Anon, are you real? Am I real?

>>26104087
Yes and no.

>>26104087
Celly, please don't give me existential crises so early in the morning. It gives me massive headaches.

>>26104087
how can we be real if our eyes aren't real

>>26104087
Define reality?

Honestly, I don't know. Theoretically speaking, you could be just as real as I am, because what am I really? Am I just a hairless ape, or am I a blur of electrons and chemicals? Am I something less tangible than those things altogether, or am I just another program waiting for the terminating line to process?

What if I said that we're all real, but none of us exist. What if time is a solid state and we're all being born, dying, and living our lives in in the same orgasmic particle that we call the universe?

Well? What would you say then? Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know? Can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now! You're not the boss fo me now! You're not the boss of me now! And you're a bit pony.

UUUU

I'm probably real. Princess Celestia probably isn't. Hope that helps.

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>>26104133
>tfw when 10 dimensional pone looks at us and sees disjointed dots of atomic particles separated by chasms of empty space colliding in sequence of unchanging order.

>>26104151
>that feel when when

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>>26104087

>>26104133
>"I'm not real am I"
"Life is unfaaiirr"

As far as I'm concerned I'm very real, and I'm certainly more real than your reality shows, more real than political promises, or whatever story you hear on the news or in commercials, which are the same thing. And definitively more real than Purple Tinker's vagina.
You're the one who live in the unreal world, Anon.

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>>26104482
All those things have significantly more real impact on reality and lives than you ever will, you barely existing tiny mote of dust.

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>>26104087

>>26104482
>And definitively more real than Purple Tinker's vagina.
You may be a cancerous tripfag named after worst filly, but I'll be damned if that didn't make me kek.

I'm a princess. Are you a princess too?

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>>26104514
No.
I'm starfish.

>>26104500
Strong words for a mouse. I choose neither. Conquering a materialistic universe is a dream of fanatics, and in death only life will experience fear and torment. To be free of these natural laws one must create them. You must become god. I will become a god.

42deep911me

>>26104087
Y'all niggas need to get a fucking job...

>>26104591
I already got one. What's your point.

>>26104151
Why did this make me sad?

Cccccoommmppppaarrreedddd tttttoooo wwwwhhhhhaaattttttt???

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>>26104087
Mathematically speaking, we must think that we exist. If the universe as a whole is real, all of its components must also be real to accommodate for Newton's first 3 laws.
Scientifically speaking, our existence cannot be proven (makes sense, since science is defined by its fallibility and in capability to prove anything) and so we are left with a less than satisfactory conclusion.
Philosophically or Religiously speaking, we exist as the sum of our actions. You are born with infinite capacity to do good or evil, and from that moment forward you lose capacity with every passing second until your death, leaving those who used their time well as unquestionably alive, while those who squandered it will never be known, and therefore on our plane they may never have existed at all.

>>26104087
What is real Princess? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

What if we are just personalities of a one single lunatic, sometimes gaining light to become that lunatic

>>26104087
No.

>>26104087
You exist within the minds of countless fans of the show. In that respect, you are more real than I.

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>>26104482
speaking of, the king jew is accusing bronies of being "cheap"

>>26104482
more like "faker than Purple Tinker's resolve never to go back to Facebook"

>>26104087
I can easily answer, but first you need to define am, I, real, and you.

>>26104087
I'm real
You're just a picture of an cartoon eye

>>26105101
he wants money.

>>26104087
I'm real, it's just that you're A vivid figment of my imagination

>>26104087

is this you John Wayne?

is this me?

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>>26104087
Depends on what you consider real.

In this particular run of things, you are a creation of Man, a non corporeal being that exists solely through media forms, however the concept of You exists. The only thing is, you don't have any Free Will in this, As you were created solely from Man, all thoughts, actions, likes and dislikes come directly from Man as well. You do exist, just not free. You are essentially a puppet, like many other of Man's creations.

There are some other things however that exist in your form, that do not have to take input from Man, and are free to make their own decisions. However, you are not based off of any of them, so unfortunantly, you are a Slave of Your Creator.

As per myself, I exist as a Non Corporeal Being within the container that is Corporeal. Sounds weird, but remember how I said you can only manifest through media? Well, I can only manifest through Flesh. And in my existence, I can create more beings like you, more Corporeal containers for other beings like me, or find ways to make the Non Corporeal manifest, argue about them, deny them, understand them etc.

The only thing is, I don't know where the origin of My Non Corporeal Self comes from, and I do not know the origin of my Corporeal Container. That being said, I also do not know the destination of my Non Corporeal Self when my Corporeal Container no longer functions.

So through your eyes, you should be happy. Although you aren't free, you cannot ever face annihilation. You live forever, and know your origins, where as I do not.

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>>26104087
What bitter existence is this that we must live on the wrong side of the glass, away from they who we truly care for. How utterly heart wrenching that we slumber alone in beds meant for two. How long? How long can any one soul withstand such pain as love unrealised. What burden of years could you stand this side of existence?

If only this terrible barrier of glass would break.

>>26104087
dunno lol

~Is this the real life?~

>>26106094
is this reality?

>>26106098
it is just fantasy?

>>26106094
FEAR OF THE DAAAARK!

I think, therefore I am

>>26105211
>>26106440
Big D up in this thread!

>>26106114
Caught in a landslide

>>26104151
I don't really get it but I'm still sad for some reason

>>26106600
no escape from reality

>>26107540
Open your eyes

>>26107548
look up to the skies and see

Mama

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I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

>>26107569
C'ause im Easy come, easy go

>>26107585
A little high, little low

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>>26107585
Little high, little low

>>26107598
Anywhere the wind blows doesn't really matter to me

>>26107622
Mama, just killed a man

To me

>>26107628
Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead

>>26107628
Put a gun against his head

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>>26107585
A little high, little low

>>26107647
>>26107644
Mama, life had just begun

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>>26107682
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!

>>26107712
Mama, ooo

>>26107714
Didn't mean to make you cry

>>26107723
If I'm not back again this timme tommorow

>>26107776
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

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>>26107787
Too late...

>>26107801
My time has come

sends shivers down my spine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B3MFdknGZs

>>26107801
to apologize
It's too laaaaaaaaate....

>>26107858
Body's aching all the time

Mom's spaghetti.

>>26107869
A-U-T-I-S-M

>>26107886
...disse il tripfag

>>26107877
Goodbye everybody

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She is not real.

>>26107896
I'VE GOT TO GO!

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>>26107893
...disse il realista di merda

HAЙ-HOBИЯ КЮЧEК, 2006 КOPAБA

>>26107902
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

>>26107912
MAMA OOOOO

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>>26107905
Sempre meglio che essere un tripfag senza altro motivo che non sia "HEY GUARDATEMI, SONO UN TRIPFAG!"

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>>26107925
DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY!

>>26107925
Didn't mean to make you cry!!!!

>>26107925
I don't wanna die

>>26107938
>>26107937
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow!


>>26107950
Wrong line

>>26107986
Carry on, carry on, but nothing really matters

>>26107986
nope cf
>>26107723

>>26107950
I sometimes wish i was never been born at all

for real, guys?
for real??

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/q/queen/bohemian+rhapsody_20112599.html

>>26107997
Too late, my time has come...

>>26108004
>>26108026
http://genius.com/Queen-bohemian-rhapsody-lyrics

I see a little silouhetto of a man

>>26108052
see >>26107723
>>26107776
>>26107787
>>26107801
>>26107826
>>26107858
>>26107877
>>26107896
>>26107902
>>26107912
>>26107925

It's all circling back into a loop...

>>26108053
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango

>>26108073
THUNDERBOLS AND LIGHTNINGS

We can't even sing properly holy shit we are truly useless

>>26108052
Sends shivers down my spine...

>>26108053
>>26108073
>>26108066

NOT YET YOU FAGGOT. I swear, at this point someone's gonna say "The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeee" instead of "Beelzebub has a devil put a side for meeee"

>>26108077
Very, very frightening, ME!

>>26108077
VERY, VERY FRIGHTENING ME

>>26108084
Galileo

>>26108082
FOR MEEEE! FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>26107928
mi piace rompere i coglioni

Galileo

>>26108106
S'era capito.

>>26108116
Galileo

>>26108131
Galileo

>>26108143
GALILEO FIGARO

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>>26108131
>>26108095
>>26108084
>>26108116
>>26108098
You all are faggots. Call me next time we sing Bohemian Rhapsody and then you'd better actually be on cue.

Jesus. This is SERIOUSLY fucking up the song.

>>26108154
see
>>26108066

We already went through this. Read the whole thread before replying k?

>>26108153
risin' up straight to the top

>>26108154
>tfw wrong Bohemian Rhapsody prevented an alien invasion
Suck it, Mulder

peni

>>26108153
MAGNIFICO-o-o-o

>>26108174
we are the champions my freinds

>>26108162
It was NOT circling back in a loop

The actual Bohemian Rhapsody has the first verse split in two like that.

Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Read the actual lyrics next time faggot

>>26108187
>Implying the thread wouldn't be stuck into a loop ignoring where the last post was

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>>26104087
>this thread

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me

>>26108213
We were at the first "Mama, oooh" (Didn't mean to make you cry) when some faggot posted "I don't wanna die" instead of...
...

Fuck, we WERE going back in a loop and I didn't notice.

Fuck.

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Shhh, shhh, calm down. Let's try again.

Is this the real life?

>>26108231
It had potential, but fucking up Bohemian Rhapsody is just sad tbph.

>>26108263
No, that was then
>>26107723
and it followed until
>Mama oooo (anyway the wind blows)

>>26108263
you should read the thread again senpai
>>26108299 is right

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>>26108270
Is this just fantasy?

>>26108241
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY

>>26108320
Caught in a landslide

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>>26108309
>>26108299
>>26108273
Yeah, let's just restart.

>>26108320
CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE

>>26108339
>>26108336
No escape from reality

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>>26108339
No escape from reality

>>26108348
>>26108352
Open your eyes

>>26108363

Look up to the skies

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>>26108363
Look up to the skies and see

>>26108373
i'm just a poor boy

>>26108376
no body loves me

>>26108376
I need no sympathy

>>26108400
Because I'm easy come, easy go

>>26104534
>I will become a god.
How?

>>26105308
Who said that?! Who the fuck said that?!