You will give Trixie exactly what she wants or she will start knocking over all your stuff.
If you even fucking THINK about touching my Joe Montana & Steve Young NFL Legends figures, I'll fuck you up, Trevor.
"Jokes on you, everything is already knocked over."
>"Oh... You live in a dump, Anonymous."
"Yes, but it's my dump."
>"Trixie is hungry."
"You'll find last night's pizza on the floor over there."
>"Ugh, floor pizza."
"Yes, and now for my breakfast. Floor beer."
>You sip the warm contents into your mouth
>Followed by a massive spit as you spew out a roach that made its way into your bottle
>It lands in Trixie's mane and she screams
>Just another day in paradise
Just take them you little slut
Well you can calm down there Trixie
1) You are in my house which I own and what I will be giving you is most likely going to be mine anyway so you can get it when you act on your best behavour
AND 2) You can have what 'you' want after you play nice with Twilight and stop breaking her stuff
"Jokes on you, I don't have any stuff."
>"We're standing on your lawn."
"Oh, nah, this ain't my house."
>"But... you just walked out of that house."
>"And the bag of stuff?"
"That's my friend's stuff. I'm, uh, moving it for him."
>"... Trixie wants a 50% cut or she's telling the guard."
"Hmm, you drive a hard bargain small horse. Help me carry the tv out and you got a deal."
And what does the Great and Adorable Trixie want?
it quits it's bitching or else it gets the hose again
I want to give Trixie the wrong things on purpose so she'll get mad.
she's cute when she's mad
awwwhhh what's the mwatter, wittle Twixie gwonna bweak my stuff... i'm swooooo scarred pwease don't oh gweat and pwowerful Twixie
>"Anon can you please hand Trixie her peanut butter crackers."
"Here you go Trixie."
>"Anon these are not Trixie's peanut butter crackers, this is a loaf of bread."
"Oh sorry about that must have not heard you correctly, here you go."
">Uh... Anon these aren't Trixie's peanut butter crackers either, this a bottle of milk."
"I could have swore you said bottle of milk instead, alright here you go."
>"I don't if you're pulling some kind of joke on me Anon, but these are still not peanut butter crackers this is a carton of eggs.
"Why would I be pulling a joke on you Trixie? I know you hate jokes and you get mad when someone pulls jokes on you. Here this is what you asked for, right?"
>"Anon! Trixie will not sit idly by while you her hand the wrong things on "accident". Now take this box of cereal back and hand me the peanut butter crackers!"
"Aww is somepony getting mad? You know you're cute when you get mad."
>"Yes, Trixie is mad and you know what happens when Trixie gets mad."
"Whoa hold on there Trixie I just finished replacing those plates you knocked over last week. I don't think I can afford to replacing them again."
>"You brought this on yourself Anon and now you will suffer the wrath of the Great and Powerful Trixie!"
>The Great and Powerful Trixie shall now....
>As Anon stands there watching Trixie knock over all his brand new plates, he says to himself.
"This was so worth it. It's cute to see her go on her little rampage. She thinks I can't afford to replace them, but I can."
>Anon pulls out a packet of peanut butter crackers and begins to chow down as he watches Trixie break all his plates.
>"Anon! Is that a packet of Trixie's peanut butter crackers?"
"Yup, it happens to be the last one as well. Shame I forgot to share with you."
>"This is an outrage Anon! First you hand Trixie the wrongs things and now you eat the last packet of peanut butter crackers? Now your cups will suffer the same fate as your plates!
>Again Anon stands there and watches as Trixie knocks over his cups and all Anon can think of is what is going to be the fastest way to clean up all this glass.
We need MOAR even littler pony sized Trixie throwing a tantrum and smashing plates with her little hooves in protest throwing herself across the kitchen table in anger...
Tsundere-Twilight killed my Pony-Kitty-sized-Trixie
Dammit Trixie! Do you know how long it took me to get those two to stay in that action pose?! Fine, I'll get you those damn peanut butter crackers you love so much!
>"TRIXIE WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS DELIBERATE SPEECH TO MAKE HER LOOK SMALL AND WEAK, SHE IS THE GREATEST AND POWERFULLEST HOUSE CAT-PONY PET IN THE WORLD!!!"
>You will never have a pony size cat
>You will never come home each day and see pic related
>You will never cuddle her in your arms as she purrs and rubs her head against you making your heart nearly HNNNNNNG
goodness Anon you're right...
We must make them SMALLER
>You will never have a pony size cat
Are you saying you want a lion, Anon?
Jokes on you, all of my stuff is made out of rubber. So open up that sweet horse pussy of yours so I can fit some of my rubber things inside of you!