I'm pretty sure they aren't even actual humans.
They're cheaply made synthetic replicants produced in Hasbro's secret biolab.
This is one of they're first field tests. As you can see, there are still some kinks to work out. They're a little on the uncanny valley side of things. Could have gone worse though. They could have gone berserk and started a massacre. That would be seriously problematic, as repicants are notoriously resistant to bullets.
I've seen better
These women are obstructing Marvin's view of Venus.
If they did the voices, I would fuck every single one of them until they all died of exhaustion. I would then proceed to stand on my own personal throne of fresh corpses and shove every one of those action figures up my ass until they came up in my mouth. After the preparation is complete, I would devour every ounce of the pile's candy-flavored flesh. Their aura and souls have become mine. I will flex every single muscle in my body as hard as I can. The pointy bits of the toys lining my intestines will start to pierce my internal organs. I will expel blood until I die. I am freed from the mortal coil. Using the combined power of my robbed souls, I will create my own equestria. I will live out the rest of eternity on my own perfect plane.
nice, way to hide behind a meme, faggot
it is. the meme is the equivalent of the children's fear of "cooties" (girls are gross and icky!)
you just don't want to admit that there are good cosplays out there and given the chance, you'd fuck them
I expected no less from a low level
it's just one of my newest powers!
cons are the best place to score with them
it's my fave
>tfw enough rotten inside not to have sexual urges anymore and attempt to score with anyone