>"Anon? Anon! Did you even listen to a word I said?"

Ok.

I listen to every little word you say Twiggles, in fact I record them, slow them down 2000x and then furiously masturbate to the resulting ambient track.

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>>26051195
No, I was too busy looking at pic related

>>26051195
Yes, but just so the audience at home heard why don't you tell me again

>>26051195
Yes and to repeat in verbatim: https://youtu.be/k6p1Ck0ab80

>>26051195
"Books books books booky booky bookbutt. Something like that, right?"

>>26051195
"Mhm..."
>You cough, trying to clear your throat.
>"Anon, look at me!"
>Your throat burns, your stomach is twisting in knots, and you feel like you're in an oven.
"Yea..."
>You try to keep your eyes open, but they eventually flutter shut.
>You slump over.
>"ANON! YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, EQUESTRIAN HISTORY IS VERY COM-"
>The last thing you remember is vomiting, and seeing the mixture of crimson red blood and bile coat your suit.

>You fade out as Twilight screams, rushing to find medical equipment.

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>>26051195
I heard this.

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>>26051195
>Yes. Lung cancer. Inoperable.

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>>26051312

>You mumble the seven words you say during every Equestrian-history-day.
> "I think I need a liver transplant."

>>26051195
What did you say book horse?