She isn't Trixie
She's friends with Flash Sentry.
It's like you didn't look at the pic at all.
Zoom gif version when
No hooves. No delicious plot. Two less legs. DISGUSTING legs. Stupid haircut.
0/10, would not obsess over.
>"That's not a human, Anon."
"Yes it is."
>"No, humans don't have eyes that big. They don't have green skin, either."
"What are you, some kind of cis-gendered ableist trash who can't see real beauty?"
>"What's wrong with you, Anon? You should know what a real human looks like. You ARE one!"
>"I don't think I feel comfortable around you anymore."
"FUCK YOU, YOU RACIST SHITLORD, YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE SHE HAS HANDS AND YOU DON'T."
>"But they're so tiny. You call those hands? And those legs are way too long-"
"SHE'S A FUCKING HUMAN YOU FILTHY HORSE GOD I HATE YOU STUPID PONIES ARGISHDISKDJHDFARGBLE"
>"Now you're not even forming actual words. Are you having a stroke?"
>"Anon, did you just shit yourself?"
>"BON BON, CALL AN AMBULANCE!"
Look at that adorable little pastel horse. Dont you want to give her belly rubs and boop her nose? To mess up her mane and tail and call her your pretty little pone?
also magic, which >no hooves will never (naturally) have
We don't know. The are magical objects like the crown, the sirens' amulets and the powder box that potentially enables humans without any magic disposition to wield arcane powers. What if it takes time around an occult site like the portal for a human with the necessary mutation born?
oh my goodness i just want to cuddle that little pone
not as fluffy
bleeds from her vagooner
can't pet as well
not as snugglable
isn't naked as often
isn't as qt pie
no sexy tail dock
can't boop as easily
no soft horsey flanks to use as pillow
can't be as little spoon
can't have adorable halfbreed children
is less minty
likely too heavy to easily carry around
>is less minty
Anyone remember that story where Anon is a dungeons and dragons nerd who sunset suddenly makes a move on, but one of his d and d friends is lyra and it turns out she wanted him the whole time?
That was a good fucking story. I wish it was finished.