doing a good job. Or was, because there before you stood Ponk. Who cared not for your exploits. She only cared about her friends, you, and giving Chrysalis a good time. It was ponies that were like that. Like Starlight, DT, the CMC...Fluttershy...yeah.
>Just go with your plan. You can't let Chrysalis have this. Just stick with it, you knew in the end. It would be worth it.
>Your mind was still burning. And even though you barely knew Pinkie personally. You knew she cared. You knew from the show just how much of a big heart she had. If anything...you were glad she was the one who told you rather than Twilight. You may have not been able to reel back as easily. Even if Fluttershy was there, She probably wouldn't have been in a good mood. Hell, she probably isn't right now.
>Yeah, just stick with it, then deal with it as it goes along.
>You put on a big smile and wink at Pinkie.
"Gotcha...pretty realistic huh? Been working on my act to trick badguys."
>".....wooooah. That was really really good!" Pinkie smiled and clapped "You really got me Nonny, I thought something bad happened."
"No Ponk, just wanted to try something out on you. Was it really that good?"
>Of course you were lying. But you didn't want her to worry.
>"Perferific!" She cheered "If I was a badguy, I would have thought something was really bothering you."
"Yeah...so...The party. Let's get back to that real quick. So besides the cake, do you think you could make it a super secret party? Like...one she could never EVER see coming?"
>"Yeah...but why? Your Aunt told me....hehe" she giggled to herself "I called Fluttershy "Your Aunt"...that feels silly...but yeah. She told me Nymy was pretty shy and stuff. Do you think that's a good idea?"
>Oh yeah...super yes.

>>29410695
"Totally, just imagine how happy she'll be when she gets to talk and meet all the new friends she is going to have. And the fact she won't see it coming? It'll just be ridiculous. She won't know what to do with herself because she'll be so happy."
>"Well, she is your sister. If that's what you think is best then I'll make it happen! How does tomorrow night at Twilight's castle sound?" Pinkie asked
>....tomorrow? That quick?
"You can make it happen that fast?"
>"Yup, It didn't even take me a day to set up the party for Twilight. Trust me, when it comes to parties. I'm your gal!" She pointed to herself with pride "Especially surprise parties."
>Good...good..yes! There was some hope after all. But, your worry for about what was going on at the cottage was growing by the second. You had to wrap this up.
"Ok ok, good. Then I can bring her to the castle no problem. Oh, and if my Aunt is telling you how frail she is. Then, well...you gotta invite her last. Ok? I think my aunt might try to tell her there's a party if she knew sooner than later. I mean, it's my aunt being nice and all. But, sometimes...it needs to stay a surprise. You know what I'm saying?"
>"I getcha Nonny. For the sake of maximum fun,smiles,and friendship" Pinkie saluted, with a serious look on her face, like a soldier "You can count on this pink party planner to plan this party with perfect perfection!"
>...Pinkie. She cares so damn much. She doesn't know who Nymous truly is. But she didn't need to. She saw her as a pony who needed a smile. And that's exactly what she'd try to give her.
>And so, you had to make sure she had no ways of escaping it. With two charges? It'd be no problem.
>...Ponk...

>>29410745
>You give her a big hug and thank her. Really,without her cheeriness and her not giving a shit about your herodom. You may have snapped.
>Pinkie may have not understood what you were truly feeling. But if she could help you smile. Then thats all she cared about. As she hugged you, she assured you that everything would go according to plan. And she would work hard on making sure your sister left with a big smile on her face. All you had to do was bring her just after sunset.
>Well, this was a lot easier to set up than you thought it'd be.
>So, you went off to Fluttershy's...well...you almost did. Until Pinkie stopped you for one thing.
>"oh! Oh! Nonny! Can I ask you oonnnneee thing? Please please please?" She was hopping about. Whatever question she had. It must have been important.
"Yeah, Ponk?"
>"I just wanna know. Was there another me in that other Equestria? If there was, What did she do? I'm realllly curious!"
>Oh..oh right...ok. Yeah, it would be a bad thing if you told her what she was BEFORE you rescued her...so
"You were this rich owner of this party place."
>"Wooooah! that's neato! hrnnnn..." Pinkie sat there as she thought about it "I wonder if I'd give myself a discount..."
>You giggle at that. That's pretty cute
"I'm pretty sure you would Ponk. Super sure."
>You really were.
>With another hug, you went your seperate ways. You had to get to that cottage the fastest way possible. Of course, that just meant jumping through puddles.
>In fact....

>>29410761
>As you hop into your room. The X-captain was still outside the window. Waiting for you.
>"THERE YOU ARE! ANON..HOW DAR-"
>And then you shut the door of your portal door after setting it to the cottage
>"E...e-.......REEEEEEE! WHY DOES NOPONY TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!" He screams out, alone in the void.
>You really hope Twilight wasn't going off the handle. You didn't need this shit.

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>>29410772
Whahaha, rising action in action, this is great; Erf. and pleasant dreams

>>29410543
You got BTFO

>>29410636
>THE CANCER HAS SPREAD
And my sides are gone

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>>29410772
>REEEEEEE! WHY DOES NOPONY TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!"

>>29393406
>>29393442
Does that happen in unforseen consequences?

>>29412475
Yup, in that story, Anon has a female friend named Catherine who also gets transported to Equestria. She becomes a sexy draconequus and adopts the name of Eris

>>29389300
>so many pastebins
In which one Anon isn't acting like a spoiled, stupid brat?

>>29413697
In the Ben Dover and Anonfilly stories I think.

>>29414092
Thanks, I'll check them out.

>>29413697
i don't think any of the stories really has that kind of anob

>>29413697
All of them

Anon is already crashing and burning. This can only end up putting him on track to become the next Discord

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>>29415555
>Anon is already crashing and burning
Yeah, Anon's near future does look grim.

He doesnt't see any possibility of failure in his plans for Chrysalis. His bonus charge per day might make it all work out though.

Due to the tight time constraints, it's very unlikely Chrysalis will learn Anon now has 2 charges per day before the fateful party. Possible, but unlikely.

She'd either need to talk to Flutters at length and, without any intent, extract the information that way, or have scrappy in exactly the right place at the right time-- but why? Why would she send him off to snoop around the hospital?

So, I'd say she's ignorant of the 2 charges, so even if she knows what Anon is planning, or thru her guile gains the upper hand anyway-- she might be on a shorter rope than she knows.

I'd give Anon the + for this , and chryss the -

Fuck though, that Ponk Erf did. Thinking about how Anon wanted her and gave that up it's just sad in a good way to see them together for a moment.

And that she surely knows more than Anon believes, heh; only because of how she is in two ways at once.

Without giving any spoilers, I'm sure that you guys will enjoy the next chapter

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>>29416979
Good stuff as always yo.

>>29417219
If nothing stops me, then expect the update to arrive tomorrow. But now, I have to sleep. Good night to y'all

>>29417534
well. My ISP is stopping me

>>29417709
Fug

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>>29389569
I will comment once i see a cute fluttercord moment.

>>29418285
But it's not canon

>>29417709
>Posts after I went to sleep
Goddamn, well no point in crying over spilled milk. I will post the update after I come back home

>>29418285
>implying fluttercord will ever happen

>>29418285
Vogel ship it. He's a big fish when it come to story of FiM as he was Lauren's and Mccarthy's boss since S1. But he haven't work with Season 7. At best he could give a newfag writer a fluttercord premise like Meghan did in S6 giving Rapp ideas for Applejack episode.

>>29417709
net still appears to be down. apparantly thos is a nationwide ia
ssue with comcast.

>>29419499
I saw that tweet, that's why I'm covering my bases with the Fluttercord thing.

>>29419499
Who are the writters for S7 anyways?

Bang

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>>29419379
>all this fucking fluttercuck denial

The salt and tears will nourish me for many years.

Okay so I just got home... a fucker forgot do something and was stuck doing extra hours. Anyways, gonna post a half today, the other tomorrow.

>You wish that this could have lasted forever, that you could have captured this moment in eternity, but… but sadly that was impossible…
>When the night grew older, you had to take Cherrywood home and say your goodbyes for the whole weekend, since she was going to Manehattan with her grandmother and cousins…
>But hey! A-At least you made her beam with joy one last time when her cousins saw you, the Prince, giving the filly that they harass so much a tender goodbye kiss at their grandmother’s frontal garden.
>And when you saw that door closing… your heart sank… you already missed her, this date… that dance, that kiss… it made you want to be always with Cherrywood, protecting her, laughing together, doing more projects together…
>Luckily… Eris snapped you out from that train of thought before you started getting too depressed ”Awww, cheer up will ya? It’s not like you won’t see her again, besides…” She picked you up and brought you to her eye level “We have a whoooole weekend of fun waiting for us!”
“I… I know that… it’s just that…”
>You looked at the house one last time before sighing
“This date mate… I-I liked Cherrywood before, but now…. But now… I think that I feel something more than that…I think that…”
>Eris gently placed her talon on your lip and hushed you “Sshhh… I know… I know… but now it’s time to let those feelings to sink in, to enjoy that kind of bitter sweetness that love is all about, trust me dork, I know what you’re talking about, but these kind of things need to flow at their own pace, you can’t be with her ALL the time, that would be tiresome and believe me when I say it, that’s the kind of stuff that kills a relationship faster than a bullet train”
>You let out a chuckle, starting to feel better thanks to your friend’s words

>>29421042
“Guess you’re right… thanks Eris…really… Cherrywood and I spend an evening that we won’t forget in a very, VERY long time, and it was all thanks to you. I’m so grateful that I’m not even going to point out how unnerving it is that you’re not messing with me in some form…”
>”You just did…” Eris replied with a stoic face “But anyways…” she shrugged and stood on her four limbs, placing you on her back “I’m feeling up for a night stroll, what about you, dork?”
“Well-“
>”As if your opinion mattered! You’re already on the Sister Eris’ ride! And lemme tell ya, the only rule here is Fun and Chaos! Wait…” Eris scratched her chin before shrugging “Those were two… whatever, chaos is about breaking the rules and all that…”
>Eris started walking down the snowy streets of Canterlot with you on her back… hmm… and you have to admit that you were fairly impressed by how many ponies were still up and going, if anything, you expected that the city’s activity would die after the moon was up in the sky, but hey, if New York and Paris were always bubbling with activity, why not Canterlot?
>But that also meant that Eris was walking at plain sight… with a colt using her as a ride… needless to say, that made every pony that crossed paths with you curious, terrified, or in the case of stallion… very interested in her.
>But eh… it’s not like you cared, Eris wasn’t doing anything wrong and honestly, it was just a few ponies who ran away, screaming in fright. Nothing to worry about, really
>Nah, just like Eris, you decided to ignore the reaction of the bystanders and instead ask your friend
“Yo Eris, since we’re stuck together for the weekend, what do you have in mind for us to do?”
>”Hmmmm….let me think… let me think… Oh!” Eris giggled and started to go a little faster “How about we go to that purple jerk’s castle and show her what fun truly is… Tijuana-style!”
>You cringed at your friend’s suggestion and replied with a stern
“Eehhh… No”

>>29421048
>Eris rolled her eyes and replied with a pleading ”Oh, come on! It will be fuuuuuun! Don’t tell me that you’ve forgotten what fun is like!”
“I haven’t, that’s why I don’t want to bother Twilight, or anyone else for that matter. That kind of behavior is not my style, remember, my special talent is harmony not chaos, and besides… what’s your problem with Twilight anyways?”
>”Eh…” She shrugged and huffed “It’s not complicated, she hates me and I hate her, that’s how we roll… but since you love to be a goodie-two-shoes soooo muuuch….mmmm…. how abouuuut… we… ugh…”
>Eris groaned and looked at the flock of stallions who were bringing her flowers and other presents… some even dropped their dates just to try their luck with her “Not now guys! Geez, can’t you see that I’m in the middle of something important?!”
>You chuckled and gave your friend a smug grin
“What’s the matter, Miss Equestria? I thought that you liked this kind of attention”
>Eris looked back at you, giving you an annoyed glare “I usually do, but if you can’t tell, I’m supposed to take care of a little dork who’s about to get transformed into a Chihuahua if he doesn’t shut his mouth!”
>She then looked back at the ever growing crowd of stallions, took a couple chocolate boxes from them and traced a circle with her paw “Seems like these little knuckle really think that they can go beyond their league… but I have one thing to say to that!” Eris then gave the stallions her farewell by saying “Sayonara, losers!”
>And in the blink of an eye, you were back to the castle… hmmm and if you weren’t mistaken, this room was Celestia’s study… And of course you weren’t, you have spent lots and lots of time in here.

>>29421061
>Eris immediately rested on the couch, opening one of the chocolate boxes and eating all of its contents at once… just to spit everything out as fast as she ate them ”Ugh! Why do I always get the attention of the worse stallions?! Just look at this! Ugh! I can’t believe that those idiots thought they could get to me with cheap chocolate! Bleh!”
>With a circular motion of her paw, the chocolate boxes get set on fire, just to be consumed in less than a second… man, not even ash was left of them.
>”Whatever, I’m booooored!” Eris stretched herself and made herself comfortable on the sofa “And is YOUR work to make me not bored!”
“Eris, seriously, I love you like a sister but…”
>You let out a sigh and start looking for that chessboard that you and your mom usually use to play
“A rock has a better attention span than you, and- AHA! There it is!”
>Resting on the top of a bookshelf was the object that you were looking for.
>Using a levitation spell, you bring the chessboard to the floor… and you can’t help but to smile when you saw it: a white chessboard made of ivory, and the pieces were perfectly crafted after historical figures of Equestria.
>You had the rulers of the three tribes as the rooks, bishops and knights, the royal guards were the pawns, but what you found curious was that your mothers were portrayed as the Queens, whereas the Kings were portrayed as the normal citizens of Equestria.
>That as your mom told you, was made on purpose, because after all, the most important part of Equestria was their own citizens, not the royalty, so it made sense to put them as the most important piece of the game, to symbolize that all of us were here to protect them, not the other way around

>>29421065
“Hey Eris, what if we play a game of chess? You know, to remember old times?”
>”Chess? Meh…” Eris shrugged and got off the couch, stretching herself once more
“What? I thought that you liked this game”
>”It’s not that I don’t like it…” Eris starts hovering above you “It’s just that I don’t want to get my butt kicked by the oh so mighty company champ! I mean, sheesh! You really suck out the fun of the game, y’know?”
>You couldn’t help to chuckle and give your friend a smug grin
“Hah! I’m a genius after all, it’s only natural that I would excel at this kind of mental games, but with that said, it is not my fault that all of you stink harder than a rotten fish at chess”
>Eris rolled her eyes and gave you a slight slap on the face “Oh, shut up ya big dork! Whatever, I’m not feeling like playing chess, how about….mmmmm…. AHA!” She cheerfully gasped as she gave you a sultry smile “Say dork, since you want to remember the “old times” what if…”
>You raised an eyebrow, carefully placing the chessboard on the top of the bookshelf again and replied with caution
“What? Don’t be so mysterious, you’re starting to give me the creeps… again”
>”Oh, don’t worry dork! Because after you hear this, you will jump with joy, tee-hee!” Eris started to hover in circles above you “What if… we go on a little trip?! You know, like how we used to do back in that rotten world!”
“A trip? Hmmm… that… that’s something that I actually would like! A lot! I mean, I spend a lot of time inside of this castle…. Yeah… YEAH! You know Eris, that’s a fantastic idea!”
>”I will have to agree wiz zat statement, Mon Petit…”
>You and Eris immediately turn to the door after you heard that voice…Holy! And there she was, lying against the open door, looking at the both of you with that emotionless face.
>You couldn’t help but to say one thing
“A-Aegia?!”

>>29421075
>Aegia nodded and entered the room with a sly walk, giving Eris and you a little smirk ”Bonne après-midi, Mon Petit. I hope zat you enjoyed your little date with ze General’s daughter »
>Your pupils shrank and your heart raced when she said those words
“H-How-?!”
>”It is my work to be your garde du corps. And I’m very good at my work.” Aegia let out a chuckle and patted your head “But worry not, Mon Petit. I already took care of zat méchant griffon for you. After all, it was not only a crime to zreat ze young Prince in ze way he did. But it was also a crime to dare serving zose affreux crepes”
>Eris was completely weirded out by Aegia’s attitude, so much that she whispered into your ear ”H-Hey, dork… who’s this?”
>Aegia sat at your mom’s desk and with a little smile, answered to Eris’ question ”Mon nom est Aegia, un plaisir de vous rencontrer, Mademoiselle Eris…or should I say daughter of ze spirit of chaos, adopted niece of ze element of kindness and honorary baker at ze Sugarcube Corner?
>”H-Hey! It is rude to listen when others are whispering about you! And…” Eris approached the desk with caution, narrowing her eyes at Aegia “How… do you know all that stuff? I don’t remember meeting a creepy pony like you”
>Aegia looked back at Eris with that same ice cold stare that she’s always giving to you, making the draconequus to flinch and take a step back “As I said, I’m ze Prince’s personnel bodyguard. It is my work to know who his friends are. And zat of course includes you Mademoiselle Eris, now, why don’t we forget zis matter for a moment and focus on our peu voyage?”
>”Voyage? You mean the trip?” Eris gasped and then slammed her paw on the desk “Listen to me sister! I don’t care who you are, but lemme make something clear: This is a trip of two! That means that only I and the dork are invited! So why don’t you go and do whatever creepy things you are into?!”

>>29421083
>”I could certainly do zat Mademoiselle Eris, zat much is true but…” Aegia looked at you for a moment, a little smirk was drawn on her face before returning to her emotionless expression “Zen I would have to take ze Prince wiz me and your little trip will be annulé”
>Eris narrowed her eyes at Aegia and leaned forward “You can’t do that”
>But Aegia didn’t falter, she looked back with those cold eyes of hers ”I can and I will. After all, we have to abide to ze protocol, am I correct, Mon Petit?”
>The two mares looked on your way, making you nervous…
>”Dork, pray tell… what… “protocol” is this creepy weirdo talking about?”
>You rub the back of your neck and sigh
“Basically, when my mothers left for whatever businesses they had, they left you in charge of me for the weekend, right? Well, since Aegia is my bodyguard, she has priority over you, so….she can fire you if she wants”
>”Oh yeah?! Guess what?! I’m a draconequus and chaos is my game! So I don’t care about your stupid protocols!” Eris yelled, completely frustrated by Aegia’s attitude “Your little threat means nothing to me, you hear me?! We are going on our own little “voyage” and if you try to stop us then I will transform you into a toad! How about that?!”
>”You are free to do zat. I’m just a Pegasus, I am no match for ze power of chaos, but…” Aegia gave a little smirk to Eris “Just like I can’t dream to stand against your powers, I’m afraid zat you, Mademoiselle Eris, don’t have a chance against ze Princesses’ magic”
>That stopped Eris dead on her tracks, the mere mention of your mothers made her sweat
>”Aaaaah, I see zat you haven’t forgotten about mes employeours, Merveilloux!” Aegia clapped her hooves “Because zey are fully aware zat I’m at ze castle, doing my work in sauvegarder zeir only son.”

>>29419986
Mostly newfags. Not even Haber or Wyatt is returning. Lady writers - Lewis and Songco are the most likely story editors as they wrote the Legend of Everfree. Haber wrote Canterlot Games and then he story edited S6 so it would make sense if they do the same with S7.

>>29421089
>Aegia then flied to Eris, giving her that terrifying stare of hers “But even if you don’t care about ze Princesses’ wrath. What would zeir son think about it? Wiz him being ze prince of harmonie, I doubt zat he would approve of your actions… and what would your Bien-aimé Fluttershy zink?”
>Eris didn’t what to say, she was completely cornered by Aegia “I… I…”
>”You would get casted away, non? I have done mes devoirs, Mademoiselle Eris, I know zat you can’t stand being alone. I’m sure zat you would be left all alone and it would be because of a tantrum zat you made… and we don’t want zat, non?”
>”You…you… I…” Eris looked to you, and then to Aegia… a couple tears were forming on the corner of her eyes
>Aegia then landed on the ground giving Eris a triumphant look “Oh, S’il te plait ne sois pa si triste, Mademoiselle Eris! You have such an exquis face to let it be overrun wiz sadness! And it’s not like you won’t join us, non… in fact…
>Aegia then looked to you, a smile was drawn on her face “You are parfait for what I had in mind”
>What she had in mind? What was her talking abou- Oooooh! That’s right! That thing that she told you about at the café!
>You looked at Aegia with some caution… you really hoped that the answer for your question was a negative one
“You… are talking about Starlight Glimmer, right?”
>”Correct once again, Mon Petit!” Aegia gently caressed your mane “I’m glad to see zat even when love has taken your heart, your mind is still as sharp as ever!”
>…Dang
>”Starlight Glimmer? Who’s that… wait!” Eris gasped in shock “My old man told me about her, she’s supposed to be in prison for…” She then looked at you with a worried look “Dork, please tell me that you are totally NOT plannig to mess with that mare”

>>29421096
“If… If the situation wasn’t so… so shady… I wouldn’t, trust me… I-I don’t want to deal with Glimmer again, but…”
>”But she tried to frickin’ brainwash and kill you!” Eris interrupted you with a yell “Are you trying to tell me that you want to go through that again?!”
>You shook your head and gave Eris a stern look
“No! But I also don’t want her to do the same to anyone else either! Listen to me Eris, Starlight Glimmer is doing something really, REALLY suspicious in that prison, and I don’t about you but… but I’m willing to put everything on the line if that means that I get to stop her from stealing the dreams and hopes of every pony with that rotten ideology of hers!”
>”But what if she gets you?! What if she hurts you?!” tears were running down Eris’ face as she slowly shook her head “I-I don’t want to lose my little brother again…”
>”Zen it’s decided…” Aegia suddenly interrupts the two of you by placing a map on the floor “You will help us to get ze information zat we desire, zat way, we get what we want and you get to protect your frérot”
>You took a glance of the map… and immediately you notice that this was… this was…
“Aegia… are these the blueprints of the prison where Starlight is?”
>She turns to you, gently caressing you mane again “Ze magnifique! You are correct, Mon Petit! Now… can you guess why I brought zem here?”
>You looked at Aegia completely baffled… this wasn’t happening, right? Right?!
“You want us… to go in… that’s why you got so excited about our trip… you want to go inside the prison… but… Why? I thought that you talked with Moonlight and-“
>”And zat was a dead end, Mon Petit…” Aegia calmly said “She found no irregularities wizin ze prison, in fact ze General praised ze well behavior of les prisonniers. She even stated zat all of zem were already “model citizens” and zat even Starlight was on her way to become a réformé pony”

>>29420837
If this ship won't develop further in S7 then it will be forever frinedzoned like Sparity.

>>29421104
>Eris quickly got in between you and Aegia, trying desperately to stop this ”If everything’s okay, then why do you want to risk my dork, huh?! Sounds to me that this jail is pretty awesome! So why don’t we just drop this and do something else, huh?”
“Eris, please…”
>You sighed… maybe it wasn’t clear for her, but it was for you… and Aegia wanted you to figure it out on your own
“Let’s think about this, alright? Aegia… that prison is a maximum security one, so that means that it holds the most dangerous criminals in Equestria, right?”
>”Correct.” She nods “Traîtres to ze crown, zieves, King Sombra’s worshippers, espions, you name it. Zat place holds le crème of le crème in criminels”
“So let’s assume that Starlight actually got reformed, that she’s no longer the horrible that she once was and now wants to make up for her past mistakes, let’s also assume that other criminals followed her example and want to do the same, but… an entire prison filled with the worst scum that Equestria has ever seen, suddenly and out of nowhere has a success rate of 100%? Something is not right here…”
>”And before you ask, Mademoiselle Eris. Oui, zis étrange comportement happened a monz after Starlight arrived to zat prison. I’m sure zat you can see zat somezing is wrong here. Especially since you are a spirit of chaos”
>Eris scratched her chin, thinking about an answer of her own “Well…” she said with a calmer tone “How do you know that this isn’t one of my old man’s pranks? Y’know, to get everypony worked up about something that is actually not happening, while he laughs at us from the sidelines”
>”Because Mademoiselle Eris. I doubt zat Monsieur Discord would use his powers to do somezing zat would cause harmony.” Aegia then looked to you “I understand zat he has been reformed. I also know of ze charmant famille zat he has formed wiz you and ze kind Fluttershy. But zis is a coincidence too big, too precise and too… familier to be ze work of ze spirit of chaos”

>>29421110
>Eris scratched her chin, thinking about an answer of her own “Well…” she said with a calmer tone “How do you know that this isn’t one of my old man’s pranks? Y’know, to get everypony worked up about something that is actually not happening, while he laughs at us from the sidelines”
>”Because Mademoiselle Eris. I doubt zat Monsieur Discord would use his powers to do somezing zat would cause harmony.” Aegia then looked to you “I understand zat he has been reformed. I also know of ze charmant famille zat he has formed wiz you and ze kind Fluttershy. But zis is a coincidence too big, too precise and too… familier to be ze work of ze spirit of chaos”
“Wait… Familiar? W-What are you talking about?”
>Aegia stayed silent for a moment, then she sighed and looked to Eris “Zis is a pattern zat I have seen before. I’m sure zat zis is more zan just a mare scheming to break out of her emprisonnement. But we must get inside zat prison to confirm my suspicions”
>Eris huffed and sat at the couch ”And how do you plan to do that? Didn’t you guys just say that this was like, the most secure prison in the world?!”
>”Ah, Mademoiselle Eris, zat is what ze map was for! We were going to use it to sneak past ze guards, but now zat you’re joining us, we won’t have to worry about zose details! You just need to take us…” She then walked to the map and placed her hoof on a point labeled as “Section-C” “Right here…”
>”Soooo…” Eris got up the couch and took a glance at the blueprints “I just have to teleport us there, see what the big deal is and then go back, right?”
>”Oui. Zat is…” Aegia gave Eris a little smirk “If you zink zat you can handle it. You are not late to go back. Moi and ze Mon Petit can figure anozer way to get into ze prison… like asking Monsieur Discord par exemple”

>>29421116
>”What?! You think that I’m not as good as my old man?! Listen here sister! Whatever that old guy can do, I can do it a thousand times better!” Eris then makes a circular motion with her paw “So saddle up boys and girls! This is gonna be a bumpy ride!”

That's it for today, as I said, the next part is coming up tomorrow. And that is almost guaranteed since I'm pretty far with that. Hope that you guys are looking forward to it!

>I don't want to lose my little brother again
Eris is now the best waifu of this thread, that is not up to discussion.

I want to fuck Aegia

What? Too familiar? Now I'm fucking curious to know what is going on

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>>29391839
This update was really fucking cute. Flutterbutter is too adorable. And Discord flipping out before being told he was okay was great.

>>29421126
You gotta go back through your pastebin and fix some of your errors, senpai.

>>29422775
I would love to, and I realize that there's a lot of obvious grammatical mistakes there but, don't take this the wrong way, that would take a lot of time that I simply don't have.

>>29422546
Would their child look like pony or draconequus?

>>29410772
>Unfortunately, as you appear before the door of the cottage. It seems the argument was already underway.
>"PARENTING CLASSES!" You hear Discord shout from the other side of the door
>Ewwghhh...probably best to scope things out before entering. So you go by the window and peer inside.
>Discord looked pretty frustrated.
>Fluttershy and Twilight were sitting on the sofa. Both of them giving him a stern look. Poor guy, looks like he couldn't manipulate the situation to his advantage this time.
>"Yes Discord, parenting classes. Do you not understand why? Even after we explained it to you?!" Twilight seemed exasperated with him already
>"Pfft, how can I understand it when it's so ridiculous. Fluttershy...my dear Fluttershy." Discord slinks over to her and holds her by her hoof as he gives her huge puppy dog eyes. "You know I'm a good father, don't you?"
>"I do" Fluttershy, despite saying that. Still was giving him the tough stern expression.
>Discord looks to Twilight and sticks his tongue out to taunt her "See? Utterly ridiculous"
>Fluttershy then pulls her hoof away. "Discord, I said that you're a good father, But that doesn't mean what you did or even doing is right. You know what happened to Anon today. It's because of the things that goes on behind our back that causes ponies like that no good Good News to come and bother Anon. Do you know how terrifying it was to see him unable to move? Didn't you feel scared that something happened to him?"
>"I..." Discord slowly backed off, trying to resist some of the now apparent consequences of both your actions. "I...was scared...but come on. He's the hero colt! Are you saying it's bad that he saved an entire world? Albiet not this one, but still. He received praise from Princess Celestia herself...from that world....look, the point is he's a hero. How could you berate me after giving him that chance? He had fun, he's proud of it. What gives?""

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>>29423254
Fluttercucks need to take care of their wife's son.

>>29423278
>"Discord...." Twilight took a moment to compose herself, she didn't seem to want to get too angry. She wanted to keep a cool head. "We're not saying we're not proud of him. What Anon did? That's amazing, and I mean it. Enough for me to want to do a study on, because well..Another Equestria?" She chuckled, getting a little nerdy "How could I not follow up on that?"
>"Twilight..." Fluttershy was definitely in no nonsense mode. Both towards Discord and Twilight.
>"Ahrm right. As I was saying. We're proud of Anon. But that doesn't excuse you putting his life in danger. And from the sounds of it, he was in danger for a lot of the time he was there. Discord, you seem to treat him like he was a friend that you spend time with instead of your son who you need to guide and nurture. There's nothing wrong with a little fun. But he's too young for things like that, and the kind of attention he gets for it isn't good at all. That's why you need to go to parenting classes. We are trying to be reasonable here. Can't you see that?" Twilight felt she knew that Discord had been doing a good job for the most part. And despite dimension travel being a big deal. She was trying to see him as a friend. She was doing her best to get him to see reason.
>"Reasonable? Hmph...I refuse. It's not like you can do anything about it. He's MY son" Discord wasn't budging
>"...mmnngh, Discord" Twilight was getting aggravated with his resistance. "I'm doing my best here. but it's either that or you give him up to Fluttershy. And that would mean all you can do is visit him...thats it. You would not be allowed to do anything else but visit and talk."
>"......" Discord was silent. At first you thought it was weird. You thought he would explode at such an ultimatum. But he seemed scared. Frightened. Could he do nothing?...or rather..would he not do anything to Fluttershy to get you back.

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>>29423325
Discord would be a great dad so i don't think they need a third person in their relationship.

>>29423410
>"Discord..." Fluttershy walked over to him and gave him a gentle hug "I know you want Anon to be free and have fun. But you need to set limits for him. You need to guide him. You can't let him do whatever he wants. And you can't take him to such dangerous places. It really is amazing that he managed to save a world. I'm very very proud of him. But...after today.." Fluttershy sighed "I'd really rather he just do normal things like any normal colt would. I don't want to take him from you Discord. I just want you to do what Twilight is asking. I want you to be father and son." She looks up into his eyes, she was sad. She agreed with Twilight, but she didn't want to hurt him either. She didn't want to be mad at him. She hoped he wouldn't give her a reason to. "I know you can do it. It's not as if you have to stop doing what you do with him...we just don't want you doing dangerous things with him, that's all."
>Discord was shaking. What could you do? You missed when this travesty started and going in now would just cause more problems. You could only watch as he buckles to Fluttershy's pleas. Deep inside, you wondered who he was more angry with. Twilight or Chrysalis.
>"Discord, I think we're being more than fair. If you care about Anon. If you care about Nymous. You'll take the classes. All you need to do is pass and thats it. I feel that once you pass, you'll understand what it means to be a father as well as a friend to Anon and Nymous." Fluttershy nuzzles into his side "Please...?" She looks up at him with big sad eyes.

>>29423471
>Discord was gripping his paws and talons tightly. Oh yeah, the burning in his eyes? He probably wanted Chrysalis's head on a pike. You could see him get more visibly angry with each mention of "Nymous". But even then, he couldn't shout out the truth of it. Or get angry at Fluttershy...or even Twilight. He gave up, and fell back on the chair. defeated. "....Ok, for you Fluttershy. I'll take these classes. But..." He looks over to Twilight. Twilight stood at the ready. She wouldn't falter. And Discord could most definitely see it. "I still reserve the right to at least have some fun within this dimension with my son....and daughter."
>"Discord, you do know that depends right? Things like what happened at the school are things I can't allow. As Princess, I can't just let you rum amok like that" Twilight told him. Holding her ground.
>"Oh, I figured you'd say something like that Twilight my dear. I suppose me agreeing to these classes simply isn't enough for you. But you see, you seem to forget what my son's cutie mark is. Chaos is his destiny, it's what his very mark is telling him. In fact, given his current streak, It's safe to say that, as much as I don't really care for it too much, that his brand of chaos might be beneficial to pony kind. No, actually..I retract that statement. IT IS beneficial to ponykind. He's helped and saved ponies who were in trouble or was in need. Selflessly, no matter the danger, even if the danger found him first. That being said, you at least must compromise on the fact that learning to fully understand his cutie mark is a must. And that would mean that some of my...more unorthodox methods of being a parent is important." Discord's final gambit. He was trying to gain some ground on this battle.
>"...." Fluttershy stopped for a moment to think about that "Well, a-as much as I don't like him being in danger. It's true that sometimes it does just happen..."

>>29423496
>"Are you saying you want to help him find his way?" Twilight felt something about this was off. But it was hard for her to argue it when sometimes danger did just happen. And your cutie mark? How could she argue against a cutie mark that she couldn't begin to understand? Still, there was a limit.
>"Exactly" Discord started to feel a little more confident now. Discord magically made a ball of clay and started to mold it into a stallion version of you "I just want to raise Anon to be the best that he can be...." He holds the sculpture out on his paw and grins "Nymous? Well, I can perfectly comply with her. Chaos isn't in her genes and I think I've been doing a good job with her despite us not being together long. But Anon and I? We have this special bond. It may not look it to you Twilight, but if faced with having the choice of him or conquering Equestria. I'd choose him. And that's why I'll comply. But...I still am going to do what I think is best. But, interdimensional travel won't be one of them."
>"But you won't overdo it...right Discord? As in, what you have planned will be safe from now on?" Fluttershy didn't want Twilight to get angry. She wanted to hear this from him.
>"O-oh, of course. I only got overzealous before because of how skilled he turned out to be. Chaos can be safe too you know. That's why you wanted him to have that second use of his horn, correct? So he can defend himself in a more consistent and safe manner." Discord put his paw on Fluttershy's head and gave it a rub. To assure her things were fine. She nodded to his question.
>"Hmmmmmm...well, I think we're done here then. I'm sure you'll have more of an understanding of being a parent when you actually attend the classes. But just remember, you need to pass them too. And if you don't, you'll have to retake them until you do." Twilight told him, utterly serious about it.

>>29423529
>"Yes yes.....fine, I'll even sign up for them tomorrow morning if you want." Discord crossed his arms, annoyed that she was pressing him that much.
>"That's fine Discord. And..thank you for understanding. We just want what's best for Anon and for you. That's all" Twilight tried to explain this to him.
>But Discord just rolled his eyes and let out a silent "..Sure you are"
>Fluttershy gave him a gentle hug to help calm his nerves and show that she cared "Don't worry Discord, it won't be as bad as you think, and we'll all be there as a family. It's not something you have to do alone."
>...as a family? All four of you..Chrysalis too? Stuck....in a class...
>ooohhh.....oh wait.
>...maybe, for what you were trying to do. That wouldn't be so bad.
>...oh yes...the gears..they were a turnin'.
>Maybe you could take advantage of this to further show Chrysalis the importance of the magic of friendship.
>"I appreciate it Fluttershy, I really do...but.." He gives her a gentle hug and puts her down "I must be off now. I need some time to....process....what has gone on here. Oh, don't worry about me. I'll be fine, I just need to rework my schedule is all. Very time consuming work."
>"Discord...please don't be angry." She could sense his frustration and anger.
>"Angry? Oh hoho, I'm not angry. Why would I be angry? Everything is just fine. I agreed to it didn't I? I don't mind it. And in fact, I can't wait. So angry?..oh no, I'm just....fine."
>Fluttershy didn't respond to that. She didn't know what to say...she just wanted him to understand. She felt, that most likely, he didn't.
>But Discord would stick around no loner. He bid them both adieu and left through the front door before even Twilight could say something.

>>29423551
>Discord, he stood there at the front of the door for a moment, his whole body tensing up as he mumbled "Parenting classes..puh..what for? I'm the lord of chaos. The LORD of chaos. I'm above such things...why did she have to come tell Fluttershy about it anyway?...grrrr..that Chrysssssiiii"
>Discord then snapped his fingers. And before you knew it. You went from behind the window to in front of him. Floating in mid air....head down.
>You fell onto the ground, smacked onto your head, and rolled onto your back.
>"...Anon, glad you could make it. We need to have a little chat...privately"
>He snapped his talons again. Making you both appear in Cheerilee's classroom. It was empty. No teacher, no student.
>Discord had you appear at a seat as he appeared on a chair behind the teacher's desk, his legs up on the table. "Anon, don't think I didn't notice you at the window. Eavesdropping? Well..." Discord chuckled "I'm actually glad you did. Because if you hadn't realized it by now. Our buggy little roommate just made a biiiiig mistake..and so..." Discord points to the blackboard. Making the letters "REVENGE TIME" Appear.
>"I'm looking for any and all suggestions on showing her what's what. And please...don't defend her. I'm sooooo not in the mood for it right now. And do take your time, you have plenty of it before you need to arrive at Fluttershy's" Discord was looking pretty serious about this.
>After seeing Discord having to suffer due to Chrysalis's little power move. You couldn't blame him for wanting to exact some vengeance. And maybe....through your cunning and knowing of how cartoons typically work. You could work this into your grandmaster plan. Seeing Discord taken down by Chrysalis' power move made you feel for the guy. You wanted to hep him exact revenge. And you think you knew exactly how.

>>29423254
It would look like the product of cuckery

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>>29422775
I was stupid, if you meant fix the errors of this chapter, yes, of course I will do that.

>>29423425
I actually agree with this statement 100%. In fact I want to do an Eris and Discord chapter later on. Showcasing their father-daughter relationship is important, I think

Dang

>>29410772
Hah, Ex Capitan still being a shit

Bunp

>>29423673
I imagine he would be a wacky Jim Carrey sort of dad. Kids would love him but Fluttershy would be often worried about him being too irresponsible with their activities,

If his kids were teenagers I could see him being annoying and trolling them while they trying to distance themselves from him at their rebbellious phase of growing up. Fluttershy would let them be in piece. I think Stare Master and IDW comics with Discord perfectly showcase their difference in dealing with children.

>>29423577
Him deviously applying Twilight's friendship lessons onto Chrysalis is pretty hilarious in a way.

Where are you guys

>>29389300
bamp for penis

>>29423577
Why not discording Chrysalis? I bet that could work much better

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>>29421126
Hah, I liked the Chess board going away only for Aegia to start playing chess with Eris. The insertion of french into her lines was a keen allegory to the confusion at the mental domination Eris was taking, and PhD watching.

Fucking artistic, man.

>>29423577
Oh, pour Discord; out of the consequences I imagined for Bug butt's loose lips No Not THOSE lips you--you-! airing out to the towns-ponies; PARENTING CLASSES OR LOOSE ANON-- oh man that's harsh. I can see this also giving some Fuel to Anon's chaos lessons for Twilight....

Anyway-- it's clear there's mutiny on deck and a stern decking is due. Silly bug, whatever was she thinking it surely wasn't how her tale will tangle in Discord's tail taken up with Twilight's twat-full tax on a good mood gone all rotten like a gallon of milk left in the sun spiked with cat piss for charm.

The price of spoiled milk, next time on Teenage Mutant Ninja Erfs.

>>29426531
>Oh, pour Discord
Pour him into what? He's Discord, so I imagine you CAN actually do that.

>>29423577
Can't wait to see how they try to fuck Chrissy's shit up. I'm sure the party will be part of it but there has to be more.

Any odds on what other families would show up for parenting classes or do you think it will just be Discord, Anon, and Flutters being taught by Twilight? The autism will be amazing.

>>29427378
>taught parenting by someone who's never been one
Twilight would be perfect

>>29425539
Work & Catching up with Elo story

>>29425539
I don't know

>>29421126
>And in the blink of an eye, you were inside of what it seemed like the mix between an old castle’s dungeon and an asylum.
>Hmmm… tiles were placed alongside the floor, but you couldn’t discern their pattern thanks that despite the torches hanged on the very old walls, this place was covered in darkness for the most part, giving it a more than unnerving atmosphere...
>That, along with the incredibly thick walls, and the implication that this was a subterranean block thanks to the lack of any kind of natural light, made you clear that they weren’t kidding around with the security of this prison.
>Hmmmm… you could actually make another deduction based on your surroundings and the information about the security of this prison… there must be some sort of system that regulates magic…
>Your mothers told you that during the Equestrian Games, it was a safety guideline to use enchanted entrances that limit the number of spells that unicorns could use to just one weak spell…
>It wasn’t too crazy to think that a maximum security prison would have something like this for the inmates, either limiting their magical capabilities… or removing them entirely… but you weren’t sure if that last option was even possible… you can’t nullify magic completely, right?
>Maybe it was a conjunction of different security systems and sub-systems. Limiting the unicorns to just one weak spell, having several check points and guard barracks to keep in check the earth and pegasi ponies… and maybe something to detect magic…
>With the exception of the check points and barracks, everything was just a speculation, pure hypothesis based on the honestly oppressing and terrifying atmosphere of this one cell block…
>But you better keep it safe and not do any dumb move… true, there was no alarm when you got teleported there, but that was thanks to chaos magic, not using your magic and risking alarming the guards was probably the most intelligent thing to do…

>>29428001
>So with those considerations in mind, you walked to one of the better lit parts of the hallways so you could give it a better look at the cells
>Each cell door was probably made of steel, iron, or another study metallic alloy because, man, they looked you could throw a grenade at them and that wouldn’t be enough to put a dent on them.
>All of them for what it looked like had peeping holes at the bottom and the upper parts. And of course, every cell door was numbered too…
>But in reality, it wasn’t the creepy vibe of this place that made you nervous… what was missing from this cell block was the reason of your concern.
“Where are the guards? Isn’t this place supposed to- mmmhmhm!”
>A hoof covered your mouth and pulled you to a dark corner of the hallway, you then heard a familiar voice hushing you “Sssssh. Don’t speak too loud, Mon Petit” It was Aegia whispering to you “We don’t want to alert anypony of our presence, do we?”
>You slowly nodded and when Aegia removed her hoof from your mouth, you whispered back to her
“Alright… but where is Eris? And why there are no guards in here? I thought that this place would be crawling with patrols”
>”Mademoiselle Eris is right zere…” Aegia pointed out to a spot on the ceiling… and after you squirted your eyes… holy cow! Eris was attached to the ceiling, completely camouflaged like a chameleon… man, chaos magic can be so cool at times!
>”As for ze guards…” Aegia looked at the hallway with an emotionless stare “Zat certainly is an anomaly… but, why would zat be?”
“I… I don’t know…”
>Aegia gently caressed your mane and whispered into your ear with a soft voice ”I’m aware of zat, Mon Petit. Don’t worry, you weren’t zere to witness how zose insects act. But I was…” A scowl appeared in Aegia’s face, her tone also became harsher “And I’m sure zat zis is zeir work too…”

>>29425539
Plan is to get high and catch up on Erfs story.

>>29427724
That's what will make it so autisamazing!

>>29428120
“Wait… “they”? Aegia, I-I don’t know what you’re talking about, I thought that we were investigating what Starlight was scheming… are you telling me that there’s more ponies involved?”
>Aegia didn’t reply, instead she walked to one of the doors and opened the peephole to look inside the cell; she then closed her eyes and sighed “I know zat you are confused, Mon Petit, but maybe zis will give you a better idea of what we are up against”
>You and Eris crawled to where Aegia was and look through the peephole, and inside the cell was a red stallion with a grey mare, looking at the door with an empty stare and a couple of… fluorescent…. green eyes…
“What… the heck…”
>It was as if you were looking at some sort of puppet, or one of those creepy dolls that toy stores put up on display on their shelves… but the stallion was clearly breathing, it’s just that…well, he wasn’t moving…
>But those eyes bothered you and peak your interest at the same time… why were they glowing with that green fluorescence? Why were they so lifeless?
>Then we have the stallion himself, why he didn’t react to your presence? He clearly could see you through the peephole, but then… why wasn’t he moving? It just didn’t made sense that he didn’t present any reaction, not even a reflex…
>Not only that, but you clearly weren’t part of the staff, and based on the empty cell block, you doubt that he was expecting any visit, so… Why didn’t he say anything when you opened the peep hole?
>You started to feel… scared… as if you had stumbled upon something that you weren’t supposed to know about… that you were facing something that was beyond your capabilities.
>And Eris was feeling the same since she whispered in a frightened voice ”What’s up with that guy? I can sense some magic coming from him… but it’s not pony magic, and it’s definitely not chaos magic… I don’t know what it is… but it feels… evil”

>>29428202
>”Mademoiselle Eris, you just confirmed my suspicions…” Aegia whispered as she was looking through the peephole of a nearby cell “And it seems zat zey have taken completely over zis place… look…”
>Aegia motioned the two of you to look at another cell… and just like before… the prisoner was standing there, motionless… staring into the void with those disturbing glowy green eyes…
>The fear that you felt increased every time that you checked another cell and found another inmate in that same trance… but a thought was prevalent above all the others
“Starlight…”
>Aegia whispered to you “Oui, we must find zat mare… Problem is, how are we going to know where her cell is?”
>Before you could think of a plan that didn’t involve searching every cell in this place, Eris called the two of you from a cell that she was looking at ”Umm…guys? I think you might want to check this out”
>And when you looked through the peephole of that cell…
“Eris… how long has she been doing that?
>”I dunno…she suddenly started to do that… hmmm… lemme check out something” Eris went to inspect a different cell, as Aegia was starting to do the same
>On the other side of the cell was a mare… a mare with tons and tons of different tattoos engraved across her body, her mane was completely shaved, her body gave the impression that she hadn’t eaten in weeks, and just like the others prisoners, her eyes were glowing with that creepy green light…
>But what made her different, what set her apart from the rest of these bizarre mannequins… was that she actually presented some sort of movement…in this case, her mouth was moving at an impossible frantic pace…
>You leaned forward and squirted your eyes… she… she was saying something… or at least trying to…
>”Mon Petit…” Aegia gently placed her hoof on your shoulder to prevent you from screaming like a little girl “Zis is not a cas isóle…ze ozers are doing ze same…”

>>29428212
>”Yeah…” Eris gently broke into the conversation “The guy in the cell next door is doing what boney here too… but I don’t get it, why did they suddenly decide to start acting creepier than before?”
>You walked to the cell where the red stallion was being held captive, and yeah… he was moving his mouth in that bizarre way too… but unlike that famished mare… you could hear a faint whisper coming out from his mouth…
>You too a deep breath and held your breath as long as you could, gathering what little courage was left on you and placed your ear against the peephole in hopes that you could discern that whisper…
>And while you couldn’t heart everything at perfection since the only sounds that you could pick up were “Lo…g…. ive… en…. Sa…. Is….” Being repeated over and over… that at least gave you the base to come up with the hypothesis that this was some sort of chanting based on the repeating pattern and rhythm…
>But then… a noise came from the end of the hallway… locks being unlocked and shortly afterwards a heavy door being slowly opened.
>Luckily, Eris grabbed both you and Aegia dragging everyone to an opposite corner of the hallway that was completely surrounded by darkness, and with a circular motion of her paw, the three of you were suddenly invisible…
>It didn’t took long after that for hoofsteps to be heard walking down a set a set of stairs… and a very familiar voice screaming
>”I WON’T SAY ANYTHING! YOU CAN TRY ALL YOU WANT! I WON’T SAY ANYTHING!” That voice… that voiced belonged to Starlight Glimmer…
>It wasn’t long after that when she appeared hoofcuffed, with bags under her eyes, messed up mane, and escorted by two stallions in lab coats.
> The first stallion, much bigger and bulkier than the other pushed Starlight, making her to fall on the ground ”Shut up, prisoner! You have resisted our interrogations for far too long! Your useless pony stubbornness shall come to an end today!”