Hey, guys. Who wants to donate some money so I can buy this mamma jamma? Only need $1,000 more.
Sorry too lazy to know how to into bitcoins.
And no way in hell I am using a credit card or anything with my name to donate to some random phaggot on the interwebz.
I am rich, but I don't have a job where I can prove my income so no credit card here brah, and stupid debit cards don't work for some reason.
It's fine. I'm sure some nice anon here will see how much a Cadence plush means to me.
>bronies buy expensive plush toys just because other bronies do
>make plush toys
>not even that good at it yet
>can still milk major profits from bronies at conventions
Feels good mang. Keep them autisumbucks coming.