Dadonequus thread: Children of chaos: The misadventures of Lady

>>29275869
nice link to the old thread FAGGOT

>>29275899
Post that link if you are so great

>>29275945
how about you do it
http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/archive

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>>29275869
Old thread
>>29255185

What if we had a story of DISCORD turning into a colt and being forced to live as one?

>>29276086
And he gets buttfucked by every stallion in Equestria

Sorry for letting that thread die. Should have checked more often during the day.

>>29269965
I'll keep this in mind when I catch up.

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>>29276647
>Sorry for letting that thread die.
You and me both, Anon. Ah should of posted before re-re-compiling firefox et al. Little did I know the thread would die in those 11 hours, fug.

The last thread was so healthy topping out above 500

And all amid Erf continuing another delicious friendship mission with Discord.

>>29262877
>"And a pleasure to meet you Mr.Diamond. You are quite a beauty of a mare I must say. Tell me, would you be interested in marrying my son once he becomes of age?"
Never let it be unsaid Discord neglected attention of Anon's future, ever eager to make anon's tomorrow brighter than today!

> 29263258
> no dude I copied wrong the file thanks
Excellent then-- honor of great famry preserve!

> 29263350
>"I'm braced Anon. And trust me, anything you have to tell me? I can handle it.
o'rly?
>Her pupils shrank immediately, she just...froze in place.
And it was on that day, Anon learned how to dis-coordinate ponies.

> 29270077
> C'mon Starlight, before I even walked in here you were brimming with confidence. And I know that confidence is still in you. You can do this."
Smooth glimglam operator anon now in session

> 29270696
> And now? You were going to be happy to help Scrappy.

Nice conclusion to a great, side destroying, adorable arc, Erf.

As plots come to a close close, closer without wearing any cloths much like close winged crows would be a clove of Discord Anon and Starlight, except not crows. Drawn forth thru sloppy sticky seas by certainty buffered by the wayward winds of success, there is but another question on the horizon: just how hard is Anon going to fuck up on his next mission?

Where do you nor/mlp/eople think Anon will screw up in engaging the friendship problem of Scoots and Scrappy?

And Here, take a totally related image.

I'm now curious about Celestia's reaction at the news of alternate self adopting an alternate anon as her son

>>29277292
Probably something along the lines of, 'if that little shit here thinks I'm doing that for him then he's going to be sorely disappointed.'

>>29277296
>ErfAnon gets salty and demands Celestia to tell him why.
>Celestia gives him a long as fuck list detailing why she wouldn't take him as a son.
>All of them are ONLY about ErfAnon's personality and character.
>After she is done with that list, Celestia produces an ever longer list detailing all of the reasons about why she would take in that other anon.
>ErfAnon goes back to be a jealous little shit.

>>29277362
>>ErfAnon goes back to be a jealous little shit.
I think after that he'd become a depressed little sadsack.

>However, before you could actually do anything. Discord pops his head out of a random portal. "Ahh yes, almost forgot. I will be letting Fluttershy know that you have fallen ill but are already on the way to a very speedy recovery thanks to me and that you are currently napping, ready to spring back to your old self by evening"
>You smirk at Discord, giving him a sarcastic remark
"You're quite the miracle worker."
>Discord smirks back in kind. He felt a bonding connection at this moment. A mutual understanding of each other. "Everyday is a miracle when I'm around. But seriously Anon" Discord gazes at you more seriously "What this means is that nopony can catch you out and about while you are on your little mission. Absolutely nopony. Even if they don't have a stake in you, a sighting is a sighting and should anypony that does believe you are sick were to find out then questions would be raised. You can manage a little stealth, can't you?"
>You shrug, you felt confident you wouldn't get caught.
"No prob, you did give me a portal straight to the clubhouse. It'll be easy. I'll be in and out like it's no problem and then look into this homework Chrysalis brought home for me."
>"Excellent. With that said, good luck to you Anon. I wish you well...ta-ta!" And then Discord disappears back into his portal. Probably to bask in Fluttershy's praise of being such a good "nursing" dad. You snickered about it. What a delightful little fuck he can be sometimes.

>>29277795
>But, looking at your alarm clock. It was definitely time to get going. But where was Scrappy?
>Just as the thought pops into your head. You hear shuffling coming from the top of your bed.
>You prepare yourself for a sudden attack from him. But, nothing happens. Instead, you catch some purple jutting out from the top of the bed. It looked like a mane.
>Scootaloo? naahhhh
>You get up onto your bed and look at the source of the mane. IT WAS SCOOTALOO. You nearly stepped back in surprise. What the hell was she doing here? And why was she napping and hugging your pillow? And..she was whimpering?
>No, no..this can't be possible. She had no fucking way of getting in here without you and possibly Chrysalis and Scrappy....
>Scrappy....you just noticed he wasn't around.
>And as you drew closer to Scootaloo. You moved the pillow slightly away from her face. It was damp with tears.
>Napping? Tears? Immediately after school? No...this wasn't Scootaloo.
>This was Scrappy. His sad whimpering. He was having a nightmare. A nightmare that caused him to change into the one he hurt. He hugged back onto the pillow tightly. And sobbed.
>the poor little guy. You couldn't let him wander that wasteland of his mind until you could fill it with happiness. You start to gently shake him.
"Scrappy, yo, Scrappy. Come on dude, wake up. We gotta go see Scootaloo."

>>29277854
>"mmngh, mn....ATTACK!" Scrappy suddenly wakes up, immediately changing back into his buggy form and jumps onto you. Looking at you with battle ready expression.
"HOLY GEEZ! DON'T HIT ME!"
>You couldn't even cover your face. He jumped you pretty hard.
>But he didn't even realize that he did it, he just ignorantly looks around and then down at you. "What are you doing down there Anon?...did we fight already?" He tilted his head in confusion.
>Well, at least he wasn't depressed. Well, if you knew him well enough. He would become depressed the moment he doubted himself.
"No Scrappy, uhhh...Actually, we need to get going to the clubhouse before Scootaloo gets there. We can take a shortcut an-"
>Scrappy slowly steps back, getting frightened at the name and that you both had to go right now. He was shaking. "W-what...now?! I don't know...W-what if..it goes bad?"
>You give him a look of confidence before hopping off the bed and adjusting the portal door's dial.
"It won't. Trust me, I got your back. And that's what friends do. They get each others backs and help eachother out."
>"B-but...she was so mad. I dunno" The closer the moment came. The more scared he became. It seems he never had the experience of upsetting anyone he cared about ever. Well of course he didn't. He didn't really have friends until recently.
"Scrappy. Let me tell you this. If you don't do this now. Then she would hate you forever. Because you went and hid instead of being her friend. And being there for her and telling her how you feel. Listen Scrappy. She's only mad because you said something dumb. But nopony stays mad forever. So you have a choice, either stay here and be hated. Or come and apologize to her about...."
>How did he make her mad? You know he mentioned he was evil. But really, this was mostly your fault. But you had already apologized. So really. It should be guaranteed that he'll be forgiven.

>>29277916
"uhm, whatever you actually did soooo....what's it gonna be?"
>"S-she'll hate me if I don't go?" He started to breath harder, forcing himself forward as he slumps off the bed "I-I can't...l-let...t-that..happen.." He was actually struggling to press on. Grunting and panting. "A-as..c-captain...I-I...h-have...t-t-o..be...brave!" He gets right to the door before falling forward. He couldn't go anymore. He didn't want to face her. "I can't. She hates changelings. My siblings attacked her. and I told her I like being evil and sneaky and mean and she hates that. But I like it! Why! Why is everything so wrong!" He screams as he curls up into a ball. Crying again.
>You lean down, and slowly and gently rub his head with your hoof.
"Nothing is wrong Scrappy. Ponies get upset, but they eventually calm down. She knows you like being evil. She probably knew that before you told her. But she was just mad at Chrysalis and accidentally took it out on you. Trust me, that is the most likely scenario. Please..."
>"B-but..." He whimpers.
>You sigh, he was just too scared. Welp...time for plan B.
"If it doesn't work out, I'll challenge you to a fight."
>"DEAL!" The wonder bug immediately stood up as he cackled and pointed at you. "Today will mark your doom Anon, for your recent insult on the queen. And.....and" He began to falter on his sudden bravado "A-and...Scootaloo...Oh no. I...I'm scared. But, I can't back out. It's on..the queen's honor"
>You had him now.
"Nope, you can't...so..let's get this over with then."
>You just triumphantly step through the portal as Scrappy slowly follows. Changing into a puppy as he passes through "....I-is it bad...that I'd rather have Scootaloo forgive me...than destroy you? Because, y-you still deserve it"
>You just go along with it as you go up into the clubhouse, taking care to look around for the fillies. They were neither around nor inside.

>>29277986
"I know I do. But, hey. Let's hope it doesn't come to that. Huh? and yo, look at you. You made it up here. I guess all you needed was the right motivation."
>Scrappy closes the door behind him with a jittery paw. "....I-I guess..." Scrappy stops for a moment after closing the door. Before remembering to check on his gifts. To check on their status. "O-oh...I...I should really check on the presents..."
>He just moped on over behind their little podium. Behind it was a bag. He was just, so depressed as he sifted through the objects and took a good long look at the Rainbow Dash doll.
>Christ,What could you even do to cheer him up?Everything you've tried either didn't work or only worked temporarily.
"Scrappy, haven't you ever dealt with somepony getting mad at you before? Like say, your queen?"
>He slowly shakes his head as he gives the doll a hug. "No, the queen never really noticed me until she made me captain. And I've never really even made her mad. You know the track thing in the basement? That made her super happy. And thats all I want for Master Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo...I want them to be super happy too." He wipes a tear away as he slips the doll back into the bag.
"Scrappy..."
>You walk up to him, and give him a hug. To try to assure him things would be ok.
"Everything will be fine. You're gonna do just fine. ok? All you gotta do is relax, and use some of that leadership moxie you got."
>"Leadership...moxie?" Scrappy didn't know what "moxie" meant. "What does that mean?"
"It just means, to...be your usual cunning self."
>"Oh....I don't even-" But Scrappy stops himself when he hears sounds. His ear twitches as he realizes something "Master Applebloom....Scootaloo...they are getting close!" He started to sweat and panic "WHAT DO I DO!?"
"Woah! Woah! Woah!"
>You try to calm him down.
"Relax, ok? All you gotta do is relax. If you panic like this. You won't be able to think of what to say next"

>>29278053
>"Ngh...B-but" He looked like he was going to fall apart.
>Dammit Scrappy!
"Buck up soldier! Is that how a changeling captain acts!? You'll fail your mission if you don't cut it out!"
>Would that even work? Barking an order at him? You were out of ideas at this point. Especially now since you could hear Applebloom's and Scoots voices....but...no Sweetie Belle. Huh.
>Scrappy unfortunately didn't respond to your words. He completely froze at this point. And the door, it began to open.

Sorry for the short chapter guys. Been feeling extra tired tonight.

>>29278063
Nah, dont worry dude

>>29278063
Lewd where?

>>29278063
We got Scrappy cuteness, dont worry senpai. I just love thar little bug

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>>29278063
>Sorry for the short chapter guys
Erf, that's hardly even a thing. It only seems short with those massive chapters you've been doing. This was a good update, a keen path from one plot arc to the next.

Anon falling in with Scrappy remains fun stuff-- and hey, wait. Scrappy is Anon's only male friend at this point. He tolerates Spike, and sees Big Mac as a vidya rival... and Pip as a subordinate. Snips and Snails are both on Thorax level with him, heh...

Here, have a sunset sammitch.

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>>29275869
Can we all agree that this is the official theme for Anon/Discord adventures?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwpUvVNu4Wo

>>29278063
He could always ask him what his queen would think of him, crying and panicking like a simpering little weakling.

>>29277395
Dunno, erfanon usually handles those type of situations with anger and a poor behavior

>>29280318
Tbh senpai Celestia herself basically telling you you're fucking garbage would be pretty soul crushing.

>>29279924
it'd work for all of 5 seconds anyway. This is Scrappy's first real of occasion of crippling guilt. he'd only feel more ashamed

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>>29280349
I honestly don't know what Erf has in mind in regards of that. But I can almost guarantee that Celestia would never tell erfanon that he is a little shit, nor she would talk about comparisons. In my opinion, Celestia would ask erfanon and scrappy about this other anon, so she can have mote accurate info.

In reality, Celestia would say something to erfanon among the lines of "well, that anon is just another possibility, but that doesn't mean that you must relax, if anything, this should be a motivation for you to become a better pony" while keeping her real opinion and feelings about this subject to herself.

>>29281408
He could easily read between the lines of something like that and receive the meaning 'I think you're fucking awful' just fine.

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>>29281455
>>29281455
Celestia is way to subtle and classy for that, but then again, if there's something that erfanon has over any other horse, is how full of surprises he is

>>29282130
Nintendo has been doing shit decisions for the past 10 years. It is no surprising that people has no faith in them

Would you make a deal with Discord to be in Equestria?

>>29283333
Abso-Fucking-Loutely

>>29283333
Yep

>>29283333
Yes.

>>29278464
This.

>>29283333
I would sell my soul if he wants it

Does anyone remember what chapter the noir-nonymous scene was?

>>29283333
Depends on the offer.

>>29284301
http://pastebin.com/5za6wsce

>>29284433
also, i'm sick. so we'll see if i can green tonight

>>29284588
Sounds like you already are.

>>29284433
You're the best Erf

>>29284588
Aww dont worry senpai

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>>29285044
That film Noir was one of my favorite arcs-- what did you think of it on reading, anon?

>>29284588
Aww, Erf, pour thing. Rest up, keep warm, have some good food, and take a sunset for your health