Your waifu would be creeped out by you

>>26077225
the sad part is it probably would be true
I really am a mess

>>26077283
Ur awesome
>>26077225
Op the famous scatposter

>>26077225
Nice meme

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>>26077468
>>26077502

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Not Pinkie Pie.

She loves literally everyone.

Name one sentient creature in the show that Pinkie Pie has shown any sort of disdain for.

You can't. Because she is purest waifu.

>>26077621
Too bad she's all mine

>>26077646
Nigga I called he first

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>>26077653
her*

Though, either or, doesn't matter to me desu senpai

>>26077653
I don't think so senpai. We've been together since surprise

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if Pinkie and Tewi were to meet I think they would be good friends

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>>26077677
And so, as the dubs command, it shall be. I'll settle for Bubble Berry.

>>26077774
Thx desu

>>26077225
>>26077589
>implying losers aren't the best people
Omegamales > Alphamales > Betamales.

>>26077225
If my waifu was real she would be taken in by government agencies and quarantined until they can prove she is not carrying any pathogens capable of eradicating entire species. Once thats out of the way they will begin to question it and learn the science behind her magic and flight capabilities. With or without her consent they will weaponize her and/or her abilities. Everyday she will be drugged, tested on electrocuted and a cold metal pipe shoved up her ass will being fed vitamins and plant extract to ensure the foreign organism stays alive as long as possible.

I can save her from this by taking her in and feeding her and clothing her, and if she acts up I can always call the government. Just like illegal mexican whores. It all works out in the end for me. Which is all that matters.