Lewd Thread

>>26189452
>nofap challenge

It's really not worth it. Around day 15 your balls really start to ache and your urine starts to discharge lumps of jelly that harden on the toilet bowl and freak out family members.

The fap you have after waiting so long isn't even good as you have to discharge painful lumps of goo.

Just don't bother, OP.

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>>26189479
Eh, I wanted to try. Right now it seems quite manageable (I'm on day 11)

Don't worry, tho: as soon as things start to get definitely unbearable, I'll stop.

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>>26189452
I miss pre-/trash/ /mlp/, lewd threads filled up quickly and we pushed the limits of blue board rules.
Now everyone just goes to /trash/ to browse through porn dumps.
I miss lewds...

>>26189516
If you're aware of the risks, fair game. Enlarged prostate is not fun.

>>26189479
anon
i think something might be wrong with you

>>26189639
Perhaps.
I don't remember having problems when I stopped fapping for 14 days.
It was extremely painful, though.

>>26189678
yeah thats not normal

>>26189683
What's your reference for 'normal'? Yourself?

>>26189479
go to the doctor

>>26189702
For you

>>26189639
>>26189706
this

>>26189702
I would still ask for professional advice anyways, if it is nothing, then you can forget about it. If it is something, then better get check out.

>>26189452
Keep that autistic batcancer OC in your own circlejerking general, and use a canon pony next time you create a thread

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>>26189773
>Still being this butthurt that batponies are completely canon

>>26189816
>Implying that everything the fandom has made up about them is canon
Wew lad.

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>>26189857
They don't have to make 100% of the fanon lore canon.
But Flutterbat is canon, she also loved fruit and had the pointy wings, fangs and bat ears.
That's more than good enough for me.

>>26189452
>I'm on a nofap challenge
Why even live?

>>26189523
>"WE WANT RED /mlp/!! WE WANT RED /mlp/!!"

you asked for it

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>>26189452
Good luck not jerkin it to this, I know I couldn't resist

>>26189678
You're a big guy

>>26190195
I never asked for this.

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Why even try.

>>26189479
I did a month without fapping, I just had two wet dreams during the month and it as fine.

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>>26189452

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>>26189523

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>>26189452
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>>26189452

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>>26189452

...

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>>26189452

....

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>>26189452

.....

>>26189479
Anon, you have an infection. Go to the doctor.

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>>26189452
Sure! I hope you crack, faggot.

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page nine aint fine

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>>26192357
Unicorns are such perverts

>>26194456
there's a line that you've crossed here

>>26194456
M-My heart...

Bump for horse butts.

>>26194456
Sir, this is a blue board! There could be children watching!

I'm having sex right now!

>>26194538
:O

>>26189479
You should probably see a doctor

>>26194538
Your hand doesn't count.

>>26190214

Christ that's a sexy V-2

--Tyrone Slothrop

Page nine bump.

>>26196377
Top unf

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>>26189479

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostatitis

>>26196377
source of artist?

>>26192327
I'm having a lot of trouble remembering what episode that image is sourced from.

>>26196449
Kinkie Pie. You can google it yourself.

>>26196462
The one Flash Sentry showed up in.

>>26196507
Congratulations, you succeeded in making me google flash sentry to see what all episodes he was in. I remembered Threes a Crowd, but I had forgotten he popped up in the season 5 opener. Still can't recall Fluttershy with that hat and handkerchief. Guess I'll have to rewatch that shit.

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>>26196558
That wasn't actually my intention, sorry. I thought everyone here had the same autistic memory about episode I do.
It was in Three's a Crowd, she was about to leave to study the breezies.

>>26190900
huge enemas

>>26190900
I've tried this. it doesn't work.

>>26194259
Lost it, was on day 1

>>26189452

I would like to smell this bat pony's musky butthole.

>>26196406
Haha, Anon's balls inflammed from not enough nofap

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>>26189479
Pretty that's not how it goes, Anon.

>>26196647
Are you implying alcohol enemas don't work
Because that is incredibly wrong.

I wouldn't do it because I love punishing my liver but the science is there.

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>>26189773
Shiny pls

>>26192407
sauce?

Anyone have any good phone wallpaper worthy lewds?

>>26198833
this post >>24263093
originally http://reisartjunk.tumblr.com/post/104443663425/octavia-in-panties

>>26198717
>Responding to a day-old post that everyone's forgotten
I'm gonna guess that you're the kind of batfag who scours every thread for an excuse to post that retarded OC. The kind of batfag that gives other batfags a bad reputation.

big
throbbing
batpenis

>>26199428
Fuck off

>>26199562

no:3 :3 :3

>>26199428
u-unf?

>>26189479
My kind of fag!