>"You don't even know me, Anon. I'm a freak the likes of which you would never believe. You're a disgusting normalfag, I'll bet you're even into tender cuddles and loving sex. Get the fuck out of my face. You'll never understand me."
>>26049980
Shut up and get cuddles, you yellow fuzzball.
>>26049980
*boop*
>>26049980
so you're not into tender cuddles and loving sex? Neither am I.
>>26049980
>tender cuddles and loving sex
That's fucking lewd.
Now bend over.
>>26050014
Get the fuck out
>>26049980
Then prepare for the next best thing.Non-consensual sex
>>26049980
this is who you are acting like flutters, stop.
>>26049980
>>26049980
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little poser? I’ll have you know I dropped out of my class in the tenth grade, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret panty raids on your mom, and I have eaten over 300 confirmed unbaptized children. I am trained in the dark arts and I’m the necromancer in my entire cult. You are nothing to me but just another rat to exterminaed. I will wipe you the fuck out with hellfire the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with trying to out-edge me over the Internet? Think again, poser. As we speak I am summoning my secret network of eite hackers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, fucker. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drag you to hell in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with this sheet of summoning sigils.. Not only do I know every swear word in existance, but I have the biggest, blackest cock you'll ever see and I will use it to its full extent to literally and metaphorically tear apart your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little obviously empty threat was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you mcfucking loser. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>26050367
why do sigils of summoning look a lot like those new age gender symbol things?
>>26049980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuv4KScAYlk
>>26050388
Because anything that isn't a heterosexual male or female is a product of unholy evil and must be cleansed in the fires of righteousness.
>>26050388
Because SJWs are, n and of themselves, hellspawn.
>>26049980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL
>>26050388
>special snowflakes