>"Oh yeah Anon. That's right. You bake that apple

>>26008924
Dick status:
>intrigued

>>26008924
>Suddenly, out of nowhere, Apple Jack engages her munchers, devouring the pie from your hands as your take it out of the oven.
>Her Apple Devourment during periods must've been hard.
>"You filthy Colt whore!" She yelled as you closed the door to the oven
"At least I don't hold parties every day expecting bukake."
>"Oh you little..." Her teeth gritted at your remark as you leaned against the warm oven, letting your back ease off as you sighed.
"I'm hungry after all that..."
>Laugh_Track.wav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07GTOMMdRsc

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>"Keep reading it Anon. Just like that. Yeah... just... like...that..."

>"You dirty little bookworm."

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>>26008924

>>26008924
Whatever, slut. You're the one that asked me to bake with you. Considering you get off on just sitting around while the oven takes care of the work, guessing you're the easiest lay around here.

>"Oh yes Darling. That's the stuff. Keep sewing that dress. Oh yeah."

>You filthy whore"

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>>26009164

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>>26009164
Forgot pic

>>26009005
why am i so erect?

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>>26009005

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Um... oh, nothing... um... if you could keep brushing Angel's fur, that would be nice. Um, Anon? Would it be OK if I, um, called you a.... a... slut? If that's alright with you, that is."

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Lemme just leave this thing here for green to spawn.

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>>26009221

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>"Geez, Anon, I would have thought you would put some more effort into it!"

>Sweet Celestia, you're such a horndog~.

>>26009164
You're one to talk.

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>>26008924
>"That's right, sugarcube. Buck those apples...."
>"You dirtly little whore"

>>26009220
I'd see Flutters playing you and Mac to make out in front of her.

>>26008924
>Anon brings dirty talk to Equestria
>Problem is ponies have NO sense of sexy timing

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>"Anon, why don't you lay with us for a moment?"
>"Darling, if you do you'll get have fun in the "bed parade".
>"Yeah Nonny, I planned it all out for you~"
>"Sugarcube, you'll be in fer the night of yer life."
>"What are you waiting for dummy? Just hop right in."
>"A-as long as you're okay with this."

>All six say in unison.
>"Anon you're such a cuddle slut~"

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>>26010339
>had a fujoshit friend that drew gay art of me and another mutual friend in HS

I'm guessing this sorta inspired OP?
https://derpiboo.ru/769695?scope=scpebf9c0799d35fc8ad8ed2abbcb0d3062f9dab9fb7

>>26010529
The Delightful Ponies from Down the Lane.

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>>26010615
This ought to be delightful

>>26010570
Jesus, that's actually pretty freaky. Moreso if she had real artistic talent.

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>>26010680
Bottom right looks like rule 63 Ronnie

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>>26008924
Oh yeah Pinkie. That's right. You eat that hay. Show it who's boss.

You dirty horse

>>26010529
>>26010332
>>26010276
>>26009220
>>26009164
>>26009005
>>26008924
More!

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>Walk past Twilight, carrying a stack of books
>Squat down to set them on a low shelf
>SLAP!
>"Unf. I bet that ass does more than show off."