Yeah but I show up drunk to make the days go buy~
I have a part-time job. I'll get a call from my boss (a medical examiner) telling me to retrieve bodies from wherever, sometimes even a crime scene. I'll go out, collect the bodies, and bring them to the morgue. I get $25 for each body delivered in roughly the same state as they were when I found them.
The tricky part is when people hang themselves off tall trees. Then I gotta cut the rope off a ladder while making sure the body doesn't drop to the ground, which could cause additional trauma. It's also really inconvenient when they kill themselves out in the middle of nowhere, since it usually means an entire hour is spent driving to the body and then the morgue.
Yeah, I have a little I.D. card that shows I'm an examiner's assistant.
, and truth be told I'm waiting for a chance to continue that story without going to a general or making a thread for it.
Shit tier job, but the money is decent I guess
part-time graphic designer about to go full time in a few months
By calling them "filthy degenerate scum" under my breath once they've gone. Honestly I'm customer service mostly just in name. Really about 80% of what I do is cleaning and light security work.
I've also taken to humming Arabic nasheeds whilst walking through security and out onto the actual airfield itself. In addition, I've somehow set the explosive detector off twice and had to be patted down by this cute Polish girl that works there.
Actually interviewed someone who somehow figured out my power level and outed himself as the same. He was rejected before that part happened though.
I work at Staples.. and they are closing their store next Saturday. I will be without a job for the fourth time now.
>having a job
neet life da best
after hearing my whole life about all the shitty work and thankless hours people complain about when they talk about their jobs, being a fucking loser at life honestly sounds better to me.
I'll take living with my parents, having no real friends, and being a total loser over working 10 hours a day just to feed myself any day.
how will you be able afford your waifu?
Teacher. My poor students.
GIS Technician here. Most of the time I make shitty maps and troubleshoot the plotter. Once in a while though I get to hike around with the Trimble gear to record trails, which is a lot of fun.
usually these threads aren't so full of neets honestly
basically a quality engineer at a major medical device factory, a lot more boring than I expected but it's more of a stopgap to pad my resume a bit before I get an interesting job. lots more paperwork than they tell you about at school sadly.
Formerly a server. Currently just a student, but I'm trying to get back into a job with a new restaurant or something in retail while I finish up schooling.
Sweet job buddy. My Dad's a GIS Analyst. Almost no one around me ever knows what the fuck GIS even is.
I watch a grocery store five nights a week making sure nothing breaks down and no one breaks in. It's like 80% sitting around and 20% doing actual work. I hate it. I wouldn't call it a real job, but it's a paying job.
I'm an attorney. I'm insane because I love my job. Sure, the drawbacks are dealing with clients, but nothing brings me as much glee as crushing overpriced big firm lawyers at trial (if they don't abandon their client by then)
except for spending my spare time with my waifu plushie.