>"Like in the ancient legends"
>"The prophecy will be fullfilled!"
Ponys have stories of beings, who rose their species up from beasts to feel the light of intelligence. Beings who protected them, raised them, and kept them safe. Beings, who went working with Ponies, would come together to create something greater than their two parts. They remember these beings as hunters, who rode horses and fought against predators to make the world safe for these beings and horses.
They've immortalized these beings in the stars, under the constellation Orion the Hunter.
- hu1: 38
- hu2: 51
- hu3: 11
- hu4: 50
total for "hu": 150
- man1: 2
- man2: 23
- man3: 8
- man4: 21
total for "man": 54
mathematically speaking, there are 8100 possible meanings for the phrase "hu man" in high chinese, most of which are probably nonsense
surpresses, "forbidden" and controversial knowledge about a magnificent species of upright striding creatures who built the ancient wonders, the pyramids and taught the fledgling races astrology, spirituality and more
Actually it's pronounced He-Man, my miniature unicorn friend.
>Day 1: I have taken the human into the castle, the moment we arrived he began complaining that it wasn't the tree house, how he knows of it is beyond me
>Day 2: The human seems to have difficulty pronouncing names, insisting on calling me "book horse" as well as other odd nicknames for my friends
>Day 3: Discovered the human masturbating in the bathroom, that was pretty gross
>Day 4: The human has attempted to "woo" approximately seventeen mares and Spike, after several rejections he went back to the castle and began crying
>Day 5: He's still crying
>Day 6: This is getting creepy
>Day 7: The human went to the schoolhouse today, I assumed it was to learn about more Equestrian history but all he did was grab one of the fillies and make a run for it. Thank Celestia I managed to stop him, who knows what he was planning on doing
Day 8: The human has proven he cannot be trusted after going to Sugarcube corner and screaming "right arrow rape!" while removing his pants, I have decided to keep him restrained for all future trips around ponyville
>Day 9: The human claims I am violating his rights and demanded he send a letter to Celestia, I allowed it assuming Celestia would ignore it, I was mortified when Celestia sent it back with another letter asking "what's a nigger?"
>Day 10: I tricked Fluttershy into taking the human for two bits, he's her problem now
>mfw I'd like to green about pruple smart writing a scientific journal about the annunaki human
>tfw I can't remain on the computer for extended period of times
>tfw I can't leave anything open while not on it
sharing puters feels bad, man
>TFW faggots in fights don't know how to kick properly
>Grab their legs and push them over when the kick
>"That wasn't on my books..."
"Yes, little pony. I am one of the Hue-men. They call me 'Green'"
>anon pretends to be a color coded super hero
>Anon decides to exploit humanity's legendary status for all it's worth
"I AM LORD BARGLEBROTH, COME FOR YOUR SOULS! ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE MY STYLE!"
Another fag continuing >>26040622
>Day 11: While the human may not be under my care, I feel it's still my duty to make sure he doesn't get into trouble. He stayed inside the cottage all day.
>Day 12: The human went out with Fluttershy into the Everfree. I followed them and found him speaking with Zecora before she handed him a book. He picked a bouquet of flowers for "Flutters" as they walked home. Something's not right.
>Day 13: I was right to be concerned. Those flowers were poison joke and now the human can't stop laughing at FlutterGuy and comparing her to "Mufassa" - whoever that is. He's been confined to the house.
>Day 14: Fluttershy spent the day at the spa while Zecora cured her voice. Meanwhile her house has been floating around outside Sugarcube corner before Pinkie hoofed over a paper bag. I've firmly grounded the house and taken the human back. He is just too dangerous to be left alone. I am sending a letter recommending he live with the princesses.
>Day 15: Celestia has accepted! Meanwhile I am keeping watch on the human. He has decided to refuse to use the toilet in protest to his "mistreatment". As I attempted to explain why, he flung his faeces at me, shouting "SCORE!"
>Day 16: Princess Celestia arrived in person to take charge of him. Upon her arrival, even the human bowed low before raising up and shouting "PRAISE THE SUN FAGGOTS!"
>Celestia was actually amused. I am now a lot more worried
That is a main hero from "The Spirit"(2008).
Check yourself, before wreck yourself.
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