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"Midnight Madness" Edition

Last thread: >>25919396

Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/6DRjCgDQ

Wiki:
http://nst.wikia.com

Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.

The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"

Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times.

Weekly suggested prompt:
>It's late at night. You wake up to make yourself a sandwich. All of a sudden, Midnight Sparkle is peeking at you outside your window. She has a mischievous, cunning look on her face. Wat do?
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>>25968146
first for twitwi
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>there will never be a villan as cool as midnight sparkle
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>>25968267
nice meme!
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>>25968558
Discomagnet, is that you?
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Jeez. Traplight has an unusually clear view of what life is like as a transwoman -- AOD use, rape, and suicide included. I dunno who your source is, Jeff, but you'd better thank her.
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>>25968299
The rarely exposed forehead and evil expressions. It's all wildly new on her and it's hot yogurt fuel. Hot, hot yogurt fuel.
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And now for the continuation of "Drawing Cocks on the Blank Pages in your Notebook"

Part 1: http://pastebin.com/qU90T9fG
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/U41EtFwC

>Her fingertips begin to shake, a tremor traveling up the rest of her body and settling in her chest as she begins to shiver
>"I don't know what to say, Twilight."
>You squeeze her hand tighter, scooting up against her side
"You don't have to say anything. I'm happy you came back, Star."
>"So am I. I... wow. I feel like a little kid."
>She lets out a ver uncharacteristic giggle, the color rising in her face
"Yeah. I'm a little nervous too, not gonna lie."
>"No, it's not that. It's just that, well... I'm not used to being on the receiving end of affection, I suppose."
"Well, it's time someone changed that, then."
>You wrap Starlight in the tightest embrace your shaky, weak little arms can manage
>To this day, it's the only time you've seen her really cry

>Therapy turns out to be quite different than expected
>For some reason, you imagined all therapists would be these Sigmund Freud stereotypes, asking you questions about your mother in thick German accents
>Instead, your therapist turns out to be a girl only a few years older than you, introducing herself as Mi-Amore Cadenza
>"But just call me Cadance, 'kay?" she insists
>Your sessions with her are surprisingly cozy
>She never asks tough questions, but seems to have a way of squeezing your deepest secrets out of you without you even realizing it
>The two of you even start talking outside of the therapy sessions; she gives you her cell number, with permission to text her any time you feel the need to talk
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other than portal magic, flying, and generic magic blast what are some powers midnight could possibly have or powers you would like to see her with
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>>25969242
>As if that wasn't enough, Anon still comes by nearly every day, to the point where his attention is almost annoying
>Almost
>For a while, you can tell he's trying his best to pretend that the Winter Formal didn't happen, but, eventually...

>The two of you are seated on his couch, watching some mecha trash
>When the most recent episode finishes, he gets up to pause his laptop, then pours himself some water
>You can tell from the way he keeps glancing at his shoes that he's trying to tell you something
"You alright, dude?"
>"Yeah, yeah. Look, I've been trying to say this for a while, and..."
>He takes a deep, shaky breath, trying to disguise it with a sip of water
>Which only results in him pouring his drink down the front of his shirt
>"Look, I'm sorry. About after the dance."
"Oh."
>"There's really no good way to say it. I didn't mean to lead you on, or to... or any of that."
"I know. You were desperate."
>"There was a bit more to it than that. I... I kind of always had a little crush on you, I guess. But I legit thought you hated me."
"You did?"
>"Of course I did. You... I mean, come on. Half of the time we were together, it was you treating me like shit."
"I... I did, didn't I?"
>"A little bit."
"I guess I have a bit of apologizing to do too, then..."
>"We all do. We're all kind of shitty people, aren't we?"
>You roll your head, cricking your neck
"You know, that's probably the best way to sum all of this up. We're all just kinda shitty."
>"Some of us more than others."
"Trender?"
>"Yeah. Whatever happened to him, anyway? Haven't seen that fuckboy in ages."
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>>25969347
"He transferred out, I think."
>"That it? Huh. Kinda anticlimactic, I wanted the chance to beat his face in again."
"Yeah..."
>"You okay?"
"Oh, yeah! Just... yeah, he can go straight to hell."

>Trender's messaged you nearly ten times a day since you got out of the hospital
>You know you should block him, but you get a sick sense of enjoyment from his messages
>They started off threatening, telling you he'd kill you if you told anyone
>Then they shifted to pathetic attempts to convince you that no one would believe your story
>When you still hadn't replied, he actually started full-on pleading, begging you not to tell anyone
>After all, it'd ruin his life, right?
>You've shown Cadance the messages, and she's urged you to go to the police with them
>And you will, eventually
>But you want to stretch this out a little first
>He's started offering you many not to tell anyone, and you kind of want to see how high the number goes

>You and Starlight enroll in the fencing club, and with a few weeks of conditioning your back to your old levels of skill, much to Anon's chagrin
>As much as he loves this sport, he's really not that great at it
>Of course, none of you compare to Starlight
>She takes the entire thing way too damn seriously, spending hours practicing on her own, buying books on styles and technique, and altogether being a total try-hard about everything
>The two of you tease her about it constantly, but still, it's pretty nice to have an ace to pull out at tournmants...
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>>25969411
>things are starting to look good
things like this never last in /nst/

>>25968747
its not just for transwomen
half of the stories here are like that
traplight isn't even trans she was just born with a penis
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>>25969411

>That Summer, Trender reaches an all-time low, sending nudes, offers of money, and plea after plea, all for you to keep silent about what he did
>And then, with the help of Cadance, you take the case to court
>The process is a tedious nightmare, stretching from may through to the end of July, but in the end it's pretty clear Trender's going to be charged
>You're sure his parents will manage to pay bail, and it's likely he won't see any real punishment
>But still, the satisfaction of seeing his crushed little spirit is enough
>And besides, no matter how much he's hurt you, you still won in the end
>From the few times you've seen Moondancer, she hasn't gone back to you
>And it's not hard to tell he's got some seriously repressed feelings for you
>So, in the end, you'd consider yourself the winner
>Even if it *would* have been pretty satisfying to kick his shit in

>Your senior year, while not nearly as drama-filled as being a Junior, has a few episodes worth mentioning
>Starlight and you officially revive the anime club, with both of you as co-presidents
>Only you make her promise on multiple occasions to leave her clothes on this time
>Anon still leads the fencing gang, and you join in when you can
>College applications are hell, as expected, but both you and Starlight manage to get accepted to the University of Manehattan
>And the resulting celebration is fucking glorious
>You never took Starlight for the partying type, but holy shit, can she get wild
>Outside of the two of them, you start hanging out with Sunset and Spitfire more, but you don't get much farther than that sort of "decent friends but not super close" stage with either of them
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>>25969636
>Strangely, the friend you find yourself becoming closest to is Derpy
>She comes to you to clumsily apologize for "stealing Starlight from you"
>And, from there, things just sort of fall into place, and you invite her back to your place as a sign of goodwill
>As you talk to her more, you start to realize what Starlight liked about her
>She's simple, sure, but she's far from stupid
>She has a way of taking big concepts and diluting them down to their most profound elements
>And though she doesn't speak much, her words always carry a surprising, unpretentious profundity to them
>Needless to say, she's an almost perfect counterpart

>Anonymous, true to his word, stays faithful to Trixie
>He even gives you explicit instructions to cockblock him if he's too close to being tempted
>Which, you have to say, you're pretty good at
>He writes to her weekly, and you receive a fair share of letters from her as well, but you're nowhere near as good about writing back

>As for you and Starlight, well, things go surprisingly well
>The two of you seem to have a near endless amount of shit to talk about
>Just when it seems like things are starting to get stale, one of you will find some new book, or she'll come up with some crazy new addition to her "philosophy" (which at this point has become a mess so convoluted that you're pretty sure she's making it up as she goes), or you'll find a new show to watch
>Things aren't perfect, of course
>She makes mistakes, you say stupid shit, the two of you get in a few pretty nasty fights
>But you stay true to your promises, and work through them
>And so the year passes, graduation is crazy, and you and Starlight begin making plans for living together when you move off to college
>And then, one Saturday out of the blue, Anonymous texts you
>"Hey. Trixie's out of Prim Hemline's for good. You want to come with me to pick her up? She says she really, really wants to see you."
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>>25969838
Is the history ending Jeff?
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>>25969906
It's coming to an end.
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>>25969906
The next chunk of updates will be the last in the canon story. Though I am going to do a non-canon oneshot.

>>25969838
"She's out? I thought she had another year."
>"Apparently she's done better than expected. Her parents are trying to argue for her to stay in, but she's legally an adult now. She wants to come back."
"Hell yeah, I'm down. When do we go?"
>"Tomorrow. It's a pretty long drive, so we'll probably have to stay overnight on the way back."
"Gotcha."
>You lock your phone, setting it on the nighstand
>It's strange
>You only knew Trixie for a few weeks, and yet she's been the one thing that held your life together
>And you get to see her again tomorrow...
>Even though you're sure you'll end up being the third wheel for most of it, you're excited
>You have a lot to thank her for

Alright, pausing here. Return of the blue autist coming either tomorrow or late tonight, along with the finale.
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>>25969994
>blue autist is coming back
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>>25969994
Im speechless and impatient
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why does twilight get really good girlfriends in these stories like sunset, trixie, starlight, and even moondancer
I wish I was twilight or one of her girlfriends
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>>25969249
Teleportation, TK, forcefields, counterspells
Stuff princess twi has
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>>25970888
trips confirm midnight can use those spells
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>>25970904
c:
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>>25969249
stop/slow down time would be cool
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>>25968558
Degenerate Duty
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>you will never be sunset
>you will never have both twilights trying to date you
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>>25971501
>they will never come up with compromises with each other
>they will never decide that scitwi has you on mondays wednesdays and fridays
>ponytwilight has you on tuesdays thursdays and saturdays
>and they both share you on sunday
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>>25971501
Nice meme!
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>>25971662
Discomagnet, is that you?
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>>25971662
Degenerate Duty!
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Will be continuing Sperg tonight, hopefully before the Traplight finale. Will start shortly. Probably as my parents watch Mad Max: Fury Road as I type in the background MEDIOCRE

updated paste:
http://pastebin.com/hd0usy3y

Also will try to accelerate to the climax and finish this act in the coming month.
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>>25972084
Why are you with your parents?!
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>>25972120
Cuz it's winter break and I'm home for the holidays?
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>>25972120
dude a lot of us are visiting our parents for christmas/new years
not everyone is underaged
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>>25972120
Oh god! If you're with your parents you're a kid! Kill yourself for your new years resolution
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>>25972165
>>25972144
>>25972143
No need to fling shit at me, I was just curious
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>>25972239
>Why are you with your parents?!
the "?!" makes it sound like you are implying he is underage
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>>25972256
I was startled at the fact anyone was still with their family. I assume OP is 22 years old or so...and is still a virgin, he hasn't even kissed a girl, and he's still a virgin. It's probably been very torturous and he probably been going to college for 2 1/2 years, more then that actually.

If you understand this reference you are awesome and supreme.
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I seriously need to rethink my life
>>25920858
>The little ice cream shop at the museum resembles an ice cream parlor out of the 20s.
>White walls, tan tiled floors, a "bar" with red stools, even the workers are dressed to fit the theme.
>Shining orders rocky road, while you get your favorite vanilla.
>Honestly, you can't see yourself really having anything other than vanilla, with your rigidness.
>Seems as sperg routines even extend to ice cream as well.
>You get your cones, and you and your brother take a seat at a booth.
>"So..."
"Yes?"
>"How's it going, sis? Haven't seen you since I left and all. Make any friends at school?"
>Back then, you would hate having to answer this.
>You might not be able to tell on his face, but you wouldn't be surprised at all if you made Shining sad, telling him that no, you haven't.
>He does care about you. A ton.
>Things are different, however.
"I have, actually..."
>You tell Shining about Indigo Zap, adventures and all.
>Obviously, you don't tell him about the times she bullied you, nor about the forest incident.
>"Twily..."
>You take a lick of the cone.
>"That's awesome!"
>He grabs your hand and grips it tightly, smiling at you.
>"God, Twily. I'm so proud of you!"
>You force yourself to smile.
>"Twilight, seriously. I'm so proud of you!"
>He tears up a bit.
"Uhh, Shining? Why are you crying if you said you're proud of me?"
>"Just me shedding some liquid pride."
>Ohh.
>Tears of joy!
>You don't admit it, but you're quite conflicted right now.
>On one hand, you're warm as you receive praise from your brother.
>On the other, you cringe a bit. Making friends is not something someone else should be proud of.
>Since making friends is something most people have done throughout their lives. Since they're normal.
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>>25972816
spergs know what tears of joy are we aren't completely devoid of emotion
and no don't rewrite that part
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>>25972922
fuck.
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>>25972946
Do your research next time asshole.
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>>25973147
he didn't deserve that
I only told him that spergs aren't completely blind to things like tears of joy
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>>25972816

>But you can't help but be a little happy about your bro's reaction.
>Making him happy, making any of your family happy, brings you much joy.
>Though then again, you could do anything and they'd be proud.
>Maybe.
>Shining composes himself as he wipes his eyes with a napkin.
>"Cadance tells me so many good things about you."
"Really? Like what?"
>"Ah, nothing. Except how you get great grades and how you're secretly her favorite student. Oh, and how kind and amazing you are."
>Your cheeks heat up a bit as you nervously chuckle.
"That...definitely sounds like Cadance."
>"Heh, yeah."
"Shining?"
>"Yeah, Twily?"
"Have you ever thought of proposing to her?"
>He rubs the back of his head.
>"Uhh..."
"That's okay, you don't have to answer if you don't want to. I shouldn't have asked."
>"No, no. It's totally fine."
>He sighs.
>"You'd really like it if I did, wouldn't you?"
"Maybe?"
>You both chuckle.
>"I dunno, Twilight. I know we've been together for a while, but...I just don't know if I'm ready, yet."
"What do you mean?"
>"Twilight, marriage is pretty serious business. It's a huge commitment that lasts a long time, and I'm not sure if I'm ready for something like that, yet. Hell, mom and dad's marriage hasn't been the greatest, at times."
"That's okay, though. Half of marriages end in divorce, so it probably wouldn't be a forever thing! Just like our Uncle Shine and his wife!"
>Shining stares at you.
>"Twilight? Please, don't say things like that."
"W-What? Why?"
>"Think about it."
>You think about the little remark you gave as you put the pieces together.
>You sink into your seat as you groan, shame taking over.
>Fuck you and your autistic mind...
"I'm sorry, Shiny. I shouldn't have said that."
>"Hey, it's fine. Just think before you say, capiche?"
>He smiles as he grips your hand.
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>>25973164
Nah, he's right. I'll take that part out when I update the pastebin
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>>25973169
>You smile back.
"Capiche."
>"Good. And I understand why you'd ask that. With how close you and Cadance, are.
"Well, she did babysit me when I was a little girl. She was the best babysitter ever!"
>You finish off the cone.
>"Heh, yeah. Maybe that's what made me so into her in the first place..."
>You chuckle.
>"Though, if I do make the ask, you wanna help me find a ring?"
>You squee as you smile widely.
>The excitement takes over your mental processes.
"Shining, are you kidding? I'd love to! I promise I'll help you find the best ring ever!"
>"Well, as long as I can afford it..."
"Wouldn't Mom and Dad help?"
>"Maybe. But let's not get too excited, I'm still not sure about the whole thing, yet."
"Oh..."
>"But hey, I like your enthusiasm!"
>He pinches your cheek, causing you to giggle.
>The rest of the sit down consists of you and Shining talking about, well, yourselves.
>Shining seems to be having fun in college in what appears to be his final year.
>"Yeah, I'll probably declare for the draft towards the end of the season..."
>You talk about your research.
"Hopefully I can get it done by the end of the Games next week..."
>Oh, yeah.
>The games are next week.
>"I think you should think about competing, Twily."
>You wince.
"I-I dunno, Shining. You I'm not exactly the most athletic kid in the world. And besides, I'll just get laughed at and mocked for messing up."
>"Nonsense! Twilight, you do know there's an academic portion of the Games, right? We could use that big brain of yours."
"Yeah, but...I dunno. I'm just not really into all that school spirit stuff..."
>Shining sighs.
>"I know. Well, think about it. We could really use you, especially with Canterlot High improving and all."
>Speaking of Canterlot High...
>Nah, you can think of Sunset later.
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>>25973147
I think you meant 'shitlord'
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>>25973169
No Twilight was right he shouldn't get married!

Apparently facts are just too hard on normie scum now-a-days.
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>>25973928
No. Asshole is correct. He's a stupid
Asshole fuckling. He has this idea that spergs are emotional rocks, and seriously wrote it. He can kill himself.
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>>25973998
>TRIGGERED
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>>25973998
>He has this idea that spergs are emotional rocks, and seriously wrote it.
I don't think he was trying to convey that. She isn't an "emotional rock", it's just she has a more difficult time identifying stuff like this sometimes. Do you not recall when she comforted Zap when she went all #sadgurl when talking about her parents?
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>>25973998
I know what he said was generally erroneous, but in the end it's not that bad.

OP let me tell you something, people with AS are basically normal people except they have a few different things about them. Especially females, even if Twilight had it canonically we would hardly know since they have a great time hiding it.
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>>25973998
This tbqh family. He should drown himself
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>>25974043
OP, is that you?
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>>25974018
Not triggered at all m8. That's like me saying all white people are insane. It's a shit thing to say, and far from the truth. I just don't like to let ignorance go unaddressed.
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>>25974060
No, that is not me.
fuck, i didn't intend this to happen. sorry if i offended anyone
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>>25974073
You are not wrong, I'll give you that, but you could've gone about it more civivily
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>>25974083
I didn't mean to start this
all I wanted was to correct you that spergs have atleast a little emotion
sorry
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>>25974083
I'M OFFENDED. To make it up, I demand you masturbate while playing with your boipussy on cam for me,
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>>25974093
i know that. i wasn't trying to show her as unemotional. i just she someitmes doesn't identify things in time. but she's not unemotional at all. at least I try to write her in that way.
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>>25974092
Well..I'm an angry person. That was me being nice.
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>>25974119
I don't know how anyone can live like that but okay. It's fine to be passionate but I think you need to stop being mad over trivial crap
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>>25974142
>I think you need to stop being mad over trivial crap
I am not him but I just realized that he is probably a dykeshit guy
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>>25973591
>You get up at around noon.
>Crap, you need to get ready!
>Indigo said she'd get you at one?
>After washing up and eating, you peek into your wardrobe.
"Shit, what am I supposed to wear to a party?"
>"Twilight? You ready to go?"
>Crap, she's here!
"Uhh, hold on a second!"
>You throw on some grey sweats, a black Star Wars shirt and your favorite purple hoodie.
>You run down the stairs and see Indigo, talking to your mother.
"R-Ready?"
>Zap looks at you and facepalms.
>She's wearing a buttoned up plaid shirt, along with some jean shorts with some Vans.
>"No. No, no, no."
"What?"
>"Twilight, come on. You can't go to a party like that."
"I can't?"
>"Dude, you look like you just got done cramming before a test."
"I...um-"
>"Why don't we go upstairs and see what you've got."
"Um..."
>Indigo grabs you by the wrist.
>"Come on..."
>You are dragged up the stairs and back into your room.
>Indigo goes into your closet as you sit on your bed.
"Hmm, what can you wear..."
>She continues to search, rummaging through your clothes.
>"Twilight, for real, you probably should think about updating your wardrobe."
"What do you mean?"
>"Hold on...this might work."
>Zap takes out a plaid, red and black button up shirt, along with some black skinny jeans with small tears along the knees, and lays them next to you.
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>>25974209
No, if your talking about modern dykeshit guy.

That's me
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>>25974209
Nope. Dykeshit drives me into an unintelligible frenzy of rage and feces. Unless it's done right So choke on your bile, and scoop out your eyeballs with a plastic spoon fuckiling cuntfaggot
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>>25974243
well I though it may have been you but I am more thinking of the 2nd dykeshit guy who would post about how enraging it is and how he gets physically mad
some of my favorite things about him is he would brag about how he came in "early" to /nst/ at thread 28
a janitor started to delete his posts so he posted on how "OP thinks he is a cool guy and OP wouldn't ban him"
so he thought that 1. OP knew who he was 2. OP thought he was cool and 3. OP bans people from here
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>>25974282
>"Dykeshit drives me into an unintelligible frenzy of rage and feces. Unless it's done right."

>"Unless it's done right."

What did he mean by this?
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>>25974326
Hey, people make mistakes, you do too.
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>>25974334
he really wanted to say POSTDYKESHIT
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>>25974334
>URRRAAAAAAAAGH
What did he mean by this?
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>>25974355
>>25974282
I also happen to agree, if dykeshit is done right then I find it exceptable but if it sucks dick then I get so fucking mad when you plebs post it.
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>>25974378
>but if it sucks dick
but thats the beauty of it anon
none of it "sucks dick"
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>>25974411
Yeah, I knew that was going to be made into a joke.
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>>25974334
I hate to reference this, but Steven Universe makes it horrifically tasteful. To the point I find Rebecca sugar fucking irritating for her genius.
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>>25974220
>"You need more than superhero shirts, man. I mean, I have some of that stuff, too, but you need more than just that."
"Oh. I'm, I'm sorry."
>"Dude, you don't need to apologize. I'm just giving you a suggestion."
"O-Okay, but, why is this not okay for the party?"
>Indigo chuckles.
>"Well, you're definitely not getting laid, looking like that!"
>You blush immediately.
"I-Indigo, I'm not t-trying to get laid! I-I'm not interested in something like that."
>"Like what, now?"
"Y-You know! Casual sex! O-One night stands!"
>"Okay? But still, you'd look so much better wearing something else. Who knows, maybe you could get a boyfriend out of this or something."
"B-But Anon is in a relationship."
"Doesn't have to be Anon, man. Though then again, I'd much rather he date you than Sugarcoat..."
>You bite your nails.
"Y-Yeah, but, I don't t-think I wanna try and get a b-b-boyfriend, tonight."
>"That's fine, dude. Just wanna make you presentable."
"O-Okay. Um, will it be okay if you let me change?"
>"Sure, man. But be quick."
>Indigo leaves the room and closes the door.
>You strip to your underwear, leaving only the Star Wars shirt on as you put on the clothes Indigo picked out of your closet, along with a black belt you picked out of the closet.
>You take a look at yourself in the mirror.
>It might not be the most comfortable clothing, but...
"Wow, I look really good."
>You decide to make a huge decision.
>Feeling the anxiety creep up upon you, you untie your bun, causing your hair to flow freely among the sides.
>"You almost done, dude?"
"A-Almost!"
>You straighten your hair with a comb, ignoring the uncomfortable feeling.
>Oh God, put it back!
>Put it back in the bun!
>You look...really good.
>The anxiety melts away.
>You leave the bathroom and then exit your bedroom.
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>>25974486
Well since I don't care about those characters and ONLY hate dykeshit when it is related to Scilight I can't relate to her genius. Of course anything that comes from that show can hardly be called "genius"
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>>25969994
Shit. I'm not very new, but this is the first long term stories that I have actually read to the end. Feels...weird and unsettling.
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>>25974596
It doesn't mean anything, carry on
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>>25974523
"H-How do I look?"
>You cross your legs as you put your arms behind your back.
>You rock, slightly, back and forth.
>"Dude..."
>Please don't be bad, please don't be bad...
>"You look great."
"R-Really? You think so?"
>You blush, hard.
>"Yeah, Twilight! You look awesome!"
>You smile.
"Th-Thank you, Indigo! No one's ever really said that to me before..."
>You look down at the ground.
"W-Well, except my parents, but-"
>"Hey," she interrupts. "You're welcome. You ready?"
"Um, hold on a sec. I forgot something...
>You go back in your room, grabbing your much loved star pin and putting it in your hair.
>You aren't sure why, but this symbol seems to represent you.
>You also grab some wristbands from a drawer, enough to cover up some of the scars, and putting them on as you slightly roll up your sleeves (but not much!).
>You exit your room.
>"Let's do this, Twi!"
"Y-Yeah!"
>You and Indigo run down the stairs.
>Your mother immediately hugs you, your brother following you.
>"You look adorable, honey!"
"T-Thanks!"
>"Have a good time, sweetie!"
"I'll try, mom!
>"And Twily?"
"Yeah, Shiny?"
"Please, try to stay safe."
"D-Don't worry, I'll be fine."
>You give Shining a bearhug, and your mother gives you a kiss on the cheek before you leave.
>"Oh, and Indigo," Mom says just before you leave. "Remember what I told you."
>You exit the house and get in the Audi.
>"Ready to have a banging ass time?"
"F-Fuck yeah, d-d-dude."
>Fistbump.
>"I like the sound of that!"
>She backs out of the driveway, and you're off to have some fun!
>Hopefully.

Cutting it here. Party fun coming sometime during the week. Hope you mostly liked it. Paste will be updated.

also sorry about the tears thing, i did not intend twilight to be unemotional at all. i might remove that in the paste, i might not. not sure yet
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>>25974641
Time to get fucked up, but not fucked hopefully
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>>25974641
Real quick change in the pastebin. Forgot something:
>You also grab some wristbands from a drawer, enough to cover up some of the scars, and putting them on as you slightly roll up your sleeves (but not much!).

added:
>You also grab a grey skullcap, placing it on your head.
planned on giving her a skullcap but completely forgot. so, she has a skullcap. this has been edited in.

sorry about this.
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>>25974596
You should read r9klight to the end. It's weird because it just stops randomly in the middle.
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>>25974705
What the fuck is a "skullcap"?
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>>25974735
Something like pic related.
oh god i made twilight look like a hipster fuck. what have i done.
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>>25974735
What a bizarre name for a hat
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>>25974757
GG GG, GG
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>>25974757
>twilight looks like a hipster
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>>25974801
Are you okay?
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>>25974779
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>>25974821
Good Game Good Game, Good Game
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>>25974757
Let me guess. Sperg is going to get with Zap in the end or some shit. God damn is there not a single fucking story where random lesbians pop up? She's already dressing like some faggot SJW, why not just go and give her a bulldyke gf. Then when Zap orgasms Sperg can start acting all scared and asking if she hurt her because something something autism.
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>>25974815
I'll make sure she drinks PBT and be pretentious as fuck as she looks down upon mainstream plebians at the party :^)
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>>25974885
>let me just make fun of my audience and be a memeing fuck
way to be professional
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>>25974879
post dykes
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>>25974879
A few things:

She has been outed as being straight.

But if that happens then I will leave this thread and make a new one if possible.
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>>25974918
I'm not making fun of anyone, I'm just joking around, m8
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>>25974919
Typical defense, When confronted with an actual crisis you just hide behind pictures in an attempt to piss us off.

Not what I would have expected from you OP
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>>25974923
Nightly Straightlight Thread
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>>25974923
>She has been outed as being straight.
>outed as straight
The fact that characters are "outed" as straight in NST just shows how fucked up this place is with all the fucking lesbo shit. Even Sperg seems more and more to lean towards lesbian undertones with the fucking Zap shit and the way she's dressing. Not to mention her only sexual experience has been with a girl. No, everything has to have rape and girl-on-girl action. Because that's good writing of course!

>inb4 op responds with meme while also living with his parents and being underage
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>>25974942
Precisely
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>>25974960
I agree with you so much thank you for finally coming here. But I just hope you're being serious.
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>>25974960
EQGWF here.

OP confirmed in the Skype Chat that he's writing the bulk of replies against him to stir shit up.
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>>25974999
Both of those things I highly doubt.

Prove it faggot
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>>25974999
this tbqh f a m
hello, eqg
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>>25974999
MY R9KLIGHT
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>25974999
say something that only EQG would say
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>>25974960
>lesbian undertones
Girls hanging out, making recommendations of fashion, complimenting each other, and simply being friends isn't really gay in itself, but that's just me
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>>25975158
OP is that really EqG
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>>25975032
I swear you're actually going to get more soonish.

>>25975135
[blogposts]

>>25975205
No.
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>>25975228
that is something that eqg would say so I still have my hopes
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>write twilight in clothes for party (beanie, plaid shirt, skinny jeans)
>it's considered what SJWs wear
>i find girls who dress like that attractive
fug
i need to seriously rethink my life, mi familia

why is sunset wearing glasses so fucking cute
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This is who Twilight loves
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This thou ponie is for thine sexual yes?
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>>25976123
actually surprised me and is a good person
10/10
please replace OP is anon
>implying OP isnt cool
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>>25976171
>please replace OP with anon in pic related
I should have been more clear sorry
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>>25975818
its k op, i like that style too
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>>25975818
>why is sunset wearing glasses so fucking cute
Because she is love
And the best
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>>25969994
That oneshot better be a threesome. Or orgy.
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>>25979684
Of course
I would love her and tend to her every whim and passionately rub her nubs
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I like glasses and school girl twilight.
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>>25978242
I want sunset to steal twis glasses
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If you have a prompt idea please reply to this post
once there are 5 ideas I will make a strawpoll

sorry I was busy for the last few weeks and forgot about it

and thanks OP for changing it up when I forgot
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>>25981485
Steamy
Twiangle
Threesome
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>>25981769
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>>25982069
Adorable as fuck
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>>25981769
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>>25976123
>helping a friend make a video
>scene where I have to stand stalk and expressionless
>have to think of something so I don't laugh at the ridiculous shit the other characters are saying
>literally shout "I LOVE TWILIGHT SPARKLE" over and over in my head for minutes and it keeps me stoic because it's the only serious thing in my life I could think of

what have you done to me NST
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Question.
Are some of you trying to make anons leave by forcing lesbian shipping on them?
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>>25982602
Oh you
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>>25982629
we aren't forcing it there are just a few autistic people who get mad when we post it because "it makes them not able to imagine themselves with twilight" and other crap like that
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>>25982629
>>25982681
>see this
>check /ntt/
>dykeshit guy is now posting scitwi there
>mfw

but in all seriousness he is just a autistic guy who just hates lesbians and probably wants to cause drama
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>>25982761
No I'm not you imbecile. I hate dykeshit involving twilight it is as simple as that. Since that is impossible because most of the board hates you shimmerfags I thought it was the closest thing to refuge.
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>>25982899
>I DONT LIKE SOMETHING SO YOU CANT POST IT
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>>25982929
I have no control over what you post so no, I am not saying that. Nice strawman by the way.
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>>25982899
How old are you? Are you trying to get NTT to attack the thread or something?
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>>25982987
I'm trying to find companionship with them because you lot clearly don't have it here.

When I first came here I thought we all shared the same problem:

>tfw Twilight will never be real

But no, after the movie this place (mainly the people) turned to shit. I have no idea why and I don't know if I'll ever be able to fix it.
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>>25983035
I kinda like you and your opinions to be quite honest, but you are way way too autistically agressive about this. You're never going to change anything by raging to the choir.
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>>25983140
How do you expect change then, mein Fuhrer?

We need to change the public eye in our favor
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>>25983179
Where did you learn to change opinions, on /pol/?

Yelling at people doesnt work, instead you should write a green or make art with straight shipping. Promote your point instead of talking smack about others.
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>>25983179
If you dont like dykeshit dont complain about it
Or write your own straight stories and post them here
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>>25983220
That was a joke boyo

>>25983221
Oh sounds like a really great idea! Then you can shit on me, sounds like fun! Also I don't have the drive to write on a consistent basis I did one time then I failed. Maybe one of you remember the story
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>>25983035
>you lot
Just because I find your methods retarded doesn't mean I'm siding with the dykeposts asshole. The problem isn't the les posting. The problem is YOU have a problem with it, and frankly people are free to like whatever the fuck they want. Nobody comes here to be told to stop doing something because it triggers someone.
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>>25983281
Many of us are shimmerfags, just deal with it ok? We don't have a general and this is a good place
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>>25983311
What the fuck am I to do then? This has only become a recent problem obviously so it CAN be fixed
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>>25983281
>I'm not going to do anything for you, but you guys should do all this for me!!
stop embarrasing straightfans ya dingus
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>>25983281
Really only two stories were shit on here
Andrew Miracles
And the one that was only dialogue that nobody could read

If you are either of those you werent hated because its straight
You were hated because its bad or unreadable
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>>25983344
Well if I ever actually want to come back and want to write, you'll see you'll all see...
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>>25982899
Well too bad for you, fuccboi, because I've been in this general from the start and enjoy the content that's been generated and the overall pleasant attitude that the people here seem to have
And just think about it for a second
Twilight is one of my favorite characters and Friendship Games is my favorite pone movie and then on top of all of that I can post my waifu and no one will flip shit over it
Why the fuck wouldn't I make this place my home; it's great!
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>>25983383
Well if an entire board hates you I think there is a reason. At least I know why this place turned into cancer after the movie. It's because you moved into it. That explains all!
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>>25983330
>>25983383
I always felt really bad for the shimmerfags
your waifu was always used for shitposting because it was the first new character from eqg

>>25983411
we are actually one of the most liked generals only getting hate from you
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>>25983334
It's YOUR problem though. Either write straight shit or post straight pics. I don't like dykeposts, but I don't consider it a problem. It's all personal taste. Hells bells man, if you want I'll make straight shit for you.
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>>25983419
I have no idea how you came to that conclusion, Shimmerfags were hated even before FG came out.

>>25983427
Do what you want, I don't think this place is savable but I hope you can do SOMETHING at least.

The point is, is that there is no straightshit that isn't sexualized so there are no solutions.

The only thing I can do is sit back and watch, and that just makes me sad.
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>>25974354
It's what makes us human
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So, are there any good stories without dykeshit, tranny-abominations, or other similar degeneracy?
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>>25983656
Depends on what you've read so far
There's Alt-SciTwi and Romance For Once for starters
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>>25983466
so you are in fact just gonna be a lazy, whiny cunt. Duly noted. someone even offered to humor you, and you chose to be this. Any complaints you have about dykeshit from here on falls on deaf ears friend.
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>>25983746
>no dykeshit
>Alt-SciTwi
Did you forget about Milfnuette+Moondancer?
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>>25984288
Minuette reminds me of that one guy from Dr. Who
I never watched it so I don't know their names
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>>25984288
Well fug
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>>25984288
>Milfnuette+Moondancer
I-I need to know more. For science.

Which part of Alt-SciTwi? Most of it is kinda boring emerald knightshit and I don't remember Minuette being a big part of the story.
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>Wet droplets patter against your dirty windshield, as you pull into the parking lot of the Seventh-Heaven convenience store.
>Shutting your car down, you put your head against the steering wheel, and sigh.
>Another glorious day of indentured servitude to the worst boss, job, and co-workers in the fucking world.
>Name? Anonymous J. Doe. Twenty-Nine. Single. Shit apartment in the ass part of town, working a dead end job for peanuts as the assistant manager, which in this case essentially means, "Everyone's underpaid, overworked bitchboy".
>The car door opens with a rusty click, as you step into the rain, scratching your scraggly face.
>Despite being "the number two", you have none of the power, but twice the responsibilities.
>You adjust your uniform, and drag your feet towards the automatic doors, which let out a solemn "beep" upon entry.
>An overweight, balding man wearing a matching uniform picks his nose without a care in the fucking world.
"Filthy, fat bastard.."
>He wipes his uncovered treasure under the counter, and waves to you.
>"Ah! Anon, my boy! Punctual as always!"
>You grimace at the disgusting display.
"You know me sir..always on time, and dedicated to the cause."
>He claps his hands together as you head over to the time keeper to punch in, in the backroom behind the counter.
>"That's my assistant manager! I knew I made the right decision promoting you! Also, I need you to close tonight."
>You didn't even put your keycode into the system yet.
"Excuse me?"
>He rubs his belly, leaning on the balls of his feet.
>"Yes! Beatrice called off sick today, and no one else is answering their phones! So...congratz! Overtime!"
>You ball your fist up in anger, and take a deep breath.
"Sir. I'm already forty hours over in overtime already!"
>"Yeaaah..well, I'd stay if I could, but well...it's me and the missus anniversary, and she'll cut my sack off if I miss it! HAHAH!"
1/
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>>25984844
>You facepalm.
"That's the exact same thing you said last week!"
>"I did?"
>He digs in his ear, and smells his finger.
>"Hm! Doesn't matter. You close tonight because I said so!"
>FUUUUUUUUUU-
>He waves a pinky finger at you, skipping to the coatrack in the corner of the office, and takes his trenchcoat off.
>"Do me a favor, and clock me out would you Anon?"
>He slips his greasy, obese self into the coat, and heads out.
>"Toodles~"
"Kill yourself."
>Is what you wish you could say.
>He waddles out of the store humming "Staying alive" by the BeeGee's to himself, leaving you to man the store...again...for nearly twelve hours.
>You sigh loudly, and head to the counter avoiding the spot, he laid down nose candy, and lean forward on your elbows.
>It's Wednesday, and nothing ever happens aside from the occasional kids from the local school, or some snob coming to get gas. Or the yelpers.
>Seriously. fuck those guys.
>And thus begins a long, and painful night.
>Fucking Beatrice calling off. All that little teenage slut does is lay around, and get stoned with some dweeb in a beanie, and get fucked in her gaping ass by anyone with a fucking erection.
>You'd fire her in an instant if you could.
>You figure she let the boss fuck her, so that's why he keeps her on.
>Bing bong~
>You look up to see two girls walk in.
>Teens from the looks of it, and clad in those skimpy uniforms from that school up the road.
>Crystal meth prep or something.
>You give them only a parting glance.
"Welcome."
>"O-OH! HELLO!"
>One of them stands stalk still in place, trembling and staring at you.
>She adjusts her huge framed glasses, and smiles nervously.
>You look left, and right, and shrug, as the other girl who oddly enough reminds you of Sonic the hedgehog, pulls her along.
>"Don't mind her mister. She has aspergers!"
>Ouch. You know you're old now.
>"But I don't have--"
>"Shut. Up."
"Well. That's not suspicious at all."
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>>25985009
>You're not so naive that you don't know what those two are about to do.
>Teens come in and steal all the fucking time, but it usually equates to a candy bar or something.
>They both shuffle over to the candy aisle, like you thought, and whisper to one another.
>You roll your eyes, and lean against the cigarette case, awaiting the eventual hurried rush out of the store.
>Somewhere right now, your boss is slamming his gross cock into some skank. That could totally be you.
>As soon as you find a skank that is.
>Usually you don't care about what gets stolen in here, but it's gonna be a long night.
>Might as well have some fun right?
>Deciding to get from the counter, you press the right stick to enter stealth mode.
>Staying low, and slow, you're able to circle around the unsuspecting would-be thieves. Because real niggas invest in Agility on their S.P.E.C.I.A.L
>"-st be quiet, and put this in your bag spaz! God!"
>Blue hair, shoves a handful of gummie Lifesavers bags into the Nerdy girls schoolbag.
>Can someone pick up that phone? Because you fucking called it!
>"I-I don't wanna do this Indigo! Th-this is wrong!"
>A look of concern spreads across the purple ones face.
>"I thought you wanted to be cool? To be "friends"?"
>Nerd girl hangs her head.
>"I do.."
>"Then put some of these kit-kats in your bag! This is what friends do!"
>Man. Peer pressure is a bitch, but who knew it was still so alive in this day and age?
>"A-alright.."
>She proceeds to help Indigo stock more candy into her large bag.
>Do they really think they'll get away with taking that much stuff?
>"Twilight. Do you see that guy by the counter anywhere? I don't wanna get caught."
>So her name is Twilight eh?
>Twilight looks over the shelf at the counter, her head turning left and right.
>"I don't see him. Maybe he went to the back room?"
>Indigo fist pumps.
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>>25985258
More pls
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>>25985258
bretty gud so far
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>You shake your head, and poke your head over the shelf behind them.
>"Let's jet while we can. Let me just grab a candy bar."
"As if you won't get diabetes from what you swiped?"
>"No way! I work out all the time!"
>She inspects the snickers, and butterfingers, as her partner Twilight has taken notice to your presence.
>The color drains from her mug, as she starts tapping Indigo's shoulder repeatedly.
>"Cut it out spaz! I'm making an important decision here!"
>You smirk.
"I'd go with the snickers. After all, hungry? Why wait?"
>Indigo nods without looking at you.
>"Hey that's right! Good answer!"
>Clearly, brains isn't the strong suit for this one.
>"Indigo..."
>"What are you babbling about now?!"
>Twilight points to you with a shaking hand.
>She follows the finger to you, and gasps.
>"CRAP! CHEESE IT!"
"Cheese it? Holy shit that's dated."
>Indigo turns, and bolts down the aisle leaving the stolen goods,as Twilight stands there trembling like a leaf in the wind, staring at you.
>You sigh, and head to the front door, and lock it.
"Hey..uh..Twilight? I'm gonna call the cops now, so if you could just chill out there, it'd be greatly appreciated. Thanks."
>You hear another gasp, as Twilight finally moves her legs to run to you, while you start dialing the three numbers that ruin lives for good.
>"Wait! Please!"
"Hm?"
>You look at her with half open, uncaring eyes.
>She claps her hands together in your face pleading with you.
>"Please don't call the police on me! I didn't want to steal! I swear!"
"Someone has to take responsibility for this, and since your friend got away.."
>Tears form in her eyes, as she bites her bottom lip.
>"I-I'm begging you..Please...this would ruin my life forever.."
"Yeah. That's kind of the point when you steal, and get caught sweetie. You're screwed."
>She puts her hands on your phone arm, giving them a little squeeze.
>"Please mister..I'll do anything...!"
>Are we really gonna do this in another fucking story?
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>>25985536
[Porn music intensifies]
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>>25968146
>It's late at night. You wake up to make yourself a sandwich. All of a sudden, Midnight Sparkle is peeking at you outside your window. She has a mischievous, cunning look on her face. Wat do?

>W-What the fuck is that thing?
>She just stares at you grinning from the open window.
"I-I'm gonna call the police."
>"That won't be necessary. Please, resume."
>What
>You slowly try to back off, but just as slowly her horn glows and the door to the kitchen closes on its own, leaving you trapped.
>"Please, resume," she says again grasping the window frame, hiding half of her face behind it but with the corners of her mouth still visible.
>Oh shit nigga.
>An invisible force pushes you forward, and with no other option, you do as you're told.
>You advance to a cabinet for some sliced bread.
>You take the bag out, and slide your arm inside, reaching out almost to the end of it to grasp two pieces, and take them out as they rub the plastic.
>"Yes, you're doing good."
>You hear some wet-sounding sounds coming from her direction.
>You know that sound from porn shit.
>This isn't sexy at all.
>This is the stuff of wet nightmares.
>She stops for a moment while you stare frightened, and motions you to keep going.
>Anything to stay alive.
>From the freezer you take out a piece of cheese that you've been saving for way too many days.
>This shit's gonna kill you, yo.
>Not like you have a choice.
>The wet sound starts up again, as with a knife you slowly slice a piece from the cheese and place it over one of the breads.
>"Yes, yees..."
>Next you cut an hydroponic lettuce, which the guy selling them said was better for your health.
>You have no idea what the fuck hydroponic even means.
>The sounds intensify as you put it too over the cheese, and take out a tomato.
>"Aah, I like how you... think... Aah..."
>You begin cutting with the knife, the liquid running down your hands and soaking them in tomato juice, drip by drip falling over the table.
>"Y-Yes, more..."
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>watch horse women 3 for first time
>scilight ignoring orange boring's attempt to high-five her and instead going for a hug
>dat adorable level of introversion, so pleasantly surprised that a stranger was nice to her that she actually hugs them

i understand the appeal now
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>>25986501
>She's moaning and gasping for air as the noise intensifies, clear as day as if it came from your side.
>*schlick schlick schlick..."
>You place the slices on the sandwich, covering as much surface as you can, and then do a last trip to the freezer.
>You pick up the mayo.
>"Aaah... Anon... I..."
>The window frame creaks where's she's grabbing it. You take the cap off, and turning it upside down, you gently press on it.
>The noise becomes thunderous as the mayo falls over the tomato, making squiggly lines and loops over it.
>Shit, what if she takes you after it's done?
>You don't have anything else to put on it.
>You never wished so desperately to stay a virgin.
>You slowly try to leave everything where it was, trying to waste time.
>"Hah, hah... don't leave me, hanging... aaaha..."
>You're fucked.
>Against your better judgment, you come back to the table, and grasp the other piece of bread, making the sounds and moans even louder.
>"Oh God... I... I...!"
>You place it over the sandwich.
>The demon lets out a orgasmic scream that pierces through your whole being.
>The sound stops then with a thud, and everything falls silent except for her accelerated breathing.
>After half a minute, she stands back up again, and looks with an even bigger grin at you.
>"Your services have been most useful. Stay tuned for your next assignment."
>The demon goes away flying into the night, leaving you alone with your sandwich.
>You feel irremediably dirty.
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>>25986535

wat
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>>25986535
I laughed a bit and I have to say your story was put together well
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>>25985536
>Ignoring the fact she said that heinous six letter word, you cock an eye at her.
"Anything..?"
>She looks at you with big eyes, and then away to the ground, slowly unbuttoning her vest.
"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! What the hell are you doing?!"
>She stops undressing, and looks at you with confused eyes.
>"B-but you said "anything", and I figured.."
"Just because I said "anything" isn't the go sign to get fucking naked kid! Jesus! Where did you even get that idea from?"
>She twiddles her fingers awkwardly, eyes darting to and fro.
>"W-well in my manga books, the male always makes the female-"
>You put the phone down, and a hand up.
"Let me stop you there. This isn't a manga. This is real life."
>"R-right!"
>A meatball rolls across the floor between you, bouncing every so often.
"You smell Olive Garden?"
>She exhales loudly.
>"S-so what did you want...?"
"Nothing. Just get out of here."
>You hang up the phone, and unlock the door before,heading to the aisle with her bag, and begin taking the candy out.
"Holy shit. This is like two boxes of stuff right here. Did she really think she could get away?"
>And to think she wanted to top it off with a fucking candy bar.
>You hear someone clear their throat behind you.
>You look over your shoulder, and notice Twilight standing there with an uneasy smile.
>H-hello again."
"Why are you still here?"
>She points to the bookbag.
>"Th-that's mines..."
"Not anymore kid. It's confiscated."
>She seemingly panics, beginning to perspire again.
>"N-no! I need it! Please! Take the candy back, but I need my bag!"
>She kneels down next to you, and takes hold of it.
"Don't test me kid! Just go!"
>"No! I can't!"
>A pulling match begins between the two of you,the bag slowly beginning to rip in the middle.
>She's not very strong, but her persistence makes up for it.
"This is your final warning! Back off or, that offer to let you go is gone!"
>"You don't understand! I need this bag!"
"To steal more?!"
>"NO!"
>SKRRRRRRRRIP-
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>>25986683

>But that's how it works in my Japanese mangas!

My sides. My poor beautiful sides.
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>>25986683
>You both fall back, as bags of candy, and various papers fly into the air.
>You don't see what the big fuss was for this nerdy little shit to have back vital evidence.
>Probably homework.
>Because that's what nerds always have, right?
>She falls on her bony ass, with half of the bag falling on her head.
>You stumble a bit, but manage to stay on your feet.
"Well that was stupid of you. All this for some home....work.."
>A paper floats by your face, making you grab it, and glance at what's on the page.
"Oh my god.."
>It's not homework at all.
>Scattered around you are drafts for what looks like a fuck comic.
>A sketch of a girl with big two-tone hair getting fucked by two big black dudes lands on your shoe.
>Her anus is gaping, and they're watching her shit all over the place in the next panel, as they piss, and cum in her mouth.
>You cover your mouth in shock, and look at Twilight, who's slowly making it to her feet.
"What the fuck is this kid?! How old are you to be reading shit like this?!"
>She frantically begins gathering all the papers, snatching the ones you read from you.
"Holy deviantart, kids are jacked up nowadays.."
>She turns away from you with the papers clutched to her chest.
>"I-I don't read them..I drew them."
>Now you gasp, as she runs out of the store sobbing quietly.
"Aw man.."
>You rub the back of your head, feeling a tad guilty.
>Sure she's a thief, and all, but...well...uh...Hm.
>You'll figure out what to feel guilty about later.
>As for right now, you have the weirdest boner. Some of that shit(no pun intended) was done pretty good actually.
>Sure, the sex looked awkward, and using nig-- Men of African american descent is the easy way out, since all you have to do is draw honking dark horns plunging into women, but you can see the effort.
>You notice she left a page.
>The big haired girl, is suddenly futa, and an Asian man is punching her engorged balls.
"......."
>Stop it Dick.
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>>25986909
>Stop it Dick.
holy shit my sides are gone
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>>25986909
this is good
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Would you, /nst/?
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>>25989113
Warming up the hot glue as we speak.
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>>25989113
Proably not
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>>25988701
This image is perfect.
>you will never be twilight
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>>25989476
twi a cute
you a cute
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>>25990127
I want to hang out with twilight and have a normal time
no lewd stuff
no depressing stuff
no magical cool stuff
just a normal time
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>>25986909
I really liked this fic and I hope it gets continued later
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>>25989113
>pony
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>>25990635
I don't know where the ">pony" came from, i literally didn't type that
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>>25990639
>pony
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>>25990635
>pony
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>>25981485
twilight and moondancer argue about star wars vs star trek
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>>25990790
I feel like Twilight would like Star Wars and Moondancer would be the trekkie.
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>>25990818
Jedi Sparkle vs Captian Moondancer
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>>25991100
Don't you mean TRAITORlight sparkle?
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>>25991842
Yes
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>>25991842
>implying twilight would like Disneys Marvels Guaridans of the Star Wars
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>>25992845
I wish I could redirect your image to you considering you replied to the wrong person tard
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>>25994582
>scitwi knows exactly what EqG pony twi looks like naked
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>>25986909
pls continue.
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>>25994821
Woah now
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>you will never cuddle with twilight
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>>25994971
not sure if this picture is 2 lewd 4chan or not but I would rather not risk it
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/1/4/1059556__solo_twilight+sparkle_explicit_solo+female_clothes_humanized_equestria+girls_bottomless_undressing_human+twilight.png
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>>25995231
Saved
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>>25990235
Your asking too much
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>>25995392
Dammit wrong You're
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Did jeff die
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>>25995809
No, I'm here. For some reason, every time I start to get on a roll with writing, everyone I know suddenly wants to see me for long, boring excursions into nothing.

Trapshit finale coming tonight.
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>>25975228
Oh my god it's really you
THE PRODIGAL SON HAS RETURNED
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What greens have Midnight Sparkle in them?
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>>25974999
>>25975228
please be telling the truth
please
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>>25996167
None
yet
c:
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>>25996167
There's only one that I know of, but I don't have the link to it. It was about Twilight taking the magic of the other mane 6 to make her breasts bigger. For some reason it isn't in the list even though I think the person who wrote it resposted it here with a pastebin link.

Besides that, BBSA had Midnight briefly.
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>>25996318
It's called midnight is coming
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>>25968146
>filename
Yes you are
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I want to forcefeed SciTwi quesadillas
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>>25996419
Why would you do that you literal monster?
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>>25996462
To hear her make cute squeals and sobs as the warm and oozing cheese drips onto her face
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>>25996509
Just imagine all your creamy white cheese all over her face
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>>25996667
>White cheese
>Quesadilla
>Year 0 of Our Lord Trump
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>>25996706
I hope it happens
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Where is chronos
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>>25996889
Wow, I really like that Trainer Sunset pic. It's probably been posted before but I don't remember seeing it
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>>25968146

Something about twilight with a power lust makes my dick diamonds.
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>>25968146
>It's late at night. You wake up to make yourself a sandwich. All of a sudden, Midnight Sparkle is peeking at you outside your window. She has a mischievous, cunning look on her face. Wat do?
Wat do? Well I start by SMASHING DAT MOTHA FUKKIN LIKE BUTTON
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>>25982412

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAzXEIsxl4
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Why is traplight so frustrating to read sometimes?
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>>25997157
Because jeff won't ever let us have our cutey trap waifu, and hug_ her too.
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>>25997169
P-p-putrid.
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Wouldn't it be cool if we could make a robot SciTwi? Oh! Or genetically engineer a SciTwi!
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>>25997546
>you will never wake up to this
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>>25995231
>your qt scitwi gf will never change in front of you
>she'll never be oblivious about it, making it nonsexual, being a socially oblivious nerd
fuck that sounds so adorable
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>>25969449
>original story is nothing but tragedy
>entire general adopts the idea
I can't say I'm surprised
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>>25969636
Everyone knows Trender raped Twilight and you honestly expect me to believe Anon didn't go buy a rapier and fuck his shit up?
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Is the writefag who wrote anon and scitwi story back yet?
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>>25998256
gonna have to be a bit more specific there nonners
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>>25998004
The /nst/ motto is "Reality is a cruel joke told by a mad god, and I'm the punchline"
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>>25998057
I said this once or twice but I really want this to be the ending
trender gets his dick cut off by twilight and then twi fucks him dry
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>>25998324
Let go of your hate, nonnie
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>>25998324
>>25998374
https://youtu.be/jZ6nF6JKtRc
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>>25998287
The rick and morty themed one
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>>25998493
Instant Coffee hasn't came back
but I hope he will eventually
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>>25998516
He's been writing in another thread i guess he realized this thread is shit and decided not to come back
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>>25998706
what thread?
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>>25998706
Wait where's coffee at?
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man, I haven't updated my stuff since the last year. I'm so damn slow.
sorry for the way too long wait

Sugar-rushed incoming at breakneck speeds 'cuz I'm hungry
http://pastebin.com/GYyXD9md
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>>25998791
>The air outside is even colder than inside. Just why did you have to come out? Why did you even have to come on this dumb trip in the first place?
>Your life sucks.
>Everything sucks.
>You head to the big table where everyone is eating, and where at least Indigo proved to be a good friend and saved a bread and a cup of tea for you.
>Sunny is with her forehead on the table, mug in hand, apparently unable to wake up. Lemon is nowhere to be seen, and Sour has such a tired and annoyed expression you're gonna bet she didn't sleep all night, and killed Lemon.
>"What took you so long?"
"It was too cold and I didn't want to get up," you say sitting down and picking up the warm cup.
>"Oh, ok... What about Twilight though?" she asks almost causing the cup to slip out of your hands.
"Heavy sleeper I guess. Since when do we care about her?"
>"I don't know, just asking. I thought we could have waked her up with a bucket of water if you had got up earlier."
>Ok, that gets a chuckle out of you. After all the abuse she's put you through, you deserve a little revenge.
>But then she passes right behind you, and again she slides her finger under your shirt across your back, making you shudder before going to the end of the table again.
>I-It's not fair! You can't even plot revenge when she does this to you.
>You can barely cover up the blushing with the cup.
>Oh why heavens? What have you done to deserve this?
>Are your soul and flesh condemned to spend their days longing for her touch, forever burning in the heat of her lust?
>As Dante did for Beatrice and Petrarch for Laura?
>Who are we but poets who can't turn not to look, at she who the sun gives way in the afternoon?
>Oh! Why must--!
>"Sugarcoaat, hellooo?"
>Indigo snaps her fingers in front on your face, stopping your musings.
"Did you say something?"
>She facepalms.
>It's ok. You were going overboard anyway. Your poetry sucks. You're not even a poet. You should stop being so pretentious.
>Maybe you should love less.
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>>25998727
>>25998739

this one >>25940474

the story is also on his pastebin its pretty good
http://pastebin.com/RehdDr0x
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>>25998798
>"Nevermind, just... Hey, Sunny, ya breathing?" she says turning her attention to something else.
>Sunny mumbles something that's too muffled to even attempt to understand.
"What's up with her?"
>"I don't know. She was like this when I found her. She just wants attention I guess."
>Sunny raises her head to shoot daggers at Indigo.
>"It happens that Indigo took the only good bed and left me to sleep on a mattress thinner than a sponge," she says fixing her hair. "I have the planks marked on my back."
>"That's what you get for taking so long in the bathroom. Besides, someone as slender as me would have suffered more. I mean, it's logic Sunny, c'mon."
>"Are you saying I'm fat?"
>"No, I just... kind of implied it. It's called subtext, I learned that the other day."
>Here we go again.
>You'll never understand why people love fighting so much.
>Maybe someday, somehow, your friends will be able to spend a day without hurling insults at each other.
>Before they kill another one you hope.
>While they argue you notice everyone is already starting to leave. You didn't thought you had taken so long in the cabin, but maybe time just likes going faster when you don't want it to.
>The rest of the day is sure to be as painfully long as possible.
>Life is painful.
>With less people on the way, finding Lemon becomes particularly easy. She even turns away as soon as you look near her, because she's totally not watching her friends from afar at all times all alone.
>Is she mad at everyone now or what?
>This was annoying enough yesterday. If by next Monday she's still like this you swear you're gonna unfriend her on Stablebook.
>That'll show her.
>A few feet to the right is Twilight, eating alone and away from everyone, not even with Cadence to keep her company.
>And then even more to the right is Suri.
>You briefly lock eyes with Suri.
>It's awkward.
>You turn away your gaze in shame, cross your legs, and try to eat quickly so you can be on time for...
>For what, really?
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>>25998811
>There must be surely something to work on before you can even think of resting, this being a school trip and not some crappy vacations, but you have no idea of what.
>This is what schedules and paper were made for. Why don't people use them? Would it have been too much work to print about 15 sheets?
>Oh, but this is also (and mostly honestly) Twilight's fault. She lured you off the path. That vile and sensual nymph. She practically chained you to be the bed so you wouldn't go out.
>Just look at her, eating all so innocently and lonely, as if she was a, a... a GOOD girl. A prude and shy student who only thinks of her studies, bullied relentlessly because of her weakness.
>Ha!
>But you know better. You're not letting her ruin your grades and your future, whatever it is.
"What are we supposed to do now, Indigo?"
>"Well, well, look who's confused now. If only you had been paying attention when I was talking you'd--"
"Sunny, what are we going to do now?"
>"We--"
>"Ok ok, sheesh! We're going to see a waterfall and a river. That's all."
"A waterfall? In the middle of these dusty mountains?"
>"Yup, and a river too."
>That sounds pretty.
>You should have brought your camera.
>Indigo leans in over the table to whisper.
>"We're supposed to do homework there, but I'm bringing my swimsuit. No one's gonna rob me of my fun."
"There are no dressing rooms there, you know?"
>"I know. I'll just wear it under my clothes and take them off there."
"You're gonna sweat like a pig."
>"Eh, we're all gonna sweat anyway, except for me when I'm swimming in that cold refreshing water. Why don't you join me? I don't want to be alone."
"Because I don't have a swimsuit."
>"Uh huh... Well, sucks to be you. I'm gonna ask Lemon, she'll support me on this."
>Indigo stands up to ask her, and Lemon smiles like an idiot only by watching her approach.
>So she just doesn't want to even sit anywhere near you.
>That's great.
>You're unfriending her as soon as you get a signal.
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>>25998791
>>25998802
>sugarlight is being updated
>instant coffee came back
>mfw I am busy right now and cant read either of them
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>>25998828
>The weather had went from a chillingly cold air in the morning to a mere cold air with a roasting sun by the time when you were almost done.
>Cadance called everyone to gather up, and everyone was moving except you who were still eating.
>And so you hit the road, with barely enough time to grab your stuff. And you know what? It gets worse from there, because at least on the camp you had some shade.
>Here?
>Here's nothing.
>It's all dust and almost dead trees everywhere.
>You'd think that at least your parasol would save you, give you protection against the elements.
>But it just barely helps, because there's neither any wind here, and the ground is hot too and making your shoes burn.
>You've been walking for half an hour with a heavy bag with books, slowly but surely tiring yourself out, with no sight of rivers anywhere near here, just taking notes of random plants and dumb archaeological rocks which Cadance says are interesting.
>And even with light white clothes, you still find yourself sweating.
>SWEATING.
>You won't get through this. You're gonna die on this fire road, legs hurting and lips cracking.
>Hell is what this is.
>Hell I tell you.
>"Are you ok Sugarcoat?"
>Twilight.
>It's only this girl that reminds you this will be over at some point.
"Do I look ok?"
>"You look tired."
>"Yeah. That's because I am."
>You look back at your friends who are talking and laughing with Lemon, while you idly get closer and closer to Twilight.
>In a moment you two are under the parasol, almost touching hands, her face inches from yours.
"Wait. What the heck are you doing you nerd?"
>"Uh, what?"
"You're getting too close. People will suspect"
>You take off your bag and hand it to her.
"Here. Carry this and get lost."
>She yelps and almost falls over when grabbing it. God, your shoulder hurts so much.
>With some effort Twilight puts the bag on. If you had had time to organize it this wouldn't be happening, so it's her fault anyway.
>"Wait, let me help you with that."
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>>25998849
>Out of nowhere, not even from your weirdest dreams you might ever have comes this guy.
>He takes the bag, YOUR bag, and puts it on while getting in between you and Twilight.
>"Uh, thanks, Trenderhoof?"
>"Please, call me 'Trend,'" he says kissing her hand.
>What's this.
>What's happening.
>Oh my God what.
>"Oh, and you" he says turning to look at you, eyeing you up and down. "Ain't you got any shame, abusing this fine lady?"
"That I... what?"
>"Don't lie to me Sugar-clot, I've seen you," he says almost touching you with his accusing finger. "All day tormenting this poor girl. Ordering her around, throwing juices at her, beating her in the bathrooms and even in public. You're nothing more than a sad lowlife bully."
"Do you have a real-life clot on your brain?"
>"Very funny, but no. I've never had something so clear in my mind. It's been enough already, and I'm not gonna stand by this injustice against this defenseless lady."
>Trenderhoof practically grabs her arm.
>This is a joke, right?
>This is some Truth or Dare stuff that's going on with his friends.
>You look for them to find they're not even paying attention.
>"So go back to your sleazy friends. Such lowly scum doesn't deserve to stand anywhere near us."
"Y-You..."
>You feel you already hate this guy.
>You want to take off his glasses and punch him in the face, joke or not.
>But fine. Whatever. You stand back and let him be. If he's trying to score with Twilight then he's getting nowhere.
>And he's still carrying your bag.
>"So you're new on the school?"
>"Kind of? It's been a almost a month."
>"Yes, of course. Time goes flying sometimes. What kind of music do you like?"
>"I... don't know? Whatever sounds good I guess."
>"That's cool, being unbounded by genres and human constructs. I'm pretty diverse myself too. Do you like Útvarp Hovd?"
>"I'm sorry, what?"
>"It's an experimental rock band. You wouldn't understand if you haven't heard them."
>"Oh, right..."
>Twilight is too nice for even trying.
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>>25998866
>"So you see, I've always been a fan of hats. I used to wear trilbies years ago, back when nobody had any idea of what they even were. So I made it popular, but then the copycats started to pop up, and suddenly everyone was wearing fedoras, which is basically a suckier version of the trilby. By that time I had switched to the flat cap, which was much more fitting for my introverted personality, so I didn't really care, but you see, with time you question the value of a hat..."
>You've been walking for another half an hour overhearing this idiot just droning on and on about himself.
>He just doesn't get tired of talking or even of carrying your bag, his inflated ego being enough to negate its weight.
>But more than rage, you feel sorry for Twilight, who apparently can't just tell him to fuck off.
>"And though the Allegory of the Cave is entry-level stuff, it's why I believe looking for a hat that represents the man is futile, since we cannot grasp its true form, Dear."
>Dear.
>This is way too stupid to be a joke. This guy is for real.
>"I think you may be referring to the theory of forms... possibly."
>"Don't worry, the Allegory is a hard subject to understand. You'll get it eventually."
>"Right..."
>"Are you ok? You look tired. Want me to stand on your other side so the sun doesn't hit you?"
>God.
>He gets on her other side before she even talks.
>Even if Twilight was straight he wouldn't have a chance.
>"Thanks... I guess."
>"So, enough about me. I want to know about you."
>"Uh, well, what do you want to know?"
>"I don't know, anything. For instance, why do you always have a bun?"
>"Uh, it keeps my hair out of the things I touch."
>"So it's a purely practical matter?"
>"Yeah."
>"And the simple clothing?"
>"It's comfortable."
>"Oh, Twilight, you have such insightful thoughts! You're so authentic, so real, unlike other girls who try to look like dolls."
>Says the guy wearing a sweater here.
>"Uh, thanks again?"
>"We have so much to learn from each other."
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>>25998889
So that's it. Pastebin to be updated as soon as I fix a truckload of dumb things on it, and track down the old bullylight posts because I haven't updated that thing yet.

Also, I know this is late as hell, but I really enjoyed the Tony Tomato CYOA from last month.

And fuck you captcha for your food images.
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/r/ing more >hooves Scilight
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>>25999226
That Sunny is losing her mind
I guess being in a threeway polyamory with a magic pony princess and her counterpart from an alternate universe will do that
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>>25999445
honestly I would lose my mind if that happened to me too
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twilight and sunset are perfect for eachother
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>>25999998
Close but the better girl was chosen.
>>26000000
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>>26000153
>sunset
>better
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>>26000153
still having sunset is better than having >>26000001
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>>25969994

>Anon picks you up a little past six in the morning, and the two of you head out under the pink-and-blue sky
>The sun is just creeping up over the horizon as the two of you stop for breakfast before getting on the highway
>You decide to get McGriddles, a sure sign that this is going to be a good day
>Since it's his car, you let him be in control of the music, even if you're not looking forward to dealing with his pleb tastes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xsu-isswhk

>The two of you don't talk much, just occasionally commenting on landmarks and other oddities
>But the excitement in the car is palpable, to the point where you can taste its electric, sour mass with each breath you take
"Hey. If you want, you know, I can hang back for a bit."
>"Huh?"
"When we go to see Trixie. I don't want to get in the way."
>Anon looks at you as if you'd just tried to insert your McGriddle into your own anus
>"Are you crazy? Trixie won't shut up about how excited she is to see you. Like damn, it's almost enough to make me jealous."
"Really?"
>"Of course really. It's Trixie, what did you expect? There's no way you're hanging back. In fact... I want you to be the first thing Trixie sees."
"Wait, are you sure? I mean, you're her boyfriend..."
>"I am. But you're the one who got the two of us together. You're... I dunno, you're the one who's made the biggest impact on her, at least it seems that way. So I want her to see you."
"But... I dunno, it doesn't seem right."
>"Trust me, this is what'll make her happy. I'll have plenty of time with her when we get back, anyway. Just trust me on this."
"Well... alright. But if she tramples me to get to you, I'm suing."
>"Deal."
>Anon stomps on the case, his car roaring down the highway as his iPod selects another cheesy ska track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n965KIDX9U
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*stomps on the gas

>>26000236

>You get to the academy a little past seven PM, both of you stepping out into the parking lot to stretch your legs
>It's completely empty, lit only by the afternoon Summer sun and a few scattered street lamps
>The two of you walk towards the front of the academy, glancing at each other, both seeing disgust mirrored in the other's face
>Prim Hemline's academy is a dour, blocky, colorless building
>The campus consists of a few monolithic brick buildings, connected by gravel walkways
>There's no grass or plant life anywhere within the academy's vicinity, not even a shrub or stray sapling
>It's barren and grim, and you can only marvel at how someone like Trixie survived in a place like this
>Speaking of Trixie, the front doors of the academy open, revealing an exhausted-looking, but undoubtedly excited, Trixie
>She locks eyes with Anon, then turns to look at you, shaking
>Her hair is cut short, even shorter than you've started wearing yours, and she's lost all of her familiar pudge, almost as if the school tried to mold her in its own utilitarian image
>But the smile that lights her face up as she comes charging towards you is enough to brighten the entire school, with light to spare
>You step back, assuming, despite Anon's assurances, that she'll want to be with her boyfriend first
>And, well, you're half right
>She charges into Anon with an unintelligible shout of glee
>However, she doesn't stop there
>Displaying the ridiculous strength she's always possessed, Trixie bullrushes Anon, dragging him right into you
>The three of you collide in a rough, ballistic hug
>Trixie keeps her right arm wrapped around Anon and wraps the left around you, squeezing you with a hug so tight you're swear you're going to need a chiropractor
>"You came! You came for Trixie! You really came!"
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>>26000354
>"Of course we did, your crazy girl-- mmf..."
>Trixie doesn't even allow Anon to speak before she starts kissing him
>You glance away, face hot, embarrassed to be so close to the two as they share such an intimate, joyous moment
>But nowhere near as embarrassed as you become when Trixie starts kissing you too
>Not on the mouth, of course, but she showers your cheeks with little pecks, like an excited puppy
>With one arm, she lifts your entire body off the ground, squeezing you until you nearly black out
>"Twilight! You're here!"
"Y-yeah! It's me..."
>Realizing she's crushing the life from you, Trixie sets you down, pulling you back into a much gentler embrace
>She leans her head on the space where your and Anon's shoulders meet, and you can feel her tears seeping into the fabric of your shirt
>"Trixie missed you two so much! So much! So, so much! And your shirts smell really nice!"
>Anon gives you an "I told you so" smile, before reaching up to stroke his girlfriend's hair
>You lean against Trixie, returning her hug, feeling unbidden tears forming in your own eyes

>The ride here was a little boring, but the ride back is anything but
>Trixie has a *lot* of stories to tell you
>She sits up front with Anon, bouncing in her chair as she regales you with everything noteworthy that's happened to her since she left
>"So when Trixie got here she was super, super sad! Everyone was really mean to her, and they made fun of the way they talked and sometimes kicked her and they called her a retard but Trixie just kept thinking 'If Twilight was here, what would she do? And what would Anon want Trixie to do' and she just, you know, stopped caring! She laughed at the people who didn't like her, and she kept making her drawings, and kept playing with her cards, and, well... they just stopped being mean! I mean, sure, Trixie had to get in a couple fights but not a lot of them! Just like fifteen or sixteen! Then the other girls just stopped being mean to Trixie!"
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>>26000547
>...
>"And there was this girl named Gilda! Oh, she was awesome! When she first met Trixie, and said 'Go fuck yourself, you autistic blue cunt!' And she said that every day! At first Trixie was really sad, because she thought she hated her. But, one day, Trixie lost her lunch ticket and didn't get any food and was SUPER sad, and she just put her tray in front of Trixie and when Trixie tried to thank her she just said, 'Fuck off' and Trixie realized that Gilda actually really liked her and it was super awesome so when she lost her gym shoes Trixie found her and let her borrow hers and later..."
>...
>"So they finally let Trixie use the TV in the lounge and Trixie put on Gurren Lagann and everybody loved it and soon she started anime nights with everyone and they super liked her cartoons even though they said they were 'gay' and 'retarded' but they still watched them and asked Trixie to bring them every week and..."
>...
>By the time you pull into a motel (it's midnight, and Anon's too tired to drive), Trixie is talking about some cooking anime she now adores
>You're only half-listening at this point, but her voice makes for wonderful background noise
>She chatters all the way to the room, and doesn't shut up even when her and Anon get in bed together
>And so you allow Trixie's ramblings about her new fanfiction ideas -- a lot of which seem to involve heavily-insecure girls with 'body deformities,' for some reason -- lull you to sleep

There's going to be a non-canon threesome that occurs here. Will be written after the story is finished.

>As always, you wake up feeling groggy, wondering where the hell you are
>"Pillow fight!"
>Trixie body-slams you, smashing her pillow into your face
>You nearly piss yourself in terror, trying to worm you way out from under her before you suffocate
>As soon as you sit up, a pillow creams you in the face, knocking you back onto the mattress
>"Come on! Summon your stand and face Trixie!"
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>>26000709
>threesome
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>>26000709
"Agh! Calm down!"
>"Never! Trixie is Emperor! Face her, scrub!"
>She whacks you with the pillow again
>You grab up yours, giving her a hearty -- and immensely satisfying -- whack across the face
>Trixie sprawls backwards, dazed
>Before you can land another blow though, she bounces back up, swinging her pillow with powerful swishes
>Once clocks you in the jaw, sending you off the side of the bed
>You raise your hands in surrender
>"Haha! Trixie is undefeated!"
>Across the bed, you can see Anon sprawled on the floor, looking dazed
>You smile to yourself, realizing he must have gotten it way worse

>On the way home, you stop for breakfast again (pancakes this time, McGriddles are too sacred to be partaken of two days in a row), and Trixie decides to share the back seat with you
>Apparently she didn't sleep much last, because she's out like a light after only an hour, leaning her head on your shoulder and snoring like a landslide
>Anon smiles at the sight, turning the music up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px254bv3gl4

>He could have chosen something a little more fitting...
>And so the two of you speed back towards Canterlot High, Anon humming happily along with his music and Trixie snoozing on your shoulder
>You rest your own head against the window, watching trees and roadsigns zip by
>It's crazy how much you've been through, really
>You can hardly remember the first day you met Trixie, now that you think back to it
>So much of it happened, some of it amazing and some of it purely horrible
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>>26001382
>You aren't naive enough to believe that this is your "happy ending," that everything will be okay now that you have Trixie back
>But, somewhere deep in your gut, you can feel that the worst of it is behind you
>And, no matter what new, horrible shit may find its way into your life, you'll always have your friends
>And no matter how many painful, heartrending moments you may have to endure in the future, they can't take this one away from you
>You close your eyes, listening to the hum of the engine beneath you and the rasp of Trixie's breathing
>Nothing can take this from you

*Approximately one year has passed*

>You wake up alone, as usual, groping at the warm spot where Starlight should be
>Sitting up, you rub your eyes, discovering that your roomate is, of course, seated as her desk, three textbooks open in front of her
>When she notices you're awake, Starlight smiles at you, and you slide out of your bed, the minuscule size of your dorm room requiring only two steps for you to approach her
>You wrap your arms around her, placing a little kiss on her neck
>Starlight rests her head against you, and you realize dark bags have formed under her eyes
"You gotta take it easy, Star. The 4.0 isn't worth killing yourself for..."
>You punctuate your words with a kiss on her ear
>"Of course, Twilight. But that big Western Civ essay is tomorrow, and--"
"Yeah, yeah, and you need to make sure you do better than perfect. I get it, Star."
>You place a final kiss on her nose, chuckling at the indignant blush rising on her face
>"I appreciate my academics, Twilight. What can I say?"
>As hard as she tries to stay angry, her face breaks into a smile, and your mouths meet for a brief kiss
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>>26001687
>"So? Where are you going?"
>As she returns to her reading, you strip out of your pajamas and begin pulling on your usual skirt/vest combo
"I'm gonna go see Trixie and Anon. Apparently they've got something for me."
>"Aww. Well, have fun. Text me if you need anything, okay?"
"I'll be fine, Star. Focus on your studies, alright?"
>"You say that like I know how to do anything else."
"Oh? I can think of a few other things..."
>Fully dressed, you bend in to kiss Starlight goodbye, flicking her tongue into her mouth to tease her
>"H-hey! You can't do that to me and just leave."
>You laugh as you head out of your dorm, grabbing your keys
"Later, Star!"

>The walk to Anon and Trixie's store is short and quite pleasant, on account of the sunny Summer day surrounding you
>A set of bells jingle as you enter, the familiar sent of cardboard greeting you as you making your way through the labyrinth of shelves, each of them stocked with a cornucopia of board, card, and video games
>It's a nerd paradise, which should be no surprise, given the owner
>"Hey Twilight!"
>Trixie pops up from behind the corner, her arms stacked with packs of Power Ponies™ official trading cards
"Hey, Trix. Where's Anon?"
>"Upstairs. Wrapping your present."
"Present? My birthday was two months ago."
>"Yeah... remember how Trixie told you those were super-expensive chocolates she imported from Switzerland?"
"Yeah?"
>"Trixie lied, she bought them at Walmart because your real gift hadn't shown up in the mail yet. Sorry! But we've got it now! Anon!"
>"Coming!"
>You hear footsteps up above as he descends from the room he and Trixie share above the store
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>>26001800
>owning a card/comic shop with your SO
The one time something I legitimately want in life comes up in a green.
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>>26001800
>Anon, looking much scruffier than he used to, wraps you in a hug as soon as he sees you, handing you a present wrapped in silvery foil
>And covered in Trixie's original artwork
>"You like it, right!?"
>Trixie leans in, beaming
"I mean, I haven't opened it, yet..."
>"Yeah but you like the wrapping, right?"
"Of course I do, Trix."
>You delicately pry the paper apart, revealing a special-edition set of Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>It's a Japanese release, of course, which'll make for excellent practice
>And the box itself is gorgeous
"You guys... wow..."
>"Cool, huh?"
>"Trixie knew you would like it!"
>Pulling one of Trixie's classic moves, you wrap both in a hug, trying your best not to cry
>But you don't try hard enough

>After sharing lunch and a good talk about some new game involving maids fighting on spaceships, you bid the two goodbye
>But not before promising to watch through the DVD with them, of course
>There are already tentative plans for a double-date to watch it, which you're sure Starlight will love
>Unfortunately, you have to cut your visit short in order to leave for class
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>>26001835
>But you know you'll be back tomorrow, if not later today
>You've finally got something no one can take from you
>Starlight, Anon, Trixie...
>Every day, no matter how dismal, seems to be brightened by them, their love, their flaws, their perfection, all melding into a soft, warm light that fills everything around you
>And you know in your heart that, no matter what, they're always going to hold that light
>You'll always have them for anime-binge nights, to bring you snacks on long studying nights, to hug you, to remind you you're worth more than the imperfections in your body, and that you're wanted
>You'll always have them
>And you love them all so very, very much

The End

Ending Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp5uMxhsmcI

Thank you all so much for reading, for discussing the story, and for being such an appreciative audience. Unfortunately, I have to announce that this story will be the last major one I will do for this thread. I have other projects I want to focus on, and other stories I promised to finish. I'll still dip in every now and then to drop updates on Space Twixie and Twalot's Bizarre Adventure, of course, but I won't be around nearly as much. Thank you for making this such a wonderful journey, everyone.
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>>26001870
I will miss you jeff
also I started work on a little present for you and everyone here
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>>26001870
Best of luck to you and thanks Jeff
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>>26001870
>>You'll always have them for anime-binge nights, to bring you snacks on long studying nights, to hug you, to remind you you're worth more than the imperfections in your body, and that you're wanted
>>You'll always have them
>>And you love them all so very, very much
thats sappier than i wouldve expected from you mango, but still a good close. any close is good really.
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>>26001884
>Tomoko randomly in the corner
what's that have to do with literally anything
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>>26001924
Really? I love me some sappy shit. Glad to hear you enjoyed it, though.
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>>26001870
Mr. Jeff's Feel Ride is over
Please, pick up whatever is left of your feels and exit to the right
We need a Twilight and/or Scilight version of pic related
That was beautiful, so glad i decided to read this all those months ago
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>>26001969
>he dosen't know about EqGwf
I don't know how to react to this
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>>26001986
I WANT MY R9KLIGHT
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>>26001870
Moving Traplight to the completed section.
Thanks for everything, Jeff! You've done a great at making /nst/ great. Shine on you crazy diamond!
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>>26002046
>You've done a great
it's late and I cannot into english
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>>26002046
>Shine on you crazy diamond!
Jeff is actually Jousuke
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>>26001969
>There are people
>On this thread
>That dont know about PAPER
Why are you even wasting your time on this shithole

Also
[Spoiler]>Believing Eqg's lies[/spoiler]
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>>25981485
anyone else have a idea for the weekly suggested prompt
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>>26001870
This is a good ending.

So long and thanks for all the fish, Jeff.
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>>25981485
"Indigo, is that Anon-- Oh my gosh..."
>"SHHH, keep it down. This is hot as hell!"
"B-but *sniffle* he's supposed to be my boyfriend..."
>"Well, his tongue seems to disagree."
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>>26002333
>It's Tony Tomato
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>>25981485
Midnight has taken over Equestria and must make the choices for her new kingdom
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>>26001870

See you later, Space Cowboy
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>>26002184
I want to be bullied by SciTwi in stuttered Cantonese rice farming imageboard memes.
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>>26002367
>TT x Anon
>even more gayshit

I am tired of the rampant gayshit in this thread. Why do you fags insist on shipping Tony with other dudes? Do you fags enjoy being cucked this much?
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>>26001884
>Grand Theft Waifu: Los Sadboys
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>>26001979
I think I tried but I think I failed.

>>26001870
Take care Jeff, and may the Dyke be with you.
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>>26004416
Looks pretty good dot
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>>26001870
I can't even remember the last time a story in this place held my interest so well―must've been late 2013 at best.
But this kept me coming back daily looking for updates.
When I saw your first mentions of this story and its premise I'd thought it was going to be some campy/contrived aimless drivel as is often the case, but you really turned my expectations on their head. This was a really enjoyable story, Jeff.

Gud job.
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Gonna try something new since I'm having a difficult time trying to plot out the next part of Sperg. I want you guys to give me some SciTwi-related prompts. Whether they be Sperg-related, crossovers, shipping, whatever. Whatever prompt gets the most replies by 7 PM central, I will do a little one shot. So let's have some fun.
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Vote for which prompts you would like to see here http://strawpoll.me/6459897

>>26005923
you can take one of the less voted prompts and then put the most voted in the next OP
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>>26005923
OP is a hack and decides to gag on Jeff's dick
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>>26004641
>people find me out by my writing
>people find me out by my Paint drawings
So much for anonymity.
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>>26006256
you don't need to worry about that
I am a sperg so I can remember a lot about everyone here such as their writing and art style
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>>26006269
Do you think you could you elaborate on my style? I'm curious since I can usually guess when BBSA, Jeff or EQG are writing, but I don't really know what makes my writing 'mine'.

Also, where's BBSA?
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>>26006390
well I can't really describe to you what your style is, thats one of the drawbacks of being a sperg
as a sperg I can remember a lot but I am horrible at describing it to others especially when it comes to "Styles"
I can differentiate and identify different writers but for my life I couldn't describe why

also if I remember BBSA said he was going to take a break before starting act 3
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It feels good knowing that every story I write teaches me something new about storycrafting.
Blogposting intensifies
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>>26006084
...never mind, then.
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>>26007012
do the midnight rules over equestria one in the suggested prompt
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>>26007032
might either do that or Twilight cheating on Anon with Tony Tomato. Dunno yet, we'll see
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>>26007067
Why not apple dave?
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>>26007081
Who the hell is apple dave
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>>26007102
Who the hell is tony tomato?
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>>26007116
One day someone was complaining here that really the only straight love intrest for twilight was anon and someone created tony tomato as a response
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>>26007116
>>26007171
Picture of him
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>>25996889
Chronos is dead, but I, his evil clone Chroonos have written 8 posts to be dumped tonight! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>26007102
my OC
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>>26007374
Why not Apple Adam?
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Do you think EqG people have /x/ happenings and stories and such? Was magic a new concept to them before the shimmigrants came?
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>>26009025
Okay. I don't like Dykeshit, but that is hot as fuck. Makes me wanna draw a threesome with Anon, and Twilight doing that to Sunset
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>>26009047
>our face when we are assimilating those who hate dykeshit
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>>26009091
Even Locutus agrees with that.
Somewhat.
I have no clue what the rest of the Borg mind are doing to his dick.
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>>26009091
I don't hate it! Just not my cup of tea when done wrong
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>>26009168
is your cup of tea Earl Grey
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>>26009200
Black
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>>26009025
>Your heart is pounding through your chest right now. You're almost afraid that they may hear it.
>It's been a long night of beer, and monopoly, and all the party goers have either went home or fell asleep.
>Rarity, and Applejack left early, but Pinkie is passed out in the corner with a lampshade on her head, while Fluttershy,and Dash are leaning on one another dead drunk sleep.
>You being the only "square" is wide awake, panting at the scene taking place before you.
>Twilight Sparkle, and Sunset Shimmer in a drunken lust, sit across from you on an armchair.
>"M-mmnnh..!"
>Sunset releases cute moans every so often, as Twilight suckles her expose nipples like a baby breastfeeding.
>Your boner presses painfully against your jeans as Sunset looks you in the eyes, with a red tint on her face.
"Why am I even here..."
>You're not even close to these girls, and on the one chance you're invited to a Pinkie party, you're exposed to this.
>She holds out a trembling hand, curling a finger for you to come to her.
>This is frightening, and exciting all at once.
>Your head is swinging in a sexual haze, and all your senses feel super activated, as you get up, and slowly approach.
>You feel like if someone touches you even a little, you'll explode.
>Kneeling next to Twilight, who is circling her tongue around Sunset's areola, you lock eyes with Shims.
>She opens her top up more, offering her dry breast to you.
"You want me to..?"
>What a dumb question.
>"Mnh...y-yeah..aaahhh~"
>She releases a sultry sigh, sweat beginning to build on her skin.
>Her head tilts back, and she begins gyrating her hips in her seat.

I dare you to not expand /NST/ and Shimmerniggers
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>>26009634
>spoiler
thats unfair I already lost
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>>26009634
>Invoking my shit tier fetish.
>Asking dong NOT to expand.
I'm only a man OP, not a god!

Also little over an hour until Trainerlight, get hype guys!
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>>26009789
>Chronos has a shit fetish
Not sure how I feel about this. Also I'm not OP. Just a sadistic bastard that likes to make his readers suffer Who's that Pokenon?
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>>26009873
>Who's that Pokenon
its Jeff Mango
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>>26010073
NO ASSHOLE.
It's a nigger seen from above.
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>>26009873
Oh you card! But naw, scat is fucking disgusting. Nipple sucking and such is my only weakness. [Go figure, its in almost ALL of my lewds : ^ ) ]
>>26010073
>>26010116
>Nig Nog from above
...ND?
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>Passing through the gate doesn't surprise you nearly as much as Celedon did. The streets are plowed, but it's no warmer than it was outside.
>Luckily, you all had the common sense to buy some incognito winter wear earlier. You'd be surprised how far some thicker leggings and an undershirt goes.
>M:"Chester and I are going to go take a look around on our own for a while, you and Trixie stay out of trouble okay?"
>She winks at you, causing you to blush. Calling out Chester, she hops on his back and rides off.
>T:"Trixie doesn't understand Moondancer... aren't you two dating?"
"Yeah, so?"
>She gazes off into the distance.
>T:"She should be more protective of you! Trixie is COMPETITION! She is beautiful, talented, and deeply infatuated with her girlfriend, she shouldn't be so trusting!"
>You mess up her hair to fluster her a bit.
"Are you implying you're word isn't good enough?"
>She pauses, blushing.
>T:"Of COURSE not..."
"Does that mean I'M untrustworthy?"
>She gritts her teeth.
>T:"No! Uhg, never mind! Trixie reserves the right to think it's suspicious regardless!"
>The conversation is interupted by Spike removing your trainer belt and bag, tossing you back your wallet.
"SPIKE, bad boy! What in Arceus's name are you doing?"
>He places both paws on your shoulders, looking into your eyes.
>"Bark bark!"
>Quizzically you stare back.
"Uh... okay? I don't know what you're up to but... I trust you?"
>He nods, walking northwards to the upper part of town.
>T:"Trixie thinks Twilight should see a nurse, she's clearly off the deep end."
"I trust Spike! He's a good boy, if he needs my pokemon for a while... AND all my stuff, then I'm sure it's important!"
>T:"You JUST said he was a bad boy seconds ago!"
"Well... I changed my mind! Spike has kept me safe so far, and I'm sure he just knows something I don't!"
>She shakes her head in disappointment.
"You are too trusting Sparkle..."
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>>26010686
>Grasping Trixies hand snaps her to attention.
"I'm cold, let's continue this riveting discussion later okay?"
>She shrinks a bit, letting her hair engulf her face.
>T:"F-fine!"
>The two of you walk around the city at random, stopping at places of interest like the Copycat house and little street vendors from time to time.
>Everyone is still in the post Christmas mood, with many decorations still littering the city.
>You're still not entirely okay with losing a couple months of your life, but it is nice to see a city like this frosted with snow. There's a lot of charm you would have missed out on otherwise.
>Trixie drags you to a hot chocolate booth advertising 'The most delicious peanut butter dunkers in Kanto!'.
>Peeking behind the counter is mouth watering to put it lightly. The hot chocolate is being prepared from scratch with bottles of Miltank milk and hand shaved chocolate over a Cyndaquil heated pan. Behind them is another worker focusing on making bread sticks in a Darumaka heated oven.
>Needless to say, you practically throw your pokedollars at them. You decide to share an order of the dunkers, but get two hot chocolates.
>They come out in an insulated tray with a warning label telling you where it's safe to hold. You guess something is inside the tray to keep the food hot?
>Happily munching like a munchlax, you finish up your lap around the city and head to the pokecenter where you hope to find Moondancer.
>Of course, you find much more than just her when you get there.
>Outside is a limping, blood splattered Spike.
"SPIKE, ARE YOU OKAY?"
>He smiles, nodding at you. Handing you back your pokeballs, he continues inside.
>Following him, you check your pokemon in to be healed and wait at the table Moondancers warming up at.
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>>26010862
If there's one thing I can say about your art man, is that I can never tell who the hell it is you're drawing unless they have specific clothes on or a name in the file.
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>>26010906
that's HiHiPuffy's art
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>>26010906
See >>26010957
>>26010862
>Suprisingly it doesn't take long for your pokemon to be returned to you. The nurse tells you that none of your pokemon were wounded, including Spike, and that they just needed a bit of rejuvenating.
>You decide it would be unwise to ask WHERE the blood came from, so you just nod and hope she doesn't ask.
>Spike snacks smugly on one of the remaining bread sticks, sitting back.
>Checking your party info in your dex you see that most of them have new attacks now! What did he do without you...?
>M:"So uh... you should challenge the gym here."
>Snapping out of it, you look over at Moony and see a shiny new badge staring you in the face.
"YOU WENT WITHOUT ME?!"
>M:"I didn't have a choice! You'll see when you get there... I guarantee you'll understand."
>You puff out your cheeks, but that does sound like a good way to end your day. There isn't many hours left before nightfall, and you don't exactly want to be out in the town after dark.
>Heading north, you spot an amber glow against the clouds. The closer you get the brighter it glows, until finally smoke becomes visible.
>M:"What the fucks going on? Is something on fire?!"
"Oh god, Trixie lets hurry! Alpheus and Garnet might be able to help!"
>Spike carries you, with Chester close behind carrying Moony and Trixie.
>Arriving at the north most part of town, you find the 'second gym' engulfed in flames with a bulky pale man out front. He's holding his arms up and keeping the spectators from getting close.
>BB:"Stay back! BULK BICEPS is preforming a controlled burn of his gym! Squirtle Squad is standing by!"
>He stops when he see's Spike, shaking his boots.
>Literally.
>BB:"Miss, does this Lucario belong to you?"
>You hesitantly nod.
>BB:"...Just take them. I'm not certified to give badges anymore but I CAN give you these."
>He shoves a pouch of pokeballs into your hand, which quickly empties into your PC.
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>>26010957
ah. I thought chronos was that person named after a shitty cartoon based off an even shittier j-pop duo, like how jeff is traplight.
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>>26011011
I'm honored, but no. Puff is way cooler than me AND can draw, they just are nice enough to do art for me from time to time when I ask.
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>>26011010
>Before you can question him, he goes back to repeating his safety instructions.
"Spike... WHAT DID YOU DO?"
>He holds up his paws, shaking them in defiance.
"...I miss those sweet few minutes when you could talk."
>You walk ahead, making Spike walk behind you in shame to the still standing gym.
"Lets hope THIS one doesn't burst into flames girls!"
>The doors open automatically, as if they were eager to get you inside.
>Spike reaches for you, but Moondancer giggles and holds his hand back preventing his warning.
>Stepping inside, you step on an arrow tile which flings you frictionlessly flying throughout the building. You helplessly spin through a vomit inducing roller-coaster like maze until finally arriving at the battlefield.
>A few feet away the rest of the gang pop out of a teleport panel.
"You...sadistic... bitch."
>If it wasn't taking all your concentration to prevent vomiting, you'd slap Moony right now.
>P:"OOOOO-! Another challenger so soon? This must be my BIRTHDAY! ...Oh, hi Twilight!"
>Your blood goes cold, looking up to find the thirsty gaze of Pinkie upon you.
"W-what are you doing here?"
>P:"Waiting for challengers silly! I have to spend SOME time at the gym after all!"
>That's exactly what you were afraid of.
"You never mentioned being a gym leader!"
>P:"Pshaw! Why ELSE would I move to Kanto? Welcome to my gym Twilight, do your best okay?"
"W-Wait! I'm not-"
>The gate behind you slams shut violently as Pinkie lifts of the ground, eyes gleaming at you with determination.
>P:"Come on Twilight, I wanna see you BATTLE!~"
>Her Trainers cap flies off as her hair unfurls and floats freely. Six pokeballs spin around her just like the knives in Trixie's 'Dance of the Doublades.
>Moondancer goes pale in shock, looking over towards you.
>M:"I SWEAR she didn't do this when I challenged her!"
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>>26010297
Challenge for the lewd nipple writefag. Keep doing your story, and see if you can make Chronos stop writing and start fapping!
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>>26011156
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>>26011086
>P:"Knock 'em dead Piñata!"
>Pinkie flings a dream ball from orbit, stopping it suddenly above the field and cracking it like an egg. A Sigilyph errupts out, swaying menacingly.
"Go, Owlowiscious!"
>Pinkie cackles at the sight of Owlish.
>P:"What's wrong Twi, haven't found a REAL bird yet?"
"Noctowls ARE birds!"
>She rolls her eyes.
>Piñata shoots Owlish with a multicolored beam of psychic energy. Despite the impressive appearance, he shrugs it off.
>Owlish retaliates with a Shadow Ball, which slams Piñata against the far wall in an instant K.O.
>P:"...Okay so MAYBE I underestimated him! Go Pompom!"
>She repeats her previous pokeball trick, only this time releasing a Swoobat.
>Pompom out speeds Owlish easily, bombarding him with intense telekinetic force.
>He tries another Shadow Ball, but Pompom isn't going down quite as fast.
>Owlish suffers another Psychic attack, making him a little shakey in the air. He connects with a second shadow ball, finishing off Pompom.
>T&M:"YEAH! GO OWLOWISCIOUS!"
>Pinkie looks genuinely furious as she flings the next ball.
>P:"Raver, TAKE. HIM. DOWN!"
>A Beheeyem levitates slowly above the field.
>You and Owlowiscious both know he can't take another attack, but switching out would just give her a free hit!
>If he's going down, he's going down hard!
"OWLOWISCIOUS, HYPER BEAM!"
>His beak opens wide as a bundle of pure energy focuses in his mouth. With all his might, he fires and sends Raver spinning.
>Owlish slowly flutters to the floor exhausted.
"You did great Owlish, I'm so proud of you!"
>"Whooooo!"
>Raver steadies himself, waving his arm downwards in a decisive swipe.
>Owlishs head impacts the floor with an loud thwack, knocking him out for the count.
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>>26011212
>Pinkie smiles triumphantly, shaking her head.
>P:"He was a real pest, my compliments Twi! What's next?"
>You smile back, fully aware that you have a strong lead at the moment.
"Finish him off Alpheus!"
>Tossing him out, you quickly have him use Take down. For the first time possibly ever he actually manages to out speed someone!
>Raver takes the blow without fail, but to your suprise it doesn't finish them off!
>With another wave of his hand, Alpheus's skull bounces off the floor in the same spot Owlish did. A small crater is forming from the critical damage.
>P:"*Yawn* NEXT!"
>You bite your lip, grabbing for Lulamoon. She knows Shadow Ball too, she can probably handle this.
>You chuck the ball from your belt, about to call out her name, when you realize somethings odd.
>Wasn't she in a Dive Ball? That looks like a standard... oh no!
>Tyrone lands solidly on the field, letting out an adorable roar.
>P:"Oooo-! I've never seen one of those! Show me what he's got!"
>You quickly peek at your dex, seeing he only has freaking biting moves!
>Okay... this one might do?
"Tyrone, use Crunch?!"
>For the second suprise in a row, Tyrone is actually faster than Raver! You don't know how slow that little guy is, but he makes Slugma's look fast.
>Tyrone stomps over to him, opening his jaw like an Ursaring trap and clamping his teeth into Ravers head with disturbing crunch.
>Raver goes limp in Tyrones mouth. Just as Pinkie goes to call Raver back, Tyrone dawns a golden glow.
>In a blinding flash of light, he grows an extra six feet and twice ad many teeth.
>Tyrone peeks back at you, the entirety of Raver in his blood stained mouth. He opens his jaws a little bit as if to ask permission to eat him.
"Spit him out! You don't eat trainers pokemon EVER!"
>He snorts at you before turning to Pinkie and stomping over to her. He opens wide and allows her to retrieve her saliva drenched pokemon.
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>>26011335
>Pinkies face is an uncertain mix of excitement and frustration.
>P:"Go Ponkie Poe!"
>Her Musharna is only on the field for a matter of seconds before Tyrone has sunk his jaws into her. She manages to get one volly of Psychic out before he bites down again fainting her.
>Tyrone places her down below Pinkie this time, allowing her to call her back normally.
>P:"STOP CRASHING MY PARTY! Knock his lights out Boogie!"
>Reuniclus wiggles slowly back and forth as if waiting for Tyrone. As expected, his jaws cleave right through the jelly exterior, leaving an arm and a large puddle of green goop on the floor.
>Horribly damaged, but not through, Boogie raises his remaining arm and blasts Tyrone with a point blank Flash Cannon.
>He drops Boogie like a gooey stone and falls limply to the ground in an earth shaking thump.
>Calling Tyrone back, you peer over to Boogie out of curiosity. He's managed to reattach his arm, soothing your conscience.
>P:"Getting MY badge won't be a cake walk Sparkle! Choose your next pokemon wisely!"
>Looking at Boogie, you're fairly sure a brisk breeze could K.O. him.
"Finish him Faust!"
>The little guy smiles at Boogie, who returns his kindness with a barrage of psychic shrapnel.
>You wince at the sight of Fausts waxy body torn asunder, leaving him conscious but unsightly to say the least.
>Frowning, he unleashes a dark pulse of energy that easily finishes off the little puddle.
>Fausts body glows an eerie blue, well it glows BRIGHTER you guess, enveloping it until it emerges as a Lampent.
>Pinkies teeth grit until they're about to break.
>P:"Congratulations on not one, but TWO of your pokemon evolving in one match...any OTHER match and I'd throw you a party!"
>She actually grips her last pokeball for emphasis, releasing it from the psychic glow.
>P:"But I'm ending this here!"
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>>26009634
>Wet, slurping sounds slip out from Twilight's mouth as she drunkenly continues suckling Sunset's bosom, with half lidded eyes from behind large framed glasses.
>Your eyes laser in on the act, with widened eyes.
>You've visited Anonymous boards where someone would recount a similar experience to others, but naturally you thought they were bull.
>Saying how they'd join in without a moments hesitation.
>In real life, for someone not experienced in the act, it's so much more different.
>The air feels thick, and smothering.
>A stifling musky aroma haunts the space between the three of you.
>"A-ah..."
>You see Twilight's teeth gently nibble on her saliva covered nub, making Sunny shake.
"Oh god...what do I do.."
>Sunset's legs slowly spread, as she gazes at you with a desperately aroused face.
>Do what feels right.
>With drying eyes, you place a hand on her clothed mound, feeling the moist, heat emitting from her sex.
>"Mnnh...T-touch me.."
>You swallow down a large gulp, and slowly run your fingers along her crotch, pressing down slightly with each stroke.
>Sunset shuts her eyes licking her lips.
>This is overloading what little sense you have left.
>You lean up, and clumsily place your mouth on the untouched breast, amateurishly mirroring Twilight.
>"N-not so hard baby....oooh...."
>It hurts so much. The desire to be free screams in waves of pain from below your belt.
>With your free hand you try to undo yourself hastily.
>It'd be easier if Sunset's covered heat wasn't pressing back into your hand.
>The musky scent doubles, accompanied by small squishy sounds.
>Your eyes trail down to two purple fingers working their ways in, and out, and around the folds of Twilight Sparkle.
>This is really happening.
>This is seriously happening.
>Keeping one hand on the back of Twilight's head, sunset uses her other to mosey out of her teal tights.
>The smell is almost overpowering, as they float down to her ankles.

No expanding
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>>26011480
>Pinkie pitches her last dream ball at the ground, calling out a Gothitelle only half a foot shorter than you.
>P:"END THIS LILITH!"
>She leans into her words, practically doing a flip in the air.
>Lilith sends out an even stronger Dark pulse, knocking the lights out of Faust.
>Making the obvious choice between Lulamoon and Spike, you send out the sapphire savior to synch the win!
>Out speeding Lilith, Lulamoon delivers a powerful shadow ball to her gut.
>Lilith retaliates with a... Thunderbolt?
>While it doesn't do much damage, Lulamoon has almost certainly been paralyzed. Her movements have almost halted all together.
>You try to urge her to move, but it's no use. She receives two consecutive shadow balls before losing consciousness.
>T:"That's not fair! She can't do that!"
"She CAN, it's legal..."
>Trixie pouts as Spike steps up to the field.
>Pinkie cackles once more.
>P:"A fighting type in a psychic gym? Baaaaad move!"
"Oh for ARCEUS'S SAKE! SHUT UP! Spike is my best friend, and we're not about to throw in the towel when we're this close!"
>Spike nods in approval, putting his arm up in a cheesy anime pose.
>Locking eyes with him, you grab his paw firmly and pose like the dork you are.
"Kick her ass Spike!"
>Your keystone reacts to your passion, gleaming wildly. Spike fills with infinity energy until he's about to burst, causing him to mega evolve!
>P:"WHAT? SINCE WHEN CAN YOU DO THAT?"
>You have NO idea what's going on, but if the power of weab trash is the key to victory...
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW! SHADOW CLAAAAAAW!"
>Spike drives his paw full force into Lilith, a few seconds of silence later she spits up blood and falls shaking.
>M:"WINNER: TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"
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>>26011661
FUCKS SAKE. STOP. I CAN'T READ CHRONOS SHIT WITH A FUCKING BONER YOU ASS
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>>26011661
Meh, it's better than the lewd I write but it's missing it's mark for me.
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>>26011754
>He said after fapping
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>>26011696
>Silence falls as Spike returns to normal.
>Breaking the peace, Pinkie bursts out into a fit of laughter and falls six feet to the ground.
>P:"Pffffft HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! YOU ACTUALLY DID IT, YOU ABSOLUTE MAD WOMAN!"
>She curls up on the floor, clutching her sides.
>P:"J-just take the badge! You made my WEEK with that last moment, holy cannoli!"
>She slides the badge over to you, mimicking your gestures and cracking up even further.
"Uh... thanks?"
>You pluck the badge from the floor, but in a heart attack inducing move she telekineticly drags you nose to nose with her.
>P:"This isn't over though! WHEN you become Kanto leage champ, you're battling my STRONG team got it?!"
>You nod, terrified.
>P:"Good! Bye girls! Don't be strangers!"
>She flips a switch, turning all but the panels shes on into arrow tiles.
>One nauseating journey later, you're all back to the front door. It's only around six, but once you reach the pokecenter you're STAYING there! You've had enough excitement for one day.
>The walk is cold and long, but still nice. Moondancer shares Solaris with the two of you, so no one gets too chilly, and the lights of the city are beautiful at night.
>M:"Did you see Silph Co yet?"
"No way, I wouldn't go without YOU! ... You didn't?!"
>She shakes her head.
>M:"No way, I wouldn't do that to you! We'll see it tomorrow together though right?"
>You nod, glancing back at a mildly flustered Trixie.
"I'm sure you'll like it too Trixie, they invented a lot of our trainer gear."
>T:"Trixie knows! She's just cold is all, this bug must be broken!"
>M:"Don't blame Solaris! He's my toasty little burrito!"
>She snatches him and snuggles her face into his fuzz.
>The three of you continue on into the night messing with each other, bringing a nice end to a good night.
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>>26011797
I wish, I'm sleepy and bored.
>>26011983
I'm done for tonight, maybe this week? Who knows? Paste is up to date: http://pastebin.com/xatdzNKp
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>>26012028
Good stuff.

Sleep tight, pupper
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>>26012028
sleep tight,pupper
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Are you ready?
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>>26012755
AYE AYE CAP'N
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>Several days pass you by after your encounter with the strange witches of the Dazzling Coven
>Rebuking their malicious offers to join their satanic cabal, you were rescued by your battle sister Sunset Shimmer just before they could commit unspeakable evils against you
>Now, with Sunset Shimmer by your side, you continue on in your quest to reach the Holy Land where Sunset has promised you a chance at spiritual redemption after you nearly plunged your homeland in darkness after becoming the demoness, Midnight Sparkle
>”Sister, look!”
“Huh?”
>Having fallen asleep in the saddle with your arms wrapped around Sunset, your eyes flutter open as you wipe the drool from your mouth
“Are we finally there? Have we reached the Holy Land!?”
>Your head jerks up and you smile joyously, as you behold the city before you
>That smile quickly crumbles away as you look upon the ramshackle urban sprawl before you
>”Not quite. Before us is the city of Buda, and just beyond the river is its sister city of Pest.”
“Budapest? THIS is Budapest?”
>”Indeed, or what remains of it. Did you not hear word of what befell this land when the Mongols invaded only a few years before?”
“w-Word travels slow…”
>You look aside as you gloomily frown and whisper to yourself
“p-Perhaps I should have left my tower more often…”
>”Excuse me?”
“Er, what has brought us here Sunset?”
>”Merely another stop on the long road to Jerusalem. However…”
>Sunset smiles back at you as she kicks her horse forward
>”There is someone here I wish for us to see!”
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>>26012790
>Sunset’s horse carries the two of you onto the dirt road of the city of Buda
>Surrounding you both on either side of the road lies vast hordes of unwashed peasants, many of them giving the two of you strange looks
>Your body shakes nervously as you glance back at them, being instantly reminded of the brainwashed cultists who served the Dazzlings
>”Twilight? Why do you shudder?”
“n-n-no reason, it is just a bit d-drafty is all! Haha…”
>Suddenly, a one eyed man reeking of alcohol approaches you both
>”Excuse me fair maidens, might you spare a copper—“
“AAAAHHHH!!!”
>You tear out your axe and slash at the man, who falls backwards into a trough of water with a loud splash
>”MOTHER OF GOD! I JUST WANTED SOME ALE MONEY!”
>Your body continues to shake as you hide behind Sunset with both hands gripping your short axe tightly
>Sunset chuckles as she tosses a few copper pieces on the ground for the unruly drunk before pushing her horse onward
>”Excellent reaction time sister.”
“i-I do not wish to be s-skullfucked.”
>”Come again?”
“I SAID I AM THIRSTY! MIGHT WE FIND A PLACE TO DRINK!?”
>”I as well! I believe I see an inn down the road. Let us rest a while.”
>Perhaps you really have been looking at oriental portraitures a bit too much
>Then again, after all that’s happened can anyone really blame you for being on edge?
>It’s a mystery to you how Sunset is able to remain so poised, although she does seem to enjoy this lifestyle quite a lot
>Exhaling a sigh of relief, you place your axe aside as Sunset trots your horse down the street
>Sliding off of the horse, you assist Sunset in tying up her steed before she hops down as well
>The two of you walk into the inn and are instantly greeted by a great commotion
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>>26012799
>As soon as you entered the dim inn, you saw a handful of townsfolk engaged in a brawl
>Fists flew as stone mugs clattered against the walls and men hurled curses at one another
>”How quaint. Let us find a table and watch these fools fi—“
>”GREETINGS SODOMITES!”
>Amidst the center of the brawl burst out a knight in steel armor coated in green cloth
>He was clad in plate and mail from head to toe, and appeared quite fierce and chivalric as he smashed people in the face with his mailed fists
>”TIS I, SIR ANON! HERE TO KICK YOUR SHIT IN!”
>You and Sunset gave each other bemused looks as this Sir Anon picked up a burly drunk and tossed him on top of a table
>”NOW FLASH!”
>Sunset’s eyes widened
>”Flash?”
>Suddenly, a brilliant figure in steel armor coated in blue cloth appeared at the the top of the second floor railing
>”SUCKITH ON THIS!”
>Flash dropped down and slammed his elbow into the man’s chest as the table crashed to the floor
“m-My goodness…"
>Flash clambered up to his feet as he and Anon head butted one another and proceeded to pose, making strange gestures with their hands all the while
>Silence fell upon the Inn, only for Flash to trip forward toward the two of you and shout
>”Do mine eyes deceive me? Could it BE?”
>Flash tore off his helmet, revealing his chiseled jaw and bright blue hair
>Sunset chuckled at him
>”Greetings Flash, I see you’ve been doing well.”
>”As are you! I see by the red cross on your chest that you truly have become a Templar Knight! Congratulations!”
>The emerald knight known as Anon stumbled forward over the debris as you huddled closer to Sunset
>”GREETINGS FAIR WARRIORS OF CHRIST.”
”h-Hail…”
>>
>>26012770
I can't heeeeaaar youuuuuu
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>>26012807
>You whispered up at Sunset as this strange pair of warriors stood before you
“Was one of these men the person you wished to meet here?“
>”No, most assuredly not.”
>Flash steps forward and places a hand on Sunset’s shoulder
>”Come! Let us drink together and catch up!”
>The two of you follow Flash and Anon to a spare table in the back
>After ordering a round of drinks for you all, Flash looks to you with a frightening grin
>”I do not believe we have met. Who are you?”
“Uhh i-I am—“
>”This is my squire, Twilight Sparkle.”
>Anonymous pensively rubs a hand over his chin, or at least the part of his helm where his chin would be
>He did not appear to be willing to remove any part of his armor
>”That name is familiar to me. Twilight Sparkle…”
>You slunk back in your seat, worried that this man may have been familiar with your dark past
>Suddenly, Anonymous smashed his mailed fist against the table
>”A beautiful name it is!”
>Your eyes widened at him
“Oh. Uhm, thanks?”
>Flash cut in as he looked back toward Sunset
>”What brings you here anyway?”
>”My squire and I are on a crusade to the Holy Land.”
>Flash’s eyes lit up as he loudly proclaimed
>”It must be divine intervention that brought you here! Sir Anonymous and I were also about to go on Crusade!”
>”We were?”
>Flash jabbed his elbow into his compatriot’s side
>”OOF! I mean, we were! I yearn to shed the blood of the Saracens!"
>Flash grinned widely at Sunset
>”Perhaps we could join forces! It would be just like old times!”
>Sunset broke out into a raucous laughter as the barmaid returned and dropped your drinks onto the table for you
>”I think not!”
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>>26012831
>Flash’s jaw fell wide open as Sunset proceeded to down her mug of ale in one great gulp
“d-Damn Sister…”
>You and Anonmyous gazed amazedly at each other, or at least you think he did behind that helm of his, before staring back at Sunset
>After a few more moments, Sunset slammed her empty mug onto the table and haughtily grinned back at Flash
>”Our relationship ended long ago dear Flash. And before you ask, I have taken a holy vow of celibacy. I shan’t have any sex at all ever again.”
“w-WHAT?!”
>Flash beheld Sunset with a look of abject horror as he rose out of his seat and shouted out
>”NOT EVEN ANAL!?”
>The entire inn fell quiet as multiple bar patrons stared at you all with disgust
>Sunset kicked her feet up onto the table and turned to you
>”Twilight, are you finished with your drink yet?”
“n-n-no, not y-yet…”
>Flash leaned over toward Sunset with a desperate look in his eyes
>”Sunset, surely we could find a priest who could absolve you of your vows, or some kind of—“
>”I said no Flash. My life belongs to Christ and my fellow brothers and sisters, like Twilight here.”
“w-When you say c-celibacy… does that only refer to p-p-penetrat—“
>”WHAT MADNESS! Certainly you must still have feelings for me?! Anonymous, my brother, back me up on this!”
>”Has Twilight also sworn celibacy?”
“e-e-Excuse m-me?!”
>Sunset scowled as she jumped up to her feet
>”Enough of this foolishness. Twilight, take your mug with you so we can leave this den of debauchery!”
>You solemnly stared at the ground as you weakly grasped your mug and stood up with her
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>>26012836
>As you and her began to walk away, Flash cried out once more
>”I will earn back your love yet Sunset. BEHOLD MY MASCULINITY!"
>Flash tore off his right gauntlet and chucked it at the ground
>”Hear me fellow drunks and low lives! I declare that Sunset Shimmer is the most fair and righteous maiden in all of Christendom! All that dare deny this, step forth and oppose me!”
>All fell quiet once more as Sunset rolled her eyes and various bar patrons nervously looked away
>Then, another warrior of great courage and immense faggotry stepped forward
>Anonymous kicked the table over and chucked his own gauntlet down on the ground
>”I DECLARE TWILIGHT SPARKLE TO BE THE MOST FAIR AND RIGHTEOUS MAIDEN IN ALL OF CHRISTENDOM!”
>Your mouth fell wide open in shock as Anonymous proclaimed his admiration of you
“t-That’s v-very k-kind of y-you…"
>Flash stamped his foot on the ground as he pointed at his compatriot
>”Anonymous! YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!?”
>In his rage, Flash flexed his arm and slammed his fist directly into Anonymous’ chest
>Unfortunately for him, Flash punched with his now currently unarmored hand into Anonymous’ chest plate
>”JESUS CHRIST LORD OF ALL!”
>Flash wrenched back his bruised hand as Anonymous bellowed his laughter down at him
>”All is fair in love and war my friend! TO BATTLE!”
>Charging forward, Anonymous unsheathed his massive broadsword and swung at Flash, who just barely dodged his slash
>Flash himself brandished his own sword as he hopped back and wildly swung it about
>”TRAITOR!”
>The two viciously clashed together with their blades as Sunset sighed at them
>”Come Twilight.”
>You blushed furiously as Sunset gripped onto your hand and led you out of the inn away from the drunken duelists and back onto her horse
>As she led you down the street, you downed more and more of your ale as you struggled to process all that had just happened
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>new year
>new crusaderlight
Just waiting on cena and bizarre adventure and I'll be set for a bit.
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>>26012856
“Sunset, who were those strange—“
>”Merely a remnant from my unsavory past, and I suppose an equally moronic friend of his.”
>You wanted to question her further, but she seemed to be unenthusiastic about delving into this
>Besides, you were still a bit preoccupied with something else she said earlier
“s-So, about this vow of celibacy thing…”
>”Hm? What about it?”
“w-Well, does that mean…. i-I mean, you can’t… we can’t—“
>”AH! We’ve finally reached the bridge!”
“What?”
>You and her stood before a rather narrow wooden bridge that stretched over the Danube river
>”Our destination is just on the other side in the city of Pest. Let us make haste!”
>Exhaling a sigh, you rubbed a hand against your forehead as you were pulled onward
“You still have not exactly told me why we came here.”
>”I haven’t? Well there is a Templar Chapter house in the city of Pest, and in it lies a fellow member of our order. She is a fantastic warrior… I can not wait for you to meet her!”
>Soon after traversing the narrow bridge, the two of you found yourselves standing before a large wooden house that bore the Red Cross of the Templar Order
>The place looked rather impressive on the outside, but upon entering the building you found it to be rather sparse and quiet
“Where are the rest of our brothers and sisters?”
>Sunset scowled as she led the way through the house
>”I’m afraid most of them did not survive the Mongol Invasion, there is one that did however.”
>Standing before a pair of large ornate doors, Sunset smiled before kicking the passage open and striding in
>”GREETINGS SIST-“
>”SILENCE!”
>You quickly hid behind Sunset as a cruel voice bellowed across the room at the two of you
>Undeterred by the stranger’s anger, Sunset joyously walked inside what appeared to be a library as you kept pace just behind her
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>>26012865
>At the end of the library sat a woman around your age, decked out in a suit of white and red armor as the two of you were
>However, this knight also wore a regal cape around her shoulders and around her helmet’s visor stood a pair of spectacles similar to your own
>As you came closer, you noticed a wide range of books on the table, as well as several writing feathers and a spilled vial of black ink
>The strange knight glowered at the two of you as she folded her arms over her chest
>Sunset stood right up to her desk, regarding her with a friendly smile
>”Hail Moondancer, Chapter Librarian of the Knights Templar of Budapest!”
>Suddenly, Sunset reached across the table and embraced Moondancer in a tight hug
>”So good to see you again!”
>”UNHAND ME!”
>Moondancer snarled at her as she shoved Sunset off of her and against you
>”That is most inappropriate! I will not be made a fool of like this!”
>Sunset chuckled at her as she fumed back
>”Forgive me sister, I was simply overcome with emotion. It has been several years since last we saw one another!”
>”pfffheh! Why do you darken my doorways this time Sunset, and who is this girl who cowers behind you like a child?”
“uhm, m-my name is t-Twilight Sparkle. I am Sunset’s squire…”
>”Squire?”
>Moondancer leaned in closer and scrutinized you with a severe look
>”Sunset’s first squire…"
>Moondancer flashed a dangerous scowl at you as a threatening glimmer appeared in her eyes
>”… I was expecting something more… from the great MIDNIGHT SPARKLE!”
“What?!”
>With a mighty kick, Moondancer knocked the table over and sent paper and ink flying everywhere as she brandished a great sword
>”DEUS VULT!”
“AAAAAAHHH!”
>Sunset hurriedly put herself between you and Moondancer, raising her arms up in front of herself
>”Calm thyself Moondancer! I will not have you spill the blood of your fellow sisters!”
>>
>>26012814
AYE AYE CAPTAAAAAIN!!!!!!
>>
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>>26012876
>Moondancer scoffed at Sunset as she attempted to maneuver around her and run you through
>”How could you bring a witch into our midst! Such evil should be destroyed immediately!”
“I DON’T WANT TO DIE!”
>Sunset raised her arms as she continued to hold Moondancer back
>”Twilight was judged unfairly! It is not entirely her fault, and moreover she wishes to repent! Is that not correct Twilight?”
“YES! y-Yes please….”
>Moondancer spat at the ground as she hefted her sword up against her shoulder
>”This mercy is unbecoming of you Sunset. Tell me why I shouldn’t contact our superiors and complain of this mockery of faith?”
>Sunset now had a strange, threatening glint in her eyes as she stepped closer to Moondancer
>”Twilight possesses a brilliant mind. She has delved deeply into the art of alchemy, and discovered a means of creating the Byzantine’s Greek Fire!
>Moondacer hummed to herself as she readjusted her spectacles
>”That is quite a claim, but if it were true…”
“d-Do you have an alchemy set? i-I could create some right now…”
>Moondancer leaned closer to you as you withered under her stern gaze
>”Yes… a test is in order. Follow me satanic scum.”
>Pushing past Sunset, Moondancer stomped down the library and entered a side chamber door
>The two of you followed behind her as she led you both up a tower
“i-I do not think she is fond of me…”
>”Think little of it Twilight. Moondancer will grow to accept you very quickly. Especially when you show her what you are capable of.”
>A few minutes later, the two of you stood near the top of the tower where a table with a large set of equipment, various jars of alchemical ingredients, and a boiling cauldron all lied
>”Do you have everything you will need?”
“i-I believe so…”
>”Then get to work! You are living on borrowed time.”
>>
Please tell me your version of anon and flash show up again without overtaking the story, that was the funniest encounter so far.
>>
>>26012900
>>26012900
MEANWHILE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9rKokFEZTk
>Within the dark and abandoned castle, a wicked woman with a long orangish hair cackled down at a boiling cauldron
“Aria! Sonata! Cease your dumbfuckery this instant and join me! I have found our target once more…”
>From amidst the shadows stepped forth two witches who joined Adagio’s side, one whose hair was done up in purple pigtails and who wore a scowl, and another whose hair was done up in a ponytail and wore a deceptively innocent smile
>Aria scowled impatiently at the cauldron as Sonata goofily stumbled by your side, using the cauldron as leverage lest she fall
“Behold my sisters…”
>Adagio swept her hand over the boiling cauldron, revealing the infamous Twilight Sparkle
>She anxiously fumbled with various jars and vials in front of a cauldron as the feared Sunset Shimmer grinned off to the side and another knight glowered at them
>Sonata’s jaw dropped in wonder as she leaned over the cauldron
>”oooooo, a third Templar Knight! From whence did this one come?”
>Aria shrugged her shoulders as she groaned at the image before her
>”I recognize this one, it is Moondancer the Merciless. Heh, as if Sunset wasn’t bad enough.”
>Aria flicked her head back up and regarded her sisters with a glare as she gestured down at them
>”Is geting Twilight really worth it?”
“Of course!"
>Adagio planted one fist of hers on her hip as she pointed at Aria
“Once MIDNIGHT Sparkle joins our coven, we will be unstoppable! Entire kingdoms will be within our grasp!”
>”But how are we supposed to get to her now that she has Sunset and Moondancer with her? Sunset made short work of our cultists, and Moondancer was supposed to have slain dozens of Mongols at the Battle of Mohi alone. Our situation is hopeless!”
>>
>>26012922
I agree, muh Cavalier Verde was funny as all hell, though I wouldn't want it to interrupt the dykeshit if he shows up again.
>>
>>26012930
>As Adagio and Aria glowered at one another, Sonata stepped in between the two of them and chimed in
>”Why don’t we just ask the Mongols for help then?”
>”Ugh, you mean all the ones who are hundreds of miles away or the ones buried here in the ground! That’s—“
“An excellent idea!”
>”Huh?”
>Sonata proceeded to stick her tongue out at Aria as Adagio stared down at the cauldron with a dark grin
“Mohi is not far from here… and the dead have always been willing to lend us a helping hand before…”
>Adagio raised her hand over the cauldron, and the image of Twilight and her two compatriots changed to that of a dark field miles away outside of Budapest
>Aria looked down and finally cracked a grin as she realized what Adagio was suggesting
“They will not be fighting slovenly villagers this night, come my sisters. Come and sing a song of DEATH with me!”
>Adagio closed her eyes as she raised her arms up and clasped her hands together with her two sisters
>The three of them stood locked together around their cauldron as they began to sing together
>”ahhhh ah ah ahhhhhh ahh”
>”ahhhh ah ah ahhhhhh ahh”
>”ahhhh ah ah ahhhhhh ahh”
>As they sung, the ground around that old forgotten battlefield was disturbed
>Suddenly a bony hand, clasping a sickly scimitar, shot out of the dirt as a SPOOKY SKELETON adorned in eastern armor emerged
>The unearthly cackle and creaking of bones echoed across the shadowy landscape, joined by the ghastly neighing of horses
>Adagio, Aria, and Sonata looked gleefully upon the horde of undead they had summoned from beyond the grave
“Go our undead warriors. Slay the Templar Knights Sunset and Moondancer, and bring us Twilight Sparkle… Alive…”
>>
>>26012947
A skeleton? Oh no!
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>>26012947
Will our heroes be able to defeat these undead oriental warriors!? Or will they fall victim to the Dazzlings' evil!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME
ON CRUSADERLIGHT!
>>
>>26012962
Deus Vult, space cowboy
>>
>>26012962
absolutely based comedy, m8.

DYKESHIT VULT
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>>26012962
Oh fuck I haven't touched Cenalight in months
I will fix this

>>26012922
>>26012931
Glad you guys enjoyed it
This won't be the last our heroes see of those two...
>>26012950
2SPOOKY
>>26012976
Deus Vult Brother
>>
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>>26013015
DYKESHIT VULT
>>
Every time I see another christfag shimmer thread, I think of this story. Thank you for this update.
>>
>>26013105
You know I am a righteous anon
Of my straightness I am justly proud.
>>
>>26013117
Ave Shimmer
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, dykeposting, autistic crowd
>>
>>26013124
Then tell me, Shimmer
Why I see them dancing there
Why their purest love still scorch my soul

I feel them, I see them
The Sunset caught in Twilight's hair
Is blazing in me out of all control
>>
>>26013057
I'm flattered, thanks m8
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>>26013140
Like shit!
Dykeshit!
These dykes in my thread
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin....
>>
The bump limit of our Lord 500 is upon us!

REPENT!
POST MORE CHASTE SISTER!
>>
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>>26013149

It's not my fault!

>Mea culpa

I'm not to blame

>Mea culpa

It is the Jeff writefag
The faggot who sent this flame

>Mea Maxima Culpa

It's not my fault

>Mea culpa

If in Larson's plan

>Mea culpa

He made the Sunset so much
Stronger than a Flash

>Mea Maxima Culpa
>>
OP remember to change the weekly prompt to >>25990790
Becausr it got the most votes in the poll
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>>26013178

Protect me, Shimmer
Don't let the Sirens cast their spell
Don't let the dykeshit ruin my day
Destroy Twilight's free will!
And let her taste Anon's dick
Or else let her be mine and mine alone
Dykeshit
Bullshit
Now Twilight, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn!

>Kyrie Eleison

Larson have mercy on her

>Kyrie Eleison

Larson have mercy on me

>Kyrie Eleison

But she will be mine
or she will burn!
>>
>>26013199
NO ONE FIGHTS LIKE ANON!
NO ONE SHITPOSTS LIKE ANON!
"No one's dick is as incredibly THICK like Anon's!"
>>
New thread because OP is asleep and I need sleep too
>>26013452
>>26013452
>>26013452
sorry if you think this edition is shit
>>
>>26013463

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust

We consign /nst/ #79 into the merciful arms of the LORD

In his name we pray
Amen
>>
>>25968146
>Midnight Sparkle
I want to empty my balls into her, and flood her womb with my cum
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