>>29060490
I imagine they do it by remembering that Cheese Sandwich doesn't live in Ponyville and, if he ever does see Pinkie, it's rare. Which is better than a lot of other unfortunate waifufags can say about their cartoon lover's main potential love interest. Also, the close touching and stuff means less with her because she's always close like that with strangers.
>>29060501
Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>29060522
I'm undeniable cucked. The Pinkiefags aren't, though.
>>29060490
I'm no ponkfag by any means, but I certainly know that shift clicking this very thread is actually really helpful.
>>29060490
How do you deal with being a faggot?
Probably with an excessive amount of antidepressant sprinkled cupcakes.
>>29060490
Well, she's in Equestria and i'm on Earth. So no matter how high my hopes were, we will never be together.
So, i hope she gets a happy ending with Cheese...Or Dash. Preferally with Dash
>>29060688
>dyke meme
Double cuck.
>>29060688
>>29060693
>Dash
>not a lesbian
Bless your heart, Anon.
>>29060490
Same way as everyone else. Is there a waifufag who isn't cucked these days? AJ maybe the only one who hasn't showed any sort of interest in another pony. But we all know she fucks Big Mac.
>>29060731
Flutterfag pls.
>>29060712
Nice meme you got there, /b/ro ;)
>>29060731
>same way as everyone else
Tell me anyway. I could use some validation to counter the doubtful feels.
>>29060490
How do flutterfags deal with getting cucked by a retarded dragon goat?
>>29060490
>chucked
>by a one-shot character
You realize we'll never see Cheese Sandwich on the show again, right?
Al has better things to do with his time.
Take your shipping crap someplace else.
>>29060746
I dunno, bud. I can't help you there. Pony died for me in season two when Tank came along. Ever since I haven't been invested in it like I used to. My days of waifufaggotry are over. It's just too much a part of my shitty life to get away from. How DO you deal with it?
>>29060754
He appeared in recent comics and gave Pinkie a cream pie
>>29060780
ITT: ponkcucks on suicide watch
>>29060780
>comics
Do I really need to say it?
>>29060712
My waifu was not raped and she is not a rapist.
>>29060490
The only one getting cucked are:
1. Flutterfags - Fluttershy blushing over Discord
2. Glimmerfags - Glimmer blushing over Sunburst
3. Marblefags - Her blushing over Big Mac
People who are already cucked:
Cadancefags
>>29060780
Ponkfags completely fucking rekt. CS giving Pinkie a Cream pie confirmed canon.
>>29060786
>>
I'm so sorry for your loss. Absolutely BTFO.
>>29060783
Wait
THE KEK SHITPOSTING WAS THE WORK OF TUMBLR AND I TOOK PART IN IT?! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU MAN-HATING FUCKS ARE ALWAYS RUINING WHAT LITTE GOOD THINGS THERE ARE
FUCK. At least we know that not even Flutterfags are cucked though, so thanks for revealing yourself. Sincerely and spitefully, an Applefag
>>29060796
I'm afraid, one person trolling doesn't make Fluttershy magically disinterested in Discord.
>>29060798
FLUTTERSHY FUCKED DISCORD DDXDXXDXDXDXDXRDDDDXDDDDDD
PINKIE PIE FUCKED CHEESE SANDWICH XDXDXDDDXDXDDDDDDXDXDXFD
TWILIGHT FUCKED FLASH XDDXDXDXDXDXDDXDDDXDDDDDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDXD
APPLEJACK FUCKED BIG MAC XDXDDDXDXDXDXXXXDXDDD ZDXDXD
RAINBOW FUCKED SOARIN XDXDDXDDDDDXDXDXDXDXDDDXDXDXDXDXDDXDDDDXDXDXDDD
RARITY FUCKED EVERYPONY XDXDDDDXDXXXXDXDXDDDDXDXDDDDZDXDDXDDXDDXDDDDDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDDDXDXDXFXRXDXSZSSSDDDD IM SO EFFIN FUN-AYY XD
>>29060798
No saving your spying ass now, Tumblrite. Your espionage is fucked, unlike everyone's waifu. Including Rarity, maybe. Also
>trolling
You're trying too hard. There, BTFO.
>>29060805
same
>>29060805
Your """"ironic"""" shitposting will not make this meme go away, it just grows stronger because people feed on your anger.
>>29060804
>>29060812
At least you acknowledge the evils of being mad. So kill yourself as punishment for this AND for being an obnoxious double agent, madfag.
>>29060796
Tumblr has nothing to do with /mlp/ you crazy cuck
>>29060812
NICE DAMAGE CONTROL FLUTTERKEK XDDDDDDDD STAY BUTTHURT DASHFAG XDDXDXDD
>>29060805
People tried this ironic shitposting to get rid of baneposting and Pepe, you will just contribute to the cuck posting. The only way to make it end is to ignore the implications of X getting cucked. Which on this board is almost impossible as theres too many newfags.
>>29060822
Hey I don't really care I'm just letting you know that simply ignoring it is way more effective.
>>29060821
Then explain why we're being invaded by double agents from Tumblr. We got pozzed, mate. The (you)fags, this shit, all of their shitposting is an attempt to stop all discussion from happening. Divide and conquer, y'know?
As we can see, it's working.
>>29060822
This way of replying only make you look like screaming in agony at the computer screen which is EXACTLY what cuckposters wanted to archieve in the first place. You are a literal cuck enabler on this board and fuel them for more months of shitposting.
>tfw to intelligent to be a ponkfag
>>29060831
>>29060835
JUST KEEP THOSE TEARS OF BUTTHURT COMING FLUTTERCICKS XDDD STAY MAD WHORE LOVERS XDDDDXD
>>29060855
>IMPLYING APPLEJACK DIDNT FUCK BIG MAC AND APPLEBLOOM IS HER DAUGHTER
NICE DAMAGE CONTROL APPLEFAG XDDD
>>29060805
lol
>>29060869
Big mac fucked applebloom too
>>29060916
source faggot?
>>29060842
>That fucking pic
Have memes gone too far?
>>29060916
>applebloomTHAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL HER NAME. IT'S TWO WORDS. STOP IT. STOP!
>>29060923
We need to go bigger
>>29060935
I prefer the comfort my intelligence gives me
>>29060945
BIGGER
IST
BESSER
>>29060961
Can we go bigger?
>>29060490
T. Asshurt Fluttercuck
>>29061198
t. Mad falseflagging fluttercuck
>>29060490
Since she's promiscuous, you can cuck Cheese.
>>29060490
Would Pinkiefags really get mad if Cheese cucked them?
I mean it's literally Wierd Al. That would be awesome to have him fuck my waifu.
>>29060490
>pinky
hahahahah faggot
>>29060790
show marble =/= pencil's marble
>>29061427
nigga, you's a cuck
>>29061615
>waifuing an oc
Not a pinky fag, but I am not bothered by canon pairings at all since I support the practice of polyfidelity. After all...
"Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy - in fact, they are almost incompatible; one emotion hardly leaves room for the other."
-Robert A. Heinlein
>>29062026
>pinky
Ducking autocorrect.
>>29062026
"I'm a cuck, here's some pseudo intellectual garbage to justify it."
-Robert A. Heinlein
>>29062056
Are you seriously dissing one of the three greatest science fiction authors of the 20th century as well as a former US naval officer and aeronautics engineer who inspired a generation of NASA scientists?
>>29062143
You can be all those things and still be a pathetic cuck, anon.
>>29062143
What do any of those have to do with one's personality?
>>29062056
Hey it worked well for the Eskimos who would share spouses out of convenience until the European settlers came and "civilized" them. They were considered one of the happiest people who ever lived back then, but now they are as miserable as the rest of us.
>>29062180
Nothing. I'm just saying his accomplishments make his opinions more valid.
>>29062220
Fuck, meant to reply to >>29062191
>Sunburst and Glimmer
Being childhood friends is just begging for a dicking. Which is FUCKING BULLSHIT! SUBURST HAS WIZARD STATUS, HE SHOULDNT BE FUCKING STARLIGHT LEST HIS TITLE AND HIS EXPERIENCE BE REVOKED! IT CANT END LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS BROS! NOT. LIKE. THIHIHIHIS!
You're all wrong.
My waifu is a mere construct of my crippled mind.
She resembles Ponka in most ways, but the isn't responsible for her actions.
I'm above your childish games.
Tulpas son.
>>29062239
Glimmerfags are next after Fluttershy. The blush is their cuck sentence
Applejack is still pure. I have no idea where the Big Mac shit comes from except fanfics.
Big Mac has fucked Cherilee and Marble.
>but applebloom is their daughter
"If mom and dad were here they would be so proud"
You don't even have to reach to defend redpilled waifu, since she already told her Canon suitor to Fuck off cause he was a hippy faggot.
Shitposting does not Canon make
>>29060490
honestly i want to fuck both of them so this is like shooting two birds with one dick
>>29062220
How does being an engineer or author make ones opinion on complex neuroscientifc questions any more valid?
>>29062252
You can have that same philosophy even without a tulpa, and should for their to be uniqueness to your relationship and so you're not feeling conflicted when something you really like about her is contradicted by how another writer or anons sees her as.
>>29060490
>bunk with Cheese Sandwhich
>plan to not let him steal my waifu Pinki Pye.
>gonna get to know him, his weaknesses, then kill him
>fucktheroyalguard.bmp
>work as Cheese's personal assistant. help plan & organize parties for him, etc.
>they are shit parties anyway. Waifu throws best ones.
>get to travel equestria and meet lots of cool ponies
>even fucked some bitches drunk on cider.
>money is breddy gud too
>no, gotta stay focused.
>he finds out my birthday. Throws me a party.
>it's perfect. He had everything he knew I liked.
>Even Pinkie.
>we party, and I don't cri from happiness.
>pinki invites me to a slow dance.
>thingsaregettinghotinhere.webm
>Want to make a move
>want to ensure my waifu is mine TONIGHT.
>make a decision after lots of thought.
"hey Pinkie, w8 here."
>walk over to Cheese
"Hey, I just wanted to thank you."
>pull him into a kiss
>want to thank him harder
>grab him tight and keep kissing
>knock over punch table.
>he says he's really happy to have helped.
>we have sex
>wake up in morning to find breakfast and a surprise desert
>go to uncover the desert first.
>it's Cheesy's cock!
>knew this table under the cloth looked funny.
>Suck him dry
>i love getting surprises
>>29060490
>>29062269
>Flutterfags are already cucked
>Pinkyfags are in the process
>Glimmerfags are next
Don't you all see? We're being systematically cucked by some vague yet ominous force
>>29062360
Thank you buddy.
I expected blind hate.
But you get it.
You're that little bit closer to happiness, closer to understanding.
Very mature of you.
May the universe be kind to you.
>>29062451
Being cucked is a state of mind.
Let go. Establish your own rules.
Break free. If you had a chance you would prevent getting cucked. But it's beyond your control. If you choose a reality, where one of them is your waifu, remember that from this point on every event is not cannon to your waifu, as the show cannon isn't influenced by your choices.
>>29062359
Because the fact that he accomplished so much makes anything he says is more valid than something a tendie gobbling, unemployed, basement-dwelling, permavirgin mama's boy would say.
>>29060490
It's weird al. If anyone was gonna cuck me I'm glad it's him
>>29060693
>>29060698
Not everyone's boat. But what can i say?She will never be mine anyway
>>29060490
Simple, I fuck them both.
>>29062494
It really doesn't. If Einstein says a red wall is white he's still wrong. And if a NEET says a green car is green he's right, no matter how pathetic he is.
What you're engaging in is idol-worship, which is REALLY pathetic.
>>29062476
>LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU PBTBTBTBTB LALALAL-
>>29062529
That's only true for objective facts and not subjective opinions and the stigma against cuckholdry is a product of indigenous cultural values, which are not the same everywhere nor across time periods.
>>29062595
I know, I just used it as an extreme example, but you get the idea.
so many willing cucks in this thread
>>29062451
It's called life
It's called staying inside as an autistic shut-in while your waifu explore her social life with different guys and fall in love with them
>>29063546
And what is the solution, then? Go outside and meet people? Accept that your waifu is nothing more than an idea, an aspiration from your crippled mind, and embrace the fact that if you try hard enough you will find a 3DPD that will put up with your bullshit?
Is that what you're suggesting, Anon? YOU PIECE OF SHIT?
>>29060490
How is this cuck'd? They are a great couple.
Honestly what makes Fluttercucks so funny is how protective they are over it. Otherwise who cares?
>>29060790
But they're a really cute couple. Both hard-working farmers. Both very shy. Both not pregnant with a demi-god's spawn. Truly a pure and loving relationship.
>>29063727
Wonder when Equestria Girls catch up with fluttercord and introduce her to human Discord.
>>29064149
NEVER! SHES MINE, I WILL NOT BE KEKD AGAIN!
>>29060490
Even if Cheese was fucking Pinkie, I would HAPPILY cuck for Weird Al.
>>29064228
>Weird Al is so based that even pinkiefags are willing to be cucked by him
how can a single man like that walk on this earth?
>>29064149
She's underage in EQG so Discord will never appear unless they age them into adults.
>>29060490
>fanart
That's not canon.
You need to post an actual cap from the show.
Like this.
>>29064905
If they showed the audience what ponk and sandwich were really up to, the show would be taken off air.
>>29060490
THEY'RE JUST FRIEEEEEENDSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29060780
>Cheese and Ponk comic so close to this
Now I'm curious how this will come about.
Though, they're work buddies... so maybe not?
>>29065956
>friends
They've only seen eachother once.
>>29064420
What's the age of consent where you live? 30? Because I'm pretty sure a high school senior's allowed to have sex, almost everywhere in the world.
>>29062416
kek
>>29060490
Every day is a struggle.