Let's be serious for a moment.
SITUATION: Pone world becomes real, humans can travel to it.
How can any of us expect to actually meet, let alone get with ANY pone even REMOTELY related to The Mane 6?
We are talking about the HEROES of Equestria here, not just some random characters.
We talk about waifus and faggot shit like that, but would any of you mind if you just ended up with a normal, non-important pone as an SO?
Let's get real
If they were out-of-our-league heroes, they would be acknowledged by the common ponies as such
As it stand, not one pony seems to give a shit they have a fucking castle and a princess (25% of all alicorns in Equestria they know of) in their own village.
Friendly relationship yes I do. I'm sure if you went and started talking to them about shit they would listen and help you if you needed it. Romantic. I don't think so most of them don't seem interested in relationships in the show.except for rarity and the eqg movies for twilight
>would any of you mind if you just ended up with a normal, non-important pone as an SO?
I'd try my hardest to get with Twilight, but if I couldn't then I wouldn't be adverse to trying for other ponies.
What the vikings called Valhalla, we call Equestria.
All the vikings are there now. They had a bit of a shock at first when they discovered what their mythical paradise truly was like behind all the metaphors and euphemisms, but they soon learned to love the pone.
No, since we each get our very own Equestria.
The only potential snownigger in your own Equestria is you yourself, anon.
At your twilight you'll have to leave everything behind you, but you won't be sorry. It's easy to survive.
>implying pones don't love belly rubs & ear scratches
>comparing human bony meatclubs to agile ,soft tentacles
Realistically, if they actually are national-tier heroes, then I have no hope of ever meeting them.
But you know what? That's cool, because if we're taking a realistic look at this then there's an entire nation of fuzzy, adorable, equally interesting magical horses out there for me to talk to. By the definition of the show we see a very, very narrow perspective of Equestria; if we focused on more ponies, I'm sure there was plenty more we'd end up finding adorable as well.
...mind you, I'd still try and get a face-to-face meeting with Sunnybuns. Even if I couldn't waifu her, I'd still like to meet her.
I sincerely believe I could make Twiggy Piggy mine.
I am a silver-tongued devil and my greatest quality is serving as a catalyst for the growth and joy of other people. I am the best of friends and I make women purr just as easily as a cat.
I don't even have the slightest doubt I could make her mine. I can't even dwell on it too much and psych myself up to be anxious about the idea of failure.
God, I fucking love being me.
>Equestria becomes accessible to humans
>send any and all shitskins there
>whites and some asians remain on earth
>earth becomes a paradise
>equestria turns into africa 2.0
I don't hate spike, but you're comparison is absolutely retarded.
His claws would look somewhat like pic related
>"Oh spike, please rub my belly!"
>equestria turns into africa 2.0
>equestria is actually in Africa IRL
Literally just hang around ponyville enough and you will run into them since outside of being heroes, that's pretty much where you'd be able to catch them on any random day. Maybe take a trip to canterlot to find rarara or bookhorse. Don't be a massive toolbox and be relatively sociable and you've pretty much made friends with Pinks and AJ right there.
Personally, I'd go looking for Trixie, partially as an excuse to see equestria at large.
I suppose if they translated to reality fully and he actually had nails, sure.
But then I'd never have my soft, squishy hoofjobs and that would be just terrible.
>not wanting a hoofjob from a real horse
They might be heroes, but they are not treated like that. We can simply walk into ponyville and I'm certain they would come to you first.
I would not mind to be stuck with different pone as long as it doesn't resemble any OC and it's a mare.
Be honest /mlp/, what would you do if another human being was competing for your waifu?
>get to equestria
>"Finally, my cursed life is over, paradise is here"
>Chad is already here.
>Fluttershy just wants to be friends.
>Apples, Books, Dresses, Ponk, Autism, Sun and Moonbutt too. Even the cmc don't want anything to do with me.
>See Chad go in their houses before making each and everyone of them scream with pleasure through the windows.
Well, at least i'm a n-nice guy.
They'll come around eventually.
I'm impressed. But who is
>Twilight would want an attention whoring namefag on an anonymous imageboard
Please. She'd be disgusted by you. Why don't you go work a dead end job and waste away in front of your computer alone in a house somewhere?
Who gives a fuck about the mane 6 really?
We're here for the horse pussy OP.
We've seen hundreds of pone, and they were all cute. And 80% of them had pussies.
If we talk REAL here, in the event it would happen, and that I would REALLY end up close to any of them (and worse, assuming I COULD date them, eventually.) I'd go batshit insane every fuckin time a monster/whatever catastrophe happens. No way in fuckin hell my girl goes risking her life for whatever reasons. I'd leave her, whoever she is, the second time something happens.
TL:DR; get the pone pussy, not the fuckin mane 6.