The object to your left is the only thing that can save you from

>>26091496
>pillow
Well, i can snuggle wuggle her to death

>>26091496
>phone.

BASHING HER TO DEATH WITH A PHONE IT IS.

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>>26091496
Maybe I can preoccupy her with Dark Souls long enough to get away...

>>26091496
I've a Glock 19 in my nightstand. Don't know if it works on femdom moonbutt or not

a cup full of rancid milk, YES

>>26091554
Sour milk. Milk sours, anon. Things like oils and fats get rancid.

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>some mint flavor oreos
well, shit.

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>>26091496
>box
At least I'll die knowing these ponies exist after all.

>>26091543
Harry Potter rules nigga, bullets > magic

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pile of empty soda/beer cans

>>26091496
>Flashlight

"Stop evil creature for I bring a ray of death from my world"
>She cowers back in fear begging for mercy.
"Perhaps I can let you go if you do me some favors."

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>>26091496
Not fucked at all, because it just so happens to be my expertly trained level 50 MEWTWO AMIIBO MOTHER FUCKERS!!

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>>26091496
>a wooden chair
I guess I could smash it against her head or something...

>>26091496
>wall
It's always a wall. Not fucked at all, since new NMM is a bitch nigga who can't even execute a single purple pegacorn before she manages to escape.

>>26091496
There are several things to my left. A multitool. A stack of cd-r's. A legal pad. A pile of sunflower seeds. They're all an equal distance away from me. How do I choose?

>>26091496
>box of kleenex
welp

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>>26091539
Hello, fellow Souls bro.

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>>26091496
A comb.
Perfect, I should be fine as long as I can appease her with it.
I LOVE WHEN YOU COMB MY HAIR~

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A spatula .

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All I have to my left are curtains, but I have this on my right.

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>a transparent green recorder

I may die tonight, but legends of the cacophony that I shall render unto the land shall be passed down for generations.

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>>The object to your left is the only thing that can save you from being annihilated by NMM. How fucked are you?
>Show NMM plush of herself as Luna
>Feel'd trip

Not fucked at all.

you know, all you had to do was say "object to your right" and you would have made me go in with a smudged Rarity mousepad

>>26091496
It's a bottle throne. You know, like a throne made out of bottles.
COLA FOR COLA GOD! BOTTLES FOR BOTTLE THRONE!

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... ...Sunny D

>>26092833
That's lewd.

>>26091496
>my classmate
And the only one worse at PE than me. Maybe I could sell him to her as an advisor or a scientist; with his overall knowledge and my talk it should be possible.

>>26091496
I got post-it notes. Like... 10 of them.

So you tell me... does she have an unnatural fascination with stickies?

>>26092751

Critical? Is that you?

>>26091496
>Luna plush.
I uh...can't tell if this would help or hurt the situation.

>>26093003
No. I just use it to annoy my friends in skype calls. I enjoy playing them a battle tune while playing ASSFAGGOTS.

A fat black lady

I so fucking win

>>26091496
A box full of real jewelry... theres always bribery.

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>>26091496
A lightup redstone block.
I'll lay an elaborate trap.

>Fridge.
Well I can see some Indiana Jones shit coming up.

>>26091496
A fork and an ornate ceramic bowl. Pretty well fucked, but I may get that fork in her eye at least.

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>>26091496
>bookcase
dwarf style it is then