Planeswalking draw prompt!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, in a fictional universe of your choosing.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/137144647028/
For as much as she must enjoy showing off her latest winter fashions, Rarity must not take too much vacation time this time of year. There's probably no more important season for her business than this one! Whether it's keeping ponies extra bundled up or readying them for some important holiday socials, she surely wouldn't be unavailable to assist! Plus, she can use the traffic to set up the spring line advertisting, too.
Balancing work and social concerns must be tiring, though. Summer's probably more Rarity's yearly break.
>>26159782
Previous thread.
>filly
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
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>mare
filly had a sad
April solicits are out:
Katie Cook (Writer) • Andy Price (Artist & Main Cover) • Amy Mebberson (Subscription Cover) • Sara Richard (Retailer Incentive Cover)
"Rainbow Dash’s Very Bad Day" A good day turns bad and Dash can’t shake her bad mood. Before long, it infects all of those around her. What can cure this case of the grumpies?!
Hug the stallion
Please
Christian Rice (Writer) • Agnes Garbowska (Artist & Subscription Cover) • Tony Fleecs (Main Cover)
It's cider season and things are busy at Sweet Apple Acres! Unfortunately, Granny has broken her hip and Pinkie Pie is called in to look after the cantankerous elder! Will Pinkie's optimism triumph over Granny's stubbornness?
>>26165926
I will hug himand scritch his ears
>>26165942
Man, those two really are best friends
>>26165889
A shit.
>>26165912
Literally RD is a maximum cunt: the comic
I believe I heard "hug" and "stallion" in the same post
>>26165951
FRAAAAAAAAAANS
>>26165969their dicks are touching
>>26165885
Riposting prompt submission
>>26165988
noice
I draw thing
http://36.media.tumblr.com/c71b6465e3e91ee064731e2c11bc1b3d/tumblr_o1755iRYgz1sp3czvo1_1280.jpg
>>26166004
u-unf
>>26166004
>tfw not a diamond dog
>>26165984
F R E N S
R
E
N
S
>>26165966
Yes
>>26166074
aww yeah
Post
More
Friends
>>26166111
here have a 4 pack
>Those stallions are a little too friendly
>>26166131
ponies are very physically affectionate creatures Celestia you should know this
unless
you aren't really a pony!
>>26166121
I meant non-gay friends.
>>26166131
You can never be too friendly with a bro!
>>26166004
I LIKE THING
>>26166139
wat
>>26166192
Mare on stallion is gay as fuck.
>>26166219
What about mayor on stallion?
>>26166241
that is lewd as fuck
and also TOTALLY CANON
>>26166219
Is it gay if featureless crotches are touching?
Her chubby cheeks excite me so
>>26166306
Very.
>>26166306
>>26166327
This is all very confusing
we need like written rules or something
>>26166111
Can friends get married in horseland?
>>26166342
Why is colt cuddler leaking to here?
>>26166366
They'll go full /soc/ soon and die off.
>>26166372
Well duh, what else are you supposed to talk about in a homo thread?
>>26166422
Stallions?
>>26166441
They are the best subject gay or not though
>>26166366
>cuddly colt leaking all over the place
Is this
what happens when you forget to rumble your Rumble?
>>26166458
Hey, I just rumbled my Rumble, don't look at me.
>>26166458
No, this is.
>>26166477
Maybe you're jus not doing it right
>>26165912
>>26165965
I wonder what appalling crimes she'll use Tank as a scapegoat for this time
GO ON AND KISS THE PONE
So I considered everyone's opinion and came to the conclusion that equalization is a fine fetish, above things like bimbo, ntr, big tits, and large insertion, but not as good as incest, somnophilia or hidden cams.
>>26166569
pone has already been kissed
sneakily in the background
>>26166582
Fuck off
>>26166484
Sounds like someone's volunteering to give the class a demonstration.
>>26166597
pone is crying because no kisses
>>26166646
Pone has already been kissed!
Though I suppose a refresher course wouldn't hurt anyone
>>26166609 =mad
>>26166704
This is an improvement over the epic memester she usually is
>"TAG! You're it, Sunbutt!"
>'NU UH!! I-, I HAD MY FORCE FIELD ON AND I WAS TOUCHING BASE!'
>>26166640
Reading through some of the stuff in this interview with Jayson that just got posted is pretty neat.
>Has there ever been anything in the last five seasons that when looking back, you would have changed based on how the show played out?
>JT: I would have wanted to spend more time building towards Twilight’s Princessdom. Set it up early on and give tiny hints to the possibility.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/01/mlp-season-1-5-supervising-director.html
>>26166828
Does this count as show and tell?
>>26166828
I need to borrow notes
>>26165912
Fuck do I hate what Dash is in the comics and season 5.
Fillyupvotes galoredenial
>>26166844
lazily chucking Easter eggs into every episosde isn't the same as setting up an arc
>>26166894
I'm guessing he would've wanted to have some episodes, or at least parts of episodes, focusing on her path to becoming a princess before S3.
>>26165912
I like how the cover is made to look like an old children's story
Rarara lies in wait!
>>26166927
Typical Rarifag
Do you think it's time?
>>26166995
What's she going to do?
>>26166995
She lies in waitof her next client
>>26167030
time for what?
I think what season 3 did have was fine. With them rediscovering the Crystal Empire, Cadance being installed to the monarchy, and them preparing for the Equestria games. There was also an undertone of Dark Magic we see a couple times, and Twilight struggling with responsibility.
The worst part about the princess thing, is that it's treated as if it's something that -has- to happen, just because "that's what Faust would've wanted". It's treated like such an inevitability, that they just hastily squeeze it into the last episode even though many of the staff wanted more time for it.
They also don't explain any of it, just that Luna and Celestia have been going behind Twilight's back the entire time and planning this out for her. It's treated like a big mystery, but the episode just ends up being half-contributed to the problem, half contributed to the reward
>>26167049
>>26166908
linked here
>>26167032
She's gonna pomf you. She's gonna scrunch you. She's gonna squiggle you. She's gonnahugyou.
Filly informs you thatshe IS the senate
Flummoxed? Frustrated? Frazzled?
Fear not! For Sweetie Belle is here to answer your most difficult questions! From advice to help with your homework, this spunky filly is on the case!
Fire away with those questions, poor Anons!
I want the plant pony to wrap me in a burrito blanket with its vines and adore my silly cute colt self
>pony
>>26167130
Pony!
>>26167107
How do I become the little pony?
https://derpiboo.ru/1069919
>>26167107
Where do foals come from?
>>26167107
Can I call you sweaty balls
>>26167163
Vaginas
>>26167144
Eat lots of apples and grapes, then go and ask Princess Celestia to turn you into a little pony. I'm sure she could help you become a strong, handsome colt.
>>26167163
Magic, love, and moms!And probably hugs, too
>>26167177
Um... no. Please call me Sweetie Belle. Or just Sweetie, if you prefer.
>>26167181
Why are you worst filly?
Why is Scootaloo a cripple?
pony time
>>26167215
The worst filly award WAS going to Diamond Tiara, but now I'm not so sure. It's definitely not me, though.
And hey, that's kinda mean. Scootaloo isn't crippled! She's probably going to be a late bloomer and have super big wings when she gets to middle school.
>>26167254
It is always pony time
>>26167259
A pony time always exists somewhere, but I am not always part of that pony time sadly
>>26167280
But you can always look forward to returning to pony time!
>>26167257
Except Bulk biceps has tiny wings and he can fly.
Why are you so much in denial?
>>26167292
it's a vicious cycle
>>26167302
We'll always be here waiting anon
the horse must go on
Do not touch
>>26167326
>>26167326
DAPI-FUVUSU
Would you bully a filly?
>>26167369
I want filly to bully me
I had a big "fluttershy moment" whenI found out I was good at vore erp but I just didn't enjoy it.
Colt riding a tentacle dick
>>26167355
You Goin' to jail
>>26167360
Is it dapi or daapi, this is a need to jnow
>>26167427
Friendly reminder to post as many background horses as you can tomorrow
Save up if you have to
>>26167412
oh come on, if you were a unicorn you'd like a little horn flicking action too
>>26165885
She probably bribes the weather pegasi to make winter extra cold and thus help her to sell her latest collection.
>>26167435
>>26167435
Sukutaru is clipperu
>>26167440
What happens tomorrow?
>>26167394
I know that feel.
Its not a good one.
>>26167440
why is tomorrow some kind of aponalypse?
>>26165896
Nyx abuse seems so silly. Even if you don't like the character, why waste time on drawing her then?
>>26167394
What's a Fluttershy moment?
>>26167478
>>26167468
Just do it anon
for it is right and justactually its my birthday, I also want to stream a movie or something but can't decide which
>>26165934
That sounds like a great pairing. What did Rice write again though? Can't really remember his name.
>>26167501
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1591469/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
>>26167520
goddamn it anon
actually I was thinking Mars Attacks
or something scifi I actually have
>>26167486
I assume being a doormat
>>26167483
I don't draw it, I just happen to be a fan of it, thanks.
>>26166844
>JT: I think we would have put more into making sure there were less little mistakes in the animation… Who knew people would be going through it frame by frame looking for flaws? It was meant to be played at 24 frames per second!! I watch old episodes now and see SO many “oopsies” It makes me cringe.
I can agree with him on that one. After watching season 5 and now season 1 in the hiatus stream, it is really obvious how much better the animation quality has become. In season 1 there was hardly an episode that didn't at least have one weird looking scene.
>>26167483
Why not?
Better to hate an imaginary character than a real person.
>>26167501
Be sure to do the viva reveire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YbmD4K1-Xw
>>26167049
Being a princess is something that something that should have waited to the end of the series. The should have given her a temporary "Super Form" and make money that way.
>>26167589
That was indeed weird
>so a mare invited me today to 'Netflix and chill' with me in her apartment, but she didn't even had Netflix! Obviously, I declined.
>why are girls so weird, Anon?
>>26167638
Does anyone actually use that term? Because by now you might as well just ask if they want to fuck
>>26167663
I use it to actually watch netflix with somebody
>>26167638
>tfw no one to literally netflix and chill with unironically
>>26167663
I'm really annoyed by it because spending an afternoon with a friend watching movies sound like a great way to spend time.
And now it's hard to phrase the question or make the offer.
>>26167685
>wann watch some movies?
Clothedponies.
>>26167685
Hulu and lax
>>26167695
Anonymous, no.
Bad anonymous.
I know what you are doing and its a 10 point penalty
>>26167257
>She's probably going to be a late bloomer and have super big wings when she gets to middle school.
Babies can fly better than Scootaloo
>>26167710
YOUTUBE AND HANDJOBS!
>>26167710
Lacrosse with ponies would be weird and dumb
>>26167673
>>26167679
Is netflix worth playing for if I have shitty beaner country 1 mega connection?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVKYKX-eLM
Ahhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhh
Filly wants to netflix and pill. She brought her own this time.
>>26167663
When I was in highschool, they were calling them "kickbacks" as in "kickback and relax". I'm assuming it naturally evolved from there and only recently became the internet meme it is now
Bust a pone.
>>26167887
Most memes come from old age jokes.
Nothing is really original anymore.
Filly is for freedom.
>>26167887
or from people inviting friends to netflix and chill and ending up doing something else.
foalszex
>>26167927killyourselfpedo
mlpg I've been contacted by a high school bully I haven't talked to in more than three yearshe's pretending to be my friend I'm so confused
Filly wants to go to Sundance.
>>26168035
That's nice, if odd.
Pony and chill.
>>26168039
Ugh, I'm not going to Utah.
>>26168035
It could be a ruse too. I would just tell him I accept his apologies, but I don't want to meet or anything.
Or he could have changed, but I wouldn't take the risk anyways.
>>26168081
yeah but he bullied me
I don't want to be his fucking friend
He kept me out on the balcony of a room we shared in winter when we went out on two day field trip
he tried to suffocate me and played it off as a joke
I mean we started off as friends many many years ago but he just went to shit
he's the guy who introduced me to fucking 4chan I can't forgive him
>>26166951
Pretty sure it's after this story
>>26168095
>>26168035
I'd say tell him to fuck off, but I'm pretty biased from bad experiences.
Be careful though.
>>26168109
Introduce him toponiesand ruin his life.
>>26168109
You should let him know how you feel
>>26168035
don't be petty
I mean, my life was normal before he showed me /b/
that's the mark of a piece of shit
>>26168137
he's a huge faggot with a degree in philosophy that bought a shitton on drugs on the silk road and did it almost constantly
>>26168097
You're assuming he's apologizing.
>>26168109
Just say you're not too interested in rebuilding that particular bridge. He sounds like he pretty thoroughly burned it.
Pony sandwich.
>>26168141
>don't be petty
>be ultra beta instead
Yeah, roll over and show him your belly as a sign of submission. Nevermind that this asshole tried to kill you or whatever.
>>26168150
>/b/
>as an introduction
okay no fuck this guy
yeah sorry guys I just needed to tell this to someoneI just told him "look who's back from the dead" after pretending not to know who he wasnow he's not answering
post princesses
let's all post ponies
>>26168173
I mean we were both 14 at that time.
>>26166860
But Anon, everypony has had their chance to be a psychopathic moron in an episode. To deny Dash that chance would be unfair
>>26168151
If he isn't then tell him to go fuck himself and cut all contact.
He probably just wants to abuse of you again.
>>26168192
>the ponies will never have a mental breakdown again
everyone deserves a second chance, anon.
>>26168191
what about queenstake care of yourself, man. please
>>26168241
Fuck off, Twilight.
>>26168241
Humans aren't as cool as cartoon characters, though.
>>26168289
That is verboten.
>>26168289
wow
that is pretty lewd
>>26168241
Yes
A second Chance would do nicley
>>26168295
AND THIS
IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>26168289
tiddies
>>26168289
Meh, you get bored of them pretty quick, mom.
>>26168330
A lust for bust
>>26168340
what about butts
SUCH A LUST FOR GIRAFFES
>>26168340
Apparently not
>>26168361
Yes.
Better.Why's it always non-pony with you bunch though?
>>26168373
Well, MLPG has long liked large women.
>>26168378
#woah
#WOWZA
>>26168404
because the butt game ridiculous
>>26168378
Gross, looks like one a them fat chink jesus statues.
>>26168321
>Ywn cum inside a giraffe
>>26168422
>a cute giraffe will never snake her tongue down your digestive tract
>>26168439
I am not a fan of vomiting or choking, so I don't know that feel.
Filly is trying to cheat you out of your immortal soul again.
>no one made giraffe pony hybrid yet
>>26168445
You should feel like you need to work on your gag reflex then
>>26168460
That's because they can only crossbreed with donkeys.
>>26168460
>Celestia
>>26168456
She doesn't have to try hard, just get me a pack of marlboros and you can have this damn thing.
>>26168460
an okapi?
>>26168460giraffe satyr whenn
>I'm ready, Anon!
>>26168466
>celestiafags
Jesus christ, it's sunfags, fuck you. Kill yourself, queer.Also, not all of them are down with the /mom/ love.
Pony unfollowed your blog. Your suggestion to somepony to "quit horsing around" is actually very problematic.
>>26168466
junji Ito can't write an ending for shit
but jesus he makes some crazy images
Which pony is thestrongest?
>>26168517
Tell her to pony up and trot along.
>>26168544
It turns out [spoilers]the babies are made of wood [spoilers]they were puppets the entire time[/spoiler]
>>26168483
Where do you live anon? We could make a deal.
>>26168546
>>26168571
It turns outI intentionally fucked up the spoilersbecause I was a pony puppet the entire time
Pony says
>>26168546
I need fillys' love.
>>26168220
Dash didn't have a mental breakdown. She was in full control of all her facilities the entire time
>>26168493
You're gonna love it. It's what we call a hotel and casino. You packed the black dress right?
>>26168637
Then pet filly.
>>26168637
http://www.fillysgentlemensclub.com/
shote gote
>>26168672
I want to pet the filly.
>>26168653
>a week in a swanky Vegas resort with a loli sweetie
I donn't know if I could take it
>>26168699
>>26168739
only if you pet stallion as well
>>26168678
I could be there in just a few hours
>>26168672
Why does that filly thinks she's a dog?
>>26168786
No.
I'm petting the filly.
compliment the pegasususususususus
>>26168805
*compliments*
Filly accidentally made a deal with the local mafia and needs some money, asap.
>>26167800
I should get my plush a little shirt, that looks cute
Pony tells you to look at her with your special eyes
>>26168857
Are you calling me retarded?
>>26168848
THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS
EH, YA SEE?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, FILLY
>>26168795
Only the filly?
Stallion will remember this.
>>26168861
>>26168852
pony should wear the clothing
>>26168916
my filly keeps trying to tear off the skirts I buy her, is there something wrong with her?
>>26168585
>>26168874
Only girl ponies can be petted. Boy ponies are aggressive and might try to bite you.
>>26168929
filly wants pants instead
>>26168942
this is absolutely totally completely 100% false
>>26168954
I tried, she wasn't good at them
>>26168121
Only the title is based on that, the art is based on Golden Books.
Filly said she's going to catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.
Stop giving the fillies clothes.
>>26168916
That is an unprecedented amount of swag
>>26168989
No. I'm giving them all gloves next.
>>26168942
At least a stallion won't try to rape you.
>>26168986
It's not my fault that I'm so grim and frostbitten, little filly.
>>26169002
What's Celestia doing with that cpr dummy?
>>26168794
There is a clear, medically proven link to petting and intelligence degradation. Unfortunately, by the end of the experiment, many of the top unicorn scientists had to be shuffled into other fields of study, as they no longer possessed the intellect they once had due to repeated exposure.
There is talk that the stupefaction is only temporary, but it has been three years and the scientists are still staring into space with dopey expressions.
>>26169016touching him
>>26169002
I want to touch her tiny hoof-butts
>>26168121
>>26168980
Wow, look at you pedophiles
pony sayswosh ur soul
>>26169055
but poop doesn't come from there
>>26169002
Celestia is an exception. She is a slut.
>>26169085
I don't think you know what a slut is.
>>26169107I really like ponies in glasses.
>>26169085
>>26169085
>Celestia has one male lover who she sees for years
>SLUT SLUT SLUT
>Rarity throws herself at every stallion she sees
>muh pure virgin waifu
>>26169167
Correction, Rarity is a prostitute.
>>26169167
We ran out of tables for Rarity.
>>26169167
>>26169202
I was just looking for that.
>>26169167
>Rarity farts really super hard.png
>>26169208
It's a meme, Sweetie. Pay them no mind
>>26169179
I don't think you know what that word is either
>>26169179
Nah
She's just a gold digger
Spike is upset that you told everypony his secret crush on Rarity.
Filly has a year to live.And probably many more after that.Filly is fine.
>>26169344
Celestia contracted a rare alicorn disease.
The doctors told her she only has 8000 years to live.
Find the pony in this pic
>>26169362
She'll still outlive Luna.
>>26169373
The one on the left.
>>26169361
Is that Trixie goes to the moon?
Applejack's parents will not outlive Granny Smith
>>1040967
i have never seen this one before
Owlicious will not outlive his usefulness.
>>26167628
I think MMC was supposed to be the last episode, until Hasbro tried to capitalize on the Frozen fever and make EqG + S4
>>26169481
oh right
>>>/trash/1040967
>>26169373
oh god
>>26169501
>/b/read is there
>is deader than every /mlp/ general
>>26169501
I'm almost impressed how much porn the show has now.
>>26169486
He saved Twilight's porn stash right before succumbing to his injuries
>>26169604
I still remember the early days where porn was barely a thing
Reminder to keep your windows locked during winter months.
>>26169501
I really want this pic cropped with just her face.
>>26169659
Are pegasi going to break in and steal my clothes for their nests?
>>26169674
It's not uncommon to find half a dozen pegasi nestled up in your sheets on particularly cold days.
>>26169688
That sounds like an old wives' tale.
>>26169643
>"YOU'LL ARE AN IMPOSTOR, I'M AM THE REAL PRISMATIC HASTE."
>>26169688
I don't know, that sounds pretty cozy to me. A bunch of pegasus bed warmers? I'll take it.
>>26169710
>>26169659
With a shotgun handy in case RD tries to steal your winter
>>26169688
>they're all pigeonhorses
>wake up and flop the sheets up and down
>"shoo, shoo!"
>feathers and cooing everywhere as they scuffle out the window
Hey they just need a warm place to put their birdhorse eggs.
>>26169688
>>26169712
>you will never come home from work on a particularly cold day and flop into a pile of pegasi
>as soon as you hit the bed a dozen hooves and wings wrapping around you to trap the warmth
And that's how Anon got suspended.
>>26169767
lel
>>26169767
>paladin
Anon is one faggot kid.
>>26169756
A likely story. I bet she also needs some heat presses for Tank's rheumatoid arthritis
>>26169767
>that first panel
haw
>>26169767
I understand that reference
>>26169767
Please don't hit the colts.
>>26169767
anon pls
>>26169767
I like who has to show up at the office for anon
>>26169767
>Canterlot university of nuzzling and touching
>>26169767
>canterlot university of nuzzling and touching
I love it when comics pack in a bunch of stuff like this
>>26169767
>the certificate
>>26169789
>not wanting to be the cute paladin mare
>>26169883
that fag is not a cute mare.
Filly has a cream pie as her cutie mark. Wanna know how she got it?
>>26169913
alright, sure
girls
who are also monsters
>>26169921
She baked an awesome cream pie.
>>26169929
pat filly on the head and call her the best little baker, way better than that slut Pinkie
>>26169923
m-m-m-m-m-onster girls?
The filly didn't pass the changeling test.
Changeling passed the filly test.
>>26169947
Can she still have some love?
>>26169946
Superior to human girls becausethe monster part is on the outside.
>>26169946
monster mares to be exact
>>26169966
that was my first thought too, but it's probably a picture that focuses on her long mane
>>26169966
ay lmao
>>26169966
>How is she even getting a good reference
You'd be surprised how hard it is to practice the back of the head, very few good photo references online and it has a very specific recognizable shape. Also it's a fabric study.
>>26169966
>figure drawing with clothes on
>that shitty pose
>literally all hair
>painting at such an awkward level
>no mixing even though she's used all colors
>no other paint supplies nearby
>not locking doors/blocking windows for your model
>>26170204
you just want to draw naked horse girls for yourself, don't you
>>26170142
And most of the fabric is covered by hair. Though, I'll admit, she might be using the reference of how the hair and shirt interact and what folds they make.
>>26170204
>expecting teenagers to be professional in what appears to be an impromptu modeling session
It's a wonder they're not being raped by those goons. I mean, just look at what they're wearing! They're almost asking for it.
>>26170225
are fillies "asking for it" too?
>>26170236
Some of them very vividly in their letters.
>>26170236
If by "it" you mean "petting", then yes. Some of them are rather demanding.
>>26170244
>Diamond Tiara writes:
>"dear anon..."
>it's just a lot of drawings of what crudely seems to resemble your dick and pictures of her taking selfies in the mirror
>>26170244
i dont know why i find this cute
>>26170259
>>26170282
if filly kisses her true love it is said that she can finally break the spell
>>26170282
what if you just gave her a kiss on the cheek
>>26170311
you would collapse her filly wave function into a single point of not getting her kiss on the lips
>>26170225
she has a beret on, she should know what the hell she's doing
>>26170221
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
>>26170347
someone clearly wants to draw horse girls
nude horse girls
>>26170288
>filly turns back into a human
>promptly attempts to hang himself
>>26170431
this isn't your human blog
>>26170431
That'sso fucked up.
>>26170422
But what if his true love is also a filly?
>>26170481
it was actually just Chrysalis
>>26170431
>No tip to masturbate on coma patients.
>>26170497
>Anon prepares to fuck granny smith
Always remember to charge your filly at night.
>>26170526
I didn't even know they were supposed to be paying me for this
>>26170526
I thought those things run on hugs.
>>26170526
fixed payment or by the hour?
>>26170526
ok
two poniesat the same time
>>26170445
I'd read Sunsets blog about her barnyard antics.
>>26170575
Any /g/ fag explain to me how that work? How does it work without a cord?
>>26170623
magnets
>>26170623
It works on the same principle like the microwaves on the newer iPhones
>>26170623
all a battery really is is charge separation, there's a million ways to do that
>>26170497
I would bang Chrysalis
but only if she washerself
>>26170431
http://www.wikihow.com/Collect-Semen-from-a-Bull-for-a-Breeding-Soundness-Exam
>find pony forum
>"weird. Why would they put a G1 pony in the front pa..."
>it apparently existed since 2003
>mfw
>>26170724
flee while you can
>>26170679
>"Insert your hand into the bull's anus"
>"Prepare and insert the anal probe."
wait what?
What has fisting and probing a butthoel got to do with collecting semen?
>>26170724
I remember a video of an early little pony panel at some con, and there was one panelist who was a self proclaimed fan of the show since G1 and you could tell she just hated the new fandom. Not because it was even bad yet cause it was still so young, just kind of a "I've been a fan for much longer" attitude. I wonder if that forum is any different.
>>26170752
Prostate manipulation to easier harvest spooge.
>>26170623
Magnets.
>>26170575
DOM IS THAT YOU
I like to scare the ponies then comfort them while they try to re orient themselves.
>>26170575
>ponying at 2:18 am
Ponies are going to a party, anon!
Are you going to join them?
>>26170818
It's the party train, sure
>>26170757
I dunno, I think they had a legit reason to be wary. The fandom before FIM was more about toy collection than cartoon media. More "toys, with a show" than a "show, with toys" spirit.
>>26170818
will there be booze and loose fillies there?
>slight fever
>irritated throat
>can't sleep
>notebook is too hot
At least I have ponies.
>>26170854
Pony will always be there
>>26170854
take some ponquil
>>26170880
"daddy", eh?
>>>/f/3003142
Sex
Ponies
Sometimes both these things are correlated.
>>26170958
Up next on 60 Minutes!
>>26170958
Well yes, ponies are mammals after all.
>>26170843
Sure sure now get in the house
>he doesn't collect girl toys from 35 years ago
Christ, what a fucking loser you are.
>>26170958
Holla holla get dolla
>>26170983
I don't trust your cavalier attitude, I'm bailing
There's clearly cop ponies in there, and I DIDN'T DO NUFFIN WRONG SO YOU CAN'T ARREST ME
>>26170998
That's a really cheap motor boat rental.
What would Pip's reelection campaign be like?
>>26170623
magnetic current
>>26170973
oro
>>26170998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r7pnMVNvPE
I love pon.
>>26170992
>spending my brony bux on something I can't afford anyways
>>26171112
pon loves you too
>>26170992
>ponies from 35 years ago
TOO OLD
>>26171126
>implying any of us have bronybux to spend
We're all a bunch of poor fucks except for the autist suckling the government's teat.
Pony is sad because she realizes that 1980 is going to be 40 years ago in 4 years time.
Remember ponies can't get inside your house unless they trick you into inviting them in.
Also rings of salt keep them out.
>>26171170
what's the worst they could do?
>>26171156
>>26171192
Poorly drawn pony is inquisitive of these things
>>26171192
Break all your windows, empty your fridge, eat all your ice cream,hold your hand while you sleep, and use up all the hot water in your shower five minutes before you wake up.
>>26171215
it's not about how well you're drawn on the outside, pony
>oc pony
>>26171216
that sounds like everyone in this thread would take that deal
Are we one of the oldest running generals on 4chan?
>>26171258
Yes. That uses the title of general anyway.
>>26171258
yep, that's why we don't have those stupid bracket things ie /mlpg/
we just get to be THE MLPG
>>26171240
>this validation
>>26171288
I like this new pony, he's got spunk
what's his name?
>>26171249
Anon, do you know how expensive three weeks worth of groceries is? Or how much the water utility bill is? Do you know how expensive windows are? Especially since pony never goes through the same, broken window?
>>26171320
not really, I'm just focusing on a pony sleeping int my bed with me
>>26171337
They don't, though. They just hold your hand, above the covers, and then go empty your fridge and use up all your hot water. And then jump out the first unbroken window they see.
>>26171320
It said pony breaks ALL your windows.
>>26171366
Replace all my windows with sugar glass so the pony doesn't hurt herself.
>>26171360
we gotta start somewhere so that's okay
I can replace a broken window but...is there any way to fix a broken heart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn7uMwXYU9U
>>26171381
>Vibrating princess intensifies
>>26171366
I never said "all your windows at the same time."
After a point, you'd just stop replacing your windows because they each cost like, a couple hundred dollars plus installation service.
>>26171381
>suddenly remembering the wubstep version
I haven't laughed at something like that in a long, long time.
>>26171366
Tell her to save the vandalism for the weather factories
DORKS
>>26171429
>>26171429
>>26166069You want to be a female dog too?
>>26171429
I want to feel Sugar's flare in me.
>>26171458It would put a fat bulge in your belly
>>26171416
> windows
That's what I do for a living.
>>26171458
>>26171441
He who lives in a glass house should not invite rainbow dash over.
>>26171491
>He doesn't want to be turned into a diamond dog bitch and get fucked by Sugaror cuddle with her on DJ Acid's tits
Filly spotted you and seems very angry.
>>26171555
throw some filly bait at her
>>26171502
without calling the cops first for a sting operation
>>26171562
Then toss a rock, and then the saffari ball.
>>26171502
But then Dash could fly thru my glass houses glass walls and cut herself up badly and bleed to death then no more Rainbow Dash!
If you took pony on a date what would you talk about with her?
>>26171429
>>26171603
So uh, with an ass like that you must be comfortable sitting anywhere, huh?
>>26171603
I don't know, I'm a very boring individual.
>>26171603
I'd tell herWhere is Marina Fae? Seriously she said she'd give me a full week of transformation fetishry and I'd be anything between a chubby snake pony and Gilda's pantiesthen I'd tell her ear tufts are cute.
>>26171603
how awesome Rainbow Dash is mostly
>>26171605
If we divide by the number of Twilight recolors, that leaves only 2 mage ponies in this picture
>>26171486
That doesn't mean you get to replace yours for free, Anon. Imagine the cost of over 700 windows a year, coming out of your pocket. That's two windows per visit (pony going in, pony going out), and assuming they are standard windows, that'll still run you thousands, if not tens of thousands, of dollars per year, or until you find replacing windows no longer viable or possible.
Filly wants to watchshows about friendshipwith you.
>>26171682
not until she's older
>>26171682
I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
>>26171668
You can get paned reinforced windows. That way she would only crash through one section and get her head stuck in there until you decide to let her down.
>>26171603
Fuck man, I don't know.
>>26171668
What if you just replaced with windows with that clear plastic wrap so when they try to bust in they instead end up in a tangled helpless mess on your floor?
Filly wants toscratch you behind your ears
>>26171682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEmyonfpsgI
>>26171742
Okay she's just pawing at the side of my head with her hoof at that point. also she'd be very close since she's so tiny.
>>26171722
Okay, yeah, but that's still a fuckton of broken windows that pony will continue to break regardless of your deterrent methods.
>>26171734
Then they'd not really help your heating/cooling bill.
Colt was just diagnosed with EHS.
>>26171764
>you're loving this aren't you?
>>26171605
I love the way this artist draws sleepy ponies. The messy hair and the "if you talk to me I'll cut you" look on their sleepy faces. Plus hoodies and socks and them just wanting to be comfy.
>>26171486
Oh I wasn't the anon you were talking too. I just saw you talking about windows and got excited.
>>26171782
I like him a lot, too
I hope that he draws more Shim and Glim sometime
>>26171668
>>26171804
Whoops, meant to quote up top. But yeah, windows aren't cheap. I have to cap them and trim them out nearly every time too, and if it's a lead job that's another charge.
>>26171603
How much more beautiful her skies are than our own
Would you teach a pony to draw? I'd imagine the hooves would be a big problem for them.
>>26171903
I can't draw.
>>26171903
that's why they operate writing utensils with their mouths
unicorns don't have to take that class in filly school so they just usually take a finishing school class, which is why unicorns are snootier
Just... just grab the mare. Grab the mare and cuddle her.
>>26167394
god, i don't want to think of all my fluttershy moments
so many missed opportunities
so many unreturned affections
>>26171959
that mare seems to not wish to be grabbed
and you stole her hat
>>26171969
She will learn to like it.
>>26171972
okay but just give her the hat back
>>26171925
What if they didn't learn to draw with their mouths as fillies? I'd imagine it would be very hard to teach them to draw the pony way on your own.
>>26171960
Would you wait until she's hoofdeep in your anus to tell her that you don't like anal sax, or would you just not say anything?
>>26172012
I guess that would be your own problem. I wouldn't date an illiterate filly.
>>26172016
>you don't like anal sax
Please don't bully the stallions.
>>26172020
>dating fillies
>>26172060After a childhood of being overweight I'd probably kill myself if I got that fat.
>>26171925
The unicorns are probably busy trying to learn how to use their horn and magic. From what we can tell with sweetie belle, unicorn magic, even basic things like telekinesis, requires a lot of training.
>>26172075
But filly can filly filly, and I wish to be the little filly.
>>26171875
"Your sky stars at night are so much beautiful and than our own stars, Princess..."
>>26172098
Oh thats how it went. Does anyone have the screenshot of it still?
>>26172081
I know I am, one chorizo breakfast burrito at a time
Filly will destroy the metal!
>>26172057
I far prefer the butt trumpet
>>26172098
"Your stars are such sky, and much more beautiful..."
"...excuse me?"
Frogs.
Bring the filly around to the starboard side, fire.
filly is beginning to suspect she overleveled for your dungeon
>Something in her eyes told me she wanted me to come inside.
>"Hey Anon come inside."
>"That eye thing of yours is talking again."
>"Just ignore it."
>>26172224
she looks good in that armor though
>>26172242
Her belly, butt and chest tuft are just hanging out though. How is that high level armor?
>>26172194You can smell it, can't you?
>>26172249
it's filly armor, it all looks like that
she'll get used to it
Gank the filly.
>>26172258
MOTHERFUCKIN HOOVSIES
I wouldn't really mind if MLP ended. Do you feel the same now?
>>26172108
I thought I'd saved the one with the text.
>>26172274
Its had a good run, better than most shows get
I still want more though
I wouldn't really mind if MLP continued. Do you feel the same now?
>>26172274Me neither. I want a good series finale, though.
>>26172274
No.
>>26172274
pony forever
>>26172274
I would be okay with it ending with the movie, but who knows what's still to come.
Filly got a part on her favorite show! The booty shakin' spankin' baby makin' fun hour.
>>26172301
I'm gonna cry if I have to see the dumb castle in the very final episode of the show to be honest.
>>26172322
Holy shit Anon there's a suggestive line in that. What the fuck?
>>26172334
>>26172344
Do you mean Rainbow Dash's sexhole?
>>26172323
I already told you I don't want you near those silly but lewd Brazilian programs.
>>26172287
>"Imagine an anus, gaping so wide it covers the entire celestial dome!"
>"Anon, I am going to fucking slap you..."
>>26172356
you look weird today Lyra
>>26172347
>just your everyday pony
>see this happen
>turn around and go buy some more apples or something
>"not fucking today"
>>26172365
when doesnt she look weird?
>>26172382
I mean i think she's normally pretty cute...
>>26172347
>>26172344
Nothing to lose your job over, Anon.
>>26172119
>Implying Spike won't immediately be turned into a busty muscular anthro dragoness by the time he gets near her
>>26172424
shut up
>>26172403
>too many pinkie pies
ew. i forgot about that episode.
>>26172428
Thank you.
>>26172424
Shut up.
the ponies found your condiments again
>>26172428
But anon, she can turn you into anything you want.
Just as long as you support her in taking over Equestria.
It's either that or becoming a living egg incubator (think Olivano's Starfire) for her army..
>>26172424
Only if you get the Bad Ending
I want to cum on all the CMC.
Not necessarily in, but on their exposed bellies.
https://derpiboo.ru/1060407
https://derpiboo.ru/947149
https://derpiboo.ru/1060441
>>26172507
Behold the single most important filly in history
>>26172552
hot
Silence the ponies.
>>26172543
she'll surely get into the wonderbolts now
>>26172571
Just hit ctrl-s to mute the ambient horse noises.
Why is my life without catbirds ?
>>26172582
>>26172574
She's just disposable now.
>>26172589
Less scratches. Sex is a lot less rough.
Also less eggs.
ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵖᵒᶰᶦᵉˢ
Filly doesn't want to go to work.
>>26172589
You're not surly enough for them
>>26172640
she'd better
>>26172543
All of the mane6 were equally important in that scenario
>>26172640
Filly looks so cute in her little outfit. I'm going to come by a few times during her shift and call her pet names in front of other ponies her age.
DAPIS HERE!
>>26172704
Hot.
>>26172717
DID SHE FINISH THOSE REPORTS
>>26172717
I'd hug that horse.
>>26172572
THAT'S NOT RIGHT
TWILIGHT'S JOURNAL HAS SUNBUTT'S CUTIE MARK ON IT
THIS ARTIST IS DUMB
It could happen
>>26171441
unf
>>26172776
Only on theRIP
>>26172717
>>26172781
Pinkie Pie*
>>26172605
Why is Apple Bloom no one's favorite CMC?
>>26172605
>>26172804
Okay, I laughed.
>>26172806
That's untrue, but all of the CMC are pleb tier after getting the worst cutie marks ever designed
>>26172806
she has an unfair bow advantage and a cute accent
>>26172807
Meant to post this lovely image of EA.
>>26172806
But she's my favorite CMC.
>>26172835
>fetishquestria anon will never contact EA
>we will never get logs of their extreme lewds posted here
>>26172826
Sweetie Belle beats her out in cuteness despite the bow advantage and her voice is cuter.
And she's part of the unicorn master race.
>>26172806
She's been my favorite since season 1. I don't think SB has a interesting enough character and Scootaloo is a little retard that has never had a good moment in the whole show.
>>26172870
I see we have a poster hailing from wrongquestria.
I like Scootaloo best because I imagine hanging around her she'd occasionally make little buzzing noises.
>>26172897
that's why she loved working for the school newspaper
she loved all the buzz!
Celestia demands you explain what these "filly things" are
>>26172912
Y'know.
Stuff.
>>26172912
Things fillies do.
>>26172804
Nice.
Celestia has decided to become a filly again to learn for herself.
>>26172956
Filly her.
>>26172870
man how can you be this wrong she's had good moments
>>26172975
she can do that herself thank you very much
>>26172980
The entire CMC arc they've been doing is more of a dead-end than Dash's wonderbolt career
It's nice that people are still drawing TS as a unicorn. I appreciate that.
>>26173004
I draw her as a unicorn still because I hate drawing wings in general. They're a pain in the ass.
Anon is now [Filly] Level 2!
>>26173012
>>26173012
>Hates drawing wings
Wow could you be any more of a pleb?
>>26173013
do I learn any new skills?
>>26173041
You need to leave the tutorial area already. It's been over 20 years!
>>26173047
I'll bet you two pinks for one pank.
>>26173058
but I don't want to evolve
>>26173041
You should have learned Filly Trot, if you did all your sidequests.
>>26173018
I like Bluefast, but she's basically the worst to draw out of the mane 6.
>>26173058
>Anon graduates to super novice filly
>Takes down boss
What is the best combination personality-wise?
Fluttershy-Pinkie
or
Applejack-Twilight
>>26173027
There are like 5% of artists who can actually draw wings. It's a lot better than drawing them incorrectly
>>26173078
I heard it was Rarity because of her ridiculous mane
Pony has realized the power of Pony Pony Ω
>>26173091
We're all going to die
but what a way to go
>>26173088
Nah, Dash's mane is almost as annoying in some aspects, and then there are the wings.
Rarity's hair isn't actually that bad, since it's basically just curls with a gradient.
>>26173117
Drawing RD isn't so bad, its just coloring her mane/tail and trying to get it right is the pain
>>26173144
Yeah, but that's part of drawing Dash.
Therefore, drawing Dash is a pain.
>>26173156
she'd be easier to draw if she shaved more
>>26173091
I'd play an Earthboundy ponegame
>>26173144
>RD isn't so bad
Wrongquestrians get out
DON'T STARE AT THE LIGHT
>>26173256
I would
>>26172980
breeding
>>26173327
but land of the smarmy douche?
>>26173335
Fleetfoot.
Big Mac
Denial
Twilight
Whopper
Denial
>California, Oregon, Washington and Connecticut are all meme states
Who made this?
>>26173441
>>26173441
what the french hell are those things below Minnuette?
>>26173455
The Sirens
>>26173441
california's a god awful state so who cares
nevada is discord woo
>>26173467
ohh
>>26173473
I like Carrot Tops hat
and Rarara fashionista NY yes
Strap in we're about to hit ponycon 4.
>>26173516
STRAPPED
>>26173525
Strap in not on.
>>26173534
>strap on
unf
>>26173534
OH NO
>>26173570
>>26173570
>>26173570
Meanwhile, back in the land of former equality.
beb
>>26170679