>I KNOW YOUR SECRET, ANON~
I don't really have any secrets.
Already tell people about being a horsefucker, having killed someone, being mostely incompetent, being a raging sperg and a masochist.
Nothing really left.
Get the fuck out of here before i break your neck
>telling people about your horsefuckery
>tfw Diamond Tiara will never blackmail you into giving her sexual favors
>Yes, and i know what would happen if someone were to find out
>So...what are you going to do about that?
> admitting horsefuckery
> openly talking about having killed someone
I don't think so. I do not, in fact, have six fingers on my right hand.
"Neat-O. Which one?"
>"You know which one, Anon!"
>You scratch your chin, looking up to the sky.
"Not ringing a bell. Sounds more like you're trying to guilt me into doing something by lying about knowing a secret."
>"THE ONE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"
"It's common knowledge that we enjoy giving each other sexual favors, even if she claims it's for 'Research'. Is that all?"
>Diamond Tiara stamps her hooves on the ground, and groans loudly. She's about to yell something again, but you cut her off.
"But I know one of YOUR secrets..."
>She turns pale, and tries to lift a hoof to object.
>You smack it back down, grinning.
"I know about your little 'Sleepovers' with Silver Spoon. Y'know where you two like to... 'Cut a rug'. 'Chop the forest'. 'Shear the hedges'..."
>She looks confused.
"You two fuck instead of sleeping."
>Diamond Tiara leaps up, and covers your mouth with her hooves.
Well? What do you do?
I can one up that I haven't killed anyone but I did tell everybody I knew in highschool I was attracted to 12yo girls
Yeah, I know I spelled mostly wrong...
I knew you faggots would rip on me about it.
I only said it to a few people back when I was a stupid kid.
>Implying I'm not still a stupid kid
I'm self aware enough that I know not to do it now though.
Some guy I had just met in school, acted all nice and then started saying stupid shit, one of the things he said really pissed me off, so I grabbed him by the throat, push up against a wall and managed to crush his trachea.
Sounds like bullshit. Even if you were in middle school you would've been sent to juvie or a psych ward. You don't just commit non-defensive manslaughter and get off scot-free.
What country do you live in?
No one must know about my argyle socks!