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>Hello I'm Sunset Shimmer, I'm here for the interview?
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>>26129343
>into the /trash/ this resume goes.
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>>26129343
Sorry, thought you had hooves. Go home, you're not what we're looking for.
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>>26129343
I-i'm sorry, trash can lady, but the job has already been taken
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>>26129343
Get the fuck out of my office, you're fired.
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>it says so right here you regular on a website called 4chan, the internet hacker site. Care to explain?
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>>26129375
>"Oh, I post nudes."
>You raise a brow
>"Give me the job and I'll suck your dick!"
"You make a compelling argument, Ms. Shimmer."
>"Please, just call me Shimmy."
"Well then, why don't just Shimmy on over here, eh?"
>unstaples dick
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>>26129343
Now get out of my office
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Next!
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>>26129420
...Next!
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>>26129420
Aren't you a little too young for this job son? We have laws against child labor.
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>>26129487
...Bring your friend in. The one with the ass.
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>>26129496
Fuck this, I quit. You're a secretary now, kid, have fun. Bitch.
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>>26129496
We banned you from the premises yesterday. Go away before i call security.
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>>26129343
>Casting couch Sunset shimmer
Green text pls.
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^:)
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>>26129659
I said FRIEND, singular. Blueý, get out. Orangey, you stay. But turn around.

You dropped your keys, go find them. Don't turn.
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>>26129737
Don't you fucking do it
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>>26129408
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>>26129737
Fuck I'm lactose intolerant.
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>>26129816
I'm setting this couch on fire.
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>>26129816
you mother fucker

don't fucking do this
let this thread die where it belongs
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>>26129816
La victoire en chantant nous ouvre la barrière.
La Liberté guide nos pas.
Et du nord au midi, la trompette guerrière
A sonné l'heure des combats.
Tremblez, ennemis de la France,
Rois ivres de sang et d'orgueil !
Le Peuple souverain s'avance ;
Tyrans descendez au cercueil.
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I have an idea for this
how about
>Anon is an international movie director
>Shim Sham wants to be an actress
>But she doesn't has talent
>The consequence to this is Shim sham teasing Anon to get a role in a movie
>Anon gives her the job
>But
>Anon is part of the Illuminati and the higher ups want to clone Shim Sham when she is already a star and sacrifice the real Sunset Shimmer
wat do?
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>>26129866
La République nous appelle
Sachons vaincre ou sachons périr
Un Français doit vivre pour elle
Pour elle un Français doit mourir.
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>>26129408
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>>26129408
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>>26129920
>>26129899
>>26129747
>>26129511
>This
>edgy
Pssht,nothing personal,homo
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>I was told there would be humans?
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>>26129343
Its the casting couch, Sunny buns is about to receive the dong
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>>26129395
>>unstaples dick
underrated post
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>>26129866
Stop.
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Has there ever been green written of these interviews?
Because they are things that I need in my life.
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>>26131509
uwot
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>>26131589
Yes
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>>26129511
>>26129899
>>26129920
>>26130022
Sorry anons. I didn't realize that was to edgy for you.
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>>26131610
How would I go about finding them?
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>>26131589
>Anon and Charcter X fuck
>The end
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>>26131827
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>>26131827
>>26131849
Original jokes.
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>>26131780
>to
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>>26129343
Unless you're here to apply for a position as bacon - no interview to be had.
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>>26131780
Shame on you for triggering everybody in this thread. You could have seriously hurt some feelings with those sharp edges :(
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>>26129866
oh god, she not gonna put that chocolate milk in her butt is she?
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>>26129395
>Unstaples dick

kek'd
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>>26129395
>unstaples dick
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>>26129395
>"WHY DID YOU STAPLE YOUR DICK!?"
>"That looks REALLY painful."
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>>26129343
That's good Sunset. Now actually try it at an actual interview and you might get the job. Also, just a small bit of advice, no matter what you saw on TV, flashing your breasts at him will not automatically get you the job. Just giving you a friendly reminder..... but you do have some nice tits I will give you that.
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