does anyone here have a real job?

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>>26051234
Yeah but I show up drunk to make the days go buy~

>>26051234
I have a part-time job. I'll get a call from my boss (a medical examiner) telling me to retrieve bodies from wherever, sometimes even a crime scene. I'll go out, collect the bodies, and bring them to the morgue. I get $25 for each body delivered in roughly the same state as they were when I found them.
The tricky part is when people hang themselves off tall trees. Then I gotta cut the rope off a ladder while making sure the body doesn't drop to the ground, which could cause additional trauma. It's also really inconvenient when they kill themselves out in the middle of nowhere, since it usually means an entire hour is spent driving to the body and then the morgue.

>>26051310
...wouldn't the police be transporting the body if it was a crime scene?
do you have some special I.D that makes sure the police don't think you're trying to steal evidence?

>being a slave

>>26051234
I'm a PC Repairman Certified in CompTIA A+.
I currently make a 40,000+ Salary over the year.
You?

>>26051310
Are you the same fuck who was in the Sparring Shining Armor thread?

>>26051333
Yeah, I have a little I.D. card that shows I'm an examiner's assistant.
>>26052020
Yes, and truth be told I'm waiting for a chance to continue that story without going to a general or making a thread for it.

>>26051234
IT for a few clients. A library is a nice gig to maintain.

yes. back to combat training in 3 days.
and i'm spending my last free time here talking about cartoon ponies.
god damnit

>>26051234
Yep.
Engineering Anon here.
Lot of work and stress ahead, almost no free time, but still manage to lost myself here...

>>26051234
High school drop out, cant get a job anywhere.
thinking about getting GED and then getting 15 college credits so I can join the Marines, Dont want to join as a tier 2.

I work in the NHS as a porter. I take patients to wards, surgery and the morgue. It's got it's ups and downs.

>>26051234
Not pony related.

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Aircraft plant. Tooling. It's gravy.

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Server

Shit tier job, but the money is decent I guess

>>26053787
so you hum and store emails for me?

>>26051234
Part time barman and full time customer service assistant in a value panel management office.

>>26053797
Restaurant server ya dingus

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>>26053787
Forgot pic, rate me?

>>26051234
Industrial plant making car parts.Putting stuff on a line for the machines to do the rest isn't too bad for $12 an hour.

>>26053857
what brand?

>>26053857
Denso is the place I work at. Just started there not too long ago.

>>26053896
meant for >>26053873

>>26051234
Customer service at an airport earning the equivalent of about $17.42 per hour. Not bad.

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>>26051234
part-time graphic designer about to go full time in a few months

>>26053915
>customer service
you poor soul
how do you deal with having to be pleasant to the most idiotic people in the world?

>>26051234
In college but I do some wordpress stuff on the side for a few places. So damn simple yet nobody wants to deal with it.

>>26053913
ah, so Honda and Toyota mostly. Their prices are a little higher than other brands for replacement parts, but they always are easy to install.

>>26053953
By calling them "filthy degenerate scum" under my breath once they've gone. Honestly I'm customer service mostly just in name. Really about 80% of what I do is cleaning and light security work.

I've also taken to humming Arabic nasheeds whilst walking through security and out onto the actual airfield itself. In addition, I've somehow set the explosive detector off twice and had to be patted down by this cute Polish girl that works there.

>>26054057
quit cramming C4 up your butt to get her attention
just ask if she wants to get a cup of coffee with you

>>26051361
>I'm a PC Repairman Certified in CompTIA A+
oooh congrats i took that test in high school and passed.

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>>26051234

Software here.

Actually interviewed someone who somehow figured out my power level and outed himself as the same. He was rejected before that part happened though.

I work at a call center. I literally spend all day having people yell at me.

>>26051234
IT

>>26052344
We all are.

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I work at Staples.. and they are closing their store next Saturday. I will be without a job for the fourth time now.

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>having a job
neet life da best
after hearing my whole life about all the shitty work and thankless hours people complain about when they talk about their jobs, being a fucking loser at life honestly sounds better to me.
I'll take living with my parents, having no real friends, and being a total loser over working 10 hours a day just to feed myself any day.

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>>26056104
how will you be able afford your waifu?

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>>26051234
I work at dollar tree.

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>>26051234
Teacher. My poor students.

>>26056446
I used to
I liked working for them

Was a math teacher for two years, just recently took a family member's offer to go into construction estimating and I'm pretty happy with it.

>>26051234
MAC DON ALD S
:)::):):))))))))))) ))))) ))
I LO VE PO VER TY

>>26051234
I've got a upper lower class 70hr/wk 10/hr job. No social life at all
Purchasing life size waifu soon I hope

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>>26051234
GIS Technician here. Most of the time I make shitty maps and troubleshoot the plotter. Once in a while though I get to hike around with the Trimble gear to record trails, which is a lot of fun.

>>26056489

What level?

usually these threads aren't so full of neets honestly

basically a quality engineer at a major medical device factory, a lot more boring than I expected but it's more of a stopgap to pad my resume a bit before I get an interesting job. lots more paperwork than they tell you about at school sadly.

Formerly a server. Currently just a student, but I'm trying to get back into a job with a new restaurant or something in retail while I finish up schooling.

>>26056762
Sweet job buddy. My Dad's a GIS Analyst. Almost no one around me ever knows what the fuck GIS even is.

>>26051234
This isn't even pony related, retard. Please fuck off.

I watch a grocery store five nights a week making sure nothing breaks down and no one breaks in. It's like 80% sitting around and 20% doing actual work. I hate it. I wouldn't call it a real job, but it's a paying job.

>>26051234
Getting my doctorate in engineering, and teaching on the side, so no real job. Yet.

>>26051234
I'm going to be an air defense artillery officer once I graduate, so no job at the moment though.

Software developer.

>>26056762
My god same here, I work for the University of Alaska. Fun as fuck.

>>26051234
I'm an attorney. I'm insane because I love my job. Sure, the drawbacks are dealing with clients, but nothing brings me as much glee as crushing overpriced big firm lawyers at trial (if they don't abandon their client by then) except for spending my spare time with my waifu plushie.

Software Developer, doing backend development for a web app.