she cant replace celestia.
only a table could do that ^:)
only edgy angst-lords actually like that emo horse
nightmare moon is better
I haven't seen season 5 yet, almost finished off season 4...does she get any actual interesting plot going for her? Or is it just the usual "dude muh sister's literal shadow lmao"
ANGST LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
for real though, she goes full emo and basically does the princess of the night equivalent of cutting herself
it's pretty pathetic
>princess who likes to be punished
>somehow this is a negative trait
lot of poor taste in this thread.
nigga, emo chicks with scars all over their arms aren't sexy
they're wastes of air and should be egged on until they learn to take their razor blades down the street and not across the road
>claims that something is arbitrarily "not sexy"
>on a board with a vore thread going on
>can't argue against that
Bitch try and stop me
Also /emo/ which is a fairly popular emo pony general
Luna is just edgy and stupid, emos are also attention whores who need to express themselves through the way they dress and the music they listen to because they want to show everybody just how miserable they are, rather than trying to actually improve and stop being wastes of space and resources
You roll a natural 1.
You accidentally saw off your own hand and start bleeding out. Roll for endurance.
You barely manage to not pass out form the shock and initial blood loss. But if you do not act fast, you will bleed out on the spot. Luna is to surprised by both your malicious intents and incompetency to act yet. What do you do?
You gain +5 on the Edgy affinity axis. Luna recoils from your crimson fountain that used to be your girlfriend, so if you want to shove anything in her mouth, you will have to roll for dexterity.
Whatever offerings you made to the Lady Luck seem to have paid off now. With one quick step you close the gap between you and the Princess, and with 1 sweep you stuck your stump in her mouth.
She seems somewhat uncomfortable with this, but not quite drowning yet. However, she slips on some of your own blood and falls to the floor, taking you with her. You are flung above her, and it would probably be a good idea to roll for reflexes if you want to avoid landing on your head.
All these people throwing around their ebin buzzwords and not a one replied to this.
You have no room to call ANYTHING edgy.
Due to your low innate reflex you did not manage to fully avoid the painful impact. You hit the floir with your back and slide a few inches away from the princess. You are overwhelmed with pain, and still bleeding out. Luna seems to have slipped again, and failed to get up. What do?
Try as you might, but the horn will not be removed with your bare hand. And since you sawed off the hand holding your tool of mischief, the saw is good 2 meters away from you, still being held by your better half. You hear Luna finally able to put simple sentences toghether:
>"Anon what the fuck?"
You throw yourself at the Moon Pony, but bleed out mid leap and fall flat on your face, dying before you could reach her. What's left is 1 saw, 1 hand, 1 dead human, and 1 traumatised Luna who will have a hard time explaining to her sister that this was not just one of her regular cutting sessions. All in all, a pretty mild day in Canterlot.
Yep, fun was had
You gather some of your own blood form the floor, and then use it. Why would you though?
She's a better character than Rainbow Dash at least. Shit, at least she cares about people. When was the last time Luna put herself before others? When was the last time Rainbow dash punished herself just because she tormented her loyal subjects?
Show rarely even gives Luna speaking roles, she isn't the problem.
Luna is the worst character in the show. It's bad enough she's taken more time from celestia, she's a whiny emo cunt. I want luna to fucking die, I'll get a throbbing erection as she cries while bleeding to death.
Edge and faggotry, also accidental DnD session
>No tidal waves
>Equestria succumbs under rising sea levels due to radically different climate
>Everyone is dead
I seriously wonder if people are just playing dumb. They completely forget what Luna went though and act like her angst isn't justified.
I'd go into detail but I honestly expect something along the lines of "1000 years of banishment in complete solitude and losing all your previous friends isn't grounds to be an emo faggot!"
I just hope that they are. No, I chose to believe they are, otherwise sharing a 99,9% genome with them would be a bit brutal
>goes full retard
>continues going full retard
You should stop posting m8
I may or may not have more Tavi pictures than I know what to do with from her previous thread
I sense a ex-Lunafag gone rouge and clearly wants nothing more than her existence like everyone else but displays it through 13 year old coldsteel edge. Tell me, how's that tulpa of Luna going along? I'm guessing you had to resort to tulpas because no Luna plush for Christmas.
You know how when you try to talk to people about how you feel and their eyes glaze over and you can tell they'd rather be anywhere else than next to you? It's because you won't shut up about something no one cares about. Most adults deal with their shit themselves because it's polite. I have a few buddies with PTSD and the most we ever talk about that shit besides how cool their dogs are is the occasional, "Sorry. PTSD" whenever they have a freak out and the dog isn't there. It's cool and we understand so we say, "It's cool, bro" and carry on. We get together to hang out and be happy. Nobody likes mood killers
I love you Octaviafags so much.
Honestly I'm suprised she's not insane by now.
Imagine being locked up in an isolation cell for a month. Everyone on this board would go nuts.
But she didn't because it's a fantasy show about cute horses, so anything can pass really.