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>"What do you mean you only slept with me for my body?"
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It's called a "pity fuck"
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>>26088740
What are you retarded? I mean I only fucked you because I like you body.
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>>26088764
>"I only fucked you because I like you"
>She misunderstands you and freaks out
>The first words out of your mouth are "What, are you retarded?"

Good going, Anon. Good going.
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Yes, but for your eyes. That's why I kept making eye contact, something I'd normally never do.
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>>26088740
Come on Derpy. You must have known that all this was just a little horsing around.
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All this thread is doing is reminding me of that one green where Anon becomes the caretaker of a legitimately retarded Derpy and it ends up playing host to what is probably one of /mlp/'s most uncomfortable sex scenes.
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I mean I only slept with is because better horse is angry with me.
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>>26089195
Her name's not "is", silly anon.
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>>26089160
Screen cap?
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>>26088740
Oh come on, like you wouldn't?
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>>26089360
It was in the AiE archive somewhere. Green was way too long for it to have been a joke on the writefag's part. I'll see if I can dig it up.
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>>26088740

It was ten below zero and I was going into hypothermia thanks to Rainbow Dash's instant winter!

It was cuddle or die, and Anon is no man to die for wont of cuddles! Seriously, we're NOT HORSEMARRIED!
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>>26089160
The one where anon gives her a bath, or the one where he gives her "belly rubs"?
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>>26088990
>Derpy goes googly eyed while you're fucking her
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>>26089652

>Insta Cum
Damn, every time.
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>>26088740
i actually only slept with you to get closer to your daughter.

Shit. That didnt help.
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>>26088740
Not body, potty.

I really had to take a piss but you just kept going on and on about your needs and shit.
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>>26089626
I believe he does in fact bathe her. She also has some magic orb from her dead mother that generates giant bubbles.
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>>26089652
my ex had cross eyes
everytime she came, she rolled her eyes back
it weirded me out
its was like having sex with the Undertaker
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>>26089626
>>26089160
my interest has risen m8s

any caps out there of these?
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>>26089731
Okay, I did NOT read this one. I was talking about the one where he had to "clean her inside," and she went completely emotionless compared to five minutes ago when she was playing with the bath toys.
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>>26089750
There are, but I'm on a new computer.
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>>26089753
...Well, that sounds amazingly uncomfortable to read about.
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>>26089766
The worst part about reading it was the shame boner
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>>26089736
You say sex with the Undertaker like a bad thing
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>>26089766
it does
but what are here for?
we need to push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in the name of new experiences in the literature field
in the thread with the one where anon wanted to drown treehugger, we saw the world through the eyes of a sociopathic aquaphile
now we can see into the mind of a pedophile who has a thing for the mentally handycapped
you may ask why?
why would we want that?
for progress and for new experiences
we dont want to stagnate
so i ask the people of /mlp/ - find that cap! for freedom of expression! for psychological studies! for
the avant-garde!
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>>26089753
It was a cute enough story at first. In a naive attempt to confirm her friendship with her previous abusive caretaker, she accidentally informs him of a huge pile of cash her mother had saved up for her in the event of an emergency. He fucks off to Canterlot with the cash, gets caught after Anon finds out and informs Twilight of the theft, and it turns out he pissed it all away gambling.

Later on, Twilight tells him literally every pony in town finds him completely unfuckable and tells him to go for Derpy since she is considered equally unfuckable due to her retardation.

Anon discusses the different kinds of love with Derpy, tells her he loves her like a parent, not like a lover. She doesn't get it. Simple mind thinks love is love, pitches a huge retard fit. Anon only manages to shut her up by saying he loves her, decides it's easier to just go along with it.

I'm probably omitting some details, but fuck everything about that green after that point.
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>>26090005

On the one hand, I'm somewhat curious.

On the other hand, I'm somewhat...not disturbed, but something kind of like it.
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>>26090032
It's amazing how quickly it turns from a well-constructed story with Derpy behaving exactly like one might expect from someone with severe mental retardation, into Anon talking her into sitting on his face while he fantasizes about ravaging her ponut.
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>>26090122
And I am no longer curious.
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>>26090134
And still I will continue to seek out this green, that the shameful legacy of the writefag responsible might live on.
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>>26090214
if you find it, post it
i cant seem to find anything
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>>26090254
>ifunny banner
There is a certain level of quality required from all the users of this site and if you are unable to meet these requirements then I am afraid I am going to have to ask you to leave
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>>26090269
No luck, I'm afraid. I guess the pastebin has since been nuked.
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>>26090849
can you remember any linese from the green
something that stood out
it could found on desustorage
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http://pastebin.com/GUSgXr1m
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>>26091173
Thank you, senpai
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>>26088740
Well is sure wasn't for your brains, sweetheart.
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>>26091173
Danke schoen
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>>26091173
Oh this thing. My feels are not prepared.
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>>26091244
The scary part is, I think Genos would actually go that far. Also

>Mecha Milk
kek
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>>26091173
Oh fuck. That's the one alright.
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>>26091173

>"Do you know the names of the colts that have been stealing your mail?"
>"Yes, two of them told me their names."
>"One of them is called Imar Itard, and the other one's name is Iluvcok Inmaias."

FUCKING LEL
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>>26088740
No no no. I sleep with you cuz you're buddy!
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>>26090005
Just to clarify things, she gets into a fit and then Anon afterwards talks with her about love.
In my mind Anon is emotionally repressed at first and then starts to listen to his feelings, but I probably didn't get that across properly.
I probably should have had Anon have some lewd thoughts about Derpy previous to that so it's more clear.

I'm definitely projecting my own outlook on life into my writing, which is that to me relationships do not have this great significance that others perceive them to have.
I strongly reject the notion of the 'perfect match'; I think you can become happy with almost anyone.
To me relationships function pretty much like friendships: You're presented with a bunch of individuals and decide which ones you like best.
I wanted to write a story where Anon deludes himself into thinking that he found the perfect match when in reality it's more of a thing of convenience.

>>26090122
In retrospect I wrote the sex scene to be more lustful than I usually intended, probably because my perception was skewed by my own lust.
I want to eventually revise the story, but I don't know whether I'll ever find the time and motivation to do it.
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>>26091173
That's only the first half so far. Here's the next part.
http://pastebin.com/niP8C82C


writfag updated a few weeks ago.
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>>26093365
oh shit and there you are.
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>>26093381
I was hoping for some Derpy green.
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>>26093371
Was there a timeskip, or am I being retarded and missing something? Or does pastebin not do well with anything mobile?
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>>26093943
That Anon posted part three.
I can't properly paste links on my phone but you can find part two via my pastebin.
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>>26093943
Here is proper part two (nsfw obviously)
http://pastebin.com/XcvLmreh
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>>26094046
Ah, thanks.
>petting zoo, (zoophilia, unfinished)
And it would seem I have another story to look into as well.
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>>26094056
It's nice to see a variation where Anon isn't the picture of /fit/. I applaud those willing to work towards their own physical well being, but it gets tiresome after awhile to see the same shit over and over in greens.
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>>26091244


>mecha milk
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>>26088740
I honestly thought you were dead after I strangled you before I put you in the soup.
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>that moment when you're pounding her so hard her eyes go straight
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>>26089874
Now I need a fic about Anon choking Fluttershy until she faints.
As a fetish, until the inevitable "accident" happens.
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>>26095052
"Choke me with a dead rabbit, Anon!"
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This is now a spiderman thread!
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>>26088740
Well, yeah, duh, I mean you're kind of retarded, but your ass is ridiculous.
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>>26095052
Reminds me of the one where Anon accidentally rips off Twilight's tail during sex. After the incident Twi becomes more and more obsessed with the idea of dying as a means of sexual release. She wants anon to torture her to death, rip her skin off, etc. The story just keeps spiraling out of control.
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>>26095136
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>>26088740
No, you misunderstood me. I said that I only slept with you because of your eyes
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>>26095156
Got a link?
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>>26095156
tell me more
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>>26095156
Lecter pls
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>>26095162
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>>26090005
http://pastebin.com/GUSgXr1m
http://pastebin.com/XcvLmreh
here you go
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>>26095166
>>26095256
>>26095348
Fuck me....I found it
http://pastebin.com/7zD8EYvZ
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>>26093365
Really I'm just surprised you've still been periodically active since at least mid-2014 and still written nothing new. You've clearly got a talent for writing things that are simultaneously heartwarming and uncomfortable.
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>>26095381
>>26095126
>>26095136
>>26095126
Fuck off you spiderman shilling nob-jockey.
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>>26088740
Body heat, Derpy! Damn, can't a guy cuddle up with a pony to get warm during the winter?
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