>>26095418 >fucking little piggy twiggy >you come to this nice restaurant >order this nice food >all the while sitting in this nice suit >and all she wants is a fucking >greasy >sloppy >chemically bonded together >slab of crap that was dug up from the corners of a grill >fuck this little bitch >she's going to have a wholesome meal and she's going to enjoy it >you'll force it down her throat with the pepper grinder if you have to!
>Take Twilight to a romantic dinner >She complains that it wasn't the restaurant you promised her >Spent a small fortune arranging this >Booked months in advance >You grow frustrated and tell her to eat her food >She still refuses >You use harsher language and call her names >She looks at you shocked >You expect a drink to the face but all she does in run out of the restaurant crying like a filly >You blow your only chance to woo her
>>26096013 >drinking semen at the table >your semen she had been harvesting for "science" >in a public place >she pours it like a thick sauce on her chicken marsala >she retains eye contact with you as she takes bite after hefty bite >she gets some on her muzzle >and licks around her lips slowly "CHECK PLEASE!"
>>26095669 >he doesn't want to bend Twilight over the table while she stuffs herself with greasy hayburgers >he doesn't want to feel her bare belly against his, your navels softly rubbing and grinding together, messy with ketchup and grease and bodily fluids gay desu
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