>"Anon I'm like 3/8ths your size" >"In

>>26003599
You're a horse, you obviously have a large vagina

>>26003599
Im sure that with some stretching, overtime, you will be able to accommodate someone my size.
We will start easy and work up until I fit.
It might take a while, but just think how satisfying the end result will be.

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Where there's a will there's a way not to mention the anus is nightmarishly elastic. So basically what I'm saying is. PREPARE YOUR ANUS

These threads are all so fucking terrible.

>>26003599
Shouldn't it be 8/3rds tighter? 3/8ths sounds like you're looser instead.

>>26003599
Pencil dick to the rescue.

>you will never tear apart Rainbow Dash

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>>26003647
I'm big on planet earth (my peen is 7.7 inches) and huge in Equestria... Feels good mane

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>>26004015
>7.7 inches

>>26004076
I'm bigger than you m8

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>>26004105
oh please, dont patronise yourself friendo. you have no way of knowing

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>>26003599
Twilight, maybe you just need a little... practice.

>>26003599
I'll thumb it inside at quarter chub and we can just wiggle around until it's stretches you out.

Joke's on you, bitch. They call me the needler.

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>>26004147
Statistically speaking, he has about a 75% chance of being right, so unless you care to prove him wrong...

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>>26003599
Bite the pillow, Twi. I'm going in dry.

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>>26004400

>>26003599

you dont know until you try

>>26004444
The quads have spoken.

>>26003647
This isn't your average, every autism...
This is advanced autism.

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>>26004444
>>26004450

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>>26004444

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>>26005024
Resized the pony dick outline to match up with eight inches.

Humans got dat girth.

>>26003647


Sauce that the candy cane is 8 ft? This seems bullshit tbqh

>>26005091
DYEWTS m80?
Season 2 during the origins of Equestria play episode, Twiggles says, "I spy an 8 foot candy cane."

>>26003676
I agree. No one ever writes any stories, it's always just "LOL, u hav a small peen," or "In actuality, pony dicks are blah blah blah blah."

I don't know how a board so full of smut (and comedy) could possibly pass up on a concept as simple as "dick too big." And yet, here we are.

>>26005114

shiet ty alzheimer was an asshole

>>26003647
>5'10'' height
>20 minutes of sex
>average

>>26003599
holy shit a talking horse

>>26005120
Sad thing is that this anon is right

>>26003599

>Ponys would totally have sex with Anon
>If Anon's Dick wouldn't completely ruin them

>>26003599

You're also a different species, produce copious amounts of lubrication, and your vagina is capable of passing a foal far larger than my dick is.

And in any case, that face you're making is because I just put two fingers in there, not my dick. Glad to see ponies have a G-spot too."

Sadly, you will never discuss comparative anatomy while plowing Twilight Sparkle with your engorged pecker.

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>Anon, I'm at least thrice your size
>By my guess, my cock's a good deal bigger than your leg
>just my luck, you can't even fit the tip in your mouth

>>26003599
you'd be surprised at how much the ass can flex and bend

>>26005376
>>26005055

>>26003599
>>26003707
It should be 5/8ths tighter, since the size has been reduced *by* 5/8ths. Using this proportion method that I'm pretty sure is bullshit, of course.

This is horrible critical reasoning. Where is the really Twilight you changeling bastard?

>>26005302
>you will never shishkebab a filly

>>26004015
Little manlet.

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>>26005872

Not too mention they forgot her wings.

>>26003647
>20 minutes average make stamina
Uhhhhhhh, I'm not sure about that, maybe I just don't last long or maybe my gf is just too tight.
>implying a nor/mlp/erson can have a gf

>>26003599
That's the experiment though. Can I fill you up, while fucking you stupid?

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>>26005846
Dude

>>26003599
I say we give it a go.

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>>26005846
>Doing math for stupid purple.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

>>26003599
watch me, nigga.

>>26003647
Upper half lacks metrics...
CAN NOT READ

Should make one in civilized

>>26003599

Can any of you bestiality fags tell me the smallest animal you can actually have sex with?

>>26005846
>average human female is 5 feet 10

I feel bad now being a guy that's only 5 foot 9.

>>26007437

Medium size dogs if they're in heat

>>26007390
>civilized
No, freedom unit is best unit.
Cause freedom

>>26005846
size=/=hight

>>26003599
There is only one way we can know for sure...
Now hold still and let my dick slide into you!

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>>26005891
Do better then.

>>26003599
You underestimate how small my penis is ^:)

>>26003647
>average human dick is 6 inches
>8 is considered large

HAHA no, don't kid yourselves

>>26005024
>>26005055

This just confirms that Trouble Hooves the nigger of the Equestrian world

>>26007752
You're right. The size of the average human penis is 5.5 inches, making 8 even larger.

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>>26003647
>>26005024
>>26005055
What if I told you that 8 feet is an approximation?

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>>26005376
>implying

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>>26003599
>>"You couldn't even penetrate me let alone hilt yourself inside me"

>>26008255
Headcanon accepted

>>26008235
>Not watching the show
Hey, we got a phony here! A great big phony!

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>implying the average human penis isn't a perfect fit for pony pussy
>implying men weren't destined to fuck small cartoon horses

>>26003599
In my headcannon the sizes are double of that 3/4 for normal ponies 11/8 celly she s a big mare , therefore its completely fine ^:)

Always hated cat/dog sized ponies desu, they may be cute but then they re literally just for that and cant do nothing else but be dependant on the human

>>26004400
Seven penetrations and then you explode?

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>>26004015

>>26013415
>>>26004400
>Seven penetrations and then you explode?

7 penetrations and 3 seconds of fury.

>>26013415
M I the only one checking triple dubs

>>26014058
I'm sorry, I was too busy making Halo-themed premature ejaculation jokes.
>>26004400
Checked

>>26004425
[citation needed]

statistics based on what country?

>>26015645
Worldwide demographics. The universally average dick size is 5.5 inches.
Citation: Medical News Today
Actually, anywhere you look.

>>26015689
ho damn? 5.5? shit, you just made me feel pretty good about myself,

and to be honest that other guy should feel good too.

although i feel "world wide" average size is being destroyed by asians

>>26015689
>I'm above average
Feels good.

>>26015689
I use http://howlongismyschlong.com/

It's based on multiple cited studies with relatively large sample sizes (and the statistical data is available for viewing too).

>>26007437
>>26007495
A fish is definitely smaller than a dog if you consider oral. How big of a fish exactly I don't know.

>>26003599
And then Twilight was raped

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>>26016455
>a fish
>oral
>mfw