>go to Equestria >end up in a cave with a Ursa Major and her cub

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>>26027596
How do you know the Ursa Major isn't my waifu

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>>26027596
>>26027650
>the cub is awake
>he's trying to make friends with you while you're trying to hook up with his mother

>>26027596

>not taking the opportunity in winter to snuggle up and nap with giant star-bear and cub
>not being adopted and raised by an Ursa Major
>not growing stronk and play-wrestling big brother cub to hone your powers
>not becoming Equestrian Zangief

Wasteful.

>have shotgun

>>26027596
>the cub is our cub
>my bear wife snuggles me closer as we sleep through hibernation
>we are so cozy

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>>26027596
>go to Equestria
>end up in Tartarus

>>26029079
>Equestria is literally paradise
>Tartarus is the equivalent of a bad hotel
>Instead of burning lava it's a slightly too warm Jacuzzi

>>26029174
That would be hilarious if Anon ended up in that Tartarus.
>writefags, green nao pls

>>26029079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4FG1UXH5w

"Bring me my shovel and teeth kicking boots"

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>>26027596
>go to equestria
>end up in a cave with a Ursa Major and her cub
>Hey, who turned out the lights?

>>26030211
Jeez that episode was creepy as fuck the first time I watched it.