>Hug scoots as hard as possible.
>Makes a loud SQUEEEE! noise.
>Aw how cute.
>She starts crying.
>What's wrong little pony?
>Feces and urine have violently sprayed all over the room, she's also bleeding a little from the mouth.
>this is the fifth pony anon has accidentally crushed with hugs this week
>Fluttershy can't help him hide the bodies anymore after he tried to give her a thank you hug the last time
You're talking about that chicken in front of me right? Now let me ask you something why would I hug a chicken?
I mean, this post is the pinnacle of /mlp/. I mean, it can't get any better. It can't possible get any more amazing then such an amazing post such as this. Congratulations, sir. You inspire horsefuckers around the globe to be just like you.