>*NEIGH* >*WHINNY*

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>>26014850
you okay? you sound a little horse

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>>26014850
You don't understand!

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>>26014862

>*SNORT*

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>>26014873
I angerd Appul Joe just as Planned

>>26014873
May I interest you in a sugar cube?

>>26014850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2f7Oy2HE_8

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Nothing more bonerific than horse noises.

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>>26014850
W-why would you say that?

>>26014862
God dammit Carlos!

>>26014850
Coincidentally, I'm learning some of how to direct horses without a rope line or halter today, OP.

>>26014850
>Anon finally arrives in Equestria
>try to talk to a pony
>it neighs
>and whinies
>and brrrs
>not matter how long you just can't seem to learn their speak
>one time you tried to emulate it you got slapped

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>>26014850
>*OOGA*
>*BOOGA*

>>26014850
Ranch hand anon in horse equestria.

>>26015863
Establish comprehensive superstar?

>>26014850

https://youtu.be/B2f7Oy2HE_8

>>26016578
>>26014945

Ah fuck. Didn't scroll down enough.

>>26014850
entering equestria, then finding that the ponies are sentient but dont speak my language, hilarity ensues and we must communicate with makeshift actions, and eventually learn how to speak hoers.

>>26016797
>forgetting to say this is my fetish

i have faild

>>26015792
Feels and Kek, always a good combo

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>>26016886
Every. Time. Muh sides.

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>>26016886

>>26016797
Helianon made something like that once
Nice read

>>26015839
underrated post

>>26019044
i remember helianon, was that ever finished?, i think i missed it

>>26014850
>ponies can't understand Anon
>they treat him like some circus animal
>Twilight experiments on him
>this means make him solve simple tasks
>Anon still can't understand the neighs, whinies and snorts

>>26019965
>"Get your stinking hooves off me, you damn dirty horse!"
>later it turns out Equestria is just Earth millions of years in the future

>>26020110
>magic is sufficiently advanced technology

>>26019965

>After putting together his 10th jigsaw puzzle, he tries an "experiment" of his own.
>He draws a picture of an apple on a piece of paper.
>After Twilight walks in and neighs in approval, Anon holds up the paper.
"Apple."
>"..."
"APPLE."
>*CONFUSED HORSE NOISES*
>Anon then draws an orange on the other side of the paper.
"Orange."
>Twilight just gives a confused look.
"ORANGE."
>Eventually, she starts to catch on to what Anon is trying to do.
>Twilight raises her hoof up to the paper and lets out a short whinny.
>Anon then points up to the paper himself and attempts to mimic the noise Twilight made.
>She noticeably cringes at this, leaving Anon to hang his head in shame at his inability to make horse noises.
>Twilight then points up her hoof at the picture again.
>"Whore rage?"
>What the fuck?
>Anon shakes his head at Twilight's bizarre speech, and they move into the next room, where there's more workspace.

>>26020393
ALT VER.

>Twilight had gone into the room to check on the ape creature.
>He seemed rather docile, and had some form of higher intelligence, but all that came out of his mouth where ape noises.
>He didn't seem to understand you, either, but, regardless, he passed all your experiments.
>She had just come in to see him finish another jigsaw puzzle.
"Oh, good job, Mr. Ape. You're better at this than I first thought you'd be."
>To Twilight's surprise, the creature held up a piece of paper with a surprisingly well-drawn apple on it.
>He pointed toward the paper
>"Eek ook."
>Huh?
>"EEK OOK."
"What are you doing?"
>The creature seemed to grimace, as he flipped the paper over and drew on the other side.
>He pointed to the orange he just drew.
"Ook eek."
>Is he trying to communicate?
"OOK EEK."
>On a hunch, Twilight pointed to the picture.
"O- Orange."
>"Horn edge."
>Ugh, that accent is atrocious.
>He must have seen her recoil, because he seemed to hang his head in shame.
>Twilight then pointed again to the drawn fruit, and tried to imitate his ape sounds.
>The creature then cocked an eyebrow and shook his head in disapproval.
>It was clear at this point that he may have an intelligent language just like ponies, it was just difficult to speak.
>Twilight then led him into the adjacent room to try and learn further.

>>26020409
there was a green where Anon learned the pony dialect, I think it was called lost in translation he fucked the princesses

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>>26020393
>>26020409
so they gonna fuck or what?

>>26020393
we need a green where anon and the ponies try to communicate without realizing ponies talk another dialect of English

>>26020393
Please continue

>>26020558
Already been done, though its been so long another anon would have to link you

>>26020462
Yeah, it was pretty interesting until it devolved into petplay
http://pastebin.com/EyzVnEUX

>>26016165
I get that reference.

>>26014945
>>26016578
>that ending
Hello, McAnon's? I'm here to file a complaint. Uh, when I ordered and sat down to eat my sides vanished in an instant.

>>26020698
Dude, petplay is where it started. The real decline is when the writefag never finished it.

>>26020698
Wait, who becomes the pet? I don't want to read all the way through if it's not what I think it is.

>>26014850
Yo mama

Oops had my name on from the draw thread.

>>26020698

I'm okay with petplay but so many writefags don't understand the dynamics of a trusting relationship that encompasses petplay so they end up fucking it up in some way.