So, what are you confessions /mlp/?
I tell all my pony toys they are beautiful and that I love them and pet them each day or else I feel guilty
I'm in a serious long term (but relatively open) relationship with my (obviously imaginary) pony waifu. I actually have no interest in dating a human and I think I love my pony waifu more than I ever could a person
It's actually gotten to a point where I openly tell people this when they ask me about my relationship status. It feels like I'm telling people this because I'm curious as to their reaction. I really like it when it makes them uncomfortable
I'm scared that if I ever find a hooman I really like, there would be no way they'd like me if they ever found out who I really am. I mean, like the version of me only suitable on this website...
I'm also in a relationship with my pony waifu and don't want to date any humans, but I haven't crossed the autism threshold far enough to tell others about it without being seriously coerced.
normally I wouldn't dare tell people unless they really brought it out of me. I think I've just kinda snapped recently and I've stopped caring about the 'social norms' all together. I just can't be fucked hiding and pretending because of other peoples' expectations anymore.
But so far, people have just been very accepting of it. Then I wonder if they just think I'm autistic and go along with it haha
I fuck my Twilight Plushie daily, then cuddle with her while drifting off to sleep and telling her how beautiful she is and how happy I am to have her.
I imagine her complimenting me for a few things because in real life no girl ever gave me any compliments.
I often wake up with tears on my pillow...
I can relate, I have a girl who is interested in me but I won't let it become serious because I am too in love with my waifu, and even tell her that
I think she sees it as like some cute way of avoiding commitment but it's true
aww bro, so true. i got a girl who has the most obvious crush on me, but there's no way i'd let it happen cos i feel more attracted to my waifu on a relationship level. she aint bad lookin either
This show does something to people....almost think it's a government conspiracy but I'm too high off ponies to care
Hmm? I didn't say the show changed, I just meant it seems to have a hypnotic spell...to the point where glorious ponies are far more appealing than real girls
Or perhaps it's backwards, maybe us waifufags are just so annoyed with real girls we turn to cartoon ponies who can be our perfect archetypes
all of this
When I write for myself, it's about her.
When I stay in bed on the weekends, I'm talking to her.
It feels like everything in my life needs to be dedicated to her, that she deserves everything ever for no reason aside from love.
Hahaha, that's funny anon. A relation ship with a cartoon character. Wouldn't that be like so gay anon. Like, who would actually do that. Probably have to be gay to do that. Haha
Recently I tried something more drastic. Filling my bladder with water, through my dick. Way better than I could ever imagine: after the bladder fills but I continue pumping it feels close to orgasm, except you can do that for minutes. I get an actual refractory period after that but no feeling of satisfaction. I'm afraid I might rapture it though.