You will give Trixie exactly what she wants or she will start

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>>26015388
If I must

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>>26015388
If you even fucking THINK about touching my Joe Montana & Steve Young NFL Legends figures, I'll fuck you up, Trevor.

>>26015388
I'll just knock you up.

>>26015388
"Jokes on you, everything is already knocked over."
>"Oh... You live in a dump, Anonymous."
"Yes, but it's my dump."
>"Trixie is hungry."
"You'll find last night's pizza on the floor over there."
>"Ugh, floor pizza."
"Yes, and now for my breakfast. Floor beer."
>You sip the warm contents into your mouth
>Followed by a massive spit as you spew out a roach that made its way into your bottle
>It lands in Trixie's mane and she screams
>Just another day in paradise

>>26015388
Trixie has to tell me what she wants, first.
Also, I'd like to see her try when I deploy the tactical cuddles.

>>26015456
I read bottle as butthole.

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>>26015388
Just take them you little slut

>>26015482
Well, sometimes they do that too.

And guess which lucky pony has the honor of digging them out?

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>>26015388
Well you can calm down there Trixie

1) You are in my house which I own and what I will be giving you is most likely going to be mine anyway so you can get it when you act on your best behavour

AND 2) You can have what 'you' want after you play nice with Twilight and stop breaking her stuff

>>26015456
Gross.

>>26016309
That roach thing actually happened to someone I know.

>>26015388
"Jokes on you, I don't have any stuff."
>"We're standing on your lawn."
"Oh, nah, this ain't my house."
>"But... you just walked out of that house."
"Yes."
>"And the bag of stuff?"
"That's my friend's stuff. I'm, uh, moving it for him."
>"... Trixie wants a 50% cut or she's telling the guard."
"Hmm, you drive a hard bargain small horse. Help me carry the tv out and you got a deal."
>"..."
>"Alright."

>>26015388

Trixie will stop throwing a tantrum or she's going to sleep in the shed again tonight.

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>>26015388
And what does the Great and Adorable Trixie want?

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>>26015388
it quits it's bitching or else it gets the hose again

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>>26015388
I want to give Trixie the wrong things on purpose so she'll get mad. she's cute when she's mad

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>>26015388
awwwhhh what's the mwatter, wittle Twixie gwonna bweak my stuff... i'm swooooo scarred pwease don't oh gweat and pwowerful Twixie

>>26015388
I love all these images of pone seen from below.

The tag seems insufficiently used on derpibooru; it doesn't have many of the ones I've seen posted here.

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>>26016622
>"Anon can you please hand Trixie her peanut butter crackers."
"Here you go Trixie."
>"Anon these are not Trixie's peanut butter crackers, this is a loaf of bread."
"Oh sorry about that must have not heard you correctly, here you go."
">Uh... Anon these aren't Trixie's peanut butter crackers either, this a bottle of milk."
"I could have swore you said bottle of milk instead, alright here you go."
>"I don't if you're pulling some kind of joke on me Anon, but these are still not peanut butter crackers this is a carton of eggs.
"Why would I be pulling a joke on you Trixie? I know you hate jokes and you get mad when someone pulls jokes on you. Here this is what you asked for, right?"
>"Anon! Trixie will not sit idly by while you her hand the wrong things on "accident". Now take this box of cereal back and hand me the peanut butter crackers!"
"Aww is somepony getting mad? You know you're cute when you get mad."
>"Yes, Trixie is mad and you know what happens when Trixie gets mad."
"Whoa hold on there Trixie I just finished replacing those plates you knocked over last week. I don't think I can afford to replacing them again."
>"You brought this on yourself Anon and now you will suffer the wrath of the Great and Powerful Trixie!"

>>26017433
"Then the Great and soon to be Homeless Trixie can eat off the floor like a dog because she broke all the goddamn plates."

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>>26015388
Will she knock this over?

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>>26017433
>that pic

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>>26017647
>The Great and Powerful Trixie shall now....

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>>26017433
>As Anon stands there watching Trixie knock over all his brand new plates, he says to himself.
"This was so worth it. It's cute to see her go on her little rampage. She thinks I can't afford to replace them, but I can."
>Anon pulls out a packet of peanut butter crackers and begins to chow down as he watches Trixie break all his plates.
>"Anon! Is that a packet of Trixie's peanut butter crackers?"
"Yup, it happens to be the last one as well. Shame I forgot to share with you."
>"This is an outrage Anon! First you hand Trixie the wrongs things and now you eat the last packet of peanut butter crackers? Now your cups will suffer the same fate as your plates!
>Again Anon stands there and watches as Trixie knocks over his cups and all Anon can think of is what is going to be the fastest way to clean up all this glass.

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>>26017773
We need MOAR even littler pony sized Trixie throwing a tantrum and smashing plates with her little hooves in protest throwing herself across the kitchen table in anger...

>>26015388
>The only things she wants are your complete attention and unmitigated adoration.
Done and done.

>>26015388
I'll punt her out the fokin dor before she knocks down mi stufs

>>26018100
I want to see her encounter a plastic cup and go absolutely berserk trying to shatter it, so much so she passes out

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>>26017741
...back the fuck off.

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>>26017741
BITCH, THAT'S MY JOB

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>>26018857

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>>26018857
>>26018868
Tsundere-Twilight killed my Pony-Kitty-sized-Trixie
>pic related

>>26015388
Ugh fine
>unzips dick

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>>26015388
Alright

>>26015388
>rape

>>26015417
Shut up, Eddie. Shut up and eat your soup.

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>>26019104

>>26016622
But she's always cute.

>>26016516
DEEZ NUTS!

>>26015388
trixie can have all of my shit
except for my dirtbike

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Dammit Trixie! Do you know how long it took me to get those two to stay in that action pose?! Fine, I'll get you those damn peanut butter crackers you love so much!

>>26015388
Worst pony

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>>26017433
>>26017773
top cute

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>>26021961
oligitory

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>>26017037
>"TRIXIE WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS DELIBERATE SPEECH TO MAKE HER LOOK SMALL AND WEAK, SHE IS THE GREATEST AND POWERFULLEST HOUSE CAT-PONY PET IN THE WORLD!!!"

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We need a Trixie version of this...

>>26025586
Ponies need to polish their hooves else they overgrow

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>>26025589
>You will never have a pony size cat
>You will never come home each day and see pic related
>You will never cuddle her in your arms as she purrs and rubs her head against you making your heart nearly HNNNNNNG

>>26025212
OOOOH I'M GONNA TICKLE THAT TUMMY

>>26026236
As a cat owner, that pose screams 'impending fur-covered cannonball attack'. Considering that horn, I'm outta here.

>>26015388
Please have mercy

>>26021961
stop posting

>>26026912
GOT EEM

>>26026236
Ponies are already big as big cats

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>>26027494
goodness Anon you're right...
We must make them SMALLER

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>>26015388
>ctrl-f seth
>no responses

>>26015388
But, Trixie, I LIKE it when you knock over my stuff.
I...I really like being pushed around by you, Trixie.

>>26015388
You drop my stuff and I'll drop you

>>26015388
My stuff is made of metal and plastic, good luck at attempting to make damage.

Well that determines grumpy pants what 'do' you want

>>26015388
>Anon arrives in Equestria
>domesticates Trixie
>she starts behaving lik a cat

>>26029086
Why do i want this?
>Ponies start looking at Trixie weirdly as everywhere Anon goes she follows 'purring' and begging to be pampered / loved

>>26026236
>You will never have a pony size cat
a cat the size of a pony is not something I want in my house

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>You will never have a pony size cat
Are you saying you want a lion, Anon?

A cat is fine too throu

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>>26015388
Jokes on you, all of my stuff is made out of rubber. So open up that sweet horse pussy of yours so I can fit some of my rubber things inside of you!