>"Oh, hello Anon"
>"I summoned you here for a matter of great importance: I know that you're in love with [INSERT WAIFU OR HUSBANDO HERE]. As ruler of Equestria, tho, is my duty to always look for the best for my citizens, and I'm not completely sure I can trust you. So, here's the catch. Before granting you the royal approval, I ask you to endure a trial: spend one entire month devoid of masturbation or sex. If you fail, I will send you back to earth immediately"
>"Do you think you can do it?"
What if I don't have a waifu or husbando?
Can I do another test just to go to Equestria?
Does night jizzin' count? That's beyond human control.
>"Sure! LUNA! FETCH ME THE TOWERING DILDO OF LUSTY PAIN!"
>you must eat this barrel of pine cones!
You think that's hard? Just wait until after the month is over.
>mfw I haven't fapped ever since Nocloptober
>mfw my waifu is
I completed nofap 2013. Gets easy after month 3.
>the next day, all mares in Equestria are sexually atracted to anon and make him feel uncomfortable in public
Fine. It's either that or drink the contents of three foam fire extinguishers.
Will I survive the feat or you are just a complete asshole?
>Looks like Anon might actually last an entire month.
>Luna, Twilight and Cadance second-guesses your decision on giving him a royal title.
>Attempt to sabotage his chances within three days.
If nobody else catches up on this, I'll give it a shot in the morning
inb4 swefagif thread's kicking.
Ill do it on one condition
waifulight sparkle gets to lock me in a cock cage for the month
May as well tell me to take 6 bottles of ipecac and eat a 5 pound bag of haribo sugar free gummy bears.
>A term coined by Otaku and Weeaboo alike for their 2D significant others; predominantly anime and video game characters. A Waifu, in contrast to a harem, is the love between one man and his one and only Waifu. You treat your Waifu with the utmost respect and courtesy and most refuse to even fap to their beloved, seeing the act as an insult to the non-existent woman they have committed themselves to.
Alright, if you go through the portal you wake up as the opposite species.
It's really not that hard to not masturbate or have sex for a month. It's not like it's heroin or something. I accept your challenge tall horse.
1 month of no jackin off and I can spend time in Equestria during the month and after? Easy as shit.
Just imagine how built up you would be after 1 month, then you finally take your waifu and slay her asshole like a fucking god.
Then the pine cones.
I just hope Twilight can erase that memory from my fucking head afterwards.
I don't dislike blood much anyways, just the implications of what is gonna happen after eating so much pine cones with blood scare me.