Would wife all, would fuck none. Who here agrees with me?

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>>26087421
>Wife all
>Fuck none

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What're you fucking gay?

>>26087421
Enjoy a lifetime of chastity and being cheated on.

>>26087421
>being a cuck

I'd say the best wife would be Applejack or Twilight.

Dash is a fucking dyke, annoying, raspy, thinks she's the best.

Fluttershy is a fucking introverted shy shit piece. Useless and a waste of time.

Pinkie Pie... Fuck that.

Rarity is a glamour queen, you don't go near that shit.

Would stick my dick in all of them though, fuck it, amirite?

>>26087436
>>26087455
>>26087461
>>26087463
I...I'm just not sexually attracted to ponies.

I just think they're really adorable, and their mere presence brightens up my day.

Isn't that what marriage is all about?

>>26087491
I feel like 6 different wife's would be problamatic

>>26087496
>Marrying someone
>Not fucking them
Instant-Divorce material

>>26087496
>im not sexually attracted to ponies

Fucking casual.

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>>26087496

>>26087546
Could be newfag
or bait
I dunno

>>26087421
>>26087496
>not giving your wife a child
>not making the world a slightly better place by being a good parent
Bottom kek.

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>>26087496
>Not consummating a marriage.

>>26087575
I am beginning to doubt that i'm on /mlp/

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>>26087603

>>26087603
Hey, writefriend, would you make a green explaining how bad anon's life in Equestria would be with his ideal in mind?

>>26087603
>>26087566
Is a reason for you guys to have a name on in this thread?

>>26087630
Is mine acceptable?

>>26087630
So I can burn in hell
But with a name

>all of these namefags leaving on their names even though they're not currently writing
>this huge influx of newfags lately
sure is cancer around here.

>>26087496
I'm not sexually attracted either but I wouldn't go around saying it (except in this case). Listen if you are not a cloper than don't ever say it on here. If you still want to stay here you have to be fine with others being clopers. However what you said today was not acceptable and what I'm doing goes against everything you are not supposed to do.

>>26087683
My only guess on why there's a newfag flood is because of the newest PTS. Some of the shitty reaction channels just started uploading videos of them reacting to new and old ones. So expect ALOT of newfags. I've just been lurking for a long time. Decided to start posting.

>>26087687
>Tells anon to not go around saying they're not sexually attracted to them
>Admits it them self
Anon, stop, you're breaking your own rules

>>26087491
>dash is a dyke
Headcanon
>all the rest
Legit complaints
>Rarity
Fashion is literally her business. What's wrong with enjoying what you like?
>Fluttershy
Is not nearly as phobic as she used to be. If you actually got close to her to the point where she consented to marriage, then as an introvert, she would be very open to you. My only complaint would be the excess of animal companionship.
>ponk
Agreed, not marriage material. Too immature and spontaneous.
>would stick my dick in them, amirite
Yes you are.

>>26087746
First I said that. Second I can't stand to see someone go around saying it on 4chan.

>>26087721
>lurked a long time
>no reason namefag
Lurk moar, newfag.

>>26087496
>forcing someone to promise to be totally faithful to you and you alone
>never providing them with physical intimacy

I'm pretty sure they would say no, anon.

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>>26087721

>>26087721
>>26087777
Quads confirm you are a faggot. Take off the name unless it's actually relevant to the thread, fuckface