>tfw no green about primitive human anon living in Everfree

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>>26056628
Well, now that you mention it...

>>26056628
You are the only one that wants that.

>>26057701
Alright, maybe you aren't the only one...but that's only 2 of you.

>>26058843
I find the idea fascinating for some reason.

>>26056628
Inverse time anon in Equestria? Sounds kinda fresh.
le upboat

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>GREENTEXT GREENTEXT GREENTEXT GREENTEXT GREENTEXT GREENTEXT GREENTEXT
this isn't the board I came to.

>>26059108
What do you want us to do then? I am listening

>>26058843
Make that 3

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>>26056628

>You are primitive human Anon.
>You live in the Everfree forest.
>You worship ponies.
>You see everything outside the forest as Olympus.
>One day, you walk out of the forest and into Ponyville
>Gonna steal yourself some fire.
>Ponies gasp when they see you
>An alarm is raised
>The noise is overpowering
>You fall to your knees, clutching your hands over your ears
>It's no use
>You still hear it
>Scratching
>Clawing
>Breaking free
>Your skin splits open, releasing the skeleton within.
>Uttering an unholy wail, you go about laying waste to all in the vicinity
>The Old Gods are Dead
>All praise the Lord Spider

FIN

Here. Be free of your desire.

>>26060025
But anons penis still works, right?

>>26060025
Does anons skeleton at least honor anons memory enough to steal some fire.