>Spike likes ice cream
>He can eat something made with dairy products with no ill effects other than when he eats too much
MLP dragons breast feed confirmed?
Most humans are lactose intolerant, anon. Only people of European descent can drink milk without ill effects, because we were the only ones who tried crouching down under the smelly, shit-covered ungulates and sucked the white stuff out of their dangly parts until the diarrhea and flatulence stopped. Lactation had nothing to do with being able to digest dairy, because most people lose the ability to process lactose when they grow older.
Aw yus. Fuck you rest of the world. I can drink milk perfectly fine. Hell I even skipped formula milk and went straight to regular milk by accident when I was a baby. Brother even caught me stealing his drinks without even realizing what stealing was.
>dragons probably have a septic bite
>if he tries to kiss a pony, they'd be dead within the hour
okay, yeah, I get that's not how septic bites work, but still, Spike's mouth probably percolates some nasty shit.
His stomach is essentially a Mr. Fusion.