"Damn, Pinkie Pie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you''
>"I am so like, totally going to cut off your dick and keep it inside my womb for like, ever. Like, totally."
>"Okay, cool! So let's have sexxx."
Just when you think you've hit bottom, you keep going until you reach bone.
I don't know anon, meybe it eases my own pain?
Criticism is welcome and appreciated.
Give minutes in and I'm already fucking up my proportions
>more pleasing to the eye
I think the original version pretty much has you covered.
You sound like you have low self-esteem. Think more highly of yourself. Your anatomy looks good enough to my eye, which is more than what I can say about 70% of the furfag artists who've flocked over to make a quick buck.
But yes... I would happily request something from you. If you're fine with drawing NSFW art, of course.
The truth hath been spoken
You probably can, let's see what you got, son.
This is fucking cyoot
>implying I know what that is
Let's just go for dubs.
Also, what color will bow be?
Looks like I picked a bad day to stop clopping
Look! It's under saturated Starfire!
No scanner, just a phone and an image editor
One more thing before I go.
have a wonderful night. I'm gonna go fuck around in another thread
The sad story of how pinkie payed for college and the loneliest anon.
>one person is enough, even if you payed them to be here and sing to you. Also fuck you, but mostly just birthday things.
I don't want to let this thread die without some kind of green.
>last birthday party before your 'death'
>death in a sense of you won't be yourself in about a week, hopefully.
>anyway this is it, the halmark of self indulge and deep loneliness. You payed for sex, and a birthday guest, but mostly sex. Not like anyone else way going to show up.
>you've alienated family and friends.
>hell, this is a real catcher in the rye situation, you feel kinda cliche.
>hopefully no pimp shows up.
>probably won't be because you didn't get any hooker. You got the college slut to fuck you. For a fee of course, but mostly out of pity, you shared a smoke and a life story with her inbetween class one time and she has been trying to be your friend ever since. Guess in some twisted way she is your only real friend.
>you wish you could be deeper and more dramatic about it, but no. You’re the guy washing down pills with everclear then standing on the bridge, just waiting to lose balance.
>metaphoricaly of course, you're too pussy to really do it. This is just your last bit of earthly pleasure until you accomplish something real with your life.
>wonder if everyone does this.
>you hope you're being deep and philosophical, but more than likely everyone does this. In different ways, with different compromises. Bachelor parties, senior parties, mid life crisis. You're following the dangerous line of the last fuck up that everyone jams in.
>by eris, how could you be so pedestrian.
>you cry into pinkie's shoulder as she finishes the happy birthday song.
>she hugs you and cries too.
>you hold her tight, feeling her warm body, caring touch, and how she accepts you.
>she offers you your money back.
>you decline you're still going to fuck her.
>you're enough of an asshole to cry onto a whore, get her to cry, then fuck right after.
>enough of an asshole to do something that barely shadows the guilt on some people's shoulders.
>How can what you feel be so common, yet you feel so alone.
>You actually got the campus slut to consider offering her services to you.
must be nice.
I'm always lurking turboslut threads, faggot
Is it okay that I'm drawing a digital version? Your pic is just so cute.
The sick magic powers will be worth it, man. Don't risk losing those badass fireballs and lightning bolts for the sake of some sweaty meat flaps.
>another bimbo thread
>still working on the next part
A story's never really done; I make time to edit and occasionally flesh out the stuff I've got now, with intentions of putting it all out at once sometime after the narrative itself finishes.
But at the end of the day, it's pure fetish fuel, so I'm not taking it too seriously.
Most of my editing is done during the process of writing, so there's only ever a few mistakes to correct. A lot of that comes from experience and prewriting though; I usually know more or less what I want to do by the time I sit down to write, so touch ups are more cosmetic than anything.
oh gosh pinkers really knows how to make a birthday happy.
I want to come inside Pinkie Poon.
Since we are still on the subject of birthdays, happy birthday!
>he will never see this post
No problem, though I had to change the background color so her skin wouldn't blend in with it.
No problem. Maybe I should be one of those people who edit EQG screenshots, stuff like this certainly isn't hard.
Thread derailment imminent.
Different people want different things from it. Some people want a cum bucket, and others want a barely sexually-restrained 50's housewaifu. It's a fetish of mild extremes; pushing the envelope just outside the realm of the possible. But it can also go completely off the deep end and result in completely implausible bodytypes. It's all preference; there is no set reasoning behind it aside from a sense of the girls being excessively open and malleable.
Of course that has absolutely nothing with the subset of making bimbos, which can be a radically different dynamic.
I came in to see what the fuss was about and found this instead
See it this way: internet work for extremes. A moderate concept has a weaker grasp, compared to an extremistic one. Mostly due to the fact that, by going on an extreme it bypasses the need for discussion: it's either white or black, there's no ambiguity. You like it or not, no grey zone
Honestly, that's kind of what it is. At least in the bimbo threads here on /mlp/. Some might prefer to go very extreme, (Like them becoming total airheads) but others prefer them ''just'' to have their libido hit overload.
It's pretty much up to the individual what they want out of this fetish here on /mlp/.
Being late is better than not coming at all
>Pinkie Pie will never comfort you after Rainbow Dash was being a "meanie pants" to you.
>You two will never begin to know each other and start hanging out.
>You two will never develop feelings for each other and she will never surprise you by inviting you to her house only wearing this.
thanks for reminding me that I don't have any friends
now I have goosebumps all over my arms
Thanks for letting me know. I don't really feel like doing more adjustments, especially since it's evening now and all my roommates are home. But I have been thinking about drawing NSFW lately and this was a fun start.
1. Oh shit the thread is BACK!
I love you, I will always love you
You're way better at coloring than I am
if I do another thing for the thread?
I can't decide between a summer dress or overalls
Depends on your theme. Overalls are fine for just a casual encounter, but if seduction's involved, gotta go with the sundress. Judging from that face, she's got something lewd on her mind, so I'd go with the sundress.
>there are people that still unironically like Sundown
The dude fucked up big time once he started drawing tumorous Applejack and interracial cuckold porn. You faggots should be ashamed of yourselves.
Here ya go friend, have something more your speed.
Instead of coloring with pencils, I got my tablet to work, so I'm coloring with that.
Did someone say "Bimbo Thread?"
>not creator of related pic
>still at work
I was planning on working on a new human art style, but I don't think it looks right. What do you think?
Just a hunch but I think her torso is a little short. Like if her legs we're as long she'd be in shortstack territory. Or it could be possible her gazongas are covering up most of her midsection.
reminds me of EqG
I'd give her a slightly longer neck, stretch her torso a little bit and give her a tiny bit more booty
her left leg (sideways one) is turned too far inwards
her left armpit area is too "thick"?
round out her right finger tips like the left
if those are calf high boots, they should be defined a little better (thicken them a bit so they don't fall with line of her legs)
requesting Anon (in a tux) carrying BB over the threshold with her wearing a bimbo style wedding dress and veil
be super awesome if you did it for both pone and humanized
N-not that BB isn't my waifu or anything!
I'm home now! Eating dinner and socializing(skype) while drawing!
She's looking good, but I need to get to bed soon; i have a job to go to.
Don't worry, though. Once this is done, I'll do a pantsless edit just for you guys.
This is the most complicated one I've done in a while...
Enjoy your wedding night, Anon!
Holy shit, someone was butthurt enough to delete my post about how big of a shitlord cuckold Sundown is under the guise of it not being show related when artists are discussed all the time.
Stay mad, Schlomo
>You sigh and take another bite of your sandwich
>Today had been pretty uneventful
>I mean you lost your virginity last night
>And nothing really compares to that
>This sandwich was pretty good through
>You take another bite and hum in delight
>[Insert your favorite sandwich topping here]
>Spike made it for you
>You didn't even ask for one but he did it
>He's your best friend now
>But other than that it was just watching talk shows and talent competitions filled with bland celebrities and talent-less hacks
>And they all looked ugly as shit
>Normally you would have killed for a night with any woman
>But after last night, no-one compared to Twilight
>You lean your head back onto the couch cushion to reminisce about last night
>She was just so goddamned perfect
>That silk-soft and creamy skin
>Those wide, purple eyes that looked like a nebula was hidden in them
>Those cute, rosy cheeks
>That pert, button nose
>Those perky but hefty breasts
>Those fluffy, lavish lips wrapped around your-
>You were gonna leave that there before you pop a boner on the couch
>But damn were you grateful for what she did
>Cus it was goddamn amazing
>And you were thinking of returning the favor with a little surprise
>But for now it was time to relax
>"Hiiiiiii! I'm baaaack!" You hear a loud call echo it's way through large halls
>Oh fuck she's here
>You look up at the clock on the wall to see it is in fact three o' clock
>Alright Anon, it's fine
>This girl was giving you a blowjob yesterday, there's no need to act all cool
>Better act cool though just to make sure
>You hitch one leg up on the couch and let the other dangle
>The same with your arms
>After a while she entered the room to see you casually draped over the couch
>"Hey, you!" She says in a rather cheery tone as she walked over to you
"H-hey. What's up."
>Alright, time to give up the cool stuff
>You slump into a more normal position as she walks over and hugs you
>Man that was nice
>She wrapped her slender arms around your back and pulled you into a intimate embrace
>Her boobs were pushing against your chest
>You slide your arms around her back and hold them there
>Your head ducks into her shoulder and you steal a small whiff of her hair
>The smell was indescribable
>Just the scent of her was enough to send you wild
>But you could save your desires for later
"Hey, how was the mall?" You ask
>You didn't expect any huge levels of mind-blowing knowledge from her but you just wanted to here that chirpy voice
>She takes a few seconds to comprehend the question before answering
>"It was great. There was a huuuuge sale on at the Toity Boutique. I got some great high heel boots, and Oogs, and some Riod sandals for the summer, and some totally adorable heels with a little bow on top... Sorry, I'm talking to much aren't I?" She asked with a sheepish grin
"No, no. That's fine." You say, smiling as she pulled away and looked at you sitting on the couch
>"What did you do today?" She asks you
>That was nice
"U-umm... Nothing much really. I met your assistant." You comment, attempting to strike up a conversation
>"He didn't give you any trouble did he?" Twilight asks with a soft scowl
>You shake your head
>"Good. Soooooo. You want me to, like, take you back to your place?" Twilight asked, pointing a thumb over her back and pointing to the door
>Just as the words leave her mouth you feel the familiar freezing wash of anxiety rush over you
>Oh God why
>You really were just a one night stand
>She was just using you for your body
>You slump slightly as you get ready to leave
>"Or you can stay again?" She added on
>Fucking hell Anon
>Your emotions were really easy to confuse
>You needed to work on that
>As the color returns to your face, you look up and answer
See ya'll tomorrow
>tfw no cute and "dumb" bimbo waifu that loves being your cum dump getting pregnant without knowing that and gives you the most happy and legit smile ever knowing that she is going to have a daughter
Shit is being updated
Time for another round of bimbos request bimbos to write bimbos
One day I´m gonna print out that pic much larger and make it a painting on my wall.
I was supposed to finish last night but some shit went down. I'll have to finish tonight after my shift.
Gimp. It's free, I'm poor, it all works out. Pretty easy to use, too.
>not posting content with your bumps
Dummies, the lot of you.
this is how we do it in official bimbo threads
I'm finally back
So sorry for keeping you waiting
I've had a shit day, which includes me hoofing it home in 20-30 degree weather.
But I'm home now, I am warm, and as soon as my pressure sensitivity stops acting up, I'll resume.
Oh, I completely gave up on it.
I either get pressure sensitivity with insane lag or none at all.
Mine was trying to force me to deal with it, but fuck that
On a side note, AJ IS wearing a sports bra. How big would her breasts be out of it?
big enough for pillows
I remember when I made this my background about 4 years ago, damn time flies
Welp, my night has just gotten that much more worse.
Got up to use the bathroom, pen fell down and got rekt.
is this why /b/likes piss bottles so much?
Hopefully this pic can keep it alive, even if it is derpy looking
post more sluts.
>You sit down
"Sure, what is it babe?"
>She's in tears.
>You think you have an idea of what this might be...
>Twilight sits down across from you at the kitchen table.
>"I-I think I'm might be pregnant, Anon! I thought I was just getting fat but I started throwing up so I looked online and-"
>She breaks down into crying, her makeup starting to run.
"Twilight, I already know you're pregnant."
>She looks surprised at that.
"We've had this conversation like three times before. You just keep forgetting."
Decided to create another pic for you guys
I'll try and do one daily