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Spitfire thread

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Spitfire Thread GO!
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>>25799849
Needs additional umph
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>"Private Anonymous, if you even THINK of calling me 'Spitty' ever again, I will buck your fucking balls up into your throat."
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>>25800621
What makes you think I was referring to you with that?
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>>25800492
Have a dump
>>25800621
What did you say bitch nigga?
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fuck these time limits
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>>25800600
I would kill many 3rd world children if I meant I could have a 3 way with rainbow and spitfire
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>>25801039
IKTFB
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>>25799875
use this one senpai
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>>25799849

QT horse.
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>>25799898
I want to rub the underside of my dick on the tender bottom of her hoofsie, making her wince because it's ticklish.
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too fucking cute
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>>25804747
shit, meant for >>25803982
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Tfw you just want spitfires mane
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>>25804831
>you'll never wake up with a face full of her mane and the smell of slight sweat and adrenaline, but sweet woman smell at the same time
fucking christ just fuck my shit up fa.m
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>>25799849
>Firepone thread
Aww yiss. I don't know how I missed this.
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Poor old Johnny Raaaaaaay...
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>>25804789
Um...I don't think feathers work that way.
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>>25804920
There's a lot of shit in poniponiworld that doesnt work the way they do our shitty world.
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>>25804847
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>>25804909
Sounded sad upon the radio he moved a million hearts in monoooo
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Spitfire is best pony
Supermarine Spitfire is best fighter 1938-1950.
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why is there so little Spitfire green?
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I'm going to take this thread for a bizarre turn. So if multi-worlds theory is true, and every possible reality exists out there somewhere, then there must exist a reality where ponies exist. If every reality exists, then there must be a reality out there where ponies have discovered a way to traverse to other universes. If that's the case, there must exist a reality where ponies have traveled to our universe and had awesome fun sexy times with us. Yet here we are, sad, ponyless, and shitposting on a pony board trying to justify ponies existence in other realities. Why is that? Why hasn't my waifu used the currently existing technology in her particular reality to come visit me yet? Does she not like me? Am I not good enough for her to come? ;~; It is a sad feel.

Thanks for listening to my observations and questions. Have qt fire horse for your time.
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>>25805123
Multi worlds theory isn't true
Its possible other universes exist but they wouldn't be parallel they would just be other physical places.

Our understanding of things went like this
The Earth ==> the solar system ==> the galaxy ==> other galaxies ==> the universe
Eventually we might find out that there is even more beyond our current universe with some sort of void in between them that can't be transversed naturally but that we can get to artificially.

The odds of real pones existing anywhere is extremely low, so if we want them bad enough then someday we will just have to genetically engineer them and then use them as sex toys honestly.
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>>25805160
Well why aren't we jumping on this immediately? Interest in pony is high. If we wait too long, pony will eventually die down, and R&D funding will be very limited, if not nonexistent. We may never see our genetically engineered perfect waifus if we don't pick while the pickin's good.
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The question is, does she spit or does she swallow?
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>>25805236
There's literally 0 chance of it happening right now and the odds of any government funding it at any time in the future is very low.

It would have to be a privately done thing and it would take so much fucking funding its not even funny.

Really what we need to do is just get hyper realistic virtual reality going to the point where you can literally feel a real pussy on your dick in the simulation (even though its not real but your body somehow doesn't know that)

That's much more realistic, but I think its gonna be anywhere from 10-30 years
10 if your an optimist, 30 if your a pessimist, 20 if you don't know and are picking the middle range.
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>>25805330
that shits fucking gay
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>>25805282
I'm going to be a saggy old 40 something y/o sticking my saggy old wang into some VR marehood, and it's going to be great.
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>>25805413
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>you will never take a nap while your waifu sleeps on you
it hurts
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>>25805517
>mfw
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>>25805517
>>25805535
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>>25805535
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>>25805105
Depends on where you look.
She's all over Gatorbait's pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/u/Gatorbait
for when it comes back up.
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bomp
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Spitfire is best pony.
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>>25805517
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Bump.
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>>25802477
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>>25805105
Depends on your definition of 'good', but someone's doing a Spitfire green over in the slavepone thread.
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>>25808023

I was not ready for these feels...
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>>25807770
I normally don't like anthro, I'm more of a vanilla pony person myself, but I really like this pic of her. It doesn't look like a deformed mutant like most anthro. 10/10, would charge into battle under her authoritative command.
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>>25808078
Depends on the artist for me, most of the time vanilla horse is best.
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so goddamn cute
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Spootfoir
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>>25808263
Yes. Yes she is.
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Spitfire would make a good mother
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>>25808476
A grounded pegasus
Is a good pegasus
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>>25808570
An obedient pegasus is a good pegasus.
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>>25799849
Worst pony.
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>>25808814
pregnant pegasus is best pegasus
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>Firepone thread can barely stay up for a day
Sad times.
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>>25805357
here you go
Someone please do a Spitfire abuse chart
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>>25811998
Oh man. The feels... I would love/hate that some much
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>>25811998
>there are people in this world that would treat her like that
>there are people in this world who treat their actual girlfriends like that
>I wish I had a girlfriend
>Guys have them and curse at them and hit them
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>>25812530
Many sads
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>>25812567
>she calls him her sunshine
>he hits her
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>>25812636
One for lunafags too ;^)
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>>25812713
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>>25812756
This is now a doing hurtful things thread.
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>>25812769
ayy lmao
to go with your tavi, I bring a vinyl.

Someone should really make one for spitfire though.
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>>25812914
Fuck that guy
Why do you keep doing this to me anon?
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>>25812976
Sauce?
Moar?
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>>25811998
>>25812567
>>25812713
>>25812769
>>25812914
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We need more greentext of this pony
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>>25813680
that we do
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>be spitifire
>in EQG world
>the wonderbolts are actually a street racing gang
>Spitfire drives the skyline
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>>25813617
Sorry fa.m
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>>25804780
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Bumpu want bump hump
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>>25819272
Dat ass
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Bump
Spitfire abuse chart when? Drawfags pl0x
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>>25819913
as much as I would hate that I would like to see one.
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>>25820548
i'd like to the the opposite
someone make both
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>>25820590
Nice feels you say?
Indeed, I'd like to see both.
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>>25820673
PAGE 9 LEAVE
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PAGE 9
LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25822497
FUCKING HIGH PAGE COUNT
GET OFF OF MY THREAD
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM
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PAGE 10 FUCK OFF
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This thread needs more Kenket.
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page 9 bump
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To Page 1 it goes
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She is a cute pony.
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>>25803956
Do you have the rest of that story?
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We need more green in this thread
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I'm a vector artist who does mostly traces and reskins, and I may have time to make something of qt fire hair. Anything in particular you guys want to see a spitfire version of?
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Back to page 1

Spitfire waifu charts when?
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>>25828924
Oooh. Um. Hrm.

Armored Spitfire, maybe? There's not a lot of her in actual pone armor, mostly just modern-looking armor or flight suits slapped on a pony body.
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>>25828924
Do a reskin of war dash?
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She is Hot to say the least
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>>25828924
how about a Fire pone version of this?
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>>25829612
Sorry, anon, this >>25829535 anon asked first. Plus, I'm not a huge fan of war dash, too modern. So classical/medieval armor it is.

>>25830377
This one's super simple. I might be able to crank this one out real quick after I finish the other one.
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>>25820673
I don't think Celestia would react this way. I mean, she's a god who's lived over a thousand years. She's probably conditioned herself against such emotional attachments, having outlived most of her peers by multiples of their lifespans. Same with the hurtful one. She'd probably just rip you in half or something if you had dared to hit her.
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>>25830450
>tfw celestia will never make you immortal to be the human prince of horse land

there's also another abuse one for celestia where it ends in her getting pissed the fuck off and goes supernova on your shit, but the art style wasn't as good imo, so I just saved my current one
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>>25799898
I mistook those for bandages at first, but it's just socks. Disappinting.

Muay Thai pegasi when?
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>>25830417
>Plus, I'm not a huge fan of war dash, too modern. So classical/medieval armor it is.
You have good taste, Anon. I like you. Not enough of this kind of stuff.
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>>25831731
Definitely. One of the things that attracted me to the show in the first place was the quaint, folky, german style touches to the setting and scenery. Modern or even post modern things just kind of take away from the antiquity that first drew me in.
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>>25831830
A-Are you in my head?
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>>25832100
Probably.

Here's a quick progress update. I had to leave for a bit earlier, so I lost some time. Hopefully it won't take too much longer to finish. Anything need fixing or made to look better?
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>>25832168
I don't know much about vectors, but it looks mostly good. Only comment I have is that it feels like the helmet should finish sloping down more on the 'far side' of her face (our left) and meet her head and an angle, rather than cutting off on an angled point as it does now.

But that's probably my armor autism talking. Overall it looks great.
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Judging by her name, I'm guessing she's not the type to swallow...
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>>25832329
topkekm8
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>>25832304
I assume this is what you meant? The little sharp point showing?

>>25832329
Carlos plz.
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>>25806541
Should I keep going or just stop...?
I'll be honest I've spent the last 15-20 minutes just doing this, just to be clear that I'm a really shitty artist.
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>>25832628
That looks pretty good, Anon. I think you should keep going.
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>>25832417
Yep, that's it exactly.

>>25832628
Keep going.
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>>25832653
>>25832691
alrighty then
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>>25832628
yes, keep going.
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>>25805517
Holy fuck, that guy is like 8ft tall. I loved this picture, then I saw that he's freaking huge
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>>25832872

It all depends on how big you think ponies are.

They're little after all.
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>>25832872
I've always assumed he's in her home or something, so everything around him is pony-size.
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I never exactly liked art class...
This is more of a pain in the dick than I thought
Nearly there, though
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>>25833344
I eagerly await more
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>>25833640
not much of an update but I cleaned up some of the wonky looking areas.
now for her face/hair...
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>>25833702
Lukkin GUD!
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>>25829535
This took quite a bit longer than I expected, but it's finally done, anon.

>>25830377
I can't get to this one today. Maybe another time.
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Okay guys

I've done it

Now honestly, I've tried manes before, and I'm shit at it. Especially considering her mane in this picture is all sorts of fucked, it'd take me like 2 hours to make it look nice. So unless someone reeeaaally wants me to do it, I think my work is done.
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>>25834570
fuck me forgot pic
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>>25834586
I reeeaaally want it.
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>>25832628
Your doing God's work anon
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>>25834570
I think it's worth a shot. If you don't like it, you don't have to post it here. The only way to get better is to practice, right? Either way, it looks fantastic. Great work.
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>>25834615
mfw
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>>25834359
You have my great thanks, anon. Unfortunately don't really have anything more to offer, but it is good to see this kind of thing.

>>25834570
If you have the time, I'd say try it. Worst case, you fail and learn a bit more. Best case, you actually make some progress and skills.
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>>25830377

>A terrorist
>Best Pony

Yeah, nah
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K here's that MS Paint-tier shit you ordered.

Don't have a draw pad and have pretty much no experience in art, so be gentle
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>>25835581
here's side-by-side comparison
a big regret was not just having the outlines on a seperate layer, and not just drawing under it, rather than having to touch it up as I go.
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>>25835581

The part around her neck is supposed to be her hood.

Pretty good though.
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>>25835713
well fuck me
colorfag confirmed autistic
I might fix it in a second but I really gotta eat
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>>25835750
We will be awaiting.
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>>25836395
anything else guys?
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>>25836510
That looks great, Anon. Thank you.
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>>25836510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddmLW3hUIzA
obligatory
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>>25836510
Nope. That's actually pretty good for MS paint and "no experience" in art. Keep at it, you'll find yourself building up some skill.
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I can and will only ever have one and only one waifu. But I'll be damned if spitfire isn't just super frikkin' cool anyway.
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>>25836616
thx m8
sadly I hate drawing/art in general, so I find it hard to be a legit hobby. (more of a writefag than a drawfag); either way it was a bit satisfying

>>25836622
am I the only one who has 'situational waifus'?
i.e if I managed to have the chance to marry/cuddle/fuck .etc one of the main 6, it's twilight, OR if main 6 are untouchable or some shit because "loyalty cannot be touched", there's always Vinyl. I have many more examples, but yeah my point is having 1 specific waifu sounds kinda shitty, considering if you go to horse land and your only waifu isn't accessible, then you have no backup plan.

Anyways, considering I'm finally done drawing, I'll go ahead and writefag tomorrow. So what concept shall I do? Feels? Clop? Comedy? Or just anything goes? Either way I'm writing tomorrow so pick your poison
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>>25800519
>>25836510
just realized this is the same pose but different angle

huh
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after looking even harder, I just fucking realized I fucked up her expression

She's supposed to have some sort of smirk/evil smile, in my edit she looks like you just booped her.

Should I bother fixing it or do you guys still give a shit?
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>>25836796
Keep working on it as long as it isn't seriously un-fun to do so. Fixing/improving your work is the way you get better, after all.

Mind you, I think booping Spitfire in that position is pretty damn cute too.
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>>25836796
>>25836964
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>>25837008
oh gosh
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>>25837008
finally back from the store and I love you
gonna try to get on to fixing her expression, and maybe even fix her broken looking bottom legs if I don't pass out by then.

I still really want that fokin abuse chart though, for reasons
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>>25837601
k i'm fokin done
I'll writefag a bit tomorrow, but christ almighty no moar drawing
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>>25837871
forgot pic, again
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>>25837871
>>25837882
Hey, you did pretty good for not having that much experience. I look forward to your green
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Page 10 bump
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>>25837302
eh, one of my highschool teachers did the same and looked much more like a cool magic trick
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>Page 10
>Last post is 15 minutes ago
We being raided or something?
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>>25840348
Must be normie rush hour
Checked up on another thread and it was some sort of shitstorm about edgefags and rape
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>>25799849
Worst pony. Shitfire.
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>>25834359
>>25837882
If I throw these up on DB, are there names I should put on them?
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>>25840948
One of them's already on there, friend.
https://derpiboo.ru/1049439
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>>25841001

Oh, excellent.
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>>25840948
if you insist to put my bundle of autism on db, go ahead, I don't care about what name(s) you put, considering it's really only an edit.

anyways writing the greentext I promised isn't quite going to plan, so I apologize if it isn't exactly posted today.
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page 10 leave pls
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>>25843897

>that one faggot who has comissioned art of his OC fucking Spitfire along with multiple Spitfire pics

He's dedicated, I'll give him that. But holy fuck does he have some autism bucks on him.

Plus everything is fucking vanilla. It's nice and all but it gets old.
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>>25844571
I did edit the clover out of some pictures he commissioned. Here:
http://i.imgur.com/1qgDuG4.png
http://i.imgur.com/vApTT03.png
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>>25844571
>fucking a horse
>vanilla
Anon plz.
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>>25840247
I bet your teacher wasn't a little yellow pegasus
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>>25845305
kek
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>>25845305
Somehow I like to imagine Soarin as this kind of comedic doofus who still manages to get a high placement on the Wonderbolts by sheer determination. He's the one who's always cracking jokes, always seems to be not taking a situation seriously... except every once in a while he says something that reveals just how closely he's actually paying attention and how much he actually cares. Spitfire kind of relies on him to alert her if there's a problem brewing that she's missed, but needs to address.
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>>25846599
She sure is hot
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>>25846647
fuck outta here
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bed before bump
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Is green really this rare in these threads?
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>>25849208
Nah. Here's you some fresh green, f.am.

>be anon
>in casual equestria
>see sexy horse with mane and tail of beautiful fire
>she's training with the cadets
>call her over to "ask a question"
>grab her
>proceed to rape
>turns out it wasn't rape, she actually always had a thing for you
>she was just too embarrassed to approach you about it
>cum buckets
>3days later
>penis inspection day
>notice a rash that burns like a good licking from the devil himself
>go to nurse pony for diagnosis
>turns out that orange whore horse likes to sleep around
>"anon, you have what we like to refer to as fire herpes"
>penis burns like hell
>pain is now becoming excruciating
>ignore it
>rape nurse pony
>cum buckets
>get double fire herpes
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BY THE POWER OF BUMP, I SAVE THIS POST FROM GOING TO PAGE TEN!
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>>25849632
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Time to let go? Or green still coming?
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>>25849632
You magnificent mad man
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>>25849632
can I cum inside you based Anon?
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>>25851460
Considering that that pink horsetail is just floating there, and the colours just to the side seem a little out-of-place, I assume it has been edited. May I see the original?
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>>25852421
Let me see if I can find it. That's the only version I've seen, though I agree with you.
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Found it.
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>>25852081
let's just let it go. I'm the mspaint fag who promised green and I can't because I got a shitty christmas trip to go on. sorry for the inconvenience guys but oh well.

if a new thread is made by the time I get back I'll go ahead and write though
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BUMP SAVE
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BUMP AGAIN
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>>25854821
bump with some content next time namefag
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Adore Spitfire... Will write something soon.
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>>25854907
How soon?
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>>25854933
Tomorrow, Anon. It's incredibly late here.
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How about instead of all these fuckin writefucks chewing through the bump limit with pages and pages of unfappable text, we get a based drawfriend in here to make some quality, actually fappable porn or lewd. I'm tired of coming in pony specific threads and seeing walls of green with no images.
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>>25855032
Because there are more writefags than drawfags(I think) and because of reasons.
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>>25841725
Also that guy is scared of Halloween and based off one drawing of his actual self he put up, he looks like a shriveled up white beta nerd.
That first part really angers my inner skeleton
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Need some quality Spitfire rule 34
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Keeping it up before bed for the promised green.
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>>25805123
>multi-worlds theory
If it is true it means that universe to universe travel isn't possible or that there simply aren't an infinite number of universes.
If an infinite amount of universes exist and universe to universe travel is possible an infinite number of those infinite universes would have discovered the way to travel and an infinite number of that infinite number would travel to ours and an infinite number of those would have traveled to our planet and an infinite number of those would have traveled here during our time. But clearly this is not the case.
Either universe to universe travel is simply not possible in any way shape or form or there is a finite number of universes which means pones most likely do not exist.
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>>25800600
I'm musically Illiterate. Anyone know what song Anon is whistling?
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>>25808814
>>25809019
So... SiM?
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Bumperoni
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bummmmmpppp
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>>25859214
Nice job being born in one of the universes that can't be accessed by universe-to-universe travel
Some are bound to be locked and you're inside while your waifu is out there looking for you. Or maybe she found another version of you in a universe that she can access
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>>25859362
According to DB, it's roughly 'Never Gonna Give You Up'.
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>>25859362
I play a few instruments piano and electric bass, and know how to read sheet music. I made a simple midi from the notes so you can decide for yourself. Assuming 80bpm, this is what it would sound like:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EdyyRnaPaK
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bumpa
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>>25812976
Shit i want a source
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>>25862385
I'm gonna show you a little trick. When you see a pony pic that you want the sauce of take some notes of what you see in the pic that you can use to search derpibooru for. In this case we have Spitfire, that's the pony. It's cropped so its undoubtably explicit. And lastly we have a visible belly button. Now go to DB and type in
>Spitfire, explicit, belly button
Did you find it?
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>>25862444
Even better yet, see that little camera next to the DB search box? Click it'll take you to a page where you can reverse image search.
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>>25862478
Doesn't appear to work with cropped images.
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>>25862681
I'd say it's hit and miss, some work others don't. Failing that you could also use the google reverse image search.
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bubububump
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Bump for new incoming picture. Soon.
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>>25865780
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Bumpin with content.
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>>25833184
It all depends on how big you think COUCHES are. Either that is a HUGE pony couch or a tiny human one. Either way, that guy is like Yao Ming...
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Giving one last bump, both for that image and promised green. No matter how hopeless it is, just like Spitfire ever having a good appearance in the show again.
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>>25868557
The image is coming in the morning. Even if the thread dies, check derpibooru. artist:vectorfag We had storms today, and the power was out. I've got to get some sleep now though. Hopefully see you firefags in the morning.
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Bump
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>>25871012
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must bump
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>>25844644
But why?
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>>25805123
the universe is a closed system. nothing in, nothing out. The energy required to break out from the system is unfathomable.
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Keeping it alive for artfriend.
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>>25830377
Ok, it's done, anon. Sorry it took so stinking long.

>>25873660
1 min. too early.
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>>25873676
Oooh, that's neat. Thank you; been cool to see new art pop up.
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>>25803956
I think Spitfire was actually hanged in this story, and Anon's mind is going into denial.
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>>25827781

That IS the rest.


http://pastebin.com/azL5rqJe
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>>25873676
Holy shit that's fucking perfect! Thank you based drawfriend
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>>25872273
because I don't want that autistic clover on every piece of porn with her
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Woah, page 10
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Page 10 bump
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page 10 bump
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>>25884164
For whatever reason that looks like a ballsack.
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>>25884321
That's what happens when a talentless person tries to draw lewd pictures.
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Bump for promised green
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>>25885151
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>Page 10
No
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>>25800947
>>25800957
>>25800975
>>25801005
>>25801051
Hope this helps.
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>>25888382
That was hot as fuck
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page 9
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>Green promised a few days ago
>Nothing delivered yet
>mfw
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>>25891899
I had a fun idea for a spergy Spitfire
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>>25893274
She would be very awkward when it came to dating because training and Wonderbolt stuff was her autismpower, kind of like how liking trains is autistic.
And one day Anon asks her out for lunch, she spergs internally but agrees. She has no idea what she's gotten herself into, dating isn't the same as flying.
She goes to Lyra (also a sperg) who tries to help her through the "human courting process"
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>>25893784
>>25893274
Do it
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>>25895482
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>>25833344
I kind of want to make my own attempt at this now.
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>>25897072
do it m8
likely to be a better job than I did
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>>25893784
This sounds interesting. Do it.

>>25897072
Also this.
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>>25888382
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>>25897745
Bump to save that booty
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>So, the Wonderbolts.
>You've heard about their acrobatic skills being amazing, and how well received all of their shows were.
>You took that as the perfect opportunity to repay Dash for all those rounds of cider she's bought your drunk ass.
>Mostly because whenever SHE was drunk, that's all she'd fucking talk about.
>She'd talk about her dreams of flying with them, all her adventures in their recruit-training camp thing, and how much she looked up to the Captain of the team, Spitfire.
>Which is why you also paid in advance for some backstage passes.
>The shit pretty much took every last bit of the retirement money you decided to save for this place.
>...Actually, it DID take every last bit.
>You wasted every goddamn cent.
>But, you guessed that you'd probably never get a chance to retire, anyways.
>Knowing the Elements of Harmony really made sure it was impossible to be bored here.
>"Come on, come on, let's get the good seats while we can! You walk sooo SLOW!!"
"Then just fly over and grab us a seat! I'm sure I'd be able to spot you from a mile away."
>You brush a lock of her mane with a smile.
>She scrunches and slaps your hand away.
>"Whatever."
>She darts off.
>You get the general area she's going to, and start walking.
>Since you're grounded, you're stuck with all the old ponies and non-Pegasi ponies.
>And though there's a fuckton of people, nobody's getting pushed or trampled, which is a wonderful plus in your book.
>You thought for a second that these ponies would go apeshit for a good seat to this show, from everything you heard about it.
>You figured it'd be the equivalent of a seventy two inch being on sale for two hundred bucks.
>But you've, so far, been pleasantly surprised.
>You finally worm your way out of the crowd and spot Rainbow looking around, trying to spot you first.
>Then she sees you, probably just as quickly as you did, her.
>Because being six fuckin' feet tall really makes you stand out in this place.
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>>25898455
>No new posts
>Writefag has arrived
Excellent.
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>>25898455
>Hell, some ponies even went so far as to think you were some kind of god, just because nobody had a fucking clue what you were.
>You walk down the steps of the huge-ass cloud stadium to the row where Rainbow's at, being rushed and stared at the whole time.
>"Sheesh, could you go any SLOWER?!"
"Yes, actually, so don't test me."
>"Just hurry up! These are really great seats!"
>You look at the stairs, seeing how horribly huge the distance from the bottom to the top is.
>You curiously take a quick peek over the edge of the stadium, seeing a huge fucking drop to the floor, guarded only by a flimsy metal bar.
>Well, as long as you didn't trip, you probably wouldn't fall over it.
>But that doesn't change how fucking scary it is.
>You sit down beside Rainbow, eyes never leaving the enormous drop into the ground mere inches from your current position.
"If I fucking die, I'm hoping they write that it's all your fault on my grave."
>Rainbow rolls her eyes.
>"Stop being such a wimp! You're not even that close to the edge!"
"Says the one who's half my size. You also have wings, so you don't HAVE a reason to be paranoid about this shit."
>"Whatever."
>You sit back in your seat and continue staring at the gaping pit below.
>After a minute, you hear a soft crackle over the stadium's speakers.
>"THE SHOW WILL START IN ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES!"
>You sigh.
"Wish I had some bits on me... I could be eating a damn pretzel, right now."
>"...Sucks to be you!"
"You know what, it DOES suck to be me! I don't even have a future anymore, because it went all to this!"
>She simply shrugs.
>"I say it's money well spent."
"Easy for YOU to say... But it better be true, or I'll regret the shit out of this day when I'm dumpster diving behind Sugarcube Corner."
>You sigh again and watch all these ponies settling into their seats.
>There's a fucking lot of them, to say the least.
>"Trust me, this'll be the best day of your LIFE!"
>You blankly nod.
"Followed by the worst, if I were to guess."
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>>25898651
Good lord. More please!
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>>25898651
I'm likin' thi-
https://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=category&user=45148
JESUS FUCKING-
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>>25898651
>>25898747
Aye. THAT website...

>"Oh, stop being such a DRAMAQUEEN! Not even Rarity complains as much as you do!"
"Because she doesn't complain- she WHINES about everything."
>Too much, you'd like to add.
>Like, hell, while the Elements had so many likeable qualities in them, they also had a few bad ones that only made it possible to enjoy them all in small doses.
>Except Applejack, honestly.
>She had her fair share of shit, but her honesty didn't really make it that bad.
>Instead of crying and disregarding everyone and everything, she'd just accept that she's sad and try to fix it.
>But you think that maybe she cries on the inside a little bit more.
>Maybe she seems fine because she blocks everything bad to the back of her mind?
>You mentally shrug.
>Or maybe you're just overthinking this shit, like you usually do with everything.
>"THE SHOW WILL START IN FIVE MINUTES!"
>You groan.
>It's only been ten fucking minutes?
>It feels like you've just sat through the Indy 500 without any breaks or interruptions.
>You're even being more impatient than Rainbow here.
>And she's REALLY impatient.
>Hell, the first time she came to invite you to a bar, she left because you took thirty seconds in the bathroom.
>But here you are, wishing on every deity this place has to make these last five minutes hurry the fuck up.
>You turn and see Rainbow just patiently sitting down, looking over the show's schedule with a completely calm demeanor.
>And you're trying to figure out how you've kept yourself from just clawing your fucking eyes out.
>"EVERYPONY ATTENDING THE SHOW PLEASE BEGIN MAKING YOUR WAY TO A SEAT!"
>Thank fucking Christ.
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>>25898818
>You start to feel a lot less bored once you notice the amount of un-seated ponies gradually decreasing.
>Then finally, when the last few ponies in your line of sight sit down, you hear another voice through the speakers.
>"So, Equestria... Are you all ready for a SHOW?!"
>Rainbow squees and giddily shakes your shoulder.
>"T-that's Spitfire talking!"
>The audience stomps and cheers in response to the speaker chatter.
>"That's what I like to hear! So, then, without further ado, I present to you... the WONDERBOLTS!"
>Right on cue, a few streaks of smoke glide out from under the stadium and twirl into a small bunch, before flying a good ways and breaking off into a bunch of other directions, like some kind of firework.
>Rainbow gasps and roughly shakes your shoulder again.
>"I can't believe I'm actually SEEING this!!"
>The excitement in her voice is definitely noticeable.
>It almost makes wasting your future life-savings worth it.
>...Almost.
>"So, do WE have a show for YOU! As well as the old favorite moves, we'll be throwing in a few practices from our up-coming performance, representing Cloudsdale in the first annual Equestria Games!"
>Everyone cheers in response.
>"So, let's get this show on the ROAD!"
>

>...That.
>That was fucking boring.
>You actually blanked out during that shit.
>Hell, it was exciting and cool the first few loops, but after that, it kinda was just the same stuff you'd see from the Blue Angels back home.
>It just seemed like a regular, routine thing.
>Like something that's been done and rehearsed a million times.
>It may be cool in person, but it's nothing original.
>And you've never even SEEN any of their shows before.
>You were just expecting some more... excitement.
>Like some crazy-ass stunts that make you freak the fuck out, thinking that the person doing them would just explode if an inch off.
>But no.
>You got some boring-looking circus act.
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>>25898954
>You mean, the show was good, but with all the goddamn money, all the years you just sent yourself back for in order to see this, you feel kinda cheated.
>You sigh for about the thirtieth time today.
>Well this fucking sucks.
>"Didn't you say that these are backstage passes?"
>...Oh, right.
>You forgot about that.
>Well, if there's any wonder why the goddamn tickets are so expensive, there's your reminder.
"Yeah."
>"-W-well then, what are we doing HERE?! LET'S GO!"
>She darts into the air.
>You watch her small rainbow trail land on the top part of the stadium.
>...On the other fucking side.
>You sigh.
>You wish you had some goddamn wings.
>You start slowly making your way through the seats.
>
>After about half an hour, you finally make it to the booth where Rainbow Dash was.
>The bodyguard stallion guy looks up at you blankly.
>"Pass?"
>You flash your VIP badge, and he scoots to the side, pulling a curtain back and allowing you to enter.
>Immediately, you see Rainbow just chatting up the members of the flight team.
>She's stuttering an awful lot.
>And a quick look around the room tells you that you're apparently the only one that was retarded enough to pay the ridiculous VIP fee.
>Everyone in the room pauses and looks at you.
>Rainbow grins.
>"Oh, see! That's Anon!"
>You shyly walk up to the group and wave.
>The one closest to you, a yellow mare with a fiery mane, pulls her sunglasses down with an incredibly shocked expression.
>"Jeez, Rainbow, I know you said he's tall, but WOW! He might even be taller than Celestia!"
>The light blue stallion in the group just slowly nods.
"Uh, yeah, I've gotten that a lot..."
>The yellow one walks a bit closer to you.
>"So... Anon, huh?"
>You merely nod.
>She holds a hoof up to you.
>"I'm Spitfire, the Captain of this team!"
>You nod again and offer a small smile.

>>25898747
If you're looking for recent shit, there's this:
http://pastebin.com/u/Bluebirdd065
Because my FIMFic stories are much more shit.
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>>25899097
It's good but no magnificent flying machine for Anon?
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>>25899097
>"I'm Spitfire, the Captain of this team!"
And then they fucked
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>>25899097
>You shake while keeping that smile.
>You know how shit you are at acting, but you're hoping that you won't seem as uninterested about all of this as you actually are.
>Spitfire puts her glasses back on her face and gives this cocky grin.
>"So, then, how'd you like the show?"
>She strikes a heroic pose.
>You bite your lip.
>Though you feel the need to act here, she DID ask for your opinion...
>You instinctively shrug.
"Eh, it was alright."
>Spitfire's glasses fall off.
>All the other members just look at you like you told them you eat babies.
>Rainbow is shocked to all hell as well.
>As if she saw you spit in Celestia's face.
>"W...what? Really?"
>You look back at Spitfire.
"Well... yeah. I was just expecting more cool stuff to happen, I guess."
>She takes her sunglasses, folds them, then puts them on a table.
>Then she seems to just stare through you for a moment.
>"You know... in my entire career as a Wonderbolt, not ONCE have I EVER had a fan come in through those doors and say our performance was just... 'ALRIGHT'."
>She glares at you.
>...Oh shit, you didn't really piss her off, did you?
>Hell, it was just your opinion- you didn't mean to get kicked out or some shit!
>Will they at least give you a fucking refund for this?
>"...Have you been to any of our other performances?"
>You blink, then shake your head.
>Spitfire just looks off to the side.
>"...Huh..."
>Rainbow Dash growls to get your attention, then waves you over to talk in private.
>You move over to a corner of the place, all while the other team members just continue talking, or looking at you.
>"W-what are you DOING?!"
"What?"
>"You can't just come into here and say something like, THAT!"
"Well, they DID ask for my opinion... I wasn't trying to be rude, but I wasn't gonna lie about it, either- it's not like we'll see these guys everyday."
>"S-still! You just... SAID that! To SPITFIRE!"
>You shrug.
>She just groans.
>"Celestia, Anon, just... DON'T ruin this for me, okay?"
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>>25899335
>You shrug again.
"Alright, jeez, I didn't know my opinion was so unwanted here."
>You're interrupted by Spitfire walking up to you.
>"...You said that you were expecting more 'cool' things to happen... right?"
>You glance at Rainbow.
>She's glaring so fucking hard right now you're scared your face will melt.
"Uhh... umm..."
>"Cool things like what?"
>You turn back to her and think.
>Well, if you're just talking about cool things, you should be fine... right?
>Rainbow keeps glaring.
>Well, this Spitfire pony genuinely looks interested in your opinion...
>It can't hurt, right?
>You shrug.
"Well, guess I was expecting more daredevil-type stuff to go down- more sharp turns, flies by the crowd, split-second saves... I dunno."
>She seems to process your words for a moment.
>"Well... good to know..."
>She simply walks away.
>Alrighty, then.
>You look up and see Rainbow glaring once again.
>"S-SERIOUSLY?!"
>You raise your hands defensively.
"She didn't seem pissed off about it, so what's the big deal?"
>She just groans, then walks over to the team to 'apologize' for your behavior.
>You just put your hands in your pockets and internally shrug.
>Well, she fucking ASKED for your opinion...
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>>25899418
Aye, I guess I'll just let that sink in for a bit. If you guys don't think this is too shit, I'll probably post more tomorrow.
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>>25899440
i like it
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>>25899440
Looking forward to seeing more tomorrow then.
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>>25899440
Nicely done. Can't wait for moar.
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>>25901495
>progress
Anon, it looks the same. Show progress when you've got more than just darker lines to show. b-baka
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>Be Spitfire
>Captain of the Wonderbolts
>Expert flier
>Aviation specialist
>Sperg of the highest order
>Throughout highschool, you were socially awkward, bullied and didn't have more than a friend or two
>So you put your heart and soul into flying
>You knew all about it and not much else
>After you joined, you quickly rose through the ranks until the old captain retired
>Now you were the captain of the wonderbolts
>Still single, still unable to hold a conversation about something other than flight
>You were pretty famous, you had a lot of ponies sucking up to you for favors
>But just like you wouldn't let them copy your homework in school, you did nothing for them
>It was a busy day today and you were glad it was nearing the end of it
>You could go home and relax
>All you needed to do was finish up with this meet and greet for pr
>Nopony's asked you about your personal life, you're golden
>Ponies are leaving, you and the rest of the wonderbolts are left in the auditorium
>Thank Celestia it was over
>Then you saw it
>Or him... One of those weird human things
>Last you heard, there was only a few in the world, what was one doing here?
>You approach it cautiously only to find it sitting and watching something on its phone
"Hey, the uh... event is over, you gotta go."
>He looks up at you and smiles
>"You're Spitfire, right?"
"Yeah, the one and only." you'd trained yourself to say that confidently
>It felt so robotic now
>"My friend sent me this video of your last performance. Can you tell me how you pulled off this triple barrel spinout?" he showed you a segment of video on his phone
>He got it right
"Training. I-it's all training. So... You-you know a bit about flying?"
>"Sure do. I read Maverick's Aviation Principles and the Science of the Wings."
"Me too. What did you think of Maverick's take on the Bernoulli principle?" your heart was racing
>Finally someone who shared your only interest
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>>25902148
You have my interest
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>>25902148
>After 40 minutes of talking, you find out the human is named Anon and he shares your love of aviation
>"Hey Spitfire, the place is closing we gotta go." Soarin said
>You were about to leave when Anon asked for you phone number
>Oh shit
>Your heart skipped a beat
"Uh... Y-y-yeah. Sure that sounds cool."
>You tried to play it cool but this was making you nervous
>You read out the number to him
>Oh celestia you needed help with this
>You walked away from that encounter feeling like you'd just ran a marathon
>You'd have to talk to Lyra about this
>Later that evening
>At Lyra's house, you sat next to her, an old rerun of PonySeinfeld was playing
>"So he asked for your number?"
"Yeah. I know he's human so does it mean anything different?"
>"I uh... I need to check my books." she mumbled
>Lyra brought back a large dusty book entitled 'Anthropology: A study on man'
>"Some of this is really old..." she flipped to the back where some newer pages had been stuck in
>"Uhh... It looks like he either wants to be friends or he's scoping you out as a prospective mate."
"WHAT?!"
>You started to hyperventilate
>"No no no, calm down, it can't be all that bad!"
"I'm not ready for that! I just want to fly! I-I-I can't!" oh celestia you were clamming up
>While your autism flared up at the thought of a relationship, the most uncharted and terrifying thing to you, Lyra flipped through the pages of her book
>Your phone chimed
>Slowly, you looked at it
>'hi its Anon from the think today'
>It chimed again
>'thing'
>Lyra stared at you and back at the phone
>The tension was palpable
>"You just uh- gonna let it sit there?"
"I-I don't know. What do I do?"
>"You gotta text him back."
"Oka-"
>"But not too early, you'll seem clingy."
"Well then how long do I wait?"
>She sat there for a few seconds in silence
>"Now. Text him back now."
"What do I say?"
>"Tell him hi... And that, uhm, you liked talking to him today."
>'Hi Anon I liked our converstion todau'
>Oh shit!
>Two typos
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>>25903072
>It chimed
>'Me too'
>Phew, he might not have caught them
>'Are you free on saturday?'
>Lyra peeks over your shoulder
>"Say yes."
"But I practice on Saturda-"
>"Move practice around."
"... Okay."
>'Yeah why?'
>"You're doing great."
>'Do you want to go out to Mon Cher for dinner?'
>Lyra squeaked
>You went cold
>"Oh my celestia! He's asking you out on a date!"
"A d-date?" oh no
>You were going to fuck it up
>'Sure sounds good' you typed out with shaky hooves
>Lyra went back to her book
>"Okay. It says here that at this stage, he's trying to see if you'll be a good match for him. If you do well, he should ask you out for another date."
"Another? How long does it take?"
>"It can take anywhere from a few months to a few years. Considering he wants to take you to Mon Cher, he's looking for a lifetime mate."
"O-oh crap. I don't know if I can do this... What if it's all a trick and he just wants to laugh at me?"
>"I don't think so. Please do this, Spitfire, all you ever do is stuff with the Wonderbolts. You need a coltfriend."
"I do but they all scare me! I'm comfortable being single I don't want to relive the academy drama."
>"Please? Me and Bon Bon can come along with you to make sure it's okay."
"... Okay."
>You take out your phone
>'You mind if my friends tag along? Double date?'
>'So it's a date?'
>Oh fuck
>What if this was just dinner and you turned it into a date?!
>'Sounds good, see you there at 6?'
>You typed 'Okay'
>Your fate was sealed
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>>25903455
THEN THEY FUCKED THE END
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>>25903730
I spy ponut
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>>25903747
Nope
No ponut
Only feels
>ywn be human Spitfire's pet pony
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>>25903455
>Saturday
>6pm
>You showed up with Lyra and Bon Bon a few minutes late
>Anon was already there
>You were pretty excited to see him again
>But still you were incredibly nervous
>"So this is the human?" Bon Bon moaned boredly
>"Yeah! He's prospecting Spits as his mate! I'm here to study the human courting process."
>Anon stared awkwardly at you and your eclectic friends
>"Hi 'Spits'." he grins
>You take a seat next to Lyra and across from Bon Bon
>Bon Bon sits next to Anon
>"So Anon, I heard you're here with Spitfire." Lyra grinned
>"Yeah." He must've felt a little cornered
"S-so where do you work?" you asked Anon
>"Well I work with Cherry Berry operating the hot air balloons, what about you?"
>You sit for a moment before he laughs
>"Riiight you're in the Wonderbolts."
"Captain, actually."
>"Really? What's it like?"
>Lyra and Bon Bon idly chatted while Lyra kept glancing over
"Oh, it's uh... It's fun work, aside from the paperwork." you snicker at your awful joke
>"Yeah, EFA's a real pain in the ass."
"Way too much paperwork to get anything registered."
>A stallion came up and took your orders
>What made you a bit nervous was that Anon ordered a steak
>Oh boy, you were on a date with a hot air ballooning predator
"So... You're a carnivore?"
>"Hey, hey Anon. Spitfire's got something you can eat."
>"Lyra please... Don-" Bon Bon groaned
>"What's she saying?" Anon chimed in
>"Yeeaah, Spitfire's got something for you to eat."
"Lyra!" you were turning red but Anon looked confused
>"A-as in eat out?" Lyra seemed to be losing steam in her joke
>"She wants to have sex?"
"What?! No! Lyra stop it!"
>Anon twiddles his thumbs and looks over at Bon Bon
>She glares back at him
>He looks over to you
>"So maybe would you want to sit at another table?"
"Y-yeah."
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>>25905544
>You and Anon shift tables, much to Lyra's dismay
>Anon takes a seat next to you this time
>"Hey sorry about back there. I don't really get pony culture just yet."
"Yeah, Lyra was trying to help me learn about human culture. P-probably better to hear it from the source." you laugh nervously
>"I guess so. What did you want to know?"
"Lyra said that a date meant you thought I could be a... suitable mate. Was she right?"
>"Eh, yes and no."
>This was getting too complicated for you
>You really wish you were out flying instead
>"For this first date, I think I just want to see if we can get along well. If we both like it, we can have a few more and see what happens."
>The waiter comes by and gives you two your food
>He waits a moment to keep talking before taking a piece of the steak
>You stared
>He noticed
>"You alright, Spitfire?"
"Y-yeah."
>Not at all
>What if he was going to eat you?
>What if he took Lyra's joke wrong?
>"What's it like being able to fly?"
>It caught you offguard
"You operate hot air balloons, right?"
>"Not the same as having wings."
>True
"It's... Really good, a lot of freedom to move."
>"I'm so jelly." he grinned and held out some broccoli for you on the end of a fork
>For a moment you panic, do you take it, was he even offering it to you?
>You take it and smile
>It was actually kind of romantic
>Just like in your saucy neighponese novels
>The rest of the meal went well and at the end as you two walked out Anon squatted down and hugged you
>Your initial reaction was to push him off, but it didn't make your skin crawl when he did it
"I had a lot of fun tonight." you remembered that line from a book
>"Me too. Maybe another time?"
"Like tomorrow?"
>"Uh okay, how about we go to the park instead. This place kind of murdered my pocketbook."
"Yes!" you recoiled, lay off on the energy, Spits "Th-the park sounds great."
>Anon walked off, bidding you another goodbye hug
>You were able to enjoy his embrace this time
>You flew back home
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>>25906327
>Good job, Spitfire, you miraculous social butterfly
>You've just obtained a coltfriend
>Suck it, everyone who said you'd never get laid in highschool
>Gone are the days of Spergfire, the lame mare who couldn't do anything but fly
>Here are the days of Spitfire, wildly successful Spitfire who's dating a handsome alien human
>Things are finally going your way for once
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>>25906327
>that pic
I want to pet the part of her legs covered by those shin guards. I bet they would be very soft, and slightly damp from sweat.
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>>25906362
This is quite good. I approve.
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>>25906984
Writefag bedtime bump
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Bemp
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>"I, um. I know some of my fans, uh, think I'm pretty."
>Spitfire isn't able to hide her blush as she considers briefly.
>"I know some of them think about me in... more private moments too. But..."
>"For me, that's... I just don't think of myself like that."
>Peering down at her half-zipped suit, she shrugs - an action reflected by a wave of her orange hair.
>"Objectively, I know I'm 'beautiful'. It's just... my body's always been for keeping fit, keeping myself under control."
>One arm rises to rub at the back of her head in an embarrassed gesture.
>"It's a weird feeling, knowing there's people out there who look at me and just see a pretty body."
>"But, that's why, um - I mean - I..."
>Color rises to Spitfire's cheeks.
>"...I trust you. I don't want to be with someone who just sees me as a 'hot body'."
>Falling to all fours, she pads across the bed towards you.
>Her head tilted and face painted with a cautious, uncertain expression.
>"Normally I'm the instructor, the one who takes the lead, but this time - can you show me how to... do this?"
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>>25799849
bump
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Page 8 bump
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We've made it this far, we might as well take it on to 500 right?
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>>25899418
Holy shit, I wasn't productive at all today.

>You roll your eyes and walk over to a table filled with snacks and drinks.
>You simply grab a water and some crackers.
>The second you throw one in your mouth, you scope in and hear Rainbow calling you a 'careless monkey that doesn't know what he's doing'.
>You huff.
>Let's see who wastes anymore money on YOU now, missy.
>You angrily throw another cracker in your mouth and start chewing.
>The light blue stallion walks up to you and pulls his goggles up.
>"Hey."
>You tip an invisible hat and try your damndest to swallow the crackers.
>They're really fucking salty.
>They're drying the shit out of your mouth.
>"...So... 'alright', huh?"
>You take a quick swig of water and clear your throat.
"Look, just to be clear, I didn't mean to offend any of you guys. I just-"
>"-We're WORSE than alright."
>You pause.
"Uh... what?"
>He moves to your side and stares at the floor with a sigh.
>"Look, just between you and me... the Wonderbolts are dying, man."
>He looks up at you with a saddened look.
>"I think the majority of us have known, but just haven't said, or done, anything about it."
>His eyes trail over to the other members of the team and Dash.
>"I guess you just, finally said what was on everypony's mind, here."
>You just stay silent.
>You're not even sure how to respond.
>You're just some guy who paid for backstage passes with his future, and this guy's talking to you like he's known you since high school.
>"I'm Soarin', by the way."
>He turns and lifts his hoof up to you.
>You shake it and nod.
"Anon."
>He just nods in return.
>"...You know, you're not like everypony else."
>You look down at your six foot tall, fleshy alien self.
"Only by a bit."
>He notices the sarcasm in your voice and just smiles.
>"Not like that."
"Like what, then?"
>He nods at Rainbow Dash.
>"Well for starters, you're not as enthusiastic as most ponies in your position would be. You don't seem to care that we're celebrities here."
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>>25909340
Heading off for the night, but will be watching for more of this.
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>>25909340
You have my attention
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>>25909340
Keep going
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>>25909340
>You shrug.
"I only ever heard about you guys from Dash."
>He nods.
>"That, too. When Spitfire walked up to you and asked about the performance, you didn't even resistate to tell her what you thought. You just, told her immediately."
>He stops, then softly laughs.
>"Hay, not even I would ever have the courage to say that to Spitfire. She can be pretty scary."
>You look over at the mare in question.
>...Yeah, you can see some pretty big hints of scary.
>By pony standards, at least.
>"But she's the one I worry about the most, in all of this. You told her what everyone in the team was thinking, but the only reason we never talked about it was because of her."
>You watch her, faking a laugh at something Dash said.
>Dash makes the worst jokes.
>"The Wonderbolts is her LIFE... I mean, day in and day out, she puts countless hours into the team. If she's not out training new recruits, signing them up, taking care of us, setting up gigs, making flight plans, practicing, or doing loads of paperwork for the team, then she's asleep... And the only reason she DOES sleep, is because she doesn't want to risk getting dizzy, and possibly hurting one of us."
>His eyes simply trail over to the floor.
>"We're all just worried that she won't know what to do once the team's gone for good... And, with you two being the ONLY VIPs this time around here, I'm thinking that we're losing business a lot quicker than I thought before."
>A small silence crawls between you two.
>You silently stuff a cracker in your mouth and start crunching.
"That, uh... sucks."
>He nods.
>"You're darn right it sucks. While Spitfire's our Captain, I've spent nearly half my life with this team. Just, seeing it all go down the drain is the worst feeling I've ever experienced in my whole life. These guys are like my second family, and though I have a back-up plan, it sucks knowing that every single bit of time I've spent with them will be all... for nothing..."
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>>25909690
These guys are like my second family, and though I have a back-up plan, it sucks knowing that every single bit of time I've spent with them will be all... for nothing..."
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>>25909690
"Well, not necessarily."
>His ears perk up at your words.
"If you truly believe them all to be your second family, do you really think that you'd all just, lose contact?"
>He puts a hoof to his muzzle in thought.
"And, knowing exactly how losing family feels, I can tell you right now, that you're being really negative about it."
>He stops, and looks at you.
"-Look. Does losing someone close to you hurt? You're goddamn right it does. But, that still doesn't mean you need to make it hurt anymore than it should. Instead of thinking about the ones you've lost, you're supposed to remember the things you've done."
>He completely faces you, looking up at you curiously.
"You've heard the saying that misery loves company, right?"
>He nods.
"Well, it's because it's much easier to keep yourself down than it is up. You're focusing more on what you're feeling now, than the times you weren't. You're supposed to cherish the good times you've had, the struggles you've all overcome, and how you felt during those times... Choosing what to remember about the ones you've lost is the difference between horrible depression, and a quick recovery. I should know."
>He softly snorts.
>"What do you know about losing family?"
>You just stare at him.
"...Have you ever seen another being that looks like me? Ever? In your LIFE?"
>He opens his mouth to speak, then slowly shakes his head.
>You nod.
"Yeah, you wouldn't; I'm the only one of my species on this entire planet, I'm sure. But, before I, well... 'showed up' here, I had a family, I had friends, and hell, I even had a job that I thoroughly enjoyed. But now, it's all gone, and all I have left with me after four years in Equestria, are the good memories I can recall, and the occasional dream every now and then. That's what's kept me going."
>He puts a hoof to his muzzle again, mulling over your words.
>He finally manages a soft smile, then glances over at the other Wonderbolts.
>"Yeah... yeah, I guess you have a point, there..."
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>>25910426
>His smile grows a bit.
>"...A really good point."
>He glances over at the others.
>His smile widens.
>He looks up at you, now with a small hint of water in his eyes.
>"Thanks, Anon... I've, well, never actually thought about what you've said, before. I'm just... I guess I'm glad that I heard it now, and not after everything went down the toilet, you know?"
>You nod.
>You just wished you would have, four years ago.
>Soarin' just beams, having found a new reason to smile.
>"Look, after this, we're all planning on heading over to a bar... I think that Spitfire could actually use more than a few of your words. Especially now."
>You both turn to the mare in question, smiling and laughing with the other members of the team.
>"...I know her way too well, and though you probably can't tell... I think your words hit a lot closer to home than you think."
>You frown and scan her, trying to find any sign that what Soarin's saying is true.
>"-Even though I'm probably the only one who's seen her scary side and lived to talk about it, I'll tell you right now that she's not heartless. Spitfire, surprisingly, has feelings, and they're actually pretty easy to spot."
>He scoots a little closer and nudges you.
>"Watch for the little things... See how she messes with her mane and glances at her hooves every once and a while?"
>A minute after after he says that, you see Spitfire slightly blow at her hair, then look at her hooves, just before straightening out and keeping her spot in the conversation.
"Yeah."
>He nods.
>"That means something's really bothering her. And you can take a wild guess as to what that something is."
>You feel a quick pang of guilt.
>...You didn't expect your words to have such a big impact on her, or anyone else, on this team.
>And now it's difficult to NOT feel like complete shit.
>Soarin' notices, and nudges you again.
>"Look, don't feel that bad about it, okay? You only said what we've ALL had on our minds for the past few months..."
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>>25910878
Alright, guess this'll be it for tonight. Hopefully I'll have time to work on this more tomorrow.

'Night.
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>>25906362
Why not just skip the whole dating and just go flying together?
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>>25910904
Really enjoying your story f@m
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Not going to die
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>>25804797
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You have to impregnate that mare, Anon.
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bump for more green
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>>25910878
Im enjoying this so far.
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I'll be writing in a few, so in the meantime, what do you guys want to see in the story? >inb4 secks

Do you think it's going too fast? Too slow? Not funny enough?

Jus' don't wanna disappoint.
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>>25915225
Wing preening.
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>>25915225
yer doin' gr8 m8
>>25915284
Is this a new fetish I smell? Writefag pls do us a favor
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>>25915225
>what do you guys want to see in the story
Air.
Race.

Also this >>25915736
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>>25915736
New? It's fairly a popular thing to talk about but no ones really seems to actually write about it.
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>>25915769
Naw I mean a new fetish to my list
I've heard of preening before but it just now clicked to how lewd it might be
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>>25915766
Meant to link this one >>25915284 if that wasn't obvious enough.
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>>25915796
Preening can be both cute and lewd and I'm hoping it's the former in this case.
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>>25915766
>GeeBee
Nigga don't put Anonymous in one of those. They're fucking deadly to pilots - fast, but deadly.

Also, wing preening sounds good.
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>>25910878
"Not like I had to, though..."
>"-Yes, you did. If you haven't got her thinking about the future already, then she never will. It's good that she's heard it from somepony else now, instead of putting the pieces together later."
>You nod, but still feel like shit.
>"I just hope that Spitfire will come to terms with it before it happens..."
>You slowly nod again, then pop another cracker into your mouth.
>In the corner of your eye, you see a stallion peeking his head through the door.
>"Guys, it's nine. Start packing it up."
>All the conversations stop, and goodbyes start being shared with Rainbow.
>Once she's had a chance to hug as many of the team members as she can, she slowly starts making her way to you.
>Soarin' nudges you again.
>"You're coming with us to the bar, right, Anon?"
>You rub the back of your neck.
"Would I be able to bring a guest?"
>You turn to Dash, and he follows your eyes.
>"Oh, yeah, that's cool. She can come."
>You just nod and smile.
"Thanks."
>He returns another nod and walks over to regroup with the others.
>"What was with all the nodding?"
>You take a quick sip of water while Rainbow walks up to you.
"Me and Soarin' were just talking."
>Her ears perk up.
>"Really? About what?"
>You pause.
"...Ah, you know, guy stuff. Morning wood and everything."
>She scrunches.
>"Didn't need to know about that."
>You just shrug in return.
"You asked."
>She rolls her eyes, then starts walking for the entrance.
>She pauses and sees you at the table, just standing there.
>"Uh, aren't you coming?"
>You shake your head and finish off your water.
"We're going to a bar with them."
>She flies over to your side with a hopeful grin on her face.
>"R-really?! W-with th-the WONDERBOLTS?!"
>Everyone stops and stares at her.
>You just nod.
>She beams.
>"-OMIGOSH, YEEESSS!"
>She wraps her hooves around your waist and crushes you with a hug.
>"BEST. DAY. EVER!"
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>>25916132
>Rainbow Spaghetti
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>>25916011
That definition fits to just about any racing aircraft though. But yeah those things are worse somehow.
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>>25916275
I honestly think it's the cockpit positioning. A lot of racers have a fuckhuge engine up front, but practically sitting on the tail isn't common. Gotta throw your normal instincts off.
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>>25916132
>You kind of just awkwardly stand there while she hugs you.
>Soarin' just watches with an amused smile.
"...So... shouldn't we get going?"
>"Oh, aheheh, yeah..."
>She breaks the hug and steps away, blushing lightly.
>"Alright, the carriage is here!"
>You turn and see Soarin' peeking out of the window.
>He waves you over, then walks outside with the others.
>You follow, and immediately see a carriage manned by four Pegasi stallions, floating a few feet from the ground.
>You're not even on a road, but you guess that's the convenience of having wings.
>"Yo, come on, Anon!"
>Soarin' just watches Dash fly in, then waits for you.
>You kind of just try climbing into the thing.
>The minute you latch on, the whole carriage tilts towards you.
>You can hear a few yelps from inside.
>"WOAH, WOAH, JEEZ!"
>Soarin' quickly flies over and helps you into it.
>Everyone on the inside just glares at you.
"S-sorry. No wings..."
>A light blue pony just rolls her eyes.
>You quickly take a seat and just stay still, pretending that you don't notice all the angry looks trying to crush your soul at the moment.
>Soarin comes back in and sits beside you.
>"-Hey Soarin, why'd you have to invite THIS guy? I mean, first he mocks our performance, then he nearly wrecks the carriage! You know that the VIP treatment doesn't include taking ponies with us wherever we go!"
>Jesus, this one sure isn't subtle about hating your guts at ALL.
>"Sheesh, Fleetfoot, give the guy a chance! He's pretty cool! Right, Anon?"
"...Uh, I-"
>The carriage jerks forward and starts moving.
>You get flung forwards and smash your face in the seat, right between Fleetfoot and Spitfire.
>Fleetfoot starts giggling.
>You just feel like disappearing right now.
"Y-yeah, I'm super cool..."
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>>25918216
>Spitfire helps you up and to your seat.
>But she just has this blank look on her while doing so.
"Th-thanks."
>She simply nods, then looks to the side, enjoying the view from the sky.
>You sigh and just stare at the floor.
>Conversation quickly erupts between the others, and Dash is trying her hardest to be apart of it.
>Soarin' hops into it as well, and you're really just left staring at the floor of the carriage, half because you feel you don't belong, and half because you want to stay acquainted with the ground, instead of seeing yourself move through the air without a harness or seatbelt.
>After a few moments, Soarin' softly nudges you with a hoof and looks over at Spitfire.
>You follow his eyes and just see the mare in question staring out into the clouds, propping herself up with a hoof.
>And unlike the others, she still has that skin-tight uniform thing on.
>You can only imagine how uncomfortable and hot that thing probably is.
>But she doesn't seem to notice.
>Or care.
>Soarin' nudges you again.
>He obviously wants you to talk to her.
>You sigh.
>How did you get roped in as a psychiatrist for an entire team of elite flyers?
>And why couldn't you get business like this back home?
>There's plenty of damn crazy people needing help there, for sure.


Bump. Be back in a few.
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>>25918733
nice dubs writefag
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>>25918733
We await anxiously.

Also, skintight uniforms on dat body. Unf.
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>>25918733
>You look back up at her.
>She's got her eyes closed, mind most likely occupied with other things than the view.
>You don't really have any experience in psychiatry, either.
>You just helped your dad out at his place, being the REAL psychiatrist.
>Though he tried to teach you a few things...
>Things that your GPA obviously didn't give a shit about.
>You hop to the other seat, thankfully not needing to squeeze in, on account of Fleetfoot and some other yellow pony having a hoof-wrestling contest towards the other end.
>Soarin' gives you a quick nod, then gets in on the action.
>Spitfire's obviously aware of your existence, and is waiting for you to say something, if her perked ears are anything.
"...Is everything alright?"
>She turns to you, with that blank look on her face, slowly becoming irritated.
>"Yes."
>You just pause.
>Alright, come on, Anon, think, THINK!
>Use that second-hand knowledge to good use!
"...Are you sure?"
>"Yes."
>Damn.
>Well, it was worth a shot.
>"Hey, we're here!"
>You feel the carriage touch the ground and stop.
>Everyone flies out, and you're left to just cautiously get off.
>They all flew off really fucking quickly.
>You sigh and touch the ground.
>Then, well, you realize that you're on the ground.
>With being in a floating cloud city, you really thought your stop was going to be a floating cloud bar.
>And even better, the bar was the one you always went to here in Ponyville.
>The adeptly named, 'Ponyville Bar'.
>You watch everyone practically run in, then slowly catch up to them.
>You push the door open and smile, that lovely scent of cider and crushed dreams washing over you like a beautiful blanket.
>Everyone quickly moves and makes their way over to the huge booth in the corner.
>Everyone except Spitfire.
>She sits at the bar, waiting for the bartender to finish serving a few other drinks.
>Once you start walking over, the bartender comes by and looks at her.
>"Scotch, neat."
>You lift a finger.
"Make it two."
>Then you sit.
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Bump before bed.
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>>25919717
>Holy shit, that was pretty cool.
>You walked in at the perfect moment.
>It was like a fucking dramatic movie scene, just coming in the second he had asked about the drin-
>"-What do you want?"
>You pause, then shake your head.
"Just ordering a drink. This IS my go-to bar, after all."
>Cherry Berry smiles and nods while picking out two glasses.
>"Anon here holds his liquor like a CHAMP!"
>A small smile forms on your face.
>Of course you took these drinks like a champ- they had hardly any alcohol in them.
>Hell, the only reason Rainbow ever paid for your drinks was because she'd fruitlessly try and try again to beat you in a drinking contest.
>Then, she'd always pass out, leaving you to carry her to another friend's home, or just take your bed while you grabbed the couch.
>And Cherry Berry oversaw every single contest.
>Spitfire just grunts in response, then stares forward.
>Not soon after, Cherry slides the glasses over to you.
>You take yours and casually sip it.
>And, of course, there's no burn or anything.
>You just enjoy the flavor of it, really.
>Spitfire takes a larger gulp, then sets it down with a sigh.
>There's long silence between you both.
>It's a big change from the rowdy booth in the corner of the place.
>You casually take another sip.
>She downs the rest of the drink and practically slams the thing down.
>You wave Cherry back over for another drink.
>Pretty much instantly, another full glass is slided over to you.
>You nudge it closer to her, and she pushes it away.
>"I can pay for my own drinks."
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>>25920533
Guess I'll stop here again.
'Night!
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>>25920572
;_;
n-night
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>>25920533
>>25920572
G-God damnit!
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>>25921114
>>25920668
so many close-gets
this thread has been cursed
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y u go in i wnt moar u writfgt
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I'm surprised and also dissapointed at the lack spitfire porn
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>>25922648
In terms of green, you mean?
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>>25922833
In terms of non-commissioned shit.
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bampu
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id bump with pictures but i have none
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>>25925212
>you'll never gasp for air while choking on spitfire's massive futa cock
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>>25927413
You have no idea how long I've been dreaming for this
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Spitfire is a very slutty pony.
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>>25927413
why live?
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>>25927702
Not slutty
Just lewd
So very lewd
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>>25927702
>Dem eyes
I love those eyes. They look so big and innocent. I want to just hug her, pet her, and stare into them as I brutally rape her.
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>>25920572
You going to continue or what?
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>>25928161
Good goin' there, chucklefuck ;^)
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>>25928473
>Delete a post to not get banned
>Get called chucklefuck
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Writefag is dead
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>>25929121
This is the part where we all hold hands and sing kumbai ah.
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>>25928161
Very lewd.
Very, very slutty.
She's at 'that age'.
She needs the dick.
Don't hold out on her.
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>>25929183
Is it getting hot in here, or is it just this fire horse?
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WRITEFAG COME BACK
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>>25929428
Which one?
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>>25929682
All of them would be good tbqhwyl
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>>25929729
Is it bad that I knew what that meant?
To be quite honest with you lad
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>>25920533
"So can I. You turning down a free drink?"
>She shakes her head and glares at you.
>"I'm turning down a drink from YOU."
>...Ouch.
>You just turn back to your drinks and down the extra one.
>You honestly don't know how you're going to pay for this shit.
>Hell, it was only your retirement fund, but now you feel like you have this huge hole in your wallet, and have to start saving again to feel whole again.
>You sigh and down the other drink.
>Screw this, then.
>You're at a bar, why not drink your savings and sorrows away?
"Ey, Cherry, you don't have anything stronger, do you? One hundred proof, or something?"
>She drops the glass she was cleaning and just stares at you.
>"O-one HUNDRED proof?!"
>You just nod.
"I'd actually like to drink to forget, this time around."
>She crouches and starts picking up the pieces.
>"I-I've never heard of any drink as strong as THAT before!"
>You sigh.
>Figures.
"What's the strongest you've got, then?"
>"W-well, that would be ten proof, in shots..."
>You nod.
"Just get five shots and throw them into a glass, please."
>She looks at you like you're crazy.
>"A-are you SURE? I-I know you're not a pony, but th-that could send you to the hospital!"
>You nod.
>She drops the shattered pieces into the trash and just looks at you.
>"Well, alright, Anon..."
>You just watch as she takes an orange-colored bottle and pours it into one small glass, then into a larger one.
>She does this five times, then slowly drags it across the bar, over to you.
>"I-if you start feeling bad, j-just tell me. I don't want you to get hurt, Anon..."
>You nod.
"Appreciate the concern, Cherry."
>You just take the drink and down it in a second.
>You're barely feeling it.
>Cherry stares at you, scared out of her mind.
>Out of your peripherals, you can see Spitfire just glancing at you.
"Could I get another?"
>Cherry just continues staring, dumbfounded.
>"H-how d-did you... h-how did you DO that?"
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>>25920533
I've been lurking several years on /mlp/, reading the shit out of greens but this is the first time I've seen your work.

It is good.
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>>25930428
>>25930482
Aye, I'm still fairly new- started in August this year.
The one thing you'll notice about my writing is the lack of details. Not good at those.

>You just shrug.
"Soo... could I?"
>She closes her mouth and slowly nods.
>In a minute, another glass is slided over to you.
>"P-PLEASE don't hurt yourself, Anon... Y-you know your limits, right?"
>You nod.
"It's probably much more than what you serve, for sure."
>You sigh and down the drink again.
>You're getting a very, VERY faint buzz, now.
>It's the closest you've ever gotten to being drunk, here.
"Just, ah, keep 'em coming, would you, Cherry?"
>"-U-uh, s-sure, Anon..."
>You just nod again and start staring at all the bottles laid in the back.
>After a second, you notice that Spitfire's still glancing at you every once and a while.
>You don't turn to look at her, and another glass comes sliding your way.
>You hold it up to your mouth, then stop.
"You know, I can see you looking at me. If you've got something to say, say it already."
>The tone in your voice is much colder than you thought it would be.
>She gets taken back a bit, but stays silent.
>You simply sigh again, for about the thirtieth time today.
>You down the drink again.
>It's like juice, but with a bit of alcohol in it.
>It's really not cutting it for you.
>But, it's also the best you've got, here.
>There's a round of laughter coming from the back booth.
>Spitfire finally asks for another drink, and one is taken over to her.
"Why aren't you over there with your Wonderbolt buddies, anyways? I thought you were the Captain."
>She remains silent.
>You grab your sixth drink today and take a long sip, trying this time to savor the taste.
>"Well, why aren't you with Rainbow Dash? I thought you were her coltfriend-"
>You spit your drink and catch yourself with your hands.
>It gets all over your suit and slacks.
"Oh, fuck me."
>Cherry rushes over with a dickload of napkins and hoofs them to you.
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>>25930610
>You start wiping them down, shaking your head.
"I've been friends with Rainbow for four years. We're not a 'thing', and we never will be; I've already thought about it, and I'm just not into mares."
>Spitfire nods, watching you dry yourself.
>"...So, you like stallions, then?"
>You snap to her like a fucking meerkat.
"No, I'm not gay! I just..."
>You sigh and set the napkins on the bar.
"I still like human women the most. Even if there aren't any left..."
>Her ears perk up a bit, and she takes a small sip of her drink.
>"...Aren't any left?"
>You straighten yourself in your seat and just look at her.
"Do I look like a dragon to you? Or a minotaur? Griffon? I'm the only one of my species, here. Human women are nowhere to be seen on this planet."
>"So, are you some kind of alien, then?"
"Well, seeing as how my planet had seven billion of us, as well as horses that didn't talk, I'd say yes, I AM an alien."
>"-How'd you get here?"
>You shrug.
"I just remember being in a car crash, then ending up here. If this is some kind of afterlife, or evidence that the multiverse theory is actually a thing, I'm still not sure."
>She just stares at you, confused.
"...I'm pretty sure I died on my planet, then ended up here."
>She nods, fidgeting around with her glass.
>You get another one given to you.
>You simply take a sip, then continue staring at the back of the bar.
>"...I'm sorry."
>Your train of thought comes crashing down.
>You blink and turn to Spitfire.
"What?"
>"For, uh, being... rude, earlier... I'm sorry. I know I've got a bit of a temper on me."
>You wave your hand dismissively.
"You haven't seen me."
>She raises a brow.
>"Really? YOU'VE got a temper? That's a bit hard to believe."
>You smirk and sip your drink.
"That's what everyone says, until they see it. A small amount of things set me off instantly, but a few little things do, too."
>"Huh... And here I was, thinking you were just some other fan, trying to kiss up to me..."
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>>25930943
>"...You're NOT like most ponies, are you?"
>You snort.
"Well, since I'm not a pony, I'd like to think so."
>You finish off your seventh drink.
>At this point, Cherry isn't worried about you anymore, and just really impressed.
>Spitfire just rolls her eyes and smirks.
>"I'm talking more Rainbow's speed; the starstruck, peppy attitude and all. You, on the other hoof, just talk to me like I'm some random pony."
"...Well, looking at it from my point of view, you still ARE a random pony. I only ever heard about you from Dash."
>She nods, then takes another sip of her drink, just as an eighth one slides over.
>She sighs, then leans over the bar.
>"It's kinda nice..."
"What is?"
>She takes a larger gulp and finishes off her drink.
>"Being treated like everypony else. No autographs, no pictures, no hugs... just... talking... I miss it."
"Well, doesn't the rest of your team talk to you normally?"
>She shakes her head.
>"It's always 'ma'am this' and 'ma'am that' with them... I think ponies are scared of me."
>You take another sip.
"Why's that?"
>She shrugs.
>"Might be my temper, or my position, but I'm either somepony's idol, or just their captain."
"...Well, that's pretty much me, but instead, either ponies are scared of me, or they pretend to like me... I think Dash is the rare exception, but even after four years, I'm still not too sure."
>"That bad, huh?"
>You simply nod, then finish your drink again.
>Another one comes by.
>You lift it in the air.
"Well, then, to strangers."
>Spitfire smiles, then clinks her glass to yours.
>"To strangers."
>You both chug your drinks and set the glasses down.
>She just looks at you, then the glasses you have piled up.
>"Are you even feeling a LITTLE tipsy?"
>You shrug.
"Just a very tiny bit. Alcohol isn't as strong here as it was back home."
>"Wow. You must have a pretty high tolerance, then."
>You shrug again.
"I was only really a social drinker back home. Otherwise, I usually didn't at all."
>She just nods.
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>>25931274
>Your ninth glass is given to you.
>Spitfire's just eying it.
"...What, did you want to try it?"
>She takes a deep breath, then just grabs and starts chugging it.
>Well, if anything happens, you know CPR, thankfully.
>Not sure how well that'd work on ponies, though.
>You'd probably end up breaking a few ribs on accident.
>And you don't even lift.
>She finishes off the glass and slams it on the counter.
>"W-woah, Celestia, sheesh..."
>She hiccups, then just stares at the glass.
"...Are you alright, there?"
>She winces.
>"Y-yeah, just... h-how strong are your drinks?"
"Back home?"
>She nods.
"Well, the most I've seen is like, one fifty proof. That drink you just had is pretty much the equivalent of five beers back home. Though I don't think proofs work the same here as they do back home anymore, because I'm pretty sure I'd be drunk right now if they were."

Aye, a short last update. I'm burned out, if the time between the posts says anything.

'Night.
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>>25931457
Awaiting your return.
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>>25931457
Waiting.
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>>25931457
Reading this is the best part of my day, I have a very empty life.
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>>25932342
If you really want to immerse yourself, grab a drink.
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>>25932370
That drawing looks pretty good tbqhwyl
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>>25932484
I have a soft spot for gentle femdom.
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>>25932370
New thread soon?
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>>25931457

Bluebird.. you always show up in the threads i lurk.
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>>25932492

>gentle femdom

You and me, we niggas now.

You happen to browse the thread on /d/ by any chance?
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>>25934591
>You happen to browse the thread on /d/ by any chance?
Nope.
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>>25931457
Patiently awaiting Drunkfire.
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>>25799849
The artist should be shot for making her microcephalic.
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>>25932492
>anthro

Gross.
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>>25936318
>four hooves
>no boobs
You do realize she's just standing, right?
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>>25936420
And the anatomy is all fucked up. You do realize that looks nothing like a horse, right?
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>>25936446
Nitpicking.
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2nd thread when?
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>>25936446
>You do realize that looks nothing like a horse, right?

Wanna run that by me again, champ?
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>>25937135
Does the green warrant another one?
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>>25937959
Not really.
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>>25937959
I'd like to see it continue, but I don't think we'll make it through another thread on one green alone. Maybe raise a thread, then let it die when green is done?
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>>25938189
this
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>>25938189
>>25938472
>implying that ever happens
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>>25938505
A man can dream about seeing another fire horse thread anon.
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>>25938564
New thread!
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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