I want to cum inside Discord
What kind of genitalia do you think Discord has? I mean his body is like a spaghetti of different animal parts so it makes me wonder what animal penis he has
>Discord takes Rarity's form to torment Spike
>Spike takes the opportunity and vents himself on 'Rarity'
>Discord eats it up - figure of speech - goading Spike into ever more depraved acts with 'Rarity' just to see how far he would go
>Spike hates himself for never being able to have the real thing, venting his frustration on 'Rarity' and hating how it doesn't fill the void
>yet gives into his temptation every time, enabled by a Discord revelling in Spike's increasing unpredictability
just something i find interesting
>meant to say disappears.
>One gorillion of replies with smug faces
imagine a group of people so desperate to appear aloof and distainful of meme culture, yet so desperate to be part of something epic on the internet
just imagine, that could be your smug anime reaction face, or your zoomed words and greentext
>You will never rub your penis against his while you're both lips locked in his coiled embrace.
>Never running your fingers across the back of his body, occasionally making your way to his mane.
>Taking some moments to lick around his one misplaced fang when you're not wrestling his long, snake-like tongue.
>Listening to his deep growling of arousal when you're hitting all his 'right' spots.
Now I just made myself horny.
>occasionally Discord starts turning the /d/ dial, ever so slightly, simply to be interesting
>it starts out one afternoon when a ladylike giggle distracts Spike from his usual frantic, breathless humping
>a big, thick, flaring equine penis bounces against 'Rarity's' underside before ejaculating into Spike's basket
>a wink, a blown kiss and a nice internal squeeze brings Spike to release before he can react
>Discord congratulates Spike on his 'performance', noting how he didn't even let a little thing like a stallion penis stop him from taking 'Rarity' and how proud Spike must feel
>he vanishes as usual, leaving Spike to simmer in his familiar sense of rising disgust along with his cum-sodden basket
A Discord thread? You very rarely see any of those around here.
Does anyone remember that reaction brony who used to throw up when looking at gross videos? Like SmileHD and Cupcakes?
He was young and had some kind of a buddy out there. He was popular on /mlp/ in 2013
>You sit on a bench on the street
>You realize no one is here
>You feel something moving towards you until you see a shadow
>He licks your neck with his snake tongue
>His warming voice says "Anon this is gonna be a real sticky situation!"
>He goes down to your pants as he uses his snake tongue to lick up and down on your penis
>As you cum he says "I am going to clean it up for you anon"
I don't want to cum inside Discord.
I want to cum on his foot.
Gonna be starting the story soon, was doing homework. Question: what fetishes do I include? My personal favorite is impregnation, but I can't reconcile that with my plot. Any suggestions?
He would rape you with infinite cocks of all species, sizes, tentacles, change your body in a lot of fucking ways and distort reality so much you would go crazy, like screw loose.
Would it be worth it, anon?
>When you have two body pillows to sleep with, you feel like either is him.
>Although you have deeply seated sexual fantasies about him, on the other you want to just hold/be held since he's 'reformed'.
>Just have a good night's rest coiled in his embrace.
Should be whatever he calls his genitals, mi familia.
He could torture you making you uanble to pee, fat as fuck and unable to take a shit, he could add million of mouths where your shit comes from afterwards.
Seriously, you don't mess with the chaos god.
>Implying she isn't considering it.
Discordfags and Flutterfags are going to get cucked while watching a 22 minut cartoon show.
He threw the entirety of Equestria under the bus just to score some hot centaur dick, and has dressed in woman's clothing more than most characters on the show. He might not be 100% homo, but he definitely ain't straight.
>sexy french maid Discord is canon