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Mario built up speed for 12 hours but he misaligned his QPU, landing him in Equestria
What happens next?
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>>26159115
This becomes a Smash Bros Thread now.
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>>26159115
I was wondering how long it would take before this spread to here
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This meme will never end. Whenever mario or quantum physics is brought up, we will always bring this meme back. And you know what? I love it
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>>26159335
no, dutygenerate is not luigi
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>>26159115
He jumps on Spike's back, punches him in the back of the head so he eats enemies, then drops him in a ditch so he can jump higher
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>>26159115
Kill thread, or fuck of, preferably both, in either order.
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hide another "what happens?" thread
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>>26159335
What meme? I don't understand this.
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>>26159622
Mario donkeypunches Spike
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>>26159688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
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>>26159688
the latest and hottest new maymay straight from the greatest memeforgers of /v/
ultra autistic mario physics
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Mario clones enough changlings to break the object limit and reset the game.
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>>26159115
Been waiting on the Mario and Bowser meetup in Equestria for a while.
Dis gon be gud.
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>>26159804
holy shit this is amazing
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>>26159115
>Mario built up speed for 12 hours but he misaligned his QPU, landing him in EquestriaWhat happens next?

He quickly saves the kingdom.

All kingdoms.
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>>26159804
Damn, that was impressive.
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>>26159804
Not even one minute in and you know he's retarded, talking about half button presses.
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I want to see Mario kick Tank into the mane 6 and get a 1-up.
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>>26159115
He proceeds to destroy blue fast's dreams by showing her real speed, Koopa the Quick style.
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>>26160243
I don't think you realize what you're getting into
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>>26160247
> Mario rides Spike, Yoshi style
> Spike just bears it because he has done weirder shit
> Mario uses a Fire Flower to throw fireballs, Spike is fucking impressed
> Spike asks Mario if he is carrying a spare
> Mario being Mario is more than happy to share his powerups with the magical dragon
> Spike breathes nuclear fire, Godzilla style
> Best Buds Forever

> Meanwhile, Fluttershy and Luigi run for their lives with an entire graveyard's worth of ghosts chasing them both
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>>26160145
Bowser would be literally the most dangerous villian the whole kingdom ever saw.
Basically immortal, capable of wielding black magic, with the abilities and strength of a dragon.
He could demolish the entire world if the Bros. didn't make an appearance.
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>>26160337
SO LONG, GAY BOWSER
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>>26160243
>Not one second in and you know this anon's retarded, talking about someone else's video without watching it
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>>26160243
Watch the video you moron.
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>>26159804
This is absolutely incredible, I have no fucking words.
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>>26160243
>Not even one minute in
Well there's your problem.
Seriously though, I thought the same thing, and that he was just giving a fancy name to something trivial, but it all makes sense later on.
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>>26159115
Someone else was in that /vr/ thread, I see.
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>>26160337
> Wario and Waluigi end up appearing on the Crystal Empire.
> Wario quickly offers his services to Cadence... for a fee, that's it.
> Cadence politely tels him off, because the empire is at peace and they have no need for hired muscle-
> BOOOOM
> ... fucking Changelings.
> OK, maybe she could use some hired muscle after all, but only if Wario proves to beuseful to the-
> Wario just tackles a hill, the fucking thing crumbles and falls exactly over half of the Changeling invaders
> The other half makes it to the throne room after steamrolling the Crystal guards.
> It's kinda difficult to protect the Princess against aerial attacks when everyone there are wingless, magicless ponies, you know
> Chrysalis herself is diving in to finish off Cadence
> Suddenly a lean and mean guy just waddles in and gets right on front of Chrysalis
> You call that an attack? Pfft, stand aside. Waluigi time
> Stare
> Stare
> Stare
> Stare
> WAAAAHHHHHHHH
> Holy shit
> All Changelings run away shitting themselves in terror
> Each hole of their bodies turned out to be a butthole, go figure
> Cadence just blinks and siliently pays the grotesque duo their weight on gold
> Better to have them as friends than enemies

> Meanwhile, Tank and Koopa the Quick are about to create a double Sonic Rainboom, as they...
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>>26160243
>Not even one minute in
That's what she said.
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>>26160434
go ahead...
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>>26160243
I thought so too, at first. Until he explained it.
I believe in the half press.
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>>26160434
No. Stop.
If you're going to create something, at least have the decency to create something beyond fimfiction-tier crossover shit lacking the barest hint of originality.
Make your own OC's, write your take on the mane cast, hell, crossover something like dark souls which has potential.
Just don't let yourself fall into meme shit writing with no moral, purpose or message, which exists only to take up data on an imageboard.
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>>26160765
...What?
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>>26160765
The prompt of the thread was mario in equestria.
The writefag shat a mario crossover.

If he's in the wrong, then you're even more wrong and a double nigger.
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>>26160523
> Mario and Luigi are finally reunited
> Twilight and Pinkie Pie give them a polite tour around Ponyville
> Mario asks what is that eerie looking forest there
> Twilight explains him about the dangers and wonders of Everfree Forest and-
> Wait, where is he? And the green guy too?
> Oh, they are... walking back. From Everfree Forest, no less
> They are both carrying sacks full of... treasure? And some strange items, too
> Mario says that from now on, Ponies will have nothing to fear from the Forest's evil schemers, as they already defeated them all
> Oh, and they also saved two mystic kingdoms while they were on it
> ... HOW?
> They were out of sight for ten seconds tops
> Oh, they are just that good, says Mario
> They are used to save kingdoms all the time, so they just roll with it whenever they arrive at a new place
> Seriously, every place they visit has some disaster they must avert
> So out of the ten seconds they were out of sight, it took them just six to save the day, find treasure, discover legendary items, etc
> The remaining four seconds, they just used them to taught themselves Spanish
> Twilight just blinks, trying to process what she was told
> Quieres comer pastel, pequeña pony?
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>>26160780
Oh, it wasn't a real story, just the outline of one.
Still, I see so many stories pumped out simply for the purpose of being a story that it's beginning to worry me.
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>>26160823
There. Your comments needed this.
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>>26160821
>spanish speaking mario bros
mas, porfavor
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>>26160817
>>26160869

I hate to see shitty promps like this, though. So many are like this one - no direction given, no potential for a good story, no interesting plot to have, just "what happens?"
Shitty promps spawn shitty stories where the writefag only writes to fill up space. There's never any higher message or purpose, and a lot of the time the quality is shit besides it.
And what's the absolute worst is when people spout "moar." More of what? A story with no plot, development or hint at good writing.

Now, porn I could understand. If Anons just want some smut without a token story, fine by me. But really, what the fuck can you do with Mario? He has the emotional capacity of a styrofoam cube.
At least give the potential for a story, OP, instead of feeding whatever Anon writes from the woodwork only to have his dick sucked by faggots asking for more of the same, who don't know any better. Where the fuck did the quality go?
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>>26160943
But this isn't any regular Mario
I'm talking about Super Mario 64 Mario with a scuttlebug jamboree, power to travel across different PUs with incredible speed, the ability to clone, and be able to complete a level of Mario 74 with only .5 A presses
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>>26160943
I'm glad we have people like you to critique threads about a little girl's cartoon on an anime imageboard site. I don't think anyone on this board can function without you being here to tell us what is quality and what is shit. Truly you are the champion no, the revolutionary that will herald a new golden age of quality creating a utopia that this place dearly and truly deserves.
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>>26160434
> Stare
> Stare
> Stare
> Stare
> WAAAAHHHHHHHH

boy you are a quality fucking writefag aren't you
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>>26161019
Alright, don't get too pissy now. I just honestly can't understand what was running through OP's head when he made this thread. He didn't want a story told, he wasn't going to write his own, he didn't want discussion. I think he literally only wanted to shitpost. Then you get people who write shitty token stories, and get shitty token responses for more, until I can't tell who's being more ironic.

It really do scare me that some people might honestly be eating this up as quality threads and/or writing. which they will then replicate and drag the overall quality of green down.
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>>26159115
>rape
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>Celestia and Luna Superstar Saga
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>>26161186
Yes
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>>26160821
> Twilight tries to put up with the Mario Bros
> They aren't bad people at all
> In fact, they are the nicest people she has ever seen
> Maybe too nice for her taste
> Wherever there's trouble (because this is Ponyville) and Twilight tries to help, the Mario Brothers beat her to the punch
> And boy, they are fast
> They harvested all the apples for Applejack
> Mario even taught advanced algebra to Apple Bloom and fixed Granny Smith's old hip for good
> Because the guy isn't just a super hero
> Apparently, Mario is also a teacher, a chef, a doctor, a super olympic champion, a wizard, a warrior, a friend, etc
> Twilight always thought she was a special kind of student
> And then this guy pops out from nowhere and makes her look like a kindergarden filly in comparation
> Don't get me started about his brother
> The what's-his-name green guy is a bigger weakling than Fluttershy
> Ghosts and evil spirits seem to target him all the time
> And yet he always manages to kick their asses and protect everyone
> He's also the kindest guy he has ever seen
> Hell, Spike calls him "Papa"
> And of course there's the thing about Ponyville's plumbing
> Damn old things were always breaking and clogging
> It took just a moment for the brothers to go down the sewers and fix everything
> Which is a feat on itself because Ponyville had no sewers in the first place
> So yeah, this is how I always made feel everyone around me?
> Awkward
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>>26161186
> Celestia, Mario, Luna and Luigi Superstar Saga
> Mario rides Celestia so they can use a combined flame attack to smite evildoers
> Luigi and Luna use a combined darkness attack
> Because there's darkness inside of both
> They always lived on their brother/sister's shadows
> But instead of being consumed by it, they simply embraced and accepted it as part of themselves
> Celestia admires them for that, and secretely confesses to Mario that she always has been afraid about succumbing to her own darkness and then harming the people she loves
> Mario conforts her by assuring her that if her own dark side overpowers her, she still will never harm anyone
> Because you know, he once killed the sun
> HINT
> Celestia smiles
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>>26159804
This is literally gold
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>>26159115
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as a parallel universe, is in fact, a quadruple parallel universe, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, a QPU. A parallel universe is not an accessible place unto itself, but rather a quarter of a fully functioning QPU unit made useful by the QPU position checks, koopa shell utilities and vital speed components comprising a full QPU as defined by SM64.
Many N64 players run in a modified version of the QPU grid for 12 hours, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of QPU which is widely used today is often called a “parallel universe”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the QPU grid, developed by Nintendo. There really is a “parallel universe”, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the grid they use.
A “parallel universe” is the kernel: the floor detection program in the game that allocates Mario's position based upon the syncing speed that you run at. A parallel universe is an essential part of the QPU grid, but only causes QPU misalignment by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete QPU grid. Parallel universes are normally used in combination with the QPU grid: the whole grid is basically parallel universes with additional speed added equal to a multiple of four, or a quadruple parallel universe. All the so-called “parallel universes” are really parts of the QPU grid.
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>>26160337
Alright, let's do some green properly this time.
Will be continued if you guys want it to be.
>The Koopa King growls to himself, staring across the room at his latest conquest.
>He had expected quite a bit more from a Princess, something to impress him.
>Her army had crumbled almost instantly upon his approach, her husband's shield spells had shattered after a few punches charged with dark matter, and she herself seems completely incapable of doing a single thing to fight back, although she seems oddly confident.
>"You know, I've been in the business of kidnapping royalty for years now, but I've got to say, you're probably one of the more boring jobs I've had. Do you even have anyone coming for you?"
>For the first time since arriving in his castle, Mi Amore Cadenza grins knowingly.
>"You might say that. Just my aunts."
>Bowser chuckles, leaning back into his throne and sighing.
>"Honestly, what kind of bush-league amateur do you take me for? I'm the King of the Koopas, and you expect me to be brought down by two monochrome horses?"
>He barely bats an eye as the window on the side of the room shatters, revealing Celestia and Luna, both in full armor, and both looking very angry.
>"Ah, hello ladies. I've been expecting you."
>The massive creature stands from his seat, cracking his knuckles out in front of him as he moves.
>"And I imagine you're here for your niece. Don't worry, she's fine. And you'll be getting to spend plenty of time with her."
>Before either Princess has time to utter a retort, Bowser surges forward, grabbing each of their heads in one of his massive hands.
>He bows his head, revealing two black rings on his horns.
>He touches the tips of his horns to theirs, allowing the rings to fall off his and down to the base of theirs.
>"Like them? It took forever and a day to find something that could counter Alicorn magic, but it was definitely worth it. Now that I've got you three, the rest should come pretty smoothly."
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Oh guys!
>Mario&Luigi:Pony jam
would u play?
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>>26159804
I can't help but picture this guy as pick related

The voice matches up with what I imagine this pic to have
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>>26159115
Til next time everybody, DO THE MARIO!
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>>26161856
You have my attention. Keep going...
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